I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[MattJack]

TY

[Chojin]

man, remember pagers?

[MetalMilitia]

http://www.media.desicolours.com/2009/february/cuteanimalpics03.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Did Clement leave already?

I was going to suggest he read Ayn Rand and watch hilarity ensue.

[Sam]

Hey ladies, please gather 'round my balls.
One at a time, get in line, this is a cattle call.
I will inspect via sex if you’ve got what it takes.
Time to disrobe all your clothes and give my tube a taste.
I hit the bush and the tush, she’s screaming 9-11.
I make her gush in the puss, she’s leaking like a levee.
I got her legs in the air like they’re TV antennae.
I'll fill her box with my cock and make her cable ready.

[Dixie]

Sam, I told you to dance.
It works alot better.

but i still loves you

[Sam]

LADIES LOVE SAM

[Dixie]

i'm not sure i'm a "lady"

[Sam]

YOU COUNT

[Dixie]

I NOTICED

i'm a little retarded, just in case no one figured that out yet.

[RaNkeri]

OKAY, SAM, THE GLOVES ARE OFF :rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/glovesoff.jpg

[Sam]

I KNOW YOU PISS IN THE GLOVES TO KEEP YOUR HANDS WARM AND INSULATED

[MattJack]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/glovesoff.jpg

CHEESE LOUEEZ

[RaNkeri]

BETTER TO PISS IN YOUR OWN GLOVES THAN TO DIE FROM FREEZING LIKE A PUSSYMERICAN :rolleyes

[The Leader]

BETTER TO DIE A PUSSYMERICAN THAN A FINN


That's not true. :<

[Sam]

NO IT IS TRUE

[The Leader]

Ok. :)

[RaNkeri]

WHATEVER, ONE FINN EQUALS 10 PUSSYMERICANS

[The Leader]

Yes, we do have a larger population than you. That's why we're better and can urinate directly into people's homes.

[RaNkeri]

Yes, we do have a larger population than you. That's why we're better and can urinate directly into people's homes.

AND TAKE A RISK OF WAKING UP THE INHABITANT SO S/HE COULD CUT OFF YOUR SCHLONG? :rolleyes

[Sam]

THE REASON THERE ARE SO MANY MORE AMERICANS THEN FINS IS BECAUSE THE FINS ARE DYING DUE TO PISS HANDLING RELATED DISEASES

[The Leader]

Yes, because we're not pussy Finns who hide their balls between their legs.

[RaNkeri]

Yes, because we're not pussy Finns who hide their balls between their legs.

BETTER BE A PUSSY TO LIVE AND SEE 'NOTHER BATTLE THAN TO DIE LIKE A HERO :rolleyes

[Sam]

WHEN I PISS IN A MAIL SLOT I MAKE SURE TO SHOVE MY BALLS IN TOO SO THAT MY PUBES GET ON THEIR FLOOR AND BECAUSE I AM NOT A PUSSY WHO FEARS HOUSEHOLD ANIMALS

[The Leader]

Not if you're a Finn and no one loves you so you will continue to live cold and alone in an artic wasteland full of frozen piss and smelly gloves.

[RaNkeri]

WHEN I PISS IN A MAIL SLOT I MAKE SURE TO SHOVE MY BALLS IN TOO SO THAT MY PUBES GET ON THEIR FLOOR AND BECAUSE I AM NOT A PUSSY WHO FEARS HOUSEHOLD ANIMALS

YES SAM, I KNOW JUST HOW MUCH YOU LIKE HOUSEHOLD ANIMALS :rolleyes

[Sam]

YES FINLAND, WE KNOW HOW MUCH YOU KNOW THAT BECAUSE IT SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY RETORT YOU CAN MANAGE TO COME UP WITH, MAYBE IF YOU GO PISS IN A PLATE SOMETHING MORE CLEVER WILL COME TO YOU :rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

I COULD MAIL SOME OF MY PISS TO YOU, SAM.
HOW 'BOUT IT? :rolleyes

[Sam]

IT WOULD PROBABLY MELT BEFORE IT GOT HERE AND I WOULD JUST END UP WITH A SOGGY ENVELOPE :rolleyes

PLUS I'D HATE FOR YOU TO TROUBLE YOURSELF, I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET YOUR DOG SLED TEAM UP AND JOURNEY ACROSS THE ARCTIC WASTELAND FOR A FORTNIGHT JUST TO SEND YOUR FOUL FINN PISS

[RaNkeri]

THERE'D BE ATLEAST SOME QUALITY PISS ON AMERICAN SOIL :rolleyes

[Sam]

JUST THE SAME, I BETTER TAPE UP MY MAILSLOT AND THROW DOWN AN ABSORBENT TOWEL :rolleyes

[Zomboid]

Rankeri probably just pees on oven plates because the difficulty in finding his penis in all those folds of fat makes squatting necessary.

