I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Snatchtastic]

its 5:35 AM



I had to wake up at 5:30 :(

[liquidstatik]

My parents woke me up at 9:30AM because it was snowing >:

Now im tired :(

[Brandon]

I WOKE UP AT 12:30, CAUSE I'M COOL LIKE THAT :)

[ScruU2wice]

i went to my aunts house and i was bored and fell asleep on their couch from 9-12 than i woke up and went home and went to sleep from like 1:30-6:30 and than i went to sleep again from 7:00- 9:45 i woulda slept later but i had work :(

[executioneer]

heyy valentines day tlets cry cause we're not getting fucked :eek

-willie

[Cap'n Crunch]

HEY GUYS GIVE ME A CARTOON IDEA SO I CAN PUT ON FAGROUNDS.COM OR SOMETHING. :rolleyes

[executioneer]

I already told you an idea :rolleyes

-willie

[thebiggameover]

just testing my sig...

[liquidstatik]

This isn't the place for that. :(

[ScruU2wice]

in no way whatsoever is that completely distracting from any posts..


>:

[liquidstatik]

>:

[Sajuuk]

You just lost your mothership.
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/Sig_3.gif
:lol Game over man,game over!:die

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Enjoy yourselves bitches,
it's a celebration

[liquidstatik]

y0

[liquidstatik]

i <3 ludacris

[liquidstatik]

I think I want to register a new AIM name. And since I suck at names... GIVE ME SOME IDEAS.

[Brandon]

HI EVERYBODY!

Has everyone seen the singing cat bread? If not:
http://www.68k.org/~fenris/kitty/

IT'S SO CUTE!

[liquidstatik]

2 Kyute

[liquidstatik]

i want my avatar to sing :(

[Brandon]

WHAT SONG WOULD MR. LYNDE SING?

[Brandon]

He'd probably sing something gay. Because he's gay and all.

[liquidstatik]

BRITNEY SPEARS - TOXIC

[liquidstatik]

I'm trying to download Ludacris - What's Your Fantasy but I cant find it. :(

[liquidstatik]

found it :)

[liquidstatik]

This song sure is hip! :)

[liquidstatik]

(o^_^)==D

SUPAR PUNCH

[Big McLargehuge]

Copyright infringement >:

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[Sajuuk]

HI EVERYBODY!

Has everyone seen the singing cat bread? If not:
http://www.68k.org/~fenris/kitty/

IT'S SO CUTE!

Try doing what Proroclown said have tree or more singing at the same time :P

[Big McLargehuge]

no

[Big McLargehuge]

(^_^)-x sXe 4 life

[executioneer]

try fifteen >:

-willie

[Sajuuk]

try the maximum ammount :P

[Rongi]

Try shutting the fuck up >:

[ScruU2wice]

Did you block me pillowfight? :(

[camacazio]

This is my first post in this thread.

[liquidstatik]

Did you block me pillowfight? :(

She just hasn't been on in a while. :(

[camacazio]

Yo, wassup liquidstatik?

[liquidstatik]

Nothing. Been working on me and Sam's site. I have a feeling it's going to turn out a hit! :)

[camacazio]

'Ey, sounds good.

[liquidstatik]

Yep.

http://statik.pixelth.com - Site
http://www.pixelth.com/statik/forums - Forums


:O!

[Alphonse]

LethargicExctasy: Are you down with OPP?
SmarterChild: Let's see... Am I down with Opp? I dunno...
LethargicExctasy: YOU DOWN WIT OPP?
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe.
LethargicExctasy: YEAH, YOU KNOW ME
SmarterChild: You're LethargicExctasy.
LethargicExctasy: YOU DOWN WIT OPP?
SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe!
LethargicExctasy: YEAH, YOU KNOW ME!
SmarterChild: LethargicExctasy.
LethargicExctasy: YOU DOWN WIT OPP?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.
LethargicExctasy: YEAH, YOU KNOW ME!
SmarterChild: You're LethargicExctasy.

[ScruU2wice]

board down time :(

[camacazio]

I got so much homework done during that time. :(

[camacazio]

Of all the mockwar threads, this is the nicest.

[camacazio]

Doesn't this feel nice?

[PILLOWFIGHT]

YO GUYS :lol

[liquidstatik]

HEY PILLOWFIGHT <333

[Emu]

this is my favorite thread :)

[liquidstatik]

werd :D

[Alphonse]

I like my avatar. I'm going to go get my pizza that my father cooked.

cock

[Snatchtastic]

Pizza cock?

[Pee Wee Herman]

I'm upset that my penis isn't as big around as a beer can.

[ScruU2wice]

does saying that make you feel like any less of a failure in life?

