I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

here's a personality test for everyone:

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp

it'll tell you what job you were supposed to pick instead of the one that you already did! exciting

I screwed up. I got INTJ. :goth

[Shyandquietguy]

Production Line Pedophilia?

Close.

Motor Homes.

[Pub Lover]

INTJ
:fistbump

[Pub Lover]

INTJ

Totally broken test. :x

[RaNkeri]

God damn :x

[Pub Lover]

...high school degree...
Do diplomas sometimes get called degrees? :confused

...jack their dick's off to Sailor Moon characters.
When did we stop hating anime around here? :confused

The only people that will agree with you, are the self diluted jackasses...
I miss being self-diluted. Sobriety is no fun. I was deluded to think it would be. :grammarnazisnevergetlaid

[Shyandquietguy]

ISTJ

[Pub Lover]

Sorry, Shy. You're not in the cool gang. :picklehat

[Shyandquietguy]

No hard feelings. I'm too cool for school anyways.

[Fathom Zero]

:fistbump
:buttslap

[The Doctor]

I just watched a Pedigree dog food commercial and realize they eat healthier than I do 5 out of 7 days a week.

[Otto]

Oh man, my shrink should have told me that my brain medicines make it hard to enjoy being stoned.

[Fathom Zero]

I think I'm gonna go into carpentry.

[Esuohlim]

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT JESUS SAID ONCE, THEN THEY KILLED HIM :(

[Otto]

That's because he wasn't a very GOOD carpenter.

[Fathom Zero]

it's 96 hours of class at the vocational school, though. :\ That's 96 hours I could spend on video games.

[Fathom Zero]

Holy shitballs

http://www.youtube.com/user/Markorepairs

[Tadao]

FZ, do you have career ADD?

[elx]

i was reading in the thread backups and willie said something about applesauce cake, and i was like whaaaaat that sounds awesome. so i just went to the store and now i'm making it. BETTER BE AWESOME WILLIE. :(

[elx]

also, willie, post moree again and stop disappearing all the time :(

[Wiffles]

Who will help you eat it? <3

FZ, welding lessons too. The power to melt metal, with heat vision ^.^

[Fathom Zero]

i wanted to do metallurgy, too. :(

I want to do everything, it's not fair. I WANT TO MASTER EVERYTHING.

[Wiffles]

carpentry and welding go hand in hand, and welding goes with mechanical engineering, you can make lots of things, like a hotrod for your girlfriend, a robot, or a robot girlfriend. <3

[Pub Lover]

If he builds a robot girlfriend does he get to load it with your consciousness, Wiffs?

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Wiffles]

If he builds a robot girlfriend does he get to load it with your consciousness, Wiffs?



The technology for cerebral digitalization is still far off. Most of todays robots are mere animatronic puppets with limited versatility. >_>

[Kitsa]

A city near where I live has a bigass welding college. There are big sculptures everywhere.

[Fathom Zero]

:D

[Tadao]

Yeah, there isn't much else for welders to do after all the factories are closed. Might as well make art.

[Kitsa]

regardless of our area being economically fucked, the welders seem to do all right. The college is thriving.

[Otto]

"I call this sculpture "I can't even afford to eat cat food"."

[Wiffles]

Shipbuilding, automotive, railways, construction, aviation too many areas to where welding is useful ^.^

[Fathom Zero]

So long as there's people, stuff's gonna need to get built.

[Tadao]

Yeah, in China and Mexico.

[Fathom Zero]

I always wanted to go to live en Mexico.

[Wiffles]

Have faith in thy economy, creatures of capitalism. For thy shalt be blessed by our lord Mammon. ^.^

[Tadao]

Yeah, I've given my countrymen the benefit of the doubt from 1986-2000. I'm all out of faith.

[Zhukov]

Welding is typically required in trades such as plumbing and carpentry. So far they haven't started building houses in China and Mexico and shipping them over (well, not here anyway, maybe they do in the US), so there is going to be a need for welders since house building should be happening all year round.

