I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Guitar Woman]

Good news, I figured out how to do it while on speed like four hours ago

which reinforces my belief that everyone I've ever met has lied to me about drugs being bad for you

[Esuohlim]

I'm working, going to school, and getting laid on a regular basis again. IT'S TOUGH, OKAY? I'M TRYING. NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND ME, I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN I'm going to run to my room and SLAM MY DOOR, DON'T TRY TO STOP ME

I'm sorry I snapped at you Gus you know you're the chiseled-from-stone adonis that I hopelessly aspire to be one day

[Grislygus]

You know, you might not be as big an idiot as you think. My mechanical engineer father and I were both trying to help Mr. Kitsa finish his only required semester of college Algebra a couple of years ago, and it was pretty wacky. They were doing some weird left-field shit that was making our heads spin. I don't know what crack they were smoking when they wrote his algebra text, but it may have been the same book you had.

We were all cocky about it, too, it was like OH YEAH PICK ALGEBRA THAT'S EASY, WE'LL HELP YOU.

It didn't help that that particular course was an online version and the instructor wanted you to "show your work" in some sort of absolutely fucked online fill-in-the-blank format that broke half the time and didn't fit your answers the other half.

man, online courses are only taught by broken, lazy, half-suicidal freak geeks that have no idea what they're doing because they constantly have recurring migraines from when their college fraternity brothers used to constantly trick them into smoking a mix of hemp, nutmeg, mothballs, banana peels, and instant concrete

[Guitar Woman]

Mine's an online course, I've figured everything out without the textbook, I get unlimited tries on questions so I can never ever get anything but 100% on homework assignments, all of the homework can be done months before the due date and most of my stuff wasn't due a good two weeks until after the course started, and I've spent all my time on the class sitting around, listening to the misfits, eating potato chips, and drinking beer

I am never, ever taking an offline math course again

[Grislygus]

d00d if you suck at math you prob. shouldn't do that

jesus fucking christ this got me laughing so hard

[Grislygus]

so, anyway, serious question time. what's a good way to gently indicate to your girlfriend that it would be nice if she could find some way to not have her vagina reek of incredibly pungeant piss because seriously it is at an inexplicable level and I just can't get my face near that again

i'm talking rotten asparagus here, this is not a joke and i need advice from the lady folk as to how to diplomatically approach this potentially embarrassing revelation because I am blunt

[Guitar Woman]

Put plain yogurt on your penis. It will kill the odor-causing bacteria.

Trust me.

[elx]

CBD9h0jUq3w
why is this song so addictive :(

[Zhukov]

I was about to scoff and say it wasn't, but I sat there and watched the whole video, even though you hear it everyday on TV, so I guess it is :(

[Zhukov]

I bought two of these:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/DSCF3093.jpg

And one of these:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/DSCF3097.jpg

The speakers (or monitors as we in the biz refer to them as :\), KRK RP 06s, are great, and they also kill all insects within a ten meter radius when the bass is turned up.

The camera, Nikon D5000, is also great, and I got it for a great price. Unfortunately I wont be able to take the 200mm lens on my next overseas journey, since the particular country only allows lenses up to 150mm. Great.

[Fathom Zero]

Happy Birthday, Emu

[Dimnos]

I didnt think they let any cameras in there. :confused:

[Kitsa]

so, anyway, serious question time. what's a good way to gently indicate to your girlfriend that it would be nice if she could find some way to not have her vagina reek of incredibly pungeant piss because seriously it is at an inexplicable level and I just can't get my face near that again

i'm talking rotten asparagus here, this is not a joke and i need advice from the lady folk as to how to diplomatically approach this potentially embarrassing revelation because I am blunt


Is GW still pretending to be a ladyfolk?

Anyway.

Shower together and call it foreplay. You can put an amorous spin on making sure she's well-scrubbed in the nether regions. This is also an excellent opportunity for you to make sure you don't smell like sweaty ballsack.

[Tadao]

Maybe next time you'll smell your finger first.

[Babs]

Nice monitors Zhukov, I wanted to get the same kind you have but I'm running on an extremely tight budget right now.

[kahljorn]

BLACKNESS IS AN ALL NATURAL SUNBLOCK

THE bLACKER THE HIGHER THE SPF

[Esuohlim]

Happy Birthday, Emu

:(

[Fathom Zero]

I knew I wasn't gonna get much with that.

[Kitsa]

I didn't see it. Happy Birthday, Emu!

[Chojin]

zhukov - cool speakers bro, i use the 5s as computer speakers

[Colonel Flagg]

I knew I wasn't gonna get much with that.

Doesn't he rate a new thread? :(

Happy birthday anyway, Emu. Knock your socks off ... :)

[Zhukov]

zhukov - cool speakers bro, i use the 5s as computer speakers
Redneck metal never sounded so good, I bet. What input are you using (RCA, XLR, TRS)? I've been told that RCA doesn't do it justice, but it still sounds great to me

These things are raw power, I tell you what. I went out looking for 5s but I got the display model 6s from my local record store for a hundred cheaper, so there you go.

[Pentegarn]

Is GW still pretending to be a ladyfolk?

Anyway.

Shower together and call it foreplay. You can put an amorous spin on making sure she's well-scrubbed in the nether regions. This is also an excellent opportunity for you to make sure you don't smell like sweaty ballsack.

I have used this technique before. It can be effective

[Kitsa]

I just got back from a fireworks acquisition mission to the middle of nowhere. All legal, but some stuff friends bought is pretty crazy.

[Grislygus]

fireworks pics and details, if they are as crazy as you say

shower idea is a go

[ElPila666]

Che Guevara was not an asshole >:(

[Supafly345]

Its a quote obviously for the purposes of humor, or were you too high to notice, hippie.

[Zhukov]

Don't worry my possibly Columbian friend, Kitsa is on our side.

[Kitsa]

fireworks pics and details, if they are as crazy as you say

shower idea is a go


The majority of the fireworks are for a party tonight that promises to be insane. A few guys go together and buy roughly $1000 worth of stuff...really, more than that because they know the owner and he basically just throws shit into their cart. We went for a "finishing touches" run last night and I think retail was several hundred dollars.

