I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[MarioRPG]

Nice Rankeri.

[Seven Force]

Don't sass me pub I will fly to the UK tonight and I will see your face in my face!

[Seven Force]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd107/chicago2285/tropicalpub21-11-2007.jpg

Aye! Seven Force! What a surprise! And I see you've left your bloody pants back in the states! This is my manservant Short Round, he prefers to be called Tropical but I give him severe tounge lashings if he protests.

[Guitar Woman]

JARV IS MY MYSPACE FRIEND JARV IS MY MYSPACE FRIEND

[Seven Force]

Thanks for the heads up DJ

[Guitar Woman]

no problem gadzooks v0.5!

[Seven Force]

You really shouldn't insult Gadzooks behind his back like that, that's very bad form.

[bigtimecow]

hi i degrade myself

[Fathom Zero]

Hey hey hey hey. No jive talking in here, man. This is the Cool Zone.

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/2420/imgp1560ep8.jpg

[bigtimecow]

let's do impressions!

the hib jlab kalalalama ding dazzle doodly koo kitow!

who am i?

[Fathom Zero]

Michael J. Fox?

[Seven Force]

You really shouldn't insult Michael J. Fox behind his back like that, that's very bad form.

[Sam]

Hey hey hey hey. No jive talking in here, man. This is the Cool Zone.

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/2420/imgp1560ep8.jpg

IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER, I WOULD ASSUME THAT THIS WAS A PICTURE OF MILHOUSE BACKWARDS AND HIS LOVING MOTHER WITH A SKINNED KNEE

[Seven Force]

if it is they've both gots nice boobs

[MarioRPG]

Btw Rankeri I found the Delta Force theme in ONE TRY.

EDIT: I'll upload once I figure out a place to upload it.

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.megaupload.com/

[MarioRPG]

Rankeri:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=HNA9HLYJ (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=HNA9HLYJ)

[bigtimecow]

i love michael j fox

>: it was bill cosby you jerks

[Fathom Zero]

Nuh-uh!

[RaNkeri]

Rankeri:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=HNA9HLYJ (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=HNA9HLYJ)

Holy shit! Thanks dude, I owe you a big one now :shock

[Molly]

I saw this interview Michael J Fox did with Oprah. He started like..floating around the room halfway through it. Crazy stuff.

[Chojin]

guys have you noticed that there's a big reload button whenever you're in a forum list now?

what's that all about, huh?

[Guitar Woman]

Because of how it's usually a box with a red x in it, I'm assuming it's always been there, but has never shown up because of a broken link or somehting.

[Guitar Woman]

you know, cuz you guys are noobs.

[bigtimecow]

i'd rather hit F5

[MetalMilitia]

I noticed it but haven't clicked it yet! I'll keep you all up-to-date.

[Esuohlim]

Oh good now I can keep up to date on the latest Guitar Woman post, thanks Team I-Mock

[MetalMilitia]

OK, big news. I clicked the new button and I've written a short review of the experience.

While not a big fan of buttons I took a risk and checked out the new I-Mockery "RELOAD" button. The experience wasn't unpleasant and I might even do it again, who knows!
My guess is the button is going to come into its own if anyone starts a super interesting thread that needs minute-by-minute reloads. All in all this is a huge step forward for I-Mockery and if things keep going this way I can see the site's popularity sky-rocketing to previously unimaginable heights.

I'll post a Youtube video of me pressing the button if anyone wants it!

[MetalMilitia]

UPDATE:

The reload button crashed my computer and gave me virusware in the hard drive!!

0/10 :rolleyes

[bigtimecow]

i'd give it a 0










out of 5

edit: who am i?!

[Esuohlim]

I like the button personally because not only do I feel like I'm playing Time Crisis 3 I feel that I am totally in control of the situation!

[Sam]

Reload buttons are sooooo last year. :rolleyes

[MetalMilitia]

My girlfriend ordered me one of these:

http://208.112.16.140/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/77a3cf644f53f1675f461387290ec452.jpg

I'm going to be too cool for school!
...and too old but that's hardly the t-shirt's fault.

[HickMan]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/misc/navbits_finallink_ltr.gif

[RaNkeri]

My governator t-shirt is way cooler >:

[Esuohlim]

Sign this petition for :reload

Esuohlim
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[Emu]

Esuohlim
Emu
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[RaNkeri]

Does it have any worth if I sign? :(

[DuFresne]

Esuohlim
Emu
DuFresne
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[MetalMilitia]

As much as I love emotes:domo:domo:domo:domo:domo I can't see myself ever using "RELOAD". Especially when I can just say "RELOAD".:squigly

[MetalMilitia]

A cat playing a KEYTAR on the other hand...