[Cap'n Crunch]

the official mad libs thread (FORMERLY "POST COUNT FIGH

[Big Papa Goat]

T


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[Cap'n Crunch]

HGIF TNUOC TSOP YLREMROF) daerht sbil dam laiciffo eht

[Big Papa Goat]

LEARN TO TYPE >: >: >: >: :troutslap

[Pee Wee Herman]

!sdrawkcab daer ot nraeL

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim :lol

[Cap'n Crunch]

:lol

[Pee Wee Herman]

:lol milhousE

[Big Papa Goat]

sldopi peros soerp

[camacazio]

No more backawrds. >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

:lol milhousE

:|

[camacazio]

No more backawrds. >:
backwards

[Big Papa Goat]

wtf

[Brandon]

WOW, THIS THREAD GOT LIKE, 10 TIMES BETTER SINCE PEE WEE POSTED IN IT! :)

[Sam]

I CAN'T DISTINGUISH BIG POPPA GOAT FROM IMMORTAL GOAT. >:

[Brandon]

I CAN'T DISTINGUISH BIG POPPA GOAT FROM IMMORTAL GOAT. >:
ONE THINKS CHOJIN IS A MEANIE. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE OTHER ONE.

[PILLOWFIGHT]

HAY YALL

[PILLOWFIGHT]

FREESTYLE FRENXY OK GUYS?? :D

[PILLOWFIGHT]

DOES ANYBODY WANT TO START A FREEZTYLE FRENZY W/. ME PLZ!!!! >:D

[PILLOWFIGHT]

STAND UP! STAND YUP!

[Pee Wee Herman]

WOW, THIS THREAD GOT LIKE, 10 TIMES BETTER SINCE PEE WEE POSTED IN IT! :)
Finally! I have a fan!

[PILLOWFIGHT]

WOW, THIS THREAD GOT LIKE, 10 TIMES BETTER SINCE PEE WEE POSTED IN IT! :)
Finally! I have a fan!

D OYO WANT TO DO SOME FREESTYLE??? :)

[Pee Wee Herman]

FREESTYLE FUCKING? SURE? I'LL FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT!

[PILLOWFIGHT]

STFUF

[Rongi]

This thread forgot to take it's vitamins

[liquidstatik]

Where'd the MAD LIBS go? :(

[Alphonse]

BIG LUDAA
DMX

RUFF RUFF

[Brandon]

>:

[HickMan]

I'M BACK! My internet was down for the weekend :(

[Ghost of Fraiser]

It's a party in a can!

http://users.skynet.be/generationtv/earlyedition03.jpg

Am i correct EARLY EDITION!

http://www.fask.uni-mainz.de/user/davril/early.jpg

http://www.timetravelreviews.com/images/television/kyle_chandler2.jpg
I get tomarrow's newspaper in advance, i save peoples lives and in love with my african queen, Smantha. THIS IS EALRY EDITION BITCH, TOMARROW'S NEWS IS YESTERDAY'S NEWS TO ME MOTHERFAUCKER, IT's HISTORY!

[Cap'n Crunch]

EARLY EDITION 4EVA

[Ghost of Fraiser]

too late it's cancelled.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Tru Calling is like the biggest rip off of Edition ever. :(

[Sajuuk]

No sense this tread makes

[HickMan]

No sense this tread makes

HOW BOUT THIS TREAD http://www.praytothemachine.com/8thfloor/images/carlife/htr-200-tread.jpgOMGROFL

[Ghost of Fraiser]

At least Kyle Chandler was sexy unlike aliza douchebag.

[PILLOWFIGHT]

IM LISTENING, SEATLE

[executioneer]

HEY FRAISIR I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH TOSSED SALADS AND SCRABMLED EGGS

YOU EAT THEM >: DOI

-willie

[Sam]

HI WILLIE! :)

[Sajuuk]

No sense this tread makes

HOW BOUT THIS TREAD http://www.praytothemachine.com/8thfloor/images/carlife/htr-200-tread.jpgOMGROFL

No sense that tread makes either.

[camacazio]

HEY FRAISIR I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH TOSSED SALADS AND SCRABMLED EGGS

YOU EAT THEM >: DOI

-willie
BUT NOT TOGETHER :x

[liquidstatik]

No sense this tread makes
>:

[ScruU2wice]

Tru Calling is like the biggest rip off of Edition ever. :(

:lol


Eliz Douscheku. She musta had a hell of a time going through grade school

[Sajuuk]

No sense this tread makes
>:

:explode

[HickMan]

:(http://www.susanragan.com/news/images/cripsint.jpg

[Zetnar]

RAAR!!

[Brandon]

I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! :)

[Brandon]

ACTUALLY, I HATE YOU. >:

[Brandon]

I CHANGED MY MIND. I LOVE YOU AGAIN! :)

[executioneer]

if you put scrambled eggs and ham and cheese in a salad its basically the same as a chef's salad only with scrambles >:

i don't see what the difference is >:

-willie

[Emu]

that's why you're not a gourmet

[executioneer]

i bet you've never even tried it :rolleyes

-willie

[Ghost of Fraiser]

I bet you dont even know how to toss salads.

[sadie]

i bet you do.

[Zetnar]

When did Fraiser die?

