I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Emu]

Fartin's gentle racism warms my heart

[MetalMilitia]

girl walks into a bar

says 'ouch'

joke ends

turns out the bar was a pole or stick object and not infact a place where you buy drinks and foods and whatevers

[MetalMilitia]

Lady Sovereign - '9 to 5'

Has she cleverly changed the lyrics to reflect her lack of ever having a job due to being a massive chav hoebag?

[Pub Lover]

It's not even a little like the Dolly Parton hit. ;)

Chavs! :lol

[MetalMilitia]

One of my lecturers tried to move to New Zealand but they wouldn't let him in. I don't know why, he might be a sex pervert or something.

[Pub Lover]

We let sex perverts in. :rolleyes

We currently have a set of stupid immigration laws left over from our Thatcher copying Tory government of a decade back. Either you have a lot of money, or a degree. Except all the jobs we're short on are plumbers, electricians, taxi drivers, etc. Shit you don't usually get degrees in. We need manual labour, that's why big business here wants open borders with China, but thenthe Tories go ape, and try a coup, and the Labour party can barely keep their controlling coalition under control and really fuck NZ politics they are worse than little kids.

Who the fuck cares! >:

[Pub Lover]

Dolly Parton - 'Coming Forth To Carry Me Home'

[Pub Lover]

Which thread am I in?

[xbxDaniel]

What the fuck! >:

[executioneer]

you're in the thread that's not like that other thread

[Pub Lover]

What the fuck! >:

Apparently it wasn't Julie's idea to open his account to everyone. :x

[Pub Lover]

you're in the thread that's not like that other thread
I'm in the best thread. :bestthread

[Pub Lover]

Chip Winger. (http://www.i-mockery.net/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=4779)

When making a character, remember not to put your regular AIM account in the profile. :sigh

[Fathom Zero]

That address looks familiar to me and I don't know why.

[Pub Lover]

Someone funny make a Kelly Strippa account and hound Megaman until he cries and goes home. >:

[Pub Lover]

That guy is so stupid, he made a second Chip Winger (http://www.i-mockery.net/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=4781) account. :lol

[Misdemonar]

hey pub, you come here often? :lol

[Fathom Zero]

That guy is so stupid, he made a second Chip Winger (http://www.i-mockery.net/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=4781) account. :lol

He wants ALL the rights for himself.

[Pub Lover]

hey pub, you come here often? :lol
Every now & then. ;<

[Esuohlim]

That guy is so stupid, he made a second Chip Winger (http://www.i-mockery.net/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=4781) account. :lol

Hahaha he put his AIM in there again

[Sam]

HA HA MSN

[GADZOOKS]

I like mario kart, so what

[BlueOatmeal]

Mario Kart DS is wikkid sweet! I finally unlocked ROB the robot!

[FartinMowler]

my customer won the local election...I actually have two customer's that ran in the election. One is old (he's the one that won) and a young guy that is 25ish looking he lost. the average winner had around 4000-8000 votes and the young guy got 600 :/ he told me he spent over $5000 just for signs. I asked the young guy before he lost if he liked politics and he said "if someone ask's me about world politics I'm not interested but I think locally I can make a difference" with that "I'm throwing my pitch" voice...fucking fake people.

[Pub Lover]

Michael Jackson is living in fear of his life after being stalked by a transvestite.


The Thriller singer - who recently sparked controversy by reportedly wearing women's clothing during a day out in St Tropez - is said to have hired four bodyguards and is wearing a bullet-proof vest at all times, after receiving a number of threatening letters.

A source said told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "This person is plaguing his life and has sent some seriously dodgy letters. They are from a man who works as a drag queen in the seedy Kings Cross area of Sydney, Australia. The content is eerie to say the least and this person is seemingly obsessed with Michael."

The alleged stalker - who goes under the name of Melanie - has bombarded the 48-year-old pop superstar with up to 100 lewd letters a day, begging him for a relationship and asking for his hand in marriage.

The source added: "He writes all kinds of things, saying he knows Michael and wants to marry him. He tells Michael he needs to marry him. Michael has been having problems sleeping because of this guy."

Erika Krystal would claw this guys eyes out. :eek

[executioneer]

maybe it IS erika krystal :x

[Emu]

fill me in dudes

[Pub Lover]

:eek


I'm glad someone else remembers too. ;)

[Emu]

i don't ;(

[Pub Lover]

fill me in dudes
Old board story arc. ;<


Point in case: "My hot and steamy affair with Michael Jackson" by one Erika Crystal.

