I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Babs]

No sense in getting gingivitis on your pee pee from these so called toothless country folk.

[Aaarg]

well i wasn't that into interacting with others when i lived within the boundaries of civilization, either. i just don't like folk!!!!!!!!!!!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

lets lube up those lips.

P5UYoND_wGc

[Kitsa]

We're here, we're in steerage, get used to it

[Aaarg]

i watched a keith haring documentary in public and felt awkward when it showed a lot of his dick-themed work. heh heh heh hope none of these ultra-conservative hicks aren't spying on my moniotor!!!!!!!!!!!!11 :dies

[Kitsa]

Is it too late to say "lube up those ships" because I thought of that one also

[Zomboid]

I am so fucking sick. Plus, my upstairs neighbors are having a dinner party, or something, and it's driving me into a raaaaage.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

^ :lol

edit: ^ :lol at lube up those ships. not lol at zomboids asshole neighbors. fuck those guys.

[Kitsa]

NEIGHBORS AREN'T SO GREAT ARE THEY

[Zomboid]

:lol

Normally I don't have any problems, and really, I wouldn't have minded that time except it was annoying for those fifteen minutes that I could hear them because I was so sick. They're pretty great to have for neighbors, and I've been over for drinks a few times. I never hear anything from my neighbors to the side, except when I'm going out and at my door I can hear them playing video games. So, basically the exact same situation for them.

I'm pretty lucky, actually. The only really shitty neighbor I've had was the one that I bitched about on here a couple of years ago--the one that had the cops visit three times before she finally got evicted and I no longer had to hear the muffled sounds of her shitty fucking music.

[Babs]

I think I might know what's happening to you Zomboid, if you have 1-20 of these symptoms then you should be concerned.

k1hmoo3lnTo&feature=related

[Babs]

The anunnkai are coming to "enlighten" us, it's the dawn of the age of aquarius. WERE ALL EXPERIENCING IT

[Babs]

Well I guess everyone is enjoying their genetically modified turkeys right now and washing it down with their fluoride filled water. HAPPY THANKSKILLING DAY EVERYBODY

[kahljorn]

hahahaah i just skipped through that video posted and i like how it was all serious then a picture of a cat stretching

[Babs]

I love how every illness and symptom ever is supposed to mean you're DNA is changing. If you have cancer, you're most likely going to be the next Tesla or Einstein.

[Mike Tobacco]

Worked for Hawking.

[Kitsa]

I'll let someone else say it

I went to the tree lighting ceremony in a nearby town. The deal was supposed to be that Santa rides into the square on the back of a firetruck and lights the tree. Half an hour after Santa rode the whopping 2 block parade route, we were still standing beside a dark tree as the mayor recited a long poem of his own invention and seemingly every Chamber of Commerce member gave a speech. Just when it looked like it was about to wrap up, they said, "Let's sing a few more songs!" About 20 mins later, they finally lit the fucking tree.

Cured me of wanting to go to public tree-lighting crap but the chinese food later was okay

[Babs]

A tree lighting ceremony just sounds awful.

[dextire]

Went from feeling totally fine to full blown sick in around 4 hours on Thanksgiving after going out for ice.
I wonder if being a zombie virus carrier will exempt me from jury duty on Monday.

[Kitsa]

You know, it's weird, there must be something that's making the rounds because my dad got off the plane from LA throwing up, my kid threw up the next day, and after Thanksgiving dinner like 4-5 people at that gathering (I didn't go) were throwing up. Meanwhile, my mom and I, who were immunocompromised and at times covered in other people's puke, are fine. Came on fast with vomiting and high fever, then gone. Hopefully yours is gone fast too.

[dextire]

Thanks, I was pretty surprised that I got hit with it as it's been a couple of years since I've been sick at all. No upchuck for me though, it's just been fever and standard cold symptoms.
Oh and I learned an awesome treatment for a sore throat; strong coffee, honey, cinnamon, lemon juice, and a teaspoon of cayenne pepper. Works great!

[Kitsa]

Or throat coat tea, which doesn't taste quite that horrible.

Rookie mistake. Never allow yourself to think "Wow, it's been a long time since I got sick." In my experience, you'll be ill within the week, almost every time. Don't tempt fate.

[dextire]

Well, the throat tea never worked much better for me than that throat numbing spray. Whereas my nasty psycho juice cured my throat in one day.

Heh, it wasn't so much "I'm INVINCIBLE! Come here sick person and cough in my face!" as being genuinely surprised at such a long health streak. I used to get at least a day-cold every month. Then around two years ago I got the sickest I've ever been (four days of throwing up everything I put down every hour, high fever, horrible dizziness) and after that I was sick for the longest I've ever been (over two months straight). After which I started taking 5k IU of Vitamin D everyday and hadn't been sick since.

It's fine though, I'm still way too sick for a third round of "randomly selected" jury duty. So it's not all bad. :)

[MattJack]

Whats up yall

[Dimnos]

:eek

Yo Mattjack.

[kahljorn]

HEY GUY

[Fathom Zero]

BATJACK

[Aaarg]

i like bat

[Nick]

I wish Willie came back. And a lot of other people.


rip Pram

[Mike Tobacco]

Got a powerball ticket. I feel like I just sent $1 to Happy Dude.

[MattJack]

Just hanging out, surfin the webs. Did I miss anything?

[Aaarg]

dude your odds of winning are so much better when the jackpot's 12 million

[Mike Tobacco]

Yeah, no doubt. I'm usually on the side that calls the lottery a tax on the stupid, but the pot is retarded enough to justify putting in a dollar. My luck is Al Bundian enough to where I'll win and the Mayan apocalypse will be legit.

[Otto]

I'm making a marionette out of bones from the Thanksgiving turkey, which I cleaned by sticking into the top of a fire-ant hill.

I'm kind of starting to see why most people think I'm batshit insane.

[Fathom Zero]

N7bwbl6UHU8

I didn't know that the guy behind the Dilbert videos is making the sequel to Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden. (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/talesofgames/barkley-2-an-rpg-sequel-to-barkley-shut-up-and-jam)

[Mike Tobacco]

A sequel to Barkley SUAJG is great news. That and the Super Columbine Massacre RPG are honestly two of my favorite JRPGs of the last decade.

I'm making a marionette out of bones from the Thanksgiving turkey, which I cleaned by sticking into the top of a fire-ant hill.

I'm kind of starting to see why most people think I'm batshit insane.

Reminded me of this scene from Wackiki Wabbit:

http://archivesartgallery.com/images/WackikiWabbit.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

thats gonna be awesome.

[Nick]

Reminded me of this scene from Wackiki Wabbit:

http://archivesartgallery.com/images/WackikiWabbit.jpg
Aw hell. My grandma had that on VHS when I was little. I watched the shit out of that cartoon.

[Aaarg]

sometimes when i open my bin of roaches, dermestid beetles fly out. i don't know how they got in there, but i like to imagine that there will eventually be a breeding population and we end up with enough dermestid beetles to remove flesh from all bones. YESSSSSS.

[Mike Tobacco]

I did some research on the dermestid beetle and have come to the conclusion that they've got one of the most metal pictures on Wikipedia.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2d/Human_Skull_being_cleaning_by_Dermestid_Beetles.jp g/220px-Human_Skull_being_cleaning_by_Dermestid_Beetles.jp g

[Kitsa]

So I was experimenting with icing to find something that would drip well over one of those chocolate bundt cakes with the ring in the center, and holy hell did I ever come up with this incredible mixture. It's perfect. It's like molten fudge. And I can't remember what proportions I used in the recipe :(

[Otto]

I want to blow off my leg so I can have a peg-leg.


I don't like shoes anyway.

[Fathom Zero]

make it motorized so that it can spin

[Pub Lover]

LKkNQ8l9XqQ

[Dimnos]

Where the fuck are Zhukov and Pentagarn? Did one kill the other and end up in jail or something?

