I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Tadao]

If a guy has the ability of flight, does it require him to use muscles? Can he fly infinitely?

Hitchhikers guide says you can fly forever without effort.

[RaNkeri]

Thank you :)

Now how about my spider-man question? :posh

[Tadao]

I'm not into coloring books. Sorry.

[captain516]

Too deep for you?

[Dimnos]

Oh man that was almost funny. :dunce

[Kitsa]

So the neighbor kid, whom I try to help out/mentally enrich whenever I can, passed by the window yesterday engrossed in a book. I got all warm-fuzzy and thought there was hope for him yet.

Then today we drove past and he was squatted outside someone's house, going through their garbage bags.

Sigh.

[Aaarg]

Maybe he was looking for more books!

[Kitsa]

sure he was.

I fucking hate this neighborhood.

[MarioRPG]

When will Kitsa get a break.

[Kitsa]

It wasn't so much a complaint post as an, "I can't believe I just saw a neighbor kid go through someone's trash bags, I was pretty sure this wasn't Calcutta" post.

[Tadao]

You can nurture, but nature rules in certain environments.

[captain516]

Back in elementary school, I sat next to a kid who got the best grades in the class. I saw him eat out of the garbage on quite a few occasions. Maybe waste makes you smarter?

[Fathom Zero]

No, but it makes you look like an asshole.

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, Esuohlim. :)

[Dixie]

hangover bad

[Aaarg]

i've been awake since 3:15!

[stevetothepast]

INSOMNIA???? UP LATE PLAYIN WITH THE LITTLE FELLA???? CAN"T SLEEP???? HOW ABOUT THIS -

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t9pl9Dh5gGQ/Sf9TTHJ7LxI/AAAAAAAADC4/Fg5avK58w18/s400/nyquil_bottle.jpg

[Dixie]

that looks like jesus right now

[Aaarg]

we actually have a full bottle of nyquil on top of the fridge, but i don't like sleepy medicine because i'm so groggy all day.

working on 3.5 hours of sleep isn't anything new, it's just not been an issue for a couple of seasons.

[Kitsa]

I hate October, but I love The Onion:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28024

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I love October and the Onion!

Happy Birthday !esouhliM

[Fathom Zero]

I love how all the money in the world is poured into making people aware of breast cancer, yet I'd wager that not a tenth of that amount would go to actual research.

[Colonel Flagg]

Happy Birthday !esouhliM

What he said. See you in the NHL Thread :redwings

[Tadao]

Happy Esuday Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[Aaarg]

I love how all the money in the world is poured into making people aware of breast cancer, yet I'd wager that not a tenth of that amount would go to actual research.

Finally someone else gets it. My aunt has been all about pink ribbon shit since my mom got BC in 2000.

I just want to tell her that it would be a much better idea for her to just write a fucking check to the ACS instead of buying pink ribbon notebooks and pink ribbon sweaters and pink ribbon car magnets and pink ribbon pens and pink ribbon fucking dildos.

Especially because she's a raging bitch. One time while visiting with my parents at our other house, she was talking about some piece of decor and she said "I get this when you're gone." She said that shit, to my mom's face. She said that to a terminally ill person. My mom just said "well shit, I ain't dead yet!"

This is also the woman who, when my grandmother died, lumped all of her stuff together (including old books, clothes, and fucking photographs) to throw away.

[Dimnos]

A friend of mine told his terminally ill aunt last night that it was just god calling her home.

[Tadao]

That's one painful call.

[stevetothepast]

A long distance call.

[Dixie]

always check caller id before answering

[Pub Lover]

Guys, guys, guys. Hugs and stuff. <3
That looks impossible read.

I am saddened by how easily bad formating leads to a TL:DR from me. I didn't even focus on the first word before giving up.

[Aaarg]

A friend of mine told his terminally ill aunt last night that it was just god calling her home.

auugh fuck religion and fuck people for saying stupid shit.

[Kitsa]

There's no "finally" about it...many, many cancer patients fucking hate ribbons. Think Before You Pink is a good example. I fucking hate going into a grocery store in October and everyone's just packaged shit in a pink box to exploit the breast cancer frenzy.

Last year I wore a shirt that said, "I'm confused...was someone FOR breast cancer?"

Edit: I also altered a roll of "pink ribbon" wrapping paper and crossed out all the pink ribbons with a sharpie, then used that for gifts that year.

[stevetothepast]

I support pencils

http://www.mattandkk.com/images/uploads/photo_blog/PencilRibbonPin.jpg

[Tadao]

Think before you ink.

