I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Esuohlim]

vagina

:x

[executioneer]

a hot dog in a vagina

[Grislygus]

I've got wonderful news too I have a bottle of VIDALIA ONION & PEACH HOT SAUCE now someone tell me something delicious that I can put it on!

Pork chops, man.

[Archduke Tips]

Wooo the big 900!

[ArrowX]

WERE AWESOME OATS THE INNERNETS HEY GUYS LETS GO HANG OUT WIHT OUR BEST PAL RANKERiii FROM DER OL PHINLAND!


But seroiously this is boring.

[Noodles]

The sad part is that the rate of page breaks just makes it something certenly not worth celebrating.

[executioneer]

then how about this thread's THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY, coming up on Wednesday :eek

[Noodles]

Thats worth celebrating...

[Terra]

shut up noodles

[Noodles]

Geesh...whats worth celebrating if you fuck it up.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Its worth celebrating if you shutup you Italian queer.

[Noodles]

You do know that you being banned is worth a century of celebrating.

[liquidstatik]

you two stop fckin up the chat room !

[FartinMowler]

Her Vagina was so big it was like throwing Hot dog down a hallway :/

[Esuohlim]

then how about this thread's THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY, coming up on Wednesday :eek

:eek

[MetalMilitia]

noodles and zeldasbiggestfan are like flapping great cunts flapping over everything in sight. >:

[ArrowX]

Holy floppy clitoris I predate this thread by mere DAYS!

[Grislygus]

Fuck, I'm bored.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/FEEDTHECHILDRENS.jpg

[Lenor]

aww its so nice to see noodles being his oh so cultured and clever self amongst the vast majority of SUPER AWESOME PEOPLE!

haha .. FUCK

[Noodles]

Wait you didnt put "SUPER AWSOME PEOPLE" in quotes FUCK YOU!

[Archduke Tips]

Can't you help me be uncrazy?

[kahljorn]

Russo you're on the right track the trick is to make as many boring, completely common place sentences in a row.

i.e.
"I had steak for dinner last night"
"It's cold outside"
"Public restrooms smell bad"
"Coffee makes me feel jittery"
"Desks are for putting papers on"
"Chairs are for sitting upon"
"I like to watch movies"
"I drive a car"
"One time i went to the beach"
"I don't like socks"
"I'm hungry, spaghetti is boring :("

etc. you try

[Archduke Tips]

I heard that a beaver once bit off some redneck's nipple. How was that? :)

[kahljorn]

Great you're definitley whittling down the crazyness :)

[Archduke Tips]

Sometimes it feels so good when I pee that the rest of my life feels drab in comparison.

[kahljorn]

That's completely normal you should try eatting a macadamia while peeing that will really open up the door of possibilities for you.

[Noodles]

I know how to gain wackyness, just take a long break break from posting...geesh you cant contain yourself.

[GADZOOKS]

shutup noodles

[liquidstatik]

brb guys

[liquidstatik]

*whew*

[liquidstatik]

sorry that took so long guys i was callin my h*es up

[Archduke Tips]

I'm glad you made it back. :)

[liquidstatik]

ty :D

sup whicha?

[liquidstatik]

Way too deep Pub.


But itall sounds awesome

[liquidstatik]

i think that wayy too much :x

[Dire Flamingo]

I'm going to Comicon this year! :)
Because I missed it and the Aquadet Summons last year.
So woo!

[Lenor]

Danny SHUT UP!

wtf again on whoever changed my fuckin I <3 noob avitar to some bunny ..

NOT SUPER FUCKIN AWESOME!

[Esuohlim]

Man, Lenor, you're a one-trick pony.

[Lenor]

trick-pony..

trick: a grl thats a bitch, slut, whore, ect..

pony: a small horse

So aparently im a Small female horse that gets alot of play from the other horses in the stables...

:love :love :love

[Pub Lover]

Where there is lexical or syntactic ambiguity, you could argue that you are free to choose a preferred meaning - granted - but you cannot arbitrarily transform someone's words into what you want! That process undermines the very foundation of language, as words are robbed of any fixed meaning, rendering communication arbitrary and pointless!

