I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Fathom Zero]

smoke weed every day

[Fathom Zero]

Daft Punk's choons in that Tron movie are tight.

[liquidstatik]

wiffles is my favorite

[Tadao]

May she always be an underage asian female.

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/derekdenied.JPG

[Esuohlim]

Yeah, I definitely did a preemptive facebook womti block back when I learned his real name from all those news articles about the belligerent homeless man and his list of misdemeanors

[Pub Lover]

m6w0r-ScEG4

[Pub Lover]

ELX & KahlJorn need avatars I keep thinking they're the same person. >:

[Pub Lover]

I am clearly too busy to read names, Guys. >:

[Pub Lover]

I am also too busy for grammar. :(

[executioneer]

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Derek Frohock (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000108970539)October 9 at 8:14am
hi willie you still like dick's?



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Willie Mobbs (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1250760141)October 9 at 10:16pm
hahah yeah i like in n out too :euphemism





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Derek Frohock (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000108970539)December 13 at 10:57am
soooo are you going to accept my fr?





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Willie Mobbs (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1250760141)December 13 at 12:38pm
i'm sorry but i am too afraid you are going to do a crime on me






:crime

[Pub Lover]

when liquid says "sup baby", I get the oogies :(

:(
It amuses me that Kitsa thinks Danny really is a child molester. :breakingcharacter

[Pub Lover]

Do they still fingerprint people as they enter the US? I still have that list of crimes I was going to do.

[Pub Lover]

Did you know that the entire HP Lovecraft library is online, legally, at Feedbooks? Well, now you do: http://www.feedbooks.com/author/12

Thanks to TV's Wil Wheaton for the heads up.

[Kitsa]

I don't have proof that any of you are not child molesters, come to think of it :o

[Kitsa]

But that's aight.

[Pub Lover]

I'm sure more of us are inclined to be Kitsa Molesters. :yum

[Kitsa]

that's not aight :(

[Fathom Zero]

Seven Force is all creepy creepy with this girl I'm friends with, even though she was seventeen. That's why I felt I kinda needed to distance myself, in case you were wondering, 7F. ;)

[Pub Lover]

I forget how old he is. Last I checked you were all seventeen. :eek

[elx]

if you pick an avatar for me i will use it

[elx]

but if you dont pick soon it's gonna be womti's face

[Kitsa]

dammit, now I just thought elx was kahl. I fucking hate admitting you're right, Pub :(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.layoutspage.com/userpics/layouts/thumbnail/i374B6141.gif

[Pub Lover]

dammit, now I just thought elx was kahl. I fucking hate admitting you're right, Pub :(

Yes, no one likes it when I'm right. :(

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:xmas1:pagebrak:xmas3

[elx]

http://i.imgur.com/CeFPa.jpg
:posh

[Wiffles]

whatever happened to your angry green meatball avatar thing

[Kitsa]

ogod that game is annoying as fuck

they might as well name it

WATCH A FAN BLOW SHIT ALL OVER YOUR LIVING ROOM HAVE FUN FINDING ALL THE PIECES, ASSHOLE

[elx]

whatever happened to your angry green meatball avatar thing
wiffy <33 ignore milhouse he's just angry because you're smarter than him
also i miss the angry pesto, but i dunno where i lost it at :(

[elx]

ogod that game is annoying as fuck

they might as well name it

WATCH A FAN BLOW SHIT ALL OVER YOUR LIVING ROOM HAVE FUN FINDING ALL THE PIECES, ASSHOLE
that operation game was way worse!

[Wiffles]

Yeah, your brother is a big meanypants.

I think this was the green pesto, but its hardly the original form by far
I found it from google images ^.^

http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/wiffles/images.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2009/June/fghlhpesto.jpg

[elx]

whose the creeper on my twelve year old arm?

[kahljorn]

LIQUID STATIC HOW DID YOU GET THERE :lol

[elx]

o gross :( and you guys wonder why the girls here rarely post pictures. THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS!