[Fathom Zero]

I actually wear purple ribbons, not that anybody pays attention to them. Perhaps that's the purpose of creating awareness.

[Kitsa]

I'm glad that the ribbon for brain tumors is gray (HA HA GRAY MATTER GET IT) and too ugly to be marketable.

Edit: As far as purple ribbons are concerned, they're one of those that has been appropriated for so many ailments that it'd be hard to tell what you were trying to raise awareness of.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_ribbon

[Tadao]

Sometimes I tie a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree.

[Fathom Zero]

It's usually Domestic Violence. But yeah, I looked that up once and it was discouraging. :(

[Fathom Zero]

Sometimes I tie a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree.

I like that song.

[Pub Lover]

What colour ribbon do I wear to remind everyone there is like a billion ways we can suffer and die at any moment? :(

[Tadao]

rainbow

[Kitsa]

Do as I do and just be a maypole.

[Fathom Zero]

a maypole of sadness

[Kitsa]

also, if anyone said "I get this when you're gone", I'd do everything I could to make damn sure they didn't.

[Fathom Zero]

Yeah, I'm like that. My siblings aren't getting jack shit when I kick the bucket.

Hundreds of dollars stolen. HUNDREDS.

[Dimnos]

They could have it.... After I shot a duce in it. :lol

[Tadao]

I come from a well balanced family. I think even in the toughest times we'll still be more worried about each other rather than ourselves.

[Fathom Zero]

Fuck that, I hate most of them. The only people I could really give a damn about are my mom and some of her family.

[Aaarg]

I saw this on a car once:
http://www.1accesorios.com/images/SptRbn658-320M.jpg
and started laughing immediately. RAISE AWARENESS FOR THE GREAT BASKETBALL TRAGEDY.

So after the Virginia Tech shooting, the store I was working at made ribbon pins from shit in the floral department and tried to sell them for 99 cents each (proceeds going to, um, the grocery department)--I was pissed because, seriously, fuck you.

Fuck ribbons.

Fuck awareness.

Want to know something else that pisses me off, on the topic?

"Save the Ta-tas."

I understand doing what you can to find humor in any situation, but fuck you.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm going to post this here, too, because I feel that not only is it videogame-cute, but it is also generally cute, as well.

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/1395/biggslineupbig.jpg

[Aaarg]

is the white/red one supposed to be amaterasu from okami?

[Fathom Zero]

Looks like it. I like the Helghast one.

[MLE]

I really love that.

[RaNkeri]

Haha, that's great.

What's the 2nd on bottom line supposed to be?

[Wiffles]

its a patapon ^.^

[RaNkeri]

I meant the white guy with red fez

[Babs]

2nd row and 2nd from the left reminds of the game and watch guy from Nintendo.

[Fathom Zero]

Kupo kupo kupo

[Wiffles]

I meant the white guy with red fez

Its from the game Okami ^.^

[RaNkeri]

ah, ofcourse

[Aaarg]

no no no, the white one with the fez hat is from an indie game called fez that isn't even out yet--that's a stretch!
http://polytroncorporation.com/?page_id=61

third row, last column is ammy from okami.

[Wiffles]

er true. actually thats the one I saw.. I didnt see the bottom one with the fez hat, my comp cant handle big pictures >.<

[Aaarg]

ah, all right.

also, since when has sweet tooth been relevant?

[Fathom Zero]

Sony stuff, I guess.

But the next one is in development!

[Kitsa]

I've been listening to the Hamantaschen Song all morning and now I am contemplating using this horrible, dreary day to make hamantaschen.

bcB68AtrmZM

It's a little like Easter candy on New Year's, but I'll make it...uh, post-Yom Kippur hamantaschen. Sure, why not.

[MLE]

God, why did I watch that?

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fallenearth_orton.jpg

[Kitsa]

Radio here sucks, so for me it's ipod or youtube.

[MLE]

Yes, but that doesn't explain why I watched that.

[Kitsa]

Because you trust me?

I hate cleaning my microwave. Even after letting a bowl of soapy water boil in there and steam off the gunk, I still had to stoop and scrub. Nasty.

:(

[MLE]

I think it's because it had such an innocuous preview picture. Also, ew, cleaning microwaves.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Colonel Flagg]

Hey LS. Long time no see.

[Shrubfest]

Someone just bought me a witches broomstick, then threw conkers down my front.
It's been an odd sort of day.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Colonel Flagg]

Chillin', about to put the kids to bed. You?