Added: Petition for :acatplayingakeytar

MetalMilitia________
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[Guitar Woman]

That's a stupid emoticon

[MetalMilitia]

Fuck you, you're a stupid emoticon.

[Guitar Woman]

I'd suggest adding this one but it doesn't really work that well with I-Mock's color scheme :(

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/3145/data4svjl5.gif

[MarioRPG]

Not applicable, ever?

[Grislygus]

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
Chuck Harvey just gave a lecture to my drawing class


Apparently he lives around here


Fuck you if you don't know who he is

[Esuohlim]

Neither does Wikipedia :x

[HickMan]

Maybe an I am Mclovin emote that'd be sweet right guys I love superbad

[HickMan]

http://www.gearcrave.com/content/aug07/mclovin.jpg

[Esuohlim]

"I got a boner" - mclovin :lol :lol

[Esuohlim]

"Jesus christ read a book" :lol

[bigtimecow]

"i'm in"

[Mockery]

In regards to the ever-so-controversial "Reload" button...

I used IE on the forums for the first time in a while the other day and noticed there was a broken image. Apparently, it's one of the new features that was implemented when we recently upgraded the forum software. But since we never had a "Reload" button, it was displaying a broken image in IE (and nothing in Firefox) all this time. Surprised nobody said anything about it or I would've fixed it sooner.

And that be the tale of the Reload button.

Oh yeah, the Reload button also represents I-Mockery's new site redesign. We've been working all year long on that button, so I hope you guys feel as though it's brought your user experience to new levels that you previously thought were impossible to attain.

THE FUTURE IS HERE...
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/misc/navbits_finallink_ltr.gif

[HickMan]

http://a.movies.com/i/news/superbad_big4.jpg?

[HickMan]

"I am Mclovin!" - Mclovin

[MetalMilitia]

McLovin you look like Alladin!! - George Micheal

[Seven Force]

C'mon guys i get enough of that mclovin shit in helldump dont bring it here :(

[Grislygus]

Neither does Wikipedia :x

Chuck Harvey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0367467/)

[MarioRPG]

Oh man, Animaniacs, nice.

[HickMan]

http://bp0.blogger.com/_TVfEjAyW4Fk/R1YMUXBjllI/AAAAAAAAEcw/wGOfEQlVWkQ/s1600/worstseniorpicWSF.jpg

[RaNkeri]

Happy 6th december everyone :x

[Guitar Woman]

god, typing on the wii is like doing hunt and peck if I also had down syndrome :x

[MLE]

usb keyboards work on the wii too

[Guitar Woman]

I don't have one of those ;<

[MetalMilitia]

You can get one for like 5 American dollars from a super market or whatever. :rolleyes

[Sam]

A spare keyboard is no problem, even homeless people have them. :rolleyes I am serious though, there is a homeless person in my town who carries a keyboard around and one time I saw her typing on it. :(

[Guitar Woman]

So I just woke up from a nap in which I had a horrifying dream influenced by the trial scene in The Wall, and following that another one I don't remember.

I'm sure the second one scared me way worse, though. :(

[Cedar]

I rarely remember what happens in my dreams

[Fathom Zero]

I had a dream about the Goonies and Scooby Doo and something else. It was sureeel.

[Emu]

I played Mischief Makers today. :[

[Fathom Zero]

I subscribed to a Junglist site and now I get all sorts of phat-ass sets.

[Guitar Woman]

I played Mischief Makers today. :[

That frown better be from shitting yourself at how great it was, mister

[Esuohlim]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/958/urkeloy2.jpg

"DID I DO THAT?" - Sonic the Hedgehog :eek

[HickMan]

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/28/25217557lsh5.jpg
"YES YOU DID, BRET! YES YOU DID!"

[Guitar Woman]

man, an admin from the other forum I go to has spent the last 15 minutes telling me why Xbox Achievements are the best thing ever, then when I posted the chatlog to make fun of him he shit his pants and started yelling at me about how his AIM was gonna get hacked and he'd lose his job because he does buisness with his account :<

[Guitar Woman]

w00ttastic: You know why I'm paranoid about my aim being on there?
Microwaved Grape: WHY!
Microwaved Grape: TELL ME!
w00ttastic: Because we've had people who has had their aim's fucking hacked.
w00ttastic: And I have job contacts on there.
w00ttastic: Very important job contacts.
Microwaved Grape: what hahahahaha
Microwaved Grape: you do buisness over AIM
w00ttastic: No, I talk to my boss over AIM.
Microwaved Grape: lol dood can I has raize

[Guitar Woman]

also earlier when he talked to me he gave me a SPY INTERROGATION and had to send a confirmation PM to make sure I was really me.

this dude is fucking nuts.

