I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[kahljorn]

You're totally banned now dude

[Wiffles]

Adorable! I want to kiss your shaved pu--feline ^.^

[kahljorn]

wiffles is scary i wouldn't let it anywhere near your "pu--feline."

those kisses would be the touch of rape upon your kitty.

[Aaarg]

sorry for you seeing kitty nips.

and i'm sorry for me seeing some fucking freak pervert.

[kahljorn]

quit trolling wiffles :rolleyes

[Wiffles]

Im trolling? or is someone trolling me? I would never troll or something like that. Im confusled O.o

Its only natural for you to kiss your pette catte, whats bad about that? ^^;

[Aaarg]

yeah i'm lost on kahl also, but it's probably a double meaning because he's kind of a queer like that.

[kahljorn]

Quit trolling, wiffles.

..

[Aaarg]

slightly less of a queer.

[kahljorn]

why don't you go take a hike

literally. Go enjoy yourself in the nature.

[Aaarg]

because it's 1:47 in the a.m.!

i was actually planning to tomorrow. well, today.

[MetalMilitia]

Oh man, I just saw what looks like a new Wolfenstein on sale at Target.

I completed that yesterday - it's actually really good. The multiplayer is complete toss but SP is brilliant.

[Zhukov]

Christ, you finished it (probably on HARD) before most people were even aware of it's existance. That was quick.

Wiffles, how do you go about the enemies in a game such as Wolfenstein? Do you shoot and kill them, or just knock them out?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy birthday Sacks. I hope it's a grand day. The rest of you can go to hell.


Times 2

[Wiffles]

Christ, you finished it (probably on HARD) before most people were even aware of it's existance. That was quick.

Wiffles, how do you go about the enemies in a game such as Wolfenstein? Do you shoot and kill them, or just knock them out?


Er Im sorry I miss typed the title. You mean the commodore 64 version. I never finished it. Its very frustrating, and too archaic for my liking. I meant Return To Castle Wolfenstein 2001. I just shoot the enemies. Its not that hard on hard mode, unless its a couple of Lopers comming at you ^.^

[The Leader]

http://www.klimp.dk/glown/lynnbo.jpg
she was shaved; she was spayed.
Does anyone else see a face on her tummy?

[elx]

yeaah i thought that was another cat :(

[Tadao]

:eek

[Wiffles]

That square patch on his tummy reminds me of the TV screens on Teletubbies tummys. A show I might add, I hold to the highest accord ^^

[Kitsa]

looks like a koala face.

[Tadao]

I see a baby bear. Same thing really.

[Aaarg]

hahaha that's awesome. totally a koala! she has an appointment in a few days to get the sutures out.

[Kitsa]

I just discovered that saying the word "go" makes my dog run from the room. Awesome.

[Aaarg]

I discovered that the dog that lives on our porch doesn't listen to any commands you shout at him while he's running at the road.

Coming back from the mailbox he tried to get me to pet him, "no way, buddy, you finally grow on me and then you have to go and almost get hit twice, fuck off."

[Kitsa]

My dog is going through a "fuck you" phase in response to all commands, so her ass is going to obedience school next month. She's very intelligent and knows what we're saying, she just doesn't want to do any of it and plays dumb.

[Otto]

Sounds just like my Jack Russell. He won't do anything unless you're holding a milkbone, it's gotten to the point where I have to rattle the lid on the cookie jar to get his attention.

[The Leader]

My dog loves me more than food so he listens to me. Unless he's barking at someone. Then shit's going down.

[Dixie]

I have to put my kitties up for adoption :(
i even cried today

[The Leader]

WHY??? :O

[Dixie]

well, i don't know exactly where i'm going to be living for any sort of long term and all my options do not allow pets and i can't stick my exhusband with them :( and neither me nor my exhusband are really ever home, i only come home one maybe two nights a week.

[Tadao]

That makes me mad.

[The Leader]

:C

[Dixie]

it makes me wanna cry. i'm out of work right now so i can't afford to pay anyone to take care of them in the meantime :(

[Colonel Flagg]

That sucks big hairy monkey balls. :( I feel for you D - hope things get better for you soon.

[Wiffles]

I hope it gets better. Evil recession ;__;

[Dixie]

who said anything about a "recession"?
it's called "divorce", numbnuts.

