I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Moobs]

No he liked bondage...yeah it wasn't nice at all :/ The guy he raped was actually a good friend. Also this teacher was french so we all think he's going to be the prison bitch

[Moobs]

UM ANYWAY HOW WAS EVERYONES DAY TODAY THE WEATHER WAS NICE OVER HERE :) :)

[Seven Force]

The weather started out nice but now it will be giving way to afternoon showers and storms

[liquidstatik]

it feels wonderful here :]

[Grislygus]

'Sall rainy and grey over here, as usual.

[liquidstatik]

whurr do you live? :x

[Fathom Zero]

Amazonia.

[Grislygus]

The boondocks o' OREEGAWN.

[Fathom Zero]

As if there is such a thing.

[Grislygus]

So i herd u liek mudkipz

[Goat Cheese]

lol u herd rite.

[Moobs]

guys you're being gay. The bad type

[MattJack]

I hate blacks

[Fathom Zero]

I heard you like the "d".

[Seven Force]

i hate blacks too

now what fathom

[MattJack]

Hey guys, you know why women fake orgasms?

[Fathom Zero]

i hate blacks too

now what fathom

Well, I guess I hate whitey.

Hey guys, you know why women fake orgasms?

Because they can sense your inadequacy, just like your kindergarten teacher.

[MarioRPG]

Woah woah, calm down guys. I mean really.

[MattJack]

Because they think we care

[MattJack]

you were close though buddy! I got to go to 99cent Margaritas now. Wish me drunk luck!

[liquidstatik]

GUYS I LIKE POSTING IN THE CHAT ROOM THREAD AND ALL BUT WHEN Y'ALL START GAYING IT UP THERES NOT MUCH FOR ME TO SAY YA KNOW

[Fathom Zero]

You know, one of these days, I'm gonna make a leather-bound book of this thread alone. I'll be famous.

Reply #26001

[Seven Force]

no one in their right mind is going to want to read this

[Seven Force]

and i know, because ive read all of it

[liquidstatik]

ditto lol

if i've been gone for a week or so ill go through the previous pages 'til i find a post by me and read from that post to the newest :x

some chapters are great ;<

[Womti]

GUYS YOU GUYS MYSPACE CHAT IS WHERE IT'S AT :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

i bet i have more friends on myspace than you :o

[Womti]

I BET :(

[Fathom Zero]

I lolled.

[liquidstatik]

i guess my sister got hit too hard and now she's being flown to the hospital cuz she had a seizure :x

[Fathom Zero]

You know, "no" to girls means "yes". So I don't think you did anything wrong.

[Lenor]

Danny aka liquid is on my top 4 people on myspace :lol

He's special, And talks to random girls, then find out they are stalking him from this board. Interesting

That chik still wont respond to me, I think I intimidated her with my witty 'STOP TRYING TO FUCK DANNY HES TAKEN' message.

[liquidstatik]

ahahhahahhahahahha
she asked if you were my gf

GOOD JOB, JERK
I COULD HAVE PUT IT IN BETWEEENN HER BOOBS I BET

[liquidstatik]

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A CADDIILLLAC

[Lenor]

-Welcome to the I-mockery soap opera thread-
Where everyone, knows everyone else's personal lives, without ever meeting them.
Lets continue on .. episode 340,432, Lenor deterred liquid away from getting laid.

But liquid, I only thought I was helping you out. You just got a new girlfriend, and this other girl is trying to take you away!
Please oh' Please, don't be mad at me!

:blah

[MattJack]

I'm still alive! 99 cent margaritas will do you in though. What's happened since I've been gone?

[Fathom Zero]

I pitched a rousing book idea to less than responsive masses.

How 'bout you?

[MattJack]

I drank about 8 margaritas and flirted with the el salvadorian girl at the bar. I kinda like her. She has a nice smile and she's cute. Her accent is nice. What should I do?

Sincerely,
Confused

[Lenor]

HA, When you call my phone between 10pm est - 4am est, it plays Margaritaville, instead of ringing. Some other time it plays panic at the disco -i write sins not tragedies, and then some new emoish punk sounding song during 9amEST- 5pmEST.

Yes, I have realized, I have problems, and most likely an OCD complex with shopping.

