I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

Fucking balls in a fucking blender Christ. >:

[Tadao]

JINX

[Tadao]

now show me your nipples.

[Pub Lover]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/PageRack.gif

I was pissed off for being bumped to a broken Brak until I saw what did it. :love

[Pub Lover]

and when in the fuck did my internet self become Pub Lover-lite, exactly
I whisper in your ear as you sleep. :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://www.milk.com/images/etc/brak-hope.png

:)

[Pub Lover]

PR4M 1 D1D NOT R34L1Z3 YOU H4D SUCH 4 P4SS1ON FOR L4W 3NFORC3M3NT

1 MUST S4Y TH1S SHOCK1NG D3V3LOPM3NT 1S COM1NG D4NG3ROUSLY CLOS3 TO G1V1NG M3 4 C4S3 OF TH3 V4PORS >:O

:lol <3

[Kitsa]

Does he do business under the name of Pram Maven? :confused:

Edit: nm I guess he does.

[Pub Lover]

It is his band/musical name, I think. I don't see why he thinks it is any good.
Go ahead and photoshop that onto some hairy-pitted creature, Pub.
If I recall correctly; I put your head into pictures of Miss Elx & Miley Cyrus. Hardly hairy-pitted creatures. If anything I am assuring those two ladies are free from being hassled by Liquid Statik. Danny doesn't share my fondness for plump redheads, sadly.

[Kitsa]

I don't think there was ever any danger of Danny being into me. And it was into a picture of Miley, but I was not Miley.

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat (MADLIBS GOOOOO)

[Kitsa]

I thought he said he was an animator or some shit.

[Pub Lover]

I'm sure he thinks he is all sorts of things.
I don't think there was ever any danger of Danny being into me.
Yes, but I imagine you don't want him hanging around outside your house either. :eek


And it was into a picture of Miley, but I was not Miley.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2011/BFF.jpg
Just to be fair let us have a recent one of my dumb old face
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2011/may.png

[Fathom Zero]

SETH! :D

Wait.

And that makes you look like an attempted murderer I know.

[Kitsa]

Ok, well, you've given me a lot to work with there, but due to time constraints I had to limit it to a few things randomly grabbed from places like faceinhole. So how bout I do this...I will PM you with a small assortment I did quickly (and did not bother to touch up), and you can choose what you want people to think I think of you.

[Pub Lover]

A very impressive set of pictures. :lol

I am thoroughly shamed. :eek

[Kitsa]

There are seven total. Or maybe eight. I was just grabbing subjects at random, so don't be too flattered or offended either way.

[Tadao]

WE HAVE A RIGHT TO SEE THE PICTURES KITSA/OBAMA!

[Grislygus]

KITSABAMA

[elx]

oooobbla :(

[Tadao]

I'd like to think you had a cock in your mouth while trying to say Obama.

[Esuohlim]

PUB I AM SO PROUD THAT YOU AREN'T TRYING TO EAT YOUR BEARD ANYMORE

[elx]

http://i.imgur.com/9jGS7.gif

:(

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/PageRack.gif

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

I wanted to wait until I was up to date on the thread before I waved my Go Zhukov pennant but Pentegarn just mentioned the Nazis a third time. I would reply in the thread and even be on topic with my comments but I just know I would be too tempted to overuse words like myopic, provincial, remedial and ludicrous. Plus my logical fallacy meter clocked & I don't want it to break.

[Pub Lover]

PUB I AM SO PROUD THAT YOU AREN'T TRYING TO EAT YOUR BEARD ANYMORE

Willie was the beard eater. I'm the one that indicated insanity by tugging it out hair by hair.

[Pub Lover]

What a could follow up post to prove my opinion is worthless. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Could or good? Yay. :sinkhole

[Kitsa]

WE HAVE A RIGHT TO SEE THE PICTURES KITSA/OBAMA!


I gave them to Pub; they're his to do with as he pleases.

[Pub Lover]

We need some special board for all the butthurt Aspies to loiter in, talking about their figurines and why it's everyone else's loss for not liking them and they totally made out with their super hot cousin at that lake last Summer
We have that already. It is this thread.

[Pub Lover]

I gave them to Pub; they're his to do with as he pleases.

As there is a moratorium on nipples in this thread and I normally put my chops behind a spoiler anyway; lets just call them all NSFW.

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/baby.jpg
http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/cavepubbles.jpg
http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pubbles1.jpg
http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pubblesjudgingasscontest.jpg
http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pubbles2.jpg
http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pubblespose.jpg
http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pubblesshark.jpg
http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/weird-1.jpg

[Tadao]

I like baby. :(

Also Pub's face by it's self is very Flight of the Concords. Do all white NZ people like that look?