[Emu]

He's just protecting his business interests

[MetalMilitia]

Yeah Guitar Woman just wait till you get a job and they find out you pretend to be a girl on the internet. You're going to be in deep trouble!

[Guitar Woman]

Man, god forbid this guy lose his job, then he wouldn't be able to throw his Xbox achievements in other people's faces anymore

[Esuohlim]

Guitar Woman you play way too many video games, have you considered making the good lord Jesus Christ an integral part of your life?

[Esuohlim]

"We loved him because he first loved us" John 4:9-10 http://www.topbibleverses.com

[Seven Force]

god hates fags

[HickMan]

God also hates the internet. Mostly because nobody but fags go on the internet

[Seven Force]

in the same time frame that the internet gained popularity a lot of new bathhouses sprang up in various communities in the usa

COINCIDENCE?

[Seven Force]

The Whitewash down on 45th has Wifi capabilites

[Esuohlim]

so does my d*ck

[bigtimecow]

i'm gonna go wash the car

with my dick

[HickMan]

I'm gonna go wash my d*ck with my car

[Qwarx]

Im going to Gamelon on my dick

[Emu]

Harry Potter and the D*ck

[Guitar Woman]

so what did you guys do today!

[Chojin]

I finally got my new pc parts in so that I could fix my compy :D

and then I modded max payne 2 all day :o

[HickMan]

I talked to a girl who said she'd enjoy putting whip cream on my dick while she sucked it. I politely accepted.

[Guitar Woman]

hahahaha ;<

[ItalianStereotype]

I gave this mexican guy and his family a bunch of awesome steaks and I was being an awesome guy, but then he stiffed me on the tip so I threw ketchup at him. it splattered all over his ass and he didn't notice as he walked out the door.

[Esuohlim]

I uh studied for finals :( :(

[Seven Force]

Good luck on those :(

[Seven Force]

I finally got my new pc parts in so that I could fix my compy :D

and then I modded max payne 2 all day :o

What kind of mod are you making? :o

[Emu]

one with wiggling walls :lol

[Chojin]

Check out the gaming forum for the answers to this secret

[Sethomas]

So, I was reading different editions of Wikinews, and in a French article about the Russian elections I noticed that the bloke we anglophones refer to as "Vladimir Putin" has his surname spelled in French as "Poutine". I found this a bit odd, as Poutine is a Québecois staple food based on french fries, curds, and gravy. I looked up its etymology, which seems to be obscure but one guy claiming to have invented the dish said of it that it looked like "une maudite poutine", meaning "a damned mess" (Wikipedia translated it, "a hell of a mess", but I don't agree with that.)

I thought it would be hilarious if l'Academie Française made a scathing political commentary on how to translate Putin's name from the Cyrillic alphabet, but I asked my Russian/Georgian friend how the Cyrillic form of his name is pronounced. She said "Poo-teen", which matches the French spelling exactly in terms of phonetics.

Eh, it was a fun thought while it lasted.

[bigtimecow]

poutines are so delicious

my first trip into canada me and my friends got two pizzas and two orders of poutines and the nice french lady was in love with us americans

[Zomboid]

The french seem to pronounce it more like poo-tin and the people who say it in english say poo-tine. They're good in moderation. It's pretty much one of the most fattening dishes available and that's made even worse by the fact that you can upgrade your meal's fries to a poutine in a lot of restaurants like a&w and kfc.

[MarioRPG]

i say it like poo-teen

[JediScum]

I had never heard of poutine until almost two years ago. I was a prep cook at a cafe and the manager was a Canadian female, who would, on occasion, have themed parties for the employees where food could be brought in. One day I saw a big bag of fries and cheese curds in the the walk in (we didn't sell either) and thought it strange. Then later, the manager comes up to me and asks if I'd like some, but I thought she said, "Would you like some POONTANG". I have no idea what kind of face I made but, I said "What?!?" Luckily, no weird "Three's Company" misunderstanding happened.

Anyway, yeah, poutine is good stuff.

[bigtimecow]

:bape

damnit it doesn't work anymore :(

[Chojin]

is anyone else gonna be relieved when we have a separate forum for articles?

[Mockery]

I KNOW I WILL BE! :picklehat

[RaNkeri]

Well, it'll definitely help you to find the older ones, so count me in. :imock

[Guitar Woman]

I just hope we keep the ignore feature. Now that Seven Force is back I'm using it all the time!