[Pub Lover]

The old board had some great newbie fun. (http://p222.ezboard.com/fimockerystoriesforthebored.showMessage?topicID=35 6.topic) :aaliyah

[Emu]

It's got all the images disabled ;_;

[Pub Lover]

It's like a corpse filled with fun pus! (http://p222.ezboard.com/fimockerypollspollspolls.showMessage?topicID=371.t opic)

[Pub Lover]

It's got all the images disabled ;_;
How good would you look if you were three & a half year old internet? >:

[Sethomas]

Oh man, those macros she made talking about "MJ". Those were priceless. She looked somewhat decent, didn't she? I'm not going back THERE to look. But she was so awkward that it'd be like crushing on your sister if you ever thought about wanting to get to know her, in the sense that, God it'd be disgusting. What a waste.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.mjjforum.com/gallery/albums/wpw-20040622/normal_erikanmjforever2.jpg

[Sethomas]

oh. Nevermind!

[Pub Lover]

I was kinda hoping she had turned into a crazy cat lady or something, but no (http://www.mjjforum.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=144).

[Pub Lover]

Modern Spanish translations rarely spell Cervantes' quixotic character with an x anymore.
:lol @ Quixote being quixotic.

[Sethomas]

Etymology is a harsh mistress. >:

[Grislygus]

Speaking of which...
Americans are xenophobic. Thus, they intentionally ignore historical anecdotes about foreign cultures. Thus, they are ignorant.

I have met five people on five seperate occasions in three seperate states who didn't know who John Adams was. JOHN ADAMS. Remember the Eddie Izzard bit where he mentions General Lafayette, only to be met by silence? We Americans seem to have the habit of ignoring history entirely, this is not restricted to the histories of foreign cultures. Sheesh.

[Pub Lover]

Seth, would you say the life of Josef K was Kafkaesque? :eek

Or, to recall your I-Mock past, Winston Smith orwellian?

[Sethomas]

Yeah. I just love how Francophobes go on and on about how we saved them during WWII, which is quite an exaggeration given the relative amount of effort by the Soviets to rid the world of Hitler. But they totally overlook the XYZ Affair of the 1790s or some shit like that, which was lolz all over.

[executioneer]

pub how come you capitalized kafkaesque but didn't capitalize Orwellian :/ :fartin

[FartinMowler]

Imagine the conversation before they did a circle jerk :/

[Pub Lover]

I wasn't happy about that second sentence at all & rewrote it several times.

In the end I made it a lowercase 'o' because it looked a little like a double barreled name, Winston Smith-Orwellian.

[Sam]

We need more 'phobes in this thread.

[Pub Lover]

Imagine the conversation before they did a circle jerk :/
What?

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/saddadcentral/writings/mustachebandit/002.html
http://www.novirginsallowed.com/saddadcentral/writings/mustachebandit/003.html
http://www.novirginsallowed.com/saddadcentral/writings/mustachebandit/004.html

[MetalMilitia]

mustache bandit is extremely successful.

[Pub Lover]

John-Wayne I think you care too much about other peoples social constructs. and i think you might perpetuate them by giving them attention. and i think you must be very lonely and probably envy them for their synthetic fraternity because you realize deep down that superficial friendship might be more rewarding than your total lack of social skills. and this causes you to think that youre better than them because you have some kind of integrity that they dont but that doesnt help you in your lonely nights. i guess thats why you come to i-mockery. i guess its why we all come to i-mockery.

[Pub Lover]

More people should tell Jixby Phillips he is great.

Not me, I don't get on with him, but the rest of you & such.

[Fathom Zero]

Jixby Phillips is great. For serious.

[Sam]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/yikes.jpg

"I LOVE JIXBY PHILLIPS!"

[Supafly345]

Children need encouragement, so if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way, he develops a good, lucky feeling.

[thebiggameover]

Jixby fucked with me two years ago, and i will never forget that. so fuck jixby.... :angry

[MetalMilitia]

http://l.armory.com/~cerise/pix/push%20button.jpg

http://craphound.com/images/pacmancharthumor.jpg

[Pub Lover]

NZ wants to host the Rugby World Cup in a few years & we need a new stadium to do it, but everyone is being a big cock about where to put it.