Also, Terra. :eek

[Esuohlim]

I'm just going to go with the assumption that Lenor is unfamiliar with the expression because in that case it makes her look even dumber :eek

[Lenor]

:blah some of u have rather got to be quite un-interesting.

pub: But its cute :love :rave :love

[Esuohlim]

I'd rather be uninteresting than dumb :x

[kahljorn]

I don't know just the other day i was thinking of how I've never met a dumb person as thoroughly uninteresting as Lesnore.

[liquidstatik]

Where there is lexical or syntactic ambiguity, you could argue that you are free to choose a preferred meaning - granted - but you cannot arbitrarily transform someone's words into what you want! That process undermines the very foundation of language, as words are robbed of any fixed meaning, rendering communication arbitrary and pointless!

:eek

[liquidstatik]

Danny SHUT UP!

wtf again on whoever changed my fuckin I <3 noob avitar to some bunny ..

NOT SUPER FUCKIN AWESOME!

dont't tell me to shut up >:O

[liquidstatik]

http://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue5/Assets/westbrook.jpghttp://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue5/Assets/westbrook.jpghttp://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue5/Assets/westbrook.jpghttp://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue5/Assets/westbrook.jpghttp://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue5/Assets/westbrook.jpghttp://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue5/Assets/westbrook.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Where there is lexical or syntactic ambiguity, you could argue that you are free to choose a preferred meaning - granted - but you cannot arbitrarily transform someone's words into what you want! That process undermines the very foundation of language, as words are robbed of any fixed meaning, rendering communication arbitrary and pointless!

:eek
I'm quoting a talking dinosaur. ;( (http://www.qwantz.com/index.pl?comic=190)

[sadie]

that's one impressive epitaph.

[Pub Lover]

i think i'm the one who wins, since i've never played any game with pokemon in it
That's not the only reason you win. ;)

[Pub Lover]

Scanning my eyes across the Who is Online I saw a bunch of names that should post but don't.

Then I stopped on one name and my thought was "Ack! I hate that guy! >:"

I sorta forgot it was my name. ;(

[Archduke Tips]

Sorry guys for coming from an angry place in my last few posts.

[Noodles]

Really it was you I thought it was going to be me...I SUCK!

[Pub Lover]

GET SOME SELF-ESTEEM, YOU SELF-PITYING LOSER! >:

[WhiteRat]

lata suckas!

[Grislygus]

I'm boooored. Someone entertain me.

[xbxDaniel]

My neighbor's cat pissed on their wall, they thought I knew how to get piss off of walls.

[Noodles]

Windex works :/

[kahljorn]

Noodles I'm about to eat you for dinner

[Noodles]

I eat Burger King's garlic salad croutons for a living cause' im cheap like that. :(

[Lenor]

aparently since pissing on walls is something done frequently by noodles he would know what to use!

[xbxDaniel]

I didn't know Ramen Noodles had an expiration date.

[liquidstatik]

me either :x

didya hear the founder guy died? ;<

[MarioRPG]

that was a while back.

[liquidstatik]

i thought it was like last week :eek

[Chojin]

It was very thoughtful of some benevolent soul to flag idiots like Noodles for our protection as well as theirs.

[Rongi]

kahljorn i've always wanted to ask you what your avatar is from. it looks like a cat sleeping in a crater to me :(

[Noodles]

my avatar is from the smash hit french animation film by Rene Laloux called, "Fantastic planet".
She's falling asleep with a human being inside her hand.

[kahljorn]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews22/a%20fantastic%20planet%20Ren%C3%A9%20Laloux%20dvd/a%20fantastic%20planet%20screenshot_111.jpg

I'vebeen thinking of changing it to something like this :O

[Pub Lover]

That would be far too big. :eek

[Misdemonar]

That reminds me of squidbillies :o

[Pub Lover]

http://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue5/Assets/westbrook.jpghttp://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue5/Assets/westbrook.jpghttp://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue5/Assets/westbrook.jpghttp://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue5/Assets/westbrook.jpghttp://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue5/Assets/westbrook.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/internet/zbf.jpg
Damn, this is the real pagebreak. OK? OK!

[Rongi]

i have one more question for you kahl and i SWEAR that's it

what does kalhjorn mean?

[kahljorn]

I don't know it's a word i made up because i couldn't think of a screen name :(

[Pub Lover]

I always thought it was a way to make Karl John a unique screenname.

