I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Asila]

It saddens me a little when I realize that there's enough emotion involved on my part for me to miss someone. So :(

Guys, maybe I'll explain the addendum to my signature when I am delusional enough to pretend that you're interested. (Read: <4 days.)


It also saddens me a little that there's a time-span involved because I'm frightfully curious.

I'm 0 for 2 guys, just a normal saturday night.

[Sethomas]

It's been mentioned that I come from a largely medical family, setting up an even more ironic backdrop for posting a youtube video of me removing my own sutures. It's interesting because my mother provides perspective as a dunce nurse who deals with pompous doctors, my father is a radiological technician who's been apportioned all kinds of random managerial tasks to give him insight into the bizarre and often infuriating workings of the American medical industry, and my sister is an actual doctor who has had training and practice in places as varied as Guyana, England, and Manhattan.

When my sister's graduation from medical school was approaching, my family sat in one of those moments that come rarely each year when we're all together. Speaking of medical ethics, my father summarized the spirit of Hippocrates by saying "in any instance, the worst thing you can do is nothing." Sometimes this means that you have to pretend to look like you're doing tests to ease the patient's mind when there's a period of time when awaiting actual relevant results. Sometimes this means you have to tell the patient that they'll die in half an hour, and so you pull out a book and read to them.

My flatmates noticed that it was cold in the condo today, so one of them changed the thermostat to the "heat" function. They forgot, however, to adjust the temperature setting to something above what would require the separate air conditioning function.

Quite admirably by the standards of my father's advice, and perhaps heroically, my furnace has been fanning air at the cold room temperature for the past several hours.

[Sethomas]

While the whole ritual of pranking tobacconists with a question of their product availability is a cultural treasure, it was revealed today at work that its effect is lost on those of the younger generation. As I am a member of this generation, yet seem to have the imbued notion that I am a member of the Victorian aristocracy, I am qualified to translate it into something more contemporary.

Girl at bar: Do you have a prince albert on your dick?
Guy at bar: Actually, yes.
Girl at bar: Awesome, you must be totally hung for him to be able to live there. Let's go back to my place and bring your friend Al.

[Sethomas]

I just came up with a great pithy statement on American politics that I can't bring myself to say in the appropriate forum.

America has brought itself to the point where we have run out of plowshares so we must find other things to beat into swords. Only when we try to beat our dicks into swords will the act's familiarity remind us what got us into this war.

I DON'T CARE IF IT DOESN'T MAKE ALL THAT MUCH SENSE, I LIKE IT.

[bigtimecow]

now my dick hurts

[Fathom Zero]

I want to make violent love
to you by the moon above

[Sethomas]

IN A LAND CALLED AMERICA.
TEN YEARS AGO:

Imagine telling people who were just now getting used to the whole internet thing about this: as has probably happened throughout history, people in THE FUTURE are thinking about images during sex that they have in their head to motivate them into the act, perhaps in a dire statement of their opinion on their partner. As most people realized by 1998, many of these pictures would come from ONLINE.

Now, just try to explain that these pictures are actually of the person that the the CITIZEN OF THE FUTURE is having sex with, by which the incurred deception of attractiveness was responsible for the events leading up to the coital tryst.

Tell me, mind, what further evidence need I show you that you should boggle?

[Sethomas]

Last edited by Big Papa Goat : Apr 11th, 2008 at 05:35 AM. Reason: ******s

It's been hard to laugh that much in the philosophy board, at least since we've lost our dear submarine captain and gracefully enormous thigh muscles.

[Tadao]

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-04/11/xin_4120405111501812211448.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-kitten-sleeps-tiny-bed.jpg

[Sethomas]

Seth removes his stitches.

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[Tadao]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/04/12/snarfle.jpg

[Asila]

YouTube is just worried about you, Seth

[Pub Lover]

Seth removes his stitches.

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Are those keyword matches or 'people that viewed your video also viewed these:'?

[Sethomas]

I wish I knew, lord how I wish I knew.

[executioneer]

Are those keyword matches or 'people that viewed your video also viewed these:'?

pretty sure it's the second :( that "principaldoogan" video that got posted on april fools only had the keywords "JIXBY DOOGAN PHILLIPS" and it still had only other april fools day related stuff as related matches for the longest time

[Dr. Octogonopus]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/04/12/snarfle.jpg

Arrrrgh I wanna armadillo. All the 'dillos in my neck of the woods are either infested with leprosy or busses.