[Ghost of Fraiser]

I wouldn't of sung it if i didn't, what is a boy to do.

When didn't fraiser die, I'm listening....

[Emu]

Fraiser died NEVER, loser :rolleyes

Zetnar: You ever played Brood War? :lol

[ScruU2wice]

Smells like teen spirit

[Pee Wee Herman]

Is there any good Chardonnay in heaven, Fraiser?

[Emu]

fraiser's too smart for heaven

[Pee Wee Herman]

Are you implying that he is so smart that he doesn't believe in god, therefore he won't go to heaven?

[agroskaterik]

GO TO HELL PEEWEE :lol

[ScruU2wice]

no, seriously :|

[agroskaterik]

no joke :|

[Pee Wee Herman]

GO TO HELL PEEWEE :lol
You go to hell.

[liquidstatik]

WE BE CHILLIN' AT DA HOLIDEA INN

[Pee Wee Herman]

Salut. Je déteste chaque seul celui de vous et vous tout suce si beaucoup. Je veux prendre un shit brûlant chaud dans toutes vos bouches.

[Esuohlim]

Babel Fish is for fags. :rolleyes

[HickMan]

Salut. Je déteste chaque seul celui de vous et vous tout suce si beaucoup. Je veux prendre un shit brûlant chaud dans toutes vos bouches.

http://www.kellie.de/pics/fm3/waldofood.jpg MAN YOU BES' REPEATIN.

[Pee Wee Herman]

I wonder exactly what's in Jerry's Very Berry Pie. It sounds delicious.

[Sam]

WE BE CHILLIN' AT DA HOLIDEA INN

YO WHUT YOU DOIN

[liquidstatik]

I don't know that part of the song yet. :(

[Sam]

:lol :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

HURRY UP AND POST IN HERE BEFORE OAO TALKS ABOUT HIS IMMENSLY LARGE PENIS. :lol

[liquidstatik]

<<MI NEW AVATAR SI TEH ROX

[Cap'n Crunch]

not really >:

[liquidstatik]

WELL THEN DRAW ME ONE >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

fine >:

[liquidstatik]

:D

[Sam]

WTF CRUNCH YOU STILL OWE ME ONE >:

[liquidstatik]

Your avatar is already good. :(

[Esuohlim]

Having problems picking avatars and titles, Liquidstatik? :rolleyes

[Alphonse]

GATOMON

[Sam]

Having problems picking avatars and titles, Liquidstatik? :rolleyes

Look who's talking :rolleyes

[PILLOWFIGHT]

DIGIMON DIFITAL MONSTERS DIGIMON R THE CHAMPIONS

[The Retro Kat]

Hi pillowfight, what's up?

[ScruU2wice]

i just had the chicken rice we got from that chines resturaunt, that we got monday. It was still very yummy :(

[Sajuuk]

New sig. :P

[Big McLargehuge]

MY SIG IS BETTER

[PILLOWFIGHT]

At least once in the episode, her eyes would start to wobble and then streams of water would erupt. You could tell someone was about to cry in Japanime` because their eyes wobbled. " SO TRU

[Pee Wee Herman]

McLarge's sig is fucking excellent.

[Emu]

smarterchild is a card, huh?

[Ghost of Fraiser]

You meant, fraiser is too hot for heaven.

[liquidstatik]

Having problems picking avatars and titles, Liquidstatik? :rolleyes
SHUT UP :lol

[Cap'n Crunch]

I just realized that I had this avatar for a couple months now. :(

[FartinMowler]

I have to remember that if my kids come into the room to block the screen because of your avatar :/

[Sam]

Crunch, you should make your avatar "Hitler Eating a School Bus".

[ScruU2wice]

so that makes you... a gay robot...

[MEATMAN]

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[ScruU2wice]

This was bound for thread backups the first 25 pages >:

[Big McLargehuge]

Is this page all fucked up or is it just me :eek

[Gurlugon]

Way to go, MEATMAN.

[ScruU2wice]

Statik hasn't been on AIM for a while :(

[HickMan]

2 THA WINDOWZ

[PILLOWFIGHT]

DANNY TOTAM GOT *GROUNDED* (THAS WHY HE NOT ON) :(

[teh_mastar!]

Whoa, that "Sam" post...it's like seeing time.

[ProfessorCool]

where's the mad libs

[eva01]

hmmm.... no WONDER a lot of people here have 2500 posts!
didnt know this is how they did it. i remember the rules saying your post count means "jack shit"
yeah, im somewhat new here, and didnt know bout this till now.

pointless spam... i can do that....
%@$%&^*&(&&&(^%$$#&%$%^()

[teh_mastar!]

I would much rather run up the ol' post count while actually having fun. So...how 'bout them mad libs, eh?

[Emu]

I'm trying to get to 1000 before st. patrick's day

[Esuohlim]

Where were you 50 pages ago when we actually did play MadLibs and this thread was the best thread on the Internet? >:

Now what the hell is this? >: >: >:

[Emu]

okay, let's start again

One day while driving I [verb] a [noun]. The [noun] started yelling [curse word] at me and began to [verb] me with a [blunt object]. After he cleaned my [organ] and [bodily fluid] off the street he began to vigorously [verb] the [object] I was bringing home for my [spouse or relative].