[MLE]

I love the last one.

[kahljorn]

arg just found out the paper for one of my classes was supposed to be 2000 words minimum and i thought it was 1500 words minimum :( it came out to about 1700 words.

guess there goes my A and maybe even a B for that class :( fuck i might as well just ask for an incomplete

[Tadao]

some students renting out equipment from me just got an eyeful of fathom's hairless, elfen figure

i'm gonna start banning for it unless people start mspainting clothes on him

All I can see is Eric being all "Hey! This is the cool website that I MOD. I'm big shit here."

:youngboywithfrownyfacenipples

:(

[Kitsa]

It's funny how bad they look because I didn't even bother to mess with hue and saturation. If I try, I can get it fairly close. I was literally cranking out one every, like, 30 seconds, and it shows.

[Kitsa]

I just took my first swim of the season and holy jeebus was that water cold. Now I'm still cold, even in sweats.

[Tadao]

I like photochops better when they look horrible.

[elx]

arg just found out the paper for one of my classes was supposed to be 2000 words minimum and i thought it was 1500 words minimum :( it came out to about 1700 words.

guess there goes my A and maybe even a B for that class :( fuck i might as well just ask for an incomplete
I also just got a B and I've been depressed all day because of it :( I made brownies if you want some and we can hug it out too :(

[Pub Lover]

It must be nice to have such high standards. :( Hugs must be nice too. :( :(

[Tadao]

I'd rather rub it out ;)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

instead of b-rownies you need to make a+wnies next time elx. After typing that it sounds bad but I mean it in a good motivational way. Also, can I have some?

[elx]

no you guys only get F-rownies :(

[kahljorn]

I also just got a B and I've been depressed all day because of it :( I made brownies if you want some and we can hug it out too :(

ok :(

Im so disappointed in myself. Now I have to try to find somewhere down here to retake it cause im trying to graduate summa cum loudly

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:(............................:(
http://michaelprocopio.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/img_4439.jpg

Frownies indeed.

[Esuohlim]

dude :(

[Fathom Zero]

I'm just looking to graduate. WOO LOW EXPECTATIONS. Feels pretty good, bro.

[elx]

dude :(
bug off of our frownies milhouse :( they are reserved for those of us that are not graduating next week with two degrees :( you are now banned from this area and you're not allowed back until the rest of us are done consoling eachother :(

[Kitsa]

That picture they used of you in the page brak, elx, contains a book that looks very much like a poetry text that I had in second year French lit. Is it?

[Tadao]

:NIPPLES

[Fathom Zero]

mynipples

[Pentegarn]

I am more concerned that that picture is clearly taken in a public restroom, what an odd place to take a photo of yourself

[elx]

That picture they used of you in the page brak, elx, contains a book that looks very much like a poetry text that I had in second year French lit. Is it?nah, one is agrarianism and the other is psychology

I am more concerned that that picture is clearly taken in a public restroom, what an odd place to take a photo of yourselfmaybe. but it is a fantastic place to take pictures of other people. especially when they aren't looking, that's how you get the most beautifully natural photos, if you know what I mean.

[elx]

dylan's was banned?

[Grislygus]

bug off of our frownies milhouse :( they are reserved for those of us that are not graduating next week with two degrees :( you are now banned from this area and you're not allowed back until the rest of us are done consoling eachother :(

I WANT TO BE CONSOLED :( I NEED SAD BROWNIES TOO :( EVERYONE THAT DOESN'T SUCK AT THE COLLEGE IS BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING EXCEPT DRAWING:( AND ANOTHER HIGH- PAYING ILLUSTRATION JOB JUST FELL THROUGH AND I'LL NEVER MAKE A LOT OF MONEY NOW, NOT EVER AND I'M THOROUGHLY ENJOYING MY SELF PITY AND AM IRRITATED THAT I HAVE TO KEEP HIDING IT AND PRETENDING EVERYTHING'S AWESOME BECAUSE PEOPLE WON'T STOP INVITING ME TO THINGS AND I LIKE BOTH PEOPLE AND THINGS SO I JUST CAN'T RESIST I WANT FROWNIE BROWNIES


ALTERNATIVELY YOU COULD DISTRACT ME FROM THE BROWNIES WITH A FROWNIE BOTTLE OF GLENLIVET AND I COULD DRINK MYSELF SAPPY WHILE YOU GOT YOUR HUG TIME WITH FATHOM.