[kahljorn]

i dont want to give you stupid advice that you may already be following but maybe you could find a private renter rather than like a regular apartment complex or something in which you're going through a rental service? Usually they don't mind so much if you have pets.
The only way to find these fabled renters though usually is to drive around communities you would like to live in and look for "for rent" signs :(

[Tadao]

A mother in law house would be nice, but you can't party in those so you would have to be a good girl.

[Dixie]

i've been living on a coworker's couch since june, i'm well aware of rental opportunities. i have 2 possible options at this moment, neither would allow cats. i'm out of work til mid-late spetember, no money for rent/deposits, not many people but those 2 options are very understanding about that kind of thing. i wouldn't give them up unless i absolutely had to and it looks like i have to.

[Tadao]

I'm praying for you Dixie

[Dixie]

you're an asshole <3

[The Leader]

:lol

[Wiffles]

I once had friends who werent allowed cattes in their apt, but they covertly kept cattes anyway. They had them the whole 2 years they lived there, but this was a large apt complex where the manager doesnt have time to check up on everyone. Theres always ways ^^

[Dixie]

you've got to be partially brain dead or something

[Tadao]

As a appt manager and cat lover, my ex would ignore cats sunbathing in windows.

[Dixie]

i wouldn't be having my own apartment, i'd be staying with more people. one house has a dog and people allergic to cats. the other i'd be in a sleeping bag in an apartment turned art studio.
not really any place for cats.

[Tadao]

:(

[kahljorn]

damn have you tried getting cash aid or looking into any programs? maybe as a recently divorced woman you could get some kind of help :(

[Dixie]

i'm not divorced yet

[kahljorn]

ok well there are programs that might be able to help but whatevs ill stop being mr. advice guy.

[Dixie]

this is my second divorce, there really isn't a whole lot available unless you breed irresponsibly, but that's a conversation best left for another part of the forum

[Dixie]

that was kind of harsh,
basically most programs to help people like me out are reserved for people with kids.

[kahljorn]

you can probably qualify for 200+ dollars of cash aid from the welfare office, judging by people I know who have been in a similar situation as you, but sometimes it takes a while to get. Plus you can get on EBT which'll save you a shit load of cash, and you'll eat like a queen and itll make you feel better.

it might be a lot different state to state but that's what you can get here. Having more kids (or people) makes you get more money but you can still qualify.

[Aimless]

have you thought about applying for college and trying to live on campus? they have tons of programs and funding for single people. just a thought.

[Dixie]

actually yes i have, but i don't think i qualify if they base it off my last years taxes

[Aimless]

I'm not exactly sure but I think I have a friend that used their parents when they had a similar problem.. if your parents are jerks that kinda doesn't work. It's worth going and talking to the loan officers at the college.

I would be in your position too but my ex is nice enough to let me live with him while I'm injured :/

[Dixie]

I could live with him, but I don't drive and I need to be close to work. I'm at his house now and I'm 30 minutes from all my friends and work. And even though work is dry right now, something can always pop up so I like to be around just in case.
I had a friend today offer his spare bedroom to me, i might have to take him up on it but I still can't bring my kitties :(

[Aimless]

:( I would hide them.

[Dixie]

Yeah because you can totally hide 2 cats in a 12 x 12 room and them not tear up every goddamn thing.

[Dixie]

I love them but they deserve better since I can't take care of them :(

[Aimless]

It's too bad you don't have someone you trust that can take them in so you could visit them, at least you aren't one of those fucks that just leave their cats outside and don't bother to take them with them when they move.

[The Leader]

I'm sure that you will be able to find someone who will love them as much as you do. :3

[Dixie]

I guess it's good that the hardest part of this breakup is finding the cats a good home.

[Kitsa]

There are no-kill shelters that can assure placement of the cats, if you could find one near you.

There are also cat-playpens on ebay that are big enough for 3 cats and a litterbox. I have one that I use when my guys are in a ransack-the-house-at-night mood. They couldn't be in it 24 hours a day, but it'd be an okay option for a short time if you needed to be out of the house and leave them there. It's about $115 shipped.

[MattJack]

I like it when Dixie is being meaner 'an hell.

If it makes you feel better I lost two cats to an ex that I lived with for a while. We dated for a few years, but I don't know how that compares to marriage.

[Kitsa]

I'm starting to really hate Facebook.

Not only can you not say anything without being monitored by assorted family members with varying degrees of intention, you also have random high school people ( with whom you never got along in the first place) who are using the opportunity to get some quality cyberstalk in.