[RaNkeri]

PLUS I'D HATE FOR YOU TO TROUBLE YOURSELF, I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET YOUR DOG SLED TEAM UP AND JOURNEY ACROSS THE ARCTIC WASTELAND FOR A FORTNIGHT JUST TO SEND YOUR FOUL FINN PISS

IT TAKES A DARING DOG SLEDDER TO ROAM THE FROZEN WASTELANDS OF FINLAND - SURELY NOT A JOB FOR PUSSYMERICAN :rolleyes

[Sam]

WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO FIND A DARING DOG SLEDDER? WILL YOU PAY HIM IN FROZEN PISS? :rolleyes

[The Leader]

Let alone a Finn.

[Sam]

AN ESKIMO IS THE MAN FOR A JOB

[The Leader]

Eskimos are the illegal Mexicans of Finland.

[RaNkeri]

AN ESKIMO IS THE MAN FOR A JOB

SURELY NOT A JOB FOR PUSSYMERICAN

>:

[Sam]

I'M PART ESKIMO HAHAHAHA SO I AM THE MAN FOR THE JOB KISS MY ASS FINLANDDDDDDDD

[RaNkeri]

You won this battle Sam




But the war goes on >:

[Dixie]

pffffft give it up, finland is sooooo gone as soon as space cash gets involved.

[Sam]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/sam.gif

[Tadao]

pffffft give it up, finland is sooooo gone as soon as space cash gets involved.

:lol

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/Allpointswest.jpg

[Sam]

YEAH, FUCK YOU

[Tadao]

I'll let you know how hot Karen O looks.

[Sam]

YEAH, FUCK YOU

[RaNkeri]

SHIGITY SHIGITY SHWAA

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

I find 10k's life interesting.

[Pub Lover]

He has more of a life than most of us combined.

Of course, I'm pulling the average way out of proportion.

[Dimnos]

BETTER BE A PUSSY TO LIVE AND SEE 'NOTHER BATTLE THAN TO DIE LIKE A HERO :rolleyes

That's not how you get to Valhalla. Your being a Finn wrong. >:

[Tadao]

Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch,
That's where I'm gonna build my church,
Ain't gonna be no priest, ain't gonna be no boss;
Just Charles Nelson Reilly nailed to a cross.

I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief,
People shake their heads in disbelief.
GO!

Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls,
In a Nelson Reilly orgy that'll make your hair curl.
I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief,
People shake their heads in disbelief.

Yeah, Charles Nelson Reilly, he's our man,
He can't heal the sick with the touch of his hand,
He can't walk on water, can't make wine flow;
Just another greedy actor on the late late show!

I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief,
People shake their heads in disbelief.
GO!

Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls,
In a Nelson Reilly orgy that'll make your hair curl.
I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief,
People shake their heads in disbelief

[Pub Lover]

YOU MEAN "GIVE IT TO SAM" >:

Are you sure you want to ask T to Give It To You?

[Sam]

YES PUB, I AM SURE I WANT TO ASK TADAO TO GIVE ME HIS TICKET STUB IF HE GETS IT SIGNED BY KAREN O. WHAT I DO NOT WANT TO DO IS ASK HIM TO "GIVE IT TO ME" IN A SEXUAL MANNER YOU SICK LITTLE TEXAN.

[Pub Lover]

I'm surprised. I'd heard that you were a huge faggot. >:

[Tadao]

I'm totally gonna make him pay. ;)

[Guitar Woman]

Fun House is pretty bad

Stooges is great and Raw Power is ok, so I guess that balances out to an ok band?

We Will Fall probably could be about 1/10th the length it is.

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjmmjXGwarU

[MattJack]

aw fu*k i cant believe youve done this

[Shyandquietguy]

I just saw a whole bunch of nude bicyclists ride past my work. I, for the first time, saw what looked like to be the loose skin of a fat man who regularly excersizes. Seriously, it was like a privacy curtain for his d*ck.