Karl Jorn being your real name or something. :(

[Rongi]

oh man, i thought it had to do with astrology for some bizarre reason :(.

rongi doesnt mean anything either. i just think it's a funny sounding word

[kahljorn]

I've had people ask me if it's some kind of sexual inuendo or if it's the name of some demon I worship... all kinds of weird shit.

[Pub Lover]

Why the hell doesn't MySpace allow one-way friends?

Calling them friends really puts me off having any. It should totally be 'Contacts' or 'Creepy guys that spy on me' or something.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I've had people ask me if it's some kind of sexual inuendo or if it's the name of some demon I worship... all kinds of weird shit.

How about Penn & Teller's reasoning, being "it's just plain cool."

[Archduke Tips]

Are any of you guys in Indiana or Kentucky?

[executioneer]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews22/a%20fantastic%20planet%20Ren%C3%A9%20Laloux%20dvd/a%20fantastic%20planet%20screenshot_111.jpg

I'vebeen thinking of changing it to something like this :O

for some reason, when i saw that picture i thought "Bollywood LOTR ripoff promotional poster" :x

[xbxDaniel]

Are any of you guys in Indiana or Kentucky?

Yeah, why do you ask?

[Sethomas]

I'm in South-Central Indiana right now (Bloomington).

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Gah! I got soup in my beard again.

Sethomas! Who was your favorite comedian in the Aristocrats?

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I fucked up and posted 3 in a row by mistake.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Sorry guys!

Delete these last 2 posts. My computer has sand in its vagina.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, that's terrible.

[Pub Lover]

You sure made a mistake, DehydratedPorkMan!

[Pub Lover]

Gah! I got soup in my beard again.
I hate getting stuff stuck in my beard. :(

[DehydratedPorkMan]

You sure made a mistake, DehydratedPorkMan!

I am sorry, sir! I love pubs, too!

[Pub Lover]

My computer has sand in its vagina.
That's really rude. You should apologise to your computer!

Seriously, even the worst computer isn't a woman.

[executioneer]

thats why having a beard can be a real sacrifice sometimes!

[Pub Lover]

Seriously, even the worst computer isn't a woman. :dunce
Fixed. :x

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I'm sorry computer :(
It is not you who has a vagina. It is my pussy self that needs a sand-cleansing.

[Pub Lover]

I love pubs, too!
I'm not much of a fan of then anymore. Holdover name from my teens. :x

[Pub Lover]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews22/a%20fantastic%20planet%20Ren%C3%A9%20Laloux%20dvd/a%20fantastic%20planet%20screenshot_111.jpg

I'vebeen thinking of changing it to something like this :O

[DehydratedPorkMan]

thats why having a beard can be a real sacrifice sometimes!

Agreed.

2 POSTS IN A ROW AGAINGAH.

[Pub Lover]

I'm sorry computer :(
It is not you who has a vagina. It is my pussy self that needs a sand-cleansing.
Dude, at least let me give you a reach around before rolling over after I buttraped you.

Plus it was really soft. Didn't you like it? Don't you love me anymore. :tear

[Pub Lover]

2 POSTS IN A ROW AGAINGAH.
Naw, you have to be faster than that, when I'm on the case. ;(

[Archduke Tips]

Seth,
I drive by Bloomington every Friday night and Sunday evening!


I ask because I am in Southern Indiana / Louisville. Just seeing who is about. Maybe we should get some beers or some shit.

[Pub Lover]

Why the hell doesn't MySpace allow one-way friends?

Calling them friends really puts me off having any. It should totally be 'Contacts' or 'Creepy guys that spy on me' or something.
Seriously. (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=24799)

[Pub Lover]

If you have a vibrator you could try seeing if it could dislodge the object.
Subtle. ;)

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Bah you win.

Top or bottom?

Or are reacharounds still a go?

[Pub Lover]

Dude! :eek


Seriously? :orgasm

[Archduke Tips]

Dude Pub! NO!
You know the ass secks makes you the poo fearer!

[Pub Lover]

obligatory cocksmoking retort.
My dreams don't go for subtle. If I secretly wanted to have gay sex with you I would dream about having gay sex with you.