[Pub Lover]

It is I, Pubsicles. :tear

[Fathom Zero]

Mqf-oyKhcSw

:oneofthosedays

[Fathom Zero]

UP THE IRONS

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/1660/donkingwig.jpg

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/pesto.gif
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/fghlhpestopubtadao.jpg

[Wiffles]

XP

[Kitsa]

One of these days I need to figure out where all my old Tadao photoshops are.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

No day like today/

[Pub Lover]

I think I had an account on Kotaku... but it was a long time ago and I can't remember the password or anything like that. If I can't remember it then I'm pretty confident that some hacker wont know it either.

It was the colour of your first love's eyes.

[Pub Lover]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/4/4c/Khan%21%21%21.jpg
http://sites.google.com/site/ajadavisnyc/IMG_0958-custom-size-564-424.jpg

:giggle

[Kitsa]

No day like today/

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/tadaonambla.jpg

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/tadaoingarage.jpg

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/tadaobeetlejuice.jpg

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/sirtadao.jpg

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/herestoddy.jpg

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/tadao.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Going to check it when I get home, pics don't post at work :(

[Kitsa]

holy shit! kohls has golds and diamonds for $22. Why is jewelry so inexpensive this year?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hhaahahhahahahahaha. I don't know if I like the beetlejuice or the camelot one more.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

I don't remember the beetlejuice pic.

[Kitsa]

I have others, I just haven't found them yet.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/miley-cyrus-boyfriend.jpg

[Kitsa]

you know it.

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/tadaorvjpg.jpg

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/tadaomanbunny.jpg

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/tadaoscream.jpg

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/tadaotubby.jpg

[MLE]

I love the scream.

[Pub Lover]

We're getting into territory that I don't recall. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

The Scream is said to be about a depersonalization attack.

[Fathom Zero]

imma black up and go to the netherlands for crinchmax

[MarioRPG]

God damnit! My final was postponed for freaking snow. The academics need to man the hell up. I just want to write the damn thing. </rage>

[Kitsa]

Wow, they didn't even cancel the last final of my music degree for a blizzard. I had to perform on stage with snow melting around my feet.

[Pub Lover]

Aye. And you try and tell the young people of today that ... they won't believe you.

[Zhukov]

Haha. I think my girlfriend had an exam moved because of a heatwave last month. So there you go.

[Pub Lover]

Boiled sweets melted onto the inside of a bin liner.

Luxury!

[Fathom Zero]

Heretic!

[Fathom Zero]

http://brasscockroach.com/h4ll0w33n2007/manga/Amigara-Full/Amigara-0.html

OH FUCK, IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS SHIT

[executioneer]

http://chainsawsuit.com/comics/20091223.gif

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[MarioRPG]

Haha. I think my girlfriend had an exam moved because of a heatwave last month. So there you go.

Your country is backwards. :lol

[Pub Lover]

THE JAMES URBANIAK CHRISTMAS SONG
http://www.asitecalledfred.com/fred-holiday-singles-2010/

[Esuohlim]

MY TWO-MONTH OLD LAPTOP DOESN'T TURN ON ANYMORE. In fact when I plug it in the little plug-in light comes on, but when I press the power button the light goes off until I unplug it and plug it in again. AND IT DOESN'T TURN ON AT ALL UNPLUGGED.

ANGST

[Tadao]

Sounds like the battery is completely dead.

[Pub Lover]

So remove the battery, plug in & see if it boots? :confused

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[elx]

doesn't sound like a battery problem to me :o

pc or macbook? macbooks have reset commands that usually fix boot up problems

[Pub Lover]

MY TWO-MONTH OLD LAPTOP DOESN'T TURN ON ANYMORE. In fact when I plug it in the little plug-in light comes on, but when I press the power button the light goes off until I unplug it and plug it in again. AND IT DOESN'T TURN ON AT ALL UNPLUGGED.

ANGST

Sounds like the battery is completely dead.

So remove the battery, plug in & see if it boots? :confused

..

[Pub Lover]

Aww! Thank you, ELX. :love

[Wiffles]

happened to my lappy once, try booting it without the battery. if the battery is removable. ie plugged in

yeah what pubsy said

[Fathom Zero]

in action, how like an angel? In apprehension, how like a god?

