I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

Sam: ALCHOPORN
PublicPubLoather: PURFECT!

Oh noes! Now everyone nows! :eek

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah, I forgot about ArrowX moving.

[Pub Lover]

I think I should start "pulling a Willie" once in a while :(

Is that really American English? I didn't think it was. ;(

[Seven Force]

esuohlim wouldnt need to pull a willie if he has chicks sucking it for him

[Guitar Woman]

You guys wanna play iSketch

[Pub Lover]

Seriously, do they call it that over there? I thought they didn't. :(

[Esuohlim]

As the American representative of this forum, no we don't call it that over here but it's widely known that it is indeed a name for it.

[Sam]

We do too call it that. >:

[Pub Lover]

'Big Willie Style' used to make me laugh. Will Smith you fool.

[executioneer]

FREE C*CK

[Tadao]

One eyed willie and his nutty pals

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I didn't know Willie was in a movie.

[Pub Lover]

One eyed willie and his nutty pals

PICS PLZ!

[Esuohlim]

We do too call it that. >:

YEAH OK MAYBE OVER IN CALIFORNIA :rolleyes :rolleyes

[executioneer]

guys did you see where i did subtle racism back there :(

[Pub Lover]

WHOEVER THIS GUY CLAIMING TO BE ARROWX IS... HUH WHAT? ANYWAY HE NEEDS TO BE UNBANNED BECAUSE HE IS FUNNY AS UNFUNNY! :lol

[Tadao]

PICS PLZ!

Only if Mockbot aloows it.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Who has snow? I hear up in New England it's pretty bad. We ain't got shit! Till wed. at least.

[Guitar Woman]

well, It's snowed a few times over the course of break, but since I've made a habit of sleeping til 2 PM I missed most of it.

[Esuohlim]

We have snow, do you want some of it >:

[Esuohlim]

I'm only still here for the 30,000th post in this thread btw

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Tomorrow is gonna suck ass. THANKS PUBLOVER.

No hard feelings, till ya know, I come home from school pissed as fuck at you and then have to pick up my goddamn lisence with a shitty picture.

NO HARD FEELINGS THOUGH!

[Tadao]

I'm only still here for the 30,000th post in this thread btw

I want this glory as well.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm only still here for the 30,000th post in this thread btw
oh shi-

[Guitar Woman]

remember when I totally nailed the first post on page 1000 and some wiseguy deleted it :(

[Esuohlim]

Don't even try it you n*gger f*ggots I claim rights to posts number 5000, 10000, 15000, and 20000 (to the jerk who got 25000 grrrr I'll get you someday >:)

[Guitar Woman]

well I have to go to bed in about 30 minutes so you can have it

[zeldasbiggestfan]

We have snow, do you want some of it >:

Yes, please get me out of school so I may sleep :(

[Guitar Woman]

BUT ANY OTHER TIME IT'D BE ON

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Just be pissy at school/work. You do it here, why not spread it around like an angry cat?

[Esuohlim]

We only have about seven inches is this enough to get Canadians out of school?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I AM NOT CANADIAN, I DO NOT LIVE IN AMERICAS HAT. >:

[Guitar Woman]

wtf ZBF is canadian

[Guitar Woman]

my mind is blown!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

AM NOT! >:

[Tadao]

I would have never noticed it if you didn't point it out. Now I lust for it. Like a lustfull lusty guy.

[Esuohlim]

AM NOT! >:

What is this bullshit

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Me too. But I got 69 :D

[Esuohlim]

Oh wait that was ArrowX lol

[Guitar Woman]

is ZBF replying to the same thread as the rest of us?

[Guitar Woman]

haha looks like I might make 30,000 yet better watch out milhouse

[Esuohlim]

I don't know but I'm getting 69 too if you know what I mean :hat

[zeldasbiggestfan]

YES I AM AND I WANT IT DAMNIT!

[Pub Lover]

Whoops.

[Seven Force]

I miss snow

[Guitar Woman]

I wanna go bowling all of a sudden

[Esuohlim]

Actually the 69 position is kind of gross :x

[Guitar Woman]

kind of?

