I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[liquidstatik]

brb sam i need a cigarette

ill be back in like 5 or so minutes, i sweaar!

[liquidstatik]

hey milhouse
im bored as shit, so i started rereading your articles on your site
they're funny :(

[Jeff The Ninja]

Does anyone want to play Jacks, You know, to alleviate the boredom.

[MetalMilitia]

Is that the one where you have to pick up the things (possibly called jacks) for some reason?

[HickMan]

Saturday was homecoming and I danced my little heart out it was fun and I had a mink coat of course it was fake but it was super funny because I looked like a pimp guys that's why I won funniest of my class because I do crazy stuff like that plus I got all the ladies haha

[MetalMilitia]

Man that does sound really super extremely funny, you sound like a mad and crazy guy who all the cool cats want to hang with. Funniest in the class? Try funniest in the WORLD with a stunt like that.
Oh mercy I think my trousers just blew off in merryment at the whole affair.

[HickMan]

I know itsnt it great i dont wanna sound cocky but i am a funny guy ask any of my friends lol

[Jixby Phillips]

METAL MILITIA IS: THE JOKE ECHOER

[Fathom Zero]

The team I was on beat everyone in the quiz-bowl.

[Sethomas]

I captained a quiz bowl team that got 12th in state, and I came from a school of farmers.

That just brought back memories of Academic Super Bowl which was all bullshit in my school because of nepotism and shit. And those fuckers made the topic the high middle ages after I graduated JUST BECAUSE I WAS GONE THAT YEAR.

[liquidstatik]

I was in quiz bowl once, but I hated it. >:

What I did like was OM/DI [i think its different in different states]

We went to world one year, but I got nervous and started throwing up so we obv didn't win. :(

[Sam]

Did you throw up on the microphone? :x

[liquidstatik]

nu uh i threw up in the hotel bathroom :(

i didn't even make it to the place before i got all nervous :x

oh and guys, Lay's french onion dip with nacho cheese doritos is like the greatest thing ever

[Alphonse]

I still have an account ;x

[Chojin]

;x

[Esuohlim]

Was Alphonse a jerk, I don't remember.

[liquidstatik]

he was cool and lived in my town
but then he became a jerk and went to college and left me with no friends ;<

[Esuohlim]

hey milhouse
im bored as shit, so i started rereading your articles on your site
they're funny :(

:picklehat

[GADZOOKS]

Ugh, Juttin finally leaves to meet his father in his after life and Zelda get banned and who shows up?

Father Spaz.

I swear they must be all one person, a syndicate of stupads.

[GADZOOKS]

Now fatty's back, this is the worse

[Esuohlim]

EDIT EIDT n/m this is new page material!

[Esuohlim]

To lighten the mood here's some Pub Lover correspondence from today.

The Pub that has nothing better to do than postcount fight is still crying hot salty tears from all the stinging jokes about how much of a crazy loser he is. ;D

As for the SHITTY ARTICLE, I just reread it and the follow-up article I started about that bemulleted shutin, and they really are SHITTY ARTICLES and if I had any sense of pride in my work I would cry myself to sleep like my internet character usually claims I do.

Best regards from a crazy shutin.

[liquidstatik]

i talk to pub sometimes on msn

he's a sad fellow :(

[Esuohlim]

He wrote me a new article and I said I was going to put it up over the weekend haha whoops ;)

[liquidstatik]

ahahha

IM TELLING :x

[Sam]

I miss Pub. :(

He was nice.

[liquidstatik]

yeah i liked him
he says people made fun of him
but idk who he's talking about

:(

whoever they are, they're JERKS >:

[WhiteRat]

I'm going back to Japan tonight. I'm going to miss you guys so much, you guys are my best friends and you've been so great to me since i've been back. Thanks for the suprise party, too. I definitely didn't expect to see to see Darva Conger there! I LOVE YOU ALL. :love

[Esuohlim]

WhiteRat when you come back be sure to bring me some pocky kekekeke >_<

[Esuohlim]

yeah i liked him
he says people made fun of him
but idk who he's talking about

:(

whoever they are, they're JERKS >:

I made fun of him too but in a good way and Pub should realize this, unlike Juttin who I make fun of in a bad way because he's really a big disappointment and I don't blame his dad one bit.