Straight out of left field, children's book author Jonathan Gunson has a new solution to the Auckland stadium row – a "waka stadium" of Eiffel Tower proportions.


Sydney had the Opera House, the United States its Statue of Liberty and France its Eiffel Tower – and New Zealand should take the opportunity to create its own internationally recognised icon, Gunson said yesterday.

"Here's a chance to do something unique and put us on the map . . . we'd get non-stop coverage."

Gunson, whose grandfather Sir James Gunson was Auckland mayor for a decade till 1925, is the author of the Buzzy Bee children's book series.

He came up with the "waka" concept and posted it on his Alchemy Publishing website in the hope of stimulating debate and attracting Sports Minister Trevor Mallard's attention.

"He looked at it and liked it but said, 'Imagine the cost,' " Gunson said.

He is unconcerned whether his design or another of similarly epic proportions is built, saying he cares only that the waterfront site is not wasted on "a box to house 60,000 people".

"If they're just going to ram something in there, I'd rather they did it at Eden Park."

When New Zealand won the America's Cup, Gunson said, he realised the country could do anything.

His concept, which would need to be redesigned by an architect to make it "do-able", includes underwater-lit oars stretching from the stadium top to the seabed, parks at both ends of the oval and a 290-metre-high prow with copper inlay Maori artwork.

Auckland's Sky Tower, the tallest tower in the Southern Hemisphere, is 328 metres high.

I've read a dozen articles about this stupid topic recently, it's the last line that makes this one special.

Jon Gunson says the new stadium should be a world landmark rather than just another shitty box, and with a landmark people might give a damn about Auckland.

What the last line says to me is "Dude, we have a landmark!" Where? "The Sky Tower!" But that's shit. "Dude! ;'("

:pubtinmowler

[MarioRPG]

Didja here they are going to cut Anne Frank's tree down? DIDJA?!?!

[Pub Lover]

In the end, the Nazi's always win! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6147338.stm) :eek

[Pub Lover]

what you have something in your eye and you want us to tell you the time? (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2006/oao.jpg) :/
:lol


Wait! That was a joke, right? The joys of reading Fartin.

[MetalMilitia]

I think my favourite joke in the whole of Arrested Development is when Michael suspects George Michael is hiding his girlfriend Ann in the attic so he asks Lindsay and she says "who from, the nazis?".

Also I was just on AD's IMDB page and Tobias (David Cross) did the voice of a marine in HALO2 :eek

[executioneer]

NZ wants to host the Rugby World Cup in a few years & we need a new stadium to do it, but everyone is being a big cock about where to put it.

Straight out of left field, children's book author Jonathan Gunson has a new solution to the Auckland stadium row – a "waka stadium" of Eiffel Tower proportions.


Sydney had the Opera House, the United States its Statue of Liberty and France its Eiffel Tower – and New Zealand should take the opportunity to create its own internationally recognised icon, Gunson said yesterday.

"Here's a chance to do something unique and put us on the map . . . we'd get non-stop coverage."

Gunson, whose grandfather Sir James Gunson was Auckland mayor for a decade till 1925, is the author of the Buzzy Bee children's book series.

He came up with the "waka" concept and posted it on his Alchemy Publishing website in the hope of stimulating debate and attracting Sports Minister Trevor Mallard's attention.

"He looked at it and liked it but said, 'Imagine the cost,' " Gunson said.

He is unconcerned whether his design or another of similarly epic proportions is built, saying he cares only that the waterfront site is not wasted on "a box to house 60,000 people".

"If they're just going to ram something in there, I'd rather they did it at Eden Park."

When New Zealand won the America's Cup, Gunson said, he realised the country could do anything.

His concept, which would need to be redesigned by an architect to make it "do-able", includes underwater-lit oars stretching from the stadium top to the seabed, parks at both ends of the oval and a 290-metre-high prow with copper inlay Maori artwork.

Auckland's Sky Tower, the tallest tower in the Southern Hemisphere, is 328 metres high.

I've read a dozen articles about this stupid topic recently, it's the last line that makes this one special.

Jon Gunson says the new stadium should be a world landmark rather than just another shitty box, and with a landmark people might give a damn about Auckland.

