I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Evil Robot II]

yEAH, MEXICANS SURE ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE. iTS A GOOD THING YOU GUYS HATE THEM SO MUCH OR YOU WOULD GET SICK TO OFTEN.

[Kitsa]

This restaurant is fantastic and the mexicans here are the richest people in town, so I don't think they give two shits if some drunk community college girl replaces their birthday lyrics with burrito burrito burrito tbh

[kahljorn]

the richest people in your town are mexican?

[Aaarg]

ohio

[Babs]

Portsmouth

[kahljorn]

do you guys still have feudalism in ohio

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

[Kitsa]

yes

[Rongi]

so I got a blowjob this morning and the girl's kind of new at giving them so after i spooged she didn't let go of it in her mouth and my weiner scraped up against her teeth and now there's a bunch of purple spots on the tip of it

[Sam]

:lol

[Aaarg]

i have a sore spot as well br0 dont worry u not alone

[Zhukov]

I'm moving out of my flat tomorrow, but I've left cleaning it up until the very last minute. The place is a dump and it's nearly 2am.

Should I clean it up now and probably not sleep, don't worry about it, or go to bed now and wake up early to do it?

You're all in a different hemisphere and wont reply to this until it's too late, if at all.

[Aaarg]

depending on how much you have to do, not sleeping may be your only option

[Colonel Flagg]

kiss that security deposit goodbye

[Aaarg]

http://klimp.dk/glown/paint/nausea_recital.gif whoop

[Kitsa]

I wouldn't sleep, but I would rather clean than sleep anyway.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Just vacuum it and that should work.

[Zhukov]

kiss that security deposit goodbye

Just vacuum it and that should work.

I went with these options. Hoovering the dishes actually works quite well, too.

[Colonel Flagg]

Sometimes, it's worth the money.

[AChimp]

http://i.imgur.com/6IduE.gif

I'm not sure if I should be scared by this image or incredibly turned on.

[Evil Robot II]

That looks like one of the ads for those places that "helps" people finance homes. Seriously, thats like one of the animations they use.

[Evil Robot II]

I found this for some reason came up under googles auto complete thing. Guys we have a problem there are a small amount of people who actually HATE us. I don't know what you guys did to these people but it must have been horrible. They are formidable opponents too. One of them boasts that she make $2000 a week working from her home, while another has turned $47 in $5000 by doing something.

They got together and made a facebook page. If this board is anyything like an arab nations government we should fear facebook pages against us.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/i-hate-MOCKERY/348873932159?sk=wall&filter=12

Also a person named "brian Lynch" hates us.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=564725185

I say we take the path of Mohamed Assad destroy this rebel held city.

[Aaarg]

my sister sent me a text about how she got her first dui (she wears this as some sort of point of pride considering she's been drunk-driving for over a decade) and she burned her face on the steering wheel when she ran head-on into a telephone pole and totaled her car.

am i supposed to feel sorry for her?

[kahljorn]

she obviously thinks its cool so why should you feel bad for her

unless its because shes stupid

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I went with these options. Hoovering the dishes actually works quite well, too.

I read that as hovering dishes at first which made me think you were
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/Spinning-Plates.gif

[Hangie]

Why is one poking up out of his pooper?

[Guitar Woman]

Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to spin plates on sticks?

[Zhukov]

I found this for some reason came up under googles auto complete thing. Guys we have a problem there are a small amount of people who actually HATE us. I don't know what you guys did to these people but it must have been horrible. They are formidable opponents too. One of them boasts that she make $2000 a week working from her home, while another has turned $47 in $5000 by doing something.

They got together and made a facebook page. If this board is anyything like an arab nations government we should fear facebook pages against us.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/i-hate-MOCKERY/348873932159?sk=wall&filter=12

Also a person named "brian Lynch" hates us.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=564725185

I say we take the path of Mohamed Assad destroy this rebel held city.

I thought that was a legit anti i-mockery group for a little while, and I was proud.

[ThrashO]

my sister sent me a text about how she got her first dui (she wears this as some sort of point of pride considering she's been drunk-driving for over a decade) and she burned her face on the steering wheel when she ran head-on into a telephone pole and totaled her car.

sounds pretty cool to me

[HickMan]

sup guys. I'm super fucking drunk and I probably won't remember posting this in the morening so FUCK it.

