I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Guitar Woman]

The page has been broken :eek

[Rongi]

i think i have strep or some shit

i have some beatles song stuck in my head, but i dont know which

[Esuohlim]

HEY JUDE
TAKE A SAD SONG
ETC.

[Guitar Woman]

i think i have strep or some shit

i have some beatles song stuck in my head, but i dont know which
How's it go?

[Rongi]

i think it's dont pass me by. i dont even like that song though

[Rongi]

it was dont pass me by. stupid song

[Guitar Woman]

All my least favorite songs get stuck in my head :(

[Pub Lover]

THERE WILL BE NO SHIT TALKING OF MY GF
When did that happen?

[Esuohlim]

REMEMBER TO LET HER INTO YOUR <3

[Pub Lover]

Yeah.

[Esuohlim]

I'm thirsty I think I'll have a GATORADE >:

[Pub Lover]

Good Plan.

[MetalMilitia]

its very late at night pub lover

[Pub Lover]

its very late at night pub lover
It's the middle of the afternoon in the FUTURE! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Prongi is dead.

Me, Sam, pub, and Ninja are making a new message board though :x
This is the first reference to me in this thread. It's on page 103 (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=9262&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=2550).

[Pub Lover]

Pub has that avatar, too
Yeah, it is my sister. :(
This was my first post in this thread. It's on page 107 (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=9262&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=2650).

[Pub Lover]

I then bitched that this thread sucks. :rolleyes

[ScruU2wice]

Matt harty is a jerk on AIM >:

[Pub Lover]

Matt harty is a jerk on AIM >:
I was under the impression that Matt Harty is a jerk in all things.

[Esuohlim]

Holy crap Pub Lover you have no life lol

[Pub Lover]

I was under the impression that Matt Harty is a jerk in all things.
Just like the rest of us. :(

[Esuohlim]

THE FIRST REFERENCE TO ME WAS ON PAGE 1 (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=9262&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0). IN FACT, IT WAS POST 12 >:

[Pub Lover]

Holy crap Pub Lover you have no life lol
Yeah.

[Esuohlim]

All of you could post once a minute for like 2 straight days and I'd still win. :hat

This is my first post, on page 2. Even almost two years ago it's still true :( :(

[Pub Lover]

THE FIRST REFERENCE TO ME WAS ON PAGE 1 (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=9262&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0). IN FACT, IT WAS POST 12 >:
Back then I thought it was stupid to have a high postcount. Then I thought it was ironic to postwhore. Then I really cared if my postcount was higher than someone else. :(

[Esuohlim]

http://members.shaw.ca/legion_roll_call/legionnaires/karate_kid/karate.gif

[Pub Lover]

No Page Break for me.

[Pub Lover]

It took you until page 107? That's like a quarter of this thread.
I was off being cool in the other forums.(as far as I remember) Plus I don't enjoy madlibs.

[Esuohlim]

Like caeks.com :eek

[Esuohlim]

Speaking of which, where the hell is liquidstatik and ArtificialBrandon >:

[Esuohlim]

oh shit i'm getting close to 8000 now :( :(

[Pub Lover]

All of you could post once a minute for like 2 straight days and I'd still win. :hat

This is my first post, on page 2. Even almost two years ago it's still true :( :(
Are you proud?

[Pub Lover]

Like caeks.com :eek
haha, remember that place? :lol

[Pub Lover]

Speaking of which, where the hell is liquidstatik and ArtificialBrandon >:
Statik got banned, I can't remember for what. I think Brandon still pops up occasionally.

[Pub Lover]

oh shit i'm getting close to 8000 now :( :(
If I was you, I'd be pushing hard for the 10K mark.

[Sam]

Speaking of which, where the hell is liquidstatik and ArtificialBrandon >:

THAT WAS MY SITE TOO >:

ME AND STATIK >:

OMG ANGRY FACE TO SHOW MY ANGER AT YOU MILHOUSE >:

FEEL MY ANGER >:

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[Esuohlim]

WHY DON'T YOU GO F U, SAM. YOU WROTE LIKE WHAT ONE THING ON THAT SITE COME ON.

