I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[executioneer]

WARHAMMER THAT POST

[Tadao]

skipping to last page. today is no capitalization day for me.

[Chojin]

SILENCE

[Sethomas]

One of the people whom I was talking to last fall about academic reinstatement advocacy was named to Time's 100 Most Influential People. Did she influence IU's decision to reconsider my case? No! I did that by myself. It follows then that I, therefore, should be on the list too.

[Grislygus]

Change of plans, Pub, that car video's coming to you on Monday

[Grislygus]

"The surest way to keep a secret is to make people believe they already know the answer,"

"People don't ask questions then."

conspiracy theorists are all lunatics. ;l

JFK was a mob hit, fucko

[Esuohlim]

Oh figs, I missed 40k :(

[Esuohlim]

MISTER S, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE! DELETE IT ALL!

Oh sh*t >:

NOBODY PASSES ME UP. NOBODY :(

[Esuohlim]

:(

[Esuohlim]

It's ok Pub you've earned it

[Pub Lover]

I just had a great dream about Willie. He was on Mythbusters & for some reason everyone wanted him to get to this rock out in the ocean. One of the methods involved swimmers pushing a floating inflatable trampoline towards the rock & Willie had to make huge bellyflop bounces all the way or the plan wouldn't work. Then some japanese business men tried to buy my multi-billion dollar company, but they were impolite inturrupting the show I was watching, so I kicked them out. Then I felt bad as I wondered if it just their culture that made them jerks. They were ten year olds in suits.
When I got back to the tv, Willie was on the rock, no longer wearing his rubber bouncing suit & helmet, he had on that red jumper. He was pumping his arms in the air with a huge grin on his face as seals & turns nestled around him. I was really pleased at seeing this.

[Pub Lover]

skipping to last page.

Who doesn't?

[Pub Lover]

WARHAMMER THAT POST

Good show. :)

[Pub Lover]

One of the people whom I was talking to last fall about academic reinstatement advocacy was named to Time's 100 Most Influential People. Did she influence IU's decision to reconsider my case? No! I did that by myself. It follows then that I, therefore, should be on the list too.

You're on the top 100 people listed in my heart, if that helps. :(

[Pub Lover]

Change of plans, Pub, that car video's coming to you on Monday

Whenever is fine, buddy. ;)

Just do it before I'm dead, ok? :(

[Pub Lover]

Oh figs, I missed 40k :(

I'll give better warning on 50k. ;)

[Pub Lover]

Oh sh*t >:

NOBODY PASSES ME UP. NOBODY :(

Go on, Delete It! You know you want to.

[Pub Lover]

It's ok Pub you've earned it

Yeah? Shit. :(

[Pub Lover]

SILENCE

...

[Pub Lover]

JFK was a mob hit, fucko

No way, it was an inside job. Jackie O was the second shooter.

[Pub Lover]

My friend bought a Chuck Norris poster the other day and I wondered, that's still going around? I decided that there should be an antidote to that fad. You know, something that takes the spirit and puts it to better use than just references to roundhouse kicks. I figured esoteric remarks about someone's brilliance would be the best way to go. I figured the face to go to them should be some superstar intellectual, like Brian Greene or Noam Chomsky. But, I went ahead and made a few "jokes" with my name in them because I can't decide who should have the honor yet.
-----

It's generally known that Seth Pace would beat Deep Blue in a game of chess, but so far Deep Blue has been too afraid to accept the challenge.

Laplace's Demon gets its stock market advice and weather predictions from Seth Pace.

Seth Pace knows how to find the one person in the room who, if that person drinks, everyone is drinking. And he MAKES that person drink.

It didn't really take over 350 years for mathematicians to solve Fermat's Last Theorem. That's merely how long it took for mathematicians to swallow their pride and ask Seth Pace for the answer.

Uri Geller obviously can't bend spoons with his mind. He merely thinks, "I wish Seth Pace would read my mind and telekinetically bend this spoon for me." When Seth Pace needs a laugh, he does so.

Seth Pace litter trained Schrödinger's Cat after it was already over 80% dead.

Seth Pace wrote the Oxford English Dictionary and Encyclopaedia Britanica one weekend because he was tired of answering everyone's bullshit questions all the time. Unfortunately, this put him in a bad mood so he left out all the best parts.