[Esuohlim]

OH I FORGOT I'M IN A ROOM FULL OF VIRGINS HERE :rolleyes

[Tadao]

my computer reloads slow, so i have only a lucky chance to get 30000

[Guitar Woman]

I'm at a point where I'm so lonely I'd rather companionship than the fornication

[Guitar Woman]

how come all the girls I know are jerks

[zeldasbiggestfan]

That one's going on the gag reel!

I-MOCKERY DVD! COMING OUT SOON TO A 1$ BIN NEAR YOU!

[Guitar Woman]

or anyone my age for that matter

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I meant Milhouse and his virgin comment.

[Tadao]

Actually the 69 position is kind of gross :x

I guess it would depend on who you where posting with.

[Seven Force]

Actually the 69 position is kind of gross :x

What girls do you fuck?

[Guitar Woman]

fuck teenagers

[Tadao]

gah

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Didn't your favorite band make a song about them?

[Tadao]

I like pron

[Guitar Woman]

after 30,000 we should do some madlibs or something

[Pub Lover]

Post

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Madgab!

[Guitar Woman]

Didn't your favorite band make a song about them?
You shut the fuck up about that ;<

[Zomboid]

boner?

[Pub Lover]

Did we make it?

[Tadao]

Ok this is my final shot.

[Esuohlim]

30002nd POST :balloons

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I want it damnit! NOT PUBLOVER NO!

[Sethomas]

Sometimes, I post here too.

[Pub Lover]

BITCHING!

[Guitar Woman]

Why am I not surprised

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I can't believe it said boner.

[Esuohlim]

Fuck you Pub :(

[Pub Lover]

OH SHIT, I'VE JUST SWALLOWED BEER INTO MY LUNGS! I'M DYING~

[Guitar Woman]

how did ZBF get the impression that My Chemical Romance is my favorite band is what I want to know

[Seven Force]

HOORAY FOR ZOMBOID

[Esuohlim]

I was F5ing for like three minutes I wanted it that bad

[Zomboid]

What did pub do? I was the one watching your little game and then I STRUCK when I saw the opportunity :lol

[Seven Force]

Me too man

[zeldasbiggestfan]

It'd be awesome if Zomboid was a toddler that heard the word boner and was like "Boner?"

That'd be fucking sweet.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

how did ZBF get the impression that My Chemical Romance is my favorite band is what I want to know
You actually bought/listened to their shitty CD.

[Guitar Woman]

shit man, I was ONE POST AWAY from it

[Esuohlim]

Isn't Pub's the 30000th post or am I counting it wrong

[Guitar Woman]

You actually bought/listened to their shitty CD.
Black Parade is a good album ;<

[zeldasbiggestfan]

:lol

[Guitar Woman]

WHATEVER MISTER LINKIN PARK

[Seven Force]

Sonic 2 has a good soundtrack

[Esuohlim]

ok kids

[Tadao]

It'd be awesome if Zomboid was a toddler that heard the word boner and was like "Boner?"

That'd be fucking sweet.

Oh my god! What the fuck? A post like this deserves every word typed out in case abreviations confuse you. I mean... What the fuck?

[Zomboid]

Isn't Pub's the 30000th post or am I counting it wrong
You counted it wrong.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

WHATEVER MISTER LINKIN PARK
:lol again. My best friend (Qwarx!) enjoys them!

[Pub Lover]

I do not know how to count. Who is the winner? If I am in the running, I do not concede! I am not Al Gore! >:

[Guitar Woman]

Oh my god! What the fuck? A post like this deserves every word typed out in case abreviations confuse you. I mean... What the fuck?
hahahahaha :<

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I don't get what he said :(

[Esuohlim]

Well help me god I can't seem to count it right. I keep counting backwards from the last post and ending at "Did we make it?" :(

[Seven Force]

Incognitus

[Guitar Woman]

Spaceman.

I always wanted you to go.

Into space, man.

[Zomboid]

Go to the bottom of page 1200. Post #s are in the top right of each individual post.