And the quizzes! God, the fucking quizzes! Am I the only one on the planet who doesn't give a rat's ass what kitchen utensil I am?!? How many surveys can a person fill out about the last person they texted, how many tattoos they have, how many piercings they have, whether they'd have kids with the last person they kissed, and so on?!?!?

I have two FB accounts and I'm sorely tempted to purge the fuck out of one of them. Family you more or less live with, but damned if I want to continue my subscription to the obnoxious blatherings of a college acquaintence I can barely remember.

[Tadao]

Yeah, get email addys from those you care about and delete your facebooks.

[Kitsa]

Well, there are at least two people on one who live quite some distance away, and I want to maintain at least casual contact with them. Not in a bother-them-with-lots-of-emails way, just sort of have them around so if they make some big announcement or something I won't be out of the loop.

That's the main concern, I don't want to drop those two. With the exception of some elementary-school friends I remember fondly, that's about it.

[Tadao]

I think I'm gonna get real drunk today. I apologize now just in case.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Just don't respond to the rest and don't bother answering the quizes.

[The Leader]

I just tell everyone how stupid they are with my facebook. :/

[Kitsa]

in a lot of ways it's even worse than myspace :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

at least you don't get friend requests from people like "Staci Wetlips" or "Rock Hardchest"

[Tadao]

I'm gonna wind up playing James Taylor songs on my guitar and wishing things went different.

[Kitsa]

I have a bunch of twitter requests that turn out to be some sort of fucked-up German porn. I'm not too keen on twitter, either.

[Tadao]

Hahahaha, I'm always amazed that the time spent sending animal porn links at random = positive revenue.

[Sam]

at least you don't get friend requests from people like "Staci Wetlips" or "Rock Hardchest"

I knew you got my friend request. :(

[Kitsa]

I'm really hoping I didn't just break my big toe. Stupid George Foreman grill fell out of the pantry from a height of about 2 feet, I took the entire force of it on my toe.

I think I can bend it, but the only sensation coming through is a sort of stinging throb.

[WhiteRat]

oy i just soiled me knickers

[Tadao]

oy i just soiled me knickers

http://i25.tinypic.com/2d7z2e.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I knew you got my friend request. :(

Send another one or find me on the facebook. Just put SAM = Staci Wetlips this time :)


I normally don't take the facebook quizes but I did one yesterday.
People who you want to star in a bio-pic movie about your life.

1) You - Jason Schwartzman
2) Love interest - Caroline Rhea
3) Best friend - Chris Benoit
4) Parent - Gilbert Gottfried
5) Enemy - Nancy Grace

[Dimnos]

1) You - Jason Schwartzman
2) Love interest - Caroline Rhea
3) Best friend - Chris Benoit
4) Parent - Gilbert Gottfried
5) Enemy - Nancy Grace

I would pay to see that. :lol

[Dimnos]

Except Nancy Grace would probably make money off it. :(

[Tadao]

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

:(

[Wiffles]

lol, Walmart is indeed a wonderous place full of interesting people. Big-lots has nice variety of species too ^.^

[kahljorn]

that really fat lady doing the splits is crazy :( she looks like if she didn't have a wall in back of her she would just bobble around like one of those kid punching bags :(

[Otto]

I normally don't take the facebook quizes but I did one yesterday.
People who you want to star in a bio-pic movie about your life.

1) You - Jason Schwartzman
2) Love interest - Caroline Rhea
3) Best friend - Chris Benoit
4) Parent - Gilbert Gottfried
5) Enemy - Nancy Grace

I did the same thing yesterday!
It went like this:
1) Me - Robert Crumb
2) Love interest - Bjork
3) Best friend - Tom Waits
4) Parent - Vincent Price
5) Enemy - Joe Don Baker

[b_squared]

I agree with you kitsa about the facebook thing. I blocked requests and posts and still I got invites to the quizes and games. I hate the save the rainforest...save the whales etc apps. I don't see how clicking and sending pixel fish is saving anything.
I deleted my account last month.

[Aaarg]

I think I have 70 friends on Facebook and almost 20 are set to "hide from news feed." So basically the only updates I see are from people who never do anything on Facebook. I like it.


I don't like when you're planning on visiting your old town because a bunch of people who you don't like expect you to make time to see them.