Seth Pace is so skilled at playing the Devil's Advocate that when he acted as an advocate for the Devil, God apologized to Lucifer and took back the eternity in hell thing.

Seth Pace knows what you did last summer.

Seth Pace's autobiography is the only work of non-fiction that counts as first-person omniscient narrative.

Seth Pace can know the position and momentum of any given particle absolutely at the same time. In fact, he already does.

:lol

Seth has learned not to waste his great posts in this thread.

CHATROOM DELETION IN '08! VOTE NOW!

[Pub Lover]

hat this thread

Hat?
Esuohlim aint nuttin butta playa hatter!

Aaliyah is muh babai, yo!

[Grislygus]

Everyone should contribute a fact about Seth Pace

[Grislygus]

Unless their fact sucks, then they should keep their traps shut and not ruin everything

[Grislygus]

Like the STORIES FROM THE ER thread, that was awesome and it was crushed, like the Houhnims under the yahoos




did ya see that literary reference there, didja didja huh

[Pub Lover]

Everyone should contribute a fact about Seth Pace

I usually just quote from his blog. No one knows Seth like Seth knows Seth.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/pokemaster.jpg

[Grislygus]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

YOUR OWN CREATION, TURNED AGAINST YOU

[Pub Lover]

Unless their fact sucks, then they should keep their traps shut and not ruin everything

Whoops, Sorry. :(

[Pub Lover]

YOUR OWN CREATION, TURNED AGAINST YOU

It's true purpose.

[Grislygus]

What has science wrought?

[Fathom Zero]

Looks like a cross between Mike Ditka and the pizza chef from Chuck E. Cheese that looks like Brad Delp.

[Pub Lover]

Like the STORIES FROM THE ER thread, that was awesome and it was crushed, like the Houhnims under the yahoos

Yeah, if Esuohlim Chatroomed stuff like he should, that wouldn't have happened.

Or if the other mods were more active, but I wouldn't to eat into their social lives.

Esuohlim has no social live as he is a stone cold coward.

[Pub Lover]

did ya see that literary reference there, didja didja huh
No. :(

[Pub Lover]

What has science wrought?

SEXINESS

[Pub Lover]

Looks like a cross between Mike Ditka and the pizza chef from Chuck E. Cheese that looks like Brad Delp.

I just had to look up everything you just said.

Turns out , I agree.

[Pub Lover]

Seth Pace es hijo no reconocido de Chuck Norris, pero se nota su parentesco al verlo ejecutar la patada giratoria la cual lo hizo mundialmente conocido en el mundo de las artes marciales a Chuck

http://www.frikipedia.es/images/thumb/8/86/SanChuck.jpg/200px-SanChuck.jpg
Needs more goat penis.

[WhiteRat]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/asdf-1.jpg

So who's interested in making a Zwinky with me? I heard that you can customize your Zwinky and then place them in a virtual world called Zwinktopia! I'm going to be a "cutie boy". Who's down?

[ElPila666]

Needs more goat penis.
I've got busted twice :(

[Chojin]

POR FAVOR

[Pub Lover]

Years ago during the rough and tumble college days I slept on my couch and moved my computer right up to the couch. I put the monitor on a cardboard box about 2 feet away and pulled the GameCube nearby as well. This way when I woke up I could surf the web and/or play Madden while still in bed.

I did that, except I wouldn't use a cardboard box like that.

I made a sidetable in shop class as term project & used that.

I got a D but man it worked as a table, what the hell do I care that it was slightly sloped and had only been sanded on half the top?

[WhiteRat]

I have the AC cranked up in my apartment and for some reason my balls are sweating like crazy. I'm down to my boxers and they are still overheating.

[executioneer]

dip them in something like the famous tv personality louie would do

[Asila]

It sounds like a bad recipe

[Asila]

Or a great one, depending

[executioneer]

http://iwannadipmyballsinit.ytmnd.com/

[WhiteRat]

I'm listening to 1920's swing music on Shoutcast and oddly enough i'm really enjoying it.

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim has no social live as he is a stone cold coward.

:tear

[WhiteRat]

Does anyone know where a slightly inebriated man can get ahold of some quality flapper porn?

[Misdemonar]

jump naked infront of the mirror

[Fathom Zero]

Show them ankles, laydeez.