I will take photos. The owner just picks up a huge package marked $750 or something crazy like that, and says "Have you seen these? Here, light it off in the parking lot, see what it does." It's in a warehouse in the middle of nowhere, but still.

It was funny because he was running around in front of customers, going, "Not this, that's shit....here, this one...not that one, that's all packaging..."



ps- let me know how the shower thing works out...I may or may not have used this technique myself.

[Kitsa]

Che Guevara was not an asshole >:(

I think that as a medical student in Argentina he was relatively well-intentioned. So was Ulrike Meinhof, for that matter. However, by the time he got to Cuba, I think it would not be unreasonable to say that he had become a bit asshole-ish.

However, the quote is from this:

fT-OBLFlQIg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy Birthday Italian Stereotype. I hope you are fistbumping like a champ.

[RaNkeri]

!haey kcuf, eciv imaim

[RaNkeri]

8h6pri7HQhA

you you you you you you you you you you you

[Esuohlim]

I'VE BEEN SO BORED AS OF LATE I'VE BEEN USING STRIPCREATOR :(

[Esuohlim]

My favorite random comic I found is a heartfelt and poetic number called "Our Family Reunion" http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Lille/498858/

[Grislygus]

angel of mercy angel delight, give me.my. reward in heaven tonight

[Grislygus]

lady writer on the tv

she kne w all about her histor


y yuo could hardly write your name

something something just the same

[Grislygus]

way down douth

way down south

london town

[Grislygus]

check out guitar george

he knows

all the chords

[Grislygus]

he dont wanna make it cry or sing

[Esuohlim]

Che Guevara was not an asshole >:(

Untrue

[RaNkeri]

you you you you you you you you you you you you you

[Esuohlim]

Sorry Gus but you're banned until morning. It's 5:10am and I don't want to clean up your strewn-about-the-forums drunk posting right now >:

[Fathom Zero]

Hey ya heeeeeeyyyyy yaahhhhh

[Kitsa]

fireworks pics and details, if they are as crazy as you say


http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/stockpile2.jpg

Giant wheel of 32,000 firecrackers...

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/wheel.jpg


Stretched the length of the yard several times over in long strips....took about 7 minutes total when lit in several places with a blowtorch. Red paper was flying and there was a pretty thick haze in the air.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/unrolling.jpg

[Zhukov]

probably attracted any Chinese people in the vicinity, too.


That is awesome. Do we get to see them explode?

[Kitsa]

ummm....I know I had to cut the video off early and didn't get all of them because my battery was crapping out on me. Let me see if I can get a still.

The fireworks went on for a good 2.5-3 hours, counting little pauses for setup inbetween.


Edit:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/firecrackers.jpg
Each string of firecrackers (each length of the yard) took about 1 minute and 57 seconds of straight bangbangbangbang. I timed it with a stopwatch.

There was all kinds of ash-fallout and hot embers raining down and I hid under the deck. Here's my view:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/fireworks3.jpg

Imagine that for about 3 hours nonstop.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/fireworks1.jpg


:america

[Zhukov]

3 hours is a shirtload of fireworks. That is really cool.



I miss fireworks :(

[Kitsa]

do they not allow fireworks in tizz-my-nia?

Mr. Kitsa had a video, but I googled his info because I KNOW WHAT YOU JERKS DO HERE and I decided that no, I would not be making his information accessible :(

[Guitar Woman]

Be a real man this 4th; play baseball with mortar tube rounds.

[Guitar Woman]

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/8897/asspull.jpg



Ok, math, now you're just pulling shit out of your ass.

[Fathom Zero]

You don't know how to do that?

[Guitar Woman]

I do, it's just that this senseless roundabout way of solving equations is completely retarded and worthless and a waste of time

[Esuohlim]

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/2494/mathg.png

will i be paid for this >:

[Guitar Woman]

no, because I clicked "help me solve this" which you can do an infinite number of times but it changes the equation slightly every time so you have to work the answer out for yourself

I need more amphetamines

[Kitsa]

that looks very familiar, your school must use the same program Mr Kitsa's did.

[Guitar Woman]

MyMathLab or CourseCompass I dunno

[Kitsa]

I think it was MathLab.

[Babs]

The majority of online courses look like that.

[Fathom Zero]

My course did and I failed because it's an abysmal shit pile of a program.

[Otto]

Ugh, motherfucking Course Compass.

Multiple answer equations were the worst. If you got one answer wrong you had to answer all of the other parts before you could redo it.

[Grislygus]

i didn't even know that i pulled my phone out last night, let alone that i posted. great. according to my 'sent' cache, my friends recieved a long line of incoherent texts


so i've become the drunk texter, the guy I hate.

[Grislygus]

and that's mathlab, i've had to use it as well.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.coursecompass.com/

MyMathLab. Yeah, they do other stuff, too, probably just as badly.

[Otto]

They have another thing called "MyPoliSciLab" which I had to use for an American Government course. It was impossible to navigate and the "multimedia experiences" (which were pretty much just slideshows with quizzes attached) left out key information needed to answer questions.

But it did shows clips from the Colbert Report.

[Colonel Flagg]

I don't know, it seemed kind of rational and reasonable to me.

Making you do the same thing with slightly different numbers over and over again is fairly standard for any math class. Math is mostly repetition and memorization up until calculus, and then it gets interesting. And difficult. :(

[Esuohlim]

MyMathLab

I thought this said MyMethLab :(

I had a class called "Materials and Methods Laboratory" once and it was shortened officially as "Mat/Meth Lab" when referenced on other documents and transcripts. :( :(

[Wiffles]

I hope Tadao wasnt the professor of the said lab ^.^;

[Fathom Zero]

Hey wiffles bby how u doin

[Wiffles]

Just average, I ate pizza and stuff. And watching documentaries about teh universe ^.^

And you my good sir?

