I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[HickMan]

liar

[HickMan]

Now THAT'S what I call a page break

[GADZOOKS]

Is TVTOME broken for anyone else? >:

It's not broken, CNet bought it and made it TV.com. Me and jixby both made complaints but I don't think they will bother changing it.

Where's Willie >:

[Pub Lover]

Dammit, that sucks. >:

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/maggiekarp/zig.jpg
I saw this image in DDAAF & I decided to watch Trigun as it happened to be on at that exact moment. It may be just me but those chicks looked more like guys in the cartoon. WTH is up with that? >:

Stupid anime. >:

[fungusamongus]

i think the chick with the cross is a guy in the cartoon but w/e i've never watched trigun i swear

[Pub Lover]

You better be damn sure, FM! >:

You can get into alot of trouble here for being an anime fan. >;

[Emu]

Although Trigun is the second faggiest anime in the world next to FLCL, I'm willing to break ranks and say I'd totally fuck both of them :eek

[ScruU2wice]

Yeah totally minus the girl with the cat.

[Emu]

I've only seent he show like 3 times but I'm pretty sure the cross is really a gun. Which tells you something about the depth of this show. :(

[fungusamongus]

oh shit i just watched space ghost for the first time. it was awesome

[Mad Melvin]

Conan brought back the Walker lever. Good times. :)

[Chugs]

Haha yea, I love that thing.

My favorite one was when the kid is going to jump off some book self, and some fat guy lets him hit the floor.

Then Conan being the wild and crazy guy he is flips out and jumps around screaming "OMG did you see that? HE LET THAT POOR BOY HIT THE GROUND!"

Ahhh yes, good old Conan.

He fixes anything.

[HickMan]

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker.shtml

loo

[Chugs]

You sir, have just made my day.

Walker told me I have aids.

[HickMan]

It's what the ranger does best

[MetalMilitia]

anyone else think this looks suspiciously like OAO

http://img295.echo.cx/img295/2815/avatar3aw.gif

[Matt Harty]

hey guys

[Chugs]

OAO sounds lame, I dont want to be apart of it.

[HickMan]

hey Matt Harty

[Sam]

GUYS I MIGHT GET SEX THIS WEEKEND :picklehat

[HickMan]

COOL BEANS TELL ME HOW IT GOES

[nothing4buddha]

SAM YOU'RE SUCH A JERK, NO SEX FOR YOU >:

[Pub Lover]

WTH is up with Sam's real name being James? >:

[Pub Lover]

I was a jerk to Huond now everyone hates me. :lol

[Pub Lover]

PAGE BREAK! >:

[Pub Lover]

Oh wow, it's July. :eek

[Emu]

today's my birthday guys :(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

happy birthday emu i will wait for a special thread to say that AGAIN!

[Emu]

i'm gonna make one in every forum :meat

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday Emu. :)

[HickMan]

happy bday dude u rock

[Guitar Woman]

Hey guys, I'm back! :D
Also I joined the Marines! :)/:(

[executioneer]

:x

[fungusamongus]

give peace a chance

[Master of Demise]

Make fuck, not kill. :)

[Mad Melvin]

Speaking of marines, I wonder if marine has finally found THE REAL FUCKING BOOK OF DEATH

[fungusamongus]

better watch out dude he might cast a deathspell on you

[Guitar Woman]

Oh come on, everybody knows Death misses 95% of the time. :rolleyes

[Sam]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/potatowned.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/potatowned.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/potatowned.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/potatowned.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/potatowned.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/potatowned.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/potatowned.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/potatowned.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/potatowned.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/potatowned.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/potatowned.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/potatowned.gif

[Bell E. Laffs]

Yes that is ridiculously banal.

[Guitar Woman]

lag :x

[MetalMilitia]

I think perhaps you need to upgrade your computer if 12 gifs cause you lag.

But then again £400s worth of 7800GTX would be somewhat, completly useless if you did actually join the marines.

[HickMan]

guitar woman's joining the marines?

[MetalMilitia]

thats what i heard

[Esuohlim]

Guys my computer has been broken for like three weeks fuckdammit someone help me >:

[Esuohlim]

P.S. I'm at a friend's house and she's being a real ass about me using the computer :(

[MetalMilitia]

Punch her in the chops! >:

[ScruU2wice]

OMFG I just got an email from Jixby Phillips...


he still exists :eek

[HickMan]

what did it say? :eek

[Chojin]

GW, did you actually join the Marines?

What did I tell you?