BTW ITS REALLY GOOD BEING BACK IN THE USA COMPARED TO AFGHANISTAN

[Big McLargehuge]

hey hickman.

[HickMan]

sup dude

[Big McLargehuge]

I came back for sam's b-day.

[HickMan]

uappy birthday sam!

[Colonel Flagg]

Welcome home.

[Sam]

MY BIRTHDAY IS TRULY A MAGICAL DAY.

[Tadao]

KORAN BURNER

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

KORAN BURGER

[Esuohlim]

KOREAN BONER

[Evil Robot II]

COCKER SPANIEL

[Esuohlim]

http://i.imgur.com/ykJKx.png

[Zhukov]

I can understand everything but the mayonnaise.

[Aaarg]

vomit

[Big McLargehuge]

the butter would just melt >:

[Evil Robot II]

Do that with ice cubes

[Big McLargehuge]

greaseburn.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Grass bums

[Big McLargehuge]

Grass bums

I don't know you and I don't give a fuck about you.

[ElPila666]

Every time theres storm they cut off the energy in my country specilly after midnight so yeah pretty much rain brough me here since i cant sleep :( anyways happy birtday sam :\

[Big McLargehuge]

Happy birthdays belong in happy birthday threads! Don't they teach etiquette in whatever backwards as fuck country you are from?

[ElPila666]

I'll go to my pc now that power went back though i dont know how much it gonna last

[ElPila666]

Im from argentina land of futbol, choripan, tango, mate etc

[Big McLargehuge]

I was going to say something about Peronismo and how Argentina only has the facade of a first world country but blah blah blah, I don't fucking know you!

[Fathom Zero]

el pila

how many pots have you smoken

[ElPila666]

i have smoke a lot lately although i'm waiting to smoke my own harvest that i plant back in september im almost there

[Fathom Zero]

that's what's up, dawg

[Zhukov]

Farkin' Argies.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I don't know you and I don't give a fuck about you.

I was hoping you weren't still a fat bellied cunt.

[Otto]

I hate having to drive for an hour to the next town just to get decent weed.

I also want to buy a San Pedro cactus, I've always wanted to try mescaline.

[Big McLargehuge]

I was hoping you weren't still a fat bellied cunt.

Hope is for losers. :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:(

[Otto]

Yeah, give in to despair.

[Tadao]

:(

[Babs]

:(

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Otto]

I bought a model kit from the fifties at a flea-market and last night I realized that I suck at painting models just as much as I did when I was 13.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/Arnoldreap/daddy.jpg
STOP SMILING AT ME, YOU POLYSTYRENE ASSHOLE!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Do you have/can get a paintball gun? Just light it up with it.

[Tadao]

Quit being a pussy.

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u241/hobbybobby_photos/Weird%20Oh/Daddy/012.jpg

[Otto]

I really like how the box art barely looks like the actual model.

I think I read that the artist did the final box sketches based on his prototypes, but the guy stamping out the parts just copied the prototypes.

[MarioRPG]

I think that's the fact with most toys... They always look better on the box.

[kahljorn]

I also want to buy a San Pedro cactus, I've always wanted to try mescaline.
or find it growing in someones yard ;O

i had a san pedro cactus but now my ex has it :(

[Otto]

My plan is to order three doses worth of Blue Torch cuttings and trip out on them with two friends, and if I enjoy it, I'll buy another cutting to plant.

Thrifty Burnout tm

[LordSappington]

After all the bullshit I've been put through these past few weeks, I think I've earned a major smokeout followed by going downtown to see where Lady Mary takes me. Wish me luck.

[Zhukov]

No I wont, you pot head.

[Kitsa]

I'm officially a student again. I must be fucking out of my mind.

[Esuohlim]

Yeah, and on top of that you're probably crazy! :rimshot

[kahljorn]

Quit being a pussy.

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u241/hobbybobby_photos/Weird%20Oh/Daddy/012.jpg

it looks like that avatar zhukov was using for a while

[kahljorn]

i went and got a medicinal marijuana card today and bought some weed. Got five grams for the price of 3.5 :O

[Evil Robot II]

i went and got a medicinal marijuana card today and bought some weed. Got five grams for the price of 3.5 :O
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

[Zhukov]

it looks like that avatar zhukov was using for a while

I have no idea what you are talking about.