[MattJack]

Your advice sucks harder than a vacuum. I need real advice. Where is liquid when I need him!??@@?@?@?@!?!?!!!!?!!

[Esuohlim]

If Pub saw this thread he'd probably spin in is grave :(

[Lenor]

Oh. Pub said hi to the board.

I misses him on here :sad

Matt, you drank too much, thought you made actual words, and she was just being nice to you, so she could make a clean break. Stop drinking so much, remember that your not a 'stud' when your drunk, your an idiot that drools alot.
Stop stalking her!

[liquidstatik]

If Pub saw this thread he'd probably spin in is grave :(
as much as i agree, i've been too embarassed to agree ;<

[MattJack]

You can go ahead and think that momma. I go there every week you dumb cunt. I don't think I'm passed out drunk or close to it even. I know how to tell if a woman is flirting with me or not, you know body language and things you say to a boy are kind of a bitch. I saw your picture however. I wouldn't come on to you if I had a choice between you and a knife to my d*ck.

I know your reply is gonna be,

"WELL YOU KNOW I SAW YOUR PICZ AND THEY WERE FUGLY TOO SO YEA I WOULDNT TALK TO YOU NEVER!"

The simple fact of the matter is, I'm not looking for a san fransisco dyke's opinion on what I should do with this girl who has given me her number and has blantantly come on to me.

Your location says "getting laid." I doubt you have gotten laid by anything reasonably attractive in the last, I don't know, ever. Sure he's cute and seems to be a good guy, but he's only 16 and doesn't know any better. Besides, I'm gagging from Louisiana from your corpse smelling vagina over the internet.

It's called a knife, shove it in your throat.

[MattJack]

Where did you go Lenor? Write in your livejournal?

Dear Livejournal,

MattJack is so queer!!!! He lyke, totally think's i'm a frisco dyke, whatev that means. I called Bobby today, he couldn't come over because he has high school tomorroz. GGGrrrrrr. I guess I have to wait til 3pm tomorrow then try and trap him in my mom's house again so maybe he can smell my canyon of hell. I really like it when boys go "down there" because it makes me all squirmish. Not because they know what they are doing, but bcuz I like how they pass out and are left to me and my bidding! >_<! Ohhhhhh I can't wait! I hope his pubic hairs have come in, cuz I make this great pubic hair fajita taco. Itz so delicious. Have you tried it yet LJ? No? Well Illz totally save a plate (that is if I don't eat it all!!!@!##%#$^$#@%$ (all!!!@!##%#$^$#@%$)~~!!!) and let you try!

Oh yea, my avatar on IMockeryz is liek, fabulous. I drew it all by myselves! Can you believe it?! HAHAHAHA ME EITHER I'm SO GOOD AT ART. I MEMEBER IN ART THE TEACHER TOLD ME I WAS BEETER THAN THE BLIND KID! WOWZ! He sure was good!

NEways, I have to go back to flogging my hole with a wrench.

Lenor

[Lenor]

WOAH ,SLOW DOWN COWBOY!

I'm not from San Fran, I'm from NY.
I am bi, not a complete dyke.

I am 23, I'm attending college to be a sex therapist, so I'm pretty sure I enjoy sex, although 16 is a little young for me. They at least have to be legal.

It's called a stroke, that which happens when you take things said, too far.

[Fathom Zero]

That's the last straw MattJack.


You're on my buddy-list now, mister. >:

[Goat Cheese]

Why do dogs lick themselves in THAT place?

[Lenor]

OMG ZERO HAS ANOTHER CRACK-HEAD TO BEFRIEND!

[noob3]

i am going to sleep after fending off swarms of rabid tool fans

cliff steele & I are lucky we made it out alive!!

[Lenor]

noob, why did you go see a show, when you dont even like the main band?

crazy boi'

[Lenor]

AOL MESSENGER IS TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE

[Cliff Steele]

hey guys help me reenact the isis show

just yell isis and clap alot everytime you hear boring music that drones on for 15 minutes

[Black Flag]

you guys should've went to see jesu instead

[Cliff Steele]

jesu dropped off for some reason, intronaut were pretty good and torche also, torche had alot more energy and were the only ones who acted like they cared about being there

[Womti]

holy shit JESUOHLIM :eek

[Lenor]

WHAT, please, just stop.