What the last line says to me is "Dude, we have a landmark!" Where? "The Sky Tower!" But that's shit. "Dude! ;'("

:pubtinmowler

they should just build it on the hill they had meduseld on :x

[Pub Lover]

Willie! :lol

Every city should build it's best feature a thousand miles away. ;)

[executioneer]

oh right it has to be near auckland woops

[executioneer]

uhhh then Weathertop or Hobbiton i guess

[Grislygus]

I'm having my wisdom teeth pulled the day before thanksgiving. Fack.

[executioneer]

are they hurtin' you something fierce :(

[Grislygus]

They's hurtin something fierce, allright.

Whatever. I'll just stock up on mashed potatoes and creamed corn.

[MetalMilitia]

I think that's wise. I'm not sure if you could safely loose any more wisdom. :p

[FartinMowler]

My birthday fell on Playstation 3 and James Bond, so I took my wife to see James Bond and enjoyed it. I'm drinking my favorite beer Amsterdam nut brown ale and looking at the cool card my mom sent me :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/shellylong001-1.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Best card ever! :love :love :love :metalmilitia

[EisigerBiskuit]

Mmbop

[liquidstatik]

Bop da bop

[Emu]

doo wop

[liquidstatik]

yeaaaahh yeah

[Sethomas]

How come "wop" doesn't get converted into something wacky, like, "A fine man of Mediterranean descent, who makes great Alfredo sauce"?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

You spelled it wrong! W.O.P (WACKY ORANGE PENIS).

[MarioRPG]

Shut up, you don't get to post here anymore.

[Pub Lover]

Oh leave off Seven Force, MarioRPG.

He can't help being black.

[Pub Lover]

How come "wop" doesn't get converted into something wacky, like, "A fine man of Mediterranean descent, who makes great Alfredo sauce"?
Does anyone know an offensive word for an Anglo-Saxon? I just can't think of any, so I guess we just rock! :rock

[Emu]

Cockasian. :lol

[ArrowX]

Sevenforce in Somalia

M I RITE GUYS!?

[Pub Lover]

Cockasian. :lol
:lol

[Pub Lover]

What the hell internet? Why does no one on my buddylist want to talk about the Britney Spears True Hollywood Story I just watched while eating lunch? >:

[Pub Lover]

Talking about celebrities, I just got a PM from Rog that shocked me.

It seems Mr Mockery doesn't code his article pages in notepad! :eek

[Pub Lover]

It's probably a given, but he didn't want to talk about Britney Spears either. :(

[Pub Lover]

Seriously, Mario Lopez? (http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3868303a1860,00.html) :lol

[xbxDaniel]

Mario and Britney were definitely together. They were even holding hands. :eek

[Esuohlim]

Hey OAO because of the board crash your posts have been deleted would you mind reposting your Rick Moranis impressions? Thanks

[FartinMowler]

More like More Anus :/ OAO is a turd at best.

[xbxDaniel]

I need a new avatar.

[Fathom Zero]

One of Juttin's home movies. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=1BJ6foF_s7o)

[MarioRPG]

woah, woah, woah. ...Woah. Guys it's my birthday

[xbxDaniel]

I got bit in the ass by a dog today.

[MarioRPG]

Don't act like you didn't like it.

[Azrael]

One of Juttin's home movies. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=1BJ6foF_s7o)

The category said "Comedy", and yet, there was none to be found.

[MarioRPG]

YouTube is full of lies! Open your eyes people!!!111

[xbxDaniel]

The blonde kid in that video reminded me a lot of the kid from Bad Santa. And why do you have that link Fathom?

[Emu]

I'm bored, fellows.

[xbxDaniel]

Who here isn't?

[liquidstatik]

im not, im high on marijuana :x

[xbxDaniel]

Dude, you are like, soooo cool. Crack's pretty big around here right now. My neighbors got busted for intent to sell.

[Esuohlim]

im not, im high on marijuana :x

You're such a slacker omg

[ArrowX]

i am gorse incarnate!

[Emu]

i am goatse incarnate!

gross

[Emu]

I just noticed this emote :mds :mds :mds :mds :mds

[xbxDaniel]

:notfunny :barnstar

I didn't notice those until rather recently. I don't keep up with these things.

[xbxDaniel]

My girlfriend on the phone breaking up with me. :(


Posted under the Currently Listening To... thread.

So, was she a good lay?

[Chojin]

HALLELUJAH! ANOTHER SOUL SAVED!