Also, what's wrong with you that you have to (get to) receive medical marijuana? Cancer?

[kahljorn]

insomnia

[Zhukov]

Such lies.

[kahljorn]

its already ten o clock here

[Esuohlim]

You can do as little as complain about a headache and get a medical marijuana card in certain states, no questions asked. I learned this from JOE ROGAN, my source of up-to-date world news and events

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

JOE ROGAN is verbum dei ever since he became the news reporter of how terrible carlos mencia is.

[elx]

"who the fuck is davy jones?"
"a pirate"
"no no, a monkey"

[kahljorn]

You can do as little as complain about a headache

I also get tension headaches. it was pretty easy, really. The guy giving the evaluation seemed upset that i took the process seriously :lol

[kahljorn]

this one place gives you a gram of keef for free when you order from them

[Otto]

You can do as little as complain about a headache and get a medical marijuana card in certain states, no questions asked. I learned this from JOE ROGAN, my source of up-to-date world news and events

I wanted to move to Oregon, but they don't list clinical depression as one of the diseases that gets you a medical marijuana card. :(

I don't want to move to California!

[Big McLargehuge]

Who needs a card in Oregon? It is the home of plentiful and cheap kb.

[Tadao]

http://www.beautycent.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/birthday-animal-hat1.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

flaggggggggggg

[Esuohlim]

"who the fuck is davy jones?"
"a pirate"
"no no, a monkey"

I learned about his death from my mom. At first I thought she was joking, but then I saw her face. Now I'm a believer :eek

[Esuohlim]

JOE ROGAN is verbum dei ever since he became the news reporter of how terrible carlos mencia is.

True dat, brah. I listened to a couple episodes of his podcast and he's way less of an asshole than I had initially thought. He's a surprisingly chill dude.

He said that the only way he got through Fear Factor was to be completely blazed during the taping. :hat

[kahljorn]

I wanted to move to Oregon, but they don't list clinical depression as one of the diseases that gets you a medical marijuana card.

you can proly still get it for depression. its sort of up to the discretion of the doctor i think

[Otto]

Hopefully, by my birthday, I'll be with my best friend and his girl friend having group mescaline heaves.

[kahljorn]

i saw some san pedro at home depot today

also you can buy it on ebay

[kahljorn]

faheoufheaouhfoaej cnldz faefaeef

[Colonel Flagg]

http://www.beautycent.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/birthday-animal-hat1.jpg

flaggggggggggg

:faint

[Esuohlim]

Happy birthday Flagg I hope your day contained 554.12 ± 2.98 kg of FUN :x

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Is that chemistry for tonite ?

[Esuohlim]

I don't even know anymore. My brain has become incredibly dumb in the last 10 months :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Welcome to post college life :lol :tear

[Babs]

More like welcome to my life.

[Colonel Flagg]

Thanks Millhouse, for an obscure chemistry reference that will keep me up a few more hours.

[Esuohlim]

FUN is a real compound of equal parts fluorine, uranium, and nitrogen AND IT'S IN OUR TOOTHPASTE :EEEEEEK

[Kitsa]

Happy Birthday, Flagg. Mine is easier.

[Fathom Zero]

that doesn't sound like a very stable compound

[ThrashO]

But combined with potassium you get FUNK :posh

[Colonel Flagg]

Combined with Phosphorus, you get P-FUNK

http://assets.rollingstone.com/assets/images/artists/304x304/parliament-funkadelic.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

FUN is a real compound of equal parts fluorine, uranium, and nitrogen AND IT'S IN OUR TOOTHPASTE :EEEEEEK

Are you trying to recall Coolinator back from his ban?

(you need to say his name only 4 more times)

[Sethomas]

I'm all Selenium, Thorium, Protactinium, and Cerium.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I have a heart of pyrite.

[Colonel Flagg]

I'm all Selenium, Thorium, Protactinium, and Cerium.

You, sir, are radioactive.

[Otto]

My birthday is at the end of the month. I think I'll reminisce on my art school days by downing a bottle of mouthwash.

[Kitsa]

I found out last night that Marge Simpson and I have the same birthday, at least for the sake of their plotline.