[Kitsa]

:/

I need you to tell me whether you are quoting Hair or Shakespeare, so that I may appreciate what you have said accordingly.

[Fathom Zero]

I only know Hamlet. I seen that shit like a thousand times.

[Kitsa]

ChTBKjtfd2w

[Fathom Zero]

oh for fuck's sake

[Esuohlim]

So remove the battery, plug in & see if it boots? :confused

NO SALE :(

It's an HP Pavilion dv5t. The little light comes on when I plug it in whether the battery is out or not, and turns off when I press the power button. Computer never starts up. It never even turns on. I h8 computers

[Shrubfest]

Is not going to bed and sleeping on the couch a good way to sulk at the man?

He told me to come to bed after he was asleep because my insomnia disturbed his sleep.

[Fathom Zero]

He sounds pretty understanding and tolerant.

[MLE]

Yes it's a good way to sulk at him. They actually care if you're in bed or not. You're getting your message across, so keep it up until he asks what's really wrong!

[elx]

no, take your bed back and kick his ass to the couch! why should you have to be uncozy in the freezing winter? he's the one being a jerk

[MLE]

because being passive aggressive works better than being a bitch. There's more guilt associated with it.

[Fathom Zero]

Yeah, that would kill me. :(

[MLE]

See?

[Fathom Zero]

I'd go sleep on the couch if I needed it that bad. :\

But I just need 3-4 hours of listless sleep to make it through the day without killing myself.

[Pub Lover]

Sounds like Shrub needs a man with more stamina. Sam would boff ya to sleep every night.

[Sam]

SHRUB YOU SHOULD HAVE WAITED FOR ME. :tear

I WOULD HAVE MADE IT ALL RIGHT BABY.

[Zhukov]

Is not going to bed and sleeping on the couch a good way to sulk at the man?

He told me to come to bed after he was asleep because my insomnia disturbed his sleep.

You could try telling him why you think that's a bad idea. That way you can sort it out in a logical way, without spending a night on the couch thinking up ways that it's his fault.

[Shrubfest]

Yeah, but he gets the 'I have to get up for work at 6, and you don't actually have to get up at all because you are currently a bum' card.

Which is ironic, because my insomnia is caused by my utter failings in finding placements.

I wouldn't have minded so much if his evening routine didn't involve him falling asleep in front of facebook for 2 hours.

[MLE]

passive aggressive mixed with logic as soon as confronted is a nearly unbeatable combination.

I don't do this anymore, but i really used to be a bitch. The last person that got handled like this was chojin :< Sorry bro :<

[Zhukov]

Yeah, but he gets the 'I have to get up for work at 6, and you don't actually have to get up at all because you are currently a bum' card.

Which is ironic, because my insomnia is caused by my utter failings in finding placements.

I wouldn't have minded so much if his evening routine didn't involve him falling asleep in front of facebook for 2 hours.

Well, it sounds like he's winning this argument. Does he understand that you don't want to distress him BUT it's not very nice to be told to stay away form bed? As crazy as this may seem, sometimes actually discussing your genuine feelings with your partner is a good idea.


Why are women so unkind? :(

[MLE]

because we're physically weaker i suppose. my old way of handling this works great because it ends up with logic, reason, and discussion of emotion!

note: it doesn't work as well if you tend to cry easily, though that does add to the guilt side.

[Zhukov]

Arguments aren't competitions to be won or lost, MLE. They are problems that take two people to overcome. :picklehat

[Shrubfest]

Oh no, no waterworks. That'd work in a very different way of causing him an emotional breakdown.
I did go to bed in the end, but about 5 hours after him. And didn't sleep.

[Fathom Zero]

MZAkOSpVumw

IT'S ALL I CAN DOOOOOOOOOOO

Good morning, everybody.

[Pub Lover]

I wish I was someone that could function on three or four hours of sleep. Freaking weak ass body.

[Pub Lover]

I need an emoticon for my single sentences. :eek seems way too excited. I need :apathy without :| 's Fartinness & :blah 's glumness.

[Pub Lover]

I am choosing emoticons rather than working on my time critical job. :eek

[Pub Lover]

This is an activity that fills me with amused :eekness.