[Esuohlim]

IF IT WAS MY SITE I'D LET YOU ORGANIZE THE GUESTBOOK MAYBE BUT THAT'S IT >:

[Bell E. Laffs]

shutup, assho

[Lil' Johnny]

Why don't you shut up, "assho"?

[Bell E. Laffs]

You stink, you must be skunk.

Get it?

Sucker

[Lil' Johnny]

No, I don't get it. Please expand upon the meaning of your joke, so that I might understand it, and not think you a severe retard.

[Bell E. Laffs]

You smell like gay farts, :lol2

[Lil' Johnny]

Gay farts? Are you implying that there is a difference between the flatulence of hetero and homosexuals?

[Bell E. Laffs]

No pun intended.

[Lil' Johnny]

So, you were not trying to make any... ah, fuck it, I can't keep this shit up forever.
Fuck you fag

[Bell E. Laffs]

oh behave!

[Bell E. Laffs]

http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/images/GOLDBLUM1.jpg

WORKIN AT THE CARWASH!

[Lil' Johnny]

You can see his pyoobs :x

[MetalMilitia]

wow lil' johnny is pretty hardcore on the internet

[MetalMilitia]

oops did i say hardcore i ment to say gay lol



edit: oh no i dont think im allowed to to page breaks. :eek

[Esuohlim]

Then you should take the responsibility of starting a new page, now what are going to do? :(

[Guitar Woman]

What we always do, duh :rolleyes

Cake is great

[Marc Summers]

HEY GUYS I FOUND OUT THAT THEY FILMED ALEX MACK AT MY MIDDLE SCHOOL AND POWER RANGERS IN MY CITY PLUS A SCENE FROM PLEASANTVILLE WAS AT MY HIGH SCHOOL ISN'T THAT COOL?

guys?

:tear

[Rongi]

i think professor cool and gadzooks are the same person sometimes. except professor cool was actually an awesome person, and gadzooks was just a fart muncher

[Guitar Woman]

Alex Mack I miss that show :tear

[Pub Lover]

i think professor cool and gadzooks are the same person sometimes. except professor cool was actually an awesome person, and gadzooks was just a fart muncher
Yeah, Mark Riddles can FUCK OFF! >:

[Esuohlim]

In the beginning I thought Professor Cool was a Jixby character because he made a thread to introduce him.

[Lil' Johnny]

Pub Lover if you stare at your avatar long enough it looks like she has one big boob :x

[Sam]

WHY DON'T YOU GO F U, SAM. YOU WROTE LIKE WHAT ONE THING ON THAT SITE COME ON.

OMG I ONLY FREAKING MADE THAT WEBSITE AND HIRED ARTIFICIALBRANDONTO WRITE HIS ARTICLE AND THE MOST ANYONE DID ON IT WAS LIKE ONE THING BECAUSE OF SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW WHAT BUT IT SUCKED BECAUSE IT DIDN'T LAST VERY LONG ;_:BUT FU MILHOUSE i had big hopes and dreams for that website and now they are crushed :tear

[Sam]

Pub Lover if you stare at your avatar long enough it looks like she has one big boob :x

OMG REALLY I DON'T THINK ANYONE HAS EVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE AND THIS ISN'T SARCASM :rolleyes

[Lil' Johnny]

YEAH I KNOW I'M AN OBSERVANT PERSON :x

[HickMan]

LIL JOHNNY WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Pub Lover]

YEAH I KNOW I'M AN OBSERVANT PERSON :x
What the hell happened to you shutting the hell up & getting the hell out of my helling thread? >:

[Pub Lover]

LIL JOHNNY WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
Great minds. :conspiracy

[Esuohlim]

Great minds. :conspiracy

:rolleyes

[Sam]

Great minds. :conspiracy

:rolleyes

[Rongi]

WOAH WOAH WOAH JAMIE'S CRYIN'

[Lil' Johnny]

Oh you guys :rolleyes

[Sam]

Great minds. :conspiracy

:rolleyes

Great minds. :conspiracy

:rolleyes

Great minds. :conspiracy

[Pub Lover]

Great minds. :conspiracy
:rolleyes ... >:

[Rongi]

I AM THE RULER OF THIS NEVERWORLD

[Lil' Johnny]

:loo

[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

http://birdhouse.org/blog/images/mulch_splash.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Sometimes I think I want to be a father, but other times I'm sober.


Post #3737

[Rongi]

being a father is a lot like being shot in the kneecap

[Pub Lover]

Is that the voice of experience?

[Esuohlim]

It's like a shot in the d*ck

[Pub Lover]

Duck?

[Esuohlim]

http://www.speedway.k12.in.us/we/field%20day/images/MVC-008S.JPG

[HickMan]

http://www.almandersalley.com/deluxe%20duck%20-%20gi.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I just sneezed for no reason. :confused

[Esuohlim]

CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE AIDS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LO LOL LOL LOL LOL OLL

[Matt Harty]

hay guys

[Pub Lover]

CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE AIDS
I don't, but it wouldn't be the first time I've thought so. :(

[Pub Lover]

hay guys
http://level-zero.org/articles/8/013.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Dustin Diamond needs a new show. :(

[Pub Lover]

That picture of Michelle Trachtenberg distracted me so much I stopped posting Jessica Alba images.

[Pub Lover]

:puke

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[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v725/sweet-innocence/aloneintherain1.jpg

[Esuohlim]

THERE'S the Pub Lover that we all know and love :(

[Esuohlim]

Well, just know, at least :(

[Esuohlim]

http://www.22e.net/Merchant2/graphics/00000004/trachtenburg12224.jpg

There :(

[Esuohlim]

I'm gonna go play Super Metroid I just got the Grapple Beam :(

[Emu]

Wait til you get Space Jump, it makes the grapple beam utterly worthless :eek

[Esuohlim]

I just wasted three energy tanks getting over to the stupid X-RAY BEAM that's worthless and sucks >:

[Guitar Woman]

Hey Esuohlim are you at the part with the ruined ship yet or is that later? I haven't played SM in a long time :(

[Esuohlim]

I think that's where I'm on my way now. I won't play it until later tonight I'll let you know. :eek

Oh yeah I'll flip your avatar tongiht too remind me (I WON'T DO IT UNLESS YOU REMIND ME IN THIS THREAD TONIGHT)

[HickMan]

IF IT'S SPAM, I WON'T BE LATE

[HickMan]

Spam as in the food. Internet fags

[Skulhedface]

Hey guys

[Guitar Woman]

I think that's where I'm on my way now. I won't play it until later tonight I'll let you know. :eek

Oh yeah I'll flip your avatar tongiht too remind me (I WON'T DO IT UNLESS YOU REMIND ME IN THIS THREAD TONIGHT)
I'll be busy with work tonight so I'll have to remind you now

[Guitar Woman]

Don't forget to flip my avatar

[Guitar Woman]

Cuz then I wouldn't have a cool avatar

[Guitar Woman]

and that wouldn't be cool :(

[Pub Lover]

THERE'S the Pub Lover that we all know and love :(
;)

[Esuohlim]

http://www.22e.net/Merchant2/graphics/00000004/trachtenburg12224.jpg

There :(

[Esuohlim]

OK HOT SHOTS WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU DON'T KNOW JACK GAMES FOR FREE (NO TORRENTS)

[Pub Lover]

If you want us to not hate you, then don't make gay retarded cunt-face threads like this one. >:
I've resisted commenting on every one of Emily's posts for the last two days because I don't want to get a reputation (& I'm kinda worried about how I fixate on people), but when she said that it made me laugh out loud. :(

[Esuohlim]

I like girls who say "cunt" :(

[Pub Lover]

I like girls who say "cunt" :(
I really like women that say "Cunt", I still daydream about one I knew in high school. :fixation

[Marc Summers]

HAY GUYZ :3

[Pub Lover]

Shut Up! >:

[Pub Lover]

Sorry Marc Summers, but that's Matt Harty's joke. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.emaf.de/eu-shorts/img/alone.jpg

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[Matt Harty]

banned

[Pub Lover]

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banned
You just had to interupt, didn't you Matt. :lol

[Pub Lover]

http://artyzm.com/world/f/fuseli/images/nightmare.jpg

[Pub Lover]

:/

[Pub Lover]

You cannot make another post so soon after your last; please try again in a short while.

[Pub Lover]

I could of gone for hours. :(

[Pub Lover]

& that would of been lame as I have work todo that takes more than 53 seconds of concentration at a time. :x

[Pub Lover]

Plus I want to go get something to eat. :(

[Matt Harty]

thats how i roll

[Pub Lover]

thats how i roll
Yeah, like a jerk. :lol

[Pub Lover]

Plus I want to go get something to eat. :(
It's raining, so I don't think I'll do that for a while.

[Pub Lover]

HAY GUYZ :3
Hey Marc, what's up? :)

[Pub Lover]

Those two Final Fantasy threads in Gaming make me want to give them a go, but I can't stand RPG's without a frame skip. :lazy

[Pub Lover]

I'm still 250+ posts behind Schimid. :rolleyes

[Lil' Johnny]

Those two Final Fantasy threads in Gaming make me want to give them a go, but I can't stand RPG's without a frame skip. :lazy
:lol

Fixed.

[Pub Lover]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
HEY! UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET BANNED I SUGGEST YOU ONLY USE ONE EMOTICON PER SENTENCE/POST! >:

[Lil' Johnny]

May I inquire the reason why I am allowed only one emoticon per sentance/post?

[Pub Lover]

May I inquire the reason why I am allowed only one emoticon per sentance/post?
I suggest you read the previous page as it describes indepth the prefered use of emoticon distribution. :)

[Esuohlim]

May I inquire the reason why I am allowed only one emoticon per sentance/post?

SHUT UP >: >:

[Esuohlim]

Hey Guitar Woman I don't have time tonight either, sorry, maybe tomorrow.

Consequently, I don't have time to play Super Metroit either >:

[Pub Lover]

Hey Guitar Woman I don't have time tonight either, sorry, maybe tomorrow.

Consequently, I don't have time to play Super Metroit either >:
Why are you so busy?

Post #3800

[Esuohlim]

IF I TOLD YOU IT WOULD REVEAL SECRETS I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KEEP FROM YOU PEOPLE :eek

[Pub Lover]

IF I TOLD YOU IT WOULD REVEAL SECRETS I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KEEP FROM YOU PEOPLE :eek
Yeah. :)

[Pub Lover]

IF I TOLD YOU IT WOULD REVEAL SECRETS I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KEEP FROM YOU PEOPLE :eek
Because it's hard not to reveal secrets on an internet message board.

[Esuohlim]

No the secret is that I really am dating Jessica Alba and we're going to have sex again tonight :eeek

SO FLIPPY AVATARS CAN WAIT >:

[Pub Lover]

IF I TOLD YOU IT WOULD REVEAL SECRETS I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KEEP FROM YOU PEOPLE :eek
I like how I think someone likes me enough to handle me telling them one of the secrets but they then start hating me.

[Pub Lover]

No the secret is that I really am dating Jessica Alba and we're going to have sex again tonight :eek
:eek

[Pub Lover]

http://www.rootsweb.com/~usgenweb/ca/yuba/cemeteryphotos/Smartville-Catholic/doubt-elizabeth-1820-1895.JPG

[Pub Lover]

No the secret is that I really am dating Jessica Alba and we're going to have sex again tonight :eek
That does take precedence over EVERYTHING.

[Pub Lover]

SO FLIPPY AVATARS CAN WAIT >:
Especially for someone you don't even like. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Actually I have to redownload the software for making GIFs since I got a new computer and I can't find anywhere :(

[Esuohlim]

The GIF creating software, not the computer >:

[Esuohlim]

The computer is right here so stfu >:

[Pub Lover]

Does AIM work on it? :(

[Esuohlim]

I SURE HOPE NOT :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

If you had aim it doesn't mean we don't have to post in this thread. :(

[Pub Lover]

If you had aim you could call Mark Riddles a jackass for blocking me for no reason. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

If you had aim you could call Mark Riddles a jackass for blocking me for no reason. :rolleyes
I think I might be bitter about that.

[Guitar Woman]

Pub Lover I think I love you :love

[MetalMilitia]

guys i have a joke

How do you get a baby into a jar?

a blender

How do you get a baby out of a jar?

Doritos!

haha

And i have another one also

Whats blue, 8inches long and makes women scream in the night?

Cot death!