[Sethomas]

Oh shit, I was looking through my old email account for a file, and I came across a forward from my father. It was sent to him from the central office of where he works.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Clarian Health News (BROADCAST EMAIL)
> Sent: Friday, November 15, 2002 5:33 PM
> To: All Clarian
> Subject: Missing brain cells
>
> Cell Systems shipped human brain cells to Methodist on Wednesday 11/13. They did not make their destination of E504 and we suspect that they were delivered to an incorrect location. Please check your yellow delivery documents for purchase order number 404289 or a Fedex from Cell Systems that does
> not belong to your area.
> Please contact Dr. Maria Rizzo on pager 312-5954 should you have this package.

Holy shit, my dad works for zombies with mail delivery problems. And pagers!

[Guitar Woman]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_finger

lol

[Pub Lover]

Location: Sydney Airport, International Terminal, Gate 8
What I did today: I sat next to a really beautiful woman for two 10 hour long haul flights.
How I made it creepy: I watched her sleep for most of the first flight, & adored her face.
How I live with myself: When I finally spoke to her midway through the second flight, her effortless smile transformed the features I knew so well into a heartstoppingly perfect moment. I gave her my pillow, & said she could lean on my shoulder. She did, but I was too cowardly to speak to her again.

I still miss you, beautiful girl in Seat 48D, Flight QF002. :tear

[Esuohlim]

:(

....

[Rongi]

dude :(

[Seven Force]

You're my role model Pub :tear

[bigtimecow]

puuuuuuuuub :(

[Guitar Woman]

Something similar has happened to me a couple of times actually ;_;

[Terra]

i would eat my left foot to have that encounter with almost any guy at this moment

[bigtimecow]

this subject just turned GAY

[Zomboid]

Terra if you wanna send me nudie pics I will be nice to you and pm you sweet nothings.

[Terra]

i thought i sent those to you already

[Zomboid]

I think I would remember that.

[Terra]

I did send them to you.
long ago.

[Terra]

I want my sweet nothings from you

[Zomboid]

I have not received any nudie pics. If I'm lying, may my penis turn green(er) and fall off.

[Terra]

i sent you nudies. i am sorry about your penile gangreen or maybe that was what caused it ? :(

[Terra]

by the way..reload sucks.

[Terra]

reload sucks worse than me.

[Terra]

just saying is all

[Terra]

in fact, reload blows

[Zomboid]

I like the album. Also, what shape are your boobs? Was there any mitt in the pictures? Refresh my memory.

[Terra]

milhouse should show up anytime with his bi-monthly blow of me.

[Terra]

I like the album. Also, what shape are your boobs? Was there any mitt in the pictures? Refresh my memory.

Boobs are just as mammoth as always. no mitt. that was my muff. long since groomed and now brazillian.

i think. did i send you the one with my cat? that could explain the mitt.

[Terra]

oh i forgot. reload sucks.

[Zomboid]

No. I don't have them! I just scrolled through my email and there wasn't anything even remotely booberrific.

[Zomboid]

Hey the girls next door is on

[Terra]

yeah you have them. i never sent them e-mail. have tons of fun with those lassies!!! :)

[Zomboid]

lol this show is great

[Esuohlim]

TERRA ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT THERE IS NOBODY IN THE TRAILER PARK THAT IS SINGLE AND UP AT THIS HOUR?

[Seven Force]

And for no reason at all here's Seven Force!

[Seven Force]

in: I-Mockery - Reloaded

[Zomboid]

There's a black guy in your picture.

[Seven Force]

Yeah, he's smilin' :)

[Seven Force]

He's really happy to be here. I like to think he's looking up at the post above him and he's like "yeah, dat post is tight"

[Seven Force]

my posts don't count though, that would be conceited

[Fathom Zero]

haha, I bet he's from Nigeria like you.

[Seven Force]

He wants you to know you won a lottery of some sort
you have to send him some information though

[Fathom Zero]

Why should I talk to him over someone like a prince or something?

[Seven Force]

but he is in dire straits

[Esuohlim]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698443

Quick guys this spambot is asking us to give him links :eek

:eek :eek :eek

:eek

[Fathom Zero]

Want to know who else is in dire straits?

[Fathom Zero]

Mark Knopfler.

[Esuohlim]

MUSIC FORUM >:

[Esuohlim]

DONE WITH FINALS, MOTHERFUCKS :eek

800.5 out of 1000 in one of my classes. That's .6 AWAY FROM A DROPPED GRADE :iamawesome

Time to smoke some fat blunts and watch Sanford and Son reruns http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif

[Emu]

Why don't we have that emoticon

[bigtimecow]

:pimp

let's make it happen guys

[bigtimecow]

lmao look at that

[Esuohlim]

It's :hat from the good ol' ezboard days, vets you know what I'm talking about haha

[Emu]

I know it

[Fathom Zero]

Haha, I never saw those days.