[Pub Lover]

I declare that I win & the recounts will prove me right!

[Pub Lover]

I will not argue except to claim victory!

[Tadao]

you should have left it "boner?"

[Pub Lover]

I won & still win! I am the top loser here! The winning loser!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Go to the bottom of page 1200. Post #s are in the top right of each individual post.
I'm on page 751. XPLANE.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Next one to get 35000 is meeting with Pub and me after school! GOT IT?

[Esuohlim]

Go to the bottom of page 1200. Post #s are in the top right of each individual post.

:eek

[Pub Lover]

I'll win that one too!

[Zomboid]

you should have left it "boner?"
Just changed it so it would be even easier to spot. I put it back to the original thing cause I think history needs more great quotes.

[Seven Force]

i love this place

[Pub Lover]

Don't fall for thier lies, Esuohlim! I totally won!

[Seven Force]

i hope we are all here until old age

for some of us thats already happened :lol

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Who doesn't?

EDIT-Love this place

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/PubicPubLover/xmas2007.gif

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Hahaha! I got him to post his pics! I WIN THIS TIME!

[executioneer]

BURN WITH ME

[Tadao]

Just changed it so it would be even easier to spot. I put it back to the original thing cause I think history needs more great quotes.

Yes, yes it does.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm depressed, guys, cheer me up :(

[Guitar Woman]

Do you guys think it's wierd that I have almost no friends my age and the people I hang out with are on average 7 years older than me

[Guitar Woman]

because I do

[ZAKO the GREAT]

if those are mature, open minded chicks, congrats, you are my hero. if not, go and kill yourself with your FAIL.

[Fathom Zero]

I like collecting knives, how 'bout you guys?

[Pub Lover]

Do you guys think it's wierd that I have almost no friends my age and the people I hang out with are on average 7 years older than me

When do you have time to hang out with anyone?

[MetalMilitia]

if those are mature, open minded chicks, congrats, you are my hero. if not, go and kill yourself with your FAIL.


:lol

Great advice. I concur.

[Pub Lover]

Name- omitted
Age- ommited
job- bum
where are you at?- somewhere between the equator and the 45th parallel
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- none I can think of.:\

You are now Dave, 20 years old & you think we need to know about your over-enthusiasm for Russell Brand.

This is your assigned details. Do not fail me, Kid.

[Fathom Zero]

Pub Lover, don't take this the wrong way, but you look a lot like Satan.

[Pub Lover]

How could I take that in a bad way? :picklehat

[Neen]

You are now Dave, 20 years old & you think we need to know about your over-enthusiasm for Russell Brand.

This is your assigned details. Do not fail me, Kid.

I had to look that one up..... oh, ha ha

[Pub Lover]

Maybe if he's really tired I can order Perndog around! :eek

That's how Satanists work right? :lol

[Fathom Zero]

How could I take that in a bad way? :picklehat

I dunno, I meant it in a good way. Some people just misunderstand and it leads to shenanigans after a while! :lol

[Pub Lover]

I had to look that one up..... oh, ha ha

I'm glad to see you're already on the job, Dave. :)

[Fathom Zero]

Here I am, searchin' the internet! WOOSH!

[MetalMilitia]

You are now Dave, 20 years old & you think we need to know about your over-enthusiasm for Russell Brand.

This is your assigned details. Do not fail me, Kid.

I accidentally heard some of his radio show recently and was less than impressed!

[Pub Lover]

...over-enthusiasm...

[HungryWantBiddy]

Biddy's back!!! :)

like the new layout guys. Happy new year (and whatever other holidays you fellers/womerns celebrate) to you all! Now I'm off to change my avatar..

[Fathom Zero]

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1111/headinhandslg9.jpg

[HungryWantBiddy]

Thanks, Fathom :)

[bigtimecow]

work sucks, i have nothing to do.

give me something to do! or something to make a stencil out of, i've been obsessed with that shit lately

[Neen]

http://www.sciencedaily.com/images/2007/03/070319111235.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man. No time to talk.

[executioneer]

bullsh*t you have plenty of time

[Fathom Zero]

Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born.

[Fathom Zero]

I don't like fuck-wits.

[Pub Lover]

What the hell...? Fuck Yes! Spoilers!

[executioneer]

What the hell...? Fuck Yes! Spoilers!

GUYS I AM SECRETLY WILLIE HONK HONK

[Moobs]

Somebody dies on page 1205!

[executioneer]

you wanna hear something REALYL SECRAT click on the next spoiler
ha ha j/k

[Fathom Zero]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1858/circleksoutherndj1.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Well that didn't work at all.

[Pub Lover]

Age - 20
job - framer (like paintings and stuff, not crimes)
where are you at? - Finland

I wanna be the other kind of framer. CRIMES! :eek

[Moobs]

oh sh*t new buttons :D

[terrva]

I wanna be the other kind of framer. CRIMES! :eek

Crime don't pay. Stay in school. Drink your grandparents. Visit your drugs. Don't do milk.

[Pub Lover]

You're right! :)
YOU ARE SO VERY WRONG! >: CRIMES PAY VERY WELL WHEN YOU HAVE FRAMED SOMEONE ELSE PERFECTLY! I WILL NOT EVEN DO THE CRIMES! THE CRIME-MAKERS WILL PAY ME TO HIDE THEIR CRIMES! IT IS A GOVENMENT JOB. ;)

[Pub Lover]

FUCK NUTS! >:

[Pub Lover]

Haha, looks like I would be a VERY BAD FRAMER. :lol

[Chojin]

this whole spoilers thing could get really annoying!

[Mockery]

yeah if it gets out of hand, we might have to restrict it to just the movies forum. :O

[Seven Force]

spoiler alert!

hahahahahaha

[Seven Force]

shit i thought that'd work

[bigtimecow]

jesus fags learn to preview your posts! >:

[Seven Force]

i dont have time for that shit

[Pub Lover]

I preview my posts only when I'm unsure that what ever I'm doing will work. I am not going to preview every damn thing I post.

[executioneer]

yeah if it gets out of hand, we might have to restrict it to just the movies forum. :O

but then people will spoil comics and games!

[Seven Force]

Crime don't pay. Stay in school. Drink your grandparents. Visit your drugs. Don't do milk.

Terrva tries to come across as the wacky zany guy of the group apparently unaware that we have several numbnuts trying to fill that position and that it takes more than rearranging words like a dumbed down game of mad libs to summon anything more than a guffaw from yours truly

[executioneer]

lol it is kind of funny that the "spoilers!" tag is actually just /spoiler so whenever someone follows anyone else's spoiler tag they're gonna involuntarily add the 's' on there and fuck up and spoil stuff they didn't mean to

and i'm sure that it won't be necessary to limit it to certain forums people are just excited about a new thing so theyre testing it out

[Seven Force]

YES for 25 cents I will critique any post youd like regardless of gender and race

[Pub Lover]

I disagree with over-moderation in this thread. :(

[Seven Force]

You know who else disagrees with moderation? Obese Americans

[Pub Lover]

Also: Drunken Me.

[Neen]

I knew I had an assignment, but I.... uh.... shit.

[Chojin]

Fuck, Clement's birthday is one day away from mine :<

[bigtimecow]

guys let's play a game, i'm boooored

[Guitar Woman]

iSketch?

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah, let's play iSketch.

That's a good idea.

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.isketch.net/

[Chojin]

Also today on youtube: Dr pizza cleans his house, live

[Guitar Woman]

I can't watch Dr pizza anymore :<

Now that his dad's gotten involved it's the most depressing thing I've ever seen

[MattJack]

i'll play you in fuckin isketch

[MattJack]

best bring yer A game

[bigtimecow]

what room are you in guitar woman

[Guitar Woman]

Room is I-Mock in case anyone cares

[bigtimecow]

okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Guitar Woman]

fuck they got rid of it!

[bigtimecow]

why?!?!?!

[Guitar Woman]

cuz I left probably

Just as well, I forgot to set the subject. Y'all faggots can join now, I made it again.