[Zomboid]

Please let Zhukov be the winner of that.

[captain516]

I thnik you should kill urself Shrek
cuz ur drek
n3iErUm9Q3c

[Kitsa]

I don't know, but I was wondering where they went, too :(

[Rongi]

who fart

[Rongi]

lol I've officially been a member of this board for 10 years

NOW LOOK WHAT ITS BECOME :'(

[Rongi]

10 years ago I was gay for radiohead and i think i just discovered how to masturbate

[Rongi]

10 years ago, remember 9/11 guys

or was that 11 years ago

who cares

[Rongi]

alright i'm gonna go back to reading moby dick. see you in 5 or 6 months

[Tadao]

Yeah well I guess you won. :rolleyes

[Zomboid]

SHOWED US!

[Esuohlim]

This message board peaked when Willie sent me cookies

[Nick]

What would happen if I sent you cookies?

[Fathom Zero]

Finals week.

vOsFMMjdHrc

[Aaarg]

i think finals week will happen whether milslouse gets cookies or not

[MarioRPG]

This message board peaked when Willie sent me cookies

Those were some damn good internet cookies, despite many of mine being broken.

[Aaarg]

i hit a squirrel on my birthday. one of the most depressing things that could happen to me on my birthday.

[Dimnos]

I hate it when you know you swerved out of the way but you still hear the dull thump of his head being nailed by your undercarriage.

[Tadao]

Then you smell it burning for at least 5 miles

[Babs]

Everytime I listen to john fahey, I think of aaarg. Love you guys.

[Esuohlim]

Every time I look at Jeff Fahey I jerk it a little

[kahljorn]

is he a skinny guy with short black hair

[Babs]

Put a little meat on that bone

[Kitsa]

unknown hinson

rawrrr

[The Dramamine Kid]

I don't even know what you're trying to say with that post.

[Kitsa]

that's okay.

[Fathom Zero]

buttato

[kahljorn]

buttato buttatoe

[Babs]

hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato hot buttato

[Esuohlim]

Oh yeah I'm supposed to put up my Christmas Story avatar

not feelin' it >:

[kahljorn]

cant you just make your currnt avatar into black santa

[Aaarg]

j ohn fahey is cool

[Zomboid]

Oh yeah I'm supposed to put up my Christmas Story avatar

not feelin' it >:

Do it. It doesn't feel the same without it. :(

[Esuohlim]

I AM EASILY PERSUADED.

The guy who gave Thanos the pillow is the fucking coolest guy ever and we should make him an admin

[Zomboid]

Right? I laugh every time I see it, and I go back to look at it nearly every day.

[Tadao]

So I was walking down the street and caught sight of myself in the mirror. It's been cold this morning but that is no excuse for me to look like Auqualung.

[Tadao]

Maye I can convince my wife to take a picture of me in Aqualung pose.

[MarioRPG]

I AM EASILY PERSUADED.

The guy who gave Thanos the pillow is the fucking coolest guy ever and we should make him an admin

I think it's the best gift (humour wise) to come out of all the secret santas,.

[Fathom Zero]

Maye I can convince my wife to take a picture of me in Aqualung pose.

It would be the best Christmas ever.

[Tadao]

She actually said yes and has a trenchcoat to lend me lol

[Tadao]

I'm kinda mad that I didn't make a doomsday bunny avatar. I did not plan for this event at all lol

[stevetothepast]

is that today or tomorrow?

[Dimnos]

You still have like 5 hours bro.

[dextire]

According to the Mayans, the world is still not ending yet. :lol
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/tech/science/story/2012-05-08/maya-apocalypse-calendar-2012/54879760/1

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Today is also supposed to mark the dawn of a new age....which means superpowers.

I woke up this morning with a furious erection.

[stevetothepast]

piss boners are the worst

[Tadao]

Just take it to the shower, problem solved.

[kahljorn]

did i sleep through the doomsday

[Esuohlim]

I AM ALREADY DEAD INSIDE

[kahljorn]

now isnt there supposed to be a giant meteor or some shit in 2018?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

There is but some kid found out it could be deflected by shooting white paintballs at it.

[Babs]

:wank

[kahljorn]

life is so meaningless that even doomsdays don't wanna stop it

[Babs]

I've always wondered, if there was a meaning to life (though I believe there is not), why would the human race audaciously believe it would be through speech?

[Kitsa]

That sounds like a pot thought

[Tadao]

I've always wondered, if there was a meaning to life (though I believe there is not), why would the human race audaciously believe it would be through speech?

Why the fuck are you so retarded. The human race would figure it out through thought and communicate it to others with speech. Holy fuck.

[Babs]

I know how to bring the tadao out. How goes it my friend.

[Tadao]

So far so bad!

[Fathom Zero]

SO WHAT

[Babs]

This is dedicated to tadao

The ones who love us best are the ones we'll lay to rest
The ones who love us least are the ones we'll die to please

[Fathom Zero]

_TjzdbNwTCY

[Babs]

:blowme

[Babs]

fl9KQ1Mub6Q

[stevetothepast]

Fucking love the mats.

[Babs]

Amazing group of men.

[Tadao]

xVnRjfEotoM

[Nick]

Oy Oy Oy M-m-m-my Menorah

[Zomboid]

This'll probably give a few of you weirdos raging boners: http://youtu.be/zVwJrAr7GkY

[Fathom Zero]

HMMMMM

[Esuohlim]

NOPE >:

[kahljorn]

lol

is that a real commercial

[darkvare]

yes but that is actually a dude

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Nick]

Man, that gave me like five boners. I love Toyota hatchbacks.

[Sam]

MILHOUSE BACKWARDS GOT A BONER, HE'S A DIRTY LIAR.

[Fathom Zero]

I didn't get a boner, which is unusual. I think I moved on.

[whatiswrong]

Enjoy the Christmas holiday!

[kahljorn]

i didnt get a boner but it did remind me that i hadnt jerked off yet today

[Dimnos]

Man, that gave me like five boners. I love Toyota hatchbacks.

My first car was a toyota hatchback. I drove the shit out of that thing. Funnest car I ever had.

[Esuohlim]

I DID NOT GET A BONER >:

JUST DROP IT

[Dimnos]

Replica of Robert Baratheon's Warhammer (http://www.valyriansteel.com/shop/swords/king-roberts-warhammer/prod_14.html)

Holy crap that is bad ass!

[stevetothepast]

ya i was thinking that. holy fuck zomboid you get an awful lot at xmas.

[Esuohlim]

THIS IS BECAUSE CANADIAN MONEY IS WORTH MORE NOW

[Dimnos]

Fuck inflation. >:

[Zomboid]

Yeah, ridiculously spoiled at Christmas time. I got Longclaw last year, so now...now I'll have two replica weapons on the wall at my place. That worries me a bit because of how nerdy it is, but one is in my room and the other will go into the TV room; it's easy for me to lead a girl from the door directly to my bed without seeing either of 'em, and that's sort of what I count on at this point. The sword always gets mentioned, but by that point the roofies have kicked in they're usually well aware of my being a nerd.

That thing is actually pretty heavy, too. Plus, it has like three spikes. I think that if it came down to it, I could use it as a legitimate weapon.

[kahljorn]

i thought girls liked nerds now anyway

[Zomboid]

I think they like the super exaggerated ones that wear superhero shirts, have thick glasses, etc. I don't know. I'm only smooth when drunk, and even then there's that perfect level of intoxication, and I'm useless anywhere below or above it.

[stevetothepast]

This waiting for season three of Game of Thrones is killing me.

[Esuohlim]

Then read the book instead

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm up to waiting for the paperback for a dance with dragons to come out. I liked a feast of crows the best so far.

Still no fucking ben stark...unless that one guy.

Anyway he needs to stop being such a fat sea captain looking fuck and finish writing the series.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Instead of

"I gotta memorize these sea and star charts"

Instead of

"i better change the bulb in the lighthouse before making another voyage"

Instead of

"i got scurvy"

[stevetothepast]

Then read the book instead

I've read the first book and am just starting the second, but I don't want to get ahead of the tv series because it's so damn good.

[kahljorn]

is this show / book really good or is it twilight / harry potter good

[Dimnos]

Really fucking good.

[Dimnos]

Book/season 3 is especially killer too.

[Fathom Zero]

Why?

[Dimnos]

Because lots of good stuff happens...

[Zomboid]

Yeah. That's sort of all you can say, considering the thing is fucking brimming with big, important events.

[Zomboid]

Is this guy someone joking around?

Travis Bucharest (Guest) on 12/29/2012 4:27 pm

I donated coats to the needy.
Helped out distributing food to the homeless at the shelter.
Shoveled neighbors driveways and sidewalk areas.
Drove 20miles to the closest recycling plant since there isn't one close by to drop off recyclables.

I don't believe in the holidays. Its just a satanic event for spoiled punks that most likely don't even deserve any of the crap they list.
Because seriously, can you honestly tell us you can be "good" 365 days?

[Dimnos]

:lol

[Tadao]

HAPPY NEW YEAR PUB!

[Pub Lover]

Are you guys even in 2013 yet? :eek

[kahljorn]

fuck no

[Pub Lover]

Guys. I have been in 2013 for almost 12 hours. I have been drinking the whole time. Hurry up or I'll finish all the booze.

[kahljorn]

i still got plenty of 2012 booze to drink :(

man shrub sure shares her birthday with a lot of spam bots and/or lord of the rings fans

[Pub Lover]

2012 is so last year. :rolleyes

Shrub got mad that I didn't wish her a happy birthday from my timezone so she hasn't been on today. That or she had better shit to do on her birthday/new years. Naw. Can't be that.

[Babs]

I think I need to go pray.

[Shrubfest]

Well, I welcomed in the new year and the start of my 24th year by frantically letting the cat in when the fireworks started going off, whilst wearing my pyjamas.

I am also completely sober.
Badass.

[Tadao]

Man I've been drinking since the Samoans had the New Year.

:drunk

[Fathom Zero]

There's nothing to drink in this house besides gnarly wine

and people

worst new years everrr

[Kitsa]

Happy birthday Shrub

I drank the last of the whiskey in an attempt to kill whatever evil upper respiratory infection has been incubating and plotting to ruin my week. It was pretty good but now I have nothing.

[Dimnos]

Happy new years fuckers.

[Sam]

HAPPY NEW YEAR SHRUB, I MISS YOU.

[Aaarg]

baby's first speeding ticket

over a decade of driving too fast and not getting caught. finally over. dang.

[Kitsa]

I have the flu. Like the actual, report-to-the-health-department, this-is-what-the-government-warned-you-about, doctor-shoves-swabs-up-your-nose-and-shakes-his-head-sadly, influenza A.

It sucks. It sucks mightily. I think I can feel the individual nerve cells in my teeth writhing in agony.

I'm allergic to the preservative in flu shots and couldn't get one, so I guess I lost this particular round of russian roulette. If you're not allergic to eggs or thimerosal, get your fucking flu shot. Chances of becoming a walking phlegm-bucket go down to about 10%.

[kahljorn]

i havent gotten a flu shot in 10+ years :/

[Kitsa]

They're not for everyone, but if it helps you, do it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

We took sophia for pictures toward the end of the day. She wouldn't smile for the camera so instead of the camera guy making bird noises or other stupid sounds he just started yelling at her. He was also asian so it came out like

"hey.....HEY! Little girl. HEY! You look now!"

My gf was like "alright tadao thats not working."

[Tadao]

I bet if I pulled out my tiny wiener she would laugh.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Can you wrap it in one of those blankets too?

[Babs]

Shit nigga he can tie it in a knot, he can tie it in a bow.

[kahljorn]

so i got this shirt for christmas to wear aspajamas and it says YOU GOT SERVED which is kinda totally random

but today my friend asked me to serve his divorce papers for him

maybe there isa god

[Kitsa]

I really wanted that Stay Puft Marshmallow Man pajama thing as a christmas/chanukah gift and didn't get it :(

I was sort of disappointed. Now I've got to find and buy it mydamnself.

Edit: This (http://www.spencersonline.com/product/ub-gb-stay-puft-fthd-md/). I'mma ordering it.

[Tadao]

so i got this shirt for christmas to wear aspajamas and it says YOU GOT SERVED which is kinda totally random

but today my friend asked me to serve his divorce papers for him

maybe there isa god

Make sure to wear it backwards so that she can read it as you walk away.

[kahljorn]

hahahahaaha

[Aaarg]

totes backwards and you gotta throw your arms up and point to it with both thumbz. then give hher the finger. Owned.!!!


went to a reptile expo. bought another 8 juvenile tarantulas. this is one of them.
http://klimp.dk/glown/gbb.jpg

[stevetothepast]

how many do you have in total?

[Tadao]

8+

[Tadao]

http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Pulsating_Seizure_Pink_Floyd_Illusion.jpg

[Esuohlim]

I listened to Bowie's "Low" for the first time, and as someone who never really got into Bowie I started to enjoy it more than I expected to. But then why does Brian Eno have to ruin it with his ambient bullshit in the album's second half >:

Just like Talking Heads' Remain in Light. Eno sucks :(

[Aaarg]

8+

8 + 10 = 18

17 juveniles, 1 adult
plus a bunch of other spiders from around here
and currently ~60 baby wolf spiders

[Aaarg]

also dude you can't hate the guy who wrote "the true wheel"
aaF_2l4vRrs

[Tadao]

You can hate the ambient bullshit though.

Bowie and Eno did 3 albums together. Low Heroes and Lodger.

I know I've listened to Lodger a few times but I can never remember a dam thing about it. :(

[Tadao]

burn after reading is actually on tv right now
:\
gonna watch this most depressing movie in the world now

I watched 50/50 last night thinking it was gonna be a funny movie.

:(

[Nick]

Ugh, one of our dogs bit our neighbor yesterday so I've had to tie all of them up on leashes outside. My dad assures me that we're going to be sued now and that it'll be all my fault.

It's nice of my dad to throw me under the bus of hypothetical law suits.

[Tadao]

First off, how is it not your fault?

[Nick]

It's not like I went outside and demanded that the family dog run off and bite the neighbor. Before yesterday they've never done anything more than bark at things, they're little bitty rat-terrier/poodle mixes. They weight like 3 pounds, I have no idea what got into them.

I've never considered them my dogs, either. More like our dogs.

[Tadao]

Ugh, one of my dogs bit my neighbor yesterday so I've had to tie all of them up on leashes outside. My dad assures me that we're going to be sued now and that it'll be all my fault.

It's nice of my dad to throw me under the bus of hypothetical law suits.

:rolleyes

[Nick]

I should've used ours. Oh well. Let me fix that.

[Tadao]

I should've used ours. Oh well. Let me fix that.

Ours still implies ownership and responsibility upon your part.

[Nick]

We are at a fault since we own the dog, but I took issue with my father explicitly telling me that it was my fault since he was the one who decided to move us up on top of shit mountain. He also told me that our dogs would be fine just wandering around.

This just makes me wish I had not agreed to move out here, it isn't exactly as great as he had made it seem.

[Tadao]

Daddy complex :lol You should go to the big city and learn to be a man who takes responsibility for their inaction. IE: you will never make any tips.

[Nick]

Hey, as long as I can sell my script to the big wigs that'd make up for not making any tips.

Right? RIGHT?

[Tadao]

No

[Aaarg]

You can hate the ambient bullshit though.

well i wasn't going to be the one to say that. the first two albums are great. the rest are... for other people.

i've never heard lodger. i used to like low a lot.

[kahljorn]

i mean what is the lawsuit gonna consist of
its a fuckin poodle

I GOT THIS BITE THAT KINDA HURT A LITTLE BIT
JUDGE: DID U HAVE TO HAVE SKIN GRAFTING OR STITCHES
NO BUT IT HURT A LItTLE
JUDGE: OK

[Nick]

I don't know, really. Alabama is one of those states that has a first bite clause, but I still feel bad that the dog bit someone. I looked at it and it did break the skin, probably not too seriously, but that's still not cool.

[Tadao]

The dog is gonna be put down and his father is looking for this fuel to further his openly volatile hatred for the kid who wont leave home. lol

[Tadao]

well i wasn't going to be the one to say that. the first two albums are great. the rest are... for other people.

i've never heard lodger. i used to like low a lot.

I bet you'll listen to lodger 5 times and never remember a thing about it. It must be a mind control thing.

[kahljorn]

did they provoke the attack?

[kahljorn]

I watched 50/50 last night thinking it was gonna be a funny movie.

:(
burn after reading is actually really funny but i still feel bad for brad pitt

i dolike how the movie ends though. "just crazy"

the fucking machine was totally censored though. the dildo was censored so it basically just looked like a moving chair

[Nick]

did they provoke the attack?
From what we were told they didn't. She went to go throw a box or something away and noticed them barking but wasn't paying attention to them. Then one of them nipped her heel. Or something like that.

[kahljorn]

just tell them the dog was just trying to herd her

if u live on top of a mountain though why isnt your dad worried about them being eaten by coyotes/wolves/bears/etceteras

[kahljorn]

so im trying to fill out my fafsa and it wont let me continue the application until i enter which highschool i graduated from
but i never graduated from highschool

it asks the same question if i say that i got a GED.
lol.

[Tadao]

When I took the GED I had to do it at a school. It was an adult school called West Valley Occupational Center.

So I guess even with a GED, there is a school that is supposed to have records.

[Nick]

just tell them the dog was just trying to herd her

if u live on top of a mountain though why isnt your dad worried about them being eaten by coyotes/wolves/bears/etceteras
We have cattle in a pasture out back, so the most we've had in this area are coyotes from time to time. They never come close to where people live though, because they're smart little bastards. They usually keep to the outskirts of the woods.

[Tadao]

Fortunately the humans who live there are complete idiots and deserve to have everything they worked for stolen from them over one easily avoidable issue.

[Nick]

Mhm.

[kahljorn]

i live in the middle ofa suburb and occasionally in the middle of the night you see coyotes running by with small cats and dogs in their mouths

[stevetothepast]

ya it really makes ya wonder what this world is coming to

[Pub Lover]

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:eek :lol :cry :orgasm

Good work!

Now to post over 1000 times in a row. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I think I need to go pray.

To who, Babs?

TO WHO?

[Pub Lover]

Well, I welcomed in the new year and the start of my 24th year by frantically letting the cat in when the fireworks started going off, whilst wearing my pyjamas.

I am also completely sober.
Badass.

Most certainly. :rock

[Pub Lover]

Man I've been drinking since the Samoans had the New Year.

:drunk

I had to look that up.

[Pub Lover]

There's nothing to drink in this house besides gnarly wine

and people

worst new years everrr

Did you drink the gnarly wine and people?

[Pub Lover]

Happy birthday Shrub

I drank the last of the whiskey in an attempt to kill whatever evil upper respiratory infection has been incubating and plotting to ruin my week. It was pretty good but now I have nothing.

Does Whiskey Medicine ever work? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Happy new years fuckers.

Happy fuck you, Dimmy. :)

[Pub Lover]

HAPPY NEW YEAR SHRUB, I MISS YOU.

Clearly not so much as to ever talk to her. :eek

[Pub Lover]

baby's first speeding ticket

over a decade of driving too fast and not getting caught. finally over. dang.

You criminal, you.

What animal is your prison tattoo going to be?