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Fathom Zero]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

Quite so.:posh

[Pub Lover]

"Axe murderer wants slow, careful rehabilitation." :confused

[executioneer]

:hypno ?

[Pub Lover]

I want slow, careful rehabilitation! :eek

[Pub Lover]

:hypno ?

A good choice for :apathy. :hypno

[executioneer]

well something slow and careful anyways budum pssh

[Fathom Zero]

I feel like a piece of shit for putting off a final paper that's two pages long.

[Pub Lover]

A good choice for :apathy. :eek

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/june/edit.gif

[Pub Lover]

well something slow and careful anyways budum pssh

Assuredly. ;) :yum :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

I happen to own an axe though. :eek

[Pub Lover]

And it only takes one...

[Pub Lover]

...little...

[Pub Lover]

...slip. :eek

[Pub Lover]

And so many people seem to want it. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I don't even need to be a serial killer. Just one. One little death.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

I feel like a piece of shit for putting off a final paper that's two pages long.

I am playing this game too. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

I'm writing about depression.

This would be easy to write about if I weren't so apathetic.

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/4753/ouroboros.png

See? I brought it back around.

[Pub Lover]

Masterful. :love

[Fathom Zero]

I'm not excited about the holidays. I just wish I could take more classes. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2010/1a/bestlawyer.png (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12005930)

[Pub Lover]

I'm not excited about the holidays. I just wish I could take more classes. :(

You are being railroaded by everybody else's jerk idea of fun. :eek

[MLE]

You want to take more classes so you can put off more homework? You know there are cheaper ways of stressing yourself out.

[Fathom Zero]

I am. I don't enjoy 13 hour car trips, both ways.

I like my squalor here. :(

Intersession classes are the fun ones. I was gonna take a class on Mel Brooks before everybody was all like ":family DON'T NEGLECT US."

[Pub Lover]

I don't even understand why I have to explain why I choose not to give gifts or celebrate the holidays. >:

[Pub Lover]

I'm an adult! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Why don't they have to explain why they are acting like children when there are no children around to benefit from such infantile nonsense? >:

[Pub Lover]

And the bitter resentment in my eyes is so strong that not one has made a reference to A Christmas Carol. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

It used to be my favorite time of year, too. But there's no snow here. Just wind that'll freeze your tits off.

[Pub Lover]

...there are no children around to benefit from such infantile nonsense...

You're almost thirty, son. Shouldn't you be thinking about finding a girl and settling down? You know I want more grandchildren.

What more reason to turn gay do I need? :eek

[Pub Lover]

So guys, I've been having these dreams where I suck men off. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I am kinda reasonable sure that I'm not all the way into that. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Yet it keeps happening. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I needed a bro to warn me about the cocks, dawg. :eek

[Kitsa]

My holidays were way shittier before I had kids. Now I feel like I have something to look forward to again.

Being jaded and sardonic is all well and good on certain fronts, but the bleakness of existence is a major drawback.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm too young for this. I should be out fucking people or drinking.

[Kitsa]

If it's any help, depression is often a byproduct of intelligence.

[Fathom Zero]

Being ignorant would lead to a happier life, yes.

[Fathom Zero]

Sorry guys, today just struck me as particularly terrible.

[executioneer]

this is the reason why i sometimes really hate the retarded, because of jealousy :(

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2010/1a/bestlawyer.png (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12005930)

He really does look delighted and thrilled. :)

[Pub Lover]

this is the reason why i sometimes really hate the retarded, because of jealousy :(

I just get mad when they can't tell me who is on first. >:

[Pub Lover]

RIP Blake Edwards.

[Pub Lover]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw28aaNU371qzdvhio1_r1_500.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_RUth7EX-eo/0.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Marley & Marley's ghosts were chained to money boxes because that is all they cared about. :hypno

[Pub Lover]

My ghost is going to be chained to a bunch of digital dicks. :eek

[Pub Lover]

This is the best ghost. :eek

[Pub Lover]

The ghost I am going to be. :eek

[Pub Lover]

The best. :eek

[Pub Lover]

:wank

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:p

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:eek

[Colonel Flagg]

My holidays were way shittier before I had kids. Now I feel like I have something to look forward to again.