[Fathom Zero]

Listening to some Robert Palmer LPs on my new turntable. And eating hotdogs. :D

It's a pretty good morning so far.

[Kitsa]

I've had a shitty one so far. I had a massive acrylic display cabinet that housed a collection of Japanese miniatures, but I guess my cat needed that shelf to get to the window >:

It's going to cost like $150 to replace it, and that's a conservative estimate. Like I have money!

[Zhukov]

Listening to some Robert Palmer LPs on my new turntable.

OMG what wheels of steel did you get?!?!!?


Kitsa, I take it the cat jumped on it and caused it to topple? What do you mean by japanese minatures, like, gundam or something?

[Fathom Zero]

Fuck cats.

[Fathom Zero]

OMG what wheels of steel did you get?!?!!?

New to me. It belonged to my grandparents, including der speakers. As far as wheels of steel - yeah, these don't really qualify.

Propa-style turntables are on my list of things to get sooner or later, though. TECHNICS, MOTHAFUCKAH. Though, I kinda want a Roland 808.

[Zhukov]

You can still cut on a gramaphone, son. Put your hand on the vinyl and scratch that shit up, use the volume control (either on the turntables, or speakers, whatever) as a cross fader. RUIN THOSE RECORDS TO FUCK.

THE NEEDLE WILL BE DESTROYED IN DAYS.


Might as well might as well might as well m m m m m m m m might as well might as well m m m might as well face it face it face it might as well FF-FF-FF-FFFRESSSSHHHH it you're addicted to AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[Kitsa]

Shokugan. I have a massive gashapon/shokugan collection, mostly re-ment.

This is one "set" of rement bentos. I have this one in a model car case, which remains unharmed.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/rementcase1.jpg

I had other things in a tall, locking acrylic display cabinet, similar to the ones on this page.

http://www.displaycasej.com/general_use_display_cases.html

[Zhukov]

Well, if it fell over it would have made an interesting mess :\

[Kitsa]

That it did, I'm going to be picking miniatures out of various room-crevices for some time :(

[Wiffles]

woah, thats pretty cool. and nerdy ^.^

[Fathom Zero]

Snoopy!

[Tadao]

SOMEONE SAY METH?

[stevetothepast]

Does anybody here actually drink Budweiser? I really don't like it that much but it's always advertised as the "American beer".

[Colonel Flagg]

I can't drink beer, it makes me unable to breathe. :allergies

Now Scotch, on the other hand ....

[Kitsa]

wow, allergic to beer! I've never heard of that one. What component?

I was at a party the other day with a girl who said she was allergic to beef, pork, chicken and fish. And "other hormones". I mainly sat there and hoped I didn't sound like that.

[Guitar Woman]

Does anybody here actually drink Budweiser? I really don't like it that much but it's always advertised as the "American beer".

This'll probably get me a lot of shit-talking from beer snobs, but I prefer flavorless lagers like Budweiser, Busch, Pabst and Labatt because everything heavier tastes like bitter liquid shit. Cheap lager is more like drinking an alcoholic club soda. Ditto to malt liquor, which is my favorite kind of beer because it's basically lager with twice the alcohol content and half the price. I feel like a delinquent whenever I buy a 40, though.

Beer in general is a pain in the ass to drink, I've always been more of a 70+ proof kinda guy. I had a thing for a microbrew called Dead Guy Ale for a while, but even that wasn't very good. It was kinda like drinking honey that someone peed in.

Basically stereotypical American beer is mostly for people who just plain hate the way beer tastes. They've got a stigma of being a bunch of uncultured fuckers, but I think of them as preferring to not drink expensive shitwater. I fully sympathize.

[Colonel Flagg]

wow, allergic to beer! I've never heard of that one. What component?

I know, I sound like a nut, but I do have personal data to back it up.

I was a beer-hound in college and grad school, downing pitcher after pitcher of good, bad and indifferent stuff. My favorites, however, were the dark, hoppy ales and bitters (and Guinness, which defies classification). So, the first two times I went to Britain, that's primarily what I drank.

Then, in 2000 I went a third time to the UK, and picked up my habit of drinking the native bitters, although this time, we went to Wales and also explored the western part of England (where previously we had only stayed in and around London). By the time I hit Portsmouth, I was unable to sleep, being continually stuffed with what seemed like cement in my sinuses. The last three days of my vacation, I stayed away from the bitter and .... the cement went away.

Back in the states, I took to drinking my honey wheat ale again when the same GOD DAMNED THING HAPPENED. I was pissed. I paid a lot for that case. So, after giving all the good stuff away, I tried some "Miller Lite" figuring that even a beer wuss could handle that.

I was wrong. :tear

Happily, I discovered that the sensitivity did not extend to all grain beverages, as I could drink Bourbon, Rye, Scotch, Irish and American whiskey with ease (and relish). So I'm guessing I developed a sensitivity toward hops - it is the only thing that makes sense to me.

[Tadao]

This'll probably get me a lot of shit-talking from beer snobs, but I prefer flavorless lagers like Budweiser, Busch, Pabst and Labatt because everything heavier tastes like bitter liquid shit. Cheap lager is more like drinking an alcoholic club soda. Ditto to malt liquor, which is my favorite kind of beer because it's basically lager with twice the alcohol content and half the price. I feel like a delinquent whenever I buy a 40, though.

Beer in general is a pain in the ass to drink, I've always been more of a 70+ proof kinda guy. I had a thing for a microbrew called Dead Guy Ale for a while, but even that wasn't very good. It was kinda like drinking honey that someone peed in.

Basically stereotypical American beer is mostly for people who just plain hate the way beer tastes. They've got a stigma of being a bunch of uncultured fuckers, but I think of them as preferring to not drink expensive shitwater. I fully sympathize.

Kinda interchangeable with you taste in music.

[Fathom Zero]

WOAHHH YOU LIKE TO THINK THAT YOU'RE IMMUNE TO THE STUFF OH YEAHHHH

[Guitar Woman]

My taste in music is absolutely the best taste in music that anyone has ever had, and if you don't agree with that then you are an idiot and you love America.