[Kitsa]

My kid told her first real lie today :(

THE FIRST OF MANY I'M SURE :(

[Tadao]

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU MOM, I LEARNED IT FROM YOU! :tear

[Kitsa]

:(

[captain516]

I was at the library on tuesday and this baby girl kept saying "fuck yeah" over and over. IT WAS THE CUTEST THING EVER

[Kitsa]

yeah, my kid debuted "shit" at a pediatrician's appointment. I don't know where she got it, I barely ever say shit. If she said fuck I'd understand.

[Guitar Woman]

If she's bullshitting you, doesn't it mean she's thinking independently?

Unless you wanted a miniature Igor.

[Seven Force]

MI GUSTA ESPANOL MOM

[Kitsa]

I'm pleased that she's developed the mental processes with which to lie, it just marks an increase in difficulty for me.

[MLE]

The earlier a child lies, the smarter they tend to be

[Kitsa]

We can hope.

[Fathom Zero]

I don't want hugs. WTF is this shit?

[Tadao]

Boner hugs ;)

[Fathom Zero]

Even more fuck that.

[Fathom Zero]

Because college.

[executioneer]

college boner hugs... are not good?

[kahljorn]

i think im just gonna not go to my final for that class lol

FIVE YEARS OF WORK RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Seven Force]

I'm not going to finish taking my post-op hormone treatment

THERE GOES FIVE FUCKING YEARS

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You should prob take the treatment. I thought you were a chick anyway.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Chojin]

i can't tell if 7force is mockign kahl or being serious, judging from the last pic i saw of him

[Seven Force]

Oh, that wasn't a jab a Kahl, my bad

[Seven Force]

I haven't seen his pic yet, it's been a while since I've been on here

[Pub Lover]

I thought Choj was saying you looked like a lady, Hoss. :eek

[Seven Force]

No, I look like a kid :P

[Grislygus]

A kid lady

[Pub Lover]

I mean, if it was a homeless person on the street I would have been all like "oh, uh, yeah. Sure. Whatever". But this was God Himself, so it was pretty awkward. I just kind of shuffled my feet silently.

AzNzCiZwk28

[Pub Lover]

I now officially declare this thread "Chat Thread 2.0"

All of the chat; none of the Pub.

[Seven Force]

That's no good

[kahljorn]

i think the only thign i hate about this class is that the teacher never replies to e-mails or does so begrudgingly. I'm like, HEY I WROTE 1500 ON ACCIDENT and he'll prolly never write me back so i wont know if i should bother showing up for the final :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You should tell him that you ended up editing 250 - 500 words out of it to get it closer to the 1500 you thought it was.

[kahljorn]

yea i tried that and then i sent in some extra words but he hasn't replied. he's kind of a hardass when it comes to grading though so I dunno.

[Tadao]

It's all that bitches fault. Distracting you while you are trying to educate yourself. I think she harassed you into dropping this course. I bet she fed you drugs. :(

[Fathom Zero]

MUSIC FIGHT

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rOyVOiWdmGo

cB_0fk67DgY

E7T9xbTew9w

5scYXIvAr7w

IQ89AybKVvs

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and the pièce de résistance

FOGrMpGbhRE

[kahljorn]

It's all that bitches fault. Distracting you while you are trying to educate yourself. I think she harassed you into dropping this course. I bet she fed you drugs. :(

:lol i thought of blaming her but i guess i shouldve checked the syllabus even though my copy of the syllabus was in the apartment she kicked me out of :O but i found out the other day (THE DAY I TURNED IT IN) there was one on his website so i guess i shouldve checked that.
oh well whatever :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You should send in the email that you sent her as the missing words.

[Tadao]

:lol

[kahljorn]

:lol
i think that its way over 2000 words :O :O haha

that's part of the reason i haven't posted it yet cause its kinda pathetic. but still its funny.

[Seven Force]

Maybe she's really busy?

[Fathom Zero]

I don't feel like making fun of people anymore. Have I gone soft?!

[kahljorn]

youve gone bored

[Fathom Zero]

That's probably more likely. I'm off to Virginia Beach, guys!

[Kitsa]

Virginia Beach is one of the last places in the world I'd want to be right now :(

[Fathom Zero]

Is there some sort of natural disaster/black people there that I don't know about because I don't watch the news or is it because you're extremely white?

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Chojin]

sometimes i log into the admin panel just to see who's using ibapery

kitsa is. that makes her awwwwright.

pram maven is now too, whether he likes it or not

[HickMan]

Hey guys! Afghanistan sucks!