Being jaded and sardonic is all well and good on certain fronts, but the bleakness of existence is a major drawback.

'Tis oh so true. Kids are generally so excited about the approaching holiday season, you can lose yourself in their enthusiasm without thinking about all the extended family members you'll be forced to spend time with.

They are the difference between being happy and being suicidal.

:xmas2

[Fathom Zero]

Paper done, handed in. I think it's a pretty good 'un. Time to celebrate the end of the semester with ham.

[Chojin]

i hear it was a whole 2 pages

how did you ever turn that one in on time

[Tadao]

He googled it!

[Fathom Zero]

It was two and one half pages, mister. Quit trollin' my universitys.

[elx]

because being passive aggressive works better than being a bitch. There's more guilt associated with it.
I don't know. I still disagree, shrub's situation aside- I find passive aggressiveness to be more obnoxious than just being direct. :\ It blows my mind that there are girls that would rather punish themselves to get a point across than just say what's on their mind. Standing up for yourself doesn't make you a bitch, being a bitch makes you a bitch. If a guy is being a douche, yes you could take it personally and hurt yourself and make him feel bad as a result, or you could not be a doormat and tell him straight up, hey, stop being a jerk, not cool.


This reminds me of a story my step sister shared with me, she was out at a football game with her boyfriend and he was being a total asshole so she made him "take her home". However, once in the car she just started crying and then made him pull over and she began walking along the side of the road (in this freezing weather!) Of course, he hovered around begging her to get back in and apologizing profusely, eventually he got out of the car and hugged her, and this is where the story ended with a "HE'S SO SWEET!!" Wtf is that?! he's an asshole, she should have had him take her home and never called him back. He would have ended up at the same conclusion and realize that he was an ass, except that she wouldn't still be wasting her time with him and wouldn't have turned into a pathetic hotmess to get to that point.

try reading
two mistakes in one thread, I think I'd like to redeem my post-finals dumb day. FZ get's a depression one, it's only fair. :(

[Tadao]

Bewb pics will make up for it.

[Wiffles]

How inconsiderate of you, she was actually making a valid point concerning passive agro then you drop a blunt request for tata pics.

Men...

[Tadao]

I have very few cares in the world. Bewbs are #2 on the list.

[Fathom Zero]

hey the jerk store called and they're all out of you.

[Wiffles]

I presume bunnies are #1 on your care list XP

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Emotion/pageblak.gif

Bunnies
Bewbs
and
Booze

[Pub Lover]

A drunken furry is your ideal date? :hypno

[Tadao]

POSSIBLY

[Wiffles]

http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/wiffles/bunnygirls.jpg

[Tadao]

:O

[Fathom Zero]

meh

[Kitsa]

unrelated to anything here, but I really hate farmville now.

[Colonel Flagg]

I don't even know what that is, and I have no desire to either.

[Kitsa]

It's a game that most players get to through Facebook. You build a little farm and tend crops and animals and earn money for new things to put on your little farm. That's all well and good, but you have to "add neighbors" from your facebook friends to unlock more things. Then your neighbors have to send you things, and you have to send them things, and it begins this constant begging whenever there's some new item to be begged-for.

Around Christmas, they decided to release a tree with "holiday gifts" that could be collected and turned in for special limited-edition virtual prizes. Cue at least 50% of my friends list soliciting said gifts.

[Zhukov]

Wiffles, my word.

[Colonel Flagg]

Around Christmas, they decided to release a tree with "holiday gifts" that could be collected and turned in for special limited-edition virtual prizes. Cue at least 50% of my friends list soliciting said gifts.

And then there was that virtual "asteroid" that some dude sold for $600K. Nutso.

[Fathom Zero]

It's this virtual world that nobody knows about, too. I dunno what the fucking game is called, but yeah, people are selling stadiums and shit for hundreds of thousands of real dollars.

