I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[bigtimecow]

sherlock homeless/womti/whoever the fuck you are get the fuck out of here you unfunny faggot

[Zhukov]

Jesus. I've thought you were an unfunny fuckwit for the longest time, and I'm glad the Leader shares that opinion.

All is right with the world.

[executioneer]

womti you arleady HAVE a thread to ruin this one is mine pub lovers >:

[Grislygus]

God, i didn't think it was possible for someone to pollute the chat thread any worse than it already was

doin its job as the forum septic tank, tho

[Grislygus]

i dont know who much i hate worse, queen latifah or carrie underwood

[Fathom Zero]

Carrie Underwood. White bitches got no excuses for suckin' so bad.

[Grislygus]

THAT was the controversial Tim Tebow anti-abortion commercial? The one with the huge firestorm surrounding it?

Fucking drama queens

[executioneer]

GUYS SOME OF US ARENT WATCHING THE SUPPER BOWL

[executioneer]

OKAY ITS PROBABLY JUST ME N/M :lol

[Guitar Woman]

I'm not watching that shit, I'd rather see half-naked men groping and BAH GAWD STONE COLD STUNNAH-ing each other

[Grislygus]

DAMN good game, nice catches and footwork, but i really thought that it would be a high-scoring game :/

and I'm actually watching the halftime show this year, the world must be ending

[The Leader]

I didn't even know the super bowl was today. :(

[Colonel Flagg]

well my horrible infection is looking better but my antibiotics make my skin feel like it's on fire and i'm horribly swollen. i can barely open my eyes. i haven't been able to eat in days (i'm attempting chicken noodle soup right now), nothing has any flavor and after a bite or 2 i just don't feel like trying to finish anything. also the antibiotics i'm on causes horrible body aches so i'm extremely tender and sore, not to mention my lymph nodes all over are painfully swollen. i'm just not doing too well
:(

Dix, are you taking Florastor, or eating Activia or something? Seriously strong AB can destroy intenstinal flora, and this might result in some of your symptoms.

Just a thought.

Feel better, K?

[Colonel Flagg]

sherlock homeless/womti/whoever the fuck you are get the fuck out of here you unfunny faggot

Jesus. I've thought you were an unfunny fuckwit for the longest time, and I'm glad the Leader shares that opinion.

All is right with the world.

Make that 4 votes for GTFO, womti.

[Grislygus]

AT THIS POINT, 5:42 4th quarter, I PREDICT A VICTORY FOR THE COLTS

[executioneer]

i predict a victory for the clots *has heart attack*

[Grislygus]

3:12

HOLY FUCK




so completely wrong

[MarioRPG]

3:12

HOLY FUCK




so completely wrong

Bahaha that was amazing.

[captain516]

:lol I lost five bucks. At least the halftime show was entertaining.

[Evil Robot]

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[Zhukov]

So there's been this Canadian guy stalking me for the past few weeks, calling me up every day, leaving me six text messages a day etc. Just want's to be my friend after his wife broke up with him.

Anyway, I did the polite thing and went to his house to watch the superbowl. I'd never seen a game of American football, but I was not entirely bored out of my mind. I asked what team we were going for, and him and his buddies told me, and then I asked "yeah, but what colour are they?" and everyone laughed like I had told a really funny joke. I didn't learn what team we were going for until a few minuets in. The blue ones.

[Dixie]

yeah i started taking activia yogurt and dannon's probiotic smoothies yesterday and i think it's helping alot.

[Fathom Zero]

Activia is no different from regular yogurt. They've been sued a bajillion times over it and now there's a class-action thing going around about it. I assume it's because it's a bit more expensive than regular yogurt.

[Colonel Flagg]

Probably right, FZ. The only thing you need with the yogurt is the "live active cultures" - as long as this is on the label you're good.

[Womti]

Make that 4 votes for GTFO, womti.


well, you do have my vote for get the fuck out, Mr. Flagg. and stop talking like you're form vampirefreaks only they use retarded abbreviations like that.

[Fathom Zero]

You'd be amazed at what you learn through legal briefs when you work at a copy center.

[bigtimecow]

womti STFU go back to the chons and be random

[Babs]

Good news, Tupac is coming out with another album after his death. Along with the good news, they found a terabyte sized hard drive in Tupac's basement with about 200 more albums to be released soon.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I don't even think they had Terabytes when he died.

[Fathom Zero]

WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT THAT ASSHOLE

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

yeah i started taking activia yogurt and dannon's probiotic smoothies yesterday and i think it's helping alot.


How did the tour go?

[Fathom Zero]

UxsIGtju1So

[Colonel Flagg]

womti STFU go back to the chons and be random

:lol

[Babs]

So I saw this today a temporary job agency...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/kisssss.jpg

[Pub Lover]

womti you arleady HAVE a thread to ruin this one is mine pub lovers >:

I do my best. XD <3

[Pub Lover]

God, i didn't think it was possible for someone to pollute the chat thread any worse than it already was

doin its job as the forum septic tank, tho

I've seen & done worse. :eek

[Pub Lover]

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Aww, mister fart and apportioner? You're so lucky. I guess I'll just be happy with Tadao & Wiffles. :(

Wait... Wiffles? AWESOME! :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

well, you do have my vote for get the fuck out, Mr. Flagg. and stop talking lie you're form vampirefreaks only they use retarded abbreviations like that.
OMFG! The colonel is on VF? PGLN! (please give link now!) :eek

[Pub Lover]

WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT THAT ASSHOLE

I am wearing a shirt with his face on it right now. :x

It is like Halloween costume I think?

All polythene and saying TUPAC-MAN on the back.

[elx]

when you get a large scrape on your knee and your mom tells you not to wear a bandage because a scab needs to form you shouldn't listen to her. then when you listen to her anyway you shouldn't wear skinny jeans. you wear skinny jeans for the 12 or so hours of your day and then you go to take them off but you can't, because the scab has grown just as she said it would except it's grown right through the tight denim and your skin has begun to form on and into your jeans. if and when you do finally manage to very painfully get yourself out of said pants, you will have lost a chunk of your knee in the process. and this is why you should not wear pants ever.

[Fathom Zero]

Your mom is a dumb.

[elx]

that's not very nice :(

[Fathom Zero]

I'm pragmatic.

[elx]

where's your doctorate of thinkology??

[Fathom Zero]

I'm a doctor of love.

[elx]

how is your love life progressing fathom zero?

[Sam]

i'm dr. pepper

[Grislygus]

I'm Mister Goodbar

[Fathom Zero]

how is your love life progressing fathom zero?

I have none.

[Sam]

Grislygus and I taste awesome together. :(

[Fathom Zero]

music tastes better with you

[Terra]

music tastes better with you

I hate page breaks. I read your line, got all worked up and had to go back a page and it's womti as the last post. :(


Life's a bitch.

[Fathom Zero]

I don't do no brakin'.

http://adam.pra.to/public/pics/breakin2.jpg

[Terra]

Well you just did, babycakes. :)

[LordSappington]

http://www.rwordcounter.org/
Is it wrong that I'm having so much fun with this?

[Tadao]

I hate page breaks. I read your line, got all worked up and had to go back a page and it's womti as the last post. :(


Life's a bitch.

Hahahaha Sam = Wompti. WAY TO GO CHAMP

[Guitar Woman]

WHEEZE HACK COUGH CHOKE

[Bubsy]

cover your motuh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Colonel Flagg]

when you get a large scrape on your knee and your mom tells you not to wear a bandage because a scab needs to form you shouldn't listen to her.

Unfortunate. :ouch

Next time ask Mom how many people she sees out and about with open weeping sores instead of band-aids covering their cuts and scrapes.

On another subject, I hate snow. And we're going to get buried again, second time in a week.

:domo

[Fathom Zero]

Walking away from, walking away from things that move too fast.

[Zhukov]

Sort of pointless really. If they're that fast moving then you walking away from them is going to be like a drop in the ocean. Just stand still until they have moved away themselves at a much faster rate than you could achieve.

[Fathom Zero]

That's assuming that they're moving towards you.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

On another subject, I hate snow. And we're going to get buried again, second time in a week.

:domo


We barely got any snow so far. I noticed the entire rest of the east coast is getting snow-plowed though.

[Colonel Flagg]

Hey DC! Buffalo is calling. They want their snow back. :'(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Snowstorms are all politics now.

[Pentegarn]

Nah, the snow simply thought D.C. would want to be buried in something besides bullshit for a change.

[MarioRPG]

Why is it snowing crazy hard now.

[Dimnos]

http://l.yimg.com/a/i/ww/news/2010/02/09/billboard.jpg

:lol

[kahljorn]

:lol that's pretty awesome.

Personally i think that president bush should go down as the greatest(CANT REMEMBER HOW TO DO STRIKEOUT) HILARIOUseSt american president because of his dances and hilarious faces.

[Dimnos]

[ strike ] [ /strike ]

I do miss Bush. If for no other reason than the laughs.

[Babs]

He was like that uncle who touched you in a very special way. A couple of years pass, and you're left changed and confused.

[kahljorn]

just think in ten to fifteen years cataloging and categorizing the different dances president bush did could become a serious historical pursuit.

[Tadao]

If only the shoe hit him in the head. I gotta give him credit for that dodge and that pains me.

[executioneer]

i'd have given him credit if he'd thrown one back, dodging isn't impressive to me

[Terra]

i'd have given him credit if he'd thrown one back, dodging isn't impressive to me

He can't do that or else he'll look like a major world power shoving it to the man :irony

[Sam]

Terra how dare you call me Womti >:

[Colonel Flagg]

i'd have given him credit if he'd thrown one back, dodging isn't impressive to me

I would have given him props if he'd caught both shoes, took one of his own off, and started to juggle.

[executioneer]

yeah that def. would have been a good response

[captain516]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2690/4344908301_c21e19cc20.jpg
I would've liked to see him throw the shoe back too, would've showed them A-rabs you don't mess with the USA.

[Colonel Flagg]

So, just spent 2 hours shoveling 6" of "the taster" before the blizzard hits sometime this morning. Latest from the weather channel is that Philly is expecting 22" or some such ridiculous amount. 50+ inches in less than a week. Where the hell are we supposed to put it? The drifts outside my house are already about 5' high. >:

At least I got it done before the kids woke up. :\

[Colonel Flagg]

JEEZ WE'RE NOT USED TO THIS CRAP!!!!!!!

I know, let's hire a trucking company and ship all this out to Vancouver so they'll have snow for the Olympics. :\

[Fathom Zero]

I thought they were over already. :(

[The Leader]

Way to support the USA. >:

[Fathom Zero]

Snow sports don't count.

[Dildo Faggins]

this is a test

[Dildo Faggins]

this is a test
great success my account works

sorry guys i will never post off topic again

[Dimnos]

>:

[Pentegarn]

sorry guys i will never post off topic again

Wait... it's actually possible to post off topic in this thread? How?

And I sense a great dark cloud in your future....

[Esuohlim]

great success my account works

sorry guys i will never post off topic again

Your rude username is against the rules. There are children here.

[executioneer]

i give a shit about posting off topic, you don't "troll" on this message board you btard

[Dildo Faggins]

lol

[elx]

i really really really really really hate you.

[The Leader]

I have no opinion yet.

[Dimnos]

$10 says hes a jackass.

[elx]

yeah he really is, i apologize in advance :(

[The Leader]

Do you know him?

[Tadao]

he is her discarded scab

[Grislygus]

GUYYYYYYYS MA FEEEEEEEEEEEND

HE LIKE SIGNED UUUUUUUUUUUUP :-grog-

[Grislygus]

CAUSE WE'RE TWO WILD AND CA-RAZY GUYS

[Grislygus]

I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE, SO SOLLY, HEEZ JUST ZUH QWAZIEST OF PEEBLES

[Grislygus]

Oh I jutht hate you tho much, other perthon that I thuppothedly know in real life

[elx]

actually i thought he was one of you guys :(

[bigtimecow]

ELX FIX YOUR SIG I WANNA SEE IT

[Colonel Flagg]

Yeah, me too. :(

[elx]

this is my sig

[elx]

actually, i don't think it's a regular. he used "edit:" in one of his posts which isn't something too common here, but is normal practice most other places. also he was spacing out into various less popular/amusing areas of the forum like a newb.

[dextire]

I realized today that when someone doesn't hear a clear answer to a yes or no question, they will usually ask for clarification by saying "Yea or Nay?", which is even more similar.

Shouldn't it be something clearly different like "Spackle or Aardvark"?

[HickMan]

hay guys it's hickman i just bought a new laptop so now i'll be able to talk to all of you alot more i know everyones real happy about that jeez i haven't been here in a while whats up

[Evil Robot]

shut up fag.

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/phil.jpg

pools closed?


WE GOT A LIVE ONE

[Grislygus]

If I'd gone with a picture of the Molly Hatchet he probably would have thought they were hippies

[Dildo Faggins]

so anyone else here take it up the butt on the downlow wanna hook up grislygus

[Grislygus]

As much as I respect your openness, I'll pass :lol

[Colonel Flagg]

GODDAMMIT! >:

[Dildo Faggins]

oh god gus!


i just saw your avatar animate

[HickMan]

shut up fag.

haha <3 u too i missed you guys

[Sam]

HEY HICKMAN HOW ARE YOU DOING I MISSED YOU :(

[Sam]

FAG

[Evil Robot]

You didn't miss him you liar

[Esuohlim]

hay guys it's hickman i just bought a new laptop so now i'll be able to talk to all of you alot more i know everyones real happy about that jeez i haven't been here in a while whats up

uh I'm gonna need some proof. Answer these questions

1. Do you have a faggot brother named Immortal Goat

2. Is he a faggot

[Evil Robot]

remember when I called you dickman? that was funny

[bigtimecow]

what happened to the hickman username

what did i miss what did i miss

[Evil Robot]

Jeff Foxworthy sent him a cease and desist letter

[Colonel Flagg]

Who banned Dildo? I want to thank him from the bottom of my heart. :love

[Colonel Flagg]

MY BACK HURTS GODAMMIT!

[Colonel Flagg]

:pagebrak

[Esuohlim]

Guys I just unearthed a secrat ArrowX picture from the bowels of the internet

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/9976/arrowx.jpg

Kid's a stud

[kahljorn]

:lol

[Zhukov]

He looks about 15 :\

[kahljorn]

he prolly was

[Pub Lover]

Who even remembers ArrowX? He was like KellyChaos or something? :sleep

[Dimnos]

Who banned Dildo? I want to thank him from the bottom of my heart. :love

Yeah. Whoever you are you are my hero. :domo

[Guitar Woman]

I still war party with ArrowX on another website

I also forgot how small his lips were, holy fuck

He might look somewhere in the same area code as normal if he lost the glasses

[Zhukov]

I felt really sorry for Kelly Chaos. More than anyone else.

[elx]

who is that/what happened?

[bigtimecow]

i totally forgot about kelly chaos. i can't remember his posts, but i do remember his hobbes avatar

[Babs]

Kelly Chaos is a guy?

[Esuohlim]

What I remember most about kellychaos is that he didn't know that he was gay.

And he wasn't asked and didn't tell, so he was in the army for a while.

Also he had a Spongebob avatar before the Hobbes one.

[kahljorn]

i just remember everyone hated sorta hated them mostly

[kahljorn]

JOHNATHAN CLMENT WANTS YOU ALL TO KNOW THE FOLLOWING

Axem Cupola2:03 pm
(2:03:57 PM): And I only need to lose less than 20 pounds! (2:04:03 PM): And I won't be obese! (2:04:10 PM): Say goodbye to "Sagtits"
Kahljorn 2:04 pm
(2:04:12 PM): !
Axem Cupola 2:04 pm
(2:04:23 PM): As well as your scapegoat of personal insecurity!
Kahljorn 2:04 pm
(2:04:38 PM): I don't think i ever called you sag tits or really ever noticed your tits at all

[Fathom Zero]

Shit, I wanna be all like message board famous.

[Grislygus]

KALJORN HOW COULD YOU TELL HIM THAT YOU NEVER NOTICED HIS BREASTS, YOU'RE SO INSENSITIVE THAT IT MAKES ME CRY

I'll read it.

I wouldn't even read it if Pratchett wrote it.

In related news, Tadao's off his meds and the people from the Home called my house again and I don't know if we can keep him :(

[kahljorn]

KALJORN HOW COULD YOU TELL HIM THAT YOU NEVER NOTICED HIS BREASTS, YOU'RE SO INSENSITIVE THAT IT MAKES ME CRY

That's what he gets for BRAGGING

[Tadao]

In related news, Tadao's off his meds and the people from the Home called my house again and I don't know if we can keep him :(

NO YOU

[Esuohlim]

I know just the guy who can help you out Tadao

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/9976/arrowx.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

People with perpetually flushed cheeks creep me out. And people that sweat at room temperature.

Both of which are traits shown in, but not exclusive to, fat people.

[elx]

why are there no expiration dates on candy??????
this is crazy :(

[kahljorn]

well I don't really know what kind of candy you have, but its probably because candy doesn't really have anything inside of it which is perishable ;/

[Sam]

OH SHIT

[Kitsa]

I've seen chocolate bars with worms.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

why are there no expiration dates on candy??????
this is crazy :(
What kind of candy? >:
I've seen chocolate bars with worms.

Here in future-texas we have expiration dates on candy bars. :x

[HickMan]

hey guys

[captain516]

HEY HICKMAN

[Grislygus]

HICKMAN

you're cool, right? I seem to remember a definite not-a-douche quality about you




GOD I CLICKED ON AN ANIMATION LINKED FROM A CLUTCH YOUTUBE VIDEO AND I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF BUT IT WAS BY NEWGROUNDS DORKS

M1uVi41I1oc


I FEEL DIRTY

[kahljorn]

hahahaha. I laughed the hardest when ellis said, "look they're droppin presents" with a cheesy grin on and then when they exploded his grin turned intoa non-grin

[Grislygus]

"I WONDER WHY THEY CALL THIS HARD RAI"



I can't stop watching it





FOOTBALL!


YEAH!

[kahljorn]

:lol
I might go play left 4 dead 2 now :( especially since my live subscription runs out soon ;/

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

AIN'T NO MAN DESERVES TO BE RIDDEN LIKE THAT

[kahljorn]

:lol
that video made me like nick :(

[kahljorn]

you know -- sexually.

[Grislygus]

:(

I love coach all the more, though

[Grislygus]

KIDDYLAND

[kahljorn]

:lol
somebody told me that coach is so fat that he can't fit into certain places on certain levels :O

[kahljorn]

I'm going to play left 4 dead 2 now if you want to play :LO

[executioneer]

What kind of candy? >:


Here in future-texas we have expiration dates on candy bars. :x
pretty sure i've seen expiration dates on candy bars, too. not-bar candy, maybe? something without milk solids or nuts or any kind of proteins? (HA HA PROTEINS SHUT UP)

[Grislygus]

I'm going to play left 4 dead 2 now if you want to play :LO

god, i wish i dont really do videgames that often, but left 4 dead was so awesome

i dont have the extra money to throw around on games and a 360, though :(

[executioneer]

CAN I PLAY LEFT FOR DEAD TWO TOO

[elx]

What kind of candy? >:

large bag of peanut m&ms
large bag of peanut butter and jelly m&ms??
large bag of the fruity m&ms also known as skittles??
several small boxes of reesee m&ms thingys??


i don't like candy and someone gave me this stuff for christmas (the person who gave it to me doesn't like me much obviously, they either maliciously wanted me to become fat with these gifts, or they were aware that i dislike candy so would be unable to enjoy the gifts) and it's all been sitting in my kitchen for a while. i tried to give it to a friend today but they thought it was gross that it was like two months old and i looked for an expiration date but there wasn't one on any of them which is really weird, at first i thought that maybe they were actually from mars, but then then when i marinated on it i realized that it was far more likely that they were counterfeit mexican drug candies, but then i asked jeeves and he says that the candy company doesn't have to put an expiration date on their products and i think that's really dangerous, so they could be legitimate candies. but that doesn't mean they still can't be counterfeit, they could just be really well disguised counterfit candy.

and also i think that the health hazards that apply only to small children should also extend to old people that have no teeth just like babies. they have like way more other problems related to sugar stuff like diabetes.

[executioneer]

peanut butter and jelly m&ms? gross

[Colonel Flagg]

Send them to me. I run an analytical laboratory specializing in packaging and have experience identifying materials, and decoding lot numbers.

I also really like skittles. :love

[elx]

i would totally send them to you except that a few minutes before you said anything i started an art project with them :(

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/Candy.jpg
sorry :(

[kahljorn]

CAN I PLAY LEFT FOR DEAD TWO TOO

OF COURSE YOURE ALWAYS WELCOME TO PLAY WIth ME

[Sam]

MUH COMPOOTAH GOTS A VIRRRRUUSSSSSS :cry

[kahljorn]

:(
use trend micro and malware bytes :(
and safemode :(

[Sam]

I THINK I DOWNLOADED A BAD TEAM FORTRESS 2 MAP OR SOMETHING AND IT GAVE ME POP UPSSSSSSSSS

[Sam]

SOMEONE GET ON AIM AND HELP ME COPE WITH THIS TRAGIC DEVELOPMENT :(

[kahljorn]

I have to go or i would :( you probably just have adware.

try using this first:
http://www.malwarebytes.org/

you cana lso just do a system restore if you have that enabled.

[kahljorn]

you can also use the windows malicious software removal tool and windows defender. But i like malware bytes.

[kahljorn]

I'm back now :(

[Zhukov]

I came into possession of some Indonesian made Tim-Tams once. They had "NOT FOR SALE IN AUSTRALIA" written on them. I thought it might be because the health and safety of an Indonesian isn't as important as an Australian, but it's probably just because Australian made Tim-Tams have a monopoly.

Either way I didn't eat them, and could probably still find them if I looked.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm going to install Team Fortress 2 for pc tonight and mow everyone down.

[Colonel Flagg]

i would totally send them to you except that a few minutes before you said anything i started an art project with them

Did you save the package? That's all I really need. :tear

[HickMan]

I got wasted while talking to this really cute girl on skype. I missed the internet

[Fathom Zero]

I HATE THIS PLACE. NOTHING WORKS HERE.

[Esuohlim]

Hey Willie you need to learn how to not soft delete threads :x

[Grislygus]

sam I'm sorry you're computer got the GRIDS


I've seen chocolate bars with worms.

Aren't you a nurse? THEN IT WASN'T A CHOCOLATE BAR :(

[Fathom Zero]

baby ruth

[Grislygus]

Quote:
Originally Posted by OxBlood http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=672274#post672274)
You can´t apply western-world gayness-rules to a japanese product, they´re not compatible, especially when the whole game looks like a cartoon.

WRONG
THEY ARE VERY COMPATIBLE
THEY ARE UNCOMFORTABLY COMFORTABLE COMPATIBLE
AS IN MASTER/SLAVE HARDWARE COMPUTER PART COMPATIBLE
AS IN THE SLOTS WERE FUCKING BUILT FOR EACH OTHER COMPATIBLE

[Wiffles]

Sam, Get a mac! *.*

[bigtimecow]

i'm trying to figure out what to do today. i could go to home depot and get some supplies for school, go to van gogh's gear and use my gift certificate, go get some sushi later with some friends

or just sit at home like a lazy ass

[Esuohlim]

I'm getting sushi later with some friends :o

bigtimecow do we know each other in real life

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

GET UP. STAND UP. GET SUSHI WITH YOUR FRIENDS.

[Tadao]

Don't forget the rice

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/untitled-20.jpg

:lol

[bigtimecow]

I'm getting sushi later with some friends :o

bigtimecow do we know each other in real life
i dunno did you eat this earlier http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs200.snc3/20741_576433416145_49407960_33587102_8169379_n.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

derrishus

[executioneer]

Hey Willie you need to learn how to not soft delete threads :x
but if i completely remove them nobody knows how bad the problem is ;_;

also that requires more clicks

[bigtimecow]

the stuff on the left side of the boat was a little harder to enjoy. i'm only really used to maki rolls, but there were some that was just huge pieces of raw tuna and salmon which were good, but the texture is just eehhhhhh. however, eel, or unagi, is the best damn sushi out there

[kahljorn]

lol
an old person that knows how to use computers :(

[Mockery]

but if i completely remove them nobody knows how bad the problem is ;_;

also that requires more clicks
Haha, it requires more clicks if you don't, because then I usually end up going back and permanently deleting them myself.

[kahljorn]

but now my comment looks out of place ;/

[Zhukov]

Which is completely different to every other one of your posts.

[Esuohlim]

i dunno did you eat this earlier

No but we also ate it out of a boat :eek

[Tadao]

Unagi is the best sushi ever

[Fathom Zero]

Dixie showed me the best sushi ever, the day before yesterday.

[Dixie]

http://mommyknows.com/birthday-party-candy-sushi/

[Tadao]

:puke

[Fathom Zero]

It looks delicious.

[RaNkeri]

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

[RaNkeri]

pcwjfqKzhZU

:smoke

[RaNkeri]

We seriously need a :cool or :smoke smiley :/

[Tadao]

From the picture I guessed what it was made of, that shit has got to be too sweet. I'm trying to think of a candy type soy/wasabi dip for it. Maybe lime fundip or liquid green jello.

[Babs]

Maybe like a liquid chocolate for the dipping sauce. Even better, marsh mellow fluff.

[Grislygus]

GRRRAUGH


I was reading roger ebert's most recent reviews and he said that he thought George Lopez was "handsome, especially when he smiles".






WHY?!

[Terra]

He has a really big face.

[Fathom Zero]

I think I'm gonna get a bag of chips.

[Terra]

Happy Valentine's Day everybody. I'm going to take Mia to Chuckie Cheese later today. Although she's afraid of the rat, she loves the little kiddie play area. I might have to have a beer.

[Zhukov]

Oh man I forgot about Valentines day. I didn't even get a chance to feel lonely or unwanted.

[Pentegarn]

Happy Valentine's Day everybody. I'm going to take Mia to Chuckie Cheese later today. Although she's afraid of the rat, she loves the little kiddie play area. I might have to have a beer.

They sell beer at Chuck E Cheese? :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I totally lost a bet because they serve beer at chuck e cheese. When my friends and I turned 21 we were going to go to Lasertron(lasertag) and my friend Bob was all like "Yo, I just want to drink. I'm not going unless they serve beer." I then said "No, they don't serve beer as lasertron fool. That's like if they served beer at chuck e cheese." I bet my friend....they serve beer at both. >:

[Terra]

They sell beer at Chuck E Cheese? :lol

Yeah, how do you think they get that guy in the rat suit?

[Babs]

Some guy recently decided to go inside a Chuck E Cheese around here and shoot his baby's mama boyfriend.

[RaNkeri]

Some guy recently decided to go inside a Chuck E Cheese around here and shoot his baby's mama boyfriend.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/crockett.jpg

Probably a crackhead

[Fathom Zero]

I need a bambalance

[Dimnos]

Did he use a home made shotgun revolver?

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/02/15/shotgun-revolver-1.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Reminds me of the gun that Spike Jonze gets in Three Kings.

[Guitar Woman]

I just now noticed Womti's location

Why was he trying to get my attention

[WhiteRat]

I need a bambalance

Are you in a phone booth?

[Guitar Woman]

is that like THE TAURUS JUDGE

http://www.gunblast.com/images/Taurus-Judge/DSC00272.jpg

[Esuohlim]

I CAN"T TURN OFF STICKY KEYS >:

[Guitar Woman]

I can't remember how I disabled Sticky Keys from ever activating, but I did it

[Esuohlim]

>:

[executioneer]

control panel/accessibility options?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think if you hold down Shift for like 8 seconds or something.

[Esuohlim]

Neither of those worked, but holding down both shifts at once did.

Shift for 8 seconds turns on Filterkeys, which is another problem. I don't see a goddamn reason for either

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think its for crippy people but its annoying as hell. I forget I'm holding down shift when I'm reading something online at work and then it fucks up the way I type.

[Sam]

QUIT JERKING OFF ON YOUR KEYBOARD, THAT'S HOW YOU GET RID OF STICKY KEYS :RIMSHIT

[stevetothepast]

FUCKING HELL THAT WAS FUNNY SAM

ON A SIDE NOTE I KIND OF MISS YOUR OLD AVATAR.

[Fathom Zero]

is that like THE TAURUS JUDGE


THAZZIT

[Zhukov]

Rankeri what is with your obsession over Miami Vice? Is Iceland only just now going through the 70s?


Or is it the 80s? I never saw that movie.

[Esuohlim]

Hey if you're going to make fun of Rankeri you have to get the country right. :rolleyes

Equatorial Guinea.

[The Leader]

Equatorial Guinea has some damn fine oil.

[Kitsa]

my kid has mastered that Grudge croaking sound and it's starting to creep me the hell out :(

[The Leader]

A chip off the ol' block no doubt.

Why has elx been banned? :(

[Dr. Boogie]

Because she was like "hey, my custom title should be 'Banned'!"

[The Leader]

Oh.:\

[kahljorn]

:lol
is she actually banned or is that just her title?

[Dr. Boogie]

It's just her title. When someone is really banned, it makes their avatar not show up.

[kahljorn]

oh. well, that's not as funny ;/