More to follow

[elx]

Is there some sort of natural disaster/black people there that I don't know about because I don't watch the news or is it because you're extremely white?
hm, maybe because Virginia Beach is home to the Navy Seals. or, because it's located in Hampton Roads, which is the region with the largest concentration of military personnel/bases in the world, particularly the Navy. Also there's NASA right down the street from one of the largest ports. So If I were one of those terrorists looking to get revenge then I'd totally blow you up right now.

edit: "Come to VB, town of terrorist killers!" (http://www.usatoday.com/news/military/2011-05-03-navy-seals-town_n.htm) :)

[Tadao]

Hey guys! Afghanistan sucks!

More to follow

Hey dude! You're in the wrong country!

[LordSappington]

pram maven is now too, whether he likes it or not

:lol

[Kitsa]

I am extremely white (and I just bought a pump-jug of sunscreen today, which was the funniest and most appropriate thing I've purchased for myself in awhile), but yes, elx was correct, the SEAL team that got bin Laden is based there, and it's all over the news how anonymously they blend into Va Beach society and how you'll never know who did it.

[Kitsa]

sometimes i log into the admin panel just to see who's using ibapery

kitsa is. that makes her awwwwright.

pram maven is now too, whether he likes it or not

I can tell right away if I'm logged in or not.

[elx]

happy mommy's day!

[Fathom Zero]

If I am nuked on Virginia Beach, I bequeath to Kitsa my Russian cameras and blotter art, my extensive vinyl collection to Mattjack, and my comics, graphic novels, books, DVDs, and video games to the forum FFA pile.

[Pub Lover]

as the one person on your side here you should listen to me and go away now:(

..

[Pub Lover]

I always feel bad when the Aspies unwittingly make fools of themselves. :(

[Pub Lover]

Hits close to home, y'know? :(

[Pub Lover]

He is now bragging about all the girlfriends he has totally had. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I bet they live in Canada. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I wonder if his Canadian girlfriends are friends with all my Canadian girlfriends that I totally hat. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I hat them so hard, you guys. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

And my massive hetero and homosexual porn collection to Pub Lover.

[Pentegarn]

He is now bragging about all the girlfriends he has totally had. :eek

The first rule of how much pussy you have had is if you have to brag about it on an internet forum, you are probably referring to cats :posh

[Pub Lover]

:(

[Pub Lover]

Hey guys! Afghanistan sucks!

More to follow

I'm glad to see you're following the order to not die. :)

[Pub Lover]

...you are likely going to end up wasted on meth in a couple years.
I hope he is still posting here when he does. We'll need to replace Tadao at some point.
Honestly, how delusional are you anyway?
I happen to be very delusional. :(

[Pub Lover]

Grr. Curse my White Knighting. I'll leave Pram to you guys. >: >: >:

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:eek.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I wonder if his Canadian girlfriends are friends with all my Canadian girlfriends that I totally hat. :eek

I bet you two are eskimo brothers.

[Pub Lover]

I had to look that up. :x

[Pub Lover]

I would assume that imaginary girlfriends are all virgins. :x

[Pub Lover]

Much in the same way as real girlfriends are virgins only in their imaginations. :x

[Pub Lover]

That video Chojin posted left me creeped out and seemingly more misogynistic. :x

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol I've made sure all the girlfriends i've had were not butt virgins.

[Pentegarn]

I happen to be very delusional. :(

The difference is (though why you are pretending to see yourself in Pram I cannot guess, unless you are doing some pretty funny schtick, in which case good piece of business if you are) you are entertaining while Pram is just scary and given to delusions of adequacy

[captain516]

Pub is scarry too

[MLE]

But at least pub is cute!

[Kitsa]

: pubbabypic

[Coldcache]

Is there some sort of natural disaster/black people there that I don't know about because I don't watch the news or is it because you're extremely white?

that's some pot calling the kettle BLACK dylan :lol man I am fantastic

[Kitsa]

I just scared the hell out of a kid selling candy. :D

I bought two candybars, though. I'm not Satan.

[elx]

If I am nuked on Virginia Beach
oh, nukes..? :( well in that case you should probably know that there's a ban on underground structures in Hampton Roads. there are no basements/cellars/shelters there. so you'll be vaporized. I guess you could try escaping by following the emergency evacuation routes, just locate the blue logos and head towards them. but choose wisely, cause once you're on them you can't turn around, and they usually keep them blockaded during the hurricane off season, so if they don't open the passes in time you'll be trapped... :(

also there are dozens of unmarked facilities and weapon development centers there. they have camouflaged security, and they will shoot you if you mistakingly enter. (like those dead drunken VMI students on spring break :( ) oh and are you taking a plane? I hear that terrorists dress casually and they could be anyone at all, like the people sitting right beside you. and they are probably the ones that look the least suspicious.

oh and did you see that movie saving private ryan? I hear the movie was an international success. It was soooo cool how thousands of soldiers simultaneously emerged from the ocean and stormed onto all of those beaches out of nowhere and completely destroyed everything instantly.