[ScruU2wice]

what did it say? :eek

top secret for now. :(

[HickMan]

that's a funny movie

[kellychaos]

I miss KellyGaos. The whole bastard lot of you killed 'em off! >:

[Esuohlim]

My computer is working now but give it a few hours because I might kill it again :(

[HickMan]

don't be so mean to the machine

[Esuohlim]

CHUCK NORRIS AVATAR :luv

[HickMan]

YES

[Esuohlim]

All right I've got a $25 gift card for target that I'm going to use at target.com because let's face it I'm not actually going to go to target but I don't know what to by so someone be a pal and give me ideas btw Target sells everything :(

[Esuohlim]

Mind of Mencia is the stupidest fucking show ever. Also:

Born Ned Holness, he was given the name Carlos Mencia by Comedy Store owner Mitzi Shore because it sounded more Hispanic.

Often portrays himself as Mexican, but is actually half-Honduran (his mother) and half-German (his father).

>:

[executioneer]

buy the new harry potter it comes out next sunday!

[fungusamongus]

finally

[HickMan]

Buy Total Recall because Target is where I got my copy and its a good movie :O

[Esuohlim]

I already own Total Recall :picklehat

[Esuohlim]

Can someone tell me why FZ albums are worth 5 dollars more than any other CD ever? >:

[fungusamongus]

dweezil and that other guy need money

[HickMan]

Isn't Total Recall sweet guys?

[sadie]

i can't believe this thread is almost 400 pages long--and with such intriguing posts all throughout, i'm sure!

[Emu]

yeah

[Esuohlim]

i can't believe this thread is almost 400 pages long--and with such intriguing posts all throughout, i'm sure!

Hey sadie, what's new :(

[executioneer]

this thread is America :(

[Esuohlim]

http://www.2goglobal.com/2GoChronicals/Kelly%20Travelogue/South%20America/South_America_map-better.jpg

Google's first result for "america" :(

[Esuohlim]

Who am I to say that it's Google who needs to get its priorities straight anyway >:

[Esuohlim]

Oh God life was awesome until I got my Internet back and now I'm all depressed and shit :(

[Esuohlim]

:(

[Esuohlim]

Hey where's Pub Lover did that fucker get banned again? >:

[Esuohlim]

:(

[Esuohlim]

wtf why did jixby give up on his board? >:

I'm this close to quitting the Internet forever I swear to God >:

[Esuohlim]

Oh and pretty much the entire OTNLY Official Spam Thread from OSKs board is gone too well this just tears it, friends >:

[sadie]

hey, esuohlim. glad to see you're back, even though you're all :(. you need to find that fire again! i'm trying to make some money to go on a serious vacation--but more than that: a mission. of some secrecy! got a grand to buy a tanzanite ring?

[Matt Harty]

hey guys

[HickMan]

hey matt what's going on

[HickMan]

EVERYBODY CALL MY CELL PHONE (330) 719 5430 BECAUSE IMMORTAL GOAT IS GONE FOR FOUR WEEKS AND IT'S ACTUALLY HIS PHONE AND HE'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR THE LONG DISTANCE

[Mr. Vagiclean]

PARTAY AT HICK'S PHOONEE~

[HickMan]

YEAH

[sadie]

is that your picture in the tuxedo shirt?

[HickMan]

yes that is

[sadie]

pull yo' pants up, boiieee! :O

[HickMan]

It was a bad belt which kept on getting loose. BUT I HAVE A NEW BELT AND I LOVE IT BECAUSE IT KEEPS MY UNDERGARMENTS HIDDEN

[Emu]

I HAVE NO ASS WITH WHICH TO HOLD UP MY PANTS :< THEREFORE THEY FALL

[HickMan]

Well if you have no ass then you might as well only wear a leaf around

[sadie]

yah, it was about the belt. it was bad. bad belt.

[HickMan]

It was I tell you. It didn't have any holes.

[sadie]

don't you have a screwdriver and a hammer?

[HickMan]

It's one of those belts that slides into place. Which works for a few weeks, but then the belt gets worn and it slipps off :o

[The Retro Kat]

I kinda wanna shave my ass, but i know it will be real itchy real fast.

[HickMan]

I'M GOING TO POST THIS AND MIX THINGS UP SO EVERYONE STARTS POSTING JUST LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS



I'm talking to someone who wants to show me her nipples

[Marc Summers]

http://www.barthsburgery.com/ycdtotv/smalls/p6.jpg

[sadie]

you are a prick.

[HickMan]

no YOURE a prick

[sadie]

the crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.

[HickMan]

sing it

[GADZOOKS]

Jixby and I updated F*ck You B*tch: The Website.

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/fyb/index.html

I made a thread in General Blabber but that place has become Bickershit Central.

[Esuohlim]

More like Spermione because she and Harry just had sex :eek (pg. 552)

[Esuohlim]

And tell Jixby that if he's going to act too cool for this place he can at least act too cool for this place while being here >: or something :/

[executioneer]

lol millhouse nobody has sex or dies in thsi book :rolleyes

[executioneer]

i read the whole thing already :rolleyes

[executioneer]

fake spoilers:

i don't see how jk rowling plans on continuing the series sincse harry gives up all his powesr to save sirius from the half-blood prince :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

Hay guys ^_^

[executioneer]

hey did yuou know that it is a secrat that dumbledore and professor mcgornagal get married in the new harry potter book

[executioneer]

PS NOT REALLY

[Guitar Woman]

The new Harry Potter's out? That's weird, I didn't smell any FAGS when I went to Borders yesterday. :/

[Rongi]

i thought doumble dore dies in this book or something

[Esuohlim]

I went to Borders and bought Hot Rats today :picklehat

[Esuohlim]

BtW all of Gadzooks' posts since he came back have been suspiciously very Jixby-esque :(

[GADZOOKS]

I'm not sticking around, i was talking about the site update you creep! >:

[HickMan]

new post

[executioneer]

bigtimecow pies me off >:

[HickMan]

don't let it bother you

[sadie]

hickman, did i tell you i think you look like a young bob dylan?

[Esuohlim]

Hickman you look like Dr. Who :eek

[Big McLargehuge]

i wanna see a picture of hickamn :(

[Esuohlim]

HE'S WEARING A TUXEDO T-SHIRT ON MYSPACE IF MEMORY SERVES :(

[Esuohlim]

BIGMCLARGEHUGE THE GANG DISBANDED LIKE THREE MONTHS AGO CHANGE YOUR AVATAR >:

[Esuohlim]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6445/notroker8ux.jpg

HERE

[Esuohlim]

http://www.sbcmanuals.com/equipmentguide/pager-ex_xtra.jpghttp://www.db.dk/nyt/ugeavisen/99/18/Brak-6.jpg

[HickMan]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=7201741&Mytoken=20050719162340
lol i'm a myspace fag ;(. BUT THAT'S ME AND I'M COOL, YOU KNOW.

[Master of Demise]

Hey Hick, what do you got against fuckers?

[Esuohlim]

Oh master of demise you kill me :lol

[executioneer]

bigtimecow doesn't know who changed his avatar :eek

[executioneer]

lets go mystery squad!

http://mmpets.com/2bbf0de0.jpg
CRIME DOG

http://www.treherbertband.co.uk/Pics/baby1.jpg
SECRATS BABY

http://www.ling.upenn.edu/courses/Spring_2001/ling001/austin_powers.jpg
POLICE FAGGIT

TOGETHER WE WILL SOVE THIS MYSTERY!!! OR DIE

[GADZOOKS]

Hey I got a mystery, WHY ARENT YOU ON AIM ANYMORE.

[HickMan]

new post

[executioneer]

becuase i was worried i ruined fyb radio :'(

[Esuohlim]

Hey Willie do you still have that Stella gif that you either used as an avatar or it was at the top of your mindsay blog (I don't remember :() I'm asking because I saw this picture of Showalter and I think it was in it maybe?

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/572/llevenrakethecrabsouttayourpew.jpg

[Esuohlim]

In fact it might be on a page in this very thread where you posted every picture you were currently hosting in one post but I'm too lazy I guess

[Esuohlim]

N/M FOUND IT http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/stella1.gif

[pjalne]

Man, I've been torrenting down the Stella DVD for two weeks now, and I got to 78% before people stopped seeding. >:

[Sam]

Man I haven't posted in this thread in ages

[executioneer]

man

[Pub Lover]

:lol

[HickMan]

yeah

[Pub Lover]

>:

[HickMan]

don't start with me buddy >:

[executioneer]

we're almost at ten thousand :eek

[HickMan]

time to flex those e-muscles, guys

[HickMan]

http://www.budo-internacional.hr/docs/slike/chuck_norris_2.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Chuck Norris. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

If it wasn't for I-Mockery I wouldn't know who he was. >:

[Pub Lover]

I still don't care who he is. :)

[Pub Lover]

Page Brak

[Pub Lover]

I also only know Al Roker & Tony Danza from here too. :(

[HickMan]

Chuck Norris is the best everything for everything >:

[Pub Lover]

He has too much cock for my liking.