Call me while I'm in town and if I'm not busy maybe we can hang out.

I'm really going home to visit my nieces and the rest of my family, though I definitely went out of my way to ensure I'd see my old buddy Jon. Our plans, as of now, are "saturday night" and "smoking pot." We'll see what comes of it.

[Aimless]

I always wanted vincent price to be my dad too <3

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Except Nancy Grace would probably make money off it. :(

I would make sure she didn't get a dime.

[MarioRPG]

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

:(

Just saw that yesterday... Kinda gross sometimes.

[Kitsa]

I would have taken a pic for that site today if I had my camera ready in time. There was this lady who looked like she was 75 or so...at least 75...in spike heels, black hose and a black miniskirt.

The weird thing was that, from the shoulders down, it looked right. She had great legs, even. But then you looked at her face and... holy shit, it's great-grandma. She was tottering out to her car with a cake box.

[Tadao]

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/political-pictures-adolph-hitler-bush-obama.jpg?w=340&h=450

[Supafly345]

are you being ironic

[Colonel Flagg]

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/political-pictures-adolph-hitler-bush-obama.jpg?w=340&h=450

Good one. :rock

[MattJack]

hey whatch'yall doin?

[MattJack]

that's cool.

I think Wiffles is a character, what aboutch'yall?

[The Leader]

I'm doing well, MattJack. Thank you for asking.

I don't believe that Wiffles is a character. Just a very sad person.

[MattJack]

No problemo mi amigo.

Yeah I'm split on that tbh. One half says she's a character, but the other half says she's a Girl Gone Wild on the Internet Forumz.

[Fathom Zero]

I DON'T THINK THEY ARE. BUT I BELIEVE A LOT OF THINKS

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Just getting home, it's about 5:20 AM debating whether to have another beer, don't have to work tomorrow. Anyone up?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Aimless, I think I was promised dinner, what happened to that?

[executioneer]

i gotta bring an actual video camera to kareoke next time, the audio recording sucks a million shits on this cellphone

[Aaarg]

there was a five-lined skink inside the store last night. i put him back outside, protecting him from getting stomped by a fat redneck or a fat indian.

[Kitsa]

Speaking of fat rednecks, I just saw a pickup-truckload of them slow down to take the number of a house for rent across the street.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm fucking surrounded :(

[Zhukov]

I always seem to run into fat people that are also short. I think it's because off all the cigarettes they smoked as babies.

The "redneck" people are great; environmentalists whom are well spoken and keep healthy. It's the city dwellers that I hate.

[Kitsa]

I don't have a problem with any number of individual redneck traits. I think Jeff Foxworthy described it best as a "glorious lack of sophistication", on the whole, that defines rednecks around here.

The thing that I hate most about the ones in the area is general selfishness. Selfishness is a big irritation point with me.

[Aimless]

Aimless, I think I was promised dinner, what happened to that?

You never showed, can't say I blame you... I'm nowhere near as hot as twister girl.

[Tadao]

I never liked the way twister girl looked.

[Tadao]

BTW, we don't need Sparkles Fairy, we have Wiffles and SF is just a cheap rip off of an already established entity. Wiffles did it's time and you guys are just gonna let this fagot fag things up?

[Aimless]

I never liked the way twister girl looked.

You never liked the way I looked either. *cry*

[Tadao]

Well yeah, but this isn't about you.

[Dixie]

Fuck yeah!
Kenney Chesney tomorrow!
good god, i never thought i'd be saying that

[Pub Lover]

Quick Question: Who is MajorScales?

With everyone changing their names I didn't see who that one was.

[elx]

pub lover! :)

[Pub Lover]

I severely doubt that MajorScales is Pub Lover. ;)


ELX! :love

[Wiffles]

Quick Question: Who is MajorScales?

With everyone changing their names I didn't see who that one was.

check out his youtube channel, maybe youll reconise him http://www.youtube.com/user/martyman5000

i think he's noob3 or something ^^;;

[Pub Lover]

check out his youtube channel, maybe youll reconise him http://www.youtube.com/user/martyman5000

i think he's noob3 or something ^^;;

OMG! Wiffles, that is Fartin Mowler! He is Canadian! He mows lawns for his job. :)

noob3 is from Kansas or somesuch state & is called Chuck & has no job because is a bacon eating stoner. :)

[Wiffles]

Who knew! ^.^

[Tadao]

Is it really? Fartin?