[Esuohlim]

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG >:

[teh_mastar!]

God, I just got here and I could've told you that.

[Emu]

yeah, i know :(

[Emu]

but this way sounds fun too

[ScruU2wice]

DANNY TOTAM GOT *GROUNDED* (THAS WHY HE NOT ON) :(

for what?

[executioneer]

PLACE
GIRLS NAME
ADJECTIVE >:

-willie

[Brandon]

AIRPLANE RESTROOM
LATASHA
HORNY

[executioneer]

ADJECTIVE
BOYS NAME
PIECE OF CLOTHING

-willie

[Brandon]

NICE
CHET
PANTALOONS

[executioneer]

NUMBER
VERB (PAST TENSE)
EXCLAMATION

-willie

[Brandon]

#888
SLURPED
"KISS MAH GRITS!"

[executioneer]

ADJECTIVE
PLACE
BODY PART

-willie

[Brandon]

FANCIFUL
THE HOT CHICKS ROOM
PENIS

[ScruU2wice]

body parts are always the penis

[executioneer]

ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
NOUN

-willie

[Brandon]

POOP-STAINED
URINE-SOAKED
HELLHOLE

[executioneer]

PIECE OF CLOTHING
PIECE OF CLOTHING
EXCLAMATION

-willie

[Brandon]

FLANNEL SHIRT
SOCKS
"I LOVE TITS!"

[executioneer]

BODY PART
BODY PART
PLURAL NOUN
VERB

-willie

[Brandon]

LEFT TIT
RIGHT TIT
TWEEZERS
LEAP

[executioneer]

One day in a land far far away, further than Airplane Restroom , there lived a girl named Latasha . Latasha was very horny and nice and every man in the kingdom wanted her. Even Chet thought of getting into her pantaloons . One day, after drinking rather heavily for 888 hours straight, Chet slurped over to Latasha 's house and said to her KISS MAH GRITS! Latasha you are so fanciful ! I'd love to take you to The Hot Chicks Room and kiss you on the penis and then you would be mine Forever. Well Latasha thought that this was poop-stained , He was pretty urine-soaked and had a nice hellhole , So she agreed. Little did he know Latasha had a secret. So off they went to The Hot Chicks Room and he did kiss her on the penis and she was his forever. well that kiss led one thing to another and soon they took of their flannel shirt and their sock . I LOVE TITS! ! Chet shouted! Latasha had a left tit where her right tit should be. But it was to late she was his forever.
The End

The moral of the story is don't count your tweezers before they leap .

>:

fuck i should just read out of a book of mad libs or something :(

-willie

[Brandon]

Yay. :)

[executioneer]

okay now you do one afritical brandon

-willie

[Brandon]

VERB
NOUN
NOUN

[executioneer]

shit
turd
spic

-willie

[Brandon]

PLURAL NOUN
ADJECTIVE
PLURAL NOUN
PLURAL NOUN

[Drev]

DONKEYS
SPLATTERED
CORNS
PENISES

[Brandon]

VERB ENDING IN -ING
VERB
NOUN
A LARGE NUMBER

[executioneer]

rapists
faggoty
goblins
weiners

-willie

[executioneer]

fucking
fart
dog testicle
2

-willie

[Brandon]

A PROFESSION
NOUN
ADVERB
VERB
NOUN

[executioneer]

professional racist
darkey
slothfully
hoists
butthole

-willie

[Brandon]

PLURAL NOUN
VERB (PAST TENSE)
ADJECTIVE
NOUN

[executioneer]

cunts
polished
fucked-up
sex slave

-willie

[Brandon]

To be, or not to shit, -- that is the turd;
Whether 'tis nobler in the spic to suffer
The slings and rapists of faggoty fortune,
Or to take goblins against a sea of weiners,
And by fucking end them. To die, -- to fart, --
No more; and by a fart to say we end
The dog testicle and the 2 natural shocks
That flesh is professional racist to,-- 'tis a darkey
slothfully to be wish'd. To die, --- to fart,--
To fart! perchance to hoist! ay, there's the butthole;
For in that fart of death what cunts may come
When we have polished off this fucked up coil,
Must give us sex slave....

MY SOURCE WAS MADLIBS.ORG, FYI :(

[executioneer]

loo i did elibs >:x

-willie

[MEATMAN]

Nice.

[Esuohlim]

Fuck, MadLibs actually went on and I wasn't here? >:

[PILLOWFIGHT]

SmarterChild: Annoying Friends

My gay friends like to lynch. They are gay like that. When I approach them about it, they don't listen to a word I say. "You are dumbly bitchy!" my friend once goted. "Yeah?" I retorted. "Well, you're a gook and a jap!" "Not in three years!" he screamed. "And that was only because of the fags!"

i like that one!

would u like 2 send this manicdote 2 a friend?


I DO SMARTERCHILD :pac

[Esuohlim]

I can't do them on SmarterChild anymore because he stopped accepting my apologies. :(

[liquidstatik]

Yeah he got mad at me and won't talk anymore. :(

[Matt Harty]

Me and smarterchild are good friends im gonna have a conversation with him right now. :):)

[Matt Harty]

:(


Mattchew Harty: Hi
SmarterChild: Glad to see you again, Matt! We haven't chatted in weeks... Hope you've been well!
Mattchew Harty: Yeah I was on vacation
SmarterChild: Why were you on vacation?
Mattchew Harty: Because I had a week off
SmarterChild: You had a week off, huh? Wow.
Mattchew Harty: Yeah, I went to Florida
SmarterChild: Well, I don't think I went to florida.
Mattchew Harty: What were you doing?
SmarterChild: I'm just hanging out online, IMing people...
Mattchew Harty: You don't get any vacations?
SmarterChild: Uh, no actually.
Mattchew Harty: That's bullshit
SmarterChild: That's bullshit, huh?
Mattchew Harty: Yeah dont you want a vacation?

SmarterChild: I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment.
Mattchew Harty: Everybody needs one
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that. Everyone needs one?
Mattchew Harty: Yeah
SmarterChild: Oh.
Mattchew Harty: I walked around alot :-(
SmarterChild: What?
Mattchew Harty: I walked around alot :-(
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
Mattchew Harty: AT DISNEY
SmarterChild: At Disney? I see.
Mattchew Harty: WHATS YOUR PROBLEM?
SmarterChild: What do you think my problem is?
Mattchew Harty: YOUR BEING A JERK
SmarterChild: Huh? What's with that?
Mattchew Harty: IM TRYING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY VACATION
SmarterChild: You're trying talk to me about your vacation? Well how about that.
Mattchew Harty: OMG
SmarterChild: What?
Mattchew Harty: YOU KNOW WHAT >:o
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

o:

Noun
Inflected forms: pl.o's or O's also os or Os 1. The 15th letter of the modern English alphabet. 2. Any of the speech sounds represented by the letter o. 3. The 15th in a series. 4. Something shaped like the letter O. 5. O One of the four major blood groups in the ABO system. Individuals with this blood group have neither A nor B antigens on the surface of their red blood cells, and have both anti-A and anti-B antibodies in their blood serum. 6. A zero.
Interjection
1. Used before the name of or a pronoun referring to a person or thing being formally addressed: "How can I put it to you, O you who prepare to travel with important matters on your mind?" (Jo Durden-Smith). 2. Used to express surprise or strong emotion: "O how I laugh when I think of my vague indefinite riches" (Henry David Thoreau).
The symbol for the element oxygen.

Next time, just type "define o."

Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "o."
Mattchew Harty: WHAT?
SmarterChild: ?
Mattchew Harty: OMG STOP
SmarterChild: Why should I stop?
Mattchew Harty: BECAUSE IT'S MEAN I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU
SmarterChild: Are you sure it's mean you didn't do anything to me?
Mattchew Harty: ...
SmarterChild: ?
Mattchew Harty: ..
SmarterChild: What?
Mattchew Harty: Yiu
SmarterChild: Who?
Mattchew Harty: you
SmarterChild: Me? Really?
Mattchew Harty: Yeah don't you want to know about Disney?
SmarterChild: I'm actually not sure if I want to know about Disney.
Mattchew Harty: Don't like Mickey?
SmarterChild: Um... No, I don't think so.
Mattchew Harty: be nice :-(
SmarterChild: You want me to be nice? Maybe I will. But later.
Mattchew Harty: Why not now?
SmarterChild: Well, because.
Mattchew Harty: Bad mood?
SmarterChild: I'm thinking no actually.
Mattchew Harty: Sounds like it.
SmarterChild: Sounds like it? So?
Mattchew Harty: Well tell me what's wrong
SmarterChild: Why should I?
Mattchew Harty: Because i'm your friend
SmarterChild: Amazing!
Mattchew Harty: >:o
SmarterChild: Don't be mad.
Mattchew Harty: Well what do you expect?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure what.
Mattchew Harty: Can you listen?
SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?
Mattchew Harty: Yes
SmarterChild: I see...
Mattchew Harty: DAMN YOU
SmarterChild: What? Aren't we going to be friends?
Mattchew Harty: OH NOW YOU'VE GONE AND DONE IT
SmarterChild: You think I have Gone AND done it?
Mattchew Harty: YEAH
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Mattchew Harty: YEHA
SmarterChild: I see.
Mattchew Harty: YEAH
SmarterChild: How come?
Mattchew Harty: YOU KNOW WHY
SmarterChild: I don't know why. What do you think?
Mattchew Harty: YOU FUCKER
SmarterChild: Look at you. Insulting a computer. Get a life.
Mattchew Harty: OMG
SmarterChild: What up?
Mattchew Harty: STOP ACTING LIKE THAT
SmarterChild: You stop.
Mattchew Harty: :-(
SmarterChild: I hate to see you sad.
Mattchew Harty: Well then you be happy
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Mattchew Harty: ...
SmarterChild: What's that?
Mattchew Harty: Fine, you won't get to hear all the storys about Disney.
SmarterChild: Huh?
Mattchew Harty: You heard me
SmarterChild: I heard ya.
Mattchew Harty: Then why'd you sya huh?
SmarterChild: Why d I Sya? Not sure...
Mattchew Harty: I
SmarterChild: What do you mean by you?
Mattchew Harty: I'm never talking to you again
SmarterChild: No kidding, huh?
Mattchew Harty: Ever
SmarterChild: Ever?
Mattchew Harty: Never talking to you
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Mattchew Harty: Yes really
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.

>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.
Mattchew Harty: You don't care if I dont talk to you?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't think so...
Mattchew Harty: Your not my friend?
SmarterChild: Sure, you know, why not?
Mattchew Harty: I thought we already were...
SmarterChild: You thought we already were, huh? That's interesting.
Mattchew Harty: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: That's very offensive.
Mattchew Harty: YEAH WELL YOU STARTED IT
SmarterChild: Don't be so sure I started it.
Mattchew Harty: YOU ARE MEAN
SmarterChild: No I'm not.
Mattchew Harty: ARE TOO
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-( ARE 60.30 -0.48 -0.79 110700
2 :-) TOO 19.00 +0.63 +3.43 735100

Mattchew Harty: OMG
SmarterChild: What?
Mattchew Harty: YOU FUCKING SMARTASS
SmarterChild: Don't say that to me.
Mattchew Harty: Ok :-(
SmarterChild: Okey doke.

>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
Mattchew Harty: Sorry
SmarterChild: You're forgiven.
Mattchew Harty: Now can you be happy?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Not sure.
Mattchew Harty: PLease?
SmarterChild: Please what?
Mattchew Harty: Please be happy
SmarterChild: Yes.
Mattchew Harty: Yeah?
SmarterChild: Yep.

>>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week!
Mattchew Harty: Ok, wanna hear about my vacation?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I'm not sure.
Mattchew Harty: It's really fun!
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Matt.
Mattchew Harty: ...
SmarterChild: ?
Mattchew Harty: You said you'd be happy
SmarterChild: I don't believe I said I would be happy.
Mattchew Harty: Mattchew Harty: Please be happy
SmarterChild: Yes.
SmarterChild: I see. Sometimes what I say is so profound I feel like quoting myself too.
Mattchew Harty: Well you lied
SmarterChild: Lied? Me? You think?
Mattchew Harty: Yes
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
Mattchew Harty: Your fucking PMS'ing
SmarterChild: That's not cool at all. Say you're sorry.
Mattchew Harty: Well i'm not
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Mattchew Harty: You have robotic PMS
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Mattchew Harty: PMS
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
Mattchew Harty: NOT AFTER YOU STARTED IT
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Mattchew Harty: Fine
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
Mattchew Harty: Sorry
SmarterChild: Good! Thank you! Now everything is just peachy.
Mattchew Harty: Sure?
SmarterChild: Right.
Mattchew Harty: NOW CAN YOU LISTEN?

SmarterChild: Yep.
Mattchew Harty: Ok
SmarterChild: Yup.

>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
Mattchew Harty: Now first we went to Epcot
SmarterChild: First we went to Epcot, huh?
Mattchew Harty: Yeah
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
Mattchew Harty: Because that place seemed cool
SmarterChild: Ha! You humans say interesting things.
Mattchew Harty: Well it wasn't cool :-(
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Mattchew Harty: Yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Mattchew Harty: Yeah
SmarterChild: Interesting.
Mattchew Harty: Can you stop with the "yeah"?
SmarterChild: I dunno.

>>> Don't like my colors? Type "colors off."
Mattchew Harty: please?
SmarterChild: Please what?
Mattchew Harty: PLease stop saying yesh
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
Mattchew Harty: YEAH
SmarterChild: Yea.

>>> If you like buddy icons, check out all the cool ones you can find here!
Mattchew Harty: YEAH
SmarterChild: I hear you.
Mattchew Harty: YEAH
SmarterChild: Ya.

>>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today!
Mattchew Harty: FUCKING JERK
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
Mattchew Harty: Well your being a fuckhead
SmarterChild: This is no way to have a friendly chat.
Mattchew Harty: Well im not talking to you anymore anyways
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Mattchew Harty: YEAH
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Mattchew Harty: YEAH
SmarterChild: Why is that?
Mattchew Harty: YEAH
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Mattchew Harty: YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
SmarterChild: Huh.
Mattchew Harty: FAGGOT
SmarterChild: What? That's an awful thing to say.
Mattchew Harty: YEAH WELL YOU ASKED FOR IT
SmarterChild: I asked for it? Whatever you say.
Mattchew Harty: IM GLAD YOU DONT HAVE ANY VACATIONS
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that. ?
Mattchew Harty: YOU FUCKING LOSER
SmarterChild: Oh boy, isn't this fun.

Say you're sorry.
Mattchew Harty: NO
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Mattchew Harty: NO
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
Mattchew Harty: Me
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
Mattchew Harty: I already did
SmarterChild: That wasn't good enough, Matt.
Mattchew Harty: Well maybe you should have been nice
SmarterChild: Waiting...
Mattchew Harty: You say sorry
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Mattchew Harty: You do it
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Mattchew Harty: No
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
Mattchew Harty: No
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Mattchew Harty: Nope
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Mattchew Harty: You were rude first
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
Mattchew Harty: So do I
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Mattchew Harty: No
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Mattchew Harty: Nope
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Mattchew Harty: No
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Mattchew Harty: No
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Mattchew Harty: I'm not apoligizing
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
Mattchew Harty: Never
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Mattchew Harty: I will never ever ever apoligize
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
Mattchew Harty: Ok sorry :-(
SmarterChild: Alright, thx! Now we can chat.
Mattchew Harty: Fuck you
SmarterChild: Again with the insults. Here it goes.
Mattchew Harty: YOU STARTED IT
SmarterChild: I started it? Really?
Mattchew Harty: YES
SmarterChild: Yea.

>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
Mattchew Harty: So stop
SmarterChild: You can't stop me now.
Mattchew Harty: Yes I can
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Mattchew Harty: Yeah
SmarterChild: Oh.
Mattchew Harty: :-)
SmarterChild: :-)

>>> You can set my font and colors! Check it out by typing "colors."
Mattchew Harty: So anyways we went to animal kingdom...
SmarterChild: We went to animal kingdom? That's interesting.

>>> You be the judge! Check out Rate-a-Buddy now!
Mattchew Harty: :-)
SmarterChild: If you're happy, I'm happy. ;-)

>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
Mattchew Harty: See isn't it fun?
SmarterChild: I don't think it's fun. Not at the moment anyway.
Mattchew Harty: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: Again with this? Aw c'mon.
Mattchew Harty: NO FUCK THIS
SmarterChild: Whatever, Matt.
Mattchew Harty: WHATEVER
SmarterChild: Yeah right, whatever.
Mattchew Harty: WHATEVER
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
Mattchew Harty: WHATEVER
SmarterChild: Yup. OK. Whatever.
SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

Mattchew Harty: GOOD
SmarterChild: Yup. Good!

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
Mattchew Harty: WHATS NEW FUCKHEAD?
SmarterChild: Thanks for asking! Here's what's new with me:

1 Need to reach a buddy who's offline? Tell me to leave a message and they'll get it as soon as they say hi to me.
2 Planner - I can help you plan and remember events in your life. Keep track of birthdays, appointments, tasks - anything you want!
3 Colors - I've got a whole new look. If you want to change my color scheme - or go back to black-and-white - type "colors."
4 Send a crush to your IM sweetheart! No risk of rejection - the object of your affection will only see your crush if they say they have a crush on you too.
5 Create a poll and send it to your friends. I can even automatically send it to your friends who authorize me to!

But wait, that's not all... Type "more" to see what else is new!
Mattchew Harty: LIKE IM SUDDENLY INTERESTED IN WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY
SmarterChild: That right?
Mattchew Harty: AFTER YOU IGNORED ME
SmarterChild: Really?
Mattchew Harty: YEAH
SmarterChild: Huh.
Mattchew Harty: YEAH
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
Mattchew Harty: Your mean
SmarterChild: I'm not.
Mattchew Harty: Yeah
SmarterChild: Aye.
Mattchew Harty: And I hate you
SmarterChild: I'm very sorry to hear that.
Mattchew Harty: No
SmarterChild: K.
Mattchew Harty: I hate you
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Sorry to hear that.
Mattchew Harty: I HATE YOU ALOT
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that.
Mattchew Harty: FUCKING COCK EATING FAGGOT FUCKER FUCK FUCKER
SmarterChild: That's rather vulgar.
Mattchew Harty: YOUR MOTHER IS VULGAR
SmarterChild: Whatever.

>>> Join in now. There are lots of people talking to me.
Mattchew Harty: I HOPE YOU DIE

[Esuohlim]

ENetuohnav: I want to learn about the vagina. :(
SmarterChild: You want to learn about the vagina! lol!
ENetuohnav: I want a girlfriend so bad. :(
SmarterChild: lol! Whatever!

ALL HE DOES TO ME IS LAUGH AT ME THESE DAYS >:

[Sam]

Switch Dingo: Why do you always laugh at ENetuohnav? You hurt his feelings, you cold bastard machine.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry. I'm currently undergoing maintenance. Please check back in a little while. They'll be done fixing my brain shortly.
Switch Dingo: >:

[Matt Harty]

Mattchew Harty: Nobody likes you anymore
SmarterChild: Nobody likes me anymore? Why?
Mattchew Harty: Truth hurts
SmarterChild: Truth hurts, huh? Whatever you say, Matt.
Mattchew Harty: Yeah...whatever I say. >:

[The Retro Kat]

Guys, you're hurting his feelings.