[Asila]

Does anyone know where a slightly inebriated man can get ahold of some quality flapper porn?

Actually that sounds like a good idea

[Misdemonar]

bust a move honky

[WhiteRat]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/Louisebrooks1-1.jpg

[Pub Lover]

:tear

Prove me wrong, Mister S. >:

[executioneer]

lol @ locked party thread

[WhiteRat]

So who's the snitch?

[executioneer]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/Louisebrooks1-1.jpg
that dame is the bee's knees

[executioneer]

So who's the snitch?

i dunno but you better 23-skiddoo, just in case the coppers are on their way

[executioneer]

I DIDNT MEAN IT YOU DONT REALLY HAVE TO 23-SKIDDOO >:

[executioneer]

you lousy kikes

[WhiteRat]

I'm watching Naked Gun...Leave me alone!

[Pub Lover]

I DIDNT MEAN IT YOU DONT REALLY HAVE TO 23-SKIDDOO >:

I'm better acquainted with that as a bandname than a slang phrase. :x

[executioneer]

its slang for "get outta here"

[executioneer]

guys if you dont start posting in here more i'm gonna start posting more racisms

[Asila]

Seriously it was happenin' last night

[Asila]

I see how you are willie, making demands and then disappearing

[Sethomas]

Asila, I am here for you.

[Asila]

Thank god Seth I was panicking

[Asila]

I actually did need you today for a minute, as I was mistaken for a latino person... by a latino person...

"I'm sorry ma'am I don't understand your crazy language. Hold on while I get Seth."

[Tadao]

Latina

[Asila]

Whatever

[Sethomas]

I don't really like Spanish all that much, I just get more practice with it working retail than I do anything else!

[Asila]

The half portuguese I've got doesn't mean a damn, so I can claim ignorance :(

[executioneer]

latina latino blatina blatino lets call the whole thing off

J/K THE WHOLE THING IS STILL ON

[executioneer]

LIKE F*CKIN DONKEY KONG

[Asila]

latina latino blatina blatino lets call the whole thing off

J/K THE WHOLE THING IS STILL ON

OH IT IS ON MAN, THERE'S NO ESCAPING

[Sethomas]

I demand reparations!

[Asila]

Why would you need a mule in this day and age?

[Pub Lover]

its slang for "get outta here"

Indeed, but I actually like the band so I associate it more with that. :(

[Pub Lover]

guys if you dont start posting in here more i'm gonna start posting more racisms

COLOUR ME SCANDALIZED! :eek

[executioneer]

YOU WOULD BE SCANDALIZED, HONKY

[Sethomas]

Why would you need a mule in this day and age?

Hey, what's the difference between a black man and a large pizza?

-3/5ths of a vote!

[Pub Lover]

I knew that sandel belonged to Ray. Who else would trip a cat?

[executioneer]

sandalize some n*gro-speech-pattern talking cats

[Asila]

:lost

[Pub Lover]

Illustration of the Old Testament from a 13th century bible (NSFW!!)

http://www1.tip.nl/%7Et401243/mac/mac41vB.jpg

man those are the unhappiest doin' it people i've ever seen

...

[Tadao]

I'd rather travel by mule than drive in L.A.

[liquidstatik]

..

[executioneer]

...
Dear Diary, Today I yelled at Little Nephew again. I guess I really lost my cool this time, 'cause a little while later this social services worker showed up to question me. I could see her thong underwear above her low-rise jeans, and pretty soon we were gettin' mad rutty.

[executioneer]

:crown

[executioneer]

WORST PORNO, PLAYED ON UGLIEST TV

[Sethomas]

Yes, I love how the illustrator was like, "well, putting this in the story of King David being seduced might not be obvious enough. Let's make sure the audience gets who the guy in the picture is by making him wear a crown while in bed and fondling his ladyfriend."

[executioneer]

and FROWNING

[executioneer]

SERIOUS HETEROSEXUAL PROBLEMS???

[executioneer]

in soviet russia n*gga scandalizes YOU

[executioneer]

YOU!!!!

[executioneer]

YOU!!!!!!!

[executioneer]

you :eek

[Pub Lover]

I'd like to see them try. >:

[Pub Lover]

in soviet russia n*gga scandalizes YOU

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/TERMSOFUSEVIOLATION.jpg

[WhiteRat]

Racial Cures They Don't Want You To Know About!
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/Ktjag.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Myspace wants to know if I'm David Bowie.

[Tadao]

and you said yes, correct?

[Esuohlim]

Dear Diary, Today I yelled at Little Nephew again. I guess I really lost my cool this time, 'cause a little while later this social services worker showed up to question me. I could see her thong underwear above her low-rise jeans, and pretty soon we were gettin' mad rutty.

:crown

:lol

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat(NOW THE PARTY IS IN HERE)

[Pub Lover]

T-Dawg & Jake, don't watch Dr Who! It is for girls and fags.

[WhiteRat]

It better be, 'cause I have a case of Heineken and nothing else to do tonight.

[Pub Lover]

And the British, but saying that is redundant after the first two.

[Fathom Zero]

Heads up; the party's out there.

[Sam]

One time I got a blow job.

[Esuohlim]

SAM

[WhiteRat]

This place sucks. I'm going over to GBS to talk beef prices.

[Pub Lover]

Haha, I'm a member of an agriculture forum. :(

[WhiteRat]

I don't see how that's funny.

[Pub Lover]

Vet jokes. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

I don't see how that's funny.

What transformation does a laugh go through if you're frowning? :eek

[Tadao]

Fuck it, I may as well go out in style. Watch out for the cow bestiality pics over at GBS!

[WhiteRat]

Sorry, I thought you were trying to "make a funny" a la Splinter in TMNT.

[Esuohlim]

SAM GOT A BLOW JOB ONCE

[Esuohlim]

One time I got a blow job.
..

[WhiteRat]

The FDA is crooked and is hiding the cure for cancer!

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/KTrudBook.jpg

[Tadao]

Saturday SciFi channel is my daytime porn. Just watched Pterodactyl , starring Coolio as a Special Ops commander. That left me thinking how dumb it would be to have a commander give me orders in thug-speak.

[WhiteRat]

I had a flight commander that gave orders in gay speak. True story!

[Tadao]

At least he probably sounded out his syllables so that you could understand what he was saying.

[WhiteRat]

He spoke elequently but he had the limpest most pathetic handshake known to man (and probably gay man!).

[Tadao]

Haha that would be weird. Going from shaking hands with a bunch pf strong rough hands and then almost breaking his dainty wrist.

On SciFi now

Rock Monster!

http://www.scifi.com/rockmonster/

[Tadao]

Oh and the chick in the movie is smoking hot.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0912420/

[WhiteRat]

Yamihama!
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/2560959.jpg

[WhiteRat]

I'm now watching this shitty movie with the volume turned all the way down.

[Fathom Zero]

Damn, she paralyzed me.

[Tadao]

Jo Polito hahah. I love that bald guy!

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2005_The_Honeymooners/2005_the_honeymooners_011.jpg

[WhiteRat]

hahaha t-rex's face just exploded!

[Tadao]

I live in Pomona! Smooth line.

[WhiteRat]

What's this here show Sci-fi has going on now?

[Tadao]

I have Rock Monster right now. I think the T rex one is next for me.

[WhiteRat]

The janitor danced a little jig of fear mere seconds before he was killed.

[WhiteRat]

Wait a minute...the movie that just ended for me, the t-rex one, wasn't rock monster?

[Tadao]

http://www.scifi.com/schedulebot/index.php3

[Tadao]

Aztec Rex lol

[WhiteRat]

I guess the movie i'm watching is called Sabretooth, which according to wikipedia, is know for it's shitty special effects:

"...which render the eponymous Sabretooths as little more than cartoon characters."

[Tadao]

Dont forget to adjust you time zone on the bottom right

[WhiteRat]

Haha, it is imperative that I properly adjust my time zone. I can never make such a foolish mistake again!

[WhiteRat]

Hilarious....there is a greasy redneck janitor named "silent bob" and you guess it, he doesn't talk!

[Tadao]

Heads will roll!

[Tadao]

Hilarious....there is a greasy redneck janitor named "silent bob" and you guess it, he doesn't talk!

Oh shit. I have a few hours to get nice and drunk for it.

[WhiteRat]

Someone is brutally murdered within the first 2 minutes of the show so be prepared for non-stop action.

[Tadao]

OMG OMG OMG This is gonna be scary!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f9/Sabretooth-dvd.jpg/200px-Sabretooth-dvd.jpg

Rarw!

[WhiteRat]

This movie is so good i've turned off winamp and cranked up the telly.

Oh shit the sabretooth carrying truck just crashed...

[Tadao]

OMG! Was it this scene?

http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/04/0walldeathblog.jpg

[WhiteRat]

Shit, the chick from the Weird Science tv show and the professor from Sliders are in this blockbuster.

[Fathom Zero]

Ooooooh, "intestinal parasites"

[WhiteRat]

hahhaha i wanna bang the nerdy chick so we can talk about intestinal parasites.

[Fathom Zero]

Only bitches look for firewood.

[WhiteRat]

hahaahah people are fucking now

[Fathom Zero]

Oh shit, someone just got it on for like five seconds.

[WhiteRat]

i bet the sabretooth leaps through the window and kills the hot blonde.

[Fathom Zero]

Get that coffee, man. Leave the girl for me.

[Fathom Zero]

She gonna die.

[WhiteRat]

why the fuck is she walking pantless outside?

[Fathom Zero]

Here kitty kitty kitty

[WhiteRat]

hahahhaa the cartoon sabretooth snatched that bitch

[Fathom Zero]

OH SHIT

[WhiteRat]

oh man this movie is hilarious...tadao it's too bad you have to watch Aztek Rex instead of this beauty

[Fathom Zero]

I like how they did a close-up on the Jaguar.

HELLS BELLS

[Tadao]

OMG Spoilers!

[Fathom Zero]

I bet the guy is an ex-lover or some shit.

A BIG CAT

[Tadao]

I'll just save this page and read it while I'm watching.

[WhiteRat]

aw shit, a buddy of mine just called reminding me to take him to the airport at 530am. There's goes my night.

[WhiteRat]

I'll just save this page and read it while I'm watching.

Sabretooth does not deserve spoiler tags. You'll understand once you watch this horrendously shitty movie.

[Tadao]

Ah yeah, friends = Airports and Movers.

[WhiteRat]

Thing is he asked me last week and I said i'd think about it, because sacrificing my saturday night to wake up at 5am is pretty shitty. At this point though i'm probably his only option.

[Fathom Zero]

JONES

[WhiteRat]

the blonde in the blue has quite the bust

[WhiteRat]

All right folks, i'm off to dreamland.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

What a nice change of pace the last couple of pages have been.

[Tadao]

OMG Aztec Rex takes place in the olden days? I'm not drunk enough for this.

[Sam]

SAM GOT A BLOW JOB ONCE

That is so true.

[Tadao]

Here ya go Pub!

http://e-apraksina.livejournal.com/2223938.html

[Chojin]

just the sort of thing i needed to see before i went to sleep!

[WhiteRat]

Here ya go Pub!

http://e-apraksina.livejournal.com/2223938.html

So did you stay up long enough to watch Sabretooth? I need to know if the hot blond survived long enough for an extreme chest closeup.

[Tadao]

Hehe I didn't. I fell asleep watching that stupid Aztec Rex movie.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Esuohlim]

That is so true.

HELL YEAH DUDE, HIGH FIVE

SAM IS THE MAN

[Fathom Zero]

LL Cool J - Rock The Bells

[Pub Lover]

Here ya go Pub!

http://e-apraksina.livejournal.com/2223938.html

HAWT! :x

[Pub Lover]

Bippo Ernesti (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=8752) is a name I'm not sure if I like or not. On the one hand I don't expect to see many of them, removing the need to add an idiotic number to the end, on the other it does rhyme with Hippo & the rotund swede has been known to make some pretty shit characters, including himself.

I am assuming it is not some character from some gighly popular movie/tv show that you all plotted to not tell me about.

[Pub Lover]

Hello, this is my backup account in case my original one somehow gets suspended.

My base account is known as "lmphk", it's with a lower case 'L'. On that account, I upload videos related to videogaming, mostly NES and other old console games.
This name originates from my user on OblivioWiki, Bippo Ernesti, which originates from my character from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion videogame, called Bippo Ernesti, which originates from Worms 4: Mayhem, in which I randomly decided to name a worm Bippo Ernesti. In a nutshell, Bippo Ernesti started as a name for a worm, but I found the name somewhat humorous and I started using it.
That is some creation process for a name! :eek

I'm glad I asked.

[Pub Lover]

He is from Finland.

[WhiteRat]

Let's get 'im boys!

[Tadao]

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I want to be
Pony trekking or camping
Or just watching TV
Finland, Finland, Finland
It's the country for me

You're so near to Russia
So far from Japan
Quite a long way from Cairo
Lots of miles from Vietnam

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I want to be
Eating breakfast or dinner
Or snack lunch in the hall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all

You're so sadly neglected
And often ignored
A poor second to Belgium
When going abroad

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I quite want to be
Your mountains so lofty
Your treetops so tall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I quite want to be
Your mountains so lofty
Your treetops so tall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all

Finland has it all

[Pub Lover]

manduwala (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=8753)is, according to google, either an Indian Village Personified or 30/m/Sheffield, UK

I'm hoping for the villiage.

[Pub Lover]

Interested in travel, literature and ideas. Heavy drinker and smoker. Irritable atheist. Really, really irritable. Volcano of irrational dislike. Buys clothes from charity shops/mugs beggars. Cannot juggle. Hates performance art. Enjoys tea. Really can't juggle, at all. Hates jugglers.
Wacky & Angry? This man is home. :eek

[Sam]

HELL YEAH DUDE, HIGH FIVE

SAM IS THE MAN

YOU KNOW IT BRO

YOU FUCKIN' KNOW IT

[Tadao]

Anyone use a wireless headset for computer gaming? I'm wondering what software I should use with it.

[Tadao]

I guess it would be MSN messenger, now I can call Pubs comp if he hooks it up too and talk him through a jerk off session :yum

Oh and I love this picture.

http://www.etoday.ru/uploads/2008/04/30/childhood_fears_joshuahoffine04.jpg

[Pub Lover]

You think we're so mysterious.
Don't take us all too serious.
Be original, and remember that,
what we do is what you just can't do!

[ElPila666]

Thanks for that tip, i will

[ElPila666]

PILA666 HAS JOINED THE PARTY ^_^

[Pub Lover]

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/7214/aquacartoonheroesmaxicdjf3.jpg

[briny bill]

i-mockery is worth $7000

[Pub Lover]

What

[Pub Lover]

Damn you, Internet. >:

Sure I expected some toon porn when I searched for Cartoon Heroes, but why did you feel the need to jump right to the incestuous furry toon porn?

[MetalMilitia]

In for a penny, in for a pound.

[Pub Lover]

THEY ARE NOT EVEN HEROES, WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME THIS? KNOCK IT OFF!

[Pub Lover]

raye_gincho (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=8754) may be 19, is probably a guy, but is definitely a furry. I have low expectations regarding his behaviour.

[Pub Lover]

This is usually where I make a quote of the new user's description/style of posting but everything I find about/from this guy is so far into gamernerdcore that I don't feel I'm understanding it well enough to mock it.

Oh yeah, he likes video games. It's why he's here.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Misdemonar]

pub should work for the csi

[Misdemonar]

then take out his rage on prisoners

[Asila]

Star Wars on tv just reminds me how much I hate commercials

[Asila]

LUKE, TELL OWEN THAT IF HE GETS A TRANSLATOR TO BE SURE IT SPEAKS BOCCE

[WhiteRat]

By saying "speaks" he means "plays" bocce ball, right?

[Asila]

I would have thought it 'Batji' but my closed captioning insisted otherwise

[Asila]

Haha, all the generals sitting around talking reminds me of Eddie Izzard now

"What is it Lieutenant Sebastian, I'm arranging matches?"

[Pub Lover]

By using the principles of improbability physics (after drinking an especially hot mug of Irish Coffee) Seth Pace passes through every point in the universe, thus being simultaneously everywhere and nowhere.

With apologies to Douglas Adams (RIP).

How can he rest peacefully when he's averaging 56 rpm?

Which gives me an idea for Seth being responsible for creating a renewable energy source that involves him deliberately misquoting dead & irritable authors. If only I was Seth, then I would know how to properly phrase it.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm making smoothies.

And guess what?

My town's getting an Orange Julius. :O

[Colonel Flagg]

Which gives me an idea for Seth being responsible for creating a renewable energy source that involves him deliberately misquoting dead & irritable authors.