[Big McLargehuge]

Oh come on Seth, you know I find your intellectual contortions fascinating.
The response will be: "Whereas i find nothing fascinating about you"

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My birthday is almost 10,000 days ago

[Big McLargehuge]

I was born 10,030 days ago. Whippersnapper.

[Sethomas]

Biggie, it's no miracle that you predicted my reaction. I imagine that you've grown quite accustomed to people calling you a bore. I am, however, surprised that you haven't grown out of having such a fragile ego that this is the kind of thing you'd like to perpetuate.

[Big McLargehuge]

Oh, you know nothing of my ego.

[Zhukov]

Speaking of ego, my futsal team made it into the grand final this Friday, and we're going to decimate the other team. They somehow made it into the finals without winning a single game all season, and last time we played them, we won 20 nil.

I'm going to get five goals in a row and do a dance.

[Esuohlim]

I hear you can feed a whole family in Tasmania for a week with only 20 nil

[Rongi]

:lol

[Kitsa]

IT'S ALMOST PURIM

TIME FOR MY NAUGHTY JEWISH SONG

bcB68AtrmZM

[Big McLargehuge]

I just found out that my astronomy professor worked on Voyager 2 and knew Carl Sagan. :nerdboner

[ThrashO]

I love rongi's down syndrome danzig the best

[Tadao]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/x_men_first_crass.jpg

I don't think anyone will get this though.

This is stupid

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

BUT YOU GOT IT THOUGH.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Seth, using your knowledge of religion where does this stand on the blasphemy scale

When god is fucking a woman she calls out my name

[Esuohlim]

I bet god is a donkey puncher

[Sethomas]

10K G: Somewhere below this, I would say.
http://i-mockery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=546086&postcount=24

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Was it right after you posted that you almost sliced your finger off?

Now I'm afraid my thumb might get sliced off.

[Fathom Zero]

HMgb4ONSa6o

[Shyandquietguy]

I love rongi's down syndrome danzig the best

Is there a single moment where you are NOT jerking yourself off you oblivious faggot?

[Rongi]

gQvySLh4HlU

[Rongi]

my youtube thing isn't working

i cooked my girlfriend mac and cheese today for the express purpose of receiving a blowjob, which i did not receive because we had to go to logic to not pay attention to our awful professor for an hour and a half

[Rongi]

i havent done drugs in a while im domesticated

i really want to do some drugs

[Esuohlim]

I fixed your youtube video for the express purpose of receiving a blowjob ;)

[Rongi]

oh jeez :o

[Rongi]

thank you college, thank you for cock blocking me so i can listen to some asshole on a one year teaching contract barely contain his resentment while he speaks in a monotone about fallacies of exclusive premises

really, so much more exciting than having a girl put my penis in her mouth

h8 college

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

She should have blown you at class.

[Colonel Flagg]

Might have worked out - most of the class was probably asleep.

[Fathom Zero]

Are you doing propositional calculus for your logic class?

Also; http://mkdo.co/post/18196675416

Mike Doughty rules.

[kahljorn]

thank you college, thank you for cock blocking me so i can listen to some asshole on a one year teaching contract barely contain his resentment while he speaks in a monotone about fallacies of exclusive premises

really, so much more exciting than having a girl put my penis in her mouth

h8 college

mabe you should've focused on the fallacy of the missing premise and included it in your blowjob reasoning.

[ThrashO]

Is there a single moment where you are NOT jerking yourself off you oblivious faggot?

yes it does do that :rock

[Rongi]

Are you doing propositional calculus for your logic class?

Nooooo, this is as entry level a logic course as it gets. This is the logic course that English majors take to get their math gen ed requirement out of the way

[Rongi]

mabe you should've focused on the fallacy of the missing premise and included it in your blowjob reasoning.

this is how i should be studying logic, by using it more to get blowjobs

[Shyandquietguy]

yes it does do that :rock

And yet that doesn't improve a thing. Maybe it's because you stepped on someone just to become silently abhorred?

[ThrashO]

And yet that doesn't improve a thing. Maybe it's because you stepped on someone just to become silently abhorred?

i suppose it would in a time like this :pirate

[Shyandquietguy]

So what you're telling me is that the only thing remotely entertaining about you would to be five months from now when you blubber about your latest girlfriend dumping you?