[liquidstatik]

yeah, i only joked around with him a couple times, and I think he knew it was in a joking way. :(

either it's somebody being a big jerk, or he just doesn't know how to take jokes. but either way, im with you on the juttin thing. :O

[ziggytrix]

Pub got about as much love from this board as it has to give, which really isn't that much, but that should still count for something! But I was under the impression he made more self-demeaning jokes about being a "crazy shut-in" than anyone made about him.

Maybe I missed something in MockWars.

[liquidstatik]

idk he should come back, though. ;<

and p.s. some people 'round here get a lot of love. :O

[FartinMowler]

I forget who Danny Tatom was :rolleyes It's not like Pub is going anywhere :/ so I will share a short script to give him something to look forward to.

Steve Erwin

Crickey where am I ?

Pub

You're in my bedroom

Steve Erwin

Crickey

Pub

:(

Steve Erwin

:/

[liquidstatik]

im liquidstatik, kay :-x

[MarioRPG]

And I'm pretty.

[Supafly345]

YouWantToBeAdam (8:08:10 PM): Sorry, Im' told you I drank a little something
YouWantToBeAdam (8:08:16 PM): Or I didn't, well, now I did
BcIsTheGreatest (8:08:36 PM): that first sentence was amazing

[executioneer]

did you guys know that lydia from the beetlejuice cartoon and claire from resident evil are both done by the same person

cause i didn't

[Sam]

No way. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

That's nuts.

[Sethomas]

You wouldn't know nuts if you got teabagged by Mr Peanut, dude.

[liquidstatik]

so me and my girlfriend broke up and it sucked
i cried and threw up a lot :(

anyway apparently we're "taking a break"

idk though she says we're going to go out again
she just needs time to fix her problems

idk im sad, guys :(

[Fathom Zero]

I saved a worm today. :O

[liquidstatik]

lol i think i found a new girlfriend today

[FartinMowler]

who are you again?

[executioneer]

you're the private dick you figure it out

[Fathom Zero]

I got my Ubuntu live disk in the mail today!... after I ordered it in June.

But it was free, so I'm not complaining.

[GADZOOKS]

John Bermuda Shorts is no longer with us. :(

[executioneer]

what no way :( i hope you're not serious but i bet you are because of the colors :(

[Sam]

WHO WILL DRUM FOR WEIRD AL NOW? :tear

[Esuohlim]

That's the only guy I can think that you might be referring to and he's not listed as dead anywhere >:

[Fathom Zero]

I broke my ankle on a wet trampoline 2 days ago. The bone was jutting out of my leg. Pics to come, especially of the gnarly X-Ray.

[executioneer]

you had a bone inside of you that was juttin, huh

[Juttin]

THATS WHAT SHE SAID LOL

[MetalMilitia]

Let's be realistic, Juttin.

[Juttin]

:( I live in super-cool fantasy land :(

[GADZOOKS]

A Candyland, mind you

[WhiteRat]

:( I live in super-cool fantasy land :(

Alright man, i've been monitering your caloric intake and I've come to the conclusion that you have to be a character or alt. Seriously, I just don't understand how someone can take such abuse every day yet keep coming back. For someone to take continual harassment about thier dad fucking dying everyday not to mention being called "Fatty fatty fat fat" or "Juggs McGoo", you have the thickest skin (lard) ever.

I'd like to do a case study on you Juttin. I'll pay you with a bag of WoW brand potato chips and a 2-liter bottle of Mt. Lightning.

