I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

http://th01.deviantart.com/fs16/300W/f/2007/175/4/8/Zombie_Baby_01_by_alexisbc.jpg

[elx]

samantha said that you were his personal assassin and you were going to eat my throat and kill me :(

[The Leader]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

samantha said that you were his personal assassin and you were going to eat my throat and kill me :(

Baby, only if you can die from too much loving. ;)

[Pub Lover]

...

[Pub Lover]

http://th01.deviantart.com/fs16/300W/f/2007/175/4/8/Zombie_Baby_01_by_alexisbc.jpg

Dude. :tear

[Pub Lover]

On an unrelated note: :puke

[elx]

boys go to jupiter to get more stupider and girls go to college to get more knowledge

[Pub Lover]

Man, boys must be pretty stupid, not one has needed to go to Jupiter yet.

[Esuohlim]

Fuck that shit mang I go to college where I learn about Jupiter so suck it

[Pub Lover]

Get in line, Tom. She's making out with me before she is sucking your anything. >:

[Pub Lover]

...

[elx]

milhouse is a copycat

[Sam]

Sam, you better have a good counter-offer. :|

BALLS-DEEP ANAL PENETRATION

[Pub Lover]

On me or you? :eek

[Sam]

I GUESS THAT ALL DEPENDS

[Pub Lover]

The answer I was looking for was 'BOTH, BITCH' ;)

[Sam]

I need you to swim to Tasmania and kill that traitor Zhukov first though.

[Esuohlim]

A vote for Tadao? Not today-o! :lol

[Sam]

I KNOW I HAVE MULEHOSES VOTE

[Pub Lover]

Yes, but he lets anyone get balls deep in his ass, so again, me before you do him.

[executioneer]

Hi Willard

I have to give a presentation in two hours and I'm afraid I may die from throw ups. Are there any j*rks in hell I should know in advance about? :askwillie
all the jerks escaped onto the internet :eek you should be safe

[executioneer]

But who will we turn to in our time of need of advice? We are all doomed. :wah






Or will we just have the Willie thread moved here?
how about i read this thread every day and the ask willie thread weekly, will that do

[Pub Lover]

You're too generous. You shouldn't be on the internet at all in your condition.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvWh6PMi9Ek

Why was I not informed of this

The Madeline one is my favorite, btw

[Guitar Woman]

Also wasn't Waldo looking for the Land of Waldos, which he eventually found and used to enhance the street cred of all children awesome enough to find him there

[Zhukov]

I need you to swim to Tasmania and kill that traitor Zhukov first though.

OH OH it's come to this has it? My word. >:

[Chojin]

my cat goes crazy for dryer sheets

give him a dryer sheet and he'll treat it like catnip, rolling around on it and then licking and biting the hell out of it for hours

it can't be good for him, but it makes him smell so nice.

[Dimnos]

http://tcnwag.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pdByhuA2s8FHhaPgiAytyIh9WeJuE-NPbsKnxzteRhM76X6DeFtI4_PCf3gWRoZAqGbCCAyAgln84yJM 6USaB75V9jEUcVpOk/TadaoP%20copy.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

God damn, why do the early Rolling Stones albums suck so much

[Zhukov]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvWh6PMi9Ek

Why was I not informed of this

The Madeline one is my favorite, btw

That's pretty good. I will admit to having an unhealthy Madeline obsession and also that I like the Madeline one the best too :\

[Esuohlim]

God damn, why do the early Rolling Stones albums suck so much

George Starostin doesn't seem to think so!

http://newstar.rinet.ru/music/stones.htm

[Guitar Woman]

Everything from Beggar's Banquet to Tattoo You is pretty good, I just really hate their first like 5 albums

[elx]

tadao wasnt running for president :(

[The Leader]

BUT NOW HE IS

[Tadao]

BUT THANK YOU ANYWAYS! IT LOOKS PRETTY!

