I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[MetalMilitia]

eclipses are gay

[HickMan]

NIGGAS GONNA TAKE MY LIFE

NIGGAS WANNA FUCK MY WIFE

[HickMan]

IT'S MY LIFE

THAT'S MY WIFE I PAID FOR DAM TITTIES

[Tadao]

Can you sign your bitches over to us in case you don't come back? I'd like the asian on please. I'll keep her clean for you upon your return.

[liquidstatik]

I'll take a black one :eek

[HickMan]

I don't have a black one :eek

[liquidstatik]

get one :(

[Shrubfest]

I have a problem.

Stop drinking and have tea, or steal the bf's beers and be more tipsy?

[wobzire]

If drinking is even an option you Don't have a problem.

[Shrubfest]

OOh....can-tastic then.

[Tadao]

Steal the BF's beer and then blow him. He'll forget all about it.

[Shrubfest]

You miss the point. He's on holiday. He'll forget he had beer without me blowing him. Win-win, I'd say.

[Tadao]

He can thank me by posting pictures.

[Tadao]

Wait, yoursaying your gonna steal his beer and not have to blow him. :sadclownface

[HickMan]

Girls beg to blow me :picklehat

[Shrubfest]

Nice. But its more fun when the guy begs. Gives you a nice sense of power, and a reward for ironing his shirts all week...

[Tadao]

Your reward is washing the stain out of your blouse.

[Shrubfest]

I don't wear blouses! do you think i'm 50?

[wobzire]

maybe?

[Tadao]

53 to be exact.

[Tadao]

53 to be exact.

http://blog.nj.com/ledgerupdates/__files/2007/08/medium_nutleyM.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Orientation of image: 1
File change date and time: 2007:08:14 17:45:19
Image description: Teresita Carrazana has been missing going on 12 days and local and state authorities are asking the public to help locate the 53-year-old, police said yesterday. Missing Nutley woman.
She is described as being between 5'3 and 5'4 feet tall, 180 pounds with black hair and an olive complexion.
Software used: Adobe Photoshop CS Macintosh
Person who created the image: Nutley Police Department

[Shrubfest]

Worried.

And marginally upset.

[Tadao]

NO YOUR A NUTLEY

[wobzire]

Hahaha! Nutley.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/may/soylentTACO.jpg

[Tadao]

Pink Taco time.

[Tadao]

http://www.goatley.com/hunter/autos/richard-moll.jpg

[Tadao]

I'm going to booty camp

http://strangemilitary.com/images/content/111088.jpg

[HickMan]

They have bb guns :o

[Esuohlim]

I SHOT CANS WITH A BB GUN YESTERDAY

FOR THE FIRST TIME :tear

I FUCKED THOSE CANS UP

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[Esuohlim]

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT DANNY OR ELSE I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL GRAZE YOUR EAR AFTER SIX OR SEVEN TRIES

[liquidstatik]

:lol when I was a youngsta we used to shoot BB guns at our neighbbors barn aaaaaaalll day :o

[Esuohlim]

WELL I'M NOT A GODDAMN REDNECK LIKE YOU

[liquidstatik]

I TRIED TO THINK OF A COMEBACK BUT I COULDN'T SO YOU SHOULD TALK THESE HIGHER UPS INTO INSTALLING THIS MOD (http://www.vbulletin.org/forum/showthread.php?t=158445) FOR VBULLETIN ;D

[liquidstatik]

I KNOW I CHANGED TOPICS IN THE SAME SENTENCE, SORRY

[Tadao]

DID YOU EVER HIT THE BROAD SIDE LS?

[HickMan]

BROAD SIDE OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT

[HickMan]

<3

[liquidstatik]

FUCK YOU TADAO :FIGHT

[HickMan]

STRAWBERRY MOUNTAIN GANG RULS

[liquidstatik]

http://i33.tinypic.com/2vxj2tx.jpg

[Dixie]

Vintage Psychedelic Baby Jesus hates you.
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb4/memberme_photos/BabyJesus.jpg

[MattJack]

i don't have a day off for the next 3 weeks yall

;_;

[HickMan]

15 DAYS LEFT TIL BASIC DUUUDES

[MattJack]

did you join the armies or what?