Unless things are really fucked.

[The Doctor]

Welding is popular at the community college here in eastern Canada, and after graduation alot head out to western Canada (BC and Alberta)

[Kitsa]

http://www.welding.org/

[Fathom Zero]

If I go to the art school here, I could totally take that welding for non-welders course and write it off on my taxes.

[Fathom Zero]

Why didn't anyone tell me the song "Modern Guilt" was good?

[shekk]

beck? and i used to know this chiq that welded intricate metal sculptures and furniture. pieces looked evil, my ex had a headboard made by her that looked like victorian vampire/goth shit.Why didn't anyone tell me the song "Modern Guilt" was good?

[Fathom Zero]

sure, let's go with that.

[executioneer]

also, willie, post moree again and stop disappearing all the time :(

sry i've been trying and mostly failing to not be buried in despair since comicon :( I DONT HOLD MUCH HOPE OF IMPROVEMENT ANYTIME SOON

[Kitsa]

I think we're all forgetting the most important thing about welding and that's the one chick from Jaws: The Revenge.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/jawstherevengewelder.jpg

[kahljorn]

there's this one place in town that makes custom rod iron shit for like your doors and windows and such and it looks really bad ass on a house :O

plus it sells for a shitload to rich douchebags in town :O but that was before the foreclosures started hitting :O

[elx]

how many of you have parents bugging you for grandchildren? does it ever end?

[Tadao]

Yeah, When they die.

[The Doctor]

how many of you have parents bugging you for grandchildren? does it ever end?

Its even worse if you younger brother is a lost cause, then you get it twice as bad, we have one son and they want MORE.

[Esuohlim]

how many of you have parents bugging you for grandchildren? does it ever end?

Tell them you're gay and they'll leave you alone.

IT WORKED FOR ME lol

[Esuohlim]

Do people not know how to describe something as a "trainwreck" anymore? The adjective is supposed to be used to describe the captivating nature of the wreck itself (as in, "I can't look away"), not the wreck itself.

This peeve comes from a recent facebook status where someone wrote "Wow, what a trainwreck, I can't even watch"

[Tadao]

AKA pot that paralyzes you.

[kahljorn]

hell yes

[MLE]

Do people not know how to describe something as a "trainwreck" anymore? The adjective is supposed to be used to describe the captivating nature of the wreck itself (as in, "I can't look away"), not the wreck itself.

This peeve comes from a recent facebook status where someone wrote "Wow, what a trainwreck, I can't even watch"

A trainwreck is also when someone is deejaying and not mixing songs together correctly, so there are already multiple meanings. It's a bit picky to want people to only use your preferred definition :posh

[Tadao]

This topic is a trainwreck

[Fathom Zero]

Searching for i-mockery in google brings up the ED article on it and Schimid's goofy face makes me laugh every time.

[Fathom Zero]

SUPER MEAT BOY TOMORROW, TOO

[Zhukov]

I always figured that the term 'train wreck' was something horrible that you didn't want to look at, and a 'car crash' was something that you couldn't look away from.

I don't know, trains don't usually run through busy suburban areas full of people that like to stare and point fingers.

But I'll take what MLE said, too.

[Kitsa]

I always thought that "train wreck" and "clusterfuck" were fairly close in meaning, but I could be (probably am) wrong.

[MattJack]

A train wreck is a disaster of epic proportions or a complete failure. Like when you have a pregnant bum begging for a burger at White Castle that tries to guilt you by sayin things like, "I gotta feed my baby. Let me have one of your burgers."

A cluster fuck is just an unorganized mess. Too many chiefs, not enough indians. Runnin around like a chicken with its head cut off.

Hope this settles s*it

[Wiffles]

*When a train crashes

"oh its just a derailment hun"

*When a bum is passed out in front of the liquor store

"what a trainwreck of a man"

[Shadowdancer21b]

A bum is a trainwreck because they drink Night Train. Zing!