[Fathom Zero]

Nooooo, this is as entry level a logic course as it gets. This is the logic course that English majors take to get their math gen ed requirement out of the way

thass a bummer. Logic's one of my favorite courses, although I also found it as it was eligible to fulfill the mathematics requirement.

[Esuohlim]

I took Intro to Philosphy as a schedule-filler one semester and I was excited to learn about logic, but the professor was like "We have a lot to cover in this class so we'll breeze over logic over the next 20 minutes and move on".

So I now I just say everything is ad hoc since that's the only thing I remember.

[ThrashO]

So what you're telling me is that the only thing remotely entertaining about you would to be five months from now when you blubber about your latest girlfriend dumping you?

:xmas3

[Shyandquietguy]

So basically you're Pram Maven Jr.

[Fathom Zero]

I took Intro to Philosphy as a schedule-filler one semester and I was excited to learn about logic, but the professor was like "We have a lot to cover in this class so we'll breeze over logic over the next 20 minutes and move on".

So I now I just say everything is ad hoc since that's the only thing I remember.

If you remember anything from an intro class, your professor did something wrong.

[ThrashO]

So basically you're Pram Maven Jr.

w (double u)

[Fathom Zero]

i'll modus ponens your dick

[Esuohlim]

Happy 9 year anniversary of me posting on a message board like some sort of miserable faggot

[kahljorn]

lets internet kill ourselves

[Babs]

That's going to take a lot of cheeseburgers

[Zhukov]

Nice work Esuohlim. Well done.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy 9 year anniversary of me posting on a message board like some sort of miserable faggot

:posh

[Shyandquietguy]

w (double u)

144 days left until Thrash0 bleeds about his crushed love life.

[Chojin]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002PJ7PYS/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=literalunbeli-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B002PJ7PYS

the comments are amazing

[Chojin]

144 days left until Thrash0 bleeds about his crushed love life.

also shut up you tryhard faggot

in the parlance of our times

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002PJ7PYS/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=literalunbeli-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B002PJ7PYS

the comments are amazing

http://www.multistalkervictims.org/catchcanada/

Maybe he's not crazy after all.

[WhiteRat]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002PJ7PYS/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=literalunbeli-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B002PJ7PYS

the comments are amazing

:lol

The second one is gold. Gang-stalking has now replaced morgellons as my favorite schizo delusion.

[Tadao]

That device is something a paranoid ephedrine addict would buy.

[ThrashO]

I think this guy made that

crnD2vsQq48

[kahljorn]

:lol thats awesome

i remember all my tweaker friends talking about shadow people. One time when I stayed up for five days straight i saw them too ;o ;o

[Big McLargehuge]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6143262532025920585

:eek

[Big McLargehuge]

"I was having levitation of some of my body parts"

[Babs]

You ever break a wand?

[Pub Lover]

Moron. Pub left because of you.

Hahaha. What. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Oh shitfuck.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

[Pub Lover]

jeanette talked about poops and dildos, though

i don't remember poop talk, but i remember jamesman made some whiney thread about how dildos make it harder for men to satisfy ladies

How about the one where the woman shits in a bucket and then divides the stool among three different labelled containers
Goodtimes.

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

wudoin, bby

[Pub Lover]

As ever. Soups for you?
I'm a fucking shut-in virgin and I've lived more of life than you have Pram.

High Five!

[Fathom Zero]

I'm studying black people at university. It's cool.

[Pub Lover]

Do they know? :eek

[Pub Lover]

after reading a ton of stupid articles claiming that we have just sent a particle back in time through another dimension, I finally read opera's release and I don't get it

if they have the level of accuracy/uncertainty that they are claiming - isn't that higher than the one we achieved when measuring the speed of light half a century ago? assuming that this is actually the case, then wouldn't that imply that the implication here isn't that a neutrino is actually faster than the speed of light, but simply that our accepted model for the speed of light has been off this entire time? why has no one proposed this skepticism? why are they more quick to accept the back-in-time theory? :(

is it just that if that is in fact the case then it's far too scary to mention or think about because it means that everything we have ever measured in modern history has been wrong and we've set ourselves back two hundred years with our newer, preciser technology? is preciser a word?