[liquidstatik]

MATTJACK KEEP UP

[MattJack]

I know he joined the military, but I mean like the AIRFORCE or the MARINES or THE ARMIES or THE NAVIES or whatev

[liquidstatik]

oooooh, i don't even know that ;(

[liquidstatik]

i always forget the army is one part, not the whole thing :x

[HickMan]

lol :o

I'm joining THE ARMIES

ARMY STRONG! That's such a stupid phrase. It's like the Incredible Hulk joined the army.

ARMY STRONG! TANK BIG! GUN SHOOT! BOMB BOOM!

[liquidstatik]

are you gonna come out if it being a jerk everytime someone makes fun of the army or america?

[HickMan]

NO because I protect the freedom to be a jerkwad and make fun of the army and AMERICA : patriotic

[Shrubfest]

I likes it.

[liquidstatik]

what?

[Shrubfest]

Defending the right to insult the fact you're defending rights.

[Tadao]

Sounds 100 percent middle American.

[HickMan]

YOU'RE MESSIN WITH THE ROOTINIST TOOTINIST VARMINT IN THE MIDDLE EAST

[Tadao]

Now you're messin with a :JudasPreist

[Fathom Zero]

I've learned all I know from watching wrestling.

[HickMan]

Now you're messin with a :JudasPreist

Nazareth :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

Uffie :love

[Pub Lover]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_Doll

Fucking great.

Robot nipples? ;x

[Fathom Zero]

kinda

The Pope's a bitch and declared that robolove's not a sin. So the Sky Doll's are really popular.

[Pub Lover]

I would be very interested in watching Seth be forced to read such a book. :eek

[Pub Lover]

The celebrity I, DJ Conner son of Spock, most resemble would be, modern day troubadour and douchebag, Jack White.

:lol

[Tadao]

Nazareth :rolleyes

That was Nazareth? :lol

[Fathom Zero]

HAIR OF THE DOG, SONOFABITCH

[Pub Lover]

SOULWAX - NY Excuse

Don't double post, dude.

Either be patient and wait for someone else to reply, or edit your last entry.

[Fathom Zero]

Dear pub: devour a dick

:/

BAN ME

[Pub Lover]

You're not cool enough for that joke, son. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

DON'T CALL ME JUNIOR

[Pub Lover]

Way to edit your posts, punk. :lol

[Tadao]

http://gizmodo.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2008/07/comic-con08_0227.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

I FOUGHT THE LAW BUT THE LAW WON

[Pub Lover]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/IMG_63591.jpg

TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF! :love

[Fathom Zero]

Iron Maiden - Running Free

[Kitsa]

That does kind of look like Uncle Jesse.

If your hair was a little different you'd look like the evil sensei from Karate Kid kinda.

[Pub Lover]

No, people just think of other redheads but SOMEHOW IT'S NOT RACIST :(

Mick Hucknall, the lead singer of shit British band Simply Red says it is racism and we should all be ashamed for picking on ginger people. :eek

But then he is a total wanker. :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

Red heads are disappearing and the gene should be phased out soon. I think I still carry it, though.

[Pub Lover]

Well, it's a recessive, so it can spring up again with careful selective breeding.

[Kitsa]

Red haired female, black haired male. 6 offspring- 1 blond, 4 redheads and 1 brunette. 14 grandchildren- 5 redheads, 5 blondes, 4 brunettes. 9 great-grandchildren- 2 redheads, 2 blondes, 5 brunettes.

Then again, none of us girls got with redheaded guys.

[Tadao]

If your hair was a little different you'd look like the evil sensei from Karate Kid kinda.

I have no idead who that is, I've only seen the first.

[liquidstatik]

TADAO :love

[Kitsa]

strike first strike hard no mercy sir!