[Misdemonar]

I'm surprised. I'd heard that you were a huge faggot. >:

IM A HUGE FAGGOT ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

[Pub Lover]

I'm certainly pleased, but I won't be happy until we're all huge faggots.

[MattJack]

now yer just being selfish

[Tadao]

A greedy faggot

[kahljorn]

faggot nazi

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:pagebrak

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I just bought a trombone. It'll be here in a few days. I kinda wanted a sax because I wanted to start the SAX PISTOLS but oh well.

[Tadao]

SKA

[Sam]

YAY

[Tadao]

: pickleskanking

[Shrubfest]

I've got a sax. You really need to live in the middle of nowhere to learn it, just so you don't get hatemail from your neighbours.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I live in the middle of the city so there will be much hatemail. At least its a way to get to know them.

[Esuohlim]

I hope you become a great tromboner :lol

jokes about dicks :hypno :hypno

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I might be a little rusty at first......

[PocketMonster]

:sadclownface

[MattJack]

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jokes about dicks :hypno :hypno

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm at a bar waiting for karaoke drinking a pitcher of beer and need a song to sing. Any suggestions besides ace of spades.

[Tadao]

Holy Diver

[MetalMilitia]

BREAKING NEWS Miley Cyrus in internet blowjob scandal:

http://gone-hollywood.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/miley_cyrus_giving_head.jpg

What a jerk.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

We ended up doing some extended version of Rappers Delight. It went on for a while.

[Pub Lover]

Does your cover stand up against this one?
RFzyYYZsxGc

[RaNkeri]

Sad, but there's a finnish version of that too :(

[MattJack]

Miley Cyrus sounds like she smokes a pack a day.

[Big McLargehuge]

A PACK OF COCKS

[MetalMilitia]

:lol

[MattJack]

I was hoping someone would make that joke :lol

[Dimnos]

Pub... If I didnt love you I would shoot you for that. >:

[Tadao]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GROWBABY

[Pub Lover]

Pub... If I didnt love you I would shoot you for that. >:

Tell me about it, I used to like Rappers Delight.

[Tadao]

http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/wtf-pics-tank-robot.jpg

[Tadao]

My Nomeansno and Minutemen dvds just arrived! Getting ready to play some COD W@W whilst listening to the minstrels of punk.

[Pub Lover]

I concur! Greenday rawks!

[Pub Lover]

I really like that one song by them; Rejoice in the Black Parade. It totally made me hate my dad.

[Tadao]

DO YOU KNOW YOUR ENEMY

[Tadao]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_X1IWXuEbgXI/SdsrqL5cMuI/AAAAAAAABEs/8SNCcmnzCV4/s320/know+your+enemy+greenday+single+image.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I know their lead singer, Thom York, is a dream boat. <3

[Tadao]

I wish fIREHOSE had a dvd :tear

<3 edfromohio

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

rGHNcQ4zv6Y

[Pub Lover]

Great song, is that Greenday when they were on the Daily Show the other week? :eek

[Tadao]

COLBERT REPORT

[Esuohlim]

Are you kidding me

[Pub Lover]

If Eugene Tooms was in charge of the Transport Department I would've been far to scared to cut his funding. :chatter

[Tadao]

I looked how many calories are in vodka.

:(

[MetalMilitia]

None?

[Tadao]

More like 74 per ounce.

[Esuohlim]

None?

Alcohol has a shit ton of calories in it I thought you Brits were smart :rolleyes

[Colonel Flagg]

After taking the tour of the Bacardi plant in San Juan, the bartender serving the complimentary drinks opined that Bacardi rum was "Atkins approved" - Bacardi and Diet Coke contains zero carbs.

It was indescribable hearing those words spoken with a Spanish accent.

[Pub Lover]

Alcohol has a shit ton of calories in it I thought you Brits were smart :rolleyes

In Britain it is traditional to expel the alcohol and kebab soon after consumption. :posh

[Tadao]

I can't do the Atkins thing. I'd rather give up drinking.

[Pub Lover]

I thought you were all about swallowing the meat? :eek

[Tadao]

Yeah, but I like to soak up the juices with bread. ;)

[Pub Lover]

Eww. :x

[Kitsa]

I wish I had the kind of balls this guy has, because this is all sorts of awesome.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0612092monster1.html

[Tadao]

I bet CIG knows him.

[Sam]

THANK GOD THEY TOOK THAT PSYCHOPATH OFF THE STREETS IMAGINE WHAT OTHER TERRIBLE THINGS HE WOULD HAVE DONE. :rolleyes

[Kitsa]

I wonder if there were any wrecks caused by people trying to take photos.

Another article said that the construction company was impressed by the statue and wants him to re-create it in front of their main office.

[Tadao]

Awesome, that means they might let him work off the vandalism by making the art work.

[Tadao]

STUBBORN FIGHT!

[Kitsa]

it's not a fight, it's making someone's day by playing along.

[kahljorn]

no fighting on the internet

:O

[Tadao]

Yeah but STUBBORN PLAYING ALONG doesn't have the same feeling.

[kahljorn]

damn you guys are so superior

[kahljorn]

you two by far are some of the smuggest, most serious fucks I've ever met on the internet.
its adorable and it makes you my temporary favorite

[Tadao]

http://leeyuhjin.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/smug2.jpg

[kahljorn]

Kitsa's the one on the left :(

[Dommin]

EW



Can you direct link me to the song, I don't want to read an anime board.

http://myspace.com/lightsoutgodhelpme

It's "Mainstream"

[kahljorn]

tadao, since you've posted that image I've seriously reconsidered my labeling of you as smug and serious.

Obviously, you must not be too serious (or smug) if you can post such funny pictures characterizing the insult which I had previously directed at you!

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/diarrea.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

damn you guys are so superior

At the risk of actually getting involved in this little discussion - isn't it pretty much the definition of "being superior" to go into every other thread denouncing it as uninteresting to your tastes and thus unworthy of your forum while simultaneously calling everyone stupid?

[Dommin]

Diarea

So, that's what happens when you drink the water in mexico.

[Kitsa]

es muy peligrosa , nodnod.

[Dimnos]

At the risk of actually getting involved in this little discussion - isn't it pretty much the definition of "being superior" to go into every other thread denouncing it as uninteresting to your tastes and thus unworthy of your forum while simultaneously calling everyone stupid?

In an effort to help keep you out of their little discussion we can have our own.

Yes it is.

[kahljorn]

Maybe, metal militia. But you've been guilty of that same habit. Plus, I never said or did any of those things.

[Tadao]

This thread is pretentious.

[MetalMilitia]

Maybe, metal militia. But you've been guilty of that same habit. Plus, I never said or did any of those things.

OOPS! You're right, all that time I thought I was reading your replies I was actually reading my own. Ignore that last post and accept my most sincere apology.

[Dimnos]

A pretentious thread about a man verbally berating a woman? How deliciously absurd!

[executioneer]

this thread give me the heebie-jeebies

[kahljorn]

Yea metal militia, for a second I thought you were retarded or somethin! especially since I never called everyone stupid (one or two people) or said every other thread didn't belong on "my forum" or denoucned it as unsuitable for my tastes.

Maybe you just like to exagerate.

[kahljorn]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=633184&postcount=25

Goodness metal militia try not to be so superior! he had a serious problem that could only be alleviated by posting it on the internet! By the way, he will totally take any advice you give him and the thread is totally poignant!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=631480&postcount=6

Sorry metal militia I guess mange threads aren't good enough for you huh? huh? huh?

Jackass.

[MetalMilitia]

Difference is I don't go on and fucking on about it as if anyone actually cares.

[kahljorn]

uh huh

[kahljorn]

i dont recall seeing that bit of edification in your definition of "Superior."

[MetalMilitia]

Listen Kahl, I know how important it is for you to have at the very least the last two words so I'm not going to continue this conversation/pissing contest much further. That said I interpreted a number of your more recent posts to have an air of superiority about them and reading you accuse other people of the very same thing was irritating to me.

Forgive me if I lack the comprehension skills to correctly judge when someone is being a condescending dick, but if I (as I suppose several other people) get this from your posts perhaps it's not my problem but yours.

Either way I don't think it's half as important to me as it is to you, so go mad replying to this post.

[Dr. Boogie]

Pub, this is supposed to be your thread. How could you let it turn so gay?

[kahljorn]

Metal militia I have to admit I was not expecting a reply because I know how important it is on this message board to only reply once and then never respond after that.

I thank you for your second response as it was very sweet and informative.

[Zomboid]

I actually found Kahl's thread funny and was disappointed that it was closed :(

But then, I've been annoyed for a while now with the kind of thing he was mocking with it.

[kahljorn]

I'm pretty sure itgot locked because Dr. Boogie has a stick with my face on it shoved up his ass. my other thread got deleted :O

But i could be wrong.

[Sam]

Dr. Boogie doesn't like people getting help for their very real and serious problems. :(

[Pub Lover]

Pub, this is supposed to be your thread. How could you let it turn so gay?

Haha, I remember that one. Good times. :picklehat

[kahljorn]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=1088

:lol Dr. Boogie is such a douche.

[Pub Lover]

Infractions aint visible to regolar peeps, you goota screencap or capy past it.

[kahljorn]

oh ;o

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05:01 PM Jul 1st, 2009
05:01 PM 0 Worthless or excessive topics/replies Dr. Boogie (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=3575)

The problem continues! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=634024#post634024) Jun 17th, 2009
06:30 PM Never 0 Flooding/Griefing Dr. Boogie (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=3575)

[MattJack]

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NOW TAKE IT AWAY PUB

[Pub Lover]

Oh man, I bet that sounds hilarious to your ears. Eet ees joost haw way tark.

[Dixie]

are you supposed to be an ewok or something?

[Dixie]

what does jub jub mean?

[Sam]

it's yub nub :rolleyes

[Dixie]

i'm not a star trek fan, i don't know exactly what they say geeze

[Sam]

it's not star trek, god it's battlestar gattaca everyone knows this

[elx]

hi


This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts. Please try again in 17 seconds. :(

[Dixie]

STOP CONFUSING ME

[Sam]

YUB NUB

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/pesto.gif

[elx]

do you like pesto pasta too?

[Sam]

SO I BUILT MYSELF A BONG OUT OF BEAKER TUBES, AND I SMOKED ALL DEM BITCHES LIKE I'M PIKACHUU

[Dixie]

dude "pikachu" is soooo my new safeword

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/10ksis01pesto.jpg

[Tadao]

dude "pikachu" is soooo my new safeword

but not Pika Pika right?

[Sam]

DOES TEN THOUSAND GHOSTS VOLTYS SISTER LIKE THE PEEEESTOOOOO PASSTTAAA

[Sam]

PEEEEEEEESTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOO PAAASSTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAA

[Tadao]

do you like pesto pasta too?

But of course

[Sam]

PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW

[Dixie]

but not Pika Pika right?
that means "harder"

[Sam]

PPPPPPPPPPPEEEWWWWWSSSSSTOOOOOOOOOOO PAWWWWWWWSTTTTAAAAAAA

[Tadao]

This pesto looks a little angry too.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UIXOn06Pz70/R3FhhGt2PaI/AAAAAAAAAKM/G8ZQseLvgjQ/s800/Asparagus+Pesto+on+Penne.jpg

[Sam]

THAT LOOKS LIKE THROW UP

[Dixie]

that looks like what i see in ditches after friday night kareoke

[Sam]

FO REALIES

[MattJack]

man this is ghey

[Misdemonar]

FUCK

[Dixie]

I'M AWAKE
and i'm in LOOOVE

[Guitar Woman]

I bet today is going to be pretty good!

[Fathom Zero]

HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO

[Fathom Zero]

HUDDA HUDDA HUDDA HUDDA

[Fathom Zero]

HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY

[Fathom Zero]

RAH RAH ZOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Guitar Woman]

My eggs taste like shellfish.

I like shellfish, but not for breakfast.

[Kitsa]

That sounds like a bacteria thing :(

[Fathom Zero]

You're so hot, teasing me. So you're blue but I can't take a chance on a chick like you. That's something I couldn't do.

[Kitsa]

isn't that Abba?

[Dommin]

HACKER! HACKER! LIES!

[kahljorn]

It's funny and a little sad because kahl is hopping from one foot to the other, all "DID YOU SEE...DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE"Oooooooh, I get it now. You're jealous because you're crippled.

[Zomboid]

I was going to make a "Help me decide where to go for lunch!" thread, but I didn't have the energy. Kudos, Kahl, for doing something similar.

I was even going to make mention of things like snooty waiters at one restaurant, prices, and possibly celiac disease.

[Tadao]

I was too! Imagine that.

[kahljorn]

donchu encourage me! DONCHU DO IT!

maybe there could be like a stickied thread somewhere for people to bitch about stupid problems that they aren't really interested in solving.

and it would be full of posts by kitsa

[kahljorn]

HOW TO MAKE PESTO:

OIL/BUTTER, BASIL, POSSIBLY GARLIC AND PARMIGIANA CHEESE.

thats it :(

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

maybe there could be like a stickied thread somewhere for people to bitch about stupid problems that they aren't really interested in solving.

and it would be full of posts by kitsa

While I'm happy for this thread to be filled with such junk, it would really be a waste to type more than a paragraph in here as I'll just follow it with eighty posts of the wanking emoticon.

[Pub Lover]

dogs are not toddlers! you can't keep them pinned up like that it's cruel :(

:wank

[Pub Lover]

If you are going to talk to me in the future I want titties or MS paint talk. >:
:wank

[Dimnos]

:lol I love you Pub.

[Esuohlim]

Are you kidding me

[executioneer]

HOW TO MAKE PESTO:

OIL/BUTTER, BASIL, POSSIBLY GARLIC AND PARMIGIANA CHEESE.

thats it :(
excuse me but i believe you are forgetting pine nuts or almonds

[Pub Lover]

Palmingina sounds dirty. :wank

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/EmoBunny_wordscanthurtyou.jpg

[Pub Lover]

:wank

[Tadao]

If only he emo danced I'm sure he would feel better. :tear

[Pub Lover]

He ain't no fat cat.

[Tadao]

:tear

[Pub Lover]

:wank

[DevilWearsPrada]

oh god oh god I messed up the page brak HARD

[Big McLargehuge]

NO YOU DIDN"T >:

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, what he said.

[Pub Lover]

Don't look at me, I don't coin sex terms.

If I did the penis would have a better sounding name.

You crazy lesbo! Penis sounds awesome. I suck penis. Do you want some penis? Penis O'clock. Penis.

:wank

[Pub Lover]

You know what word is terrible? Vagina! No one wants to have one, so no one wants to hear about.

:wank

[Pub Lover]

like?
You already had that conversation, Old Man.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69700128

:wank

[Tadao]

and I'm having it again.

[Pub Lover]

Manstick is the stupidest suggestion in that thread. If I didn't have one in my mouth right now I would be so mad. :blowme

[Tadao]

Sounds better than Malestick, only a Dyke would use the word Male in it.

[Pub Lover]

I didn't actually read Jeanette's pots because I remembered it being stupid, yeah Malestick is worse and the one I meant. Thanks, T.

:wank

[Sam]

I CALL MINE "THE ANGRY PUB LOVER"

[Pub Lover]

Why is no one :loveing CiG's new pic?

Hasn't anyone finished slapping to it yet? :wank

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I CALL MINE "THE ANGRY PUB LOVER"

Because it is small and ineffective? :eek

[Sam]

THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE LIST. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

XwAx-rzEKv8

[Pub Lover]

Because it is small and ineffective? :eek

It has also never felt the touch of a woman. :wank

[Esuohlim]

Am I missing anything by refusing to watch episodes of Married With Children?

[Pub Lover]

THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE LIST. :rolleyes

Like everything to do with your penis; the list is exceedingly short. ;)

[Sam]

The only time a woman has touched it has been when she is shoving it out of her way.

[Pub Lover]

Am I missing anything by refusing to watch episodes of Married With Children?

A young David Boreanaz in a leatherjacket. :eek

:wank

[Pub Lover]

The only time a woman has touched it has been when she is shoving it out of her way.

I assure you, it is so small it has never been in the way of anything.

:wank

[Sam]

AND IT'S A SMELLY AUSTRAILIAN

[Pub Lover]

By any chance is it the prime minister? :eek

[Pub Lover]

I hear they have those over there in Oz. :x

[Sam]

IT MAY BE :eek

[Pub Lover]

So you'd have a picture of it with the Queen?

[Sam]

OF COURSE, WHO WOULDN'T?

[Pub Lover]

What the hell, Peter Hook? Bad Lieutenant is a terrible name. I'm calling the police. >:

[Pub Lover]

OF COURSE, WHO WOULDN'T?

People that can't afford high resolution zoom lenses for their cameras?

[kahljorn]

bad lieutenant is a good movie though :(

man i haven't seen that in forever

[kahljorn]

harvey keitel would be a good name for a pubic hair style.

[Pub Lover]

hi
Hi. :)


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I get that all the time as well. ;)

[Pub Lover]

bad lieutenant is a good movie though :(

"While investigating a young nun's rape, a corrupt New York City police detective, with a serious drug and gambling addiction, tries to change his ways and find forgiveness." :hypno

[Pub Lover]

harvey keitel would be a good name for a pubic hair style.

Care to demonstrate what you think it'll look like? :orgasm