[bigtimecow]

:posh

:hat :(

[Fathom Zero]

I thought Garth Marenghi was a real person. Now I feel really dumb.

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkcUQzDDGJQ

:D

[Mockery]

Bust out your copies of MS Paint and join in the ho-ho-hilarty:
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698444

[Pub Lover]

I have all the information I would need to identify her & stalk her forever, but that has never worked out to be something useful. So, Gentlemen, I'm going to pour my angst out as childish behaviour on here, yet as I cannot expect to leave for so long & then return to find the rules unchanged... I'm going to need all of you to generally lower the tone just a bit until I get up to speed. Thank you for your consideration, and Merry Christmas.

[Pub Lover]

Can I delete this post? No? Well fuck it then. >:

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Juttin is online!

Currently Active Users (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/online.php): 123 (9 members and 114 guests) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/misc/whos_online.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/online.php) Most users ever online was 892, Jul 6th, 2007 at 04:44 AM.
zeldasbiggestfan (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=4353), Pub Lover (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=279), Juttin (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=4165), eggyolk (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=1631), Sniperwulf (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=2400), darkvare (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=1803), casinobonusde (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=6706), Uncle_Sham (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=4938), HickMan (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=736)


And we have alot of guests on!

[Pub Lover]

Has Woody not been around much recently then?

[Chojin]

I thought we banned him? Or boogie did? Or something.

[Chojin]

Not woody, Juttin. I have no idea who woody is.

[Pub Lover]

Juttin's 'real' name.

I have a list. :dadsarmy

[Chojin]

I can thank an anonymous guest on the 'Who's Online' list for reading the following thread and unintentionally directing my attention to it!

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2761

[Chojin]

i just realized that ziggy trix doesn't post here anymore

[RaNkeri]

Now that we're in the subject, has anyone seen Kahljorn around? I think last time I saw him online was around August. :<

[Pub Lover]

Those guys need to befriend a bunch of sucky forum idiots that'll keep their names alive while they pretend to have a life away from the net. Then we'd have spotted that they'd left a lot sooner.

In unrelated news: oh man, I miss Willie. :(

[Pub Lover]

I can thank an anonymous guest on the 'Who's Online' list for reading the following thread and unintentionally directing my attention to it!

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2761
That thread reminds me that I accidentally caused kellychaos (http://i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=324) to leave.
After years of actively trying, it came as a surprise when I finally hit on the winning formula. :(

[Pub Lover]

RULES & GUIDELINES - Let's agree to disagree! - http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698251

Uh...? :confused


I really don't understand the concept of this place. :(

Saying that, when I've been 'Nice' to new people they tend to get more angry/scared/gone than if I'm an ass. ;(

I guess I'm done posting for today. See you all tomorrow. :)

[Zomboid]

I really miss soundtest, ziggy, kahljorn, and willie :(

[MLE]

helm :<

[Zomboid]

I'm so hungover and I have a girl coming over and I think I should drink to cure it :(

[Sethomas]

Pub's story reminds me of when I went on pilgrimage to Italy.

Back in December 1999, I went on a youth retreat. There was lots to say about it, but one of those was that I was struck by the beauty of this one girl in particular who was in crutches at the time. At the end of the night I picked up a flier about going to Italy for the Jubilee, and after a crazy six months of thinking I couldn't go, I ended up going. Beautiful girl went too, this time she was crutchless! Our first day in Italy, we were in a bus and she fell asleep on one of the official chaperone's shoulders, and I just kind of pined about how I wished for a beautiful girl to fall asleep on my shoulder just once.

I talked to her a handful of times throughout those two weeks, but we never really connected at all. After our plane landed in Cincinnati, I realized that it probably was never meant to happen anyways. I took my seat on the bus to Indiana, and stared blankly out the window at the rain as others boarded from my group. Suddenly, beautiful girl looked at all the empty seats around her and sat down next to me. We didn't talk at all that I can remember, but within half an hour of the ride she fell asleep on my shoulder.

It was one of the more memorable moments of my life to that point!

[Fathom Zero]

I just fleshed out an entire movie in my mind based on those two short paragraphs you gave and it was one of the best movies I have ever seen.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

lol. I was taking a bus to Dartmouth, NS, around early October, and some cute asian girl kept falling asleep on my shoulder for a good portion of the ride:lol

[zeldasbiggestfan]

When I was going up to Canada this girl fell asleep on my shoulder. I was just asleep too. :(

[Emu]

I once had a girl fall asleep on my shoulder

my girlfriend

[MarioRPG]

I hate that, because it makes you look weird.