Faulty equipment is an even better answer for scepticism but not my doomsday pants creaming.

"The team has now found two problems that may have affected their test in opposing ways: one in its timing gear and one in an optical fibre connection." (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-17139635)

[Pub Lover]

You are seriously the most stale and unfunny cunt on this message board. I cannot believe that you think you add humour. :lol

Adding the LOL emoticon to a large percentage of your posts doesn't mean you are adding humour. You are using it to laugh at your own jokes. :lol

..

[ThrashO]

I'm studying black people at university. It's cool.

is black people a major now?

[Fathom Zero]

Do they know? :eek

I'm trying to be really secret about it. They'll take it away if we appear to be too interested.

[Zhukov]

I was JUST listening to a NZ radio show clip thing. Freaky.

[Pub Lover]

:eek
I haven't posted here in like a year but I see Pub Lover went a page in this thread without posting. Feels wrong man.

Pretty much the only reason I read through this thread is for posts like that.

It certainly isn't for the miles of Pram Maven posts.

I did like when he thought Thrash0 was that other guy though.

[Pub Lover]

I'm trying to be really secret about it. They'll take it away if we appear to be too interested.

I was going to go down a whole route of "studying black people is like bird watching" with hides and mating calls etc but it just feels a bit too much like what Don Carlson the racist animator would do.

[Esuohlim]

I was called racist once because I can do a good impression of Gus from Psych :(

[Pub Lover]

I would like to see this impression. :eek
I've said it before and I shall say it again: you should consult with Pubbles, who obsessively saves every photo ever posted on these forums.

Only of you. :eek

[Pub Lover]

going on a date tomorrow

hopefully she'll touch my boner

you guys i just got back from my date

it went really well :)!

Boner Touching well? :eek

This is an important question. >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was called racist once because I can do a good impression of Gus from Psych :(

I hope you told then to kiss your blacksmith ass.

[kahljorn]

assuming that this is actually the case, then wouldn't that imply that the implication here isn't that a neutrino is actually faster than the speed of light, but simply that our accepted model for the speed of light has been off this entire time? why has no one proposed this skepticism? why are they more quick to accept the back-in-time theory? :(because thats ridiculous to assume off of one anomalous test? besides didn't they get results saying it went faster and others saying it went slower -- so that explanation would be impossible.

also did scientists really say that it went back in time or is it just idiots who said that? I would think a better explanation would be that time slowed down -- the speed of light stayed the same :O
but i dont think a scientist should really say either of those things

[Pub Lover]

Really, the problem with science news is that most headlines are bullshit written by idiots. Did anyone see the "Ice cream is as addictive as heroin" headline a few weeks back? Good job being shitty, shitty journalists.

Speaking of the News; do we know if Clay is still alive? Do we know if he was the one shooting up those families in Afghanistan?

My power bill says "Friends"at the top. Guys, if I'm not giving you three hundred bucks a month then we are clearly not as tight as I am with my electricity supplier.

[Big McLargehuge]

Did anyone else see the Abobo's Big Adventure write up in Game Informer?

[MarioRPG]

Life update: Working two part time jobs and being a full time 3rd year student is hella draining.

[Fathom Zero]

I was going to go down a whole route of "studying black people is like bird watching" with hides and mating calls etc but it just feels a bit too much like what Don Carlson the racist animator would do.

Oh, I know. It's like they think they're real people or something.

[Rongi]

Boner Touching well? :eek

This is an important question. >:

Oh that girl sucked she was into jesus and stuff

I have a girlfriend now who isn't into jesus and is totally into touching my boner

[Tadao]

Then why did you mislead us? :tear

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Emotion/pageblak.gif

[Fathom Zero]

punk girls touch wangs

[Tadao]

Yeah but they grip to fucking hard. I like a soft hand.

[Fathom Zero]

Whereas I like being crushed. IT TAKES ALL KINDS, MY MOTHER WOULD SAY.

[Pub Lover]

Relinquishing addiction has made me more apathetic towards life than I've ever been, even when I was a DXM tard. I don't shave, I don't write, I don't hang out with friends, I don't work, I don't do fucking anything. I'm just a miserable, joyless, cold, unproductive sack of shit who's no fun for anyone. Narcotics Anonymous can go suck the tits I wish I had.