Chojin. :love

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Otherwise known as sodomy! Or as Fred Phelps says, "this deliciously decadent sin..."

Besides, I might shit on your dick and my pooper's a one-way street.

[Pub Lover]

Dude Pub! NO!
You know the ass secks makes you the poo fearer!
Haha.

OK, simple rule: Forum Pub is gay & depressed. Instant Messenger Pub is dark & cynical.

I behave differently in private, yo. ;(

[Noodles]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews22/a%20fantastic%20planet%20Ren%C3%A9%20Laloux%20dvd/a%20fantastic%20planet%20screenshot_111.jpg

I'vebeen thinking of changing it to something like this :O

That makes just as little sense as your other one kahnjorn :(

[DehydratedPorkMan]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews22/a%20fantastic%20planet%20Ren%C3%A9%20Laloux%20dvd/a%20fantastic%20planet%20screenshot_111.jpg

I'vebeen thinking of changing it to something like this :O

That makes just as little sense as your other one kahnjorn :(

What are the blue balls?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Exactly what you called them just now.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Exactly what you called them just now.

They scare me! They're all blue and shit and I'm all like, "Hey balls, what the fuck? Why you gotta be blue?" And then the balls are like, "Sorry PorkMan, but the dude that made this picture was all like 'I gotta make you blue' so we're blue balls." And then when we reconciled I tried to have sex with them but they gave me blue balls.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I just took sleeping pills and now I'm not wearing pants.

GOODNIGHT GUYS.

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat Room (THIS IS A HOT TOPIC)

[Rongi]

I just took sleeping pills and now I'm not wearing pants.

GOODNIGHT GUYS.

are you going to try and jerk off before the pills knock you out?

[Terra]

No. This person will fall asleep from boredom.

[Preechr]

I will be in Louisville the weekend after next, drinking beer whether anybody else is there or not.

[liquidstatik]

woaaaaah, i sure did miss alot :eek

[xbxDaniel]

I live a bit too far north. :(

[Grislygus]

Tatom, that damned avatar of yours is making me look like a queermo in the newsroom. I hope you're happy.

[xbxDaniel]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/internet/zbf.jpg
Damn, this is the real pagebreak. OK? OK!

[Esuohlim]

Man I can even smell that picture through my computer :x

[GADZOOKS]

AndrewWKsBiggestFan

[kahljorn]

I didnt actually think you were having some kind of unconscious attraction to me pub lover :O

i think the blue balls are part of the hat. Like beads or something... it could also be his sex hat.

[Dire Flamingo]

Question please
If you fail religion do you go to hell?
D:

[MrAdventure]

i'm afraid it's worse

you get the fifth degree from mom and dad!

[Dire Flamingo]

Oh hamburgers. :(
Well, at least I know I always have a friendly neighborhood MrAdventure to turn to when I have a question! :)

[sadie]

i've got a funny story, but i don't tell stories funny. so i'll just relay the information, and you can revise it funny. :O

i got "the wizard of oz" on dvd for christmas. it's one of my all-time favorites; i remember being a kid and getting so excited weeks before it made its annual appearance on network tv.

my two-year-old son has apparently been bitten by the same bug. he wants to watch it again and again. he'll ask to see certain scenes, like where dorothy throws water on the witch. or where the flying monkeys take dorothy away. or where the munchins dance. or whatever.

well, the other day when my husband stopped to pump gas, the kids were with him. so he pulled up to a gas pump right next to an african american man, and our precious two-year-old said, "look, daddy, a flying monkey! the flying monkey pump gas? yah. that's right. the flying monkey pump gas."

luckily, the man didn't hear him, but still. it's one of those many times when you want to laugh but you just can't laugh because what kind of parent would you be then...

[FartinMowler]

I would have laughed my ass off :/

[kahljorn]

I'm serious abou tthe sex hat. there's a sexy orgy in this movie :O :O

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I'm serious abou tthe sex hat. there's a sexy orgy in this movie :O :O

That's what I thought!

[kahljorn]

WUT-OH! :eek

[liquidstatik]

im gettin my hurr cut today :eek

[Lenor]

danny your hair is sexy :/

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[liquidstatik]

its even sexier now ;>

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Boing.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

A SIMPLE QUESTION.