[Pub Lover]

But as he has a beard I can concede that he's half a man.

[HickMan]

He's all man

[Pub Lover]

No one is a man till he can drink an Irish under the table & then beat up a Ni... um, toughguy. >:

[Esuohlim]

DO YOU AT LEAST KNOW WHAT A TOASTER OVEN IS BY NOW? >:

[Pub Lover]

No. :(

[Pub Lover]

I remember a couple of pages were about them, but I don't remember how they're differant to a sandwich toaster. :(

[Pub Lover]

So there's a new poster called 'VampireKiss' all posting up in the Loveline forum & he asked when everyone lost their virginities. I LOLed then checked what site I was on. :(

[Pub Lover]

BECAUSE THIS SITE IS POPULATED BY VIRGINS! >:

[HickMan]

poor OAO

[Pub Lover]

CLAY, YOU BETTER NOT COME RUNNING TO ME WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIENDS STARTS POPPING LITTLE HICKBABIES OUT THEIR DIRTY PARTS! >:

[Pub Lover]

because I've only got enough love for three babies & anymore you have will be given to KellyChaos. :(

[Pub Lover]

JUST IMAGINE KELLYCHAOS BEING YOUR DAD! :eek

[executioneer]

NO VIRGINS ALLOWED :eek

[Master of Demise]

I thought kellychaos was my dad.

[Esuohlim]

All four episodes of Stella were on between 2-4 in the morning last night so I watched all of them but fell asleep in the middle of the last one. I had a dream that I was on stage doing their Comedy Central Presents: Stella routine, and I must have been David because the other two were on stage but I didn't know what I was doing so they yelled at me but the audience loved us anyway. :(

This is my second Stella dream since the show started wtf guys? >:

[Skulhedface]

FartinMowler is Kellychaos's dad

[Pub Lover]

PapaKelly & GranpaFartin, now that's a perfect childcare double team. :lol

[Pub Lover]

Work OAO in there somehow & you have a sitcom. >:

[Emu]

All four episodes of Stella were on between 2-4 in the morning last night so I watched all of them but fell asleep in the middle of the last one. I had a dream that I was on stage doing their Comedy Central Presents: Stella routine, and I must have been David because the other two were on stage but I didn't know what I was doing so they yelled at me but the audience loved us anyway. :(

This is my second Stella dream since the show started wtf guys? >:

paging dr. freud :lol

[Pub Lover]

Free dream interpretations (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=18783)

[The Retro Kat]

My cock really burns from sexing Clay Aiken.

[Pub Lover]

Achy Breaky Page

[Pub Lover]

My cock really burns from sexing Clay Aiken.
You were good in Saad's movie. :(

[Esuohlim]

i love it when the Retro Kat comes back every once and a while and makes a non-sequitur about being gay because it's funny am i right

[Pub Lover]

It's kinda sad that the gay guy gets more tail than the rest of us combined. :(

[Pub Lover]

...but then he sure is sexy. :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

2799

[Pub Lover]

2800! :woot

[Esuohlim]

Way to go that's like 37% of my posts

[Esuohlim]

And you've posted for two hours straight on like three separate occasions, come on

[Esuohlim]

I'm watching the sun rise, but only because I haven't actually gone to bed yet :(

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, & how long have you spent banned?

[Esuohlim]

Are you here to keep me company as I spiral into a FATIGUE-INDUCED HALLUCINATION?

[Pub Lover]

I'm watching the sun rise, but only because I haven't actually gone to bed yet :(
I do shit like that, but I never open the curtains because I like being pale, frail, & pitiful.

[Pub Lover]

Are you here to keep me company as I spiral into a FATIGUE-INDUCED HALLUCINATION?
Yes. :eek

[Esuohlim]

Daylight is seeping through the window blinds and I don't like it >:

[Pub Lover]

If you didn't wash your windows then less light would get in. :confused

[Pub Lover]

I hate winter. I have to dig holes in winter to prepare for spring. If I owned a rotavator I would have less work, but I'm too weak to lived the things. >:

[Esuohlim]

BUT I DON'T WASH MY WINDOWS OH GOD WHAT AM I GONNA DO? :(

[Pub Lover]

Lived? I meant lift. :(

[Esuohlim]

Winter in July you must be mistaken >:

[Pub Lover]

BUT I DON'T WASH MY WINDOWS OH GOD WHAT AM I GONNA DO? :(
Get a job you lazy bum & then you can afford a wife to give you children. & children have to do what you say or you can kill them.

[Pub Lover]

Winter in July you must be mistaken >:
I live in the future. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

So if I have children will they kill the sun for me? :(

[Pub Lover]

You ain't got time to train ninja children. >:

[Esuohlim]

ARE WE ON THE NEXT PAGE YET?

[Pub Lover]

9700

[Esuohlim]

PAGEBRAK.JIF

[Pub Lover]

What the fuck? Page Break?

[Pub Lover]

This is a bad page! >:

[Esuohlim]

Oh shit how are we gonna fix this? :(

[Pub Lover]

We need to keep pasting until we get off this bad page! >:

[Esuohlim]

Tell people not to post on this page, all the posts will have to go on the next page now :(

[Pub Lover]

Pasting? I'm really fucking up tonight. This is my karma for the other thread. >:

[Esuohlim]

EDIT BUTTON

[Pub Lover]

Mark Riddles breathes into the Microphone. :(

[Pub Lover]

EDIT BUTTON
Does that work again?

[Esuohlim]

Only for like the last four months :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Last time I was here (about a month ago) the edit button didn't work. :(

[Pub Lover]

It was fixed by AChimp & Bape, but then it broke again like the search function. At least I thought so. :(

[Esuohlim]

Think again hotshot it's always worked you're lying >:

[Pub Lover]

I think the edit button should be banned in this thread. >:

Why make an edited post when you can make two?

[Esuohlim]

Try editing a post you'll be pleasantly surprised ;)

[Pub Lover]

I just might! >:

edit: Editing. :(

[Esuohlim]

The sun is all the way up now >:

[Pub Lover]

Wow, it worked! :eek

[Esuohlim]

THIS CONVERSATION IS AWFUL LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT

[Pub Lover]

That's because this page is a suck page.

[Esuohlim]

it's your fault too btw

[Pub Lover]

I hope the next page is better. :(

[Pub Lover]

it's your fault too btw
Yeah, but I can either post fast & suck or post slow & slightly less sucky. :(

[Esuohlim]

PAGE BRAK

[Pub Lover]

Page Brakes

[Esuohlim]

Quick let's post hot girls this will be awesome :D

[Esuohlim]

http://ploug.eu.org/doc/jessica-alba-14.jpg

JESSICA ALBA >:

[Esuohlim]

BTW POST HOT GIRLS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER LIKE NERDS WOULD

[Esuohlim]

http://www.mercedesslips.com/Catherine-Zeta-Jones.jpg

CATHERINE ZETA-JONES >:

[Esuohlim]

Oh shit I just ruined it I think :(

[Pub Lover]

http://celebrity-exchange.com/graphics/404.gif
Angelina Jolie

[Pub Lover]

Oh yeah. :(

[Pub Lover]

That was a kinda gay game. :/

[Pub Lover]

ESUOHLIM, AS YOU DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE GOING, I CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT YOU'VE PASSED OUT IN THE BATH, SO I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS! :chatter

[Pub Lover]

THE COPS SHOULD BE AT YOUR DOOR ANY MINUTE NOW! I HOPE THEY CHECK IF YOUR DOOR IS LOCKED BEFORE SMASHING IT DOWN. :(

[Esuohlim]

I'M STILL AWAKE WTF DOESN'T THIS THREAD HAVE 10,000 POSTS YET? >:

[Pub Lover]

The cops came to my house by mistake so I had to bake them a cake before they would leave. >:

[Pub Lover]

A Chocolate Cake. >:

[Pub Lover]

I wanted to make a banana cake but the cops said that banana cakes are for fags so I made them a damn chocolate cake. >:

[Pub Lover]

After they left I realised I should of said "If you don't want a banana cake I'll make a damn bacon cake you stinking pigs!" >:

[Pub Lover]

It's probably a good thing I didn't say that as I don't want to get shot. >:

[HickMan]

damn cops >:

[Mad Melvin]

I tried to talk to a cop once. I was like hey whats up have you arrested anyone yet and he was all like move along son. what an asshole.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, they're jerks, but just imagine the London Underground with out them. All those Arabs with bags not getting shot, it would be a nightmare. >:

[Pub Lover]

Whatever happened to all the white terrorists? >:

[Mad Melvin]

Like Hans Gruber

[Pub Lover]

I just did a search for some racist spiel about foreigners stealing jobs from hard working Americans so I could make it hard working American terrorists, but reading that shit pissed me off. >:

[Pub Lover]

Like Hans Gruber
We all know what happened to him. :(

http://www.mcamy.net/snapefic/graphics/snape.jpg