[Pub Lover]

Story Time - http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698353

I was that guy. I still am. I also get overly attached to people that I've just met, but I don't say that out loud because it's too close to a truth, & I only lie. :(



Pub's story reminds me of when... ...Back in December 1999... [a]...beautiful girl looked at all the empty seats around her and sat down next to me. We didn't talk at all that I can remember, but within half an hour of the ride she fell asleep on my shoulder.

lol. I was taking a bus to Dartmouth, NS, around early October, and some cute asian girl kept falling asleep on my shoulder for a good portion of the ride:lol

When I was going up to Canada this girl fell asleep on my shoulder. I was just asleep too. :(

I once had a girl fall asleep on my shoulder
Frankly gentlemen, you disappoint me. I can only imagine that each of you immediately went and had relations with a host of ladies in a less confined area. Except Emu, who could have reasonably rolled his shoulder sleeper over & commenced with the loving.

[bigtimecow]

girls sleeping :love

yeah gross sleepophile >:

[bigtimecow]

oh, and i miss willie too

:(

he liked my maxx tattoo

:(

none of you guys make me feel good like he did

:(

i have a proposition. instead of talking about how much we love girls sleeping (>:) we talk about times when willie made us feel good / laugh.

[Pub Lover]

seriously if by "stairway to heaven is a god" you mean "stairway to heaven is the most heavily overrated song in the history of songs" then we are in agreement

Its only underrated by people with no musical taste. >:

bzzt wrong


:lol

Willie. :tear

[Mockery]

Damnit, I saw you quoting Willie and thought he came back.

False advertising. >:

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/PubicPubLover/I-Mock/WillieMobbs.jpg

[Zomboid]

Willie would make a great caveman :(

[RaNkeri]

Why did he leave anyways? I only remember that he got pissed (?) at something and left. :(

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Too many j*rks. :(

[Seven Force]

Why did he leave anyways? I only remember that he got pissed (?) at something and left. :(

people like zbf and gw

[Guitar Woman]

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/5480/1192237053440hb3.jpg

[Seven Force]

YOU SON OF A BITCH

[Guitar Woman]

I was hoping that would go right over your head, but I forgot about all the quality /b/ content you put up in the porn thread.

[Pub Lover]

Gentlemen, please calm down. This is no place for that sort of thing.

[Pub Lover]

[15:02] PublicPubLoather: Hello from the internet.
[15:02] executioneer: hello, internet
[15:03] PublicPubLoather: Are you ok? We are worried.
[15:03] executioneer: i'm ok
[15:03] executioneer: just needed a break from jerks
[15:04] PublicPubLoather: Very understandable. Have a good time. Be happy. And maybe come back sometime, ok?
[15:04] executioneer: ok :(


Miss you Willie. :tear

[Guitar Woman]

oh man that's a relief

[Fathom Zero]

Haha, I bet you made all of that up.

[Fathom Zero]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6cq86kY

[Pub Lover]

Haha, I bet you made all of that up.

Are you talking to me, Sir? >:

While I do much respect Mister Mobbs, if I was spending my time faking conversations, they would not be with him. :posh

With whom would I falsely converse? Ladies on Planes. :(

[Fathom Zero]

I bet it's like Fight Club and you're talking to Willie and he's posting on the message board, but it's really you and then you two fought and disappeared for a while and Willie died and stuff but it's really all in your head anyway so it doesn't really matter.

[Esuohlim]

I was hoping that would go right over your head, but I forgot about all the quality /b/ content you put up in the porn thread.

Hey Guitar Woman don't post 4chan shit here because not only are they always memes that have ran their course anywhere from one to eight years ago elsewhere on the internet but 99 times out of 100 they weren't funny back then either.

[Mockery]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698444

Those who haven't already joined in, make sure you do so :O

[Guitar Woman]

Hey Guitar Woman don't post 4chan shit here because not only are they always memes that have ran their course anywhere from one to eight years ago elsewhere on the internet but 99 times out of 100 they weren't funny back then either.
I was gonna just post an iron but too many people would have gotten it

[Guitar Woman]

Mock, I've sat down at paint with the intention of making a picture for that thread a few times, but I've not been satisfied with any of the things I've made. They aren't retarded enough.

[Mockery]

Then you're trying too hard. Just let your pen (er, mouse) flow freely. If you act like your natural, true self... the retardation will flow forth like fine wine from a box. I believe in you.

:themoreyouknow

[Sethomas]

My mother and younger sister drug my father to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert. He, like myself, hates them. I talked to him on the phone tonight and asked him how he liked it.