Your not funny nor witty, hell I'm not even sure you were born with having a sense of humor gene.

Go to Barnes and Noble, and pick up the book 'Idiot's guide to making people laugh".

[Terra]

your making an assumption that what can read. you know, actual paragraphs and long wordy words?

[noob3]

"uh can somone move that black mustang? black mustang, needs to get moved!"

tourche guy:

"BLACK MUSTANG IS GONNA GET TOOOOWEEEEDD"

[Lenor]

Im talking exactly about post JUST LIKE THAT noob XD haha <3

[Moobs]

http://www.djkl.com/uploads/cats/boosh_kittens.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=296)

[Black Flag]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23927&page=17

[Moobs]

yeah that post doesnt matter anymore im going to edit it with a picture of some kittens

[Moobs]

uhhh it leads to your profile, spooky

[Fathom Zero]

Holy shit, the Dow closed at -415 points today.

[Fathom Zero]

WEHRE IN THE WORLD IS MARC SUMMERS?

[liquidstatik]

HEY I REMEMBER MARC SUMMERS WHERE IS HEEEE

[Moobs]

I remember him getting asked where his avatar was from like 3 times a day or something ;o

[noob3]

who let you in the rainbow club moobs

[Lenor]

Noob ive been asking that question for awhile now.

I think he just invited himself in.

[noob3]

oh well i mean what're ya gona do bout it anyways :(

[Fathom Zero]

Fuck you colored people.

[liquidstatik]

hey now

[Fathom Zero]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/6940/funnycatpictures265wc1.jpg

[Moobs]

who let you in the rainbow club moobs

i thought it was a group of people who help eachother with homsexual and rainbow related problems. I don't want to be alone ;<

[Womti]

your making an assumption that what can read. you know, actual paragraphs and long wordy words?

how the hell else would I post here >:

[noob3]

i thought it was a group of people who help eachother with homsexual and rainbow related problems. I don't want to be alone ;<

excellent answer but you really need to get MSN and attend our meetings if you really want to be a part of the club i mean it's not exactly the easiest thing to get into we're kind of exclusive if uknow what imean what kind of problems do you have and how can we help you

[Lenor]

noob, those meetings are secret, unless you really want me to post them..

muhah muhahaha muhahhahahahhahahahhah

[noob3]

oh yeah shit

[Moobs]

oh yeah msn i have one of those

[cestkathryn]

I feel so out of the homo-loop.

[Seven Force]

it helps not to be a dick :(

[liquidstatik]

yeah 7f stop being so mooody ;<

[Noodles]

OH SNAP

[cestkathryn]

It's gettin' thrown down here today!

[liquidstatik]

hey kathryn you should try not having that as your avatar :x

[Moobs]

yeah i like clockwork orange and everything but the whole angry look isn't doing it for me

[Lenor]

:eek

its noodles

HAHAHA

Its not sevenforce. unless someone is trying to make me more crazy.

I was'nt sure, if it was Clockwork Orange or the lead singer of Panic At The Disco.

[liquidstatik]

guys i have to clean the whole house today, UGH

[Lenor]

Oh fuck, Danny has to actually get off his ass, and do something.

No, your every 3 minute, cigarette breaks, do not count Hun.

<3 you

[Lenor]

That angry look is HOT!

blue eyes, lip ring, light complexion, with a hint of sadistic bastard.

[Noodles]

Eyes? I kinda see a nose fishing hook,with a hint of I JUST WANNA BE COOL!

[cestkathryn]

its my temporary avatar until i can make a different one. in the meantime, don't stare too deeply into those baby blues.

[Lenor]

Noodles, your from Idaho or Kentucky, maybe one of those other great inbred states, so I'm guessing. Since if you lived anywhere, but in your brothers bed with him, you might know, what's the 'scene'


BITCH

[cestkathryn]

there i changed it to elisha cuthbert turning into a zombie. i'll make something purdy later today/tonight.

[Noodles]

Noodles, your from Idaho or Kentucky, maybe one of those other great inbred states, so I'm guessing. Since if you lived anywhere, but in your brothers bed with him, you might know, what's the 'scene'


BITCH

I hate our state being called the #1 state with fat people :(

[Esuohlim]

HEY GUYS NICE THREAD

>:

[Lenor]

I hate our state being called the #1 state with fat people :(

What is this 'our' you speak of?

[Noodles]

I INSLAVE PEOPLE

[Lenor]

Milhouse, this thread is 1,044 pages.
:confused:

WHY MUST YOU CRITISIZE ME, SO?

[cestkathryn]

DO YOU ALSO ENSLAVE

[Noodles]

IM GOIN FOR 2000

[Noodles]

...pages

[Zinger]

HAY GUYS I'M ZINGER

[Lenor]

:rave

:fu

[Esuohlim]

Hey Lenor seriously no one uses the Wang emoticon so cut it out

[FartinMowler]

I know I have never used it :\

[Lenor]

Sorry guys, I was trying to start a 'New Trend'.

:/

[Fathom Zero]

I like Zinger more than at least five people around here.

[Moobs]

He gets my vote out of the sudden swarm of forum virgins because he is english

[MetalMilitia]

Since when are you english Moobs you faker?

[Moobs]

uhh since forever i live like a couple of miles away from you remember?

[MetalMilitia]

These are lies, where do you live!

[MattJack]

He lives in Liverpool!

[Fathom Zero]

He lives in Winchestertonshire. :lol

[MetalMilitia]

That's like the other side of the country you northern bastard.

[cestkathryn]

i am eating chicken and my dog wants it so bad she is shaking.
He gets my vote out of the sudden swarm of forum virgins because he is english

i suck because i'm american :( i'm not fat though which is the stereotype i guess.

[MattJack]

but I like Arsenal better. I mean Liverpool is 1 position ahead of Arsenal, but really, Arsenal has Henry and Van Persie. Resistance is futile. I hate Chelsea though, wankers through and through. Even though they are doing well :(

[MetalMilitia]

What the hell are you talking about?

[MattJack]

double :(

[MattJack]

oh yea and FUCK Manchester United, who fuckin likes Man U? Really?

[Fathom Zero]

WHAT? AMERICANS ARE NOT FAT?

Lies.

[Fathom Zero]

Hehehe. I'm a fairly skinny guy.

[cestkathryn]

I am telling the truth! Not all French people wear berets too! I was shocked when I found out!

[Fathom Zero]

I'm from Cincinnati, Ohio. My ancestry moved there a very long time ago because it reminded them of the Rhineland.

I miss being there, I especially miss the cold.

I don't recall any of my family being from England or Britain or the U.K. or whatever the hell you call it, but I think some of my father's family came from Wales, (which is pretty close there I noticed when I last saw a map.)

[MattJack]

I'm talking about some mother truckin Football, or SOCCER to an Englishman such as yourself. :posh

Kathryn, all French people do have silly mustaches and OUTERRRRRAGEOUS ACCENTS! :: python

[MattJack]

We're FRENCH!

Why are you in England?

MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

[MetalMilitia]

Actually we say "football", not "soccer". Or more precisely "God I wish everyone would shut up about football, it's gay".

[Zinger]

I have a few American friends who think I'm really stereotypically British, but I'm really not.

The US ladies like my accent though, aparantly.

[noob3]

i'm part french

[Lenor]

I thought, the joke was referring to U.S. States, not the entire country.

I live in NY.

Therefore, since walking is the thing around here, I'm def not fat.And Matt your making absolutely no sense. Maybe I'm just too much of a Yankee.

[cestkathryn]

US ladies have parties in their pants for accents.

MattJack- they also carry around baguettes!

[Fathom Zero]

Wowie, a real-life gay frenchman.

[Noodles]

West Virginian

[MetalMilitia]

i'm part french

which part?

:lol:lol:lol I slay myself. :lol

[MattJack]

Actually we say "football", not "soccer". Or more precisely "God I wish everyone would shut up about football, it's gay".

I know, my sarcasm was a little dry maybe? I was just being a dick, pretending that you were the stereotypical Englishman that loves football, tea, and dark shit tasting beer.