[Fathom Zero]

Cool story, bro. And I don't think I'll care after I'm dead.

[elx]

who said anything about death? you'd more than likely end up a survivor. you would lack skin, your bones would melt, your flesh would char off, but even if that happens your organs won't fall out, so you won't die. this is because whatever is left of your blood will turn to jelly and protect them. you'd be totally conscious too, feeling everything but unable to move anything. then you'd spend five years living in a hospital for your skin to grow out and your body to recover, and then you'd get out and develop numerous cancers and diseases and then turn around and go right back to the hospital and then that's when you'd die.

[Pentegarn]

Not all your organs elx, if his flesh chars off he has lost the largest organ in his body, his skin

:science

[Kitsa]

Speaking of diseases, someone stuck me with a straight pin at a flea market today. It was a teenage girl handing me one from the factory paper to pin on a Mother's Day corsage, but still, flea market. I'm now taking bets on what horrific disease I'll develop.

[Grislygus]

MILHORSE, what do you think of the new anti-idle update?

[HickMan]

So the day Osama died a whole bunch of people went onto my facebook and wrote stuff like 'thank you so much' and 'your rock!' and 'great job' like they knew that I did it myself. I know this is sort of political but I never post in the politics board. I just thought it was kind of funny that everyone congratulated me on a job well-done on single handedly winning the war on terror.

Any time guys :picklehat

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

High five job h-man.

and a thank you for doing army stuff on the regular too.

[HickMan]

I missed I-Mockery. For the longest time I was stationed somewhere with a web filter on i-mock, then I was in a place with no internet at all. (I also had to shit in a hole in the ground) Now I'm visiting here and I found out I can get on! But I'm leaving in about a half-hour. I will keep you guys updated while I can!

<3 HickMan

[Pentegarn]

Speaking of diseases, someone stuck me with a straight pin at a flea market today. It was a teenage girl handing me one from the factory paper to pin on a Mother's Day corsage, but still, flea market. I'm now taking bets on what horrific disease I'll develop.

My money is on the bends

[Seven Force]

Oh shit it's Hickman :eek Hope you're doing ok over there!

[MLE]

We miss you HickMan! <3

[Esuohlim]

I graduated today! :noonecares

MILHORSE, what do you think of the new anti-idle update?

Dude I didn't like it at first because everything was so different that it was overwhelming, but now I think it's totally rad and I haven't really found anything that's worse than the old version

[Esuohlim]

I missed I-Mockery. For the longest time I was stationed somewhere with a web filter on i-mock, then I was in a place with no internet at all. (I also had to shit in a hole in the ground) Now I'm visiting here and I found out I can get on! But I'm leaving in about a half-hour. I will keep you guys updated while I can!

<3 HickMan

I WORRY THAT YOU'RE DEAD SOMETIMES :( :( WHY DO YOU KEEP TORTURING ME LIKE THIS

[Tadao]

Hickman dead? I can't imagine a world like that. I always imagine him off doing the things I should have done when I was young and strong. Killing commies and fucking their daughters.

[elx]

I graduated today! :noonecares
not true, I just predicted that occurrence and was quite affectionate in congratulating you for it. now I am sad that you will be leaving. farewell brother from the sam mother. :(

[Grislygus]

Dude I didn't like it at first because everything was so different that it was overwhelming, but now I think it's totally rad and I haven't really found anything that's worse than the old version

I love the new battle arena, but I miss leaving it running with autoloot on for pixels

I didn't have my good weapons for some reason when I started, but as far as I can tell this advanced bow I started with has no expiration date, and I immediately found a +125 epic weapon advance stone, so that plus my stats means I don't really need to waste time on crafting a superweapon... just started today with my remaining schoolwork, trying to get at least 100,000 material and an accordingly large number or pixels together for some godlike armor

[executioneer]

i can't play that game due to stupid internet emotiocons >:

[Fathom Zero]

I don't know how to play it, so I played You Have to Burn the Rope instead.

[Pub Lover]

I graduated today! :noonecares
Well done. When will you have you super high paid job that you've been bragging about?

[Pub Lover]

I never liked to be touched, growing up. Ever. Teachers would touch my shoulder while talking to me and I'd flinch and wriggle away.

I was also very bullied as a child. I was beaten up for no reason and had my backpack smashed into the ground with a banana in it.
..