[Pub Lover]

That youtube channel that Wiffles posted sure is Fartin. Where did MajorScales claim to be him?

[Fathom Zero]

noob3 is from Oklahoma like me! :3

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, one of those pointless middle ones. ;)

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Chojin]

yes, majorscales is fartin.

[MajorScales]

:\ Hi Pub :)

[Chojin]

sup f

[Pub Lover]

yes, majorscales is fartin.
Thank you! :)
:\ Hi Pub :)
Hullo Fartin. :)

[Wiffles]

waii waii, welcome back FM ^.^

[MajorScales]

sup f

Hey Chojin, how is Jin?

[Colonel Flagg]

Welcome Back Pub. :)

Nice to meet you FM. :)

[Pub Lover]

Who says I left, Colonel? :eek

Seriously, just because I don't post doesn't mean I ain't watching you guys. ;)

someone has to ruin it :\
That was me! Your kids are hot, but this isn't my hebephilic account. :x

Sup, ELX. ;) :love ;)

[elx]

i missed you dearly

[Colonel Flagg]

Damn. Pub, looks like you gots another groupie!

[Pub Lover]

The kids are only polite to me because they know I'll go to their house & stab them in their sleep if they misbehave. ;)

[Wiffles]

creepytastic o.o

[Pub Lover]

Absolutely, My Little Cheez-Puff. <3

[Wiffles]

I know we'd make a great team ;)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You never showed, can't say I blame you... I'm nowhere near as hot as twister girl.

Oh,but you're hotter. Still waiting for dinner.

[Aimless]

Oh,but you're hotter. Still waiting for dinner.

Flattery for food, are you that hungry? I'm making thai food tomorrow. *wink*

[Wiffles]

That sounds absolutely delish-ums, I bet you are a good chef ^.^

[Fathom Zero]

I want to vommmmmit.

[Aimless]

I want to vommmmmit.


have something against thai food? food racist.

[Fathom Zero]

No, I love Thai, baby. It's just I've got a lotta shit going on right now and it makes me wanna vommmmmmit.

[Wiffles]

You should tell us, so we can help you or maybe give advice :)

[Sam]

Fathom, tell your old buddy Sam all abouttttttt ittttttt.

[Fathom Zero]

No, babes, I'm going to a parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty. Awwwww yeah.

[DevilWearsPrada]

always marked you down as one of those kids who rolled their eyes at the "other kids" who drank underage because you're better than that

[DevilWearsPrada]

Also, I just realized that I've had this account for a year now. I'm not proud of it :(

[Wiffles]

That only means one thing. Happy anniversary ^.^

[Dimnos]

Glad to see your posting again Pub. :)

[Pub Lover]

Am not and you can't make me! >:

Sup Dismon? ;)

[executioneer]

ha ha i knew it was fartin before he posted the youtubes :sunglasses

[executioneer]

:twopagesagoorsomethgin

[MajorScales]

Boogie must have softened over the years, I should be banned by now :\

[Wiffles]

now we all need is Jixby, noob3, Rongi, and a whole other cast of characters, and we'll have a field day ^.^

[Esuohlim]

I knew it was Fartin from the beginning because of his lawn mower related email address and his :\ :\ :\ :\

[MarioRPG]

I went to FanExpo and met Bruce Campbell guys! :)

[The Leader]

Did he tell you a stupid joke?

[Tadao]

I hope you used Purell after touching hm.

[Fathom Zero]

Hey Jarv.

[MarioRPG]

Did he tell you a stupid joke?

I asked him what the weirdest thing he's had to sign is (boobies). We then had a brief talk about it, and why size and firmness is important.

[Tadao]

If I ever get to sign boobies it's gonna have to be with a sharp calligraphy pen so that I can etch into a layer or two of skin and have the signature last a little longer.

[Pub Lover]

Hey Jarv.

Hey Dylan.

[Fathom Zero]

Whatcha eatin'?

[MajorScales]

I still don't get what is the big deal about Bruce Campbell.

[The Leader]

He's never been banned.