[Dimnos]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YrfMnYORL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

http://www.amazon.com/FarmVille-Dummies-Angela-Morales/dp/1118016963

:\

[MarioRPG]

Flash games should not cross in to the real world ever. Or anything from the internet.
I saw a keyboard cat commercial yesterday.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YrfMnYORL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

http://www.amazon.com/FarmVille-Dummies-Angela-Morales/dp/1118016963

:\

I hope the entirety of it is just the front cover.

[Kitsa]

I just finished making my brother's birthday cake. He wanted that shitty gun cake from the movie "Observe and Report". The original plan was to make it gray like in the movie, but the stupid black foodcolor paste kept coming out purple and I kept having to tweak it. Eventually the icing was black so it's a black gun.

It looks like a shitty gun, though...pretty much the shitty gun movie cake dead-on.

[Fathom Zero]

omg guitar woman, captain beefheart died

[Aaarg]

omg guitar woman, captain beefheart died

yellow bird fly high tobacco sky

[Colonel Flagg]

I just finished making my brother's birthday cake. He wanted that shitty gun cake from the movie "Observe and Report". The original plan was to make it gray like in the movie, but the stupid black foodcolor paste kept coming out purple and I kept having to tweak it. Eventually the icing was black so it's a black gun.

It looks like a shitty gun, though...pretty much the shitty gun movie cake dead-on.

Did you post an image anywhere? :curious

[Kitsa]

original...

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/cake.jpg

mine (with the stipulation that it had to be angelfood and homemade buttercream, so keep that in mind)

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/chrisguncake.jpg

[Esuohlim]

omg guitar woman, captain beefheart died

:(

[Tadao]

lol my post in SS about starting a new thread to bet on who gets banned got HELLA deleted

I've got money on Babs, he looks broke as fuck and seems to have family crises during the holidays.

:xmas2

[Dimnos]

:lol

[Wiffles]

nice pistol pastry ^.^

[Zhukov]

How old is your brother Kitsa? 11?

[Pentegarn]

27 :lol

Note: Obviously I don't know his real age

[Kitsa]

29.

[Pentegarn]

Wow, I was sure he was really a teenager or a bit younger

[Kitsa]

I'm sure that's some sort of an insult but I have too much of a headache right now to suss it out :(

He's almost 30, he just loves that movie and has more than a passing affection for firearms.

[Pentegarn]

Not an insult, just an assumption based on mostly it is kids who like theme cakes

[Kitsa]

Ah. Well, everyone I know knows I'm the one who makes dumb shit out of food, so I might see more of a demand than most.

[Esuohlim]

RE: MY WHINY LAPTOP ISSUES

I CALLED TECH SUPPORT (:rolleyes) AND THEY TOLD ME MY ADAPTER IS BUSTED.

THEY ARE SENDING ME A FREE ONE.

YOU CAN ALL STOP WORRYING NOW

[Fathom Zero]

Same thing happened to mine. HP sucks.

[Zhukov]

I had my ten year school reunion last night. God, I felt like a young adult until then, now I feel like a manchild that refuses to grow up. So many people married with kids and good jobs.

The girl I had a huge crush on all through high school was looking gorgeous, and I was really suave and funny to her (I barely said a word to her in school) and she said it was really nice to see me... then she went off early with her husband before I worked up the courage to tell her I had a huge crush on her.

[executioneer]

i'm never going to a high school reunion unless i'm armed for a massacre

[Pentegarn]

Ah. Well, everyone I know knows I'm the one who makes dumbhilarious shit out of food, so I might see more of a demand than most.

Yeah the tap dancing penis cake cemented that rep for you forever :lol

[Pub Lover]

RE: MY WHINY LAPTOP ISSUES

I CALLED TECH SUPPORT (:rolleyes) AND THEY TOLD ME MY ADAPTER IS BUSTED.

THEY ARE SENDING ME A FREE ONE.

YOU CAN ALL STOP WORRYING NOW

I am relieved. Post more.