[HickMan]

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper344/stills/7w9a71x5.gif
RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP

http://www.malaspina.com/jpg/frank.jpg
RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP

[Esuohlim]

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/6872/dickyorkza8.jpg
RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP

[Seven Force]

post your dead jew thread

[Tadao]

Ban him

[Seven Force]

lmao

[Seven Force]

what the fuck does everyone think im banned for? :lol

[liquidstatik]

asila idk if you know this or not but here at imockery we have a no fat chicks policy :x

[Esuohlim]

I would have totally banged Anne Frank if I was stuck in the attic with her :x

Whether she liked it or not >:

[Seven Force]

asila idk if you know this or not but here at imockery we have a no fat chicks policy :x

hahahaha pic plz

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd107/chicago2285/milhousedayoff.gif

[liquidstatik]

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg158/DragonsJewel13/Picture028.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/sammyDavisJr.jpg

[Asila]

thanks liquid I'll keep that in mind

[liquidstatik]

ASILA I'M SORRY IW AS JK

[Seven Force]

who put my marshmallow peep in the microwave and put horse hair on it

[Seven Force]

nice going assholes

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[RaNkeri]

Tre Kronor, what the fuck?

[Esuohlim]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/sammyDavisJr.jpg

MY FAVORITE JEW :eek

[Sethomas]

If you don't want to go to hell, then there's only one FAVORITE Jew for anyone.

http://www.tribulation.com/images/KingJesus.jpg

[liquidstatik]

sorry seth but jesus was black :rolleyes

[Seven Force]

he was jewish? i thought the jews killed him? (didnt read the bible much so correct me if im wrong)

[Esuohlim]

I'm going to hell anyway :x

[Pub Lover]

Dude, there is gonna be a whole room for us. :(

[liquidstatik]

yeah, i know i'll be there :'(

[Asila]

A hell room, because I'll believe in hell again long enough to join that

[liquidstatik]

god :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Dude, there is gonna be a whole room for us. :(

You mean I-Mockery members?

Shit I hope not :(

[liquidstatik]

i'd hate to be stuck in a room with you guys >:

[Tadao]

Hell is for children.

[Pub Lover]

You mean I-Mockery members?

Shit I hope not :(

i'd hate to be stuck in a room with you guys >:

It's hell for a reason. :x

[Esuohlim]

If I-Mock was a room then the chatroom would be the closet :lol

AND SOME OF US AREN'T TOO KEEN ON STRAYING FROM THE CHATROOM IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >:

[Sethomas]

Yes, Jesus was Jewish. He was, in fact, so good at being Jewish that all the other Jews had to kill him to keep them from looking bad.

The understanding that he was killed by a select group of politically-motivated Jewish élite under the auspices of Imperial Rome, and NOT by an elective motion of the entire religion/culture is not easily explained to those with short attention spans. If you want a sociological primer for millions of deaths stemming from Anti-Semitic prejudice from roughly the 4th Century to the present, that's about it.

Oh, and Mel Brooks' whole "Gentiles can laugh at self-deprecating Jewish humor because we file their taxes for them anyways" shtick doesn't really help, either.

[Esuohlim]

Myself included :(

[liquidstatik]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/7/79/360px-Hortus_Deliciarum_-_Hell.jpg
:eek

[Sethomas]

Guys, don't interrupt me when I talk theology/politics/history/linguistics/sociology/the rest of the curriculum in the chat thread.

[liquidstatik]

Myself included :(

every other thread sucks except WHAT AR EYOU LISTENIN TO? :(

[Sethomas]

Guys, I am very sad to have learned that there was a classical feudalist state still existence until yesterday AND I DID NOT LIVE THERE because NOBODY BOTHERED TO TELL ME ABOUT IT.

Fun facts about the land:
Magloire's relics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relic) were venerated at the monastery until the mid-9th century when Viking (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viking) raids rendered Sark unsafe and the monks departed for Jersey, taking the relics with them.

UNLIKE ITS NEWER COUNTERPART, OLD JERSEY WAS ARGUABLY MORE DESIRABLE THAN BEING RAPED AND/OR KILLED BY VIKINGS.

THANK YOU.

[Pub Lover]

Guys, don't interrupt me when I talk theology/politics/history/linguistics/sociology/the rest of the curriculum in the chat thread.