[Juttin]

Because I'm not somebody who's just gonna pussy out because the mean kids took my bucket o' candy and called me fat.
Also, Mt.Lightning? Come on. I think I deserve better than Wal-Mart
>:

[Juttin]

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/MEAGAIN.gif

NO NEED TO MAKE A FAT JOKE GUYS I THINK I JUST MADE ONE TOWARDS MYSELF

[Fathom Zero]

you had a bone inside of you that was juttin, huh

I was about to say something, but I thought better of myself.

[Juttin]

Damn right you thought better of yourself >:
Otherwise, I'd have challenged you to fisticuffs, sir >:

[Grislygus]

Watch out, he'll unlawfully wound you in a case of internet rage.

My little brother just saw Fathom Zero's avatar, and thought it was Tim Allen.

I almost killed him.

[MetalMilitia]

Say guys did you hear about Bill Murray crashing a student party in Scotland?
I can't decide if it would be super cool or super wierd but I suspect the former.

[Big Papa Goat]

I heard Dan Akroyd is always hitting on the frosh in Ontario

[GADZOOKS]

Bill Murray is a fucking pervert and an idiot and is the greatest shame my city had along with Jim "The Jerk" Belushi.

Now Brian-Doyle Murray, that's guy is a class act.

[Esuohlim]

Come bust a move where the games are played, it's chill, it's fresh, it's Noah's Arcade.

[WhiteRat]

I liked him better with Punxatawny Phil.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm pissed the fuck off and I can't remember why.

[Emu]

Guys I've been gone for a while so I need someone to [code]FILL ME IN[/coed]

When and why is Sevenforce banned?

[Fathom Zero]

Chojin went crazy and made everybody mods for a few hours.
At first there was Chojin's Cooldudes. They held supremacy over the Changing Name Forum. Lots of other people wanted to be mods, too. So Chojin made Juttin the leader of the Super Action Team. Seven Force was on the Action Team, as was I. The Action Team presided over the Classifieds forum. Long story short, it got out of hand and started being unfunny, (at least in my eyes). I opted out of the Action Team. Seven Force was banned for posting Lemon Party pics. If you don't know what lemon party is, go to lemonparty.com, but it is NSF- fuckin'-W. Old man porn, ewww. >:

[liquidstatik]

http://www.anniescostumes.com/4549.jpg

[MrAdventure]

SERIOUS HONEY PROBLEMS? :'(

[executioneer]

Chojin went crazy and made everybody mods for a few hours.
At first there was Chojin's Cooldudes. They held supremacy over the Changing Name Forum. Lots of other people wanted to be mods, too. So Chojin made Juttin the leader of the Super Action Team. Seven Force was on the Action Team, as was I. The Action Team presided over the Classifieds forum. Long story short, it got out of hand and started being unfunny, (at least in my eyes). I opted out of the Action Team. Seven Force was banned for posting Lemon Party pics. If you don't know what lemon party is, go to lemonparty.com, but it is NSF- fuckin'-W. Old man porn, ewww.

i thought he also deleted some of the threads that got moved to the fun forum

[Fathom Zero]

Oh yeah, that's right, too.

I forgot that part.

There was an editing ans moving frenzy going on.

[Sam]

Last night nothing4buddha and I saw a flipper baby. :x

Except it wasn't a baby.

It looked like an amputee with Cabage Patch Kid arms grafted to her nubs.

:(

[liquidstatik]

that's cute, i guess. :x

last night i ran over an armadillo ;<

[ArrowX]

This morning I was playing with some puppies who just started walking, there awesome because they all have a different sized mohawks according to their size!

[liquidstatik]

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[liquidstatik]

A FUCKING QUEER.

[MarioRPG]

With serious problems?

[Esuohlim]

Someone start a game of mad libs post haste

[WhiteRat]

Get off me pa you're crushin' my smokes.

[Emu]

Guys OAO hasn't posted here in a long time.