[Seven Force]

http://img902.mytextgraphics.com/sparklee/2008/07/29/9d019fa6bd6dac643618e8f312e832ba.gif

[Fathom Zero]

sup dood

[Seven Force]

i kinda sorta won the lottery, you?

[liquidstatik]

how much didyou kinda sorta win? :eek

[Pub Lover]

FREDDY? ARE YOU OUT THERE FREDDY? DANNY IS USING YOUR FACE AS AN AVATAR, BUT I THINK IT LOOKS LIKE ZELDASBIGGESTFAN, SO I DUNNO, AM I BEING A JERK? :eek

[Seven Force]

around 5,000 i had 5 out of 6 numbers I WAS THIS CLOSE TO FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE -> ||

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/may/freddyanddannyweartheothersface.png

[Pub Lover]

around 5,000 i had 5 out of 6 numbers I WAS THIS CLOSE TO FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE -> ||

HE ALSO WORKS TWO JOBS! :eek

LADIES, THIS IS THE ONE YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!

HE MAY NOT BE PACKING IT IN HIS SHORTS LIKE HIS SKINTONE WOULD SUGGEST, BUT HE'S GOT THE CASH AND WE ALL KNOW THAT IS WHAT YOU GOLDDIGGERS ARE AFTER.

[Seven Force]

zbf aged well like shit on a windowsill

[Fathom Zero]

Congrachilations.

[Seven Force]

thanks :)
whats new with you?

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/may/sandwich.jpg

T-Dawg, that is a great 'tache. :hypno

[Seven Force]

:lol what the fuck

[ElPila666]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2/dannytatom2008aprildm5.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/may/dannytatomf-cksmonkeys.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[liquidstatik]

:lol :'(

[Seven Force]

THAT OR CAMERON FROM FERRIS BUELLER >:

I WAS DOUG FUNNIE LAST YEAR :(

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd107/chicago2285/milhousedayoff.gif

[Seven Force]

http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v208/208/98/614802673/n614802673_1565045_5303.jpg
You guys hate me
idk bout you guys but id fuck her till her cunt falls out

[Tadao]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/may/sandwich.jpg

T-Dawg, that is a great 'tache. :hypno

I choked on the water I was drinking :lol

[Pub Lover]

Knees together you tramp.

A little consideration please! He just gave birth! You're lucky he has his trousers on.

[HickMan]

idk bout you guys but id fuck her till her cunt falls out

No big deal :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Seven Force said the same thing about the version with your face though. :x

[HickMan]

No big deal :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

Who wouldn't?

[Tadao]

Have you guys ever been here?

http://www.smileygenerator.us/t/index.php
http://www.smileygenerator.us/t/temp/RASTA_BONG/blink.gif

[Pub Lover]

3 band forums (one of which is a spinoff for all the jerk vets to get their clique on, and i dont think most of us even like the band in question)
1 general music forum
1 everything-moves-too-fast-all-at-once forum
1 nothing-moves-but-somehow-thats-okay forum
1 art forum
and this one.

You must like boards where jerk vets get their clique on, then.
He mentioned eight forums, but said only one had jerk vets on it. He also didn't give their names. Whatever could be your insinuation, Kitsa? :eek

[Tadao]

That you're all jerks!http://www.smileygenerator.us/t/temp/AFRO/mad.gif

[Kitsa]

O NOES PUB I WAS TRYING TO BE ALL SUBTLE AND SHIT AND YOU NABBED ME WITH YOUR AWESOME POWERS OF DEDUCTION.

[Pub Lover]

No, Tadao! She said the vets were jerks. I'm not a vet or a jerk. :picklehat

[Pub Lover]

O NOES PUB I WAS TRYING TO BE ALL SUBTLE AND SHIT AND YOU NABBED ME WITH YOUR AWESOME POWERS OF DEDUCTION.

I R SMARTS, I TOP OF CLASS AT SCHOOL, VERY SPECIAL SCHOOL. ;)

[Pub Lover]

I didn't have any friends though. :tear

DAMN STUCKUP RETARD KIDS AND THEIR NOT LETTING ME PLAY THEIR RETARD GAMES. >:

[Kitsa]

Last night I was reaching up into a cabinet and a heavy crockery plate fell and the rim hit me smack dab between the eyes. I thought for sure I'd broken my nose.

Which would have been fantastic because that's pretty much the only way I could ever get a nosejob.

But no, just a bruise and one hell of a headache that has just entered its 18th hour.

[Tadao]

I'll give you a nose job baby.

[HickMan]

http://www.smileygenerator.us/t/temp/AUSSIE/smile.gif

[Pub Lover]

yeah well i'll um break you down to the essential components of DNA because yr in for a beat down and get to the root of your mom.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/JakeBuseyMINE.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

:hypno

[HickMan]

Who is that >:

[Pub Lover]

A Tribute to Alan Dill (Alan Dill is a Jerk)
By Hobo Renee

Alan Dill is a major jerk
I am going to burn his house down
Alan Dill really pissed me off
I am going to cut his hair really short
Alan Dill Alan Dill is a mothertrucker
Alan Dill Alan Dill I want to sucker punch you
Alan Dill Alan Dill Alan Dill
Alan Dill, the finance office is your best friend
Alan Dill Alan Dill everyone knows that you’re DJ Rez
Alan Dill, like the pickle
He is French
French people suck
French people suck
French people suck
Because they are related to Alan Dill
Alan Dill
Renee is going to steal yr fajita bowl but they didn’t give you one
Ha ha ha I find that funny
Alan Dill

[Fathom Zero]

:hypno

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/june/RodneyDangerfield.jpg

[liquidstatik]

ITS FUCKING HOT HERE

[Pub Lover]

More like "DAMMIT FATHOM STOP MAKING ME CRY! :wah"

fuck, could you shut up about "immortal goat" already? :rolleyes

Hickman mentions his brother that used to post on this site, at most, once a month.

You draw attention to the fact that you are a faggy loser everytime you post, you knock that off.

[Pub Lover]

You draw attention to the fact that you are a faggy loser everytime you post

I think I'm confusing Zomboid with me. :x

[Fathom Zero]

Melody Club - Last Girl On My Mind


I mean

:hypno

[Pub Lover]

I don't have an edit button though. :(

[liquidstatik]

oh wait IG is hickmans brother :eek

[Pub Lover]

YEP, IG GOT MARRIED DRESSED AS A STORM TROOPER AND NOW LIVES WITH A CRAZY CULT. :rumour :eek

[liquidstatik]

YEP, IG GOT MARRIED DRESSED AS A STORM TROOPER AND NOW LIVES WITH A CRAZY CULT. :spreadinrumors :eek

[Fathom Zero]

BREATHE THE PRESSURE COME PLAY MY GAME I'LL TEST YA

[Pub Lover]

HEY GUYS FIND ME ON FACEBOOK THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/rez/CMCapture2-6.jpg

A Tribute to Alan Dill (Alan Dill is a Jerk)
By Hobo Renee

Alan Dill is a major jerk
I am going to burn his house down
Alan Dill really pissed me off
I am going to cut his hair really short
Alan Dill Alan Dill is a mothertrucker
Alan Dill Alan Dill I want to sucker punch you
Alan Dill Alan Dill Alan Dill
Alan Dill, the finance office is your best friend
Alan Dill Alan Dill everyone knows that you’re DJ Rez
Alan Dill, like the pickle
He is French
French people suck
French people suck
French people suck
Because they are related to Alan Dill
Alan Dill
Renee is going to steal yr fajita bowl but they didn’t give you one
Ha ha ha I find that funny
Alan Dill
:hypno

[Pub Lover]

I heard he Immortal Goat got married dressed as a storm trooper and now lives with a crazy cult.

You are correct! AND I WILL MENTION MY BROTHER EVERY CHANCE I GET NOW, ZOMBOID

:rumourconfirmed :eek

[Fathom Zero]

:hypno

[Zomboid]

Pub!! Have you longingly stared at any girls on the bus lately?

[Fathom Zero]

My bet's on Pub being asexual.

[Pub Lover]

Pub!! Have you longingly stared at any girls on the bus lately?

Wasn't that AChimp? :confused:

[Pub Lover]

My bet's on Pub being asexual.

NOT BY CHOICE, CUTIE. ;)

[Tadao]

Wasn't that everybody? Oh yeah, Zomboid only stares at MattJack that way.

[Pub Lover]

If plane counts as bus and both me and the girl falling asleep during Die Hard 4 counts as staring at her longingly, then it's been at least six months. :eek

[Esuohlim]

http://www.smileygenerator.us/t/temp/AUSSIE/smile.gif

:lol

[Esuohlim]

If plane counts as bus and both me and the girl falling asleep during Die Hard 4 counts as staring at her longingly, then it's been at least six months. :eek

I remember this story :eek

[Esuohlim]

So I played Brawl last night for the first time.

And therefore Wii for I think the fourth time.

And I didn't suck as much as I thought I would. :eek

Although I wish there was a jump button for the right hand. That was throwing me off a bit :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

So I played Brawl last night for the first time.

Although I wish there was a jump button for the right hand.

Are you using the Wii-mote?

[Zomboid]

If plane counts as bus and both me and the girl falling asleep during Die Hard 4 counts as staring at her longingly, then it's been at least six months. :eek
My mistake then, it might have indeed been chimp. I'm assuming you still blew your load though, because... that's the first and last time you'll ever "sleep" with a girl :lol :lol :lol :lol

GET IT? SLEPT WITH? :lol

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/june/f-ck.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Are you using the Wii-mote?

Yeah that and the left hand thing that plugs into it

[Rez]

:hypno
yep.
funny backstory.
basically renee was being all quirky and whatnot with people during lunch and i turned it on her when a teacher passed by and she got super embarassed. i lol'd harder so she wrote that song.

[Tadao]

Kitty no face

http://chasenoface.blogspot.com/

=^..^=

[wobzire]

How are we doing today folks?

[executioneer]

TADAO >:

[liquidstatik]

::lol

[Rez]

i was hoping it'd be that monstrosity

About Me


I'M A GIRL!!!!AWWWW!!

[Fathom Zero]

I went onto Facebook and it redirected me to this phishery site:

http://www.mobile-preferences.com/us/index.php

[Pub Lover]

I got Hugh Grant and then a bunch of girls >:

That's no surprise, as you are a girl.

ALSO I AM PROUD TO RESEMBLE A YOUNG ALAN RUCK >:

:lol

[Chojin]

fuck, this forum is amazing after you've spent a couple hours on a game's forum :<

[Zomboid]

I'll agree with that. I sometimes go to gamefaqs and search the forums if I need specific info about something that's not in a guide, and that's just a whole lot of shit to wade through. IMDb ranges from 4chan 12 year olds to intelligent discussion, but the ratio is pretty terrible.

[Fathom Zero]

http://episteme.arstechnica.com/

[Pub Lover]

but tadao that girl i sugly :(
Did you sugly her all night? :eek
Did anyone happen to catch the MST3K reunion?

If so what did anyone think of it, did they say anything about a revival of the show or anything of that nature?

And are there any Mystery Science Theater 3000 fanshere?

I have not seen this show as I am Canadian.

Danny assures me I have not missed anything good.

[Tadao]

I'm surprised, Danny gets high and Joel was great when you're high.

I'd suggle her.

[Pub Lover]

I would like to watch people getting high that are watching movies that are not amusing to their drug-fogged minds! :eek

Dog who says I rove roo (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=9468)

[Pub Lover]

I would be drunk while doing this though. :(

[liquidstatik]

MY DADS NAME IS JOEL TADAO WHO ARE YOU :eek

[Pub Lover]

MY BROTHER'S NAME IS JOEL, AM I YOUR UNCLE, DANNY?

Also, I think I should note for all my female friends with children, I really don't know how to reassure you that you're doing the right thing as I am not well equiped for such adult conversations.

[Tadao]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR-Ikfqgv70

[Pub Lover]

Label your links so I know what I'm not clicking. ;(

[Pub Lover]

Back to this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/PubicPubLover/avatar/publiar.gif) avatar to answer Seth's question. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I used to read mail-in catalogues all the time as a kid, and the most expensive item in one was a $200 lucid dreaming kit, which included a sleep mask that supposedly detected REM sleep and then would pulse red LEDs at your eyes to put you into a lucid dreaming state.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/may/DrRuthLeavitt.gif

[Tadao]

Ouch that hurts my eyes

[Tadao]

http://nlbelardes.com/images/2007_wretchedfleshfilm15.jpg

[HickMan]

Big Bear he's iron tough
Big Bear he's got a chest like a rug
Big Bear he don't take no guph
He's Big Bear!

[Esuohlim]

:squigly

[Pub Lover]

so, people were upset about the mario emoticon, but that gif is a-ok?
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS GIF, JEEZE >:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/eekgeese.gif


ALSO, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? :x

[Pub Lover]

amazing daft punk pulp fiction wallpaper can you PM me the image please

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/may/DAFTFICTION.gif

[Pub Lover]

Photobucket auto-resizes because I'm a cheap bastard, and Imageshack takes forever to upload to (http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/5255/daftfictionkt6.gif). :(

[liquidstatik]

lol, all he had to do was open paint :x

[Pub Lover]

GODDAMN IT, NO HE DIDN'T! HE BETTER DAMN USE MY VERSION! >:

[Pub Lover]

[08:01] this horse NOISE: afk i need to shit D:

[ElPila666]

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1532/79/1600/mockers.jpg

[ElPila666]

Failed page braek :( :drink

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[HickMan]

Guys that's a cool background :eek I like Daft Punk :eek I always play it when I'm driving fast :eek

[Pub Lover]

i thought this thread was going to be about how seth is baffled by electricity.

I put that joke to him the day he started the thread. ;)

But mine involved quantum mechanics and how I never really got it.:(

[liquidstatik]

hey pub dooopas over in glowbellys thread :eek

[HickMan]

http://www.sickanimation.com/cartoon.asp?name=cove

NEW SICK ANIMATION

[Pub Lover]

hey pub dooopas over in glowbellys thread :eek
I saw. She got a message telling her that didn't enter text.

The board was all 'The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 2 characters.' And she was all 'WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK S THIS FUCKING SHIT, I DON'T NEED THIS FUCKING SHIT IN MY SHITCOCKSBITCHTITTIES FACE!' >:

Because she has tourette's or something. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Except I think she'd be more imaginative with her cussing. :rolleyes

I only know two swear words. :(

[Chojin]

it's because text in quotes doesn't count toward the character limit.

[Pub Lover]

CASE CLOSED, COLUMBO! :chojinchimesin

[MattJack]

<3 that daft punk background pub

ty

[HickMan]

My avatar's supposed to zoom in like a funny net gif but w.e.

[liquidstatik]

:x

[HickMan]

its ok guys i still lol when i look at it. so guys im gonna be pissed that i'll be missing season 5 of entourage. that's like my fav show. liquid could u record it for me?

i-mockery should have its own entourages it'd be fun

[Tadao]

Over the next two weeks my posting will be fueled by an unholy amount of booze. I'm glad I don't own a web cam.

[wobzire]

Drinking is underrated.

[Kitsa]

tadao: why and what kind? Scotch is good.

[Guitar Woman]

I have a Cockspur rum t-shirt that I wear to school because it's offensive in multiple ways

[Guitar Woman]

girls with really bad sunburns are cute, am I the only one who thinks this?

[MetalMilitia]

I have a Cockspur rum t-shirt that I wear to school because it's offensive in multiple ways


Bringin' down the system, one t-shirt at a time. :rockon

[wobzire]

girls with really bad sunburns are cute, am I the only one who thinks this?
post an example so we an decide.

[Fathom Zero]

Jesus, that's ugly.

[Fathom Zero]

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best to be stuck in handcuffs with
person with the best profile picture

[Tadao]

tadao: why and what kind? Scotch is good.

I'll be house sitting for my brother and bored out of my skull. I'm going to go with my favorites. Vodka on the rocks and Stouts.

[Fathom Zero]

Your chariot awaits.

[Tadao]

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Your friends have voted on your strengths and weaknesses:

STRENGTHS:

best room-mate
person with the best hair
cutest

WEAKNESSES:

best to be stuck in handcuffs with
person with the best profile picture

You need to be more reckless and bad, your gonna get stuck as the "friend" if you stay on this path.

[Fathom Zero]

I'd rather be best person to be stuck in handcuffs with than cutest. WHY CAN'T I BE UGLY?

[Tadao]

Best pesrson to be stuck with in handcuffs means that you are safe and therefore unfuckable.

[Fathom Zero]

I think you could spin handcuffs either way, so I'm cool with it.

[Pub Lover]

Isn't it more to do with prison escape buddy comedies?

I think the amount of camel toe in some of those pictures warrants a NSFW

NEEDS MORE DOC MANHATTAN PENIS

I DON'T MIND THE FIRST HALF OF THE MOVIE DOING THE WHOLE 'THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING BLOCKING IT FROM VIEW' THING BUT I DEMAND THAT FOR AT LEAST HALF OF OZYMANDIAS' POINTLESS EXPLANATION AT THE END WE GET A LONG, SLOW SHOT OF GIANT BLUE WANG

[Pub Lover]

I like how people are answering as if she asked "Do you own any books that have to do with getting rich quick."

Please re-read the question!

WHO DID THAT? >:

I DON'T SEE THAT HAPPENING! >:

WHAT THE HELL? >:

MAYBE YOU SHOULD REREAD THEIR ANSWERS >:

[liquidstatik]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN ENTOURAGE IS IT GOOD?

[Pub Lover]

NEVERMIND! THESE PEOPLE COULD'VE LOOKED AT THE QUESTION HARDER:

Esuohlim
Jaeger S Meistersen
MAYBE MattJack
Mockery
sspadowsky

[Tadao]

I think you could spin handcuffs either way, so I'm cool with it.

It's non sexual because it uses the word "stuck".

[wobzire]

Yay I'm not listed!

[wobzire]

I find the word "stuck" highly sexual

[Tadao]

I'm sure you do.

[Pub Lover]

PAL sucked back then...and it still does
WHAT THE HELL, GERMANY? I WILL FIGHT YOU! :hickman
Yay I'm not listed!

DO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE? I HAD TO TAKE YOU OFF IGNORE TO CHECK, AND IT SEEMS YOU ONLY SAID 'YES' WHICH IS A SHIT ANSWER AND GAVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT WHEN I MADE THE LIST.

[wobzire]

:explode:explode

[wobzire]

I WISH YOU WERE MORE NICE.

[Pub Lover]

WHAT WASN'T NICE?

CETI! GET BACK IN HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT THAT CREATED A THREAD AFTER POSTING TWICE.

HE'S TOO BUSY BEING THE CENTRE FOR EXTRA TESTICLE INTELLIGENCE :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/may/DAFTFICTION.gif

[wobzire]

I apologize that I am on your forums making you full of anger! My work blocks HELLOKITTY WORLD for some reason and my girlfriend doesn't let me go on the computer at home anymore beacause she claims the popups I cause are the reason for her night terrors! OK IM SORRY! OK?

[Pub Lover]

WHOSE GOT THE ANGER, ROBBY? :eek

[Tadao]

Do you like girls Wobzire?

[wobzire]

There is no correct answer to that!

[Tadao]

Do you like girls Wobzire?

There is no correct answer to that!

:X

[wobzire]

Whatever the correct answer might have been that was NOT it.

[Pub Lover]

WHY DON'T YOU MARRY YOUR GIRLFRIEND, ROBBO? SHE ISN'T GETTING ANY YOUNGER, AND YOUR KIDS ARE WORRIED THAT YOU MIGHT LEAVE THEM. :(

I still firmly believe that the wars in iraq and afghanistan are not meant to be won, just prolonged and stretched out to maximize revenue and strategically positioning themselves for the next "war" (pakistan? Iran?) These "top terrorists" are being kept "alive" and remaining "free" to be used as part a deliberate propaganda campaign to prolong these wars.

I ONCE READ A BOOK THAT MENTIONED ALWAYS BEING AT WAR FOR SOME REASON AND THEY WERE ALL "EURASIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH OCEANIA" AND I WAS ALL "DANG, DON'T BE AT WAR WITH OCEANIA, I BE LIVING IN THAT DANG OL' PLACE" BUT THEN THEY WENT TO ALWAYS WAR WITH EASTASIA AND THAT DIDN'T FEEL ANY BETTER AS I WAS GUILTY FOR MAKING SOMEONE ELSES HOME A WAR

[wobzire]

I'm saving up for a ring OK? Also I think Pub Lover is T-Rex

[Tadao]

I think Pub is me because I want to feel him inside me.

[wobzire]

I think pub is my friend beacause I chose not to say " a poor mans t-rex".

[Pub Lover]

THE DINOSUAR THAT HAS NEIGHBOURS THAT CREEOP HIM OUT OR THE DUDE THAT POSTS HERE BECAUSE IF IT'S THE WRONG ONE THEN I MIGHT HAVE SOME VIEWS


YOU NOT BE NEEDING A RING, SHE ALREADY KNOWS YOU'RE POOR, JUST BE ALL "YOUSE MY WOMAN AN I WANT PEOPLES TO KNOW THAT I AIN'T RUNNIN NOWHERE!"

[Pub Lover]

I ALSO DON'T MIND PEOPLE SAYING I AM MARC BOLAN

[wobzire]

The Dinosaur! Oh god the dinosaur! I would compare you to someone who posts here, but I know you HATE people that post here! That is why we can be friends.

WE ALREADY LIVE TOGETHER AND HAVE A DOG (whom I love) THE RING IS FOR SOME REASON THAT IS WELL BEYOND MY (and my dogs) UNDERSTANDING STILL IMPORTANT!

[Tadao]

http://media.ifun.ru/w/7/w7nvv45s.jpg

[Tadao]

I need to rework my MILF resume.

[Kitsa]

I HAD TO TAKE YOU OFF IGNORE TO CHECK, AND IT SEEMS YOU ONLY SAID 'YES' WHICH IS A SHIT ANSWER AND GAVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT WHEN I MADE THE LIST.

Well, good on you for unignoring him long enough to check, anyway. When I put people on ignore I no longer give a fuck what they say one way or another, so checking never happens. I applaud your tolerance of us, inferior beings that we are. :bow

[Fathom Zero]

:hypno

[wobzire]

Someone lumped me in with them! If I knew how to make, find, or post a GIF you can bet there would be one posted here of something that conveys joy as opposed to this description of it!

[Pub Lover]

I HOPE KITSA ISN'T TALKING TO ME, I WOULD HATE TO THINK I'M MISSING HER BE INSIGHTFUL IN SOME WAY AND I MISSED IT BECAUSE OF MY REALLY LONG AND ALL-INCLUSIVE IGNORE LIST! :x

[wobzire]

She was! Would you like me to quote it so than then you can see it?

[Pub Lover]

NO, BECAUSE MY IRONY CYCLE WOULD EXPLODE FROM BEING PEDALED TOO FAST. :eek

[wobzire]

I think I can appreciate that.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0

[Pub Lover]

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