[Pub Lover]

You're not UNCOMMON, of course, but it's awesome to see such a stereotypical, comically rampaging pussy. You keep jabbering about libel and slander and police enforcement, as if ANYONE would EVER believe you, then SERIOUSLY try to VERY, VERY SERIOUSLY threaten Tadao, before immediately buckling, begging for mercy, and throwing out as many freudian excuses as possible... when NONE OF THIS MATTERS, AT ALL, NO ONE GIVES A SHIT YOU SNIVELING LITTLE CUNTGOB.

And then seven force makes me nearly piss myself laughing so hard at the thought of you staring in shock and terror at his increasingly ominous posts. Hell you think TADAO is actually threatening, let alone Seven Force.

POOR ME POOR ME POOR ME POOR ME I HAVE THE COMPULSIVE NEED TO ROMANTICIZE EVERY SINGLE BLOG-ENTRY OF A THOUGHT THAT I HAVE AND I'M EASILY SCARED ABOUT INTERNET THINGS BECAUSE I don't leave the fucking house

...though why you are pretending to see yourself in Pram I cannot guess...
..

[Colonel Flagg]

I graduated today! :noonecares

Belated congratulations and felicitations! :party

My apologies - I was distracted by all the ugliness going on in another, less important thread. :\

[Colonel Flagg]

I will keep you guys updated while I can!

<3 HickMan

Congratulations on that "not getting killed" thing. Keep up the good work. :)

[Seven Force]

I care that you graduated. Congrats.

[Grislygus]

awright pub, is that some sort of surrealist commentary or are you just giving me hell
I'm cool with either one

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I graduated today! :noonecares



Dude I didn't like it at first because everything was so different that it was overwhelming, but now I think it's totally rad and I haven't really found anything that's worse than the old version


Congratulations. That means more anti-idling time.

[Kitsa]

I cared, but didn't think you'd care that I cared.

How many pens did you get as graduation gifts?

I graduated midterm and no one got me anything :( But I hear that most people get pens.

[Fathom Zero]

FzculbUtU0c

[Pub Lover]

ahmdmky7ehM

<3

[Pub Lover]

God, that is so hot. :love

[Pub Lover]

I would pay money to have her sing every song. :(

[Pub Lover]

Seriously, that is a rare thing. I am tighter with my money than a gnat's chuffskin wallet. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Which I guess makes it a compliment? Or suggests I am off in the way I show affection. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Oh! I remember. I should show I like her by offering to suck her dick. :eek

[Pub Lover]

This will be an instant road to success. It never fails. :eek

[MLE]

lol at 1:05 and 1:40

[Pub Lover]

...I imagine. :x

[Pub Lover]

Fucking Dylan's Nipples! >: >: >:

[Pub Lover]

ahmdmky7ehM

<3

<3

[MLE]

Hahahahaha- GOTCHA

[Pub Lover]

It was OBL. I really shouldn't have to explain more, like I said, it's fucking BIN LADEN.

..

[WhiteRat]

.. I think you missed one:

.

[Esuohlim]

not true, I just predicted that occurrence and was quite affectionate in congratulating you for it. now I am sad that you will be leaving. farewell brother from the sam mother. :(

Thanks elx. Sam is our mother? :eek

Well done. When will you have you super high paid job that you've been bragging about?

:( :( :( I'm going to take my degrees to Burger King. Their newest cashier is going to have some fucking CREDENTIALS

Belated congratulations and felicitations! :party

Flagg you're the baddest dude in town and I can only hope to someday be 1% of the scholar that you are :eek

I care that you graduated. Congrats.

I haven't used the smile emoticon in like 7 years but for you I'll make an except... ---> :smile

Congratulations. That means more anti-idling time.

This is more true than I want it to be :(

I cared, but didn't think you'd care that I cared.

How many pens did you get as graduation gifts?

I graduated midterm and no one got me anything :( But I hear that most people get pens.

KITSA WE HAVE HAD OUR TIFFS IN THE PAST, BUT DON'T WORRY WE'RE COOL AND I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT

So far just some money here and there. I got quite a few pens after high school graduation though, all with my name on them. :ROLLEYES

[kahljorn]

esuolohim ! snoitalutargnoc

[Pentegarn]

I graduated today! :noonecares

I care milpool

Grats man

[executioneer]

IM JEALOS OF YOU MALEHOUSE

[Esuohlim]

thx kahljorn and pentegarn :D

Also don't be Willie :( I've racked up quite a debt and I ain't got no prospects

[WhiteRat]

Milhouse i'm happy for you. I'm so proud that not only do you have a super degree, but now you should be able to afford a new haircut. The 50's are so out d00d.