[Colonel Flagg]

Someone just bought me a witches broomstick, then threw conkers down my front.

Hey Shrub, mind translating for me, please? :)

[liquidstatik]

..

[MLE]

STATIK <3

[Fathom Zero]

Hey Shrub, mind translating for me, please? :)

Well, conkers is a game where you smash shit together, so I can only assume that conkers are also the actual objects you use.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Shrubfest]

Hey Shrub, mind translating for me, please? :)

Conkers=horse chestnuts

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/killerhorse.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

^ Here is where the horse in a Gilbert Gottfried voice would say "The aristocrats".

[Fathom Zero]

He had my favorite thusfar.

aGA0dIz9-Wk

[Guitar Woman]

You'll have to push him off a cliff

[Aaarg]

oh hay

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.memebon.jp/index2.html

:O

[kahljorn]

that cat could be famous

[Aaarg]

all right, nobody told me the film crew was on hulu.

the film crew being the very short-lived mystery science theater "reunion" show in which mike nelson and the voices of crow and servo watch shitty movies.

they only made 4 episodes and only 3 are on hulu, but maaaaaaan, i like mst3k.

[Fathom Zero]

that cat could be famous

It doesn't know that it's an abomination against God.

[kahljorn]

It doesn't know that it's an abomination against God.haha and that's exactly why it could be famous!

[Kitsa]

I wonder wtf the Japanese fascination with the Scottish Fold cat is all about.

[Dixie]

Well they are pretty damn cute.
I'm wondering why there were no drugs waiting for me when I came home today.

[Colonel Flagg]

Conkers=horse chestnuts

Sorry, that still doesn't make much sense. But that's OK.

Hope the rest of your weekend was a little saner. :)

[Kitsa]

I just got engaged sorta.

Although, I was telling him that I think perhaps the giant protruding stomach says TAKEN just as much as, if not more than, the physical presence of a ring.

[Aaarg]

I'm wondering why there were no drugs waiting for me when I came home today.

We're out but we have two people "seeing if they can find anything" for us.

[Colonel Flagg]

I just got engaged sorta.

Sounds ... uh .... romantic?

Seriously, congratulations. :party

[Dixie]

I just got engaged sorta.

Although, I was telling him that I think perhaps the giant protruding stomach says TAKEN just as much as, if not more than, the physical presence of a ring.
Hahah well congrats!
:D

[The Leader]

Yay for Kitsa! :D

[captain516]

Congratulations!

[Kitsa]

Thanks.

[Shrubfest]

I want Kitsa to be happy. You have far too much shit in your life, dear.

If this fucks up, use him as an organ donor for your entire body.

[Chojin]

Kitsa, it sounds like you're made of balsawood - how are you going to survive having a child?

Honest question, I'm kinda concerned

[Fathom Zero]

Have a celebratory yawn on me.

[Fathom Zero]

I've lost all strength to cry and will to live. :(

[Kitsa]

But balsawood FLOATS.

I'm under the care of a high-risk specialist. I'm in there all the time. I had my twins last year just fine, they were just preemies and didn't survive, their lungs weren't developed enough. So we're keeping our fingers crossed.

Having a kid doesn't suck as much as they let on on TV. There's a stage that feels like horrible diarrhea cramps, but you live through it. There's a stage that feels like stinging/burning, but you live through it. I mean, it sucks...it's called labor, not happyfuntime, but I had my twins a month apart...childbirth twice in two months...and neither time was of the theatrical "scream and pant" variety. It is some really bad pain, but don't let Hollywood hose you.

[Zhukov]

When measured in the three wood categories of stiffness, bendability and compressibility, balsa is the strongest. It is also classed as a hardwood, not a softwood, despite being the softest of woods.

Kitsa is broadleaved, deciduous and an angiosperm.

[Kitsa]

damn straight.

[executioneer]

i got blood pee, how concerned should i be on a scale from 1-10

[stevetothepast]

6.5

[executioneer]

is the appropriate response to a 6.5 "buy a half gallon of cranberry juice cocktail and drink it all, then wait for it to just go away on its own" cause i really hope it is

[Kitsa]

what color is the blood, is it bright or dark?

does your pee smell weird?

do you have fever and/or chills?

Are you having any bladder or flank pain?

Are chunks of anything coming out in your pee? Is it cloudy?

[executioneer]

i THINK it smells weird. it's still kind of bright + clear for most of it, there is usu. one blood clot, no pains/fever/chills

[Fathom Zero]

Don't eat so many salts, either. My diet is shit and my pee looks like beef broth.

[Kitsa]

Do you have an urgent care center you could go to for a urinalysis? That costs less than an ER visit and some insurances cover it.

[executioneer]

not that i know of (update i did not have any noticable blood this last time nor any clots, i will schedule a dr appt today)

[executioneer]

also this was probably around for like two weeks but got aggravated by my going to a concert and participating in a mosh pit + drinking at least 16oz of whiskey + 2 aspirin before bed

[Colonel Flagg]

Could be stones - either kidney or bladder. Either can get right painful. Experience hurts. :(

[Kitsa]

you might just have a little kidney stone or something. I used to get them all the time, and usually I could get through it by drinking massive amounts of fluid and gritting my teeth through the worst of it. The only problem with those is that you can't always pass them, and then you need medical intervention. Or there's an underlying issue that's creating the stones, and tweaking your diet or taking some meds makes them not happen again. That's why they analyze the stones.

Mine always seemed to be brought on by having to walk in downtown Chicago. I have no idea why, but it seemed like I had one every time I got back from Chicago. Did great until I had one in 2001 that I couldn't pass. I didn't register any pain but I couldn't stop puking, and apparently I was in shock. Had to have surgery for that one :(

I'm glad you're going to the Dr. Your doctor will get it sorted out.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Kitsa: Congratulations :)

Willie: Hope its nothing too serious :(

[RaNkeri]

Anatomy quiz tomorrow :/

[captain516]

Will you get to use a cadaver?

[Chojin]

Will you get to use a cadaver?

AS A WEAPON

[RaNkeri]

Will you get to use a cadaver?

Nah, it's just a regular quiz.

Man, I've studied hard and I think I'm well prepared, but I still feel nervous and stress like hell.

[Dimnos]

Go get a hooker. They have those in Finland right?

[Fathom Zero]

FINALLY.

FUCK YES. SOMETHING I'M GOOD AT IN CHEMISTRY: ELECTROMAGNETIC WAVES.

[Colonel Flagg]

Electrochemistry? Redox reactions? Dielectric loss and/or capacitance measurements?

Describe, please.

[Fathom Zero]

It's General Chemistry, the fourth unit in the book. Uncomplicated, but strangely easier for me than calorimetry.

Mainly dealing with wavelengths and determining hertz based on them, at least at the moment. It's easy for me.

[Kitsa]

Good luck, Rankeri :) A&P is brutal.

[Colonel Flagg]

Mainly dealing with wavelengths and determining hertz based on them, at least at the moment. It's easy for me.

That's the basics of spectroscopy my friend, which was the core of my PhD thesis. We have something in common .... maybe! :)

[captain516]

I don't normally like cheeseburgers, but daaaaaaaaaamn if this doesn't make me want one. (http://www.cheeseandburger.com/)

[Kitsa]

I just stepped in cold cat puke :(

[Fathom Zero]

That's the basics of spectroscopy my friend, which was the core of my PhD thesis. We have something in common .... maybe! :)

It's a shame I loathe chemistry and the sciences and will not pursue a career or education in them following this semester. :(

[Dimnos]

:|

No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/05/fake-virgin.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

It's a shame I loathe chemistry and the sciences and will not pursue a career or education in them following this semester. :(

Unfortunately a sentiment shared by many. :(

[Fathom Zero]

Makes your job significantly more lucrative, though, I'd imagine.

I never had a mind for it. I was always good at math, but I don't like to apply it. It's boring. Same thing with chemistry, though I know much less.

[Fathom Zero]

Hay guyz, i just realized something.

I've never seen Jeff Lynne's eyes and that scares me.

[Colonel Flagg]

Jeff Lynne without shades:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/On_The_Third_Day_US_cover.jpg

Although with all that hair, how would you know?

[Tadao]

IT BURNS!

[Dimnos]

Uh huh. :\

[Tadao]

No, not that. :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

I'm having an allergic reaction to Jeff Lynne's artificial hymen.

[Dimnos]

http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Thai-police.jpg

[b_squared]

Some cops love their job, others fake it.

[Fathom Zero]

hey fathom take your purely theoretical understanding of pretty much fucking everything elsewhere if you please

go live a little and then you may come back with an opinion.

So I haven't smoked your faggotty clove flavoured smokes. I've had the misfortune of trying a lot of shitty tobaccos, some that smelled like maple syrup and butterscotch. I don't care for them. Don't care for cigarettes or pipes in general, really. I've got a brand of cigars I like, not that they're really the best, but I like them. They're expensive, but I don't smoke so often.

I don't have to prove anything to you, you fucking goon. In fact, I think I'm more of a faggot for responding to you.

[Babs]

what's up with the tough love?

[MattJack]

Fathom Zero: Dr. Tufflove

[Fathom Zero]

IMMA STEAL THE ROCK BUS.

[Chojin]

So I haven't smoked your faggotty clove flavoured smokes. I've had the misfortune of trying a lot of shitty tobaccos, some that smelled like maple syrup and butterscotch. I don't care for them. Don't care for cigarettes or pipes in general, really. I've got a brand of cigars I like, not that they're really the best, but I like them. They're expensive, but I don't smoke so often.

I don't have to prove anything to you, you fucking goon. In fact, I think I'm more of a faggot for responding to you.

in other words

MY DADDY SMOKED SO I'LL NEVER DO IT MAN JUST WATCH YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME WITH THAT CANCER STICK BRAH FUCK THAT NOISE I'M MOVING OUT WHEN I TURN 18 MAN YOU'LL SEE YOU'LL ALL SEE

:pagebrak

[Fathom Zero]

You really know how to make a guy's ass tired.

By the way, while we're on the subject, I'd also like the opportunity to recommend the Opus X Fuente Fuente. I recommended them to Sethomas a while back.

They aren't cheap, however.

[MLE]

I appreciate the use of the page brak. I imagine he's saying his post instead.

[Dimnos]

I smoked for 10 years. All I can say is none of it is worth a damn and anything with "flavor" sucks ass. Its all about the nicotine man. Sweet sweet sweet nicotine how I miss you. :tear

[Fathom Zero]

http://kogibbq.com/our-menu/

Why do I live in Nowhere?

[Colonel Flagg]

"They never come up into the hills!"

:(

[Dixie]

My plans are almost ruined :wah
I was gonna go visit some friends in DC, then go see some friends in Philly and go to a fest with them.
But stupid work had to call and offer me a 10 day run.
I'm still going to Philly goddammit.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

RUN FASTER THEN

[Fathom Zero]

mmmm Kimchi Pastrami Melt...

[Dimnos]

mmmm Kimchi Pastrami Melt...

:suicide

[Fathom Zero]

>:

[Dimnos]

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/07/drybones.jpg

[stevetothepast]

hehehe

[Tadao]

http://media.nbcphiladelphia.com/images/600*450/Paige+Bennethum+and+Dad+soldier+hold+hand.jpg

[executioneer]

mmmm Kimchi Pastrami Melt...
sounds reuben-esque :lol

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

Someone just bought me a witches broomstick, then threw conkers down my front.
It's been an odd sort of day.
I hope they were shelled. Who throws spiky balls down a lady's shirt? :eek
The NZ bird... are you talking about the Kiwi? The MOA? That big, grey, parrot look-alike that has trouble mating and whose name alludes me right now?

Kea? Kakapo? Or maybe Takahe? They are all pretty bad at getting it on. :(

[Dixie]

:wahi'm not going:wah

[Fathom Zero]

But you're delighted for having a job.

[Tadao]

Freakin gay

[Fathom Zero]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_rhinoceros_beetle

[Chojin]

secret time, guys

i don't actually hate fathom zero or anyone on here, but i can't make it easy for them
don't tell them i said that, ok

[Tadao]

I refuse to give up my secrets.

[Pub Lover]

you guys are funny when anything is out of your realm of thinking it sucks. The rest of the population would say that about this place, it's funny that now that the shoe is on the other foot and there is something different in front of you guys, you guys decide to revert back to what the rest of the population would do and become "faggots". If anything you guys should welcome different because to me thats what places like this are about. So I am releasing a text/level hack I do not need to change the graphics/sprites to me graphics/sprites are not important its the game and the story I guess thats out of the realm of thinking around here....Whatever I guess I just do not care what anyone else thinks and I am just going to do whatever the fuck I want to do, a concept that I think some not all of you guys forgot a while ago.

It is funny that realm of thinking something different can make caring "faggots" some not here maybe. :rock

[Tadao]

Howard on Misfits.

Nearly all of the Misfits songs have been covered by Metallica, including Die Die Die My Darling. The Metallica versions are also vastly superior. I hate to knock the Misfits, because they are a very creative band, but let's face it, Danzig can't sing and the rest of the band can't play. The Metallica versions have crisp, intelligable lyrics and sharp, complex guitar work that make for a far more enjoyable listen. And for the record, except for that odd few months when they were going to a therapist (St. Anger) Metallica has NEVER and will NEVER suck.

I'm not a fan of this album at all. Sounds like most misfit albums, namely a drugged up alcoholic mumbling and screaming while the rest of the band seemly plays as irratic and badly as possible. And before you ask yes, I AM a fan of punk. The problem is it's more of a concert medium and doesn't translate well to an album.

I would recommend instead you buy Metallica's "Garage Days" album. It contains two of the songs listed as well as some motorhead and other covers.

Can it get worse? Yes! Howard on Ghost 'N Goblins

I absolutely HATE this series and it sucks because I really want to love it. The difficulty is the issue of course. The problem I have with it is it's "fake" difficulty and not true difficulty. Many of the problems with the original GNG were caused by poor programming (monsters showing up at completely random spots, some spots in which it's physically impossibly to dodge them, poor jumping control, poor firing control ect..) and unfortunately they have been carried over all of these years. It reminds me of bionic command in this respect. So while I always enjoyed the characters and visuals of the game I could never really like it. Keep in mind I LOVE hard games so that isn't it, I just don't like the ones where poor gameplay mechanics are what cause the difficulty. I had a blast with Meg Man 9 for example and beat it farily quickly.

[Zhukov]

Kea? Kakapo? Or maybe Takahe? They are all pretty bad at getting it on. :(
Kakapo I was thinking of. Thinking it was grey rather than green for some reason... maybe I saw a dirty one.

[Dimnos]

Metallica has NEVER and will NEVER suck.

:lol




But no... Really... They just slob the knob. No actual hoover action.

[Pub Lover]

Where the hell was my birthday thread

fuck you darkvare how about we just make you moderator and i'll never post here again

goddamnit

Dude, no one even likes you. :(

Come over here & I'll give you a hug. :(

[MarioRPG]

HOW DO YOU EVEN PRONOUNCE YOUR USERNAME

[Kitsa]

essooooleeem

[DevilWearsPrada]

ess-ooh-oh-limm

[Pub Lover]

It's really hard to get straight answers around here. or, is it just me?

To the casual eye it may appear to be self-aware. We know better.

[Fathom Zero]

I'll give you guys a hint; the second "n" is silent.

[Dimnos]

Last night my office flooded. The water has since retreated and has left a bunch of dead worms. It smells like a fucking bait shop in here. :(

[Tadao]

When life gives you worms, go fucking fishing.

[Tadao]

I called the city to get on the list for "special trash day" so they could take away an old cabinet we had that was broken. That was apparently standard operating procedure and I wanted to do things right.

The woman told me they wouldn't take anything but "intact" pieces of furniture. What the fuck? It's trash. The regular trash won't take it and the recycling won't take it.

And what was with all the specific questions about what sort of cabinet it was? I bet we're furnishing someone's house.

I lived in a trailer home over looking a culdesac. One day I saw some fag in a truck dump crap right in the middle of it and leave. I took down his license and called the cops. Dude was giving me the stink eye the whole time.

Well, the cops went to his house and the guy told them, I KNEW HE WAS CALLING YOU! Turns out it was a bi-yearly trash dump area that I, nor the cops knew about. We all had a good laugh, except for the old man with the stink eye.

But yeah, it was broken useless shit and a bob cat was out there for 2 days dumping the mountain of junk into trucks.

[Kitsa]

Weird that no one knew about it and that it was just in the middle of a cul de sac.

Usually whenever we put something out, the people across the street wait till dark and drag it over to their house. The guy next door is more blatant, he'll waddle right across the yard to come over and dig through stuff.

[Tadao]

This culdesac had no homes facing it, it was more of a turn about at the end of a long dead end street. Perfect place for it really. But my front porch faced it during my white trash hay day.

It must have been posted in the paper or something. When I found out it was legal, I started dumping useless shit there too.

[Tadao]

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=fresno,+ca&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=48.641855,57.480469&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Fresno,+California&ll=36.837046,-119.792302&spn=0.001511,0.001754&z=19&layer=c&cbll=36.837046,-119.792302&panoid=8hmUWh9GLEPcjmCzBMQ5Dg&cbp=12,167.06,,0,22.06

Hahahaha my abandoned trailer home is gone. Oh city of Fresno, are you still looking for me?

[Tadao]

I don't watch Conan but this is funny.

http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/has-conan-obriens-feud-with-newarks-mayor-finally-come-to-an-end--675

[Guitar Woman]

that facial expression

[LordSappington]

I'm going to see a neurologist Tuesday. For the past few months, I've been having extreme memory loss (forgetting names, what I was doing while doing it, blanking out on hours at a time), vertigo and spacial recognition problems, and having muscle spasms in my right arm, where I start uncontrollably clenching my arm and hand.
I'm very, very nervous. :(

[Kitsa]

I think it's a good idea to visit the neurologist.

[Guitar Woman]

I was having shit like that too, and then I started going to sleep for more than 5 hours a night.

[Zhukov]

I get bouts of that, but it's usually right after a migraine. I had one today actually.

The worst thing about being sick in bed is being sick, the second worst thing is knocking your vomit bucket over. The best thing is not having to go to work.

[Kitsa]

ugh, sorry you're sick.

I was mad the other day at the doctor's office. I was due to have a breathing treatment and I heard the nurse coughing and hacking in the hallway. Then she came in, opened the bag of single-use mouthpieces for the treatment, dug around with her germy fingers and held out the mouthpiece to me with the mouth end still in her hand.

I tried to make a joke of wiping off the mouthpiece, but dammit. Now I'm going to get sick. I know she didn't wash her hands.

[Aaarg]

http://www.klimp.dk/glown/blinddate.gif

[LordSappington]

I was having shit like that too, and then I started going to sleep for more than 5 hours a night.
I thought that was the problem for a second, until I remembered I get eight a night, almost religiously.

[RaNkeri]

I nearly choked on a medicine tablet.


I thought shit like that can't happen.

[Kitsa]

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/iatrogenic

[Sam]

God help Finland

[MLE]

I nearly choked on a medicine tablet.


I thought shit like that can't happen.

I thought you said medicine cabinet.

[Chojin]

i have discovered that every cat will run if you approach them while singing this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyNXu-Qk_Fs#t=9s

[Sam]

Too bad that wasn't his Sexual Chocolate entrance music. :(

[Zhukov]

Thanks for being sorry Kitsa. My head is still killing me, softly. I'm sorry that you are going to get sick, and I am sorry Rankeri that you will become a doctor shortly before accidentally amputating your own arm or injecting ebola into yourself.

[Aaarg]

http://www.klimp.dk/glown/bountiful_harvest.gif

ps i calls it "a thrilling discovery/a bountiful harvest"

[Tadao]

i like it

[Chojin]

it reminds me of the oregon trail

[Kitsa]

I got through a dental filling without anesthesia. That always makes me feel so badass.

I walk out of there like FUCK YEAH

[Chojin]

why on earth

[Kitsa]

oh, my dentist is a nice guy and he says he can get it done fast without. He's very careful, it's not terrible. He just drills out the rough outline and does the fine work with some sandblaster thing. The cold water hurts more when they rinse.

Now, if it was a root canal or something I'd want anesthesia.

[Aaarg]

thanks tadao, it looks pretty cool as a desktop wallpaper, or at least on my stupid macbook.

[Pub Lover]

This is the lord of darkness burning a parking ticket :rock

http://kgp4deathromsite.no-ip.org/lod.jpg

Uh oh, I hope you're not one of those terrorist types. I'm sorry I suggested your typing and basic comprehension skills were sub-par.

Also, maybe if you do try to blow me up, maybe don't strap the bombs to yourself, maybe. That way you could, you know, be a terrorist again the day after as well.

I hope this has been sufficiently convoluted and idiotic a post to breach your realm of thinking.

[Chojin]

i had him pegged for <13 years of age, this is a shock to my system, world, and life.

[The Leader]

I can't see the image. :c

Also, in eight days he's posted 70 times. Can we call it spamming and ban him?

[MLE]

Well, it looks like everyone wants him dead anyway if you check the polls.

[Tadao]

MOD abuse, it's a serious crime.

[Pub Lover]

He looks like an Indian Chojin. :(

Meaning: I totally want to have sex with that guy. :orgasm
Is that a scarf of terrorism on your window? :O
Don't call him a terrorist! >:

That is so racist. :(

You're better than that, T.

You dirty Mexican.
50% of what you post is filtered piss.

I'm not even a dick but you make it really easy.

Steve, this is the best thing you have ever posted. So good in fact that you've levelled up to the point where I'll bother to use your name. You've now got equal status as Rankeri in my eyes. :)

[Tadao]

You're better than that, T.



HAH!

[kgp4death]

ah ho people talking about me.

[Pub Lover]

Hm, I figured you for a camel guy.

It wasn't a dare! :lol

[Tadao]

I'm out of practice since Pac Man left.

[RaNkeri]

You've now got equal status as Rankeri in my eyes. :)

I have a status? Since when? :eek

[Dimnos]

Don't call him a terrorist! >:


I buy the dollar store alka-seltzer and feed it to the birds they love it.

A thrifty terrorist.

[stevetothepast]

Steve, this is the best thing you have ever posted. So good in fact that you've levelled up to the point where I'll bother to use your name. You've now got equal status as Rankeri in my eyes. :)

acceptance at last.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

I have a status? Since when? :eek

Yeah, you've got the prestigious rank of "Huh, why is that guy still here?" It is also what I think every time you post. How is your Tyttobakteeri doing, Buddy?

Is it normal for people to have lists of esoteric men and women they find attractive? You guys are a bunch of freaks.

By normal do you mean widespread, healthy, or acceptable? Because yes, no, and maybe. :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

How do I rank on the Pub Ladder?

[Pub Lover]

You are in the very exclusive position of being someone I find interesting and want to have sex with. Of course, the latter is much easier to achieve than the former for most people.

[Dimnos]

I was about to say... Pub, sex and exclusive? Does not compute.

[RaNkeri]

Pub thinks of me :)

[MarioRPG]

Little known fact: Pub thinks of everyone, and has seen everyones actual face.

[LordSappington]

ANEMIA SUCKS
Seriously, they took, like, FIFTEEN of those little vials of my blood today, at LEAST.

[The Leader]

:rolleyes:

[Fathom Zero]

Get the sand of your vagina, you bloodless zilch.

[LordSappington]

Why the hell did they need so many, anyways?! I saw her walking out with fistfuls of vials!

[The Leader]

What, does it matter? Did they forget your lollipop?

[kgp4death]

no they forgot the wow gold points.....level up now, I here jesus is giving wow gold blessings now if you hurry.....lol (this is a quote from lilpop, I am not a bot....PLEASE DON'T BAN ME)

[Pub Lover]

Can someone just ban this guy and delete his thread.

JUST LET IT FUCKING DIE ALREADY.

stuv098 has been banned but kgp4death has not. A great injustice has been done.

Even though I can understand why he annoys some, if this amounts to an actual ban, I'll lose all faith in humanity.


"Those that call for others to be banned should themselves be banned." - Our Lord Jesus Christ.

[Fathom Zero]

If you rub Pub Lover three times, fun leaks out of his head.

[Fathom Zero]

I almost forgot my dad liked chicks with dicks until this morning. :x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x

[executioneer]

oh that can't be good

[RaNkeri]

Hurrah, my anatomy quiz went well

[Kitsa]

my dog is driving me insane today.

It's cold and raining outside, and she keeps sniffing her butt and whining. Ordinarily that means she needs to go, so I took her out. Actually, I took her out 4 times and she jerked me all over the yard, peed, ate grass, stared into space, but nothing else. I finally gave up.

Then when I bring her back inside, she immediately starts whining to go out again.

[Fathom Zero]

Kick her a couple times. She'll curl up in a corner.

[Fathom Zero]

oh that can't be good

Yahoo recently became a lot like a social networking site where you could befriend your contacts and chat and stuff. My dad sent me a friend invite, so I accepted and looked at his profile, seeing that he'd already friended a couple man-ladies in fishnet stockings. :x:x:x:x:x He's married, too. They're supposed to have some child soon.

[RaNkeri]

my dog is driving me insane today.

It's cold and raining outside, and she keeps sniffing her butt and whining. Ordinarily that means she needs to go, so I took her out. Actually, I took her out 4 times and she jerked me all over the yard, peed, ate grass, stared into space, but nothing else. I finally gave up.

Then when I bring her back inside, she immediately starts whining to go out again.


I can relate to that :(

Although when our dogs decide to act like that it always occurs around 4-5 AM

[Kitsa]

I wish I had a fenced backyard where she could just stare into space and eat grass to her heart's content.

But if I had that, I'd have to also wish I lived somewhere else, because the man next door is a bow hunter who often drinks and does target practice in the backyard. I'm afraid to go back there myself when he's outside.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You are in the very exclusive position of being someone I find interesting and want to have sex with. Of course, the latter is much easier to achieve than the former for most people.

:)

[Tadao]

I ate dinner with 1 table separating me from Nomeansno last night. We didn't want to bother the geezers while they ate :(