[Esuohlim]

Screw him I want Pub back. :(

I went to random page in this thread and I laughed my ass off at this. :(

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5213/pubeg4.jpg

[Sam]

I miss Pub too. :(

[liquidstatik]

i keep tellin that fag to come back, but he won't listen. :[

[liquidstatik]

and milhouse no offense i always thought you were like 16 or so :[

[Esuohlim]

I was at one time on this board you know :(

[liquidstatik]

lol yeah i guess thats true :x

[Esuohlim]

I'm 19 :(

omg ninja edit :eek

[liquidstatik]

yeah lol i realized half of what i typed didn't really make sense. :[

aaand, oohh.
im 18. :[

i miss being a kid. :[

[Sam]

Haha

I knew'd ya'll were a youngin'

[liquidstatik]

duude, you're like 16. ;o

[Sam]

Nuh uh.

[Esuohlim]

Nah Sam's in his 20s I read it somewhere.

It's nothing4buddha that's 16 :x

[liquidstatik]

http://attorneygeneral.state.wy.us/dci/so/counties/photos/nat_johnson.jpg
Registered sex offender. :x

[Sam]

:(

[kahljorn]

i did one of those registered sex offender searches before and it showed like 20 guys within just my neighborhood, many of whom were colored red which is supposed to mean they are really bad.

[liquidstatik]

haha, coool. :X

[MrAdventure]

i did one of those registered sex offender searches before and it showed like 20 guys within just my neighborhood, many of whom were colored red which is supposed to mean they are really bad.

http://www.holycola.net/archives/koolaidsmash.jpg

[Big McLargehuge]

http://www.petebevin.com/hallodoggie/hallodoggie4.jpg

[MrAdventure]

may the woof be with you always

[Fathom Zero]

My big toe smells like pickles. :eek

[Grislygus]

Well, Chuck Norris is officially a retard. (http://thinkprogress.org/2006/10/25/chuck-norris-facts/)

[Esuohlim]

Maybe people will finally shut up about him now.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I FUCKING HATE HIM. Seriously there are these assholes walking around campus (highschool is huge. Walkaround it once and youve gone a mile and a quarter) saying "Im going to roundhouse kick you like Chuck Norris!". I hear that at least 5 times a day. These people need to be killed.

[Misdemonar]

zelda'sbiggestdouche :lol

[Esuohlim]

I FUCKING HATE HIM. Seriously there are these assholes walking around campus (highschool is huge. Walkaround it once and youve gone a mile and a quarter) saying "Im going to roundhouse kick you like Chuck Norris!". I hear that at least 5 times a day. These people need to be killed.

Don't think this will score any cool points with me, buster.

[RaNkeri]

I FUCKING HATE HIM. Seriously there are these assholes walking around campus (highschool is huge. Walkaround it once and youve gone a mile and a quarter) saying "Im going to roundhouse kick you like Chuck Norris!". I hear that at least 5 times a day. These people need to be killed.

How come I'm not suprised? :rolleyes

[Grislygus]

Zelda, weclome to the horrible, horrible place that is the MAINSTREAM. The only way to deal with to lock your bedroom door and curl protectively around your computer, and only come out to scavenge for Mountain Dew and Hot Pockets.

[Emu]

(highschool is huge. Walkaround it once and youve gone a mile and a quarter)

yeah it's a pretty big change from junior high huh lol

[Esuohlim]

Newest registered member: Virginity

[executioneer]

oh no we'll never get rid of that one

[Fathom Zero]

Slither's finally coming out on DVD, I can hack bluetooth phones, the doctors are pulling the staples out of me tomorrow, and I got nine out of ten questions right in the team category "Cooking Verbs" on the Junior Varsity Academic Team. It's been a big week for me.

[executioneer]

i'm sorry the correct response to that post was "badum psssh"

[Chojin]

Oh shit son, I hope you got a trophy for that. You better have gotten a trophy for that.

[Esuohlim]

I laughed and then thought along the lines of "speak for yourself" but I would never actually post that :x

[Chojin]

That was meant for indistinguishible lamer #4, but it kinda works either way!