[Guitar Woman]

Lyle's backstory is my new favorite Achewood arc :(

Actually Achewood in general after 2006 is awesome, I'm pretty ashamed that I let myself not read it

[elx]

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/TadaoPELXcopy.jpg


ty lobster nose :)

[Dimnos]

tadao wasnt running for president :(

Maybe not but Sam needs someone to run against. :\

[Tadao]

Sam's a slacker.

[Zhukov]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/poster_lenin.jpg


It says:


"ZHUKOV IS GENERAL SECRETARY"

You may not remember voting for this position, it is just given to the most respected member of the i-mockery politburo, i.e me.

[Esuohlim]

Tadao for president if Sam doesn't send me naked pictures of drumming4buddha

[Tadao]

If Sam sends them to me, he gets my vote too!

[Tadao]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SSsQcwuatxI/AAAAAAAAAP0/NwijleSfLSc/s400/steven-seagal-lightning-bolt-energy-drink-asian-experience-759585.jpg

+

http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/9a93/PopovVodka.jpg

That's one fucking hell of a hangover, maybe a better filtered vodka and less sugar.

http://annarborgrocerydelivery.com/shop/images/arizona.jpg
+
http://www.1-877-spirits.com/store/images/large/Skyy-Vodka-lg.jpg

[Sam]

OH OKAY MR MONEYBAGS LETS ALL JUST BUY ARIZONA ICE TEAS AND FUCKING SKYY VODKA WITH OUR TOP HATS AND SPATS AND WALKING STICK WITH A BIG GEM ON THE HILT >:

[Tadao]

Costco always has that shit on sale son.

[Dimnos]

Yeah thats not very Russian. Those guys are broke as hell.

[Tadao]

What Skyy or Popov?

[Dimnos]

:pagebrak

Expensive or moderately costly.

[Tadao]

I can't Brakulate!

:(

[Babs]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/torpedocutaway.jpg


+
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/pineapple-juice.jpg

=
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/flexing-biceps-thumb8483461.jpg

[Dimnos]

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/04/29/mothers-day-surprise.jpg

[Tadao]

YOU'RE RIGHT WE SHOULD ONLY POST PICTURES AND COMMENT ON THE PICTURES THAT WERE POSTED. THEN PICTURE THE POSTERS WHO POSTED THE PICTURES. THEN POST ABOUT THE POSTERS WHO POSTED THE PICTURES.

I would love to see at least one picture of a member on each page and have comments specific to the picture, but it seems you think that's a bad idea.

[Pub Lover]

I think that only one picture per page is too few. When you guys spam it out to pages without any at all... that shit is just crazy. As forum Mom I would let you guys only be allowed to comment when posting a picture of your own, but then I am a cam whore.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It seems like when one person posts pictures everyone else does at the same time. Then.....some other point....long story short. Pub should get a CAM4 account.

[Tadao]

I think the Sam fan club is way out of hand. Bitches need a good smack to the chops.

[Esuohlim]

No one is posting pictures because they're afraid of getting their feelings hurt ;_;

[Pub Lover]

Which is crazy. The lovefest that pictures from regulars get is nauseating. I mean shit, we all know that I want to dick you guys hard in the ass all night long, but do I have to say everytime?

[Pub Lover]

Yes.

[Pub Lover]

I do.

[Pub Lover]

:wank

[Esuohlim]

We're about due for another non-hideous girl picture.

I don't fit this criteria, unfortunately. I'm hideous :x

[Esuohlim]

KAHLJORN IN A DRESS

[Esuohlim]

SEVEN FORCE LOOKING IN ONLY ONE DIRECTION, PERHAPS?

[Tadao]

PERHAPS

[Esuohlim]

HICKMAN IN AN ARMY UNIFORM :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

TADAO ENJOYING A GAME OF CATCH WITH HIS CHILDREN

[Tadao]

I DON'T OWN KIDS. :(

[Esuohlim]

BABALITY PANCAKES' OBITUARY WITH A GRAPHIC PHOTO OF HIS BOTCHED SURGERY

[Esuohlim]

I DON'T OWN KIDS. :(

YOU BETTER FIND SOME >:

[Esuohlim]

FARTIN MOWLER'S CROTCH :(

[Fathom Zero]

DAWSON'S DAWSON

[Esuohlim]

http://letterstorob.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/dawson-crying.jpg

Fathom Zero getting his feelings hurt after posting in PYPH :(

[Tadao]

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Jake%20Busey-1.jpg

I was watching the documentry OVERNIGHT and Jake Busey was talking about an ugly bitch how was trying to fuck him. I can't remember who I thought of when that happened? Can someone remind me why it was so familiar with FZ?

[Dimnos]

Yeah I think it was FZ who had some chick after his nut. When we told him to do her for the sake of doing her I think she said she was a little to fugly for that shit.

P.S. ~ Page Brak dude. ;)

[Tadao]

Thanks for the PB reminder! You are one of the real ******s here.

[Fathom Zero]

Awww yeah, I mamember dat

[Pub Lover]

http://letterstorob.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/dawson-crying.jpg

Fathom Zero getting his feelings hurt after posting in PYPH :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2007/JakeBusey.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

I FORGOT THAT. :eek :tear :(

[Kitsa]

We're about due for another non-hideous girl picture.

I don't fit this criteria, unfortunately. I'm hideous :x

I saw a pic of some chick in a book I was going to post for the sheer dickshrivel factor. I mean, it seriously made my heart skip a beat in horror and disgust when I saw it.

I want to post it, but I don't want to have to look at it again. Dammit.

Maybe a spoiler tag.

[Guitar Woman]

You better post it. >:

[Esuohlim]

It's that creepy girl in the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark book, isn't it :( :( :(

[Sam]

I think the Sam fan club is way out of hand. Bitches need a good smack to the chops.

SINCE WHEN DID I HAVE A FAN CLUB?

I hope Shrubfest is the president. :orgasm

[Colonel Flagg]

I saw a pic of some chick in a book I was going to post for the sheer dickshrivel factor. I mean, it seriously made my heart skip a beat in horror and disgust when I saw it.

I want to post it, but I don't want to have to look at it again.

Nothing could be worse than the picture Clement posted. It gave me nightmares. :(

[The Leader]

Which one was that?

[Esuohlim]

This one

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/368/lollr3.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/4093/n521697081652035042.jpg

gehz of the world unite

[Pub Lover]

You are so pretty, Dylan. :love

[Tadao]

I that a little pony in bondage gear in the reflection of the glass? Probably why the door to your room was taken off of the hinges.

[Kitsa]

Nope, not the Scary Stories lady. It was some real lady murderer in a book of true-crime pictures I have. I wasn't expecting the portrait because I was flipping through a bunch of crime scene pictures and BAM. I went gaaaaah a little bit and now I'm a little scared to go looking for it, I shit you not. Regressed me to the little kid days of not wanting to go in the basement and then running for the stairs.

The weirdest thing is that the book described her as a kept woman. As in, someone supported that thing, ostensibly for boning purposes. She killed a rival for his attention...offed the rival's kid in the bargain.

I'll have to scrape up the guts and just post the thing. But later, when people are around. :(

[Kitsa]

Ok, now that I took a better look I guess she's not all that freaky, just the kind of unfortunate severe ugliness that was a bit startling. Like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch with her face on the way down. And the smaller the picture is, the less startling it is. When it was life-size, though, I assure you that was some shit to reckon with.
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/scarymurdererchick.jpg

According to the book, her name was Mary Pearcey and she was a "kept woman". She and her best friend were both in love with a furniture mover, but the best friend managed to get pregnant and so she's the one the guy married. He kept up with Mary on the side, though.

So Mary invited the new bride and her baby to tea and bludgeoned the woman over the head, then slashed her throat. The baby suffocated underneath the body. The bodies were dumped in a field.

When confronted by police about the bloodstains all over her house, Mary said they were from killing mice. She couldn't explain why mouse-blood was all over her underwear, though, so she was hung two days before Christmas in 1890.

[Esuohlim]

She looks like Kevin Durand

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Kevin%20Durand-1.jpg

[Kitsa]

I guess it was in the days before orthodontics, too :(

[Esuohlim]

I like how this page is full of pictures of people, and the recent page in Post Your Picture Here only has pictures of booze and energy drinks

[Dimnos]

She looks like Kevin Durand



Or Nosferatu

http://tcnwag.blu.livefilestore.com/y1plrcB2g-D7n0q5di0lKRLvwi0hak2Yfuqu77JxnsxY4ruYOXim3lYWnVQ1 rNdRB0z7lJ3abmJr6wRTZWpwhz-RgW_A9I2n_DF/nosferatularge.jpg

[elx]

having separate threads for pictures/picture comments works out surprisingly well. there'd be one condensed topic only for members to post their pictures in and then one huge messy topic for everyone to discuss those photos. (and whatever other conversation might emanate from them)


it's way too late for the current thread, out of the 600 pages i'd estimate that only about 20 of those are actual member photos. so, for it to work here it'd have to be killed and sent to thread backup and then have the new separate topics stickied together. which is a sad thought. :(

[Tadao]

Or people could actually move their off topic over to chat with a simple Quote/copy/move to chat/paste/wacky comment.

[elx]

make it a rule tadao!

[Tadao]

http://www.emcdda.europa.eu/imglib/drugnetonline/dn62-drd.jpg

I'll just move them and let people get confused instead.

[Tadao]

I'm having a V&V

Vodka and Vicodin

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Totally Nosferatu

[Kitsa]

I just thought she was ugly as hell and fucking creepy to boot.

If she wasn't also a murderer, my opinion would've been slightly more forgiving I guess.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

lol, missed the part about the murders

[RaNkeri]

VAPPEN WOOOOOOOOOTTTT

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol Get the hell out of here with your bunny crown.

[RaNkeri]

helan går för fan

[Tadao]

:O

[The Leader]

Cutest bunny. :3

[Colonel Flagg]

RESPECT KING BUN-BUN.

[Tadao]

Bribes will be accepted in carrots only. DO NOT REMOVE THE TOPS.

[Kitsa]

I have a bag that says, 'HEY EINSTEIN, CARROT TOPS ARE GREEN'

It's not a very convenient bag, though, so I never use it.

[Tadao]

:lol I never thought of that. Even though he means his top is the color of a carrot, Carrot Top's name can be misconstrued as being his hair is the color of the top of a carrot.

[Babs]

Is a pancake an acceptable form of bribery as well?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/oolong_pancake_bunny.jpg

[Tadao]

Fucking hell, that's an awesome painting of Oolong.

[Babs]

It is rather amazing, I can't find anything on it accept that an artist named Dan Lacey created it.

Oolong will forever be the head performer.

[Tadao]

Dan Lacey is known as "the painter of pancakes" it would seem.

http://faithmouse.blogspot.com/

[Babs]

Aside from the nude Obama spanking a naked Lindsay Lohan on a unicorn, he's really not all that bad.

[Tadao]

They are extinguishing the troublesome volcano.

[Babs]

he is so avant garde

[Tadao]

http://www.faithmouse.com/rush_the_hut.jpg

[Babs]

C3PO is part of the grand old party? And I thought this was confusing.

http://www.faithmouse.com/michael-jackson-you-are-not-alone.jpg

Inappropriately touched by an angel?

[Tadao]

:lol Jesus is wearing 1 white glove and MJ is back to black.

[Babs]

MJ doesn't seem to be fond of Jesus giving him back his darkness.

[Babs]

:pagebrak

[Fathom Zero]

U8BWBn26bX0

[RaNkeri]

POR CUBA LIBRE

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

WHY IS THE POLL FOR TADAO THREAD CLOSED. I HAVEN'T PLACED MY VOTE YET???

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Bribes will be accepted in carrots only. DO NOT REMOVE THE TOPS.


Now i have "THEY CALL HIM BOSS...BOSS BUNNY" stuck in my head.

[Tadao]

WHY IS THE POLL FOR TADAO THREAD CLOSED. I HAVEN'T PLACED MY VOTE YET???

I'M EXERCISING WHAT POWER I HAVE AND THERE IS NOTHING TO VOTE ABOUT NOW ANYWAYS.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I STILL WANTED TO THROW MY VOTE AWAY.

[Tadao]

VOTE EARLY, VOTE OFTEN!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I WAS GOING TO BUT THE POLLS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE OPEN TILL 5/27/10.

[RaNkeri]

MAN, WHY ARE BUNNIES SO GAY?

[Fathom Zero]

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/2534/siouxsieandthebanshees0.jpg

DUST TO RUST, ASHES ON GASHES.

Damn.

[Babs]

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/09/01-07/diddy-vote-die-mccain-bush-palin-obama-video-perez-hilton.jpg

"Heard sum yall didnt vote..."

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/kannu.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

FUCK YER!

[RaNkeri]

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

[MarioRPG]

Why is there such a huge "you guys should vote" campaign in the US. Half you just end up upset anyway.

[Esuohlim]

And the other half will get upset too. In the end no one's happy anyway

[Pub Lover]

Oh the memories :tear
http://www.i-mockery.com/newpics/nyc-mockmeet/pic12.jpg


http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/100428_belt.jpg

Come on the rest of you fat fucks, you can be gods too! >:

[Pub Lover]

Also, I am Blue.

http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp221/Shrubfest/bluessseses.jpg

Derailiing this thread with some pics. Sorry.

I am She Hulk:
http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp221/Shrubfest/21834_463894660003_715620003_106185.jpg

:wank

..

[Zhukov]

I think there isn't anything more to say here.



Well that's slightly annoying.

[Fathom Zero]

Mr. Kevin the Omnivore would've shut it down ages before that, were he still around/alive.

[Zhukov]

The Philo board was only just starting to pick up pace again, and I don't want Coolinator threads to just get locked when they go off topic; they have great potential to start up entirely new arguments. Just sayin'.

[Fathom Zero]

I know, I know. I wouldn't lock anything if I were a moderator, besides spam. Topics evolve into new topics, the natural progression of conversation, and all that jazz.

It's just, the Coolinator is the reason why I don't talk about politics or religion. They present an argument, you present a rebuttal, and they completely disregard it.

Unstoppable force meets an ignorant object.

[Zhukov]

Well, he's only one person in a sea of other people willing to listen and think. But fair enough.

I guess I like him because he reminds me of Vince; an idiot that wont stop embarrassing themselves. I also get a bit of a kick out of knowing that I or others HAVE proven him wrong, whether he listens or not, ha!

[Fathom Zero]

Don't get me wrong; the only thing that pisses me off more than an ignorant fool is group think.

[Zhukov]

I like that I told him he was an idiot with no brain or something, several times, and then as a joke started agreeing with him, and he seemed to forget that I had called him a stupid fuck and I became his best friend.

I like that I pretended that there was a Tasmanian war of independence and he believed me, and that the dumb arguments I made up while pretending to be a terrorist became part of his repertoire.

I like that I jokingly used statements to The Leader such as "cookie cutter version of reality", and then a bit later on Coolie starts to say "cookie cutter" and "version of reality" several times.

[Fathom Zero]

9u7lP8iwbTo

:love awesome video games

[The Leader]

Why did Coolie suddenly stop posting? Was it because one thread was locked or did Tadao threaten him? :(

[Zhukov]

Nah I think we just schooled him too hard :picklehat

[The Leader]

I doubt that. He's been doing this for years.:x

[Colonel Flagg]

I like that I pretended that there was a Tasmanian war of independence and he believed me, and that the dumb arguments I made up while pretending to be a terrorist became part of his repertoire.

Damn - I was really looking forward to that book you were writing, too. :(

:lol

[Colonel Flagg]

Why did Coolie suddenly stop posting? Was it because one thread was locked or did Tadao threaten him? :(

He's persistent - I don't think even Tadao will scare him off forever. Which means we have many more tomes of wisdom from internet blogs that we will need to absorb before the world comes to an end.

After I stopped taking everything he said seriously, he actually began to grow on me. Kind of like a sebaceous cyst. :)

[elx]

DONT COUNT YOUR CHICKENS BEFORE THEY ARE HATCHED

[Colonel Flagg]

well now that was obscure. :)

EVERY CLOUD HAS A SILVER LINING

[Kitsa]

now you've got me thinking of sebaceous cysts hatching and that's not good. :(

[Tadao]

The depression thread didn't evolve into anything and Babs decided to show up and thro insults at Coolie. I locked it for those two reasons. I can easily unlock, HERE WATCH ME DO IT. I expect you to post something worthwhile in there by Tuesday or you'll be banned for being a crybaby. ZHUKOV

[elx]

i was watching lovely bones today and i couldnt enjoy it because everytime i looked at the lovely little lady i saw gayface clay aiken >:

THANKS KITSA

[Zhukov]

The depression thread didn't evolve into anything and Babs decided to show up and thro insults at Coolie. I locked it for those two reasons. I can easily unlock, HERE WATCH ME DO IT. I expect you to post something worthwhile in there by Tuesday or you'll be banned for being a crybaby. ZHUKOV

Yeah, like I'm going to now :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

Seven Force is creeping out girls I know. Can I have him neutralized?

[MarioRPG]

Awesome Video Games is the awesomest show.

[Colonel Flagg]

The depression thread didn't evolve into anything and Babs decided to show up and thro insults at Coolie. I locked it for those two reasons. I can easily unlock, HERE WATCH ME DO IT. I expect you to post something worthwhile in there by Tuesday or you'll be banned for being a crybaby. ZHUKOV


The "depression thread" in a nutshell:

Coolie: "We are in a depression."

Everyone else: "No, we're not."

[Tadao]

YOU FAGOTS ARE SO HARD TO PLEASE

[Pub Lover]

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/635-3/MiserySledgehammer.gif

[Zhukov]

YOU FAGOTS ARE SO HARD TO PLEASE

:)

At least you are trying, and at the time of writing I can't think of a reason not to respect that.

[Esuohlim]

http://i41.tinypic.com/10ej3bd.png

[Kitsa]

mugshots :(

[RaNkeri]

so, i've seen few episodes of man vs. food on tv

god damn it what the fuck is wrong with you people

[Zhukov]

Did I ever tell you guys over and over again how I once ate 30 dim sims in a record amount of time to win $100? Yes?

[Fathom Zero]

Yum yum dim sim

[Pub Lover]

I was just annoyed by the banal nature of the internet. :lol

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

I was just annoyed by the banal nature of the internet. :lol

Unrelated to this thread. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Seriously, you guys are great. :)

[Pub Lover]

I'll give you foamy stuff in your hair for free.

Is the hair on your arms natural?

Dear Shrub,

Let's plow.

Love, Sam

INFRACTIONS! >:

[Pub Lover]

Less nattering. >:

[Pub Lover]

More Picturing!

[Pub Lover]

...picture postering? :confused :dunce

[Pub Lover]

Especially Sam. >:

[Pub Lover]

It has been too long since I've seen his fine ass. :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

...of a face. >:

[Pub Lover]

That's right. >:

[Pub Lover]

Sam's ass of a face. >: :orgasm >:

[Pub Lover]

His very sexy ass of a face. >:

[Pub Lover]

That shit comes out of and like dribbles down his chin. :x

[Pub Lover]

You know you guys want to see that. ;)

[Pub Lover]

I just made myself nauseous. :(

[Pub Lover]

...and aroused. :yum

[Pub Lover]

:lol I was going to say something about that but then decided not to be mean.
INFRACTION!

[Pub Lover]

Have we even seen this guy's face? >:

[Pub Lover]

Come on, Dimmy! :)

[Pub Lover]

Show us your cute blubbercheeks. :)

[Pub Lover]

We won't pinch them too hard as we tell you how much we want to bone you. ;)

[Pub Lover]

Okay, the pinching will be hard. >:

[Pub Lover]

...but so will the boning. :yum

[Pub Lover]

And so forth...

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Tadao]

What happened to the million eek project?
:eek

[Pub Lover]

I briefly had a girlfriend and happiness.
:eek

[Tadao]

So we have you too ourselves again? I knew those rumors I told her on facebook would work!

:eek

[Pub Lover]

They probably helped it last so long.

:eek

[Tadao]

I told her that you were straight! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Haha, oh god. No wonder she wanted me to put it there. ew. :eek

[Esuohlim]

I briefly had a girlfriend and happiness.
:eek


:amillioneeks

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

INFRACTION! :eek

[Esuohlim]

Man vs. Food, by the way, is an American show about the day and life of a typical American

[Pub Lover]

Are you retarded, Rannyk? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Okay, I know you are, but damn son! That wasn't an eek. :eek

[RaNkeri]

I mean god damn it, it's food porn

[Pub Lover]

:amillioneeks

It isn't that surprising. :eek

[RaNkeri]

I can feel my arteries clog just by watching that show

[Pub Lover]

Turns out they home deliver them. :eek

[Pub Lover]

But I left the gate open and she got out. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I can feel my arteries clog just by watching that show
That is the burger you're stuffing in your gob, you fat fuck. :eek

[Tadao]

Food Network only plays in America, the outsiders don't know about that show.

:eek

[Pub Lover]

Dude, you export all your shit. We've all seen what you guys get up to. :eek

[Tadao]

SPIES!



:eek

[RaNkeri]

And people wonder why they're fat

[RaNkeri]

I mean, 4 pound cinnamon rolls!

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[RaNkeri]

4 FUCKING POUNDS PEOPLE

[Pub Lover]

awww, shit :eek

[Pub Lover]

I mean, 4 pound cinnamon rolls!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

[RaNkeri]

And what about those fucking table sized pizzas?

[Pub Lover]

What is this multiple post shit you pulling, Ranny? :eek

[Tadao]

And people wonder why they're fat

No they don't. :rolleyes

:eek

[Sam]

NO WONDER YOU ARE SO FUCKING FAT, FINLAND

[RaNkeri]

This poor guy was carrying one of them to a table of redneck family, and they were all just "AWWWWWW YEAAAAAAHHHHH"

[Pub Lover]

You a monkey? All copying my shit? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Stop copying my stupid shit, Ranny. :eek

[RaNkeri]

and you guys are fucking proud of it :eek

[RaNkeri]

I mean GOD DAMN, JUST LOOK AT IT

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/cinnamon.jpg

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:eek .

[Pub Lover]

:eek ..

[Tadao]

Not like you HAVE to eat the whole thing by yourself.

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:eek ...

[RaNkeri]

and what about this fucking cheese steak challenge?

[Esuohlim]

FAT

[Tadao]

Key word is Challenge, not Breakfast.

:eek

[RaNkeri]

and I wouldn't be surprised if somewhere in USA there's a guy who masturbates to this show

[Tadao]

What the fuck? You wanna police what we can jerk to?

:eek

[RaNkeri]

AND HE'S ALL NAKED AND SHIT AND RUBS HIMSELF WITH STEAKS