[Fathom Zero]

chk chk chk chk

[Fathom Zero]

oh no tom bosley

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hate people who use the term fender bender unless they have fender damage.

[Kitsa]

My dog just shit out a pair of knee highs. I was charmed that she thought to eat the set.

[Tadao]

Hehehehe did RoG change the thread title?

[MLE]

Willie was on earlier, so it could have been him. Looks like it was RoG, though.

[Tadao]

Sexy avatar MLE :wank

[MLE]

Thanks :> I'm trying to figure out what to change my sig to. I just found a bunch of old sigs/avatars I made for myself and others.

[Esuohlim]

You mean having a PEDOPHILIA DISCUSSION THREAD is a bad image for i-mock newcomers??

[Tadao]

Or it's the first thing that shows up in google :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Hahaha, that's turrble

[elx]

booooooooo teleiophilia :(

[elx]

where's our suspected witch list? i nominate grislygus

[Tadao]

huh? I see Gus more as a witch hunter. He would look perfect in witch hunter clothes.

[kahljorn]

I JUST SEE WITCH HUNTER ROBINS OUTFIT WITH ALFRED HIUTCHCOCK'S FACE ABOVE IT

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

[MLE]

I see gus and his whole family as witches. The gus family should come back.

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/ThePlasticBox.jpg

[Kitsa]

shit, I didn't see that yours was a zombie too. Let me figure out something else to make mine.

[executioneer]

Willie was on earlier, so it could have been him. Looks like it was RoG, though.
yes it were me i didnt want passers by to see the thread title when i had IE minimized @ work ;_;

[MLE]

Hahahahahaha - You can have yours as a zonbi as well if you want :> I like it!

[Kitsa]

we can be a zombie avatar army

[Guitar Woman]

I should be Tommy Wiseau this year. I wonder if anyone would get it.

Or maybe I'll get a president mask. Reagan, I think.

[MrAdventure]

who is the jerk that made me think !!!! was here

[Chojin]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs902.snc4/71581_489215455852_502960852_7390595_4879376_n.jpg

[kahljorn]

ill just take that picture of my face when everybody thought i looked all emaciated and that can be my zombie avatar

[Zhukov]

My dog just shit out a pair of knee highs. I was charmed that she thought to eat the set.
This deserves some :lol

[Fathom Zero]

LOL MILHOUSE, I POKED YOU

[Kitsa]

I just had an idea. I'm going to splash Ivory dish soap over my pumpkin and it can be an Ichi the Killer Jack o Lantern.

[Fathom Zero]

eeeeeeew you sick creep

[Esuohlim]

LOL MILHOUSE, I POKED YOU

YEAH THAT WAS AWKWARD :(

[Fathom Zero]

I knew it would be. It's just coz you won't let people post on yer wall thingie

[Tadao]

He's scarded.

[Tadao]

I've started an account on http://www.marktheday.com/

Hopefully it works in a way I want it to. I want to set up reminders to change water filters and clean under the fridge, spay bug spray around the perimeter. Stuff like that.

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat (!!!!)

[Pub Lover]

how many of you have parents bugging you for grandchildren? does it ever end?

I've been instructed to have children so my parents get to name them. There was too many things wrong with that idea for me to disagree.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Tadao is taunting me with his postcount. I'm here to suck on his e-peen.

[Pub Lover]

You mean having a PEDOPHILIA DISCUSSION THREAD is a bad image for i-mock newcomers??

Oh come on, Rog. Only some of us were saying that it was rad. >:

[Pub Lover]

yes it were me i didnt want passers by to see the thread title when i had IE minimized @ work ;_;

Then make the topic: FORECASTS FOR NEXT QUARTER

[Tadao]

I knew that showing you my post count would get you to stop working and bring the sexy back.

[Pub Lover]

It seems I care a great deal about post counts. They are pretty important, guys. :eek

[Pub Lover]

[1000 posts of eek faces]

[Pub Lover]

The cowboy song thread has been on the same page for a year. :eek

[Tadao]

Gus spoiled it. What a homo.