[Grislygus]

I WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK PAYING OFF YOUR STUDENT LOANS

[Esuohlim]

Milhouse i'm happy for you. I'm so proud that not only do you have a super degree, but now you should be able to afford a new haircut. The 50's are so out d00d.


http://athensboy.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/s-bill-gates-large.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

I bought a bag of popcorn bigger than my head today, found out a broad I really really really dug got married, and found out that this bookstore I go to sells Moleskines. Been a weird day.

Oh and good going and stuff, bro. You'll get as much work as Alan Ruck now buhzinglolj/k

[Chojin]

let me know if this link works.

http://i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=50

[Fathom Zero]

gighfive

[Seven Force]

No.

[Seven Force]

I forgot there was another skin :eek

[MLE]

I can see it, but i'm a mod

[Kitsa]

Did anyone take Spanish in the 90s?

ngwBgwC_8f4

:youtubethread

[elx]

Thanks elx. Sam is our mother? :eek
how could you forget? sam is my mother and you are my little brother and I am his most favorite precious son.

[Shyandquietguy]

Congratualations Milhouse! I rook a trade school so I ended up working in industrial production! How's them for apples to apples?

Also, the Re video is awesome.

PS Where's all the fun at? You guys are supposed to be fun and shit. Is there like a conference room software for webcams and we can maybe play a board game? I seriously want to play a board game.

[Pub Lover]

I think you missed one:

.

Wow, you're an idiot. :eek

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

let me know if this link works.

http://i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=50

Yes. :eek

[Pub Lover]

ahmdmky7ehM

<3

<3

[Pub Lover]

Hi elx,

Pub wanted me to apologize to you, but I was already thinking about doing it myself.

I'm sorry I mocked your Aspergers. If you really have a hug box, I won't judge. I don't, but I do have something else. I'm hesistant to say what it is, but it helps me cope.

Anyway, nice to meet you, sorry we got off on the wrong foot, and take care.

-Pram
...


Elx- you're good at talking shit, go for it.
........


dont even want to know


I totally didn't figure into my dumb whiteknighting that he is the worst apologiser that ever lived. :lol

[Pub Lover]

Wait, did Pram intend to be creepy to elx, I'm confused

Maybe she was intimidated by kindness because she's so used to being treated like shit by you guys that anything outside of "come here, you whore" is taken in umbrage.

She was rude for posting my apology though, so I'm yanking it back. I'm not sorry.

I love the immediate irrational bitterness and use of "whore" after the initial approach is spurned...

...after the initial approach was immediately followed up by an unprovoked insult. The logic of the basement dweller, ladies and gentlemen!

I'm glad Gus didn't quit on Pram after all. :lol

[Pub Lover]

I just booked a greyhound trip to your place. You have a chance to stop all this.

Edit: That was for Pram. Not milhouse
You'd have more fun visiting Esuohlim. You could buy his indebted ass dinner. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

C'MERE, YOU WHORE

[Tadao]

I play Webcam strip poker with Pub every morning. Shy should get in on the action. I'd totally raise him.

[Shyandquietguy]

I am up for reals if this'll be the closest I'll get to any action.

I'll have to grow my stubble out though!

[Pub Lover]

Virgin.

This lady looks awfully familiar but I can't for the life of me remember where i've seen her!
http://i.imgur.com/OK9FM.png

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/7042/49994088.jpg

..

[Pub Lover]

Now, I could be an asshole and post all your personal information name-by-name on this board, letter-by-letter

I don't care what people know about me online. It's not like I've been secretive.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=430688&postcount=41

[Zhukov]

I haven't been to New Zealand yet. I might come and visit you some time Pub, and we can sit in awkward silence together.

[Pram Maven]

Well if you're going to talk badly about someone you might as well say it to their face.

HIIIIII!

I don't usually read this thread because it's too fuckin' long, but I got the gist.

Admission of guilt, more admission of guilt, Tadao's former addresses, the high school he went to, his favorite theatrical makeup... Who has to look for this shit when it's so readily offered? His "middle" name and high school alone pointed me right to him.

"I don't think you get it yet". I'm kind of like Dexter. I find bad people and punish them. You are bad people (I am GREAT at research). I've seen the hurt you've caused to Dizzy and Jake, the psychological distress. Now I'm throwing your words and actions back in your faces before I hit this site where it hurts- its reputation. The very aspect of me you've been attacking by slandering my band. All it took was a day for me to go from the one being picked on to the one shoving you teeth-first into the drinking fountain. What does it feel like? I'd love to know. But don't tell me until the shock's worn off. I'll wait.

Man, I can't "wait" until this is over so I can write a book! It will be called,

"How I Made a Mockery of I-Mockery".

You're probably wondering how I got to be so good at psychological warfare. I've had a lot of practice. many years, to be exact. We are not so different.

[Pub Lover]

I haven't been to New Zealand yet. I might come and visit you some time Pub, and we can sit in awkward silence together.

And then you sip your drugged tea and I take the nude pictures of you. :eek

[Colonel Flagg]

(I am GREAT at research). [...] The very aspect of me you've been attacking by slandering my band.

Apparently not so great at syntax. "Slander" is verbal. In print, it's "Libel". :JJJ

[Pub Lover]

Pram Maven, I don't know who you are talking to. You are not making sense. You are a black kettle, sir. :eek

[Pram Maven]

Colonel Flagg- well, fuck me twice on a Friday.

Pub- I make perfect sense. To understand, you're supposed to read the lines, not between them!

[Pub Lover]

The blackest kettle there has ever been, Sir. :eek

[Colonel Flagg]

Colonel Flagg- well, fuck me twice on a Friday.

Excuse me?

[Seven Force]

There's only one black kettle here Pub

[Seven Force]

I want to visit you in NZ too, btw. :)

[Tadao]

We can all boner hug and share or Photoshopped ELX erotica.

[Fathom Zero]

Fucking darkroom bullshit project finals week fuck

[Pub Lover]

There's only one black kettle here Pub

You're only half black. It is the top half. I have the pics to prove it. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I want to visit you in NZ too, btw. :)

Do it at the same time as Zhukov & I can start on my new found passion for tableaux erotica. :eek

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

ahmdmky7ehM

<3

<3

[Pub Lover]

Fucking darkroom bullshit project finals week fuck :goth

You can do it, Boyo!

[Pub Lover]

We can all boner hug and share or Photoshopped ELX erotica.

So that was why the word was in my head. :dunce

[Pub Lover]

I'm almost THIRTY-FUCKING FOUR now.

I just hope the people I live with don't get hurt over this. I'm just a kid.

A stupid, stupid kid.

An idiot.

"In the United States a person must be at least 35 to be President..." (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_candidacy#United_States) is the only argument I can imagine for you being below the age of adulthood. :eek

Other than the self-confessed idiocy. ;)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You're probably wondering how I got to be so good at psychological warfare. I've had a lot of practice. many years, to be exact.

12 months = exactly 1 year.
10 years = exactly 1 decade.
many years of practicing psychological warfare = an undeterminded amount of years.

[Pub Lover]

Bill.

...the self-confessed idiocy. ;)

[Pub Lover]

Do you also have diabetes complicated by a bipolar disorder and the tragic loss of your entire family in the last five minutes made worse by the sudden realization that you never finished college? Or do you simply do part-time as a rape surviving single mother suffering from alcoholism and a vaguely specified anxiety condition? On the internet?

All of the hugs for you, Gus. :love

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I know Pub, it just drives me nuts when people use an approximate exact amount something.

edit: AWWWWw, he just psychological warfared me without me realizing it!!!!

[kahljorn]

Pub- I make perfect sense. To understand, you're supposed to read the lines, not between them!

i remember reading that joke on that Zug site ;/

what the hell man get some new material

[Pub Lover]

He begged the question by being literally exacting in his metaphorical simile. :eek

[Pram Maven]

Kahljorn- I don't have any new material. I peed it down my leg.

[kahljorn]

:rolleyes

[kahljorn]

Do people ever tell you in real life, "JUST SHUT UP.. PLEASE JUST SHUT THE HELL UP"

[Pram Maven]

Sometimes they can't get anything else out.

One girl even made a haiku.

Pram you fucking jerk
you are not autistic
just use smaller words

[kahljorn]

shut up

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

seriously

[Colonel Flagg]

Shut! Your! Hole! :Casey

[Fathom Zero]

12 months = exactly 1 year.
10 years = exactly 1 decade.
many years of practicing psychological warfare = an undeterminded amount of years.

made me :lol

[Kitsa]

I don't get the whole arbitrary vendetta against a website's companion forum thing, but maybe that's just me.

[Fathom Zero]

Nc0zDfH1jog

I <3 Skin

[Pentegarn]

Shut! Your! Hole! :Casey

They need at least 10 inches

[Pentegarn]

So Paul McCartney is getting married again to a woman who is a VP of NEMF. Personally, after how his last marriage went with all the gold digging, I for one think it is good that he is marrying a woman who can stand on her own two feet.

[Fathom Zero]

I see what you did there.

[Grislygus]

Oh my god, he actually figured out how to post in another thread. Give him a few months and he'll figure out how to leave General Blabber

[kahljorn]

actually he already managed to post in the my little pony thread ::O

HE"S GROWING FASTER THAN YOU EXPECTED