[Chojin]

GOD DAMN IT PEOPLE, SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN I'M TALKING

[Esuohlim]

Oh shit this place is bustling with activity again

[executioneer]

you know why?

post 20000, that's why

[Esuohlim]

If anyone wants to Paypal me like a bajillion dollars I'll let them have post 20000

[executioneer]

NO I WILL FITE U

[Esuohlim]

MORE LIKE I WILL VERB U

ADVERB
VERB
PAST TENSE VERB

[executioneer]

whorily
butt
creeped

[Esuohlim]

ADJECTIVE
PLURAL NOUN
FICTIONAL CHARACTER

[executioneer]

black
cocks
fargin mowler

[Esuohlim]

AN UNDESIRABLE NOUN
VERB
NOUN

[Esuohlim]

btw do you actually want me to keep it as "fargin"? :(

[executioneer]

hell yes

[Juttin]

Chojin >:
is
a fag

[executioneer]

juttin
smell
penis

[Esuohlim]

juttin go away

[executioneer]

hahaha i didn't even read his post for that one

[Rongi]

at least chojin has a dad, tubby

[Esuohlim]

VERB -S
PLURAL NOUN
NUMBER

[Juttin]

Rongi
kiss
my ass >:

[Rongi]

my ass isnt a number, stupid

[executioneer]

sucks
donkeys
fifteen

[Esuohlim]

PLURAL NOUN
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
NOUN

[Esuohlim]

Juttin seriously make like a tree ok

[liquidstatik]

DOGS
SEXY
DELIGHTFULLY
WATER HOSE

[Esuohlim]

I'll change that to delightful since the "ly" makes it an adverb, loser

[Esuohlim]

Sorry, this was kind of a bad one. :(

EXCERPT FROM "CATCHER IN THE RYE"

If you whorily want to butt about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was creeped, and what my black childhood was like, and how my cocks were occupied and all before they had me, and all that Fargin Mowler kind of Juttin, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to smell the penis. In the first place, that stuff sucks me, and in the second place, my cocks would have about fifteen dogs apiece if I told anything pretty sexy about them. They're quite delightful about anything like that, especially my waterhose.

[executioneer]

my cocks would have about fifteen dogs apiece

this is still pretty good ok

[Chojin]

lol @ my cocks would have about fifteen dogs apiece

[Chojin]

JYNX

[executioneer]

:x

[liquidstatik]

I'll change that to delightful since the "ly" makes it an adverb, loser

yeah i thought that sounded kind of weird, sry :[

[Chojin]

at least Juttin has a fancy new avatar.

[Esuohlim]

I want a hamburger launcher :(

Haha I'll bet

[MetalMilitia]

Surely Juttin would prefer a Hamburger attractor.

[Juttin]

I know. I call it " Dance Dance Revo-thetic"

[Fathom Zero]

Now it's gone! LIKE MAGIK.

[Esuohlim]

NEW MAD LIB :eek

ADJECTIVE
NOUN
PLURAL NOUN

[executioneer]

WASPy
retard
condoms

[Esuohlim]

NATIONALITY
SOMETHING ROUND
NUMBER

[MetalMilitia]

Canadian
Juttin
15

[Esuohlim]

If nobody said Juttin it was going in anyway :loo

LAST NAME
ADJECTIVE
PERSON IN THE ROOM

[executioneer]

cockburn
itchy
janitor

[Esuohlim]

FOOD
NOUN
OCCUPATION

[executioneer]

spotted dick
homo
dick spotter

[Esuohlim]

ADJECTIVE
ADVERB
VERB -ING

[executioneer]

shitty
weakly
farting

[Esuohlim]

VERB

lol

[Juttin]

SAY FUCK! SOMEBODY SAY FUCK :(

[Esuohlim]

Oh well haha that was a good try I suppose, anyone else want to give it a shot?

[executioneer]

hump

[MetalMilitia]

fuck!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/07-101106-RESERVOIRDOGS.jpg

[Esuohlim]

COPERNICUS

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our waspy universe. They thought that the earth was the center of the entire retard and that the sun and all of the condoms revolved around it. But then a Canadian named Copernicus discovered the truth. The earth revolves around Juttin 15 times a year. Copernicus, whose last name was Cockburn, was born in Warsaw, and he used one of the first itchy telescopes, which was invented by janitor. This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of spotted dick stuck on each end of a homo. In 1600 an Italian dick spotter named Galileo expanded Copernicus's shitty theories, but during the Inquisition in Italy he was weakly arrested. After farting for six months in jail, Galileo was forced to hump.