[xbxDaniel]

You know he's going to stalk her.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

No thats not possible. Restraing order is back.

[xbxDaniel]

But was she a good lay?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Better than the first time. :(

[Esuohlim]

Guys I just took a gander at my post count and I am quite frightened :(

[Misdemonar]

pub has nothing on you :eek

[Esuohlim]

If I ever write memoirs it's going to have five chapters about posting on internet forums :(

[Emu]

Dude when you get to 10,000 you get a barnstar.

[Fathom Zero]

The blonde kid in that video reminded me a lot of the kid from Bad Santa. And why do you have that link Fathom?

I went for the Bad Youtube contest and searched for "Own3d", lo and behold I find this gem. I found it too funny to truly be bad, especially since Juttin looks awfully similar to the Thurman Murman lookalike in the video.

[Pub Lover]

pub has nothing on you :eek
Despite what you guys think, I don't spend much time here. ;)

[liquidstatik]

oh yeah right

[liquidstatik]

http://www.cit.gu.edu.au/~anthony/icons/dragons/dragon_baby.gif

[Misdemonar]

hey mr.internet man!

[Pub Lover]

Hey guys, you remember I did that thing where I posted the good bits of the rest of forum in this thread?

[Pub Lover]

I still do that.

[Pub Lover]

Yup.

[liquidstatik]

Nu uh, do it now :o

[executioneer]

i think the joke was, he was doing it RIGHT THAT VERY MOMENT

and y'know, nothing was good

[Emu]

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[Fathom Zero]

nods

They're in league with Kane... don't answer!

[BlueOatmeal]

I gotta go to Circuit City today to get my laptop fixed. I hate shit like this. I have way to much fucking porn on that thing, my wallpaper is a picture of next door nikki all spreading her legs on a sofa. I'm going to get funny looks :(

[xbxDaniel]

Tell them you're an art critic.

[WhiteRat]

My buddy downloaded over 20gb from bangbros.com in one day by using a hacked password he found in a forum.

[Fathom Zero]

ah, that's the spirit of America.

[Pub Lover]

It's a proven fact that the gayer you are, the more you'll fit in around here.
:lol

[Pub Lover]

i think the joke was, he was doing it RIGHT THAT VERY MOMENT

and y'know, nothing was good
Hey Willie, this is a good format. How about everytime someone tries to make a joke, you explain it, and maybe give it a rating, but don't rate your own jokes or rate your rating because you might dissappear into a vortex of meta-irony, and everyone will blame me for killing you again. Aight?

[Yggdrasill]

Uhm there is a thread topic by me in general blabber but I didn't make it. What do I do?

[Pub Lover]

I'll tell you only if you change your name to LOLVIKINGCOCK.

[Pub Lover]

i think you need boobies and less obnoxious eyebrows.

[FartinMowler]

So Pub what do you think of the new gender bender? I think every father dreams of there son coming home like that so they can beat the hell out of him and finally get him out of his house :/

[Pub Lover]

Uh, the same I thought about all these cookie-cutter newbs we get.

Every father, Fartin? Maybe every latent homosexual father who has some sorta urge to fuck his kids or something. Seriously, Fartin?

[Pub Lover]

i think you need boobies

[FartinMowler]

Every father, Fartin? Maybe every latent homosexual father who has some sorta urge to fuck his kids or something. Seriously, Fartin?

You should talk Gilligan :/

[Pub Lover]

Woo! Yeah, you sure turned that around on me! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Pub Lover, you are a homosexual!
Well damn, Fartin. Now everyone knows! >:

[Pub Lover]

Pub Lover, you are a father of a boy that is unsure of his gender role, you wish to have sex with him and stuff as you are also unsure of what it is that makes a man in the eyes of society!
I mean... shit! :(

[Terra]

E-Wow.

Fartin hasn't changed a bit.

[Pub Lover]

Have you though, Terra?

[Pub Lover]

Hey Terra...

i think you need boobies

!

[Terra]

Hell no.

[Pub Lover]

Oh go on, thay are not that bad! ;)

[glowbelly]

terra definitely does NOT need boobies

[Pub Lover]

terra NO boobies
Maybe she could trade them in for a waffle iron or something. ;(

[Pub Lover]

Oh go on, thay are not that bad! ;)
As if I knew. ;(

[Terra]

terra definitely does NOT need boobies

I miss my glowie!!!!!!! How's that baby boy???