You'd probably want to insert a conductive coil around each grave first, but then you'd be good to go.

[Pub Lover]

Duh. :rolleyes

[Tadao]

Does your town have a "hot dog on a stick"? I love watching those girls make lemonade and twirl cheese on a weeny.

[Tadao]

Fucking wow! Volcano lightning storm in dust cloud.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/05/photogalleries/volcano-photos/index.html

BIG picture

http://galacticcentral.org/imagebucket/volcano.jpg

[briny bill]

coretion i-mockery is worth $70474

[WhiteRat]

Briny Bill please dont' leave us. Stay here. We need you.

[Fathom Zero]

Briny Bill is reminiscent of someone I know.

[Tadao]

His posts increase our value.

[HickMan]

Oh ho-ho it's magic!

[bigtimecow]

ballsack

[Pub Lover]

i-mockery is worth $7000

coretion i-mockery is worth $70474

I'm more inclined to believe the former. :domo

[WhiteRat]

Briny Bill fails because he neglected to show his work.

[Asila]

I graduate tomorrow, huh

[Fathom Zero]

That's nice. I graduate a year from nine days away.

[Pub Lover]

It's this ass-annoying blonde chick...
Could she be ass-pleasuring blonde chick? Or is she an ass-annoying specialist? As I happen to like blonde chicks interfering with my ass.

She asks if you'd like a career in graphic design. And here's what gets me...she says, "Not an artist? It doesn't matter!"

...would someone who didn't consider themselves an artist, or at least creative, seriously want a career in graphic design?

I can imagine ways it would be useful to have people with graphic design ability but no creative instincts. Clients with exacting briefs, design teams with a head artist... and before I tax myself to think of a third I notice that the first two are both just people telling the graphic designer to make something without any input beyond their ability at graphic design. Which I'm sure artists love to do. So nevermind me.

[Pub Lover]

A violent criminal has escaped from prison in New Zealand.

He did it by climbing down the outside of a tower using a rope made from tied together sheets. (http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1315723,00.html?f=rss)

I doubt he'll reach the princess in time. :lol

[Pub Lover]

You know it'll be canon. The MK team can't resist conjuring up a cockamamie story for each and every spinoff and compilation they do.

:lol

[Pub Lover]

http://bp3.blogger.com/__7U7s4PbYeU/R1RnFgpPHjI/AAAAAAAAABs/VfuYtrCCJ0M/s1600-R/279564421_c36a559d2d.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.universalmusic.nl/covers_loki/20070814025213.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/3108/ryan2005ll0.jpg

[JediScum]

And guess what?

My town's getting an Orange Julius. :O

How does THIS happen? Every Orange Julius I can remember from my childhood has been closed down for well over a decade. I remember the "Juliuses" being a bit pricey but damn good.

Combine that with their logo and it's perfect to encourage young'uns to become interested, and eventually serve, OUR TERRIBLE AND MIGHTY DARK LORD!!!!!

[Fathom Zero]

It's a Dairy Queen slash Orange Julius.

[WhiteRat]

Last time I had an orange julius was in 1993 and I puked it up in the car on the way home from the mall.

[Fathom Zero]

Bad constitution.

[JediScum]

Last time I had an orange julius was in 1993 and I puked it up in the car on the way home from the mall.

Prolly because you weren't EVIL enough in 1993.

[Tadao]

JFK's Air Guitar sold on EBay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Air-guitar-owned-by-JFK_W0QQitemZ260236623475QQihZ016QQcategoryZ69854Q QssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Dixie]

Flatulence is good for you.

[Pub Lover]

Dr. Scholls had added Zomboid & Willie to the I-Mockery page on Encyclopaedia Dramatica (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I-Mockery).

[Asila]

who is ironically the only likable user on the entire board.

...I'll agree with that.

[Fathom Zero]

Lemmy Kilmister?

[Esuohlim]

Dr. Scholls had added Zomboid & Willie to the I-Mockery page on Encyclopaedia Dramatica (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I-Mockery).

Whoever it is that puts that shit up really does his homework

[WhiteRat]

Dr. Scholls had added Zomboid & Willie to the I-Mockery page on Encyclopaedia Dramatica (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I-Mockery).

The whole thing is hilarious.