[Pub Lover]

Name: Dieter
Age-Springs Like Chicken
job- Dance, German Body Expression
where are you at?- Immigration
how did you find out about this site? Interwebs
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Everything
why did you start posting- I am an attention whore.
Level of Educ.- University
hobbies- Wearing Black, Dance, Spandex, Expressing my inner Frankenstein
fav. music/band- Art of Noise
fav. book- Zombie Haiku
fav. movie- Cemetary Man
Fav. Video Game-Magical Drop 3
fav. food- Schnitzel like mama used to make.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Be eaten by a pack of wild monkeys.:rock
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I like creative embellishments.

:rolleyes

..

[Pub Lover]

Gus spoiled it. What a homo.

If you read the thread, I think I've done just as bad things. Worse even. I am a crime.

[Tadao]

If you can't stay in character, why bother being one?

[Pub Lover]

:eek


:edit

[Pub Lover]

If you can't stay in character, why bother being one?

Send me a picture of your dick and I'll give you more character than you can handle. :eek

[Tadao]

You can always ask Asila for that.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HA HA AHA

[kahljorn]

fuck the cowboy song thread

[Pub Lover]

You can always ask Asila for that.
I did, she said it was too special and dear to her heart to share. :wank

[Pub Lover]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/13/75378-TrollFace.png
:goth

[Pub Lover]

Is this place not flooded with Asspies any more? :confused

[Pub Lover]

It is just that there are only three mentions of Minecraft on the board (four now, I guess).

[Pub Lover]

It being Asspie catnip or some shit.

[Pub Lover]

I play the hell out of that game. :eek

[Pub Lover]

All the real gamers are all playing that New Vegas thing. :conspiracy

[Pub Lover]

So I was looking for some autistic dick to put in my mouth. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Tasty, tasty dick. :yum

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Shyandquietguy]

I have traits of aspergers and I need human touch.

[Tadao]

I'm sure the real Asspies don't mention their illness, but yeah, we have a few who are asking for special attention.

[MLE]

Yeah, look for the ones trying to be random with monkey ninjas and cheese.

[MarioRPG]

I'm just saying... I'm loving the halloween avatars :halloween2

[MLE]

I need to redo the sig. It has no blood.

[kahljorn]

Some ZOMBIeS ARE NEAT FREAKS

[MLE]

BLOOOOOOOD

[Pub Lover]

MLE, I am worried that your sig pic is hotter to me with the blood. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

and exposed ribs. :p

[MLE]

Fathom, thanks for noticing :>

Pub, It kind of worries me that it doesn't worry me.

[MLE]

I'll just leave these here.

http://i551.photobucket.com/albums/ii475/kryxish/publoveredit.jpg

http://i551.photobucket.com/albums/ii475/kryxish/Fathomedit.jpg

http://i551.photobucket.com/albums/ii475/kryxish/Zhukovedit.jpg

No stealing unless it has your name on it.

[Tadao]

I need to prepare for Thanksgiving. I don't think it will be easy finding a TG Bun Bun.

[Zhukov]

MLE you are amazing :)

[MLE]

I know, right!

[Zhukov]

I was trying to change my sig (unsuccessfully) into Dracula, but this is better.

[MLE]

I'll see if I can do something for your sig :>

[MLE]

http://i551.photobucket.com/albums/ii475/kryxish/Zhukovsig.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[MLE]

<3

[Fathom Zero]

you's a doll

[Pub Lover]

Thank you, MLE! :)

[Pub Lover]

Sorry for being queer in my sleep. :x

[Pub Lover]

All fondling your bottom and sucking your cock with my inattention. :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

Juggling your balls by not responding. :yum

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Kitsa]

:) @ MLE.

In other news, RIP Bob Guccione. We'll always have Caligula...first historical drama I've ever had to go into the porno room to rent.