"Oh, the concert was great! It would have been better if it was KISS, though. Apart from that, it sucked."

[Pub Lover]

How about it was still a Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert but at an undisclosed moment KISS run on and smash the crap out of the stage? Those are the kind of shows of which I want to see more.

[Pub Lover]

I have this picture in my head where Terra is talking on the phone with her boyfriend. She says she misses him, and then hangs up the phone and goes to put some things away in her closet. As she's moving things around the closet, her eyes settle on a small cardboard box with a vibrator her girlfriends gave her as a gag gift. Her eyes glaze over for a moment, but she quickly shakes it off and goes about the rest of her day in peace.

The next day, she goes to see a movie with friends, and decides to set her cell phone to silent mode. It's at a very tense part of the movie when she sudden gets a call, and her thoughts drift back to that closet... After returning home, she's brushing her teeth, and she catches a glimpse of that closet door in the mirror. She looks away. "No, I can't," she says to herself, "it's just too degrading."

The weekend comes, and it's time to do laundry. The whites are ready to go in the dryer. She stuffs the clothes into the cylinder and starts the machine. As she prepares to load the washer, she places her hand on the rumbling dryer. The sensation is too much. She rushes back to her bedroom and gives into temptation...

She makes a post on the I-Mockery boards about how she doesn't want to use a vibrator.
:lol

This is why the good Doctor gets paid the BIG BUCKS.

[RaNkeri]

Was posting that on the Loveline section too degrading for you?

[Pub Lover]

I don't post outside of this thread. It keeps my levels of stupid down. ;)

Plus not everyone trawels all the forums, so they'd have missed it. I think of myself as a completely useless service to the lazy & bored forum members. :(

[Chojin]

I had originally confined pub to this thread back when I thought that he was the problem.

But I do appreciate "Pub's forum review" so I've never thought to tell him otherwise!

[bigtimecow]

i only post in here, the secret santa thread, and the gaming forum every now and then :hat

[Esuohlim]

You can find my nuisance-ass posts everywhere, even occasionally the politics forum when I'm feeling frisky :eek

[Rongi]

I dont wanna do my philo homework. Fuck Aristotle, what did that guy ever do for ME?

[Pub Lover]

Damnit, I saw you quoting Willie and thought he came back.

False advertising. >:
Here's something to irritate or maybe even unlikely please you; I'm watching MTV and it has the making of 'Jackass the Game' on and I realize to myself that you, Roger Barr, & Johnny Knocksville share the same mental real estate inside my head. Sure, it's my failing, but be careful buddy, you have 'crazy eyes'. ;(

[Pub Lover]

Urgh, morning came again. :hangman


Seriously, if synthehol's intoxicating effects can be so easily dismissed, & if it would've made getting out of bed just now any easier, then sure I want to live in Star Trek. :x

[RaNkeri]

Holy fucking shit

So, I thought I'd make a small dvd wishlist for christmas.

Commando Director's Cut - No DVD for Region 2
Sledge Hammer Season 1&2 - No DVD for Region 2

Why the hell do you guys have to make everything so fucking difficult? >:

[Pub Lover]

Region-free DVD players that hard to come by in Finland?

Saying that I have four various region specific machines just play everything I own without needing to go to the living room. Finding the right drive & then channel is only an irritating inconvenience. My time is worthless after all.

RUN SPELLCHECK?

[RaNkeri]

Sure, I could get myself a dvd-player and a tv, but atm there are far more important things that I need to spend my money on.
And my laptop is a region 2 one, and I don't want to start fucking with all kind of settings to get it play region 1 dvds >:

[MetalMilitia]

There's big news going down in the gaming forum. Firstly there is a new Duke Nukem Forever trailer out (srsly), secondly guitar women is acting like a foul swine - but that's hardly news.

[RaNkeri]

Aw fucking hell, there's no region 2 version for The Man With No Name Trilogy either

[Pub Lover]

Hey, don't take out your alcohol-fueled rage on me just because you're really not that interested in watching those shows. :(

[Pub Lover]

So, uh, in trying to not act like a faggot I become a bigger faggot?

Internet Zen.

[Seven Force]

I hate it when he posts

[Seven Force]

When he posts my face makes the same face pubs avatar has (there's also weird little symbols and "liar" flashing around me)

[RaNkeri]

Well guys, since my whole wishlist is FUCKED right now, maybe you would like to help me by naming movies I should own on a dvd. (I'm huge fan of 80s and 90s action movies, and comedies that are good*hinthint*)

[Zomboid]

I hate it when he posts
Me too. I just get pretty disgusted that someone like that even exists and feel like there's no hope for humanity at this point. No big deal!