Noob, me too! But it's Cajun french :(. Does that count? ... wait.. I came from people who came from Canada...


http://www.malnurturedsnay.net/kirk.jpg/kirk.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

pretending that you were the stereotypical Englishman that loves football, tea, and dark shit tasting beer.


Hmpf, two out of three 'aint bad.

[Zinger]

It's actually the Irish that like the dark beer, we like ours warm, with a nice slice of beans on toast.

[MattJack]

warm beer?! Why would you do that to yourself? You know that we have the technology to cool your beverage?

Toast and Beer? My mind is officially blown.

[MetalMilitia]

It's actually the Irish that like the dark beer, we like ours warm, with a nice slice of beans on toast.

Ale should be served at the termperature of the barrel in the cellar, which is usually cool. NO COOLER.

...but certainly not warm.

[Zinger]

Yeah, I know. I'm backwards and random like that sometimes.

[Grislygus]

The "dark beer" is Guiness, so you know.

[liquidstatik]

CUZ WE TAAAAAAAAKKKINN OVAA

CONVICTT MUUUSIC

[MattJack]

My friend's parents are Irish. Last night they were cursin and shit, I couldn't stop smiling. His mom got +5 attractive points for the accent, but then quickly lost them with her river dancing which was making my penis soft.

I hope my children all have different accents from the UK.

[MetalMilitia]

The "dark beer" is Guiness, FYI.

Guiness is grisly, gus. We have plenty of dark ales which are much nicer.

[MattJack]

For some reason, I don't think convicts really listen to Akon.

[MattJack]

http://www.hindu.com/2005/04/22/images/2005042201941601.jpg
I SEE YOU WIN'N N GRIN'N UP ON DAT POLEEEEEE

[liquidstatik]

s'my boi

[MattJack]

http://www.hindu.com/2005/04/22/images/2005042201941601.jpg
I WUNNA F*CK YOU

[Fathom Zero]

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3307/20070219180054jk6.jpg

Hey, Bubba...

[Fathom Zero]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/8799/blackwk2.jpg http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/2953/rodeopo1.jpg

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/295/ropezd1.jpg

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/7121/blackrodeoji1.jpg

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/8885/woodystrode1ew8.jpg

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/7059/wrangleta5.jpg

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/1857/arethafranklinub2.jpg

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9857/20070228200421hh5.jpg

"Fun for the entire family!" - Siskel and Ebert

"How old am I?" - Leonard Maltin

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/7015/woodystrodecr5.jpg

"Offishally endors-ed by KFC and Reeeeeed Kool-Aid."

I am sooo renting this.

[Lenor]

This girl stabbed her dad with a crack-pipe, because he woud'nt buy her more crack.

[Seven Force]

http://www.anti-xanga.com/bniger.png

[liquidstatik]

that reminded me of that movie in too deep where ll cool jayy is tha boss of a gang oh man i liked that movie

[Fathom Zero]

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/4084/blackconnectionhp4.jpg

[cestkathryn]

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/7968/diversitytp0.gif

Diversity in the workplace.

[liquidstatik]

sevenforce get in here :o

[Seven Force]

yeah ok you fucking racist piece of shit

[Seven Force]

:lol too late

[liquidstatik]

don't be so fragile, bby

[Seven Force]

i guess im not so quick on the draw tonight

[Seven Force]

yeah whatever man you want me here

[liquidstatik]

yeahh, i've got the house to myself but nothing to do ;_;

[liquidstatik]

yeah ur alright 8)

[cestkathryn]

it's naked time for you if the house is empty!

[Seven Force]

yeah so im gonna chase away the two new female board members

i need to keep the quota intact

[liquidstatik]

i dont like gettin naked unless someones hurr to join in :x

[liquidstatik]

yeah w/e 7f

[liquidstatik]

im listenin to eisley :D

[liquidstatik]

oh wait not anymore now its that song that goes

YOU'RE UNBELIEVEAABBBLE
DU DUDUDUDU DUDUDUDU DU DUD DUD UDUD UDUDU DUD DU

[cestkathryn]

aw i like eisley i was listening to 'marvelous things' a few minutes ago.

[liquidstatik]

http://www.austin360.com/shared-gen/blogs/austin/almosturban/media/dosgood.jpg
BEATIN THA TRUNK,
TURNIN BUILDINS INTO CONFETTI

[liquidstatik]

i was listenin to viintage people :]

[cestkathryn]

Now I'm listening to The Beach Boys because I am SOOOO hardcore.

[liquidstatik]

hey now i was just listenin to WOULDN'T IT BE NICE :x

[cestkathryn]

OMG THAT IS WHAT I WAS LISTENING TOOOOOOO!

TWINS!

[liquidstatik]

MAYBE :eek

[liquidstatik]

now im listenin to cry me a river :lol

[cestkathryn]

justin timberlake? that's so savage. i'm listening to the ramones because i'm soooo punk rock.

[MattJack]

http://www.geocities.com/gbrecordsuk/BeachBoys.jpg
I SEE YOU LOOKN AT ME AND YOU ALREADYYY KNOWWWWWWWW

[cestkathryn]

Omg those shirts are soo hawwwwt.

[liquidstatik]

http://myspace-694.vo.llnwd.net/01211/49/69/1211849694_m.jpg

THIS IS WHY THIS IS WHY THIS IS WHY IM HOT

[cestkathryn]

the background he is standing in front of is hypnotizing.

[liquidstatik]

nahh thats just tha effect he has on women :x

[cestkathryn]

could be.

be still my throbbing loins.

[liquidstatik]

eww gross

[cestkathryn]

sorry...too graphic?

[liquidstatik]

im throbbing too :x

[MattJack]

Do you already know?

[liquidstatik]

huhhh?

[cestkathryn]

THROBBING PARTY! woo someone get the red plastic cups!

[MattJack]

huhhh?
I WUNNNNNA F*CK YOU (FUCK YOU)
YOU ALREADY KNOW
I WUNNNNNA F*CK YOU (FUCK YOU)

[MattJack]

oh no, i've said too much!

[cestkathryn]

This is getting hot, someone pull the fire alarm thingy and make the sprinklers go off.

[liquidstatik]

oh i like that song :D

[liquidstatik]

only if ur wearing white ;D

[cestkathryn]

not at the moment but i'm wearing spongebob boxers and my bra. OH AN SHEEP SLIPPERS

[MattJack]

We should all wear some wife beater and listen to Akon while them fire sprinklers are going off.

I WUNNNNNNNAAA FUCK YOU

[MattJack]

and wife beaters too!

[liquidstatik]

im wearing pjs and a wife beater 8)

[cestkathryn]

that sounds like a really good plannn

[liquidstatik]

omg mattjack how did u know :x

[Sam]

IF LIQUIDSTATIK IS THROBBING THEN I AM THROBBING TOO.:love

[MattJack]

I'm wearing my wife beater too!
YOU ALREADDDDDYYY KNOW

[liquidstatik]

LETS SWORDFIGHT ;D

[GADZOOKS]

I'm filing a class action lawsuit on this thread.

[liquidstatik]

WITH OUR THROBBING COCKS, THAT IS

[liquidstatik]

GADZOOKS i disapprove of that action :x

[cestkathryn]

can i watch the swordfight plz

[MattJack]

GADZOOKS I KNOW YOU SEE ME LOOKING AT YOU

















YOU ALREADDYYY KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[liquidstatik]

I WANNA FUUUUUUUCUCCKK YOOOOOOUU

[cestkathryn]

ME TOOOOOOO.

i wanna fuck youuuuu, youuuu already know

[Sam]

LIQUIDSTATIK I HAVE TWO GLOW IN THE DARK CONDOMS. SO FUCK SWORDS LET'S HAVE A LIGHTSABER DUEL. :WINKWINK

[MattJack]

Wow yalls, this is getting too hot

[cestkathryn]

i love lightsabers, i want the kind that make noises when you move them.

the toys, not the penises

[liquidstatik]

AS LONGA S UR THE RED ONE I LIKE MY BUTT HOLE HOT

[cestkathryn]

this is getting so hot i'm going to have to strip down naked and spank myself.

GO LIGHTSABER DUEL

[MattJack]

OH NOES. I GOT A BLUE ONE! PLUS YOU GOT TO MAKE THE NOISES WITH YOUR MOUTH. IT IS A SILENT BUT DEADLY ONE

[Sam]

DON'T WORRY LIQUIDSTATIK I'LL BE RED AND MUCH LONG DARTH MAUL, MINE IS TWICE THE SIZE OF ANYONE ELSES. :wink

[liquidstatik]

KATHRYN UR GONNA HAV ETO BE QUITE OR IM GONNA BLOWMY LOAD BEFORE SAM EVEN GETS HERE

[liquidstatik]

MY LIGHTSABER ISNT RLY LONG ITS WIDE THO IDK IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A BATTLE AXE :wink

[MattJack]

KATHRYN IT'S FINE

I KNOW YOU SEE ME LOOKIN AT YOU







AND







YOU ALREADY KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

[cestkathryn]

mmmhmmm sing it sugarpie! i don't care what statik says, i'm getting ready to be nekked! hurry up and lightsaber duellllllllll

[liquidstatik]

KAHTRYN IF IT BUSTS ITS GOIN ALL IN YOUR MOUTH IM SORRY

[MattJack]

Whoa, it's MattJack momma.

I SEE YOU WIN'N N GRIN'N UP ON THA FLO'

I KNOW YOU SEE ME LOOKIN AT YOU AND YOU ALREADY KNOOOOOOOWWWWW

I

[liquidstatik]

http://i18.tinypic.com/2nhm9vd.jpg

[cestkathryn]

DOES IT HAVE TO BE THE MOUTH, IT CAN BE ANYWHERE ELSE AS LONG AS I DONT GET PREGGERS. YOU BETTER HURRY UP OR I WILL DO IT I SWEAR

[cestkathryn]

nothing says 'ejaculate on my face' like puka shell necklaces.

[liquidstatik]

thatsmy cum btw

[Sam]

NOTHING SAYS LOVING LIKE EJACULATE CONSIDERATELY SPLATTERED ABOUT THE FACE WITH CAREFUL ATTENTION TO AVOID THE EYES.

[liquidstatik]

GUYS I NEED TO GO SMOKE A CIGARETTE ILL BE RIGHT BACK OKAY OKAY GOOD

[cestkathryn]

NOTHING SAYS LOVE LIKE PULLING OUT

[cestkathryn]

NOO IMMA MISS YOU HURRY I WILL CRY BUCKETS K

[liquidstatik]

PULLING OUT SCARES ME :X

[liquidstatik]

OKAY I WILL SUCK THIS FUCKERDOWN JUST FOR U SHUGGA

[cestkathryn]

THANK U BB I WILL REWARD U LATER K

[Sam]

LIQUIDSTATIK YOU SAID THAT ON OUR FIRST DATE! :faint

[cestkathryn]

HOW LONG HAVE U GUYS BEEN DATING, I KIND OF WANT TO HIT BOTH OF THOSE

[MattJack]

OMG ME TOO LIQUID. WUT DO YOU SMOKE?

[Sam]

OH GOD ME AND LIQUID HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR EVVVVVVVEEEEERRRRRRRRRR

[MattJack]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/3c2791e4a2.jpg

[cestkathryn]

THATS CREEPY AND AMAZING AT THE SAME TIME

[liquidstatik]

I WANT TO PHOTOSHOP ME FUCKING KATHRYN GUYS HOLD ON THIS MIGHT TAKE A WHILE

[MattJack]

LOL NO IT WONT!

[cestkathryn]

SHOULD I GET CREEPED OUT BY THIS

[MattJack]

NO IT'S STANDARD PROCEDURE.

NEXT WE'LL PHOTOSHOP YOU AND RANDOM FARM ANIMALS, HAVE A GOOD TIME, AND SAY WE'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW BUT PROBABLY WONT

[cestkathryn]

FINE THEN I WONT SHOW MY BOOBS AND ILL WIND UP HOOKING UP WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AND COMPLETELY WHIPPING HIM UNTIL HE IS A GIANT PUSSY

[MattJack]

MY BEST FRIEND IS DEAD THO :x

CHRIST YOU MAKE ME SO HOT

[cestkathryn]

THAT MAKES ME SAD ABOUT THE FRIEND AND HOT ABOUT MAKING YOU HOT

[liquidstatik]

http://i3.tinypic.com/2jai1yg.jpg
ms paint :[