[Pub Lover]

Did you delve deeply into historical drama porn after that? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Do you have a list? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Or maybe pics of you watching it? :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

...sans clothes? :wank

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I didn't know it was a documentary.

[Dimnos]

There is a documentary of Kitsa watching Caligula?

[Kitsa]

Caligula is everything that is wonderful about film and I love the hell out of it. And I didn't do any of your pansy internet stuff to get it, this was back in the day when you had to go to the video store and walk into the back room with the surreptitious wankers to get that big old clunky VHS.

Malcolm McDowell fisting a man on his honeymoon? Check.

Helen Mirren playing the biggest whore in Rome? Check.

A giant WALL OF DECAPITATION that never really existed but was an excellent idea nonetheless? Check.

Peter O'Toole supervising a swimming pool of naked young boys? Check.

I mean, this movie is so hardcore they found an actual woman in labor for the birth scene and filmed that. What's not to love?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I would watch Kitsa watching it. Love the Lawn mower decap too.

[Kitsa]

Now I want to review Caligula.

[Dimnos]

Kitsa should do a series of MST3K style reviews of porn and porn like films.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

FEMALIEN 2!!!

Also, Love the leaders face.

[MLE]

I was the least happy with Pub's avatar to begin with, but now that I see the effect of post after post, I think it's the one I like best.

[Ex Leper]

I was looking at the currently online thing at the bottom of the forum and I noticed a + sign next to my scree-name. I was wondering what that means?

[MLE]

It means you friended yourself or something.

[liquidstatik]

that movie sucked, kitsa

[MLE]

you sucked

[Tadao]

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/culture-jamming-graffiti-mutants-only.jpg

[liquidstatik]

i do suck but so did that movie ;(

[Kitsa]

It's not for everyone, I guess. I'm fairly sure we don't have the same taste in film.

[liquidstatik]

i just thought it was boring. :/

[Tadao]

too many little boys and not enough little girls eh?

[Pub Lover]

I'd like to see Danny & Kitsa review movies

[Pub Lover]

...naked. :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

too many little boys and not enough little girls eh?

As long as they're young and tight I don't see there being complaints. :eek

[Pub Lover]

That one was random
:tear

[Pub Lover]

I was the least happy with Pub's avatar to begin with, but now that I see the effect of post after post, I think it's the one I like best.

I like the avatar a lot. :) :love :rock

[Tadao]

I looks fabulous on you. :gay

[Pub Lover]

I looks fabulous on you. :gay

I bet you would. ;) :yum :eek

[Kitsa]

I hope your image of a fantasy-friendly Kitsa holds well for you, because I assure you it's not the reality.

[Pub Lover]

You are underestimating the perversity of my fetishes. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://blackandwtf.tumblr.com/photo/1280/1366818042/1/tumblr_landstIvcm1qa9b8r

[Pub Lover]

The picture... Well, it was unrelated when I opened the thread to post it. :x

[Kitsa]

From today's Ask Prudence:

Dear Prudie,
I am a 30-year-old woman who has been dating a lovely man for three months. He's smart, funny, cute, and kind. I've felt so lucky to have found him. Here's the problem: We recently became intimate for the first time, and he is, unfortunately, very poorly endowed—so small that I did some Google searching and think he might have a micropenis. I believe that sex is crucial to a relationship, and the thought of having a (potentially lifelong) relationship without an active sex life scares me. When you can't feel anything during the act, that's a problem. I know that there are other options in the bedroom, but I get pleasure by doing it the old-fashioned way. I feel awful about this—it's obviously something that he can't help, and it slays me that the universe would be so unjust to such a wonderful person. I'm conflicted. I see a potential future with him in every other way, but how do I deal with this? Do women who marry very poorly endowed men end up regretting it? If I let him go, what should I tell him that won't absolutely crush him?
—A Little Problem
Dear Little,
Your wonderful guy was cruelly shafted, and it's sad to think that a relationship that seemed to have everything may be doomed because of a teeny-weeny problem. I once published a letter from a woman whose boyfriend had also gotten the short end of the stick—although perhaps not quite so drastically as yours—and in response I heard from several women who said they were initially very disappointed by their beloved's under-endowment and wondered whether it was a relationship killer. But they liked the guy so much that they stuck with it and said they eventually "adjusted" and came to find their sex lives fulfilling. The only way you can find out whether this can be true for you is to try again—but if the thought fills you with dread and despair, you pretty much have your answer as to whether you can continue this relationship. If you do give your intimacy another go, despite your love of "the old-fashioned way," this would be a good time to expand your repertoire. However, if each encounter leaves you feeling a void, then your frustration will ultimately kill the good parts of your relationship. If you let him go, you will be telling him the truth if you say he's one of the finest men you've ever known, but you two just don't have any chemistry in bed. And if that happens, I have a somewhat hopeful note for your man. I, too, Googled micropenis, and I had a shock of recognition when I saw the first image. There was a gentleman just like that at the nudist resort (http://www.slate.com/id/2266049/) I recently wrote about. Every time I saw him, he was holding hands with his wife, who seemed blissfully happy to be with her little big man.
—Prudie

[MLE]

lol

[Dimnos]

:\

[Pub Lover]

Close to home, Dimmy?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The picture... Well, it was unrelated when I opened the thread to post it. :x

:lol I just heard about that.

[Pub Lover]

:confused

[Pub Lover]

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2010/10/500x_tmntbig.jpg

[Pub Lover]

:picklehat

[Pub Lover]

Turtle Van! (http://jalopnik.com/5669802/how-a-co+ed-built-the-van-from-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles) :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2010/1a/devconn88.png

[The Leader]

That is one of the greatest things that I have ever seen. It's definitely the greatest automobile I have ever seen.

[Kitsa]

I always notice the coolest stuff from this place when I have no money.

http://www.fright-rags.com/popcorn-p-298.html

[Zhukov]

My sig rules!

[Pub Lover]

And if it were to drool; it would drool blood, which rules. :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:confused

One of my co-workers said another ape went on a rampage and attacked some people a few minutes before you posted that.

[Esuohlim]

That is one of the greatest things that I have ever seen. It's definitely the greatest automobile I have ever seen.

It's no MYSTERY MACHINE >:

[Esuohlim]

BRAK w/e

[Pub Lover]

One of my co-workers said another ape went on a rampage and attacked some people a few minutes before you posted that.

I had no idea. :eek

[Esuohlim]

hey guys it's international capslock day :eek

[The Leader]

It's no MYSTERY MACHINE >:
No, it's better. The mystery machine is just a paint job. This has lasers.

[The Leader]

AND A SPOILER

[Wiffles]

Well Mystery machine is a 1960s van, which may add classic-ness points, Hence cooler. The original Turtle Van was probably a modified VW Combi, which is also cool. Cant decide >_<

However the Mystery machine gets points because Its ridden by babes like Daphne and Velma, and hunk Fred of the ladies. Shag and scoob for the munchie induced types.

The Turtle van is ridden by 4 immature pizza eating Teenage turtles and their master sensei who is a rat. Not very classy. Although April O'Neil has her own news van, she is mostly seen riding the Turtle Van which redeems it for babe factor. Still cant decide >.<

on a sidenote the film versions of the Turtle van would destroy the Mystery machine because of its mods. IRL Turtle van vs Mystery machine would probably be a tie because their weapons dont work irl

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Turtles van is spring loaded and has a side door that can catapult pizzas.

[Tadao]

Wiffles, post more pictures of that asian girl you pretend to be, I need new masturbatory material.

[Dimnos]

Scantily clad too.

[Dimnos]

GW. My mom just gave me a bottle of about 30 quad bars. If I somehow manage not to take them all, what is the current going rate?

[Wiffles]

Wiffles, post more pictures of that asian girl you pretend to be, I need new masturbatory material.

You're a bad bunny, I bet you will find some other she-bunny to fulfill your bunny fantasies. Im a hamster

[Tadao]

Don't be a speciesest.

[Wiffles]

Besides I already told you, Im a 47 year old trucker named Bob. Your bunny mind cant possibly handle that.

[Tadao]

Wiffles, post more pictures of that asian girl you pretend to be, I need new masturbatory material.

:tear

[Wiffles]

just google asian girl pix. thats where I got mine. Its not like i have the monopoly on those pix you precocious bunny O_O

[Esuohlim]

Wiffles creeps me out

[Wiffles]

Whats more creepy? A talking hamster trucker serial killer or a real life Anime Boy?

*ring in your votes. our teleprompters are standing by* o_o

[Pub Lover]

Esuohlim is creepiest. :eek

[Pub Lover]

More Wiffles Pics! :love

[Pub Lover]

Trucker, Hamster, or Robot welcome. :yum

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim is creepiest. :eek

;)

[Wiffles]

Esuohlim is creepiest. :eek

There, a totally non creepy opinion from a non creepy individual. Consider yourself a creepy, Millhouse! XP

[Kitsa]

fuck Fig Newtons and those fucking seeds. All the technology advancements we have and they still don't have a way to remove the seeds?

[Wiffles]

I read somewhere they were supposed to add texture

[Kitsa]

:pagebrak

Nothing like biting into a cookie and meeting with a sickening crunch.

I spotted the best name for a Halloween 5K today: "Run For Your Life".

[MLE]

Hey kitsa, how about you buy real fig newtons instead of the dollar store ones. My brand name ones don't have seeds.

[Pub Lover]

Fig Newtons are one of the few types of biscuit that I have found are better when you get brand name. Luckily for me hobnobs aren't.

[Pub Lover]

Unless I want them chocolate. Dammit! >:

[Pub Lover]

THIS IS NOW THE YOUTUBE VIDEO THREAD.

[Pub Lover]

vdaDW8yM5DI

[Pub Lover]

THIS THREAD CAN STOP BEING THE YOUTUBE THREAD NOW, OR STAY IT... I DON'T CARE

[Fathom Zero]

omg science

[Pub Lover]

Despite being awesome, I'm sure I'd still make a mess with that sauce packet. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

You'd shoot it all over your distinguished attire.

[Pub Lover]

I own thirteen suits. I have food stains on them all. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I never learned how to eat right. >:

[Fathom Zero]

or color in the lines

[MLE]

No, that's Zhukov

[Kitsa]

Final preparations are being made for my kid's participation in a citywide halloween event. She's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man in a red and blue tinsel-wrapped stroller that's wired to play the Ghostbusters theme, and she's giving out packages of halloween mini-marshmallows.

We might very well be the most obnoxious presence there.

[Shyandquietguy]

Hey guys, I just visited the asian market.

I bought lemon creme wafers.

[Fathom Zero]

nig fewtons are racist

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Just got the last piece of my halloween costume. My girl is going as a flapper so I got a pinstripe suit and hat to match. Then I decided to get some devil horns and a pitchfork. Going to cut holes in the front of the hat for the horns. I'm going as "GANGSTER AS HELL"

Now the d and the a and the m and the n and the a and the t and the i o n.

[Kitsa]

Guess who got first place in her age group and a kickass trophy that's fun to chew!?!

I knew we were okay when I saw one of the judges dressed as Egon.

[Kitsa]

Now the d and the a and the m and the n and the a and the t and the i o n.

gah damn you for getting that stuck in my head. That CD and the one after it were two of the first CDs I ever got.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Having the judge dressed as egon is a great sign. Congrats on the trophy too :)

It was one of my first cd's too, after the "Do America" soundtrack.

[Tadao]

You guys are young.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Only in years.

[Kitsa]

I had an extensive vinyl collection before I ever had CDs. Strangely enough, I only had three cassette tapes.

[Tadao]

I had a cd burner before that album even came out.