[glowbelly]

30 pounds of cuteness that likes to hide in cupboards:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/glowbelly/02936.jpg

[Terra]

He's BLOND!!! When did this happen????? :D

Plus he's cute as a bug!!!!

[Esuohlim]

Terra why don't you save some punctuation for the rest of us and by the way I'm unhappy that you're back.

[Terra]

Merry Christmas Scrooge!

[Chojin]

So Pub what do you think of the new gender bender? I think every father dreams of there son coming home like that so they can beat the hell out of him and finally get him out of his house :/
I'd hit it but I'm like 90% sure it's womti again ;<

[Shifty]

30 pounds of cuteness that likes to hide in cupboards:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/glowbelly/02936.jpg


cute kid how old? My son is half the wieght of urs O_o

[noob3]

15 pounds what the hell is your kid a small dog or somthing

what a freak

[Shifty]

no, he just eats alot....Thats how i know its my kid....

[noob3]

alot of dog food

[Shifty]

Yes because babys can eat solid food you know....

[noob3]

duh i told you man it's a dog or somthing man i need to be on csi or some shit this is like that mexican rat pet dog thing sewer rat story but instead it's really a dog instead of a baby :lol

[ArrowX]

My babies will, they DON'T GET A CHOICE!

also Its cute until the kid crushes a few fingers in the cupboard doors, tats happened to my little sis a few times :(

[Fathom Zero]

His kid eats the good stuff. Alpo all the way.

[Shifty]

k.

[noob3]

guys you dont understand NO HUMAN can weigh 15 pounds it's clearly of the canine descent

[Fathom Zero]

Wolfchild.

[Fathom Zero]

it's clearly of the canine descent

I thought you said Alpine. That made me think of a yeti baby. :/

[noob3]

damn oklahomans

ps ou top 12 baby

[Fathom Zero]

boooooooooo.

OU can go fuck themselves.

[Fathom Zero]

ZZ Top is the greatest fucking band of all time and no one can dispute this.

And I'm sorry for saying fuck so much in case anyone gets offended. I don't know why I have.

[BlueOatmeal]

ZZ Top licks nuts.

[noob3]

ou rules homo

[executioneer]

i think the joke was, he was doing it RIGHT THAT VERY MOMENT

and y'know, nothing was good
Hey Willie, this is a good format. How about everytime someone tries to make a joke, you explain it, and maybe give it a rating, but don't rate your own jokes or rate your rating because you might dissappear into a vortex of meta-irony, and everyone will blame me for killing you again. Aight?

I RATE THIS JOKE ;_; ;_; ;_; out of ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_;

[FartinMowler]

FartinMowler wrote:
Pub Lover, you are a homosexual!

I didn't write that, but I'm sure you can photoshop yourself kissing some guy to be trendy.



All My Children' becomes 1st show with male character becoming a woman

[MarioRPG]

Don' go there gir'frien

[Pub Lover]

I didn't write that, but I'm sure you can photoshop yourself kissing some guy to be trendy.
OH MY FUCKING GOD! YOU DIDN'T WRITE THAT THING THAT WAS IN THE QUOTE? FUCKING HELL! SERIOUSLY! FOR FUCKS SAKE, SOMEONE MIGHT HAVE REALLY BELIEVED THAT YOU CALLED ME GAY WHEN YOU DIDN'T, WHEN WHAT YOU REALLY SAID WAS you should talk Gilligan :/
WHICH MAKES ALL THE FUCKING SENSE IN THE FUCKING WORLD, EVEN BACK WHEN IT WAS IN CONTEXT! I MEAN OH MY FUCKING GOD, FARTIN! WHAT IF PEOPLE THOUGHT YOU REALLY SAID I WAS A HOMOSEXUAL, THEY MIGHT THINK YOU'RE A BAD PERSON, OR UNFUNNY, OR JUST ON THE WRONG SIDE OF WEIRD! SHIT MAN, I'M SO SORRY! YOU WIN THIS ROUND! HOW WILL THE INTERNET EVER FUCKING RECOVER! >:

[Pub Lover]

FARTIN? >:

[Pub Lover]

DO YOU GET IT, FARTIN? >:

[Pub Lover]

IT WAS A POOR ATTEMPT AT A JOKE, FARTIN. >:

[Pub Lover]

IT WAS A JOKE, AND YOU DIDN'T GET IT.