[Sam]

I've resisted commenting on every one of Emily's posts for the last two days because I don't want to get a reputation (& I'm kinda worried about how I fixate on people), but when she said that it made me laugh out loud. :(

Who the fuck is Emily? :(

[Esuohlim]

guys i have a joke

How do you get a baby into a jar?

a blender

How do you get a baby out of a jar?

Doritos!

haha

And i have another one also

Whats blue, 8inches long and makes women scream in the night?

Cot death!

YOU ARE REPRESENTING I-MOCKERY.COM AND I FIND THESE VERY EXPENSIVE LOL I MEAN OFFENSIVE :mrdink

[MetalMilitia]

ok i got another one and this ones a real zinger

whats the difference between micheal jackson and acne?

Ance doesn't come on your face untill your around 15!

ADDED: haha

[Marc Summers]

oh well this will make you DIE OF LAUGHTER :o

How does a blind skydiver know when he's close to the ground?

The leash goes slack

[MetalMilitia]

I for one find that very offensive.

ban?

[Guitar Woman]

I've resisted commenting on every one of Emily's posts for the last two days because I don't want to get a reputation (& I'm kinda worried about how I fixate on people), but when she said that it made me laugh out loud. :(

Who the fuck is Emily? :(
It's me :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

I mean god read the thread for chrissakes :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

michael jackson jokes come on give the guy a break already he was found not guilty on all 143 counts of child rape come on

[Marc Summers]

I for one find that very offensive.

ban?
Is that sarcasm or is it that you actaully get more offended about a joke about a dead dog than a series of jokes about dead babies and the consumption of :confused

[Pub Lover]

Who the fuck is Emily? :(
Guitar Woman.

[Pub Lover]

Who the fuck is Emily? :(
Guitar Woman.
Which you'd know if you read the thread. :rolleyes :stupidthread

[Pub Lover]

I mean god read the thread for chrissakes :rolleyes
I respond before reading the thread. :lol

[Pub Lover]

http://www.tofurecords.com/graphics/artists/polysics/polysics_main.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I for one find that very offensive.
Hey MM, do you like the Wurzels?

[Pub Lover]

a series of jokes about dead babies and the consumption of
Hey Marc, Esuohlim stated a couple of dozen pages back that we need a page full of dead baby jokes. If you go find the quote you can be the thread moderator for a few days as I get over some emotional problems. :)

[Pub Lover]

Pub Lover I think I love you :love
Why did you have to go & say that? :tear

[Pub Lover]

For serious emotional problems. >:

[The Retro Kat]

It's kinda weird being in college and not being able to masturbate freely anymore.

[Pub Lover]

It contains evils beyond comprehension and nerds who are horny for badly rendered 3D chicks :(
:lol @ The Whole Internet

[Pub Lover]

It's kinda weird being in college and not being able to masturbate freely anymore.
I thought gay people could wank in public? :confused

[The Retro Kat]

No, but we can say shit like faggot in public and not get in trouble. And we can also make people feel really awkward when we make out with other gay people in public and they stare and sometimes yell out faggot then we yell back that hey, thats our word, bitch.

[Pub Lover]

You're like a superhero! :)

[The Retro Kat]

I changed my avatar to my sexy model picture, cuz im hott!!11!

[Pub Lover]

I changed my avatar to my sexy model picture, cuz im hott!!11!
You sure are. ;)

[Esuohlim]

COLLEGE :ROLLEEKS

[Pub Lover]

When are you old enough to go to college, Chief?

[Sam]

Who the fuck is Emily? :(
Guitar Woman.
Which you'd know if you read the thread. :rolleyes :stupidthread

Which thread? This is like the only thread I ever read and I haven't been doing a very good job of that lately. >:

[Pub Lover]

This thread, a few dozen pages back I accelerated my obsession with Gooey (Gui, you know like the start of Guitar) by asking her real name, & then I remembered I already knew it. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

When are you old enough to go to college, Chief?

HEY GUYS WANT ME TO TELL YOU HOW OLD I AM?

[Sam]

This thread, a few dozen pages back I accelerated my obsession with Gooey (Gui, you know like the start of Guitar) by asking her real name, & then I remembered I already knew it. :rolleyes

When I say 'guitar' I pronounce the 'gui' like 'geh' so it sounds like 'gehtar' and not 'gooeytar' because that is for roofs. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

HEY GUYS WANT ME TO TELL YOU HOW OLD I AM?
Whatever, Mysterio. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

AND MY NAME.

I COULD BE A GIRL WHO KNOWS.

[Pub Lover]

When I say 'guitar' I pronounce the 'gui' like 'geh' so it sounds like 'gehtar' and not 'gooeytar' because that is for roofs. :rolleyes
Yeah me too, but the guys on the Programming course I took back in high school called the Graphical User Interface (GUI), the Gooey. :/

[Pub Lover]

Plus I think it's cute to call a girl that. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

AND MY NAME.

I COULD BE A GIRL WHO KNOWS.
It's not important, Guy. Forget it . :(

[Sam]

When I say 'guitar' I pronounce the 'gui' like 'geh' so it sounds like 'gehtar' and not 'gooeytar' because that is for roofs. :rolleyes
Yeah me too, but the guys on the Programming course I took back in high school called the Graphical User Interface (GUI), the Gooey. :/

Now it all makes sense for a second there I thought people from New Zealand were all stupid retards who didn't know how to speak correctly. :rolleyes


PS: I LOVE YOU PUB. :(

[Pub Lover]

Now it all makes sense for a second there I thought people from New Zealand were all stupid retards who didn't know how to speak correctly. :rolleyes
They are. >:

I have a mental list of words they get wrong, & each time I hear one I get pissed off. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.northdevontheatres.org.uk/press/images/fullsize/NDTPressPhoto16.jpg

[HickMan]

http://www.wholesaleramp.com/WholesaleRAMP/images/WhiteStrips_3700036367_56.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I LOVE YOU PUB. :(
I LOVE YOU, SAM! :)

[Pub Lover]

http://www.wholesaleramp.com/WholesaleRAMP/images/WhiteStrips_3700036367_56.jpg
In Somerset it's cool to have yellow teeth. :rolleyes

[Sam]

I LOVE HICKMAN TOO. :(

[Pub Lover]

I LOVE YOU PUB. :(
I LOVE YOU, SAM! :)

I haven't got a problem with Platonic man love. :)




It's wimmin that give me trouble. :x

[Esuohlim]

IS ANYONE GOING TO LOVE ME OR AM I GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH JESSICA ALBA AGAIN? >:

[Pub Lover]

IS ANYONE GOING TO LOVE ME OR AM I GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH JESSICA ALBA AGAIN? >:
That should be an and/or statement as you should be planning to have the secks with her no matter what happens. :(

[Esuohlim]

She's great guys. The way she yawns while we do it is cute :(

[Pub Lover]

She's great guys. The way she yawns while we do it is cute :(
I'm so very jealous. :(

:green-eyed

[ArrowX]

I love that your avitar seems to pivot on one unmoving breast....its almost hypnotic.

[Pub Lover]

I love that your avitar seems to pivot on one unmoving breast....its almost hypnotic.
You have not the status to comment on my avatar. Especially not in this thread. Newb! >:

[Marc Summers]

OH MY GOODNESS :o

[Pub Lover]

OH MY GOODNESS :o
What is the matter with you now? >:

[Marc Summers]

My brother was just sent to the hospital because he was attacked by a poodle.

They say laughter is the best medicine, so I made sure he heard plenty of it. Does that make me a bad person?

[Pub Lover]

What? >:

[Marc Summers]

It split his lip open and then he passed out :/

Ya that's my family...
GOD WHEN DO I MOVE BACK TO SCHOOL

[Marc Summers]

oh and btw he's 17

[Pub Lover]

Great Story. >:

[Pub Lover]

Double posting can get you banned. :rolleyes

[Marc Summers]

I know this is a personal question but are you frustrated with a certain someone ;)

[Pub Lover]

I know this is a personal question but are you frustrated with a certain someone ;)
Yeah, She's dating Esuohlim & I don't know how to get her back. :(

[The Retro Kat]

Want me to talk to her for you? Gay guys are good at that.

[Pub Lover]

Want me to talk to her for you? Gay guys are good at that.
That would be a good plan if it wasn't for the single huge flaw. :(

[Pub Lover]

Jessica Alba. :(