[Seven Force]

You love listening to dicks

[Guitar Woman]

Jagger does kinda sound like a dehydrated cat, though

[Esuohlim]

I've never heard of anyone so smug about their music preferences and at the same time only listens to bands the entire world has known about for decades and were and still are constantly on mainstream radio.

[Esuohlim]

Rollings Stones? Ramones? :barf

Why not try a little PORTUGAL, THE MAN :smug

[Kitsa]

tell me more about the last beatles album you listened to

[MattJack]

tell me more about the last beatles album you listened to

It suck*d

[Esuohlim]

tell me more about the last beatles album you listened to

Trying to like the Beatles was meant to be a mind-opening experiment, but it failed and I gave up on it. At least now I can say I hate them without being the hypocrite that never gave them a chance. Fuck the beatles.

And I see what you're trying to do here, Scully, but everything works better around here when we continue to ignore each other.

[Guitar Woman]

That's the thing about music, see, things that nobody has ever heard of are generally that way because they suck

Like that one grunge band that came from Portland that made my eyes bleed, or about 99% of all music ever

If I were just listening to radio-songs by bands and proclaiming Jefferson Airplane the best group ever on the basis of White Rabbit you'd have a more correct arguement, but I at least try to listen to stuff other than the overplayed singles; if I hadn't done that I'd never have given a shit about Led Zeppelin, since all of their popular songs suck ten meters of dick

Also way to not be able to detect sarcasm, Milhouse, maybe you should just go

[Esuohlim]

Well the "love America" part threw me for a loop, since I do think it's gay to love America :(

Plus I refused to take it as sarcasm because being self-deprecating about your taste in music is something I do and I don't want to have anything in common with you >:

[Guitar Woman]

I do think it's gay to love America
Guess what else we've got in common, chief

Also, is Ween basically done or are they going to make a new album ever

[Kitsa]

:rolleyes


:pagebrak

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Does anybody here actually drink Budweiser? I really don't like it that much but it's always advertised as the "American beer".

My friend used to always get on my case for not drinking Budweiser and not supporting america. I drink yuengling which is way better and has been around longer than budweiser. About a week after my friend was yelling at me anheuser-busch sold budweiser to the same company that makes heineken and stella artois.

[Fathom Zero]

Stella Artois is okay. :\

[Zhukov]

I have drunk more Stella Artois than any other beer.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm not a perticular fan of stella or heineken. My roommate buys them because he equates expensive price tag with beer that tastes good.

I've recently taken up http://www.neonsign.com/eng_tackers/images/millergirlroundt2tin.jpg to drink during softball games.

[Colonel Flagg]

My taste in music is absolutely the best taste in music that anyone has ever had, and if you don't agree with that then you are an idiot and you love America.

Spoken like a true Chad Kroeger fan. :\

[Dimnos]

Schlitz is the best piss beer.

http://www.adclassix.com/images/66schlitz.jpg

Go for the gusto.

[Tadao]

I love how GW says that Bud tastes like beer. Your an idiot. The point of a pilsner is to remove the beer taste you little piece of shit. Stop talking. I DRINK FOLDGERS CAUSE I WANT THE REAL TASTE OF COFFEE.

[Wiffles]

http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/wiffles/Glitzy09.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

I DRINK FOLDGERS CAUSE I WANT THE REAL TASTE OF COFFEE.

:lol classic!

[MarioRPG]

Schlitz is groooooosssss

[Grislygus]

oh man, I hate that I'm always tempted to jump on the guitar-bashing bandwagon, it's just too damn easy

He's SEVENTEEN, guys, and going through a reverse-snob phase, if he hasn't been drinking beer for very long then he's not gonna like the taste yet

come on. "a microbrew called Dead Guy Ale". In a few years he'll be all about the hops and swear that Stone and Rogue are the greatest two things since water and sliced bread

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I remember not being so pompous when I was 17.

[Dimnos]

Why the hell does Google have Frida? Is it her fucking birthday or some shit?

[Kitsa]

yep, she's 103 today.

[Dimnos]

What a crone.

[stevetothepast]

:wankFrida gives me a croner.

[Dimnos]

Only in the movie with Salmas titties.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Oh, I didn't know which Frida you meant until that. I thought you meant Frida Lay.


.....ORELE

[Tadao]

oh man, I hate that I'm always tempted to jump on the guitar-bashing bandwagon, it's just too damn easy

He's SEVENTEEN, guys, and going through a reverse-snob phase, if he hasn't been drinking beer for very long then he's not gonna like the taste yet

come on. "a microbrew called Dead Guy Ale". In a few years he'll be all about the hops and swear that Stone and Rogue are the greatest two things since water and sliced bread

He can like whatever the fuck he wants, but when he goes on to say it's what real beer tastes like or My Chemical Romance is real music, he needs to be corrected swiftly and harshly or else he will never fit into his big boy pants.

[kahljorn]

SUPERFLY WILL BE SO DISAPPOINTEWD IN YOU

[Tadao]

Who's that?

[kahljorn]

SOME GUY WHO SAID SOMETHING IN A THREAD

[Colonel Flagg]

come on. "a microbrew called Dead Guy Ale". In a few years he'll be all about the hops and swear that Stone and Rogue are the greatest two things since water and sliced bread

Tetley's.

You've got to hand it to them.

[Guitar Woman]

there's pretty much no pleasing anyone with anything you think about anything

"I like something that's popular because I think it's good" "Oh man nobody's ever heard of that thing before, you're an individual man good going"

"I like something that nobody really knows about because I think it's good" "Oh man you think you're so alternative and cool god what a faggot"

[Guitar Woman]

:pagebrak

I'll never ever like beer, by the way, the only alcoholic beverage that's worse than it is probably sake, which tastes like gasoline made out of pears

being drunk kinda sucks anyway

[Zhukov]

Yes, best to be completely shot on amphetamines.

[Guitar Woman]

Now you're talkin'!

[Seven Force]

that or prescription drugs

[Guitar Woman]

Everything I do is a direct result of my body being saturated with dissociatives.

Also, I've been in my very own episode of Doctor Who twice, and they kicked ass.

[Seven Force]

Never seen it

[Dimnos]

there's pretty much no pleasing anyone with anything you think about anything

"I like something that's popular because I think it's good" "Oh man nobody's ever heard of that thing before, you're an individual man good going"

"I like something that nobody really knows about because I think it's good" "Oh man you think you're so alternative and cool god what a faggot"

:lol Welcome to the world.

[kahljorn]

:lol
http://danassays.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/jean-paul-sartre.jpg
this picture is a lot bigger than i thought :(

[Seven Force]

talk about nauseating quality of existence

[Fathom Zero]

rZ2CDjXREIc

[Tadao]

This'll probably get me a lot of shit-talking from beer snobs, but I prefer flavorless lagers like Budweiser, Busch, Pabst and Labatt because everything heavier tastes like bitter liquid shit. Cheap lager is more like drinking an alcoholic club soda. Ditto to malt liquor, which is my favorite kind of beer because it's basically lager with twice the alcohol content and half the price. I feel like a delinquent whenever I buy a 40, though.

Beer in general is a pain in the ass to drink, I've always been more of a 70+ proof kinda guy. I had a thing for a microbrew called Dead Guy Ale for a while, but even that wasn't very good. It was kinda like drinking honey that someone peed in.

Basically stereotypical American beer is mostly for people who just plain hate the way beer tastes. They've got a stigma of being a bunch of uncultured fuckers, but I think of them as preferring to not drink expensive shitwater. I fully sympathize.

Perhaps you should reread what you wrote.

[Seven Force]

I wouldn't

[Tadao]

sup 7F

[Seven Force]

Fuckin around, sup with you?

[Tadao]

chillin' like a snowman

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol
http://danassays.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/jean-paul-sartre.jpg
this picture is a lot bigger than i thought :(

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/yearbook.jpg

[kahljorn]

:lol what the hell is up with that picture?

[Otto]

Going to go get another tattoo this week. This time it's a small portrait of comic book artist Hideshi Hino.

[Esuohlim]

YOU SHOULD GET DIX ON YOUR FACE

[Otto]

I WOULD BUT MY REDNECK SHITHOLE STATE MADE IT UNLAWFUL FOR TATTOO PARLORS TO TATTOO YOUR HANDS, FACE, OR NECK.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol what the hell is up with that picture?


If you go to yearbook.com you can make your own photo. I was tilting the pic of my face for it to match but tilted it the wrong way and decided to keep it.

[Kitsa]

creepily enough, that looks like my dad's college yearbook pic.

does anyone know how to get a Sprint cellphone out of "emergency mode"? I had to dial 911 earlier and it put my phone in "emergency mode" and it won't shut off. I tried a hard shutdown and everything.

[Fathom Zero]

I forget how, but it's made like that so that it can't be shut off in the event of an emergency. Call Sprint.

[Dimnos]

It should be something in your options menu but I guess it could depend on what phone you have. What are you packing?


Some phones can be reset by pulling the battery.

[Kitsa]

lg lotus. I finally got it to shut down, now waiting to see what it does...

...looks ok so far.

[The Leader]

AND THEN YOUR PHONE EXPLODES IN YOUR FACE

[kahljorn]

If you go to yearbook.com you can make your own photo. I was tilting the pic of my face for it to match but tilted it the wrong way and decided to keep it.
:lol i thought that was your face... yea it looks better tilted cause it makes it look like you got a lazy eye too

[Kitsa]

so apparently in the same town where the guy went apeshit on the truck, someone also went apeshit in an apartment complex nearby and killed someone. Or overkilled someone...8 bullet wounds...and made off with a boy and a dog. They broke in on the radio broadcast to let us all know he's at large, armed and highly dangerous.

I can't help but wonder if it's the same guy :(

I hope they find the boy and the dog in time. Hope the cops can shut his shit down fast.

[Dimnos]

Yes but did you phone ever start working again?!

[Tadao]

http://www.paintitblack.org/tvcasualty.jpg

[Kitsa]

I'd go just for Rodney :(



My phone seems to be okay now. They found the kid, still looking for the guy.

[Zhukov]

Uh, and the dog?

[Kitsa]

I was worried about the dog too :( I never heard anything more about the dog. All I know is that this guy went to his ex-wife's apartment next door to where I buy groceries sometimes, had some sort of confrontation, shot his early-20s stepson 8 times at point blank range in front of mother and younger child, and took off with the child and the dog. Then a couple of hours later he dropped off the child at a house in Indiana and the child was taken safely to police, and the guy is still on the run.

I hope that the dog was dropped off too and they just neglected to report it.

Apparently the young man who was killed was a friend of my parents' neighbors. I never met him, though.

[Zhukov]

:\

I'm scared of getting murdered if I go to a big city.

[Kitsa]

This isn't a big city, though. Very far from it, which makes the whole thing a little odd.

[Zhukov]

Yeah, I realised that after hitting post (no edit for antipodes is unfair!), and I guess my subconscious just saw "big city" as something that stands for "USA/Anywhere but here".

There was a murder here last year and it's still affecting the community. I was distraught at the time :(

[Kitsa]

Although it is funny that a nation that was (in popular imagining, at least) founded by criminal castoffs from the British Empire has become so horrified by crime.

There are nutjobs everywhere, and occasionally they kill innocent people. It's unfortunate, but it happens.

It's already come out that he's called a psychiatrist after shooting his stepson, which would effectively get him off the death penalty, I think.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.paintitblack.org/tvcasualty.jpg

I'd have trouble living somewhere else for lack of music and bands that come through a city. Philly always seems to have it going on though.

[Zhukov]

The "anywhere but here" refers to mainland Australia, too. I've been worried on the streets of Sydney, if that helps. I'm just a big wimp really.

[The Leader]

Zhukov, you need to come party with me in the D.

[Kitsa]

I remember being in Italy once, on the train, and it got raided by people in police-y/soldier-y uniforms carrying machine guns. I understand Italian okay, but I'm not fluent, so I had no idea what the fuck was going on. I didn't know if they were terrorists or what. They grabbed some West Africans off the train and had them spread-eagled on the platform, pointing the machine guns at their heads. They were purse counterfeiters, or something. As the train pulled away, I expected to hear a burst of machine-gun fire, that was how much it looked like a movie.

Traveling is scary :(

I think I've told that story before :(

[Zhukov]

Zhukov, you need to come party with me in the D.

I don't know where the D is. I might just stay in and have a tall glass of milk for now.
I remember being in Italy once, on the train, and it got raided by people in police-y/soldier-y uniforms carrying machine guns. I understand Italian okay, but I'm not fluent, so I had no idea what the fuck was going on. I didn't know if they were terrorists or what. They grabbed some West Africans off the train and had them spread-eagled on the platform, pointing the machine guns at their heads. They were purse counterfeiters, or something. As the train pulled away, I expected to hear a burst of machine-gun fire, that was how much it looked like a movie.

Traveling is scary :(

I think I've told that story before :(
I haven't heard it before. Wow. You couldn't tell what was going on from their exagerated had signals?

I've been to the murder capital of Europe in Glasgow and I wasn't ruffled, but that was under the influence of a woman so it doesn't count. I did almost get my face punched in by Rangers fans, but I didn't know it at the time.

[elx]

c3Cq0sy4TBs
:hypno

[Kitsa]

The problem there was that their exaggerated gestures incorporated machine guns. When I see a loaded weapon, the part of my brain that deals with anything other than "that's a loaded weapon" shuts down :( They could have been speaking in the slowest, most optimal English or French and I wouldn't have been able to tell you what they were saying.

I think this was outside of Milan. It was like 15 years ago, I don't remember.

They pulled these African guys off the train and shoved them facedown on the platform with the machine guns pointed at the backs of their heads. It looked like one of those WWII movies where the concentration camp escapees are rounded up, shoved on the ground and shot. It looked exactly like that to my terrified mind, actually. Also, my parents don't speak Italian so they were loudly asking me what was happening, and I didn't have a clue, so that made the whole thing even more frantic and stressful.

My brother got yelled at by an Italian shopkeeper for not buying some racecar model. My mom slipped on some steps and fell into the Adriatic sea, and had to walk around Venice with a giant seaweed smear on the back of her white pants. We just didn't do well in general in Italy.

Back on more familiar turf, Germany and France, we weren't quite as Griswold-y. Except when my brother insisted upon posing next to a FAHRTGASSE sign in Heidelberg.

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[The Leader]

I don't know where the D is.
DDDEEEEETROIT

[Kitsa]

DDDEEEEETROIT

Come for TheLeader, stay for TheCrackwhores.

[Fathom Zero]

It's so cold in the D. How the fuck we posed to keep the peace?

[Kitsa]

First crackwhore I ever saw was in Detroit, at a chicken place I'd stopped at to go to the bathroom. Did a U-turn right back to the car and proceeded to Canada post-haste.

[Grislygus]

WONDERLAAAAAAAAND

FEEL MISTRE-HEE-TED



WONDERLAAAAAAAAND

TIRED

TIRED AND CHE-HEE-TED





TALKIN BOUT THE EARTH GOD MOTHA


HE
DOG BROTHA

EARTH GOD MOTHA

HE DOG BROTHA

EARTH GOD MOTHA

[Grislygus]

zhukov you can visit and party with me any time, i can show you that the big city isn't scary and you can keep me from staggering into traffic

[Grislygus]

and then i can use your foreign accent and bewildered ways to land us a couple of fat titted platinum blonde forty year olds with black eyebrows and heavy makeup in a dive bar :hifive

[Grislygus]

actually, no, scratch that, we'll land a couple of impressionable twenty year olds in a club by telling them you're an English fashion photographer

[Kitsa]

if they can't tell the difference between an australian and a british accent they deserve whatever they get.

I have a hard time telling a NZ accent from SA though :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

LIKE A HARD D

[Kitsa]

Here's a winner:

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime/west-palm-beach-woman-goes-clubbing-leaves-3-793890.html

"I took care of my kids when I was young. It's my turn to party now."

"You know mothering is just not for everyone."

[Grislygus]

they deserve whatever they get.


I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW that i have it on good authority that Zhukov is a softspoken, rakish intellectual and that I am 100% grade A prime beefcake and that they do NOT deserve the greatness that they will get

unless zhulov lets me down as a wingman but THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN I'M SURE, THE GUY'S GOOD PEOPLE

[Grislygus]

GAH jesus, that woman looks wiggy as hell

[Kitsa]

so whatcha drinkin' tonight, grislygus?

[Otto]

I had a rum-melon tonight.

[Grislygus]

nothing tonight, i'm doing a long drive at seven in the morning

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It might even be too hot to drink tonight >(

[Grislygus]

courrse, last night was a six pack of fat tires during the day, followed by screwdrivers and goldschlager later on that night with the guys

[Kitsa]

I wish that alcohol didn't fuck with me so much these days. Not in a drunk sense, but in a neurological sense. Because a glass of something or another would be nice every once in a while :(

[Grislygus]

neurological? that sucks, at least you can drink o'douls and get depressed over what you used to be able to enjoy

'course, teetotaling is a LOT fucking cheaper, my whiskey collection is like $450 worth

[Grislygus]

and that does NOT include the likes of jack, wild turkey, bushmills, makers mark and jameson, which i go through a lot goddamn quicker

[Kitsa]

Oh well, I'll just have to be Designated Responsible Person some more, I'm good at that :martyr

[Grislygus]

If i had a buddy like you my road trips would be less dangerous as hell, i think

[Kitsa]

Except I don't drive. So they may not be as dangerous but they'd be way more of a pain in the ass.

[Grislygus]

i'm a loud, roaring guy while sober so i have loud, roaring friends who remain loud and roaring while shitfaced. i, however, get quiet and need people to point me in a direction and help me walk, which is not a good thing while walking around with loud, roaring drunks, cars do not enter the equation

[Grislygus]

i need to find a somewhat tolerable, geeky guy who doesn't have many friends and start regularly inviting him to drinking rampages because he would be an inexperienced social drinker, afraid to get TOO drunk and feel pathetically obligated to try and watch out for his newfound stupid drunk friends

[Kitsa]

Sounds like that's a good thing.

I went to see an Eagles tribute band tonight because it was free. The city made a big deal about hiring a REALLY POPULAR BAND FROM CANADA, except the stage was a flatbed truck that was all folded out like a shitty Transformer and I watched the REALLY POPULAR BAND FROM CANADA putting on identical black trenchcoat-y things.

The concert got rained out but that was ok because it wasn't looking interesting and the band members kept getting distracted by the sign language lady on one side of the stage.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

i need to find a somewhat tolerable, geeky guy who doesn't have many friends and start regularly inviting him to drinking rampages because he would be an inexperienced social drinker, afraid to get TOO drunk and feel pathetically obligated to try and watch out for his newfound stupid drunk friends


http://i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=3440

You already know who it is.

[Kitsa]

get a little alcohol in GW and he'll start going on about drugs and music, are you sure you want that?

[Kitsa]

god, they have a website.

Hey guys, it's the REALLY POPULAR BAND FROM CANADA.

http://www.hotelcal.com/index.php

edit: perhaps I'm seeing this wrong, but aren't they from California? Could the perennial events-arranger have mistaken the CA?

[Colonel Flagg]

jack, wild turkey, bushmills, makers mark and jameson, which i go through a lot goddamn quicker

i need to find a somewhat tolerable, geeky guy who doesn't have many friends and start regularly inviting him to drinking rampages

We need to hang out about 25 years ago or so. :(

[Colonel Flagg]

:pagebrak

I missed the Page Brak, Fool! :(

[Kitsa]

shit, I have to go to bed, I need to be somewhere at 5 tomorrow morning :(

[Grislygus]

get a little alcohol in GW and he'll start going on about drugs and music, are you sure you want that?

i could deal with that, but all my friends would make fun of him and then he'd leave :(

[Grislygus]

We need to hang out about 25 years ago or so. :(

hell, you're from philly, wrap up three dozen cheesesteaks in wax paper and fly your sorry ass over here right now, food is perfectly acceptable for instantly bribing your way into a group

oh wait, you mean cause you got kids now. sorry bra. NEXT.

[Sam]

i need to find a somewhat tolerable, geeky guy who doesn't have many friends and start regularly inviting him to drinking rampages because he would feel pathetically obligated to try and watch out for his newfound stupid drunk friends

I AM YOUR MAN.

[Esuohlim]

HE SAID SOMEWHAT TOLERABLE

[Sam]

THE MORE I DRINK THE MORE TOLERABLE I AM

[kahljorn]

THE LAST FEW POSTS SEEM LIKE LOVELINE POSTS :love

GRISLYGUS I LIVE WITHIN HOURS FROM YOU AND DRUNKEN RAMPAgeS ARE LIKE A cLosE frienD WHO MAKES ME FEEL NOSTALGIC

[executioneer]

i like going on drunken rampagezzz

[Zhukov]

I'm sorry Gus, I usually ditch my drunken friends and rip up the dance floor with fly bboy moves.

Also, I live probably about 20 hours by plane away.

[Fathom Zero]

Everyone's got somethin'. They're tryin' to get some more. They've got something to get up for, but I ain't about to.

[Grislygus]

oaky so then everyone except fathom and zhukov is invited for semidrunk minigolf, a drunken showing of that new predator movie, followed by a bar crawling session that starts at 4 pm can you people handle that

[Grislygus]

and you motherfuckers better like playing pool

[Fathom Zero]

Whatchu say, my man? I ain't do shit to you.

[Pentegarn]

hell, you're from philly, wrap up three dozen cheesesteaks in wax paper and fly your sorry ass over here right now, food is perfectly acceptable for instantly bribing your way into a group

oh wait, you mean cause you got kids now. sorry bra. NEXT.

You forgot to ask him to also bring tastycakes and Gadzooks ice cream

[executioneer]

so guys im driving down to comiccon and i thought itd be fun to try and visit all the real-world places in fallout 1 and 2 on my way down and back

on the way down:
klamath falls (looking forward to hunting geckos and rats)
modoc, ca (I HOPE THEY HAVE OMELETTES)
sierra army depot in herlong, ca (i don't wanna get too close though, those turrets are a bitch)
reno (DONT STEAL MY CAR GUYS >: )
broken hills in nevada (watch out for mutant-haters :eek)
mariposa, CA (is there really a military base there i didnt see one)
lost hills, CA (the brotherhood of steel base from fallout 1 is supposed to be here)
bakersfield/necropolis, CA (i'll need to watch for glowing ones though)
los anglelels/boneyard (not getting out of the car though, scared of deathclaws)

on the way back:
barstow (THIS IS SUPPOSEDLY THE HUB, THOUGH IT DOESNT SAY IN GAME)
san fran (not visiting the hubologists though)
navarro (I WILL STEAL A VERTIBIRD MAYBE)
redding (JIXBY YOUR HOMETOWN HAS A LOT OF DRUGGIE MINERS)

is there anywhere else i should be visiting, guys, i could take a few detours

[kahljorn]

bakersfield is necropolis? :lol

[executioneer]

yes indeed
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Necropolis

[kahljorn]

bakersfield feels like a fallout game :(

[Sam]

WILLIE

ARE WE GOING TO HANG OUT AT COMIC CON :(

[executioneer]

h*ll yeah dogg

haha are you still living in willits i could drive you home since it's like 15 min from navarro

[Mockery]

so guys im driving down to comiccon and i thought itd be fun to try and visit all the real-world places in fallout 1 and 2 on my way down and back

is there anywhere else i should be visiting, guys, i could take a few detours
Not familiar with Fallout, but if you're gonna pass through LA, I can definitely suggest some cool places to check out here if you're looking for some cool detours.

Glad to hear you're gonna be at Comic-Con btw, Willie! Come stop by our booth! :picklehat

[Zhukov]

Any of you fucks want to hang out with me at Hobart's Craft and Quilt Fair? :picklehat


Also the Wooden Boat Festival is coming up soon.

[The Leader]

That sounds delightful, Zhukov!

[executioneer]

Not familiar with Fallout
well i think you should fix this :(

[Kitsa]

I totally would :(

I spent all of yesterday in Put-in-Bay, which is an island off the north Ohio Lake Erie shore. Basically, it's a massive tourist trap during the day and a nonstop party at night. Like, the vending machines in the bathrooms sell 10 different types of condoms and there are entire kiosks devoted to Mardi Gras beads.

You take a jetboat there from the shore, drive around on a golf cart all day, and take a jetboat back to your car. I didn't stay the night...looks like spring break never ends in that place.

[Fathom Zero]

I spent all yesterday at Jungle Jim's. I texted a picture to Facebook about how I wished Kitsa would be there.

[Kitsa]

LITTLE GOOD THAT DOES ME :(

NO ONE ON YOUR FACEBOOK KNOWS OF KITSA.

[Kitsa]

seriously now I want to go to Jungle Jim's. You suck.

[Fathom Zero]

I bought seventy dollars in regional soda and beer. There were a ton of perishables I wanted too, but they wouldn't be able to make it back home.

:(

[Fathom Zero]

AND PEPPERONI PRETZEL BREAD, AS WELL AS CANDY BUTTONS. I forgot those. I tore open the bread the second I stepped out of the store.

:breadjunkie

[Kitsa]

that's why you get a cooler with dry ice, rookie

[Sam]

h*ll yeah dogg

haha are you still living in willits i could drive you home since it's like 15 min from navarro

Yeah, but it's more like 1 hour away.

[Grislygus]

Any of you fucks want to hang out with me at Hobart's Craft and Quilt Fair? :picklehat


Also the Wooden Boat Festival is coming up soon.

you're turning me down for a craft and quilt fair

dude


that's like telling someone you're gonna have to pass on the party because you want to go to the sawdust festival instead

[Sethomas]

I still have a camel steak from Jungle Jim's that I need to cook and eat. Also: packets of Crema Catalana and lots of popcorn. I was rather disappointed that they didn't have Gringo Bandito hotsauce in/on their hotsauce wire edifice thing.

[Kitsa]

weekend of fire's coming up, seth. Jul 31/Aug 1.

[Sethomas]

Thank God that's the weekend after Pierogi Fest!
http://www.pierogifest.net/

[Kitsa]

Whiting? Waaaaaaait a minute.

Please tell me you're not on the IU campus I think you are :(

[Colonel Flagg]

seriously now I want to go to Jungle Jim's. You suck.

I also want to go to Jungle Jim's, but as I live 580 miles away, it's a bit of a hike for a casual roadtrip. I'm reduced to shopping online, or worse, finding merchandise at the local market. :(

[Sethomas]

I'm on the IU campus in Bloomington. The ladyfriend and I are thinking of making a caravan to see a Friday show at Medieval Times in Schaumburg, spend the night somewhere in the Shoreline area, then eat some serious Polish food. Since my girlfriend is in the Eastern European Studies department, everyone is going crazy over this idea.

I don't know if I consider Whiting as part of Indiana. As I explained to the aforementioned when she moved here from New York, "Hoosiers aren't people who live in Indiana, they're people who live between Fort Wayne and Bedford. North of that you have Chicagoans and to the south is the land of brain-eaters."

[Colonel Flagg]

You forgot to ask him to also bring tastycakes and Gadzooks ice cream

There's none better than Gadzooks Blanc. I pick up a pint every time I find myself at the Wawa. :)

Speaking of sandwiches (which you weren't, but Gus was) Dinic's Roast Pork still makes the best sandwich I've ever had at the Reading Terminal BAR NONE. Just make sure you know what the eff you want at lunchtime. Take too long to order, and you have to get back in line. Not for tourists. ;)

[Kitsa]

Whiting is part of Chicagoland. It's butt-ugly and brain-drained, for the most part, but Chicagoland nonetheless. If the Chicagoland area were Europe, Whiting would be Albania. OHO THE LINGUISTIC PUN. Or maybe part of Poland.

I was mainly concerned that you were teaching at the Northwest campus, in which case I was going to beg you to get out while you still can.

As I don't drive, it's increasingly difficult to get to the jungle :( I mainly have to hop on board other caravans headed south. My dream is to go on a weekday morning, when it's not at all crowded.

[Sethomas]

Belarus works, too! And the Pale of Settlement, if you discount how gentile it is.

[Grislygus]

having just watched Frankenhole for the first time...

i hate fanboys of anything but, by god, if this show continues to have me cracking up this hard... on top of moral orel? shit, the man is just so god damned mother fucking cuntswabbingly FUNNY

[Grislygus]

i refuse to call myself a fanboy, but at this point i could be termed as a loyalist

[Sethomas]

I just shaved with a straight razor. It's something that I've been on again, off again about for a few years but when my electric broke I figured now was a good time.

This time, I did a pretty good job. From here I guess I just have to practice and make it more routine so it's not as time-consuming. The razor itself belonged to my great-grandfather, who sustained himself by hunting with HIS grandfather's Springfield rifle issued during the Civil War. My uncle had both the rifle and the razor for a long time, he too used the same weapon issued to kill rebels to hunt squirrels. HEIRLOOMS.

[kahljorn]

last/first time i tried to use a razor i hurt my face :(

[Zhukov]

I have constant stubble 24/7 and the ladies love it.


Gus, sawdust-fest '09 was a huge letdown, so I would hang wit choo for sure, just don't expect me to get you home/keep you safe. In fact, I'd be relying on you to show me where the fuck I'm supposed to actually go after the party stops. Sleeping in a gutter is no fun when sober.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

THE PARTY NEVER STOPS