[Pub Lover]

BUT IT WAS A BAD JOKE, SO DON'T FEEL BAD. >:

[Pub Lover]

HOWEVER, THIS ISN'T THE FIRST FUCKING TIME, IS IT FARTIN? >:

[Emu]

Guys I JUST NOW read the guitar woman thread in spite of having posted in it twice.

I think I'm the only person on these forums who has never registered an alt and you admins can back me up on that am i right :picklehat

[Pub Lover]

Hey Emu, I was just about to call Fartin a stupid ******, so thanks. Top job! ;)

[Emu]

There's still time

[FartinMowler]

I'd laugh if Chojin bans pub at 9999 :/







turn off the caps little buddy

http://randyslife.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/bob_denver_gilligan_dies.jpg

[Pub Lover]

You are kinda stupid, my friend. :)

[Pub Lover]

I'd laugh if Chojin bans pub at 9999
I think it would be a good policy to ban anyone that posts that much on the internet. Losers.

[FartinMowler]

I didn't even noticed that I took that picture from some guy's blog called "My GAY PERSPECTIVE" :/

[Pub Lover]

Hey guys, you know how Pub Lover goes crazy, disappears for a few days & then comes back as if nothing happened?

Yeah.

[Pub Lover]

How about everytime someone tries to make a joke, you give it a rating?

I RATE THIS JOKE ;_; ;_; ;_; out of ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_;
:lol

[noob3]

so what about that dog baby

[executioneer]

guys its so cold i had to melt the lock on my work door AND on my car door with warm water

THIS ISNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN HERE ;_;

[Esuohlim]

I think it would be a good policy to ban anyone that posts that much on the internet. Losers.

Ok wise guy

[FartinMowler]

Esuohlim when you reach ten thousand can you put all the words from every post that you're in and make a story? I'm sure it would be riveting.

[MarioRPG]

I promise I'd at least skim through that story

[Esuohlim]

How about someone else writes it for me since I'm important enough??

[Esuohlim]

I googled "post 10,000" and this is what I got:

http://www.holdthefrontpage.co.uk/images2/simongray.jpg

Chojin, as stated in the "one ban per ten thousand posts" portion of the contract (Section VI) I'd like to choose zeldasbiggestfan, if you would carry that out as soon as possible (for the sake of everyone haha right).

I'd like to thank everyone, it's been quite a ride!

[Pub Lover]

Hooray for Esuohlim!

Are you going to post more now? >:

[Esuohlim]

Haha I'm not about to open up a can of worms answering that question ;)

[Esuohlim]

Here's a quick yet accurate history of my posts throughout the years:

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Oh man, growing up :cry

[Pub Lover]

How about someone else writes it for me...?
Like your site? :lol



>:

[Pub Lover]

Oh man, growing up :cry
You're really depressing, you know that right? ;(

[BlueOatmeal]

Guys I really like being 21.

P.S. Congratulations Esuohlim

[Pub Lover]

Guys I really like being 21.
How does your liver feel about it?

[Esuohlim]

Type your own SN into google and see what comes up

Speaking of googling names I put mine in and that womti asshole is using my name to register to a bunch of stupid forums. >:

[Esuohlim]

Seriously, like Aryan Nations. He's only made like 10 posts on each board and they all pertain to racism in some way :lol

[Esuohlim]

I sent him a frank email displaying my distaste at his behavior. A young man like him needs to focus his energy away from hate and more towards finding a nice soup kitchen to eat at.

[GADZOOKS]

thank was me, sorry

[Pub Lover]

Damn my need for sleep, I missed out on stupid faggots IMing me with internet threats. >:

[Pub Lover]

A three-year-old boy has been eaten alive by a neighbour's herd of pigs on the outskirts of the Indian capital, Delhi, police say.

The boy, Ajay, strayed from the family home as his parents and other family members were having lunch.

When his mother went to look for him, she found the pigs chewing something and spotted bits of her son's clothing.

She threw stones at the animals but they turned on her. Her screams alerted neighbours who came to her rescue.

[RaNkeri]

Just because they found a pig munching a cloth don't mean they ate the kid. It'd be smart to wait few days to find out how the parents found their kid from a bush near the house or something like that.






Unless they were pigs of DOOM.

[Pub Lover]

Shut up you stupid shit, pigs can easily eat people! >:



Although not a person, I have seen a pig eat a rat. It was a horrifying experience. :eek

[Archduke Tips]

Who here is black? I am still trying to figure out what it means when black people say "you cookin?"

[Pub Lover]

We up and banned our last darkie a few months ago.

He says 'Hey', if anyone's interested.

[executioneer]

Just because they found a pig munching a cloth don't mean they ate the kid. It'd be smart to wait few days to find out how the parents found their kid from a bush near the house or something like that.






Unless they were pigs of DOOM.

haven't you seen old yeller pigs can rip your shit UP

[FartinMowler]

three-year-old boy has been eaten alive by a neighbour's herd of pigs that was then attacked by wild Cow's that ate the pigs and then shit out the boy who then thanked the cow's and became the first Indian with a whale of a tail





http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/KhemfoiaPadu.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

Man I hate that guy, he's got such a fish and chip on his shoulder :lol :lol

I'll be here all week.

[RectalWart]

I've killed for less. Hell, I've bitch-slapped for less!

[liquidstatik]

SO GUYS
i think i know what i want to do with my life
im looking at colleges right now :O

[liquidstatik]

lol i forgot to say what it was!

im going to get a bachelors of science degree in media arts & animation, and do character design or storyboard art for caaaaartoons [nickelodeon i hope!]

my lifes going to be so great
:D

[Esuohlim]

I'm going to be an engineer except I don't actually know what kind of jobs an engineer has or what kind of things an engineer does at their jobs!

Maybe I should start reading dilbert lol

[liquidstatik]

haha yeah idk what engineers do either
but i hear it's top-notch!

[MetalMilitia]

I don't know about the US but over here engineers generally engineer things. You can't really be much more specific until you say what type of enginner you want to be; electrial, mechanical, chemical... mathmatical etc etc

[Esuohlim]

I'm still undecided, but after some research it seems like materials science and engineering is the cushiest of all the engineering branches. :picklehat

[liquidstatik]

okay guys lets focus on danny now :[

[Esuohlim]

Oh hey there! Will you be able to sneak in drawings of penises and photos of boobs like they did at Disney? :x

[liquidstatik]

i hope so :X

one time i was drawing a little girl in gymnastics
she looked real cute but there was a penis bulge in her tights :O

[liquidstatik]

wait i dont know if that even counts!

im real excited though, guys
i've been drawing since, like, FOREVER
and i've always liked cartoons

so it should be a great job
i just hope i can get a job at nickelodeon. the other channels suck with kids cartoons, if you ask me

[liquidstatik]

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/dukes-bulge.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://propagandapress.org/wp-content/uploads/portraits/dick_morris.jpghttp://propagandapress.org/wp-content/uploads/portraits/dick_morris.jpghttp://propagandapress.org/wp-content/uploads/portraits/dick_morris.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Whoops I almost forgot my Christmas-Thyme™ fuzzy JPEG avatar tradition :x

[liquidstatik]

lol hey milhouse my birthday is like next friday
ill be 19
:X

[Esuohlim]

December 8th is when I licked a vagina for the first time :x

Happy birthday, what are you going to get??

[liquidstatik]

ew i've yet to lick a vagina
it seems gross :x

and uhmm im not sure yet
im getting new shoes, clothes, and some art shit for suure
that and my grandma bought me a new website :O


ohh and apparently my birthday is the same day john lenon died
[according to some fatty on myspace]

[RectalWart]

December 8th is when I licked a vagina for the first time :x

Now that's a watershed event!

[Esuohlim]

Shut up it's no laughing matter and it's a bit scary at first but I powered through put on my snorkel and went to town. Jerk. >:

[liquidstatik]

i know one time this girl was sucking my d*ck, and i remember in porn they'd like just start humping their throat, so i tried it.
anyway i basically rammed the fuck out of the back of her throat and she got really pissed. :/

[Esuohlim]

No she was probably pretending and actually loved every minute of it because she was a slut maybe?

[liquidstatik]

yeah, she was a slut
she's pregnant now, lol

[liquidstatik]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j249/paintedsouls/whaaaaat.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://www.nph.vcu.edu/pictures/oldman_woman.gif
"you can do it, hun! :]]"

[noob3]

this thread is for queers

[MarioRPG]

Your point being?

[noob3]

you be gay