:lol

[executioneer]

hahaha dramatic improvement

[executioneer]

OK ME TURMN

NOUN
NOUN
VERB -ING
NOUN

[Juttin]

:lol I'm tempted to make a photoshop

[Grislygus]

squid
tumor
snuffling
cheese

[Esuohlim]

cunt
sandpaper
chafing
dessert

[executioneer]

noun
verb-ing
verb
noun

[Juttin]

Jesus
Drilling
in
Trouble

[Grislygus]

"In" is an adverb, Juttin.

[executioneer]

n/m

[Juttin]

Jesus
Drilling
Am
Trouble

[executioneer]

am doesn't work

pick a different verb ok

[Juttin]

Edit: Burn

[Juttin]

WAIT, WAIT:

Shank!

Wait, no.

Your Madlib is hard :(

[executioneer]

verb-ing
verb
event

[Juttin]

Oozing
Hump
Christmas

[executioneer]

ADJECTIVE
VERB
PLURAL NOUN

[Juttin]

Religious
Circle Jerk
Zealots

[GADZOOKS]

shutup those are stupid

[EisigerBiskuit]

Pompous
Floating
Astronaughts

[executioneer]

PERSON'S NAME
NOUN
OCCUPATION
SECOND PERSON'S NAME

[Juttin]

Eisiger Wins

[EisigerBiskuit]

I just bent my pinky back. It won't go forward now

[EisigerBiskuit]

Scott
Plug
Fireman
Jessica

[Juttin]

>: Edit

Gigantor
Cardboard
Fun-Doctor
Russian Guyovich

[GADZOOKS]

stop it

[Juttin]

My list was gold, damnit >:

[executioneer]

VERB
PL. NOUN
VERB-ED
ADJECTIVE

[Juttin]

Dance
Hammers
Slammed
Sexy :(

[executioneer]

PLURAL NOUNT
VERB
PERSON'S NAME
VERB ENDING IN -ED

[Juttin]

Xenu
Arrive
L.Ron Hubbard
Saved

[executioneer]

idk, man

[Juttin]

Zebras
Race
Benjamin Franklin
Died

[executioneer]

ONE MORE I PROMISE

PLURAL NOUN

ADVERB

VERB ENDING IN -ED

[Juttin]

Sexers
Awesomely
Sexed >:

[Juttin]

I'm trying to make this as annoying as possible

[MetalMilitia]

Just be yourself, juttin.

[executioneer]

those aren't any good

gimme more plz

[Juttin]

Internets
Annoyingly
Ensued

[executioneer]

ok i just need a good plural noun

[Fathom Zero]

fuckers
sloppily
asked

[Chojin]

Hey Juttin, if you make one more pointless post in this forum, you'll get a very special gift from me.

[Fathom Zero]

I change my plural noun to

meats.

[Juttin]

You mean,
The awesome wussing out and editing my posts, avatar, and sig.
WASN'T the special gift? OH MAN!
Talk about Halloween on Christmas. Er, vice versa :/

[executioneer]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/lawstripslibs1.jpg
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/lawstripslibs2.jpg
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/lawstripslibs3.jpg
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/lawstripslibs4.jpg
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/lawstripslibs5.jpg
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/lawstripslibs6.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Greatest madlib ever. Muy bien.

[MetalMilitia]

word!

[Juttin]

Religious Party!

[Juttin]

My turn >:

Plural Noun:

Part of body (plural):

Verb:

[MetalMilitia]

hot white coconuts from the veiny tree of love

[Juttin]

Erm.....No.