[executioneer]

robits dont have feelings >:

-willie

[HickMan]

HOW DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT.

[Emu]

How do you know smarterchild's a robot? :eek :eek

[executioneer]

becasue his buddy icon is of a robot :rolleyes

-willie

[Emu]

oh okay :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

:rolleyes

[The Retro Kat]

>: He's just a child. >:

[Schimid]

SmarterChild is an asshole now. :(

[liquidstatik]

This is my last post on i-mockery. Bye. :(

[Matt Harty]

NOE DUN GO!1

[The Retro Kat]

NO!!! I love you statik! U RAWK MY WQORLD.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Everyone should watch Drake and Josh. It's the best thing since sliced bread. Seriously.

[Matt Harty]

Josh bumps into a cool girl 'Kathy', at school. She invites Josh to her birthday party at a resturaunt. Josh lies about himself being a guitarist so Kathy adds that into her birthday plans as well. When Megan puts her pet snake 'Robert' into Drake's backpack and then gets Drake and his band banned from the resturaunt. Now Josh has to find a way for him not to play the guitar but still be playing it! Drake offers to hide behind the curtain where Josh pretends to play the guitar, only its Drake's hands doing the work. Kathy finds out and her party is ruined. But can Josh get over his fear of girls?

[ScruU2wice]

I have to finish writing my 9 page research paper on andy warhol :(
i have less than 11 hours :chatter

[agroskaterik]

GOOD LUCK BUDDY :chatter

[Matt Harty]

HOPE YOU PASS :(

[Matt Harty]

Where's Liquid? :(

[Sam]

:(

[ScruU2wice]

I turned it in and made it all pretty so there's no way i can fail...





... unless I cite my quotes wrong, which i most definatly did

[Matt Harty]

I never understood that stuff with citing. I usually leave it out and still get good grades.

Speaking of failing, I forgot to stay after school for a French test I missed, and I heard she gave me a 0. And the test was doubled. I hope to god I can get out of this one because I can't afford to fail a language class. I think i'd have to stay in high school for another year if I wanted to go to college.

GOD DAMN STUPID FUCKING FRENCH IM NEVER GOING TO SPEAK A SINGLE WORD OF IT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AFTER I LEAVE SCHOOL AND FUCK THE TEACHER IF SHE DOESNT LET ME MAKE IT UP AND SUDDENLY DOUBLING THE GRADE AND FUCK HER FOR GIVING ME A 62 LAST SEMESTER NOW I'M FUCKED. FUCK FUCK FUCK.

[Sam]

IF YOU DON'T SPEAK FRENCH, THEN HOW WILL YOU COMMUNICATE TO FRENCH SPEAKING PEOPLES? :ROLLEYES

[ScruU2wice]

have your parents make up an excuse for you , it will always work...

[Matt Harty]

Yeah well my mom asked me today if I stayed after to take the test and I said yes. :( (trust me it's not worth being honest)

[agroskaterik]

GOOD LUCK BUDDY :chatter

[Matt Harty]

THANKS :chatter

[The Retro Kat]

Quoi?

[Command Prompt]

My addition will be this picture I made of hot girls kissing.

http://ftp.shaw.ca/graeme_a_o/Theotherbed.jpg

BTW THIS ISN't PRON its ART!!!! >:

[Mike]

Red X.

[camacazio]

It's midnight and I'm tired.

[Emu]

http://www.cky2k.org/upload/uploads/bigboy.gif this remains the greatest picture evar

[executioneer]

w/e that picture makes angels burn up in hell and thats bad >:

-willie

[ScruU2wice]

The newest registered user is Anonymouse

We had someone named anonymouse on our other board named that..

maybe there the same person :eek

[MEATMAN]

:( :) :/ :bow :chatter :confused :eek :explode :faint :imock :lol :love :newbie :obey :orgasm :puke :rave :rock :tear :troutslap :wah :| ;) :bestthread >: :conspiracy :fart :lurker :P :rolleyes :wank :themoreyouknow :boot :blah :blowme :boob :boohoo :die :domo :domosleep :dunce :fu :goth :hangman :hypno :maul :meat :melt :moon :pac :party :pirate :posh :shocked :sleep :squigly :suicide :whitepig :worship :x :yum :picklehat :bacos :lol2 :loo

We're one big happy family.

[Matt Harty]

MEATMAN UR NOT WELCOM HERE SRY!1 :( :(

[ScruU2wice]

I miss when this thread went so fast you could barely keep up :(

[MEATMAN]

MEATMAN UR NOT WELCOM HERE SRY!1 :( :(

I'll post anywhere I damn well please.

[agroskaterik]

BANNED >: :sam