[MattJack]

these words are ridiculousssss

[MLE]

SevenForce, why is the name MacCubbin in your sig?

[MattJack]

how the fuck am I gonna draw "Crimson Skies?"

[bigtimecow]

that was awesome

[Guitar Woman]

that was the worst round of iSketch ever

[Pub Lover]

I'm not playing iSketch again anytime soon.

[bigtimecow]

anything else we can do?

[Pub Lover]

SevenForce, why is the name MacCubbin in your sig?

Because he wants one of his very own that he can hold & love.


And frankly, who doesn't? :love

[Guitar Woman]

:>

[Guitar Woman]

We should cause trouble in a freeware MMO or something

[Guitar Woman]

or not, I don't know

[Fathom Zero]

Blockland!

[Fathom Zero]

Or Cube!

http://cubeengine.com/

My computer, for some lameass reason, can only do Cube 2 at 10 fps max. Assault Cube looks fun.

[Guitar Woman]

That game looks an awful lot like Quake, Fathom.

Also, I can't seem to find the option for mouse sensitivity. The default is worse than trying to play a console shooter.

[Guitar Woman]

lol, it even has Quad damage :<

Why wouldn't we just play Quake instead :<

[Fathom Zero]

Because Cube has hundreds of maps. And it's free.

Try and see if you can play Sauerbraten.

[Esuohlim]

People don't like it when I play iSketch because I just fuck around and draw random shit.. Even when I know everyone >:

[Pub Lover]

If by 'Random Shit' you mean 'Penises' then you play just like the game I suffered earlier.

[Fathom Zero]

Let's do that again. I was at work. >:

[23_]

Because Cube has hundreds of maps. And it's free.

Try and see if you can play Sauerbraten.
I started to download it, but it will take over an hour to finish...
People don't like it when I play iSketch because I just fuck around and draw random shit.. Even when I know everyone >:
That's happened to me too. :lol

[Guitar Woman]

I just tried playing some Team Fortress with my copy of Quake Enhanced but when I went to set up my player info after the first game my computer exploded :<

I should probably just get the original, this one runs terribly for some reason

Guys everyone go torrent quake so we can play Team Fortress or something it'll be great

[MarioRPG]

Esuohlim just how rich are you?

[Esuohlim]

POOR AS FUCK ACTUALLY WHY DO YOU ASK :tear

[Esuohlim]

If by 'Random Shit' you mean 'Penises' then you play just like the game I suffered earlier.

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/5684/isketchde4.gif

I play more or less like this when the word I'm drawing is "skateboard" or something :(

[Pub Lover]

Now that would have been funny. :(

[Seven Force]

Space Course: Horse to Horse

[23_]

I finished downloading Sauerbraten and played some multiplayer in it, it's an awesome game. Too bad there was only one or two servers that had more than 3 people in them.

[MLE]

I have never been more creeped out by you, SevenForce.

[Seven Force]

Blame Pub Lover

[17:19] AS 7th Force: This guy has a lot of expendible time
[17:19] AS 7th Force: A LOT
[17:20] PublicPubLoather: yes, time he could use with his very own MacCubbin.
[17:21] AS 7th Force: Troy MacCubbin looks a little like Hugh Laurie if he dyed his hair blonde
[17:21] AS 7th Force: at least in the picture im looking at
[17:22] PublicPubLoather: That is not what I meant
[17:23] PublicPubLoather: MacCubbin. Noun. Something squeezable & fun to hold. MacCubbins are known to produce items that are enjoyable. However some find MacCubbins spiteful & bitter, but what do they know?
[17:24] AS 7th Force: I have never heard of that, ever
[17:24] AS 7th Force: I guess a gay guy could squeeze troy and if he was drunk or unconscious hed be fun to hold
[17:26] PublicPubLoather: You should make your title or sig "I want my very own MacCubbin to hold & to love"
[17:27] AS 7th Force: then it shall be done

LATER AFTER WORK

[22:28] AS 7th Force: MLE just asked why that was in my sig should i tell her
[22:29] PublicPubLoather: You could quote me if you like, but then I'd be the one in troubl
[22:29] AS 7th Force: ok, what is maccubbin
[22:29] PublicPubLoather: E**** MacCubbin.
[22:30] AS 7th Force: what the hell
[22:30] AS 7th Force: hahahaha

[MLE]

thank christ you changed that.