I'm totally drugged up on xanax so I'm gonna give you folks some truths. Truth is, I need to be in a mental home again. I barely leave my house out of fear of nothing. I only go out to get groceries, play pool for a short time(sometimes), and doctors. And if where I need to go is out of the safe radius, I flip the fuck out. So working from home has its advantages, but for me, the disadvantages are fucking up my life. I am gonna go get checked in to a mental place. One way or another I'm going to get over this bullshit. And then when I do, I'm going to visit each and every one of you with my fist. Inside my fist will be a token for spending one day with me. And we shall have fun times of your choosing. But first, I need to get better. I shall get better. We will see. Why all this now? Well, I found it sad that I couldn't even go to thanksgiving with my mom because my sister's house is too far. It's out of the unsafe zone. Time to get checked into the home.

<3

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Is k0k0 back at the house again?

[Pub Lover]

:\
Once again I forget to go to the end of the thread before replying. FUCK THIS.

Is that something that matters? :eek

[Pub Lover]

I AM INTERESTED IN MORE SIMILAR EXAMPLES OF THINGS YOU THOUGHT OF THAT NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT BEFORE

Your new avatar is facing the wrong way. >:

[Esuohlim]

GOOD

[Pub Lover]

>:

hey guys i don't talk to anymore i'm starting HRT tomorrow yay

You're finally gonna get male hormones?

ZING, NO.

I'll inject some hormones into you. :wank

#inappropriate

Danny is a sexier dressed as a lady than he is when he is dressed as a man. This is something I know. PM me for pics.

[Pub Lover]

chojin I hope you drop olympic sized weights on your medulla and end up rotting alone in your dads house until your flesh disintegrates off of your corpse and ants come along and make a farm out of your bones >:

Elx also showed what looked like sincere concern for ThrashO, so y'know...she's a whore with her sympathy.

She'll never get in between Thrash0 and Shy. They are so in love.

[Pub Lover]

http://i39.tinypic.com/34hjj40.jpg
Smile. >:

Take off your shirt. :wank

Smile, damnit! >:
I-Mock's prettiest woman right here, guys

http://i.imgur.com/1YLxt.jpg
:love
I had a cousin who made her own iron-on with a printout, didn't flip the image, and wore it logo-backwards to a family function. When someone pointed it out, she couldn't understand why it was okay every time she checked it in the mirror but not when she looked down.

I'm utterly srs about this.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/283897_10150709429760084_869805083_19883737_412923 4_n.jpg

ALSO: Here's a picture of me and the girl who convinced me of giving up on blonde girl threesomes and other depraved, deranged, and totally awesome sexual acts.
Faceswap photoshop. Faceshop photoswap
elx you are so tiny

damn elx if you keep practicing with that monster you could almost handle my cock

pub has folders and subfolders and sub-subfolders.

I think about everyone here who has appeared in drag, or in anything that could be taken as drag, is specially indexed for ease of wank. I believe. Again, you'd have to ask him but you'd probably just get that :wank emoticon in the chat thread.

[Kitsa]

I stand by that, you sporadic bastard.

[Pub Lover]

Pub Lover sent me a package in the mail and in that package were thousands of photos of me as a kid that he took secretly

:lol..

elx locked herself in her room to experiment with neutrinos. And this is BEFORE I even read the posts she made, which creeps me out a little :(

the time travel dream neutrinos went back in time to infect your dreams, oh no!

Whenever I go in my room to play with my balls, I call it experimenting with neutrinos. Are you sure she doesn't have balls?

Because it takes less than a nanosecond?

What does mean when you dream about murdering a whole basement full of people you've never met? :(

I even picked up a rocking chair and crushed someone's neck with it :(

[Esuohlim]

I've been having some great dreams lately. A week ago I was a stand-up comedian following Doug Stanhope and I got a bigger applause.

[Babs]

Sounds like a nightmare.

[Esuohlim]

If you're talking about performing in front of an audience, normally I'd agree. But If you're talking about having Stanhope involved then fuck you man Stanhope rules

[Fathom Zero]

too many games
i have been crtitcally analyzing
i am not
going to play any games for a while

[Fathom Zero]

Also, Deadbeat Hero and No Refunds are right up there with anything from Richard Pryor and George Carlin to me.

[Pub Lover]

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/8118/41929410150724089147082.jpg

some people age

http://i.imgur.com/64jdT.jpg

Like I said.
You're too young to be claiming to have a picture in the attic.
I'M TO FAT FOR CAMERA'S

:tear

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oFN5FV7Qr9c/SZGlL_Nl6OI/AAAAAAAAB44/7zgs-ufTNZM/s400/cute%20fat%20asian%20couple.jpg

Hi. :)

[Tadao]

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

is da dorms, son

[Rongi]

punk girls touch wangs

i'm not with punk girl either, i don't even know if she goes to this school anymore. she done disappeared :eek

[kahljorn]

she probably hitched a ride off to the sunset

[Esuohlim]

TADAO PROBABLY TOLD HER TO GIVE IT UP AND STOP REPRESENTING IT

[ElPila666]

http://i39.tinypic.com/34hjj40.jpg

Lionel Messi :love

[ElPila666]

owwww i miss my first page brak in years >:

[Babs]

I wish you guys archieved my face :(

[Rongi]

RUN 2 DUH HILLZ

RUN 4 UR LYYYYFE

[Tadao]

TADAO PROBABLY TOLD HER TO GIVE IT UP AND STOP REPRESENTING IT

AND JUST WHEN HE FINALLY FOUND A HANDJOB THAT WAS UNCONDITIONALLY GOOD!

[Pub Lover]

i guess if your idea of sex is being pile drived by zangief you might find her attractive

I still say "Suck my dick motherfucker you understand that SHIT?" a lot to this day

irl

even though willie is being kind of a baby about this stuff i still think he's a good guy and was a lot cooler than the majority of people who still stick around here

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koumq8y0XP1qz7b4yo1_500.gif

I had no idea what that was so I looked it up.

I should ban you for tricking me into looking at anime

Wait, you seriously can't call a female homo? I didn't know this.

..

[monster_movie_night]

I'm starting to realize that you're not an old men and it took me two years to realize that..

[Pub Lover]

I am clearly an old men. I am like six old men.

[Tadao]

with a women penis

[Fathom Zero]

Dragonheart is a really shitty movie.

[ThrashO]

So was Super 8

[Aaarg]

i cut my finger at work bad enough to require a few stitches and then i had to take a drug test and would have lost my job if my boss didn't take a drug test for me

my life is stupid.

[kahljorn]

on the bright side your boss is cool as fuck

[Aaarg]

dude yeah he's awesome especially since i'm still in my 90-day probationary period

[Tadao]

he's gonna regret it :lol

[kahljorn]

nah hes gonna get free blowjobs now

[Aaarg]

nooooooooooooooo

once we were out of grapes and everybody was bitching at me so i drew a sign that said "PLEASE PARDON OUR POOR PREPAREDNESS - PRODUCE" and had a picture of a crying dude and a thought bubble above his head that was just some grapes

the next day my boss said "it's all right if you want to put up a sign that says we're out and when we'll get more in but next time don't put a man crying on it for fuck's sake."

[Tadao]

Yeah, you made it sound like produce is slacking, which your boss was. You should have put up an out of order sign instead.

[kahljorn]

out of order due to customer negligence

[Aaarg]

man i was just being stupid and it made some people laugh. i also left a message about how we had sold out and would be getting more in the following morning. SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also some old lady was like "what happened to the grapes?" we sold 'em. fuck off.

[Tadao]

You should have told her to stop whining about it.

[Colonel Flagg]

We're out of grapes. Why? BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD "MODERATION"!

Buy kiwi fruit instead. They're on sale.

[Colonel Flagg]

What, you don't like kiwi fruit? SUCK IT UP, YOU DAMNED COMMIE!

[Aaarg]

we have a stand-in produce manager and he hasn't been ordering kiwis so we're out of them and have been for like a week.

i left him a list of things we should have and don't. i included spaghetti squash in a last-ditch attempt to get sizable ones. nooooo come back winter squash!!!!

PS this is what almost cost me my job:
http://klimp.dk/glown/stitch.jpg
what a pussy

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You should have put a bunch of raisins in there and if they complained said something about them waiting too long.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak