I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I just saw a commercial for the snuggies. I didn't know they were just a backwards robe. They do look comfy as shit though.

[pac-man]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xZp-GLMMJ0
"God damnit! I want the remote, but I don't want to take my arm from underneath the blanket. Aaargh!"

The 21st century muumuu. Now you can shit with your blanket on.

[Kitsa]

I thought that it looked sort of nice, but I was a bit thrown when they showed kids and adults wearing it (in decent proportion) and the voiceover said, "One size fits all"

[DevilWearsPrada]

I like how the chick in the beginning looks and acts like she's literally freezing to death quickly

[Shrubfest]

20 minutes to christmas....

OOOOOOH.

Hot chocolate time!

[Tadao]

I thought you had yours already.

[Fathom Zero]

6 hrs. here.

[Kitsa]

I made Tadao black and nobody cared!

[Tadao]

Racist!

[Tadao]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/bitchfish2.jpg

I can't figure it out, but it looks like one of those pimp character on Fridays or something with hair straightner.

[Kitsa]

It's your pic, I just matched the skin tones to the kid's arms.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/bitchstolemyfish.jpg

[Tadao]

Just messin with you nutty lady, Merry Xmas.

[Dixie]

I'm tempted to take a picture of one of my blood clots and photoshopping a little Santa hat on it.
But I don't think anyone else would enjoy it.
Except maybe Jeanette.

[Kitsa]

are you ok CiG? It seems like you just had your last period a week ago.

[Tadao]

k, this is for fans of the Garage Sale Bathroom Incident, who chortled at my suffering.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/shittychristmaswithmessage.jpg

...and yes, that is pretty much what it looked like.

At least the toilet lid was closed to keep the smell minimal.

[liquidstatik]

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[liquidstatik]

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[liquidstatik]

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[Tadao]

Hi Danny

[Aaarg]

way to break the internats

[liquidstatik]

..

[Tadao]

NO YOU SHUT UP! How ya been doing? You've been quite lately. You hiding from the popo?

[Kitsa]

At least the toilet lid was closed to keep the smell minimal.


I think it was. I don't remember. I do remember shit actually dripping from the ceiling and at that point I pretty much blacked out.

There were shit-footprints on the floor and shit handprints on everything she'd touched....toilet handle, tp roll, drawers, towels....she'd even hand-over-handed it down the countertop to get to the door (also covered with shit on the inside, but not pictured)

The big mystery to me is, she asked me to bring her clothes in there because her white suit was ruined (stupid me, thought she'd just pissed herself). I brought her a long skirt. It was one of those hippie-style skirts that fans out; how did she get that on and get out, being a frail old lady, without getting shit on it? I didn't smell it on her as they pushed by me to get out of the house.

[Kitsa]

Also, Liquid, not that you actually speak to me or anything, but does that kid's sweatshirt say PENIS in the first pic?

[liquidstatik]

..

[Kitsa]

no you don't

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/emopagebrak.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, he does. Shouting at yer monitor counts.

I speak to the president all the time.

[Pub Lover]

There will still be a crotch to punch either way.

Not if God put his brain in a robot body with trackwheels instead of legs.

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, BLEU (20). :)

I am sorry you are not a teenager anymore. :(

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, Meester Mockery. :)

I am sorry about all the stuff I do wrong. ;(

[Pub Lover]

I treat Birthdays like the Eighth Step or something.

[Pub Lover]

I got a complete set of star wars keychains :O

Get a matching number of body piercings and adorn yer adonic self with the nerdy bling.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/horny-ex-of-aaarg.jpg
THIS IS WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS

Tough Break, Pal. :(

[Pub Lover]

For a second I thought it said Gran Turismo and thought it was some adaptation of the game.
Me too!. :eek
great post kitsa
Tell me about it. :rolleyes
yeah except I was serious which just makes me a dumbass.
Oh. :(


Wanna get married, Kitsa?

[Mockery]

http://www.archive.org/download/glittergif/glitter.gif

[Fathom Zero]

D'ja ever wonder what Christmas is made of?

[Aaarg]

Oh snap! Edit me into a picture of me!

[Kitsa]

Wanna get married, Kitsa?


'fraid I can't, pub...you're possibly gay and certainly already betrothed to shrub.

[Pub Lover]

jenette mccurdy

Don't break this resolution. >:

[Pub Lover]

'fraid I can't, pub...you're possibly gay and certainly already betrothed to shrub.

Gay guys can marry ladies. :(

I think Shrub said no? :(

[Kitsa]

Well, sure they can, but why would they want to? Isn't there some handsome young lad you fancy?

[Fathom Zero]

Jake Busey. >:

:(

[Pub Lover]

My people thank you for your thread, fluffymix

Ye're Jewish now, Mister Santatini? :eek


Santatini:

2 oz vodka
2 oz. chocolate liqueur
cocoa powder
cayenne pepper
sweetened whipping cream
one small Thai chili pepper

Rim a martini glass with cocoa powder with a pinch of cayenne pepper added. Shake together vodka and chocolate liqueur and pour into glass. Top with sweetened whipping cream. Garnish the cream with chili pepper.

[Kitsa]

since the advent of Google I've been less impressed with peoples knowledge.

[Pub Lover]

Jake Busey. >:

:(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/JakeBusey.jpg

[Pub Lover]

since the advent of Google I've been less impressed with peoples knowledge.

My first idea was to say "A Santatini sounds like a pretty good drink" but then I wondered if I had been preempted in it's creation, it doesn't sound as good as what I was imagining, but then I drink gasoline.

[Pub Lover]

Well, sure they can, but why would they want to?

Marriage isn't all about sex. Infact, I hear there isn't any at all, and that suits me fine.

Isn't there some handsome young lad you fancy?
Yeah, but acting on such impulses is contrary to the tenets of my faith. :(

[Tadao]

:( But I luv you

[Dixie]

Yeah Kitsa I'm fine, my robot body is just adjusting to the atmosphere here on Earth and pretending to be a real girl.

(Birth control wearing off, need more)

[Tadao]

:( But I luv you

[HickMan]

merry xmas guys hope it was goood 4 u

[Tadao]

I luv your butt :(

[DevilWearsPrada]

merry xmas guys hope it was goood 4 u

You know it might not be that bad, you were the best I'd ever had :love

[HickMan]

No one on the corner has swagga like us :lol

[pac-man]

Merry Xmas

[Pub Lover]

Aww, Microshock is getting older. :adorable


Or maybe it is just that he needs a haircut? :confused

[Pub Lover]

Pheonix Gamma has too much anime on his photobucket, I didn't need that.

[Pub Lover]

MAKE IMOCKERY UNBEARABLE

Race ya! :eek

[Pub Lover]

RIP Eartha Kitt. :(

You were always my favourite Catwoman.

[Esuohlim]

Even though I believe North Face apparel is for douchebags, I can't help but think that I look damn spiffy in my new douchebag jacket >:

Also to complement my hipster fag outfit I received some skinny-fit jeans thanks a lot mom >: >:

[Esuohlim]

MAYBE TOMORROW I'LL GET A FAUX HAWK AND POST PICTURES OF MY KISSY FACES

[Zomboid]

Also, get a messenger bag if you don't already have one. That's a pretty effective way to complete the look.

[Kitsa]

Is this going to be one of those Planet of the Apes endings where he was a douchebag all along?

[Fathom Zero]

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/3255/picture1nk5.png

holy fuck

[Fathom Zero]

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/6538/3330762dlj9.jpg

:love

[Tadao]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01210/rabbit-ears_1210320i.jpg

Bunbun no ears.

[DevilWearsPrada]

guinea pig

[Kitsa]

It appears to be a bunbun.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Did he lose his ears in his new years party hat?

Also, he's the perfect rabbit to pull out of a hat to freak children out at a party. Just pull out some fake rabbit ears out of a hat and then show the children the bunny in the hat...with no ears.

[Tadao]

Nah, that party bunny is a different one. This one was born without ears, or so says the telegraph.

[Kitsa]

That thing that happened in California the other day (the guy dressing as santa, shooting a kid in the face when she opened the door, then proceeding to kill the family, burn their house down, and go home and kill himself) was horrible.

WTF is wrong with people? He needed medication hardcore. At the very least.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think he's going to need much more than that. Maybe Lazarus RX night time.

New Sherlock Holmes movie anounced Kitsa. Excited much?

[Kitsa]

y'know, I was never much for Sherlock Holmes :/

Except, of course, for The Red-headed League.

[Pub Lover]

:lol @ Asila/Kitsa confusion.

[Pub Lover]

That thing that happened in California the other day (the guy dressing as santa, shooting a kid in the face when she opened the door, then proceeding to kill the family, burn their house down, and go home and kill himself) was horrible.


This doesn't happen enough.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/freeze-yer-under-arrest.jpg

[Tadao]

All of California needs to be murdered and burned :x

[Fathom Zero]

Someone needs to set Greece on fire again.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

If someone does set Greece on fire I hope they don't try and put it out with water this time.

[WhiteRat]

Found this at a closed down gas station near Pensacola:
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/3140128370_3cd0bda808.jpg

[Tadao]

Words to live by.

[Kitsa]

I don't get the me/Asila confusion. I don't think we're alike at all.

[Guitar Woman]

The difference is Asila never posts because she's too busy nerding it up on GameDamage

[Tadao]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/misc/pictures/nerds.jpg

[HickMan]

NEEERDS

[Esuohlim]

My new ipod charger makes a weird buzzing noise while plugged in :(

[Tadao]

Have you tried unplugging it?

[Esuohlim]

No >:

Or better yet maybe I should stop trying to steal its honey lol

[Sam]

Found this at a closed down gas station near Pensacola:
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/3140128370_3cd0bda808.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/Grislygus.jpg

EAT PUSSY

[Zomboid]

YES SAM, WE REMEMBER :rolleyes

[Sam]

ZOMBOID

[liquidstatik]

..

[Sam]

EAT PUSSY

[Zomboid]

RANKERI

[Sam]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/Grislygus.jpg

[liquidstatik]

..

[Zomboid]

:rolleyes

[Zomboid]

I'd bone that cow-chick.

[Sam]

EAT COW PUSSY

[Sam]

I GOT SOME MILK FOR HER

[Zomboid]

COCK MILK ON HER COW FACE

[liquidstatik]

..

[Sam]

SOME COCK MILK COW FACE EAT PUSSY ACTION

[Sam]

I'd bone that cow-chick.

NOW I UNDERSTAND SO MUCH ABOUT YOU ARE ALWAYS LINKING ME TO SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FUCKING TAILS WHILE KNUCKLES GIVES HIM HIS NAMESAKE. >:

[Esuohlim]

HEY I'M GOING TO BE GONE FOR A WEEK

ENJOY THE INTENSE LACK OF MODERATION AROUND HERE WHILE I'M GONE SINCE CHOJIN WANTS TO IGNORE MY PMs

[MetalMilitia]

Make Pub Lover a mod.

[bigtimecow]

so how banned danny? mofuckas

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I don't get the me/Asila confusion. I don't think we're alike at all.

I forgot which one of you two liked Sherlock Holmes.

[executioneer]

so how banned danny? mofuckas

probably whichever mod saw his picture of a lady drinking jizz from a dog's cock first :lol

[Tadao]

hehehe

[Guitar Woman]

I got a gay haircut and donated my hair to help cancer kids not look stupid

I look like a pretentious hipster but at least one child will have a lovely wig to wear

[Pub Lover]

I HATE WILLIE TOO

How do you feel about dick?

[bigtimecow]

he told me it was a girl drinking cow's milk but HEY I'M JUST SAYIN

[Pub Lover]

I couldn't tell what that picture was. :(

I sure as hell wouldn't put a dude on the ban for it.

However, he did post CiG's cleavage in here unspoilered and that shit is nasty, so the ban stands. :modruling

[Pub Lover]

either way this isn't even a bad enough example of parenting to warrant a news article, let me know when they cut his dick off for christmas ok

Is this the same situation as yer hankerin for placenta?

[MetalMilitia]

I made a thread somewhere about how much I hated New Years eve. Someone relied with this:

On new year's eve I'll be having a blast, drinking warm sake, listening to J-pop and watching anime with my mates.

This guy must be such an annoying loser in real life.

[Pub Lover]

They are broken lonely men waiting to watch women who won't touch them take off their clothes.

[Pub Lover]

When I read Max Burbank my face stiffens, my eyes unfocus and drift downwards, and then I reread the line and smile.

An hour ago, when I decided to post that quote, I was hoping someone would say something like you just did, Steve.

[Pub Lover]

Does my collection of action figures and soft toys count as friends? Because I'll drink warm beer, listen to Britney Spears, and watch Thundercats on New Year's if it makes me as cool as that guy.

[MetalMilitia]

Yeah there's nothing wrong with a good old fashioned "lame stuff" party.

[MetalMilitia]

This thread is pretentious.

[Guitar Woman]

I like New Year's Eve a lot.

[Sam]

On new year's eve I'll be having a blast, drinking warm sake, listening to J-pop and watching anime with my mates.

:rolleyes

[Tadao]

Does this mean that Max is now employed?

[Pub Lover]

That was the implication I took from his post in the Secret Santa thread.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/september/20-servingpudding.jpg

[Tadao]

I know you've heard of the movie Dogs in Space Pub, right?

[Guitar Woman]

GIGA PUDDING

[Tadao]

Would something like this make you cry Pub?

http://chat.parachat.com/chat/login.html?room=I-Mockery&width=600&height=400

[Tadao]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20081228/2008_12_28t031613_450x296_us_palestinians_israel.j pg

[Tadao]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/12/24/img_4118.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Would something like this make you cry Pub?

http://chat.parachat.com/chat/login.html?room=I-Mockery&width=600&height=400

When is everyone on at the same time?

[Pub Lover]

Can I play my gamecube games with the wii remote?

Because if I have to use the gamecube controller, I'm just going to use my cube and my new wii can go to hell.

[Pub Lover]

I know you've heard of the movie Dogs in Space Pub, right?

Nope.

I have not, Mister Edit.

[Pub Lover]

I had hot sex with a mexican momma that I worked with one night. In the morning I had to go to work. I showered, got dressed and kissed her deeply and said "Don't steal anything."
You had something worth stealing?

Don't tell me you have never made you lover laugh. I feel sorry for you if you think life is all suit and tie.
What if I haven't and think life is all crazy and depressed?

[Pub Lover]

I'm going to sleep. So, that's 10-16 hours right there. However I'm leaving that chatpane open, so if you shout loud, you might wake me.

[Pub Lover]

nvrmnd, laptop hums 2 much 4 sleep


plus, ytf would either u or i wanna talk in real time, we both h8 me, so i'll spare us both.


assole

[MetalMilitia]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1056/567980833_6f865150d4.jpg

Laugh out loud cats (http://www.flickr.com/photos/apelad/sets/72157600296941365/detail/)

[Tadao]

Nope.

I have not, Mister Edit. It said Dods in space :(

You had something worth stealing?

The funny part is that I didn't.


plus, ytf would either u or i wanna talk in real time, we both h8 me, so i'll spare us both.


assole

I meant if there was a bunch of us at once, but there never is.

[Tadao]

Yay for drinking and posting.

[Kitsa]

I went to bed ok and woke up feeling like shit...isn't the reverse supposed to happen?

[Pub Lover]

Your mom is cooler than you.

No way! His mom had sex with Jake Busey. :x

[Tadao]

Which means she likes to get wasted enough that it sounds like a good idea.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Is he frequently aggressive in situations that don't call for it?

[Tadao]

Who? Jake Busey or Pub?

[Fathom Zero]

FUCKING SICK :X

[Pub Lover]

I know I am. :(

[Pub Lover]

FUCKING SICK :X

I am also this. :(

[Kitsa]

Fresh off watching yet another WWII documentary, I can't help but wonder...

is there anything new that can be said about Hitler?

[Colonel Flagg]

When I was in high school, I knew a guy who was in army intelligence in WWII - he was among the first American soldiers to infiltrate German High Command. As such soldiers could take whatever they wanted with impunity, he ended up with an incredible collection of Nazi memorabilia. My class had the fortune to see the entire collection - it was at once impressive, astonishing, revolting and nauseating. Not all at the same time.

[Tadao]

http://imagehost.vendio.com/bin/imageserver.x/00000000/baltimoresbest/cheers.jpg

Welcome to our newest member, Vyvyan Basterd (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=10873)

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

No, she stole my heart :tear

I was going to make that joke. :(

But I couldn't figure out how to correctly phrase the second line. :(

"...but coal is very easy to replace. :eek"

[Tadao]

The TV series "The IT Crowd" is amusing, except for the canned laughter abuse.

[Tadao]

I was going to make that joke. :(

But I couldn't figure out how to correctly phrase the second line. :(

"...but coal is very easy to replace. :eek"

She stole his hear, but coal is easily replaced nowadays.

I can't believe you haven't seen Dogs in Space. It's a Sydney AUS punk movie with Michael Hutchence crawling around on all fours and growling. Takes place in 78 but was made in 87.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092904/

I say I watch it because Sskia Post is hawt, but it's really for Hutchence.

[Tadao]

Oops, I mean Melbourne.

[Pub Lover]

One shithole in Australia is as good as another to me.

[Sam]

THEY ARE ALL A STEP UP FROM NEW ZEALAND, EH PUB? ;)

[Kitsa]

I want to know why I'm forbidden by law to ship anything with the word ANZAC on it to Australia or NZ.

[Pub Lover]

For anyone that has been here, that's a given.

[Pub Lover]

I want to know why I'm forbidden by law to ship anything with the word ANZAC on it to Australia or NZ.

Because of biscuits. :x

[DevilWearsPrada]

like wheat biscuits or icky british cookie biscuits?

[Colonel Flagg]

I want to know why I'm forbidden by law to ship anything with the word ANZAC on it to Australia or NZ.

Serious answer: http://scaleplus.law.gov.au/html/pastereg/0/127/top.htm

Not-so serious answer: I don't even think they know for sure.

[Pub Lover]

You think so, Douchebag? >:
like wheat biscuits or icky british cookie biscuits?

Not stupid wheat you stupiud american, but also Not cookies. :x

Call it it a cookie and get punched by australians. ;)

[DevilWearsPrada]

penis?

[Pub Lover]

Would you please just Fuck off.

[Colonel Flagg]

You think so, Douchebag? >:

Actually, not really.

I'll f*ck off now. ;)

[Pub Lover]

I wasn't talking to you, Dingus.

[Chojin]

paging willie

check your PMs

[Kitsa]

What are you talking about, DWP? British biscuits kick ass.

Have you ever had a Cadbury Finger or a Hob Nob?

Although I'm going to agree on Jaffa Cakes because every one I've ever had is stale with the jam all dried out :( I don't know if it's because it's imported or because they just naturally taste that way.

Anyway, all I could gather from that page (thanks, btw) is that Australians are, slightly contrary to character, serious as hell about one particular thing. I can respect that.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Idk, the ones I had were British, and they were sandy tasting and were filled with some kind of raspberry toothpaste shit :x

[Kitsa]

Cadbury Fingers are great, try those. They're like twix without the caramel.

[Zomboid]

I think I'm an alcoholic :(

[Kitsa]

When you go to rehab, drop the booze off at my house.

[Sam]

I think I'm an alcoholic :(

YOU SHOULD HAVE USED PROTECTION. >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think I'm an alcoholic :(


You probably just have a drinking problem. I usually have that problem when I'm not drinking.

[Kitsa]

speaking of being an alcoholic

I'm supposed to go spend the evening with some relatives visiting from out of town and I've just had a margarita (when I was out for dinner) that's making the room turn sideways when I try to walk forward.

This could be a problem...?

[DevilWearsPrada]

they slipped you some ecstacy

[Tadao]

I actually puked yesterday morning from drinking way too much vodka.

[DevilWearsPrada]

don't smoke when you drink, as that causes hangovers

:themoreyouknow

[Fathom Zero]

Chojin's alive!

[Tadao]

don't smoke when you drink, as that causes hangovers

:themoreyouknow

That's like saying don't have sex because it may create a baby.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I had a hangover the other day. At lunch my friend and I drove to a pizza shop. His erratic driving must have shook some alcohol in my stomach back up because I felt drunk again. It was no good.

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, Shrubfest. :)

<3

[Kitsa]

I went to the Museum of Creepy Santas yesterday. I do that every year.

[Tadao]

http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=22328&display=photoshop

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.noisebot.com/merry_christmas_shitter_was_full_t-shirt.htm

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDRA3XFfDr4&feature=channel_page

[Sam]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHRUBFEST IF IT IS INDEED YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY.

[Tadao]

My Stalker clock says in 18 more minutes.

[Shrubfest]

It is indeeds.

Fun stuff. Told you I was having a party.

[Pub Lover]

Everytime I see Dec 31 today I wonder why I'm not drinking. Haha, because somehow I'm too drunk to remember that I am.

Weird, I typed this message but left the page without putting it up.


Did I miss Willie's Birthday? I hope it was ok. I'm glad your forth decade saw you become a mod. I wanted that to happen for you five years ago. :eek

[Tadao]

Happy B-Day Shrub! I bought you silk rope this time.

[executioneer]

i have to work 12 hours today :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy B-Day shrubbery

[Pub Lover]

tell shrub i say happy birthday ;D

but also that she is now too old :x
This counts as a circumvention of a ban.

[Pub Lover]

Yay! I just got a Christmas Card. I hadn't noticed that I hadn't got any, but getting one is really nice.

Haha, it was mailed on the 19th.

So that was pretty quick getting here.

[Pub Lover]

Esuohlim really like those Discworld books. He's had a word with The Queen and now Pratchett is a knight! :eek

But now every fag is going to call him Sir Terry, oh noes. :(

[Tadao]

I will never! Vimes would be pissed!

[Pub Lover]

HI CIG! HAPPY B-DAY TO YOU!

:confused



Whose birthday isn't it?

[Pub Lover]

um party hard andrew wk? that sounds like manly music:confused:http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TH2QE2XFL._AA240_.jpg
:|


Hey hey hey slow down. Read the forum for a month or so before you start posting new threads if you want to get anything but dick responses.

Pretty much everyone here besides Guitar Woman hates anime... and Guitar Woman. Saying they shouldn't make the bad animes into films is like saying they should only put the bad rapists in prison. Fact is they're all bad and rapists, just like animes.
Steve for Mod (of the cat forum)! >:
First off, to those who laughed: Fuck you.

OK, so.....Anyone else still play Neopets?
Or am I the only loser in this catagory?
Have a baby.
Some rape is just misunderstood affection :(
Have you tried to legally change your middle name to that yet Tadao?

He is rather hoping that Tadao itself becomes the new word for permissible rape.

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebetty.gif

[Dixie]

Why you hatin', Pub?

[Pub Lover]

Because I'm a sad little man. >:

[Tadao]

NO HATE IN 08

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I thought Dawwwwna's location was Black Willie at first.

[Dixie]

A Black Willie would be awesome.
Somebody make Willie's Mario costume picture black.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm sad because I like the dark meat. :(

[MetalMilitia]

:|
Steve for Mod (of the cat forum)! >:


If I was a mod I've move all your replies out of this thread into the threads you're replying to. That'd show you. >:

[Dixie]

DO IT!
I HAVE NO ARTISTIC TALENT!

[Pub Lover]

But I'm not a cat! :eek

You have no power over me!

[Pub Lover]

I am not a cat! :eek

Youhave no power over me! :smug

[Pub Lover]

I am not a cat! :eek

Youhave no power over me! :smug

[Pub Lover]

I am not a cat! :eek

You have no power over me! :smug

[Pub Lover]

I am not a cat! :eek

You have no power over me! :smug

[Pub Lover]

I am not a cat! :eek

You have no power over me! :smug

[Pub Lover]

But I'm not a cat! :eek

You have no power over me!

[Pub Lover]

But I'm not a cat! :eek

You have no power over me!

[Dixie]

I mean it, I'm totally useless.
I've only ever used Photoshop like once.

[Pub Lover]

IS NOT CAT! :eek

NONU MOLESTO MEOW

[Fathom Zero]

NOW I'M A CAR

[Pub Lover]

IS NOT CAT! :eek

NONU MOLESTO MEOW :notcat

[Pub Lover]

IS NOT CAT! :eek :eek

NONU MOLESTO MEOW :notcat

[Dixie]

If I don't understand you I can't pretend to be offended.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Is that the reason why my browser took 3 minutes to refresh???

Happy B-Day Pub! What do you want for your birthday?

[Pub Lover]

Either happiness or not to be so old.

Haha, I'm kidding. I want death.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/Underpass_Moscow.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

WISH YOU WERE HERE

[Kitsa]

I was going to suggest Tadao change his avatar to Stalker Santa but now I don't know who should change their avatar to Stalker Santa.

[Tadao]

I would, but it would have to be a stalker bunny.

[Aaarg]

Somebody asked if I was "tech-savvy" and followed it up by asking if I knew how to copy music CD's.

[Tadao]

Did you put the cd in the scanner/xerox machine?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You should have sent them a facsimile.

[Kitsa]

I know someone who was played up by everyone to be this big tech genius, and someone handed him a CD to get some info off of. And he didn't know what to do with it. He just stood there looking from it to the computer and back.

I ended up having to do it, and since then I've been a little skeptical of self-described gurus.

[Aaarg]

Yeah, I never hype up my abilities--people at work just think I'm smart because I can turn a computer on and use a menu and all that.

One time, the computer we use for Western Union transactions wasn't working and there were three people looking at it, trying to get it to boot up Windows. They couldn't figure it out, and put up a sign that said "WESTERN UNION OUT OF SERVICE." I went up to the computer after they left it, saw a message about how no keyboard was found, and looked at the back to see the keyboard unplugged. Three fucking people.

[Kitsa]

Heh, do people still switch keyboard and monitor cables in computer labs? That's fun to watch.

God, I've felt like shit the past 2 days...nothing to eat but some leftover Stove Top...and right now that's feeling like a mistake.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I hate having to shit right after getting out of the shower.

[Aaarg]

The last computer lab I was in was the one in Percival Hall at West Virginia U (the natural resources "building which was just the third floor of another building), where most people would go to actually do work because the NR kids weren't much for using computers all day. Any time you go anywhere else that combined students and computers, all the screens are Facebook.

SHIT IN THE SHOWER.

[WhiteRat]

Suspicious activity: A man reported July 16 that someone entered his home in Blaine and taped a sink nozzle so that it would spray him when he turned on the water.

Property damage: It was reported Aug. 14 that someone spray-painted the rear window of a car in Eagan. Blue paint was used to write the words "penis mobile."

Accidental poisoning: A woman called 911 about 7 p.m. Oct. 31 to get the telephone number for poison control. She said there was a possible poisoning at her Oakdale home and an ambulance might be needed. The woman said she accidentally used ammonia instead of vinegar while cooking Sloppy Joes. The food was consumed but didn't appear to cause any medical problems. Poison control advised her that no medical attention was needed.

[Aaarg]

Awesome. x3

[Kitsa]

I just got attacked by the neighbor's yorkie, which catapulted itself over the fence he put up.

They really are ankle-biters :(

[Fathom Zero]

I'd punt the little bastard back across the fence. Little fucker'd think twice. I'd have no problem doing that.

[MattJack]

My dog has a seizure yesterday ):

[MattJack]

and had too

[Tadao]

Your dog had two seizures yesterday?

[MattJack]

just uno

He's an old guy ):

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/Underpass_Moscow.jpg

Awwww. <3


Please don't be fat and ugly....please don't be fat and ugly.....

sees that favorite game is some jappy shit and loves pizza...

A man can dream, right?
In Canada pizza works in reverse, so if she uses it to counter the weabo shit, she might not be a meat mountain.

I'll get some pics up soon. In the pics thread, of course.
I spit on yer interpretation of the rules.

[Pub Lover]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2i0dv9s.png

Very impressive bags.

Now let us see your funbags. :tadao

[Kitsa]

That was weird as hell.

Spend 2 days nauseated. Spend 7-10 pm puking my guts out, then fall asleep. Wake up at 10:45 feeling just fine. I mean, I'm sore, but not even a hint of nausea.

What a strange bug I must have had. :/

[Pub Lover]

*hugs* 4 Kitsa


The pervading thought was that VelvetEvoker looks like a child, and it took a moment for it to dawn on me that I'm now in my late thirties, so she is. :x

KitKit: That sounds like food poisoning if you try and tough it out. Stop trying to be so tough, Honey.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2009/VelvetEvoker.png