[Pub Lover]

Omigosh, Ghost added me on facebook. :D

You guys, that is like having a real friend or something when they do that, right!? :o

[Tadao]

when you call something witty, you're describing it as clever or intelligent, literally, "this is [something] which is clever" but when you call something quippy, what you're saying is, "this is [something] which is [something] that is witty"

do you guys understand why it doesn't work now?

and just for future reference tadao, you shouldn't consider merriam-webster as the authority on proper usage, seeing as how they recognize"w00t!" and "fanboy" to be actual words aswell. the oxford english would be a far better resource. and just for amusement purposes, i did check it there and it doesn't exist. :)

It was being used in the form of, "this is [something] which is droll"

Just like I can say,
when you call something witty, what you're saying is, "this is [something] which is [something] that is irony".

But I wouldn't cause I'm not a fucking dumb piece of shit wannabe know t all.

And for future reference, you shouldn't consider your limited knowledge as the authority on proper usage because you don't know shit for shit.

[Tadao]

Ooops, forgot the smile emoticon. Sorry.

Oh wait, emoticon is one of those new words that we didn't use in the dark ages. You should cry when people use that word too.

[Sam]

the correct term is "emotion icon"

[Tadao]

Oh man Sam. I got warned by a guy with the username of Fistfulofawesome. With such a creative username, I fear he might tear me to shreds with the power of words! :tear

[Sam]

HE'S GOING TO SHOVE HIS FISTFULOFAWESOME UP INSIDE YOU AND CHANGE HIS NAME TO FISTFULLOFTADAOSCOLON

[Tadao]

I should have handled it better and explain on the second go that while promoting Futurama, he also helps kill it in the same breath, but when he flexed his chest at me and started in with the whole who's a bigger fan thing, I made the choice to take the low road and chose to try and pop his bubble.

I should be a better person and apologize.

[Tadao]

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/books/fight460.jpg

I think I'm gonna challenge myself to see if I can not fight with people on the internet.

[Wiffles]

But you wouldnt be the Tadao we all know and love ^.^

[Tadao]

I doubt I can do it for long.

[Tadao]

:(

[Aimless]

don't fight it, tadao. I'm ugly, go on... say it.

[Colonel Flagg]

Everyone is beautiful on the internet.

And young.

And real smart too.

I read it on wikipedia, so I know it's true.

[Colonel Flagg]

Omigosh, Ghost added me on facebook. :D

You guys, that is like having a real friend or something when they do that, right!? :o

Or he's stalking you. Facebook frightens me. :eek

[elx]

Everyone is beautiful on the internet.

And young.

And real smart too.

I read it on wikipedia, so I know it's true.
demoted>:
river tam is very real

[Colonel Flagg]

Excuse me for being ignorant, but what are you talking about?

And why are you so angry?

EDIT - Am I to understand you don't believe my statement due to the existence on teh interwebs of a female child prodigy from the 25th century who goes around kicking everyone in the nuts? If so, then yes, I should be demoted - because I am having trouble wrapping my small mind around this grandiose concept.

BTW, I have never seen Firefly, and that's a shame because I've heard it was a great Sci-Fi series.

[captain516]

I was watching King Of the Hill and, finally learned where MetalMilitia's title came from.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Excuse me for being ignorant, but what are you talking about?

And why are you so angry?

EDIT - Am I to understand you don't believe my statement due to the existence on teh interwebs of a female child prodigy from the 25th century who goes around kicking everyone in the nuts? If so, then yes, I should be demoted - because I am having trouble wrapping my small mind around this grandiose concept.

BTW, I have never seen Firefly, and that's a shame because I've heard it was a great Sci-Fi series.

You need to invest in it Colonel. I've watched it through once and serenity once but my friend has gone through it like 9 times including commentary.

[b_squared]

The firefly series is worth the watch. I'd rather that show be brought back than Futurama.

[Colonel Flagg]

Sold! I'll begin looking for it straightaway. :)

[b_squared]

Try Hulu. The have all the episodes in order.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I remember the pilot being a bit iffy. It was still good but like 2 hours long. And they ended up reworking the plot into the first episode anyway.

[WhiteRat]

Mandinka!

[b_squared]

The tarantula I have at my work desk is missing from its terrarium. This could go horribly wrong or be very funny depending on who finds it first.

[Aimless]

I hope they don't kill it before you find it :(

[RaNkeri]

I'd never want to kill a tarantula.

Just thinking all the oozy stuff splurting out if it gives me the creeps :x

[Kitsa]

I don't know, people can be pretty stupid around spiders. I'd find it fast.

[Dixie]

i hope it's in someone's hat, and they smoosh it while putting the hat on

[Kitsa]

That happened in Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles!

[Dixie]

i did not see that :(

[Kitsa]

I only saw half of it. I was rather enjoying it until our cable company picked that moment to switch their lineup and tell me that the channel was no longer available :(

I WANTED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE SKUNK THEY RESCUED ON THE FREEWAY! :(

[Dixie]

that pretty much sucks
:(
i guess you could rent it or something.
by the way, i lost your myspace and i want to be your friend now that i has a new one.

[b_squared]

I don't want to see her squashed. Someone most likely took her, since there was no way she could get out.

[Aimless]

that sucks :(

[Kitsa]

I could rent it, I guess.

Spidernapping isn't good :(

I've got a shitload of yellow sac and wolf spiders in my garage if you want any.

[b_squared]

Thats Ok Kitsa...you can keep um.

[Kitsa]

I don't want um :(

[Dimnos]

Buy a pet bird and let him snack on em.

[Aaarg]

I just got back into town and the neighbor said "you should go up to Waynesville Animal Shelter. Anything they still have by next friday is getting put to sleep."

Fuuuuuuck, why would you tell me that?

Unfortunately we've got three indoor cats and a stray dog that lives on our porch and I think if any of the three of us went to an animal shelter we'd come home with three dogs--and that's under normal circumstances.

Luckily they're apparently talking about this on the television, and since everybody down here that isn't living in this house watches television, surely most or all of the animals will get homes.

I mean, shit, if I had acreage I'd adopt a bunch of dogs and start buying more dog food.

[Kitsa]

Yeah :(

[Tadao]

Fuuuuuuck, why would you tell me that?

Cause if you don't tell people all the animals might die.

[Aaarg]

Uh, I talk to two people at home, and maybe five people at work!

[Colonel Flagg]

I mean, shit, if I had acreage I'd adopt a bunch of dogs and start buying more dog food.

You, sir are good people. :)

We do the same thing, focusing on elder dogs. The local ASPCA has nicknamed our family the "Doggie Senior Center".

[b_squared]

I would never guilt someone into adopting an animal at my shelter. If someone is looking to adopt they should pick out a pet based on what will fit there lifestyle. What good is guilting an adoption of a St.Bernard to an elderly person looking for a tiny poodle? We would just be getting the St.Bernard back with a note on its card labeled return..which most will read as "problem dog" and that does not help adoptions.

We do let the rescue groups know if an animal is scheduled to be euthanized and they have the option to adopt it for free or at reduced cost.

We also adopt out senior animals out at reduced fees, so they get a chance for adoption.

I'm maxed out at home with 3 cats and 3 dogs and a horse. I wish I could do more:(

[Tadao]

I would tell them NO TAG BACKS!

[executioneer]

so guys i banned jonathan clemens forever, is anyone all busted up over it

[Tadao]

I think actually the nicest thing you can do for him. It's one of those unhealthy relationships and I hope he doesn't transfer it onto real life situations.

[Zhukov]

There was a white tipped spider in my bedroom the other night. They can kill small children and cause necrosis, so I put a glass on top of it like a real man, and left it there to suffocate over a period of several hours :(

Usually the scorpions keep the spiders at a minimum, but now that the slightly warmer weather has increased the number of blow flies, the spiders are gaining ground.

[Wiffles]

Crazy how everything over there is either poisonous or deadly. o.o

even the platypus is poisonous

[executioneer]

the best thing is it's poisonous for RAPE purposes

[Kitsa]

One of my sisters-in-law just found a tarantula on her baby's head and put it down the garbage disposal. I thought that was a weird coincidence.

[Zhukov]

Did it scream on the way down? I think your spiders might be bigger than ours, because we don't get tarantulas, but ours are more deadly.

Another thing about Antipodeans is that nobody has a garbage (rubbish) disposal unit.

[Tadao]

One of my sisters-in-law just found a tarantula on her baby's head and put it down the garbage disposal. I thought that was a weird coincidence.

How did the babies head fit down the sink hole?! :X

[b_squared]

I was sent to the emergency room by my doctor last month just to make sure I did not have a blood clot forming from a hemotoma in my leg. Now I am getting junk mail about mortuaries and cremation services.