Since I was away for a couple months...
What happened to the language filter Rog made? I noticed we can say fucking bitch dickhole again.

[Sethomas]

That's the kind of question a ****** would ask.

[Pub Lover]

I didnt actually think you were having some kind of unconscious attraction to me pub lover :O
Good, because I don't.

Recently.

[Pub Lover]

What happened to the language filter Rog made? I noticed we can say fucking bitch dickhole again.
You must be thinking of someother place. We're totally allowed to say fucking bitch dickhole.

[Pub Lover]

FUCKING BITCH DICKHOLE!

[DehydratedPorkMan]

FUCKING BITCH DICKHOLE!

I come out dressed as Hitler in crotchless panties.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

That's the kind of question a disreputable person of African-American descent, whom I think is quite nice would ask.

Also, I am a Causasian Africanasian. My grandmother is a darkie and she came from an interracial yellow family.

I AM RAINBOW BOY.

[Pub Lover]

I come out dressed as Hitler...
Hitler? Really?


Dude, that is just so wacky!

I mean Hitler? WA-HA-AK-IEEE!


The internet makes me sick.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/internet/zbf.jpg

[liquidstatik]

:lol i finally decided to read it ;x

[Noodles]

He-she-it degusts me :x

[Pub Lover]

He-she-it degusts me :x
That's funny, because I think you're worse than he is.

degust

verb
taste with relish; "degust this wonderful soup"
Wait... Just what the hell do you think you mean?

[Noodles]

You know i dont spell check :/

[Noodles]

That's funny, because I think you're worse than he is.

At least I havent been polluting the forums for as long as it has.

[Pub Lover]

I'd rather kiss a wookie.
If this happens, I want pictures!

:internetsaying

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Again, boing.

[Pub Lover]

At least I havent been polluting the forums for as long as it has.
Time is of no importance, only not sucking is important.

[Pub Lover]

The United States, Australia and Canada have criticised China over a weapons test it is said to have carried out in space last week.

The Americans say the Chinese sent up a ballistic missile to destroy an ageing weather satellite.

They say the test went against the spirit of co-operation both countries aspire to in the area of civil space.

Reports say Britain, South Korea and Japan were expected to express their concerns to China soon.

Earlier, a report in the American Aviation Week magazine said that US spy agencies had concluded that China conducted a successful test of a satellite-killing weapon on January 11.

It said China knocked out the weather satellite with a "kinetic kill vehicle" launched on board a ballistic missile.

The impact occurred at more than 500 miles (800 km) above Earth.
AWESOME! :eek

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Oh snap.

BOOM BOOM.

[Noodles]

At least I havent been polluting the forums for as long as it has.
Time is of no importance, only not sucking is important.

Then apperently I need lessons in not sucking :(

[MarioRPG]

Noodles, do you like fighting uphill battles?

[Pub Lover]

KINETIC KILL VEHICLE! :eek

[Noodles]

Noodles, do you like fighting uphill battles?

The hill adds a +10 to my agility

[Pub Lover]

Time is of no importance, only not sucking is important.
Mul-ti-pass. :wank

[Grislygus]

Can we shut up about noodles for a second and discuss Kinetic Kill Vehicles more?

[noob3]

fuck vehicles we need to revert back to the days where we had no vehicles and everyone walked barefoot

to save the earth

[Grislygus]

Fine, why don't just we give up on the dream about any American killbot armies while we're at it.


Buzzkill.

[Rongi]

i bought pink by boris a week or two ago and still havent listened to it

[noob3]

i suggest not listening to it at all, go download some mahi mahi

[Rongi]

do you have soulseek?

[Pub Lover]

fuck vehicles we need to revert back to the days where we had no vehicles and everyone walked barefoot

to save the earth
I have recently rethunk my lifetime stance of "Save the Earth!"

I have now decided that I don't give a crap about the Earth as long as we're spoiling it in our drive to the stars.

Seriously, we have the technology, let's get the fuckout there! :eek

[noob3]

SAVE MARS, DESTROY EARTH :X

[Rongi]

cuz i cant find any on soulseek :(

[noob3]

i will get on what is your name

[Rongi]

OntheCorner

i probably dont have anything you'd want, sorry :(

[noob3]

well idon't have a whole lot my sister is getting on the computer i will be back in a second ^_^ my naem is noob3 so look me up i only have a few CDs though i'll stay on slsk

[Rongi]

thnx bro

[Rongi]

i think ur sister signed you off :(

[noob3]

okay i dont think i was logged in but now i am

[noob3]

it says you arn't on :o

[Rongi]

i might have an older version of slsk than you, or vice versa

[noob3]

soulsuck

just kidding

[Rongi]

i found some dude named the negatives who has both albums

i'd still like to look at some of your other stuff though. stupid soulseek i hhate it

[noob3]

why dont you like clap your hands and say yeah

[Rongi]

my friends all have boners over bands like interpol,explosions in the sky, broken social scene and neutral milk hotel and all those other art faggy bands

i'm just sick of hearing it all the time

[noob3]

uh clap your hands and say yeah rule and so does interpol and they arn't fagy they rock bro

[MrAdventure]

sadie that was gr8 haha

[Rongi]

i dunno man, it may also have to do with the fact that i hate most of the people i hang out with anyway


all they do is talk about how great it would be to make it as musicians but not make it too much so they still have indie cred

basically i hang out with huge faggots

[Noodles]

People Who Hate People Clan? :/

[DehydratedPorkMan]

basically i hang out with huge faggots

I've been denied all the best ultra sex.

[Rongi]

i downloaded Liar and Goat tonight

i fucking love Slave Ship so god damn much i could cum

[noob3]

GLADIATOR

[sadie]

i dunno man, it may also have to do with the fact that i hate most of the people i hang out with anyway
i don't understand this at all. why would you hang out with people you hate? i mean, i can see working with them or something like that, something you can't help. but i'll be damned if i'm gonna spend my real-time free-time with people i can't stand. that's just plain stupid.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

damned emo kids....

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Good morning.

It finally snowed. The Neon of doom was covered in...2 1/2 centimeters of snow. Ten minutes with the heat on and the car looked like it never snowed. Go blower motor!

[Esuohlim]

What's a centemeter is it like a furlong or something. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

:metrics :x

[DehydratedPorkMan]

:metrics :x

Sure. The point is, the snowstorm sucked.

[FartinMowler]

i don't understand this at all. why would you hang out with people you hate? i mean, i can see working with them or something like that, something you can't help. but i'll be damned if i'm gonna spend my real-time free-time with people i can't stand. that's just plain stupid.

Normal social interaction defines a person and gives them experiences such as morality and how they deal with it. I walked away from my best friend when he started doing Cocaine.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I'm gonna further that. How do you know what people you really like? You're gonna get bored of the same people every fucking day and you need the friction. It builds that calice around your self esteem. FartinMowler had a good example walking away from their friend doing coke. I grew apart from all of my burnout friends and found a different crowd I didn't know at first. Some I hated and then we got to know each other. It's how life works. I sound redundant so I'll stop. It's no fun being a pussy if you're going to live your life dependent on people you like.

[kahljorn]

That's kind of mean shouldn't you have waited until he turned into a crazy junkie first?

[FartinMowler]

That's kind of mean shouldn't you have waited until he turned into a crazy junkie first?

I like my stuff and him and his buddy stole stuff [/url]

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Stealing stuff is not cool! Especially if you're not in school. You would be a fool, or maybe a tool.

Was it like a "Requiem for a Dream" stealing stuff thing they were doing for their indulgent drug habit?

[kahljorn]

oh i see :O

[DehydratedPorkMan]

You know what I realized? I need to play Typing Shark more often because I keep having to edit my posts.

[kahljorn]

i hate that stupid requiem for a dream movie.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

i hate that stupid requiem for a dream movie.

Poo on you!

What about Pi? It was better. And not about drugs. Well, it sorta wasn't about drugs.

[kahljorn]

that was kind of dumb, too. When i first watched it I kind of liked it but after the second and third watching i hated it.

the only thing i liked about requiem for a dream was when the refridgerator came to life because it scared me.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I thought when he dove into the toilet, that was pretty funny.

And for Pi, poking the brain and getting hit by a train. Not that it's a funny movie. It can be confusing as hell on your first watch, too.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

My I-Mockery stickers came. On the back it said, "Thanks Glen!" and inside was an extra sticker that was shiny. Now I am happy.

[FartinMowler]

I got an email from a guitar guy that said this....

I want to play with musicians who are not jaded and know what their instrument is supposed to provide. The music I play isn't rocket science but it does need a strong bottom end and I want JAM with a real bass player !

can someone tell me what he means?

[kahljorn]

either he's retarded and he needs help making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or he wants gay sex with you

[FartinMowler]

:lol :(

[Pub Lover]

Is Erika Crystal (http://www.bastardly.com/) an internet celebrity? I totally didn't know. :eek


I really hat the internet. ;(

[Grislygus]

I got an email from a guitar guy that said this....

I want to play with musicians who are not jaded and know what their instrument is supposed to provide. The music I play isn't rocket science but it does need a strong bottom end and I want JAM with a real bass player !

can someone tell me what he means?

Ah... I believe that the first sentence translates to "I don't like them artsy faggots", whereas I'm sure the second one translates into "The sucky need not apply".

[Fathom Zero]

Oh man, Wayne's WOrld 2 is the funniest movie ever.

[Pub Lover]

I'm going to ban me some newbs if I don't start getting some attention pretty soon. >:

[Fathom Zero]

You're awesome.

You suck.

[Pub Lover]

haha, thanks. ;)

[Fathom Zero]

I love you. >:

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I LIKE PATATAHS.

[Fathom Zero]

MOCK WARS, PLZ.

[executioneer]

Oh man, Wayne's WOrld 2 is the funniest movie ever.

NOT

[MrAdventure]

http://home.comcast.net/~nicsr/murrayjuice.jpg

[executioneer]

guys did anyone remember to celebrate the threadniversary :(

[liquidstatik]

i thought about it ;<

[Lenor]

i celebrated with alchol and makin willi stay the fuck up! hahaha

[Esuohlim]

Man Lenor you're a loose cannon I hope you didn't celebrate with too much "alchol" :x

[Fathom Zero]

I saw a chick on Girls Gone Wild just now. She looks like Dustin Hoffman.

[GADZOOKS]

I bet you saw a few chicks on Girls Gone Wild.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I always wake up with this incredible urge to urinate even if I did not drink a lot and had previously urinated the night before. Have I forgotten science? Have I forgotten how to sleep? Or have I just forgotten that everyone urinates?

[kahljorn]

i dont know do you eat a bunch of sugar before you goto bed :O

[DehydratedPorkMan]

i dont know do you eat a bunch of sugar before you goto bed :O

I cut sugar and caffiene out of my diet. I drank tea the night before but I pissed it all away that night.

[noob3]

dosn't tea have caffiene?

i'm not sure about you guys, but after i get up i usually urinate

[Fathom Zero]

As do I.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

The tea is decaffinated.

[Fathom Zero]

Pussy.

[kahljorn]

Sometimes after I wake up I take two shits in a row :O i also urinate.

[kahljorn]

FUNNY FART STORIES:
Lately I've been so sick with the flu and I cough really hard and when I cough really hard from the abdominal i usually fart really hard and it makes my ass hurt :(

Also sometimes if I feel gassy I do jumping jacks and i fart at every jump.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I am what I eat.

Also. I eat a lot then take a huge shit at night.

[Fathom Zero]

I think you need to go back on your meds, man.

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[noob3]

you take huge shits after you eat? i'm no doctor, but this sounds like a serious illness dude why don't you not eat for awhile and tell me if this mystery huge shit epidemic is still haunting your bowels!!

[kahljorn]

must be all the pork filling your bowels with porkiness.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I POOP TOO MUCH.

And then I get tired.

[FartinMowler]

Did you ever wipe your ass and it's got blood on it?

[Fathom Zero]

That's what she said.

[noob3]

why arn't you banned you were worse than the uncle sham

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Did you ever wipe your ass and it's got blood on it?
I don't have bleeding piles.

[kahljorn]

for a long time i thought my ass was bleeding and burning and i had hemarroids or prostate cancer but then i realized that flaming hot cheetos turn your poop red and make your ass hurt.

[FartinMowler]

don't stick Cheetos in your bum :(

[noob3]

flaming hot cheetoes are so good dude but only if i have like a ice cold soda because those are flamin' man the bag don't lie