[Pub Lover]

I have the flu. Like the actual, report-to-the-health-department, this-is-what-the-government-warned-you-about, doctor-shoves-swabs-up-your-nose-and-shakes-his-head-sadly, influenza A.

That is some serious sounding flu. :eek

[Pub Lover]

It sucks.
How much does it suck?

[Pub Lover]

It sucks mightily.

That is sucky. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I think I can feel the individual nerve cells in my teeth writhing in agony.

No wonder you're on the Whiskey.

[Pub Lover]

I'm allergic to the preservative in flu shots and couldn't get one, so I guess I lost this particular round of russian roulette. If you're not allergic to eggs or thimerosal, get your fucking flu shot. Chances of becoming a walking phlegm-bucket go down to about 10%.

Also having a non-compromised immune system helps.

[Pub Lover]

i havent gotten a flu shot in 10+ years :/

You have an immune system that works. :D

[Pub Lover]

They're not for everyone, but if it helps you, do it.

If everyone did have them could we all stop getting the flu?

[Pub Lover]

We took sophia for pictures toward the end of the day. She wouldn't smile for the camera so instead of the camera guy making bird noises or other stupid sounds he just started yelling at her. He was also asian so it came out like

"hey.....HEY! Little girl. HEY! You look now!"

My gf was like "alright tadao thats not working."

Tadao is intimately known to all the girlfriends.

[Pub Lover]

I bet if I pulled out my tiny wiener she would laugh.

Well, she'd need you to pull it out for her to speak.

[Pub Lover]

Can you wrap it in one of those blankets too?

Do they they make them small enough? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Is this the page brak?

[Tadao]

OH NO YOU DON'T!

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

hahahahahhahaa

[Pub Lover]

bugger!

[Pub Lover]

Everytime you post I have to post more. :eek

[Tadao]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I can't find the missed brak thing.

[Pub Lover]

So here is T with homo problems.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2007/tadao.jpg

[Tadao]

I think in response to Pub's replies I'll try to get today's pic of my and my love.

[Pub Lover]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

Yay for Dylan snipples.

[Tadao]

lol i forgot my password to picthingy

[Pub Lover]

Shit nigga he can tie it in a knot, he can tie it in a bow.

You should see his balloon animal show. Sans balloons, of course.

[Pub Lover]

so i got this shirt for christmas to wear aspajamas and it says YOU GOT SERVED which is kinda totally random

but today my friend asked me to serve his divorce papers for him

maybe there isa god

The god of shitty clothes and circumstances. Sounds about right.

[Tadao]

hahaha I found it I'm so predictable :(

[Pub Lover]

I really wanted that Stay Puft Marshmallow Man pajama thing as a christmas/chanukah gift and didn't get it :(

I was sort of disappointed. Now I've got to find and buy it mydamnself.

Edit: This (http://www.spencersonline.com/product/ub-gb-stay-puft-fthd-md/). I'mma ordering it.

Did this arrive yet? :eek

[Tadao]

hhaha it is the pics for my normal life :(

[Pub Lover]

Make sure to wear it backwards so that she can read it as you walk away.

The best suggestion.

[Pub Lover]

hahahahaaha

You and me, pal.

[Pub Lover]

totes backwards and you gotta throw your arms up and point to it with both thumbz. then give hher the finger. Owned.!!!

I see. :blah

[Pub Lover]

went to a reptile expo. bought another 8 juvenile tarantulas. this is one of them.
http://klimp.dk/glown/gbb.jpg

Quite the collection. :eek

[Pub Lover]

how many do you have in total?

More than eight.

[Pub Lover]

8+

:highfive

[Pub Lover]

http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Pulsating_Seizure_Pink_Floyd_Illusion.jpg

:hypno

[Pub Lover]

I listened to Bowie's "Low" for the first time, and as someone who never really got into Bowie I started to enjoy it more than I expected to. But then why does Brian Eno have to ruin it with his ambient bullshit in the album's second half >:

Just like Talking Heads' Remain in Light. Eno sucks :(

nWOo6LAMHOM

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak