I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[executioneer]

whu? How were you getting your hopes crushed
i saw a girl i had a crush on kissing my good friend >:

[executioneer]

and then i met maria bamford and we had dinner at the syfy restaurant

[executioneer]

adn my brain imploded

[executioneer]

then i spent most of the next day driving 85 mph on i-5 while tweeting

[Grislygus]

lol lol lol I've just been googling maria "bradford for the last five minutes, wondering who the hell ou were talking about

[Grislygus]

what was that dinner like

[Grislygus]

oh srry what was that dinner like

[Fathom Zero]

tell me that really happened and isn't part of a joke from the previous page

<3 maria bamford

[executioneer]

i was pretty quiet. also i couldn't afford to pay for my overpriced cheeseburger so my friend had to help me pay for it

then my friend and that girl hugged me after we walked to my car

[Fathom Zero]

:(

[executioneer]

tell me that really happened and isn't part of a joke from the previous page

<3 maria bamford
yeah i had kind fo a weird crush on her afterwards :(

[Grislygus]

Hey dom;'t sweat it, crushes are overrated. you get out there and finde= new and excitign people

[executioneer]

not me

move too slow, see

only ever get to "crush" stage

[Fathom Zero]

nGCmUKKERY4

[executioneer]

yeah i should have talked to her more, maybe i coulda got some voice actor pointers :( or some crazy person pointers idk

[Grislygus]

Don't bother with crushes. ask them out to coffe, it's what I do, nocommittal enough to bail immediately if it turns out you'r rather be shtting out tin toothpicks than talking ot the girl any longer

[executioneer]

plus her dad's like a dermatologist maybe she woulda had some skincare advice

[executioneer]

Don't bother with crushes. ask them out to coffe, it's what I do, nocommittal enough to bail immediately if it turns out you'r rather be shtting out tin toothpicks than talking ot the girl any longer
i'm not even sure i want a lady in my life anymore

they're probably too much dang work

[Chojin]

sup fags

[Chojin]

i still think that 'chemical imbalance' mental disorders are bullshit, since every single person ever i've known who has had one is sedentary and lives off of cool ranch doritos

this segues nicely into a discussion of my own mental deterioration. before, i was always depressed and hated myself. after diet and exercise, i now instead hate everyone else and am looking into becoming a sociopath, because that's apparently how everyone else has been doing it all along and i never got the memo.

[executioneer]

o shit its dad

turn off the lightrs and pretend to sleep

[Fathom Zero]

goodnight, moon

[executioneer]

before, i was always depressed and hated myself. after diet and exercise, i now instead hate everyone else and am looking into becoming a sociopath, because that's apparently how everyone else has been doing it all along and i never got the memo.
i hate myself AND i hate everyone else

i win the hate contest

[Chojin]

so it's not rly a secret that i regularly visit /fit/ on the chons

it's apparently a common problem once you start working out to start judging others, especially women. i'm now acutely aware of how little effort women put into their bodies, and it pisses me off that they still pull tail. some of them actually get exponentially more praise the more cakes they eat!

it starts a slow burn of rage in my soul

yeah so anyway most women aren't attractive to me anymore because i can see they're all flabby in unfeminine ways. i'm only attracted to fit guys in an artistic sense. this narrows down my interests to reasonably fit girls and emo boys, but i'm pretty sure i couldn't love the second group.

[Kitsa]

Holy shit, I go to bed and come back and here's like 10 pages of diarrhea with chunks of pony and hotdog in it :hypno

every once in a while I could almost follow it.

[Grislygus]

WHAT IS UP CHOJIN

I dunno, the only people I know with mental disorders have kept it to themselves

I just found out that one of my best friends is a spaz because he has to choos etween his ADD meds (he actually has ADHD pretty bad, COMPLETE spaz) and his schizo meds

He's been in terror of seeing shit like angels crawling down the walls to get him for about twelve years now, and I never had any idea. I thank God I never had to deal with shit like THAT

[Chojin]

i feel there's dissonance in my life between who i am now and the people i've historically surrounded myself with. i hate most nerd mannerisms and seem to have more in common with 'normal' people, yet i've spent all my life liking nerd things and don't want to stop doing that. i have 3 or so circles of friends and still only like very few of them. i don't want to cut anyone off because i have fun with them sometimes and i feel it's important to get in the habit of leaving the house and talking to people, but it all just feels very empty.

i usually feel better when i'm working or regularly going to school, but circumstances have fuct my academic plans for the next year and now i have to get a job in the industry i'm pursuing, which is itself notorious for employing the same exact type of person i just described that i dislike.

i've been thinking lately about how i wish i had figured out how to stop being a self-loathing fat piece of shit back in high school, when i could have networked with different people and trained myself to like different things later on. It's rather pointless to agonize over, though.

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/73081_489348985906_670255906_7425359_6364954_n.jpg

[Grislygus]

lol choj, I'm spending most of my downtime at work atm convincing the girls at work that they just need to do a few situps, and do NOT need to lose any more damn weight

Seriously, this one chick is less than 130 pounds, and she wants to lose 20.wtf is up with that, girls have this insane self image problem and guys only feel bad once they can no longer run a single mile

[executioneer]

SOEMWHERE THE BABY WAS CRYING

:thirtyminutesofsheerannoyance

[Grislygus]

It's NEVER too late to start a new network, I've abandonde two new college netwroks since the start of this year. You think people are cool and ready to work for their future, and it turns out that they all waster their time on WoW and shit like that

[Chojin]

why would they need to do situps

stop giving exercise advice immediately and go read a book

[Grislygus]

Hell this one girl has SERIOUSLY been all the fuck ovr me all this last term, and her friends have been real buddy-buddy and "WE SHOULD COLLABORATE SOME TIME", except now that summer's around they can't be bothered to leave the house. It's alwys irritating to learn that you got the numbers of the wrong people, but fuck 'em! leave them in the dust and find new peeps

[Chojin]

yeah i'm hoping i'll meet some people at grad school. i plan to go somewhere ivy league so i'll also be leaving the state, which may also be cathartic. i get really uncomfortable around people i knew while i was fat.

i met some people at UB too, but again they were either nerds or party kids. some of them were actually some cool peeps who ran companies and wore underarmor (the mark of a cool bro) but i was too busy doing full time school to actually hang out with them.

[Grislygus]

crunches, fluttrkicks

I dunno, I'm drunk. Point remains that a chick that weighs 130 does not needt to go on a fucking diet

[executioneer]

unless she five three :mixalot

[Grislygus]

Hell, it's hard to give workout advice to a girl, cause YOU'RE doing shit like incline push-ups and pull ups and squat thrusts and that shit doesn't really apply to the female figure

[Chojin]

in the circle of friends i see the least now, the few with girlfriends are now being cheated on in hilarious ways :lol i'd go into detail but i've been sworn to secrecy

[Grislygus]

well yeah, the people you knew while you were fat were from what, five years ago? I can't stand all but three of my old high school friends, but I hang with them because they can be counted on to LEAVE THEIR HOUSE

[Chojin]

Hell, it's hard to give workout advice to a girl, cause YOU'RE doing shit like incline push-ups and pull ups and squat thrusts and that shit doesn't really apply to the female figure

don't be retarded and propagate this bullshit. men and women should use the same exact lifting routines, women will just have lower numbers with upper body exercises. people seem to be convinced that if a woman touches a barbell she'll turn into Chyna, which would be funny if it weren't 'common knowledge' and making me buttmad on a daily basis. we don't have different muscles. maybe if you were talking about cats i would agree that the different physiology demands different maneuvers. even then, when you exercise cats you tends to do the same bodyweight exercises you do with humans.

there's a world of difference between weightlifting and being a powerlifter, and that goes for both women and men.

[Grislygus]

Yeah, just dtch them all. It's easier for us artists, we can just dick around on projects for a couple months, not answer calls, and then find new people by just talking about how much we hate modern art and love old artists and movies

[Sam]

i dunno its to early to tell :( hopefully some tranny-camera-stealing fun like what i missed out on when i was getting my hopes crushed

That night Kahljorn almost threw up on me, and I was wondering what you were up to.

[Grislygus]

I always thought that incline pushups would suck a girl's tits dry in a matter of months, my bad

[Chojin]

women are always like "i don't want gross muscles i just want to tone and firm up lol"

there are two things in your body affected by exercise: fat and muscle. reducing both makes you look anorexic. reducing the latter makes you look skinnyfat and you'll still have a belly (see: all women). reducing the first makes you look "toned". maintaining muscle mass on a calorie deficit requires you to stress those muscles enough to convince your body to cannibalize its fat resources instead. women naturally have more subcutaneous fat, so they can carry more muscle on the same frame while still appearing soft and curvy. in fact, that's the only way to achieve that look. :themoreyouknow

[Chojin]

but don't let me hijack the thread with fitness. let's continue to talk about how tough you dorks have it and how it's obviously unrelated to the amount of times you hit the buffet each week. and wasting all your time watching cartoons.

[Chojin]

I'M SORRY NERDS DID I RUIN YOUR PITY PARTY? THAT WAS A JOKE I AM NOT SORRY AT ALL I AM EMBARRASSED FOR ALL OF YOU

YOU ARE ALL DISAPPOINTMENTS, JUST LIKE YOUR PARENTS SAID YOU WERE

[Kitsa]

Good news! I found out the spiders in my bathrooms are dropping down out of the vents, not coming out of the drains.

The bad news is that I figured this out after the second wolf spider dropped on my head while I was sitting on the toilet directly underneath the vent :(

[Grislygus]

whoops sorry, dozed off fer a sec. prob eill again soon, but 'll keep on focusing

[Grislygus]

lol kitsa


choj-dunno. the only chick I know who talks about 'toning' incessantly is a blonde moron who seems to think that five billion reps with three/five pound dumbells will help her, the rest are just obsessed with "fat rolls" that a guy would only notice while five miles already inside them

[Chojin]

women are stupid brah

except kitsa, she's cool

[Kitsa]

thanks for that

[executioneer]

but don't let me hijack the thread with fitness. let's continue to talk about how tough you dorks have it and how it's obviously unrelated to the amount of times you hit the buffet each week. and wasting all your time watching cartoons.
watching cartoons all the time is what's keeping me from overeating lately, i lost 5lbs last week

also you seem to have difficulty discerning cause from effect. I got depression > thn got fat and never recovered, not the other way around

[Kitsa]

Willie, I guess I'm still hugely confused and I know this isn't the ask willie thread but I still haven't figured it out

Are we talking the shitty my little pony show that is played on the hub, or are you talking some animutation thing that is way more hilarious?

I guess I can see the shitty revamped my little pony show being hilarious if you're really really high, but I keep going back and forth based on your posts and I don't know which one it is.

Also, my daughter begged for an Applejack yesterday at the store.

[Chojin]

w-
i didn't say fatness caused depression, i said that eating like a moron and not exercising causes depression

i didn't even bring up fatness actually

are you feeling especially fat today or something

[executioneer]

it's the one from the hub, yeah

i dunno why exactly I like it so much. maybe it's the unrelenting cheerfulness combined with legitimately complex but likable characters and actual humor.

maybe all the youtube comment trolls are right and i secretly want to fuck small horses idk

[Chojin]

i watched one episode, the one where applejack wants to farm all the apples. all of them.

it was pretty much like every other cartoon i've ever watched

[executioneer]

w-
i didn't say fatness caused depression, i said that eating like a moron and not exercising causes depression

i didn't even bring up fatness actually

are you feeling especially fat today or something
well fine then, it's still not "eating bad = cause of depression", it's "depression = cause of eating bad"

i apologize if i'm a little incoherent, i should have gone to bed five hours ago + still a little inebriated

[executioneer]

i watched one episode, the one where applejack wants to farm all the apples. all of them.

it was pretty much like every other cartoon i've ever watched

i liked that episode because i could relate to making promises above and beyond what I was actually capable of, and to being too proud to accept help when I really needed it. *shrugz shoulderz*

[Kitsa]

When I had My Little Ponies as a kid, their tails would always get tangled, and then when I brushed them the tail-plug would pop out. So I have a bunch of tail-less ponies in a box somewhere.

[Colonel Flagg]

Holy shit, I go to bed and come back and here's like 10 pages of diarrhea with chunks of pony and hotdog in it :hypno

My thoughts exactly. :(

my daughter begged for an Applejack yesterday at the store.

They grow up so fast, don't they? :love

[Dixie]

i have what is affectionately called "happy fat" right now. i gained 15 pounds in my nesting "lets stay in bed and cuddle for 6 months" period of my current relationship. So now the object of the game is to lose 20-30 lbs by next spring so i can look pretty in a wedding dress. i know what i need to do and it's not like it's hard, but i desperately miss my workout room in my old house.
also: soon-to-be-mr-dixie likes me with a big butt so i guess it's not all bad. i just don't like the way i look in evening gowns at the moment.

please do continue to speak of fitness stuff, i'm always interested in such things.

the spider thing seems very unpleasant kitsa. get the flamethrower.

PONIES!!!!<3<3<3<3 i still hadn't seen friendship is magic but youtube shows me all i need to see.

[Grislygus]

i watched one episode, the one where applejack wants to farm all the apples. all of them.

it was pretty much like every other cartoon i've ever watched

Couple years ago my little brother watched some insane show with a little boy and a whale with a black woman as a voice all the time, I couldn't believe how funny it was. The whole thing was on a dock or something. I remember being vividly relieved that I no longer had to hear pedalboard and the hellspawned voice of spongebob in the background every time I saw him.

Now whenever the guy I'm sharing the house with's son visists he watches lots of insane shows, like something called Chowder, another called Regular Show, and another about a freakish kid with a yellow talking dog. I wonder if kids are only flipping out over an "MLP" reboot is because it's the only current childrens program that isn't batshit insane and WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKY

[Grislygus]

Dixie, set smaller benchmarks that you can meet relatively rapidly and CONTINUE to meet, instead of just making it a goal to lose twenty five pounds by spring

Of course, I've set out to lose at least three pounds every month until I hit target weight, and only lost five in the last two months and a bit, so I guess you can think too small :lol

[Otto]

Couple years ago my little brother watched some insane show with a little boy and a whale with a black woman as a voice all the time, I couldn't believe how funny it was.

That would be the Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack. I loved the R. Crumb/nautical etching style that it had going on as well as how creepy that it could get when they had someone like Penn Ward (who does Adventure Time) in charge of the episode. I wish I wasn't so damn unmotivated/lazy to get into animation, but with my level of creative apathy, I haven't even been able to finish a complete comic since about 2006.

Also I learned something while switching doctor's offices today: my last shrink had no sense of humor. A while ago during an appointment I made a joke about getting drunk on mouthwash and getting a back-alley sex change. When I looked over my case files on the ride to give them to my new doctor, I noticed that my old doctor had recently added "gender identity disorder" to my other diagnoses. Thanks, Dr. Cant Take A Joke! Good thing I never made an offhand remark about pipe bombs or murder around you.

[executioneer]

another called Regular Show, and another about a freakish kid with a yellow talking dog.

regular show and adventure time are both excellent entertainment

[Fathom Zero]

DIXIE YOU NEED TO DRINK A LOT OF WATER

:mr.fitness

[Grislygus]

My cousin loves it, she's freaking twenty. She keeps emailing me links to get me to watch it, and I do not understand where the hilarious jokes are supposed to be

Of course, my little brother watches japanese cartoons, so I can easily forgive her geeking out over this one small thing

[Otto]

regular show and adventure time are both excellent entertainment

Listen to Willie, he knows what he's talking about. Ignoring the fact that I haven't watched Regular Show because the art style doesn't appeal to me.

Also, anime fans scare the bejeezus out of me. I shared a dorm my senior year of art school with a guy that freely admitted to only pleasing himself to anime porn.

[executioneer]

Listen to Willie, he knows what he's talking about.

man i dont think anyone's gonna listen to my opinion anymore

what with the ponies and all

[Sam]

Regular Show is my favorite.

[Otto]

man i dont think anyone's gonna listen to my opinion anymore

We're just lashing out at each other because we're overweight and therefore unhappy.

[executioneer]

We're just lashing out at each other because we're overweight and therefore unhappy.
i wasnt lashing out i was just sad that everyone doesn't like the things i like :unreasonableexpectations

[Grislygus]

Did you really expect it with mLP



"Winter wrap up" won't leave my head, what more do you want from me

[executioneer]

i guess i'll take that

maybe i shoulda had you watch 26 or 14, because those have more catchy songs haha

and one of them is about making pretty dresses

[executioneer]

plus, i can never really tell who's going to like this show, i certainly didn't expect to like it

[b_squared]

The animation style on flapjack was very creepy. The barber I think was the worst. My daughters like Adventure Time, It's ok but I think there are things in there I just don't get. The dog sounds like Bender.

[Fathom Zero]

BeEnuPFRSdw

pardee time for meeeeeeeee

[Chojin]

Dixie, set smaller benchmarks that you can meet relatively rapidly and CONTINUE to meet, instead of just making it a goal to lose twenty five pounds by spring

Of course, I've set out to lose at least three pounds every month until I hit target weight, and only lost five in the last two months and a bit, so I guess you can think too small :lol

why is it that people who don't know anything are always so quick to offer advice

KNOW YOUR ROLE, SON

dixie, don't listen to anyone here but me. :hat

[Fathom Zero]

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/2272/unleded.jpg

I can be the change I want to see in the world.

[executioneer]

The animation style on flapjack was very creepy. The barber I think was the worst. My daughters like Adventure Time, It's ok but I think there are things in there I just don't get. The dog sounds like Bender.

same voiceactor!

[Grislygus]

Chojin, how is the simple advice I gave faulty

In my case, small benchmarks means three pounds a month, not quite reached but close enough at two months. 12 months in a year, three pounds per month, which means a plan of 36 pounds gone in a year. Except instead of popping off about 36 pounds gone in a year, I make a smaller more realistic goal of 3 lb per month, which is easily accomplished and EXACTLY THE SAME THING. This is backed by no more red meat, less rice and pasta, eating yogurt and not skipping breakfast, light dinners, riding a bike to my second job instead of driving, manning up and going for jogs on thursdays and tuesdays.

Did i advise THAT shit? No, I just recommended short term goals to reach a long-term goal, which is an incredibly basic strategy that applies to any damn thing you want to accomplish

[Fathom Zero]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5980/deanmartin.jpg

[Dixie]

I drink nothing but water (with lemon) for the most part, sucka!
no soda and no cheap corn syrup "fruit juice".

And like i said i know how to lose the weight, it's easy. i was just making the statement that i need to and that i was enjoying the conversation about fitness.

[Chojin]

Chojin, how is the simple advice I gave faulty

In my case, small benchmarks means three pounds a month, not quite reached but close enough at two months. 12 months in a year, three pounds per month, which means a plan of 36 pounds gone in a year. Except instead of popping off about 36 pounds gone in a year, I make a smaller more realistic goal of 3 lb per month, which is easily accomplished and EXACTLY THE SAME THING.

okay sure, but pounds are not fat. tracking poundage is a mistake if you're doing any kind of exercise and aren't obese. also it wasn't necessarily all wrong info, i just don't like it when amateurs give advice on anything because the info is either anecdotal or regurgitated from hearsay. DONNY YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT

>This is backed by
>no more red meat,

why, that's the only natural source of creatine

>less rice and pasta

why, starches are the best carbs

>eating yogurt

i like yogurt but it's hardly worth mentioning in a diet plan because it doesn't do anything other than have calories.

>not skipping breakfast

common myth that this helps fat loss, only an old study shows this and it's more likely that the group that went without breakfast had poor eating habits to begin with, only one of which was skipping meals and then gorging at night. i usually eat breakfast myself, but that's because i'm hungry when i wake up. again, it's not really worth mentioning.

>light dinners

meaning what? every meal should be "light". ty for not brosciencing at me about 6 meals/day though.

>riding a bike to my second job instead of driving
>manning up and going for jogs on thursdays and tuesdays

cardio is pretty ok weight loss but not muscle-sparing weight loss. resistance training is much more important on a diet; otherwise your best result will be becoming skinnyfat. this is of course unless your cardio is especially intense, but then it's anaerobic exercise anyway.

>I just recommended short term goals to reach a long-term goal

so you recommend using the division symbol. great protip!

my advice is to set a goal and then just track your progress while you work to achieve it. if you're achieving it too slowly, either you're doing it wrong or you need to do something else. setting up milestones is for fags who need constant self-reassurement.

[Colonel Flagg]

Regular Show is my favorite.

I just saw this for the first time, and I love it. An animated series in the same mold as Rocky and Bullwinkle from my youth.

I drink nothing but water (with lemon) for the most part, sucka!

:rock Seltzer and lime, baby!

[Grislygus]

:lol I was gonna crack a joke about every single one of you fitness nuts having completely contradictory opinions on everything under the sun, until I saw that you agree that the 6 MEALS A DAY 6 MEALS A DAY 6 MEALS A DAY thing is bullshit, which I like


Honestly, the people who I've had the biggest arguments over it with eat fast food multiple times on a weekly basis and then try to convince me that "the only time [they] ever lose weight" was when they ate more than three meals a day

[Chojin]

there are tons of myths in the fitness community, and it's why i encourage people who haven't studied it to not give advice.

Here's a good article from a respected nutritionist and author on why 6 meals is stupid: http://www.bodyrecomposition.com/research-review/meal-frequency-and-energy-balance-research-review.html#more-1389

This guy wrote a book on intermittent fasting and also cites credible studies himself, in this article he discusses some myths about fasting which includes the "gotta eat breakfast" thing: http://www.leangains.com/2010/10/top-ten-fasting-myths-debunked.html

I disagree with him on working out while fasted, though--I perform much worse if I haven't had starch carbs before lifting, and another writer I respect more on the topic on training recommends something on the order of 50g starch carb/protein both before and after your workout (basically making sure those things are in your pre and post meals) and timing your shake immediately before and after the session: http://www.wannabebig.com/diet-and-nutrition/is-there-a-limit-to-how-much-protein-the-body-can-use-in-a-single-meal/

[Otto]

So I've been working more hours for the past few weeks than I'm used to, which has given me a lot of extra spending money. I'm thinking of blowing most of it on this:
http://www.maopost.com:8000/wcat=mao&wlan=en&wreq=maoartpre

For the base picture, I'm either going with this one (http://www.maopost.com:8000/wcat=mao&wlan=en&wreq=posterpage&posterid=0106-001M&srcname=c_leader&selected=8&total=73&srcreq=http:%2F%2Fwww.maopost.com:8000%2Fwcat=mao% 26wlan=en%26wreq=postercat%26catref=c_leader%26dis plistindex=1) or maybe this one (http://www.maopost.com:8000/wcat=mao&wlan=en&wreq=posterpage&posterid=1085-001M&srcname=c_leader&selected=50&total=73&srcreq=http:%2F%2Fwww.maopost.com:8000%2Fwcat=mao% 26wlan=en%26wreq=postercat%26catref=c_leader%26dis plistindex=3). I still need to e-mail them to find out if they can include my cigarette holder and my dog in the final painting.

It's a shame they don't do world war 2 posters, since most of my friends say I look like a fat hitlerbaby.

[Grislygus]

http://www.bodyrecomposition.com/research-review/meal-frequency-and-energy-balance-research-review.html#more-1389

thisthisthis yes I'm going to memorize that entire thing and smack a bitch in the face with it whenever they tell me I'm sabotaging myself "in the long run" by being ignorant enough to actually eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner


That second link makes me very irritated that people convinced me not to skip meals every once in a while because I wasn't fucking hungry >:

[Grislygus]

I'M STARTING TO SUSPECT THAT FRIENDS, COWORKERS, AND RANDOM PEOPLE I TALK WITH IN THE GYM ARE NOT ACTUALLY EXPERTS

[Otto]

I have periodic episodes of insomnia which means that when I finally do fall asleep, I tend to sleep until noon or sometimes later if I'm not working. If I want to eat three meals a day should I just eat something before I pass out at five in the morning?

[Colonel Flagg]

I have periodic episodes of insomnia which means that when I finally do fall asleep, I tend to sleep until noon or sometimes later if I'm not working. If I want to eat three meals a day should I just eat something before I pass out at five in the morning?

Steak egg and cheese bagel with hash browns and a large coffee from the McDonald's Drive-thru. Then go to sleep.

If you dare.

[Otto]

My pills already make my dreams frightening enough and I'd rather not wake up with a brown waterfall coming out of me, thank you. Also I don't like eggs.

[elx]

http://i.imgur.com/iZ6xe.png

THANKS GOOGLE :( try this (http://www.google.com/ads/preferences/view) and see if any of you get 15-20 year old girl

[Kitsa]

Mine only seemed to manually add demographics.