[stevetothepast]

How did the babies head fit down the sink hole?! :X

:lol

[Kitsa]

There are tarantulas in the southwest, but where she is it was probably an escaped pet. The biggest we usually have around here are some of the larger wolf spiders and some fishing spiders. My parents' australian coworkers are always asking us to send them glue traps for various spiders they have around- I'm guessing glue traps aren't widely available there?

Our harmful-to-pets-and-humans species here are mainly black widow (rare around here, usually dusty corners of garages), brown recluse (woodpiles and such, although everyone seems to mistake harmless wolf spiders for them) and the annoying-as-all-hell yellow sac spiders, which have really been bad the past couple of years. They like to tuck themselves up into corners mainly, although I've been startled by a couple scrambling down walls and surprising me in the shower. I can't stand those things.

[Zhukov]

Glue Trap? I do not know what this is. I am guessing it is a piece of paper with stickyness on one side for catching flies/ants/spiders.

The big killers for spiders here are Red Back and Funnel Web. White tails are common, but I don't think they are too deadly. Trap door, black house, mouse spiders and huntsman can all give a nasty bite.

Huntsman are probably the most common 'large' spider around these parts, we used to have one that lived in the roof when I was a child. Big as your face.

When I lived in Papua New Guinea I accidentaly walked into one of these (http://richard-seaman.com/Wallpaper/Nature/Spiders/Nephila/index.html#GiantWoodSpiderInverted).

[elx]

so guys i banned jonathan clemens forever, is anyone all busted up over it
Axem Cupola (1:04:01 AM): CARPULSY SARCOMA!!!
Axem Cupola (1:04:09 AM): IT CHEWED AWAY MY FACE!!!
Axem Cupola (1:12:34 AM): YOU KNOW...
Axem Cupola (1:12:42 AM): THE FACT THAT THEY FINALLY HAD THE COURAGE TO BAN ME...
Axem Cupola (1:12:50 AM): MAKES ME WANT TO EJACULATE ALL OVER THE PLACE.

showertime:(

[Zhukov]

Why do people have him on MSN or AIM? :\

[Dixie]

We don't, he added us.

[Pub Lover]

Why do people have him on MSN or AIM? :\

Because I like to encourage him to post more.

Him & ZBF. <3

[Aimless]

he did it to me too, with about 12 names.

[Fathom Zero]

How did the babies head fit down the sink hole?! :X

You bastard. I wanted that one.

[Kitsa]

I'm glad I don't use my ICQ anymore. I'm just proud of the ancient low number I have.

[Dixie]

I'm already in love with my new place and I hadn't even moved in yet.
<3

[Dimnos]

Did you get it in time to save the kitties?

[Dixie]

One of the kitties might be adopted by one of the room mates in the house.
I'm in there for a 2 week trial to see how this works out, if it works out then I might be able to bring the other one with me. Jim said he'd take care of just the one until I can take him. :)

And in other good news:
I'M GOING TO HAVE MY OWN GODDAMN BED!
jesus fuck i'm excited.

[Tadao]

<3 Jim

[Dimnos]

Good man Jim. :rock

[Kitsa]

Axem Cupola (1:04:01 AM): CARPULSY SARCOMA!!!
Axem Cupola (1:04:09 AM): IT CHEWED AWAY MY FACE!!!
Axem Cupola (1:12:34 AM): YOU KNOW...
Axem Cupola (1:12:42 AM): THE FACT THAT THEY FINALLY HAD THE COURAGE TO BAN ME...
Axem Cupola (1:12:50 AM): MAKES ME WANT TO EJACULATE ALL OVER THE PLACE.

showertime:(

It's spelled Kaposi's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaposi's_sarcoma). He's an idiot.

[executioneer]

courage schmourage, you post porn you're banned, thems the rules

[Pub Lover]

Everyone knows you're a pedophile pub so calm down :\
Only vets like you remember, Buddy. These new guys gotta learn the hardway, amirite. :gigh

[Tadao]

I learned the fun way ;)

[Wiffles]

pedo is such a harsh word. I prefer youth admirer ^.^

[Dimnos]

Does that mean I cant get any Pub love? :(

[Pub Lover]

Don't worry kid, I'll give you as much love as I give anyone.

[Pub Lover]

and by love I don't mean cock.

[Pub Lover]

because I'll be giving you all of my cock, son. :orgasm

[MattJack]

and by all, he means just the tip.

[Dixie]

mushroom cap

[Tadao]

purple mushroom cap

[Fathom Zero]

I <3 Dixie. :clingyhug