[Pub Lover]

i'm never going to a high school reunion unless i'm armed for a massacre

They pulled down the high school after I went there. :picklehat

[Pub Lover]

I like to think they murdered all the kids I hated too. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I hated all of the kids. All of them. >:

[Kitsa]

Me too, on both counts. My old high school was caught up in the midst of a campaign to build a new one, and every once in a while you'd come across a teacher who wanted to impress upon everyone what a deathtrap the old one was. I vividly remember a teacher threatening to throw a match into a wooden supply closet and "the whole place will burn to the ground". The same teacher later sneaked into a windowed closet to smoke, the door locked behind him, and he had to climb out the window and across a gravel-topped roof to be let into another classroom.

They got their new school, but turned the old one into a middle school. What does that tell you?

[Pub Lover]

Pub logged on FaceBook to make Kitsa his friend. :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://vimeo.com/17277691

Nicholas Gurewitch of The Perry Bible Fellowship fame directed a short film about a birthday party.

[Kitsa]

I can't seem to get my new password to log in correctly, so expect several months until you hear anything more from me there.

[Fathom Zero]

Cross-country trip, woo.

[Pub Lover]

I can't seem to get my new password to log in correctly, so expect several months until you hear anything more from me there.

I hope to out-race you to the never logging on that site again prize. :(

[Pub Lover]

Cross-country trip, woo.

Call them while holding your nose and say that Dylan died on the way there and he didn't even want to have Christmas with them anyway. This will solve all of your woes.

[Fathom Zero]

I am a dead.

[Pub Lover]

That is the spirit. :)

[Kitsa]

Is it really 6 days 'til Christmas?

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Is it really 6 days 'til Christmas?

Five here in Texas.

[Kitsa]

Emailed to me:

~A Cup of Tea ~
　
One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me.
　
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set'
As a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.
　
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in sports when I brought him a
Little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and
Lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home.
　
My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of
Tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' Mom waited, and sure enough,
Here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him
Drink it up.
　
Then she said, (as only a mother would know), "'Did it ever occur to you
That the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?"

[Pub Lover]

I hope to out-race you to the never logging on that site again prize. :(

I goddamn failed this noise. >: grr.

[Esuohlim]

I usually block people on facebook who make constant statuses about their political and religious agendas, SO SEVEN FORCE IF YOU'RE READING THIS SORRY BUD

[kahljorn]

lol

[executioneer]

i like how you can be friends with someone and still have all their updates blocked now, lol

[Pub Lover]

You can also block them from seeing all your stuff. It is quite handy.

[Pub Lover]

I usually block people on facebook who make constant statuses about their political and religious agendas, SO SEVEN FORCE IF YOU'RE READING THIS SORRY BUD

Seven Force is the one that loves Jesus right? Always with the bible boners.

[Kitsa]

I just mainly up your friend count and never say anything at all, except for the odd post of a dick cake.

[Pub Lover]

I can't care about my friend count when my post count is so important. :eek

[Kitsa]

The dick cake counts for nothing? But I thought you were so keen on cock.

[Colonel Flagg]

I don't think he likes the taste of fondant. :\

[Tadao]

Maybe if it was made of Fondick.

[Kitsa]

I have to make a cookie monster out of fondant for Saturday. Some people really like fondant and some don't. I think it's like vaguely flavorless chewing gum.

[Colonel Flagg]

Count me amongst the "nay's".

[Colonel Flagg]

On the subject of food and genitalia, we have been asked to provide sausage balls for my Dad's 90th surprise birthday party. (insert your own witty comment here)

[Kitsa]

Is it wise to surprise a man on his 90th birthday?

[Pub Lover]

WIN98 SIIIIIICK, BRO

I UNINSTALLED WIN7 AND WENT BACK TO XP

KEEP THANGS REAL

it's prob. xp in classic mode that's how mine looks

edit: YEAH

Mine too! :eek

[Pub Lover]

The dick cake counts for nothing? But I thought you were so keen on cock.

I don't think he likes the taste of fondant. :\

Very much a matter of this. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

vampire dicks

[Tadao]

Can we give Babs a lifetime ban tomorrow please? That would be an awesome Christmas present.

[Colonel Flagg]

Is it wise to surprise a man on his 90th birthday?

We shall see ....

[Fathom Zero]

I just saw a video of a kitten falling into a fire and it made my mom cry.

[The Leader]

link please