[Fathom Zero]

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[Fathom Zero]

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[Kitsa]

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[Fathom Zero]

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[Sam]

:rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/283/6/4/Chum_char_by_MidoriEyes.jpg

[Tadao]

Just skipping straight to the last page. Sup foo's

[Fathom Zero]

nuthin' much, bro

wait 'til gus tells you about his pet asian dude

[Tadao]

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x104/spacetycoon_photos/jessica-simpson-nipple-see-through.jpg

[Tadao]

nuthin' much, bro

wait 'til gus tells you about his pet asian dude

:O

[Fathom Zero]

Or you could dig through the past ten pages or so back to about 21 hours ago.

[Sam]

OR YOU COULD SEE THE PICTURE HE DREW OF SOME DUDE'S DONG COMING OUT OF AN ASSHOLE ON THE FRONTSIDE OF HIM.

[Fathom Zero]

Or you could see that, too.

[Tadao]

Or you can quote the beginning of the saga and I can click on the quote and jump right into the tale. CONSIDER IT A WEDDING GIFT.

[Sam]

Your wedding gift was me returning to this slum.

[Tadao]

I'LL GIVE YOU A PICKLE

[Sam]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=730165&postcount=77664

:rolleyes

[Tadao]

:rolleyes

[Sam]

Racist.

[Tadao]

hah!

[Fathom Zero]

Ahh, that was great. I have fond memories of that post.

[Sam]

A great post, by a great poster.

[Fathom Zero]

awww ty

[Sam]

np sweetstuff

[Dixie]

i am leaving the comfort and nakedness of my bedroom today to visit some friends and family. i will return tuesday. when i return, that bubbles/george thread better be gone or filled with cats. like 9 pages of cats. i will also accept sloths, wombats, and opossums.

[Fathom Zero]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llpw4lwXK61qbsziao1_500.jpg

[Chojin]

sry i somehow missed this

also you seem to have difficulty discerning cause from effect. I got depression > thn got fat and never recovered, not the other way around

no u

again with the fatness. were you exercising and eating a normal amount of calories before you got depressed? no. no you were not.

you acted unconscionably, then you got depressed, then you got fat. the 2nd and 3rd steps aren't even really related; fatness and depression are only linked because they're symptoms of the same problem, and also because it's depressing to look in a mirror.

if you were to eat well and exercise well for a month, you would feel much better. of course at this point it's a catch-22. i needed an epiphany to get me started, but i'm hoping abuse over the internet will have to do for you.

[executioneer]

sry i somehow missed this



no u

again with the fatness. were you exercising and eating a normal amount of calories before you got depressed? no. no you were not.
i was 10, dude. and yeah, I was.

i needed an epiphany to get me started
well i've had a major personality alteration recently, if you haven't noticed

can you guess what triggered it

[Chojin]

so i signed up for this thing called fitocracy, it's an online workout tracker that gives you levels and has quests to do certain exercises and achievements for certain strength standards. it isn't rly my thing but i figured i'd give it a try

however for those of you who would be more motivated to not be a piece of shit if it's presented in game format, i have 10 invites to the program. click here to get one of my invites: http://ftcy.co/nmmvzs

have at it, i don't care if you're just lurking. as long as it's of benefit of someone.

[Chojin]

i was 10, dude. and yeah, I was.

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/nope.jpg

i'd be willing to bet you've never eaten well and the intake exceeded your growth at that age. most people don't have a clue what to feed themselves, let alone their children. also lol @ saying "i used to be fit/happy" and then referencing being 10 yrs old, gtfo. it wasn't a case of change then; you were always like that.

well i've had a major personality alteration recently, if you haven't noticed

can you guess what triggered it

ponies?

i encourage you to take one of my invites to fitocracy since you've said before you need games to get motivated

[executioneer]

eeyup

[Chojin]

i feel you bro my whole life changed after i stopped eating paste in kindergarten

[executioneer]

haha i'm kidding it's because i'm going to college this fall

i just wanted to give you some more ammo :(

[Chojin]

you don't understand man my whole life was great until i reached the ripe old age of 4 and then suddenly paste didn't taste so great anymore

it was all downhill from there

[Sam]

wtf are you talking about?

PASTE IS FUCKING GOOD. >:

[Chojin]

okay i'm having a lot more fun with fitocracy now that i joined the 4chan /fit/ group and can compare myself to everyone there

guess who's stronger than a bunch of nerds?

[Sam]

Paste.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

THEY'RE WORTHLESS HUMAN BEINGS WITH NO INTEREST IN HELPING YOU

The ones I've gone to see I feel the same way about. This one I saw asked me what I really wanted to do and I told him "To be a psychiatrist actually." He asked me why I wasn't one and I told him "Because you have to go to school to get a degree, spend a lot of time and money with a high percentage you won't ever make any money off of it." He was all like "Our session is done."

:xmas3

[executioneer]

hahahah

[executioneer]

you don't understand man my whole life was great until i reached the ripe old age of 4 and then suddenly paste didn't taste so great anymore

it was all downhill from there

isn't paste mostly starches though

those are the good carbs you know

[Fathom Zero]

Therapists are better. At least, the lady I went to was nice and really wanted to help me, even though it was court ordered.

[Guitar Woman]

So faggots, how's not being on drugs working out for you? Are you enjoying your tubby sobriety? Huh?

@Chojin: I've been making a haphazard effort to be more physically active lately, but I'm probably doing it wrong. My favorite thing is just going out and running/jogging a few miles while pretending I'm getting chased by Daleks, but I'm afraid that'll make my thighs balloon up like OAO, and after about a month I'm not seeing a lot of changes in my figure. I guess my stomach is slightly flatter. I know this is going to rage the shit out of you but I haven't bothered with any sort of special muscle diet because fuck that, I already can't eat anything except grapefruit and almonds.

Still not sure whether it's possible to become fit without turning into an absolute lunatic.

[executioneer]

evidence points to no

[Guitar Woman]

I guess I could check out that sticky on /fit/ if you think it'd help.

I looked at /ana/ on 420chan a few times, but I now realize that I am the only person who has ever posted on that site that also has more than 5 working brain cells

Edit: Ok, so I read /fit/'s thingie, and I guess all I have to do is not eat like a retard, run to the gym for a cardio warm up, then do however many bench presses and squats are appropriate for a withering heroin addict before running back home. I'm about a D1 on that grid they posted, aiming for A2. LET'S DO THIS BRO

[Otto]

Today I found out that if I take too much Celexa (citalopram) it makes me hallucinate. I think I can manage a few days without it if it means that I get to see blob monsters and watch the woodgrain on my walls move around. Also: snorting dextroamphetamine. Awesome.

[Guitar Woman]

Abusing anti-depressants for hallucinogenic effects does not sound dangerous to your brain cells in any way shape or form, nope

[Otto]

I give no shits.

[Fathom Zero]

You're a good man, Otto.

[Otto]

My binge drinking was probably already harmful to my brain, if anything I'm just speeding up the process and taking out my perception of reality. Maybe if I end up as a drooling vegetable my friends can use me as a coat rack.

[Fathom Zero]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llpw4lwXK61qbsziao1_500.jpg

[Kitsa]

My binge drinking was probably already harmful to my brain, if anything I'm just speeding up the process and taking out my perception of reality. Maybe if I end up as a drooling vegetable my friends can use me as a coat rack.


What's the plan if your nervous system gets so depressed that you lose control of your bowels? :confused:

[Otto]

I would give shits.

Nah, if I managed to get so downhill that I started shitting myself, I would probably just skip straight ahead to blowing my head off with the shotgun. Hopefully it'll be hard to clean up.

[Tadao]

Oh man Otto, I hope this isn't ruining your art. I like your art.

[ItalianStereotype]

You know, Gee Dubya, I don't normally care much for Rippetoe, but SS might be good for you.

[Otto]

No way in hell I'd let my drug abuse and depressive suicide fantasies interfere with my art! If there's one thing I learned from Hunter Thompson, it's that nothing is worse than letting your art die before you do. I can forgive the man for killing himself, but the last couple of books he put out before he finally pulled the trigger were just boring and painful to read.

If anything my relapse is just putting me a little behind my in creative schedule. I've done some pretty neat shit, like my shrine and my specimen jars, but just haven't had the motivation to draw in a while. But once I get my sleep schedule normalized and get some sort of street drug in me, I should be posting some new drawings very soon.

[Guitar Woman]

:pagebrak

No way in hell I'd let my drug abuse and depressive suicide fantasies interfere with my art!
If anything these should serve as primary inspirations!

You know, Gee Dubya, I don't normally care much for Rippetoe, but SS might be good for you.
Is there any reason to buy his book if I don't really give a shit about being hueg? That wiki looks like it has everything I ought to need, but then again I don't know dick about exercising so yeah

[ItalianStereotype]

why would you ever BUY anything like that? check out bodybuilding.com.

also, do you have any idea what your fitness goals are? it's important to identify what you're wanting to achieve.

[Guitar Woman]

I don't really have like a target weight or anything, but basically I want to look less like this
http://i55.tinypic.com/2yjyq86.png

And more like this
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/2541162/Iggy+Pop+1.jpg


Essentially I want to drop as much flab as possible and get my muscles toned ever so slightly so that I'm a twig with washboard abs.

And I want to destroy the flab on my chin so I can actually try growing a beard without looking like a sperm whale. What is it with fat people who grow beards to define their chins, anyway? You faggots do realize that just makes it look worse, right?

[ItalianStereotype]

Ewww why

[Otto]

That nipple looks like it's trying to escape.

[Fathom Zero]

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaahahahah ahahhhahhahahahhahahahhaahahahhahhahahahhahahhahah aahhahhahahhahhahhhhhhahahahahhahhahhaahhahahhahah hahahahahaahhahahhaaahahhahhahhahhahahahaahhahahhh ahhahahahhahhhhhhahhahahhahhahhhahaha

[Guitar Woman]

Because I'll be delicious is why

Really, though, I have no idea. I don't give a shit about women and if I have it my way, nobody will see me naked for the rest of my life. I guess I'm just tired of looking at my flabby ass, and after seeing Chojin go from a 900 pound walrus to having a better body than most professional wrestlers I figured it couldn't be too hard to get my shit in order.

[Guitar Woman]

Also, shut up, Fathom

[Esuohlim]

I don't really have like a target weight or anything, but basically I want to look less like this...

man come on

[Guitar Woman]

For the record, that first picture isn't me, it's from /fit/'s grid of fatasses vs. meatheads. I think I'm slightly slimmer than that guy; 5'10 and 149 pounds or so.

I would never in a million years take my shirt off in front of you people.

[ItalianStereotype]

Oh? What was that picture you had before?

[Fathom Zero]

6'1'' ~131

If anyone wants some ribs, I can spare some. :unfit

[ItalianStereotype]

Also, Tyler Durden mode works for very few people

[Tadao]

Try heroin

[Guitar Woman]

Oh? What was that picture you had before?

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5z5ukSAYn1qck51yo1_500.jpg

I changed my mind, since he's slightly thinner than what I was trying to get across.

Try heroin

I take opiates daily, son. I dropped about 20 pounds because of them last year, and people noticed, but I still hate my doughy chin and midsection.

[ItalianStereotype]

how much do you weigh?

[Guitar Woman]

5'10 and 149 pounds or so.
I've been fluctuating between 149 and 155 lately, I guess because of fluid and stuff, but that's about where I am.

[ItalianStereotype]

bluh bluh you need 20 pounds of muscle

why don't you start with SS, build a base with which you can work, and move on from there.

or don't, if you don't like SS. choose a routine that focuses on compound exercises and stay away from gimmicks. also, change your diet. I don't know what you eat, but I'll bet it's shit. clean it up and maintain a calorie surplus. if you don't eat, you don't build.

[ItalianStereotype]

I'm sure Eric yells at you guys for being fat all the time though. I won't do that. I'm like the cool substitute teacher who doesn't care whether or not you lose weight.

[Guitar Woman]

I think my diet is about the only thing I'm doing right. It's mostly fruit, vegetables, oats/granola, and nuts. Red meat and cheese are on my "absolutely do not touch ever" list because of opi constipation, and I eat other animal shit very sparingly.

Also, I did look at Starting Strength, and I know what about 1/6th of this means.
Workout A
3x5 Squat
3x5 Bench Press
1x5 Deadlift

Workout B
3x5 Squat
3x5 Press
5x3 Power cleans

[Fathom Zero]

God, all of you piss me off. I'm gonna leave for a couple days and hope the stupid blows over.

[Guitar Woman]

Just wait until I'm strong, I'll kick your ass.

[Esuohlim]

HEY GW I TOO AM 5'10" AND 150 LBS

ACCORDING TO THE BODY MASS INDEX CALCULATOR WE ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL THE WAY WE ARE

THANK YOU CHOJIN FOR ENDORSING BMI AS A FLAWLESS HEALTHY WEIGHT DETERMINING METHOD

[Esuohlim]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5z5ukSAYn1qck51yo1_500.jpg

Pictures like these make me want to drop a bomb on everything

[LordSappington]

Hipsters?
I was out on the Drag (Guadalupe street; a lot of hipsters, college students, and hobos frequent there; it's got a lot of indie stores and restaurants. Fun times can be had) with my friend and girlfriend; we were heading to a piercing/tattoo place to look at stuff. I had my arm around my girlfriend, and some college girls, not very great looking, yelled out the window "HEE HEE HEE IS THIS AN EXCLUSIVE RELATIONSHIP OR CAN I GET IN ON THIS?", to which I yelled back something like "OHOHOH you're soooo funny! Go back to your Communications major, bitches". Not too great a story. However, when we were upstairs in the piercing section looking at jewelry, we heard giggling coming up the stairs, and lo and behold there they were. I immediately bellowed out "COME BACK FOR A SECOND ROUND, HUH, SALLY?", and they all went straight back out the door.
I fucking hate college bimbos.

[ItalianStereotype]

God, all of you piss me off. I'm gonna leave for a couple days and hope the stupid blows over.

http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/4860/1309422878030co.png

[Sam]

God, all of you piss me off. I'm gonna leave for a couple days and hope the stupid blows over.

IT DOESN'T WORK.

[Grislygus]

I fully endorse college bimbos

[Chojin]

gw: no one gets strong or hueg by accident. oao got stupid quads because he ate a lot and did a ton of squats. btw starting strength will have you squatting every day, so it's probably a bad idea if you want to avoid big legs. it should be said that oao's problem is not that his quads were huge, but the rest of him was hilariously underdeveloped.

fit's sticky is very good. there is no such thing as 'muscle tone' or 'being toned'; the two variables you can control are muscle mass and fat mass. if you want visible abs, you will need a pretty low bodyfat% and lots of abdominal muscle. since your abs are a big part of your core, you might as well hit them with core-strengthening exercises. then again maybe not if you're allergic to barbells.

a very, very big part of following starting strength or any freeweight program is learning form. people in gyms also generally have no idea wtf, and this includes personal trainers, so getting form tips from gym rats is usually a bad idea. the starting strength package includes a DVD with excellent form videos, but you can also just torrent the entire thing from the pirate bay.

i guess the real question is what you're willing to do to get the results you want.

[ItalianStereotype]

I'm not going to be one to criticize his desired results, but he wants Tyler Durden in Auschwitz mode. maybe squatting three times a week isn't the best idea, but that boy needs a little muscle.

[Guitar Woman]

MUSCLE IS FOR FAGS

i guess the real question is what you're willing to do to get the results you want.
Lift weights and stop eating candy

since your abs are a big part of your core, you might as well hit them with core-strengthening exercises.

the starting strength package includes a DVD with excellent form videos, but you can also just torrent the entire thing from the pirate bay.
kay

[Chojin]

I MADE A THREAD TO ANSWER QUESTIONS IN

[ItalianStereotype]

now this thread is gonna GO PLACES

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hipsters?
I was out on the Drag (Guadalupe street; a lot of hipsters, college students, and hobos frequent there; it's got a lot of indie stores and restaurants. Fun times can be had) with my friend and girlfriend; we were heading to a piercing/tattoo place to look at stuff. I had my arm around my girlfriend, and some college girls, not very great looking, yelled out the window "HEE HEE HEE IS THIS AN EXCLUSIVE RELATIONSHIP OR CAN I GET IN ON THIS?", to which I yelled back something like "OHOHOH you're soooo funny! Go back to your Communications major, bitches". Not too great a story. However, when we were upstairs in the piercing section looking at jewelry, we heard giggling coming up the stairs, and lo and behold there they were. I immediately bellowed out "COME BACK FOR A SECOND ROUND, HUH, SALLY?", and they all went straight back out the door.
I fucking hate college bimbos.

They are a drain of society.

[Aaarg]

so there was a knock at the door that woke me up and for a moment i debated answering the door without my pants on. i decided to put on pants, so i had to find my pants. it was somebody from the sheriff's office. i guess pants were a good idea.

[Dimnos]

I recommend talking to the cops in just your boxers when possible. It puts them at ease as it shows you have nothing to hide. A very cooperative form of attire really.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

sheriff can't delegate who wears pants.

[Aaarg]

nah this guy was totally in a happy mood.

also the boxers i'm currently wearing are some i should have thrown out months ago. they allow air-flow to the whole region.

[Tadao]

Just as long as you don't slowly get a boner while talking to him.

[Aaarg]

"oh no please don't think it has anything to do with you this just happens when i'm nervous and i get nervous when i talk to anybody. so, um, i know it's morning but would you like a drink?"

[Kitsa]

vote on best civil war facial hair:

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history-archaeology/Who-Had-the-Best-Civil-War-Facial-Hair.html#

[Aaarg]

i like alpheus williams and his three points

[LordSappington]

For a while, cops kept showing up at my house insisting we called them. No idea how that worked out.

[kahljorn]

http://images.free-extras.com/pics/p/pizza-894.jpg

[kahljorn]

i was gonna say good luck looking like that one guy since your nipples are fat, gw, but i guess thats not even a picture of yyou

[kahljorn]

http://www.junkfoodnews.net/six-dollar-burger.jpg

[kahljorn]

just look at all of those healthy vegetables

[kahljorn]

fuck now i want a pizza so bad

[darkvare]

your triple posting is giving this thread extra fat >:
edit: quadra posting

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

vote on best civil war facial hair:

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history-archaeology/Who-Had-the-Best-Civil-War-Facial-Hair.html#

I voted for john Haskell King but Thomas O Selfridge, jr looks like Christopher Elliots great great grandfather.

[kahljorn]

people who understand FLAVOR and QUALITY refer to it as trimmings

[Colonel Flagg]

I know this is an obvious answer - General Ambrose Burnside
http://www.old-picture.com/civil-war/pictures/Burnside-Ambrose-Burnside.jpg

[Aaarg]

For a while, cops kept showing up at my house insisting we called them. No idea how that worked out.

haha, nice.

we've been getting automated phone calls from a collection agency looking for somebody that doesn't live here. one of these days i'll call them and let them know they have the wrong number, but i just imagine some asshole telling me i'm just trying to cover for the guy and then i'll kill everyone.

[Dimnos]

Why arent you just on the meth workout plan?

[Dimnos]

I know this is an obvious answer - General Ambrose Burnside


You stole my vote! >:

[Guitar Woman]

>implying I want to get shanked in the hood while buying meth

[b_squared]

Was it fasionable for Burnside not to button his coat for the portait?

[Aaarg]

he was proud to be buxom

[Aaarg]

Punk lolita dress
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fuck this is why i don't use adblock. because ads are fucking stupid.

[Kitsa]

I voted for burnside, too.

[Otto]

Today my doctor tried to give me a prescription for Ambien. I was too scared to take it and told him I'd just buy a couple of bottles of melotonin. I am the worst addict ever.

[Guitar Woman]

Just think, you could have been cruising like this awesome motherfucker:
J4z7mm4uEFM

[Otto]

That dude looks like every other guy that I went to boarding school with.

Plus I'm pretty much like that under the influence of any substance that I already take, I just have the decency not to put my episodes on youtube after I film them. I'd rather not have some bizarre niche fetishist shooting his load over me stumbling around my house or putting on a puppet show with magnum condoms in the place of sock puppets.

[Aaarg]

my mom couldn't sleep without ambien until she got cancer again and was always tired
my dad can't sleep without whatever sleeping pills he takes these days. and he can't function in the day without whatever anti-depressant/anti-anxiety stuff he's taking in the daytime.

i can't imagine having to have every aspect of your daily life regulated by pills. i just deal with crippling depression and my increasing attention deficit. fuck. killme.

[Otto]

I was forced into taking psychiatric medication by my parents when I was about 11-12 years old. They were crappy parents and didn't want to pay for actual therapy, so they took me to the office of some thick-accented Greek child specialist named (I can't remember the actual spelling) Titsa Flesch, who diagnosed me with severe depression and ADD. I was given an assortment of drugs and the rest is history.

I tried to just outright quit taking my pills a couple of months ago, forgetting that I had to go to work that day, and had to clock out early because I was extremely depressed, angry at everyone, and couldn't stop shaking.

[Aaarg]

niiiiice.

yeah, after years of my mom trying to get me to get on paxil (like the rest of the family) or at least talk to somebody, i went to see a therapist. the first thing i told the woman is that the only reason i'd ever been reluctant about doing so is because i didn't want to take pills or be told to take pills. at the end of that sessions she suggested a psychiatrist so i could try some medication. asshole.

i remember a few years ago when my dad ran out of paxil and didn't take it for one day. he ended up driving through a construction zone to get out of traffic for a moment. he said he nearly hit so much stuff in the process, "and when i got back on the road i was behind the same fucking bitch! i couldn't believe it."

but my girlfriend takes adderall and judging by her and how it affects her, i may have to start taking that when i go back to school because goddamn. it helps her.

[kahljorn]

get ativan that shits awesome

[ItalianStereotype]

Willie, you would make an adorable Tavros.

[Kitsa]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/sniffport.jpg

[Aaarg]

hahaha

[executioneer]

Willie, you would make an adorable Tavros.
someone needs to chop my legs off first

[ThrashO]

This would be more interesting if it were a FATNESS THREAD.

[Chojin]

we already have one of those here: http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16315

[ItalianStereotype]

also the chubs were apparently mad about every other thread not being a fat thread, so here we are.

[Colonel Flagg]

Was it fasionable for Burnside not to button his coat for the portait?

That was where he kept his stash. :themoreyouknow

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm going to L.A. in two weeks just in time for Carmageddon apparently.

[Ex Leper]

Found this for a nickel.
bMKLb4rJ53o

[Aaarg]

you look pretty annoyed about it

"yeah. somebody fuckin' did this."

[Phoenix Gamma]

Have you guys ever taken a shit so big that your pants were a little loose afterwards, and then you felt a little lighter? I took two of those today(!) and I feel like I'm ready to take on the fucking world. :rock

Found this for a nickel.
bMKLb4rJ53o

Is that one of those Devo 2.0 things? I know they tried to "reboot" Devo but with kids, which is always an awful idea. Goddamn kids ruining everything.

[Esuohlim]

This fucking world full of kids

[liquidstatik]

..

[Pram Maven]

YOU CAN HAVE SOME OF MINE

[Fathom Zero]

I am a man

of no small renown

[Esuohlim]

NO ONE HAS GIVEN ME PICKLES IN FIVE DAYS

YOU IGNORANT FUCKS

[Sam]

YOU IGNORANT FUCKS.

[Fathom Zero]

WE THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE

[Esuohlim]

YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE???

YOU IGNORANT FUCKS

[Sam]

CLASSIC MILHORSE BACKWARDS.

[Guitar Woman]

Holy shit, why do animated gif editors universally suck elephant cock?

[Fathom Zero]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljgfjhU88e1qc174to1_400.gif

[Fathom Zero]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnxawk6nKH1qbsziao1_500.gif

[Colonel Flagg]

i should default to 5 pickles wth

'sup Danny?

[Guitar Woman]

Hey fuck you man

[Fathom Zero]

I AM TEASE

[captain516]

Openbook is pretty enjoyable, guys

[Grislygus]

why in the goddamn shit would I click that. just visited openbook.

[captain516]

It's like a google search where every result brings up stupid people

[Grislygus]

wait, really


I may have to modify my opinion

[captain516]

oh my
Idk I might sound stupid for saying this buttt... If drugs are illegal then how do music artist get by with talking bout how they smoke weed an what not in there music? Or taking pics of them smoking somthing? Idk the whole thing confuses me?!?!

[Grislygus]

Hm. I believe the english translation for that is DUR-HUR-HUR-HUR

[Fathom Zero]

Sex is like bungee jumping its all fun and good until the rubber breaks

Motherfuckin' Confucius up in this bitch.