Fun fact, most of the stuff Seth says in here I already know or at least heard before & decided I wasn't going to remember. You'd think I'd get some more advanced in my private lessions with him, but no, it's all making out & hot, hot sex. >:

[liquidstatik]

afk pickin up some bud 8]

[Esuohlim]

I'd love to talk religion, but I know basically next to nothing about theology in general and anything I would have to say about it would come from a scientific perspective. I only don't believe in God (the Christian God anyway) because of reasons concerning logical fallacies, which may not be a good enough reason in the first place.

Not good enough for kahljorn anyway :x

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/spp2.jpg

[Sethomas]

Shit guys, don't make me learn about botany just because no other field of study is appropriate here.

I'LL DO IT, ASSHOLES.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/spp1.jpg

[Asila]

Seth threatens to learn something new and that's genuinely frightening

[Esuohlim]

Pub where's that picture of you with half a beard

[Esuohlim]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/20-09-05_6.jpg

I SEE ROOM FOR A THOUGHT BUBBLE HERE :eek

[Pub Lover]

Pub where's that picture of you with half a beard

2005? Where it belongs! >:

[Pub Lover]

I look so young there. :tear

[Asila]

Young'un

[Esuohlim]

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/9305/sadpubbq7.png

:(

[Sethomas]

Posted on the MySpace board for a friend, on whom I developed a crush in 1st grade that did not dissipate until roughly my junior year of high school and still pangs at my soul from time to time:

the whole thing reminds me of when your dad would make me dress like a hooker and then he'd take me out to the movies. Even though he said we'd take turns, I ALWAYS paid for both of our tickets.


It's funny I mention my junior year of high school, because that's when I joined I-Mockery to compensate for the fact that I had a fairly large number of friends and none of them actually liked me all that much.

Except for MY BESTEST BUDDY DENISE
http://www.coeternalism.com/seth/deniseandseth.JPG

[Pub Lover]

That's my happy face. :rolleyes

[Asila]

With the half beard?

[Pub Lover]

Hurrey up & turn the page. >:

[Esuohlim]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2006/7thMay2006-3.jpg

HAPPY FACE :rolleyes

These pictures are hard to find. Maybe I should swallow my pride and just start a file >:

[RaNkeri]

Awesome paint skills

[Pub Lover]

With the half beard?

OCD is happytimes. ;)

[Pub Lover]

Awesome paint skills

It's about the message not the medium, dick.

[Esuohlim]

Awesome paint skills

Watch it buddy or I'll start scandalizing your aryan-race-poster-child pictures with giant frown emoticons

[Pub Lover]

HAPPY FACE :rolleyes
That's trapped my cock in my zipper agony. :(

These pictures are hard to find. Maybe I should swallow my pride and just start a file >:

Creep. :rolleyes

[Asila]

It's better than manic spontaneity? I'll trade with you.

[RaNkeri]

Even when I praise people I'm still being called a dick.

World is such harsh place :tear

[Pub Lover]

Posted on the MySpace board for a friend, on whom I developed a crush in 1st grade that did not dissipate until roughly my junior year of high school and still pangs at my soul from time to time:

the whole thing reminds me of when your dad would make me dress like a hooker and then he'd take me out to the movies. Even though he said we'd take turns, I ALWAYS paid for both of our tickets.


It's funny I mention my junior year of high school, because that's when I joined I-Mockery to compensate for the fact that I had a fairly large number of friends and none of them actually liked me all that much.

Except for MY BESTEST BUDDY DENISE
http://www.coeternalism.com/seth/deniseandseth.JPG
Let's put Seth's awesome post on a less sucky page.

[Pub Lover]

Even when I praise people I'm still being called a dick.

World is such harsh place :tear

YOUR FINNISH SARCASM WAS NOT APPRECIATED! :eek

[Esuohlim]

World is such harsh place :tear

GET USED TO IT PAL BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE DEAD AND IN HELL THERE'LL BE A ROOM FULL OF US WAITING FOR YOU.

AND YOU WON'T BE ALLOWED IN THE CLOSET >:

[Asila]

HELL
HELL IS FOR I-MOCK
I KNOW THIS JOKE'S BEEN USED BUT IT'S STILL FUNNY TO ME

[Esuohlim]

Hell is other people :eek

[Pub Lover]

Hell is getting into heaven & everyone acting like you belong there.

[Sethomas]

Guys, I was going to make a Jean-Paul Sartre joke based on some abuse of the phrase "L'infer--c'est des autres" that also makes fun of everyone here.

However, last time I tried to make internet references sufficiently French I was scolded by Cecropia for doing it wrong, and I really don't like being wrong.

I will note that I really feel tempted to make flagrantly bad French posts just to resurrect Cecropia from the sepulcher of mockers lost and fallen, but that sort of summoning ritual only works on posters we don't like for the most part.

I will also note that I still have Cecropia on my AIM buddy list, and when I see her online with the prettiness of her face (GOD, why does she have to use that as her buddy icon, seriously?) unmarred by the passage of time, I feel very awkward because it's only a matter of time before I will get drunk when she's online and a six-year conversation hiatus will be formally concluded with her actually blocking me.

Speaking of all that, neither Yammy nor Miss Emma have left me messages on my Yahoo! Voicemail account for a long while.

I really hope that Willie reads that last sentence.

[executioneer]

Guys, I am very sad to have learned that there was a classical feudalist state still existence until yesterday AND I DID NOT LIVE THERE because NOBODY BOTHERED TO TELL ME ABOUT IT.

In 1991 an unemployed French (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/France) nuclear physicist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_physicist) named André Gardes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9_Gardes) attempted a singlehanded invasion of Sark, armed with a semi-automatic weapon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semi-automatic_weapon). He was arrested by the Island's police officer (who at the time was Little Sark farmer Philip Perrée Junior) while Gardes was sitting on a bench, changing the gun's magazine.[5] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sark#cite_note-ind-4)

hahaha

[Sethomas]

Well, if he had outlined his intent in a format agreeing with the Thomist Just War formulation and then just shot the island vassal, it probably would have saved him a great deal of time, walking, and bullets. Also, it would have been technically acceptable by the principles of feudalism so there'd be no grounds for his arrest.

[executioneer]

do you think if you'd seen the article before they dismantled the feudalism that it would have given you ideas

[Sethomas]

Well, if you could declare in a Latin proclamation that "Our sovereign lord, master of this fiefdom, is a total cocksucker and I'm taking over for the good of all the realm and the betterment of Christendom", from which you'd not only get to kill a man but you'd have control of 2 square miles of prime Channel real estate... wouldn't you HAVE to?

[executioneer]

Speaking of all that, neither Yammy nor Miss Emma have left me messages on my Yahoo! Voicemail account for a long while.

I really hope that Willie reads that last sentence.
yahoo has a voicemail thing? whoa

[HickMan]

goodmorning guys I have to open the pool to watch people swim at 5 AM :(

[liquidstatik]

its already 3:40am over hurr :x

[liquidstatik]

DOWN IN LIL OL' ASHDOWN, ARKANSAS

[Sethomas]

It did back in 2001, and the hip thing amongst the mockers was to get the free voicemail accounts and talk to each other. I remember calling some 1-800 number every half an hour from Sea World payphones to get board updates during a vacation my family took to see my aunt before she died. My aunt wanted to see Sea World one last time, I guess.

But yeah, Yahoo! and Excite both had free voicemail by some technological quirk by which that actually made good business sense for a few months. Even though Excite's was better somehow only Emma or maybe Burdock used that one and the lack of uniformity just FUCKED UP THE SYSTEM. What made it okay was that the robot for Excite's system had a comically sultry voice, just not as comically sultry as Miss Emma's.

[executioneer]

emma is (was?) the hottest hamburglar

[bigtimecow]

i don't wanna know what you guys sound like. knowing your first names is weird enough :(

[Grislygus]

Goddamn neophytes can't tell an action movie cliché waiting to happen from a Papa Roach lyric that probably already HAS happened.

:lol


Ah shit, I read everything that I missed this time

every last thing :(

[Seven Force]

HAPPY FACE :rolleyes

These pictures are hard to find. Maybe I should swallow my pride and just start a file >:

i have a folder you can borrow some of mine :lol

[Pub Lover]

Creep. >:

[Pub Lover]

http://www.digitaljournal.com/images/photo/copy_0_radiohead_thom.jpg

[Seven Force]

is that really you? you look a lil different

[Pub Lover]

Is it the wonky eye?

[Seven Force]

yours or mine :lol

[Pub Lover]

Dude, no need. :(

[Seven Force]

:(

[bigtimecow]

you're a creep

[Pub Lover]

You're a loser! >:

[bigtimecow]

you're a weirdo

[Seven Force]

guys stop fighting srsly :(

[Seven Force]

srsly you guys :tear

[Pub Lover]

BET BENT, SHITHEAD! >:

[Seven Force]

all bets are off (and bent)

[bigtimecow]

you guys didn't get the joke, god, i really am a loser :(

[Seven Force]

it depends on what the joke was

[Pub Lover]

What the hell are you doing here?

[bigtimecow]

!! :> !!

i don't belong heeeeeeeeeeeeeere

[bigtimecow]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u10/bigtimecow/fbhate.jpg

FACEBOOK

[Sethomas]

Guys, I just realized that I made a mix-cd (for arguably academic purposes) for the cute lesbian TA who taught my class and later worked to have me removed from the university on the grounds of her having earlier stalked me enough to know my prior run-ins with mental health issues.

I did not, however, ever make a mix-cd for my ex-girlfriend who actually asked for one, and who later worked to have me removed from the university on the grounds that she came to really, really dislike me.

AWESOME.

[Seven Force]

dude that sucks :(

[Pub Lover]

i don't belong heeeeeeeeeeeeeere

Yeah, you do, Cunt.

[bigtimecow]

fuckin' dikes gettin' the best of ya

[bigtimecow]

Yeah, you do, Cunt.

pub cares about me :love

[Govenuh]

CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS!?

[bigtimecow]

i have some friends here, but who are YOU?

[Govenuh]

I'm Govenuh,a member of I-Mockery.com

[Pub Lover]

IF YOU WERE YOU WOULD KNOW HOW TO PAGE BREAK PROPERLY! >:

[Govenuh]

i sry im noo here hay u guyz liek naruto

[Grislygus]

At least try to fool somebody, shit

[Seven Force]

this is why i stopped coming here :lol

[Grislygus]

Of course, that was coming from the guy who got his character banned in two seconds

DAMN YOU, ESHUOLIM

[Seven Force]

what now?

[Grislygus]

Search for "punkster_fx"

[Govenuh]

I'm sorry,I'm so bad at this!
:tear

[Seven Force]

ohhhhh sorry dude i thought you were talking about me for a sec x_x


punkster_fx was shit and so is this dude above me

[Grislygus]

I basically just copied and pasted some of the most retarded music afficionados ever to grace the internet

[bigtimecow]

is it esuohlim and seven force who i keep confusing?

someone needs a different color avatar :rollseyes

[Grislygus]

I mean, I had to edit everything to form coherent sentences, but those are all actual opinions held by spectacular gems of humanity

[Seven Force]

i cant edit mine from here ill do it later tonight :P

[Seven Force]

hahahah you cant tell the difference between our posts thats fantastic

[bigtimecow]

just the avatars really

[RaNkeri]

I'm having the same problem as BTC :/

Although apparently Seven Force is retarded enough not to be able to make the background transparent

[Seven Force]

no that was done on purpose

you're just being ignorant

[Pub Lover]

Seven Force is retarded

Haha, Rankari has found someone he outranks. :lol

[Seven Force]

fuck i didnt even think of transparency :x

[Sethomas]

Maybe this belongs in the sports* forum, but I'm not prepared to post there. (From a comment I left in a cute bisexual fencer friend's blog.)

"...Also, I'm pretty sure that Italian Grips were banned by the FIE (or maybe just in America? I forget) because they knew the horrors that would come when someone figured out the whole 'getting poked by a strap-on' joke."

*When we had the whole rotating name forum, like, "FINLAND: Land of Mystery and Wonder", did we ever have one dedicated to the guy who called himself sports? I think we might need one now more than ever.

[bigtimecow]

i have a dancing baby animation with sports' avatar on it's head. i have no idea why :/

[Seven Force]

sports was the movie guy right?

[Pub Lover]

Pub was held in suspense for long enough with my * (http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/2834/puppiesyo4.jpg)

What would be better is if all your annotations were numbered & contained in their own thread.

[bigtimecow]

i agree. more or less, seth should have his own goddamn section on this forum

[Sethomas]

Sorry, I only take the time to use numbered footnotes in non-scholastic writing when I'm composing messages for online dating sites.

[Pub Lover]

PAGE BREAk YOU SHITS! >:

[RaNkeri]

Too bad, Pub :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Sorry, I only take the time to use numbered footnotes in non-scholastic writing when I'm composing messages for online dating sites.

Seth needs a TA.

Preferably not a lesbian, can we manage that?

[Pub Lover]

Too bad, Pub :rolleyes

I AM IMAGINING YOU BEING KICKED IN THE BALLS! >:

[Seven Force]

girls dont like wall of txts seth :(

[Pub Lover]

girls dont like wall of txts seth :(

haha, idiot

[Sethomas]

There's a lot of of backstory to make this equally weird but in ways that reflect less weirdly on me personally, but:

The last person I met from that site changed her orientation setting to "gay" within about two days.

[Pub Lover]

Now that the Pope & the Dalai Lama are both in the US, could someone set up some sort of Wrestling Grudge Match between them?

Who would win?

[Seven Force]

haha, idiot

weirdo

[Sethomas]

If the Dalai Lama is in the United States, then there's a good chance I'll run into members of his entourage and maybe his Holiness soon. Any diplomatic or cultural excursion to the US he makes is usually an excuse to visit his brother who runs the slightly-more-successful of two Tibetan restaurants in this city. That's really not an exaggeration.

And while I've seen the pope three times already, it's never been this particular one so I'm kind of torn about the chance to end my 8-year dry run of papal attendances.

Don King- "Okay Pope, how 'bout this: You and the Dalai Lama at Madison Square Gardens?"
JPII- "He doesn't have a PRAYER!"

Man, I miss The Critic.

[Pub Lover]

weirdo

Hardly worse than you, Cunt.

[Chojin]

http://dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert2006112580409.gif

[Asila]

Now that the Pope & the Dalai Lama are both in the US, could someone set up some sort of Wrestling Grudge Match between them?

Who would win?


Mental Image: 1
Brain Cells: 0

[Sethomas]

When I see Facebook tell me "(Seth's "friend") and (Seth's "friend"'s "Girlfriend") ended their relationship", I wish it could be set up so that it would say that someone else ended it. 'Cuz really, that's how it usually is with these kids.

[Sethomas]

About that meeting with the lass who recently discovered how gay she is:

When the mutual friends we were with talked about bike theft, and someone said she wanted to post something on Craig's List entitled "To the assholes who vandalized my bike:", I retorted something about the fact that she'd probably put it in the "casual encounters" section. Miss "penises aren't my thing anymore, officially as of tomorrow" laughed really hard at that for a long time. To bad that didn't give me a chance to set her straight.

[Grislygus]

So why the hell are Sean Penn's and Iggy Pop's name being bandied about on the Persepolis ads I've seen, I don't see their names anywhere on imdb or anywhere else

[Grislygus]

Oh wait, "North American version".

Fuck that

[liquidstatik]

FUCK THAT

[Esuohlim]

hahahah you cant tell the difference between our posts thats fantastic

:(

[Asila]

So tomorrow I have to take a good 10 hour drive through what I've decided to be the most boring scenery in the continental United States. Oh god the trees. I'm a fan of woods in general but to drive through miles and miles of them is honestly unbearable.
I shall probably go very slowly insane.

[Esuohlim]

Trees are much more interesting than cornfields

[Asila]

Cornfields at the least creep me out because I imagine small children piling out of them with evil intent. Trees are just boring.

[Esuohlim]

This board gets so much more activity on Friday nights

You fuckin nerds >:

[Pub Lover]

Using a message board at all is nerdy.

[Pub Lover]

http://bp3.blogger.com/_wvoLtwni0kc/RiLemRnu1pI/AAAAAAAAHx0/dhxpcjcwr1Y/s320/girl+nerd+stormtrooper.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I look so cute in my stormtrooper uniform. :love

[Esuohlim]

lol @ the breasts

[Pub Lover]

That's where I keep my snacks. ;)

[Pub Lover]

Also, with the helmet on you can't tell I'm a dude, so in the yiffing circle I can be the center of attention.

[Asila]

I can see where your popularity comes from
and lol@ the expression on her face

[Pub Lover]

She wants to marry Immortal Goat, but she didn't want this to be her wedding dress.

[Asila]

And that's supposed to be the happiest day of your life! Even in a stormtrooper outfit!

[Pub Lover]

Am I thinking of the right Goat? The one that's Hickman's brother. Was that Immortal?

[liquidstatik]

http://bp3.blogger.com/_wvoLtwni0kc/RiLemRnu1pI/AAAAAAAAHx0/dhxpcjcwr1Y/s320/girl+nerd+stormtrooper.jpg

that looks a lot like my friends ex :o

[liquidstatik]

SORRY I KILLED IT, DUDES

[Pub Lover]

Got her number? ON THE PROVISO THAT SHE DRESSES AS A STORMTROOPERA, otherwise don't bother.

[Pub Lover]

http://img101.exs.cx/img101/3280/showfront20nl.jpg
http://www.eselkatzen.de/bilder/fun/space_cat.jpg
Page Break backlog that I'm not going to use. See you guys.

[Asila]

:(

[executioneer]

PUB LOVER

[Asila]

:( :(

[Asila]

I don't have a better face

[Seven Force]

you have a butter face

[Asila]

thank you for that

[Seven Force]

np

[Sethomas]

Guys, I have an idea for a Lifetime Original Movie:

A girl in college joins a social networking site.
A girl younger than her but with very similar appearance pays someone $80 to get a "fake" ID so that she can watch a Marilyn Manson concert, which is at a bar for some reason.
The people whom the second girl pays for the ID peruse networking sites until they come to find someone who looks as similar as possible to the high school girl. They then find her in real life, then brutally rape her and steal her driver's license.
High school girl goes to concert with fake ID, and Marilyn Manson gives her roofies then rapes her, causing her to become pregnant.
With nowhere left to go because of what her strict parents who are some ambiguous form of fundamentalists would think, she gets a back alley abortion.
She then goes into septic shock and dies as her father rapes her.

I don't know what to call it, except maybe "The INTERNET Killed my Daughter!"

[executioneer]

man that is a lot of rape

[ElPila666]

I was wish that Marilyn Manson rape me on 1997

[Asila]

1518--the rape thread

[ElPila666]

BTW when did Pokemon live action movie comes out?

[ElPila666]

http://i29.tinypic.com/e13u6f.jpg

[Asila]

BTW when did Pokemon live action movie comes out?


WHEN MY UTERUS FREEZES OVER

[Guitar Woman]

I'm pretty convinced that ElPila is the greatest person who ever lived

[ElPila666]

are you agreed that it should comes out a pokemon live action movie? :love i'm about to predict the cast

[ElPila666]

Josh Hutcherson and AnnaSophia Robb from Bridge To Terabithia should be Ash and Misty, then Brock it could be played by the afro guy from High School Musical, the rocket team could be played by a younger Tom Cruise and Amanda Bynes, as James and jessie, or what about Linsay Lodhan as Jessie?

[Tadao]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/14/070619_09.jpg

[ElPila666]

This is the closer that i get from my dream :tear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmmM0TAU94o

[liquidstatik]

that was horrible :(

[HickMan]

I hate everything

[ElPila666]

What's wrong honey?

[Sethomas]

Just when you thought that Danish politics couldn't get any better...

...Danish politics gets even better!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johanne_Schmidt-Nielsen

Thank you, people of Denmark, for electing another contribution to my "Women of Global Politics" wank folder.

[ElPila666]

She's 1 year younger than me, i wonder what politician job could i got if i were been borned as a hot blondie lady, sorry my english is getting worse when i came from a spanish forum, i don't know why

[Sethomas]

The Indianapolis Symphony Orchestra just sent me an email telling me to go watch them play some shitty pops tunes. I wasn't impressed with their marketing this time around. Last time I got an email from them, it was for something I already wanted to see... but the graphic they used really nailed it down as something I would enjoy.

http://editor.ne16.com/indianapolissymphony/dance_of_death_banner.jpg

Now, the only real problem with that is maybe the font is a little lame, and they should have kept it in the German title of "Totentantz".

Now, compare that with their effort today of trying to make me watch two hours of John Williams bullshit.

http://editor.ne16.com/indianapolissymphony/hh_people3.jpg

What the fuck, guys.

[Sethomas]

I mean, it seems like they would have figured out that human skulls work well for them.

[T-Rex]

Wow, that's diversity if I ever saw it. Martinis, beers and orange juice. "Nice!".

[Sethomas]

I can just imagine some Graphic Design major engaging in numerous passive-aggressive emails with the marketing director over his thoughts on why they shouldn't be wearing turtlenecks before finally acquiescing.

[Sethomas]

Somebody do me a favor, because I'd actually like to get to work on time today. Add this guy to the second advertisement:
http://home.uchicago.edu/%7Estp/skeleton.gif

And give him a voice bubble that calls everyone else "fags".

[T-Rex]

http://www.geocities.com/smoothassilk7717/WER.PNG

[Tadao]

He's in an elevator.

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[Sethomas]

If the original skeleton image had been used as a transparent gif, or if the actual advertisement had been cut out, it wouldn't have been the same.

[liquidstatik]

http://i29.tinypic.com/1zb6olw.png

[Pub Lover]

So the crime forum is gone for me.

[liquidstatik]

cuz you fags kept abusing it

[Pub Lover]

Johanne Schmidt-Nielsen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johanne_Schmidt-Nielsen)

She's 1 year younger than me

If a Logan's Run society began to form, I am worryingly on the wrong side of the fence all of a sudden.

Whose fence? The revolution's fence! :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://www.oxygenflow.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/lost-for-words.jpg

[Pub Lover]

cuz you fags kept abusing it

Only because you keep breaking the goddamn rules. >:

[liquidstatik]

I ONLY CRIMED ONCE >:

[Grislygus]

So you think your kung fu's pretty good, ha

I want to fight your brother, him against me

[Grislygus]

Leonard Nimoy sings supertramp is stuck in the truck's cassette player

[Sethomas]

Hey, Gus-- I'm glad you liked my links to McSweeney's and that you started making allusions to The Critic.

But if I ever start seeing your email on the list server for Scav Hunt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Chicago_Scavenger_Hunt)mailings, so help me you're dead.

Ha! That's funny because I can't actively participate in Scav Hunt right now because of the University's paranoia about me killing people.

[Pub Lover]

"Attempted murder, now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"

[Grislygus]

Seth, if you ever go on a crazed, homicidal rampage over a scavenger hunt, promise that you'll send pictures

[Esuohlim]

"Attempted murder, now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"

I haven't watched the Simpsons in forever :(

[liquidstatik]

cause its not even funny :rolleyes

[MarioRPG]

Sometimes it is. Just, not funny throughout a whole episode.

[RaNkeri]

I found Simpsons movie to be quite amusing :/

[Esuohlim]

cause its not even funny :rolleyes

I know :tear

Everyone I've talked to who has seen the movie said the it was great, but I just have no desire to see it myself.

[Sethomas]

At least they got the non sequitur pop icon cameo out of the way within the first ten or so minutes.

Unless there was more than just Green Day.

[Esuohlim]

The last time I watched a new episode of the Simpsons there was some wacky off-the-wall stupid shit going on and everyone was speaking in puns. >:

[Sethomas]

(finger wag) "YOU GO, GIRL!" -Homer Simpson

[Asila]

so I'm sitting in a coffee shop in Georgia and I swear to god I just saw someone who looked exactly like Rosie O'Donnell drive by.
So yeah, fuck Georgia.

[MetalMilitia]

At season 14 The Simpsons hit rock bottom. Since then it's been getting slightly better but can be inconsistent. The movie was mediocre IMO.

[RaNkeri]

One of the worst episodes I recall is the one where they go to Italy.

Major suckage :(

[Esuohlim]

I keep seeing comments online about how the Simpsons sucked between season 10 and 16, but since then the show has been comparable to the way it used to be.

These people have no fucking idea what they're talking about >:

And a few of my friends hate the old seasons because "that was when the show was boring". >:

[liquidstatik]

i don't watch it enough to compare seasons, but the movie sucked :x

[Esuohlim]

Oh man I'm all riled up now >:

And when a plot about Homer going to outer space (season 5) was made a lot more believable than the new episodes, even when they're centralized around even the most mundane of subject matters (Lisa becoming class president, Bart creating an internet cartoon) you know somebody fucked up somewhere along the line >:

[MetalMilitia]

I keep seeing comments online about how the Simpsons sucked between season 10 and 16, but since then the show has been comparable to the way it used to be.

These people have no fucking idea what they're talking about >:

And a few of my friends hate the old seasons because "that was when the show was boring". >:

Yah, no it's nothing like it used to be. But then again I don't know if they could keep it the same as they've already done every conceivable storyline.

[Seven Force]

i havent watched that show in a long ass time, i think they should just stop now :(

[liquidstatik]

38,000 :eek