[MetalMilitia]

Ghostly white figures from the treehouse of terror

[Emu]

that made me shit myself

[Juttin]

Plural Noun:
Part of body (plural):
Verb:

Seriously

[Emu]

bees
fingers
google

[Juttin]

Be sure to make them as fucked up as possible,
I found a kids' one for that exact purpose

ALSO,

Noun:
Noun:
Verb:

[Chojin]

You mean,
The awesome wussing out and editing my posts, avatar, and sig.
WASN'T the special gift? OH MAN!
Talk about Halloween on Christmas. Er, vice versa :/
At least I didn't wuss out as badly as your father.

[Juttin]

I agree

But, all trauma aside, you are a pussy. >:

I mean, COME ON, King of Mock Wars :rolleyes
I don't like fighting punching bags with white-out >:

[Chojin]

Can you back up and explain honorable internet combat to me, chunkster?

[Juttin]

YOU HAVE THE POWER!

(To edit my posts)

[Chojin]

Hey now, buddy, who's editing your posts? No-one's editing your posts, grumpypants. That happened one day and I'd like to think we're past that in our relationship.

[Juttin]

WAIT WAIT IM SORRY :(

NO! PLEASE SPARE ME THE AGONIZING TASK OF HAVING TO LOOK AT ANOTHER CRAPPY "WACKY" PHOTOSHOP :(

[Chojin]

You're getting pretty worked up there, big guy. Why don't you go start the tub and take a hot bath? I'll go fetch your Crisco inhaler.

[Juttin]

THIS HOUSE ISN'T A HOME. >:

I'M GETTING A DIVORCE >:

[Esuohlim]

Hahaha Willie that was the funniest thing ever

[Juttin]

In any, annoying, prolonged, sarcastic case,
the Mad-Libs must go on

[Fathom Zero]

oh man, when did Mock Wars start?

[Chojin]

I also must say I find it adorable that you're using a picture of me in 'wacky' attire as your new avatar, as if I'd taken it by accident or something.

There's pictures of me in women's underwear on the site too. I would be really, really embarrassed if you were to find them!

[Grislygus]

Is
Am
Or

Those are adjectives, right?

[Juttin]

Well, duh. I couldn't find a pic of you thinking the pants were cool, so I went with the one where you thought it'd be HIGH-LARIOUS
to wear said pants

[Chojin]

Oh and fuck you, fat man. Don't act like you didn't start to get aches all up and down your baby gherkin moments ago to derail the mad libs in the first place.

[Juttin]

You mean,
The awesome wussing out and editing my posts, avatar, and sig.
WASN'T the special gift? OH MAN!
Talk about Halloween on Christmas. Er, vice versa :/
At least I didn't wuss out as badly as your father.

I remember it differently, my SUPERCOOL WHITE-AZN FREND

[Chojin]

Unless that little shitfit you threw there was a mini-lib all to itself, I would have to argue that you remain fat, and wrong.

[Grislygus]

I remember it differently, my SUPERCOOL WHITE-AZN FREND

You can't backtrack now, you were just about to become the cool kid.

[Juttin]

OH,

and by Asian, I mean,
" Wow. I reallly wish I was born in Japan :( . WAIT! I got an idea!
I'll Dye my hair to a Japa-Techno Shade,
I'll get cool PINK Japa-Techno Raver pants,
and post pictures of my awesome self on the internets"

[Misdemonar]

Take juttins posts and make a lawstrip!

[Juttin]

IN ANY REPETIVE CASE, MADLIBS WILL CONTINUE
(I'll save my case for Mock Wars.)

I need,

Noun:
Noun:
Verb:

[Fathom Zero]

200 pages away from 1000 now! yay.

[Grislygus]

Take juttins posts and make a lawstrip!

There's an idea. Juttin couldn't get a decent lawstrip INTO his posts, so maybe we can get one OUT of his posts.

[Yggdrasill]

OH OHOHOH, HOHOH!
Yes preez do telling of how we asian wishes to be born in Japan and dye-a our haare-a.

Edit: Guess I should have quoted Juttin for that to make any sense