[Seven Force]

yeah, sorry bout that, i honestly didnt know that was your name

[MLE]

And i just checked out his page, and he looks like he could be related to me, but with a lot of italian messing with his genetics.

[MLE]

weird. and creepy. kinda like you, actually ;o

[MLE]

honestly, the thing that creeped me out most about it is that it's spelled the same way. It's MacCubbin, not McCubbin (which half the clan split when it entered america)

[Guitar Woman]

you've seriously never been creeped out by sevenforce before now

[MLE]

oh i have, but never this badly.

[MLE]

oh i definetly have.

[Zomboid]

Yeah, that one time he pretended to be a girl for like a year was super creepy.

[Guitar Woman]

That doesn't really compare with the time he posted his penis

It was really an image I could have lived my life without seeing

[MLE]

thankfully i missed that. that's not an experience i'm meaning to gain in my lifetime.

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb9Fx9sbj7w

:lol

[MLE]

if this is a link to his penis, i will hate you.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Eugghhhh.... OHH!! Oh yeah!

[Guitar Woman]

I would never expose anyone to something like that! Not even Zomboid, who I don't like!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

:lol Awesome timing. He coughed alot and is whining about the plant TOBAC.

[Guitar Woman]

I GOTTA GET MY OWN PLACE MY MOM IS SMOKING IN THE HOUSE NOW *COUGH HACK WHEEZE*

[zeldasbiggestfan]

He's Debbie Downer if she was a dude.

[Esuohlim]

I can't listen to his nasally voice for more than a minute without giving up and closing the browser

[Guitar Woman]

the first part where he says how he can star in american porn is the funniest anyway :<

[Guitar Woman]

what's with torrent sites today

you'd think nobody had ever heard of The Boy With the X-Ray Eyes before

[Guitar Woman]

ok mabye nobody has ever heard of it that doesn't stop it from being good >:

[Zomboid]

LOL ZELDA WELCOME TO THE VETS CLUB! I SEE THAT YOU ARE MENTIONING PUB IN YOUR TITLE! THAT MEANS YOU NO LONGER SUCK!

[Guitar Woman]

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

[Zomboid]

:4chanlolinternetmemedepressionparappapsychwardbro kencondomnofriendsdjconnorspockloserclosethomoorge nderissues?emohair

[Guitar Woman]

I didn't know the Coen Brothers were involved with 4chan but ok

[MLE]

Zomboid, it isn't funny anymore, and he's pretty much stopped the 4chan stuff anyway. We know you hate him.

[Esuohlim]

Whoa I haven't seen a rivalry like this since Dick Dastardly and Muttley faced off against the Slag Brothers! :gadzooks

[Zomboid]

Speaking of which, I miss gadzooks. Why did he leave again? :(

[Sam]

Because of GW and ZBF. :(

[Seven Force]

Yeah Zomboid what the fuck? We all know you hate ZBF and GW. Cut the shit already!

I mean its not like they are weird little trolls and completely worthless kissasses :rolleyes

[Seven Force]

hahaha SF sure is weird huh (oh god nows my chance HAY GUYS ME TOO WAIT UP)

*furiously edits*

*2nd edit*

[Seven Force]

Chojin took away your editing ability because he knew from the start that you can't polish a turd, no matter how many times you go at it

[MLE]

Going after GW aimlessly and just being a douche wasn't funny the last couple times, and it's not funny now. Seriously. It's pissing me off to wade through it. Everyone needs to shut the hell up and just get on with it.

If I can put up with you, then you can put up with GW.

[HungryWantBiddy]

these load times are ridiculous! It's like I'm watching porn, but without the porn.

[MetalMilitia]

guitar women!!!!!!