Also, a little bit hungover :(

[MLE]

I think he's just another wacko that kinda belongs here because of the inherent mental problems. Much like many other board members!

Also, I find the ability to convince an entire community online of being the opposite gender for over a year an incredible feat, and he can't be all that unintelligent if he managed it.

[Guitar Woman]

I like how Zomboid thinks I'm more disgusting than Seven Force

[Zomboid]

Also, I find the ability to convince an entire community online of being the opposite gender for over a year an incredible feat, and he can't be all that unintelligent if he managed it.
Not sure how hard that would be. Especially in a community like this where about 80% of the male members have probably never touched a vagina since birth. Also, the fake girl personality is pretty much the exact same as the "guy" personality that he has now.

[Guitar Woman]

Look. Zomboid. I really, really don't know what the hell your problem with me is, aside from how 1, I'm younger than you, and 2, I pretended to be a girl on the internet for over a year.

Now, I can see why the second one would irk a few people just a teensy bit, and indeed it did back when it was still big news. But fuck's sake, man, that was over a god-damned year ago. Other people seem to have gotten over it, as evidenced by their general feelings of nonmalice towards me and how a few of them even pal around with me outside the forums a little bit mabye. Fuck, some other people I've told about it actually thought it was pretty funny. I don't see what's keeping you or the select few others like you dwelling on it (with possibly the exception of reason uno above, but that would just mean you're some sort of elitist faggot).

Now, I'm not saying you have to stop loathing me or anything, I could care less what you think of me. The problem, here, is that you will not stop fucking voicing your opinion of me. Yes, we know already, you don't like me. I think everyone who has posted on the forums in the few years I've been here knows that, ok. I don't see what you think you're trying to acomplish by not shutting the fuck up about it. If something in my posts is causing you to have to repeat yourself like this, fucking ignore me like Chojin suggested, and I've said numerous times before. It helped me with my problem with ZBF and Seven Force, I'm sure you could reap similar benefits!

And if for some reason you're incapable of doing that, you could probably just stop fucking coming here. Another poster whom I won't refer to by name did, it seems to have worked for him!

[Rongi]

yeah so me and sam wanna start a "I Hate Guitar Woman" club

who wants to join???

[Zomboid]

I do :D.

GW- I think I'll stick with what I'm doing, thanks.

edit: For the record, it has nothing to do with your age. The pretending to be a girl thing, I find disgusting since it wasn't particularly funny and there wasn't ever a punchline to that whole fucking thing. The main thing that I don't like about you is your whole ":< parapa is so cool lol internet meme 4chan blah blah blah" . You're a fucking stereotypical shithead, sexually confused little mongoloid kid who appears to have no real life social skills whatsoever. In essence, it's not YOU that I hate, it's that you're the embodiment of several very annoying traits of the internet.

[Guitar Woman]

I've got deja vu all of a sudden!

[Rongi]

Maybe it's because you havent gotten any less sucky with the passing of time??

[Zomboid]

Hey I edited my post. Feel free to read it for a better understanding of why you leave a foul taste in my mouth.

edit - not you rongi, we're buds :lol

[Rongi]

Of course we are zomboid! I wouldnt let just anyone* in the "I Hate Guitar Woman" club!

*That means you ZBF, you fat lil munchkin you.

[HickMan]

Who the F is ZBF? Lemme in on the secret via e-mail/text

[Sam]

Zeldasbiggestfan :sickfacethrowingup

[Guitar Woman]

Ok, a few things!

1. "No social life" isn't really a valid reason for hating anyone. Plus, if you had a better one than you do you'd probably not care about this whole thing even half as much. I know I wouldn't.

2. I love NaNaOnSha a whole lot! I don't see what your problem with this is, but you seemed to find it a valid enough point to put it in your complaint. Mabye you should go back to Guitar Hero, you gigantic queermo!

3. Ok, I realize the 4chan thing is getting a little out of hand, I'm stopping that.

Ok? Ok. Great.

[Zomboid]

1. Having a social life doesn't make me immune to your annoying behavior. It's not as if having friends makes it impossible to be any less disgusted by someone like you when I come to a forum that I've frequented for years. Hating people with no social skills is perfectly valid. If you can hate people for being ugly, why not for having an ugly personality?

2. It sucks! Guitar hero bores me! What I don't like is that you seem to like anything even remotely gay, such as that game with the pink shirt protagonist. You may not understand this, but you don't understand how to not suck either, so we'll just leave it at that. Also, guitar hero is boring unless you're plastered.

3. Glad to hear that!

[Sam]

PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW