I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[LordSappington]

Yeah, most people assume I'm either gay, a major weed dealer, a sociopath, or some combination thereof. It's cool; it just gives me an easy way to filter out jerks.

[kahljorn]

id go with sick whiny internet gay dude. i dunno how anybody could get major drug dealer/sociopath out of you

[Tadao]

Yeah, most people assume I'm either gay, a major weed dealer, a sociopath, or some combination thereof. It's cool; it just gives me an easy way to filter out jerks.

4Ns3BWYwWAM

[Fathom Zero]

http://i.imgur.com/nhv7z.jpg

[Tadao]

A thousand :D's

[Dimnos]

id go with sick whiny internet gay dude. i dunno how anybody could get major drug dealer/sociopath out of you

Im guessing he lives in the bible belt.

[k0k0]

I went and played 4 hours of pool today. I hate being old. My legs and back ache and all I was doing was pushing a pool stick into balls.

[Zhukov]

I said the same thing to myself today after work; I was feeling sore for the first time in ages. Plus, I was supposed to meet up with some friends, but decided to sit at home and read whilst drinking tea instead.

[Aaarg]

I went and played 4 hours of pool today. I hate being old. My legs and back ache and all I was doing was pushing a pool stick into balls.

it would make more sense if your balls ached

:zing

[Lone Wanderer]

Attending my first NERF WAR next month, desperately need to update my arsenal.

[Tadao]

ESU, knock it off.

[MarioRPG]

Attending my first NERF WAR next month, desperately need to update my arsenal.

requesting death toll

[Esuohlim]

ESU, knock it off.

YOU RANG

[Tadao]

Do you want to go to my NERF WAR?

[Fathom Zero]

dude get the glow in the dark darts

that way you can have

night wars

[Tadao]

NIGHT NERF WARS! :eek

[LordSappington]

I GOT THESE GLOW DARTS SO I CAN'T LOSE THEM

[Ex Leper]

If anyone here has a Spotify account I will be adding 10 halloweenish songs to this playlist everyday till Halloween. Feel free to offer suggestions. http://open.spotify.com/user/1237096971/playlist/2X4d4WENfuP49jhWvlOZwX

[Tadao]

I was watching Return of the Jedi and noticed that on Endor, everyone has some pretty cool camouflage going on. Even Han has a jungle camo duster.

THEN HERE COMES A SHINY BRONZE ROBOT

[Fathom Zero]

My mawashi-geri is getting better.

[Tadao]

HEY FZ do you like the Pretender?

_KcqvjSX9R4

[Tadao]

She is so beautiful. I'd have a hard time choosing between my wife, Kim Deal and her.

[Kitsa]

drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs

[Tadao]

Kitsa, which version do you like better?

eGp47YwDZ48
7F5TZ7z7tJs

[Tadao]

Here was my most recent love mix tape to my wife.

The Cars - Let's Go
Bow Wow Wow - Do You Wanna Hold Me
INXS - Don't Change
The Cars - Just What I Needed
Cake - Love You Madly
New Order - Temptation
The Rolling Stones - Little T & A
Adrian Belew - Everything
Eno/Cale - Spinning Away
Ween - Stay Forever
Grateful Dead - If I Had A World To Give

[Tadao]

Hey FZ do you like the Eno/Cale album?

-INeMspNSQ0

[Kitsa]

Pixies, I guess. The Jesus and Mary Chain one was more 80s-synth-produced. Beginning almost sounded like some Love and Rockets shit.

[Tadao]

There was no wrong answer, but somehow you managed to come up with one. I bet your the one who set fire to the L&R's studio :eek

[Kitsa]

Okay.

Well, I'm not wild about either version, but then I'm not the kind of person who would have said that I managed to come up with an un-come-uppable wrong answer, either. I thought you stayed further away from hipster territory than that.

[Tadao]

Oh shit no you didn't.

Hey Kitsa. Do you have any Japanese in you?

[Kitsa]

Oho full circle

[Tadao]

YEA7fQhJy84

[Kitsa]

And to think I was your favorite new poster once

Bet you wish you could take that one back

[Fathom Zero]

Tadao, I got out of class and was treated to this thread full of my favorite things.

Which I shall elaborate on in a bit.

[Tadao]

I wish I could take a lot of things back :lol

[Fathom Zero]

THAT WHICH LIVES ON FOREVER

Pretenders am good. My mums gave me a bunch of their albums on cassette. Word.

I've got no special love for The Jesus and Mary Chain or The Pixies, but The Pixies' version is... harder, I guess. So there's that.

I'm ambivalent about Bow Wow Wow, but everything else is classy, dood.

The Eno/Cale album is one of meh faves - some good shit there, especially Spinning Away. Cordoba is also tops, to me.

If someone dislikes Chicago, they're an asshole.

[Kitsa]

Now watch him slob your knob for basically saying the same thing I did

[Fathom Zero]

I'll also see those and raise you these:

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And that totally wasn't the same thing! :O

[Kitsa]

I also liked the Pixies version because it was harder. Studio recordings come off as pussified to me, even if JMC did come first.

[Fathom Zero]

I'd have to agree with that statement, then. :|

[Kitsa]

And I still think that Tom Verlaine could've been kahl's secret dad.

[Esuohlim]

HEy guys

farnk zapa

well bye

[Fathom Zero]

cptn bfhrt

[Esuohlim]

IS IT COOL TO LIKE ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN? :(

[Esuohlim]

no it isn't

That was supposed to be an easy one you guys

[Tadao]

Man fuck all yall jesus haters

[Fathom Zero]

sorry, buttface

[Kitsa]

Where the fuck is pubbles, anyway, I've been double posting left and right and he hasn't been hauling any topics in here to quibble over, he needs to step up his shit

[Tadao]

So I'll be 42 this year. Reminded me of Douglas Adams.


Dead.

[Tadao]

Oh and doomsday is coming.

I'm might be the 2nd coming of either Jesus or Satan's child.

[Aaarg]

somebody has licensed bob marley's image and is using it to sell bottled teas in grocery stores

fuck the world

[Kitsa]

I just watched that new documentary on him the other day. It seemed like it went on and on and on.

[Colonel Flagg]

So I'll be 42 this year. Reminded me of Douglas Adams.


Dead.

Thanks a lot, Tad. I was 42 once - 10 years ago.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm half as old as Tadao.

SCARY, YEH

Which by transitive property makes Colonel Flagg 500x as old as me. Math and stuff.

[Tadao]

Math and stuff.
:lol

[Colonel Flagg]

Colonel Flagg [is] 500x as old as me.

Reminds me of the time you came to visit me, FZ:

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/6/6/1244318186717/Henry-Allingham-celebrate-001.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Aaarg]

wow fz you thinned out over the years

[Zomboid]

"As you probably already know by now, we always pride ourselves on going crazier over this holiday than any other site ever has..."

I take issue with that. I'm pretty sure X-Entertainment has been doing two months of Halloween for just as long--if not longer. Speaking of which: HOW PUMPED ARE YOU GUYS FOR HALLOWEEN/THANKSGIVING SEASON?

[Tadao]

meh I'm more pumped about the Mayan doomsday

[Fathom Zero]

Well my world used to be sunny,
and jokes used to be funny,
But now you're gone and everything's turned around

[Fathom Zero]

So I found a realistic Halloween mask in the store today.

http://i.imgur.com/9pLY6.png

[Esuohlim]

"...A Day of General Thanksgiving to Almighty God for the bountiful harvest with which Canada has been blessed – to be observed on the 2nd Monday in October." -Canadian parliament, 1957

Isn't that adorable

[Kitsa]

A fitting time for someone to have made off with all of the Quebecois' syrup

[Zomboid]

FUCK YEAH CANADA

[LordSappington]

I went out to some woods tonight for a quick smoke session, and sat down in a thickly wooded part of a small game trail. I sat down, started taking a few puffs, and generally relaxed.
At some point, I started getting little itches on my arms and legs, but didn't really notice. Eventually, I shined my flashlight at my arm, and a bunch of daddy long leg spiders had climbed from a tree onto me.
I hate those little fuckers. They creep me right the hell out.

[kahljorn]

how can you hate daddy long legs everybody knows they are our friends

[Kitsa]

Imagine if it had been ticks

[Tadao]

or fleas and you got the black plague like that little girl in Colorado.

[Kitsa]

I had a swarm of yellow sac spider hatchlings go up my arms once when I was gardening. Fuckers are venomous and mean biters. I went crazy batting them off my arms, ran inside, put my clothes in the washer, dumped in soap and bleach, taped the washer lid with duct tape, and spent the next week scraping spider carcasses out of the inside of my washer. If I hadn't been wearing one of my favorite outfits, I would have thrown my clothes away.

[Aaarg]

daddy long legs aren't spiders KNOW YOUR ARACHNIDS

yesterday i think i offended somebody at work because she was talking to me about something and suddenly there was a spider and clearly i was not paying attention to her, but watching the spider and making it crawl onto my arm. in my defense, it was a tiny jumping spider and jumping spiders are adoooorable.

[Fathom Zero]

AWWWW I DID ZOOLOGY WORK ON THEM. WITH THIS GUY: http://thomasshahan.com/

GffDikiMUfM

THEY ARE SO ADORABLE.

[Tadao]

You should have made it jump on her titties so you can pat them down to help remove the spider :wank

[Aaarg]

dude yeah salticids are so cute and so fun because they'll interact with you because they have great vision

also tadao you forget where i live and the type of people i live near

i do my best not to touch any of these inbred fuxxx

[Tadao]

I imagine you live in a daily episode of Art Mann Presents

[Aaarg]

i don't know what that is but if it involves fat middle-aged women with feathered blonde hair it sounds about right

[Tadao]

they are aslo drunk and hicks

[Kitsa]

I imagine a bunch of women who look like Patty the Daytime Hooker.

[Ex Leper]

I don't know if this has been posted before but it's the creepiest video i've ever seen 2A_h2AjJaMw

[Zomboid]

Really?

[Kitsa]

That's a lot like that guy hiking that rope-on-a-cliff thing in Spain

[Kitsa]

Went to the city that hosted my gallery show, walked around, went to a pizza place that used to put "fun mushrooms" on pizzas if you asked for them but doesn't anymore, went to a bookstore and bought some Ambrose Bierce short stories, came home depressed.

[Tadao]

Did you try to be happy?

[Kitsa]

Yep

[Tadao]

Was it the lack of mushrooms?

[Kitsa]

Possibly.

I don't think that they do mushrooms for anyone anymore, I think that died out 20 years ago. For the general public, anyway. There are all these rumors where you can get pizza with "special herbs" and "fun mushrooms" and all that, but I think it's just basil and regular mushrooms. I've never gotten anything off their pizzas. Maybe they do something for Dave Chappelle when he stops in, I don't know. I never saw him around, although I think his wife (?) might have come to my show.

Some website says you can tell your server to meet you out back by the dumpster for "shrooms" but I think they're full of shit.

[Shrubfest]

Next up in hilarious miscommunication potential: Spastic is just a funny word in America, rather that being vastly offensive as it is in the UK!

That's got to have had even better results than 'fag' and 'fanny'.

[Fathom Zero]

P_Qh2Bx6TIM

4 realz

[Tadao]

HEY PUB! I just found out that googling Emma Watson will most likely get you computer aids. :(

The news said that she is the most dangerous celebrity to google. :eek

[Aaarg]

idiot you can't get aids from googling

unless you have an open cut in your mouth, that is

[Tadao]

Hahahahahahaha

:highfive

[Kitsa]

god I remember some Mexican woman named Aida going apeshit because someone typoed her name as Sida in the system at the hospital where I worked :havedarkvareexplainit

[Tadao]

y2CVUM9vvL4

[Tadao]

Have I told you guys lately how much I hate you?

[Aaarg]

sida sings the blues

[Tadao]

^^^carrot

[Aaarg]

baby carrots are my dog's favorite treatz.

[Tadao]

Hahaha same here. Mine likes hers dipped in Hummus.

[Tadao]

I'll be really sad when Charo dies.


:(

[Tadao]

I'm sure I mentioned it, but my wife bought me tickets to see Bow Wow Wow for my birthday. I'm the greatest of all time!

l7BwRL2yhGQ

[Tadao]

With what's going on in South L.A. right now.

ez-wHxEUh0s

[Tadao]

False alarm. The youth are still complacent. They only surrounded the cops because the bank robber was throwing money out the window.

[Tadao]

THE YOUTH
THE YOUTH ARE GETTING COMPLACENT!

:(

[Tadao]

I just submitted this to Tosh.


Hey Homo,
How many chicks does it take to lick a pussy?
quzjuyomY9Y
Trick question homo.

[Tadao]

:(

[Ex Leper]

I AM AN UPSTAGING NIGG3R

[Tadao]

QUIT UPSTAGING ME NIGG3R

[Aaarg]

fuck it

[Pub Lover]

[09:35] Tadao: I take it all is well
[10:37] Pubbles: If the plan is to do the bare minimum to continue my subhuman yet inexplicably also middle class lifestyle then yes. All well for you?
[10:39] *** The following message could not be delivered to all recipients: If the plan is to do the bare minimum to continue my subhuman yet inexplicably also middle class lifestyle then yes. All well for you?

[Tadao]

All is not well then

[Tadao]

I'm sure I mentioned it, but my wife bought me tickets to see Bow Wow Wow for my birthday. I'm the greatest of all time!

l7BwRL2yhGQ

Did mention that the GoGos and the Motels are gonna play too?

Too bad about the Phsy Furs. I'll be drunk by then though :highfive

http://www.hollywoodbowl.com/tickets/totally-80s-hollywood-bowl/2012-09-29

[Tadao]

I don't think it could be any more perfect end to 42 than an 80's girl band festival.

[Pub Lover]

Where the fuck is pubbles, anyway, I've been double posting left and right and he hasn't been hauling any topics in here to quibble over, he needs to step up his shit
I got sent those dick pics I asked for so I've been busy with that.
HEY PUB! I just found out that googling Emma Watson will most likely get you computer aids. :(

The news said that she is the most dangerous celebrity to google. :eek
Now I am stuck in the quandary of not knowing who that is but too fearful to google it.
All is not well then

Pretty much.

why isn't this thread extremely racist yet

[Pub Lover]

Too busy thinking about ELX's dick to remember I wanted to say I like the Jesus and Mary Chain.

[Tadao]

Too busy thinking about ELX's dick to remember I wanted to say I like the Jesus and Mary Chain.

ALL IS WELL THEN YOU TRICKSTER

[Fathom Zero]

THE TASTE OF BLOOD IS SWEET

I'LL LAY THIS CARCASS AT YOUR FEET

[Fathom Zero]

I sent a guy to the floor today with kata guruma. This is the happiest I've been in a while.

[Aaarg]

I'll send you to the floor with kama sutra. That will be the happiest you'll be for a while.

[Fathom Zero]

dick suplex

[Tadao]

Is the thread title dedicated to Shrub?

[Tadao]

I opened the L.A. weekly while waiting for my chili cheese fries and noticed that JFA is playing. I instantly felt bad, but then the chili cheese fries were presented and I decided not to give a fuck.

[Kitsa]

Sick as fuck with a high fever :( I'm out of Sunny dvr reruns, what now

[k0k0]

I hope you feel better kitsa.

[Kitsa]

thanks, my plan is to eat tylenol and watch netflix and I'll die or get better or something

kids are germ bombs, I haven't been this sick all the time since I worked in the ER

[Fathom Zero]

eat some urrnges

[dextire]

thanks, my plan is to eat tylenol and watch netflix and I'll die or get better or something

kids are germ bombs, I haven't been this sick all the time since I worked in the ER
That sucks. I was sick for a solid 2 months back a couple of years ago.
Now I take Vitamin D every day and so far haven't been sick since.

"The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!", "V.R. Troopers", and "Big Bad Beetleborgs" are all on Netflix.
These shows are awesome when you're sick. Watch them and get better. :)

[Kitsa]

Wishing me well proves you have all become soft soft pansylike people

you should be making with the indifference and/or derision

anyhow, thanks, I am slightly less miserable today and managed to eat a Mothman Pancake with blueberry eyes

[Dimnos]

I was looking for some sort of "Sorry you feel like a pussy." pic. :posh

[k0k0]

I was just being nice so that I could get in your pants. What size pants do you wear by the way?

[Fathom Zero]

1-800-GODHOUSE

[Kitsa]

let's not worry about my pants

[Aaarg]

i'm worried about you not making enough mothman pancakes to share

[Kitsa]

My mom made mothman pancakes yesterday since I was out of commission and they looked remarkably like your avatar, with blueberry eyes:

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/momsmothmanpancake.jpg

I planned to make the more standard version when I felt less like crap.

[Aaarg]

delicious i will eat them all

sometimes i think i should make pancakes for dinner because my mornings consist of "OOOAAAAUUUGHHHH I DON'T WANT TO GET OUT OF BED" and then suddenly i'm in my car driving away

[Otto]

I can imagine them letting out some kind of screeching sound as you bite into them :O

[Kitsa]

If they could figure out a way to do that, that would be aces. Like how potatoes shriek in the microwave.

[Aaarg]

once i made blueberry pancakes and ate one of them too soon because i'm a big fat idiot who apparently doesn't know that the blueberries retain the heat longer. ouchums.


we have a bunch of spiders so we have to feed them. the other night we put a too-big cricket in with a flower crab spider. we decided to put off removing the cricket until the next day, and put a moth in there too.

the next day the cricket was standing in the middle of the jar, and off to the side was a wet pile of spider parts... with a moth on top.

so that cricket became food for a much bigger, much faster, and much more voracious dolomedes.

[Kitsa]

well, at least the spider parts were wet, they like their food wet

[Aaarg]

wait, who likes their food wet? not that it matters, since all three parties involved are dead now.

also i just so happened to pick up one of the vials in which we keep spiderlings just as one of them was having its first molt. ADORABLE.

[kahljorn]

your post made me think that the moth killed the spider ;/

[Kitsa]

IT ALL COMES BACK TO THE MOTH

NOW YOU UNDERSTAND

[Esuohlim]

1-800-GODHOUSE

Esuohdog

[k0k0]

I'm going to the midnight release of borderlands 2. I want to play it that bad. Never been to a midnight release from gamestop before.

[Aaarg]

oh no mothman in a jar at least he's fucking dead

[dextire]

I'm going to the midnight release of borderlands 2. I want to play it that bad. Never been to a midnight release from gamestop before.
I've done it before. The one I went to was super fast.
They had employees mark everyone's receipt in line to separate the fully-payed people from those who just put $5.00 or whatever down.
Then they let two people in at a time, one fully payed, one just reserved.

[k0k0]

It was surprisingly not bad. You paid in full before 12 and were given a number based on the time you paid. Then they made a line based on groups of people's numbers. 1's then 2's, then 3's. It went up to about 15. I was 5, so got mine relatively fast. Now I'm waiting for the game to install to my hard drive. The nerd factor at that place was large. I watched 2 guys argue about halo for 15 minutes. Then they both shook hands at the end and it was super gay.

[Kitsa]

Living right beside this, I pass by it many times and can tell you it's just a giant cone right now- I guess they're trucking the pieces into place for a bigger, less flammable golden cow.

Big Butter Jesus Returns (http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dll/gallery?Avis=AB&Dato=20120917&Kategori=NEWS06&Lopenr=917003&Ref=PH)

[Fathom Zero]

NOOOOOOOOO

IT'S BACK

[Tadao]

My wife bought us year memberships to the L.A. Zoo and we spent an awesome day yesterday there. There were a lot of baby animals being cuddled by their families and the serve beer as well.

I've had many presents but this one is my favorite. :babyanimals

[Kitsa]

You should visit the columbus zoo someday- you can watch Amish drink beer as they observe baby animals.

You still looking like the Ebola Syndrome guy?

[Tadao]

I'm gonna take my lady to the San Francisco Zoo, but you're right on both things. We need to go to the Columbus Zoo and I do still look like the Ebola Syndrome guy.

[Kitsa]

I pet the cownose rays at the Cbus zoo's new stingray bay. Some still had unclipped stingers, which I couldn't make sense of. Therefore, when I pet one and it flipped suddenly, I jumped. Turns out it was just enjoying itself.

[Fathom Zero]

they like being rubbed

[Fathom Zero]

You can only post one video after I post one video and vice versa...

No text is allowed after this post.

You're killing me, Smalls.

[Pub Lover]

And Flash Gordon. Amazing movie for the 80s.

You must eat my dick when I die.

The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 2 characters.

[Aaarg]

how do you miserable fucks deal with the constant nagging hatred for all the people that surround you in your daily life??????????i'm having trouble and i don't think my solution is a good one - burn it all down.

[Fathom Zero]

I ignore them and the fact that my future is in a decaying orbit around a planet made of solid failure and misery. I don't even need drugs to make believe this much.

[Tadao]

You must eat my dick when I die.The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 2 characters.
and vice versa ;)

[Esuohlim]

how do you miserable fucks deal with the constant nagging hatred for all the people that surround you in your daily life??????????i'm having trouble and i don't think my solution is a good one - burn it all down.

I ignore them and the fact that my future is in a decaying orbit around a planet made of solid failure and misery. I don't even need drugs to make believe this much.

Cheer up you two there's no misery on International Talk Like a Faggot Day

[Lone Wanderer]

Trying to get mildly drunk for the first time in my life to talk my way out of mowing the lawn! :lol

[Pub Lover]

http://i.imgur.com/l0xL8.jpg

how do you miserable fucks deal with the constant nagging hatred for all the people that surround you in your daily life?
Never leave the house.

[Aaarg]

what about when you're forced to !!!!!!!!!!

also here are two of our spiders:
http://klimp.dk/glown/wolfyzb.jpg
http://klimp.dk/glown/wolfyza.jpg
rabidosa rabida and some species of hogna. both types of wolf spiders. both pretty.

[Kitsa]

Rabid wolf spiders are cool but scary as shit- they'll run right at you, hence the name. I used to live in a place that had a big rabid wolf problem every fall, responsible for many near-heart attacks.

[Aaarg]

ahaha, cuuuuute! there's a bunch in our yard, and a few weeks/months ago we caught a couple males. maybe she mated with one/both of them before she ate them, but we'll see. hopefully. wolf spiders with babies are cuuuuuuuuuuuute.

[Kitsa]

I've got one with many, many babies on board behind a shelving unit in my garage. She periodically darts out to scare the crap out of me.

[Aaarg]

so cute covered in spiderlings.

also cute covered in spiderlings: whip spiders.
http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/1x9118915/tailless_whip_scorpion_amblypygi_adult_with_young_ 511357.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh vinegaroooooooons

http://imageshack.us/a/img515/7957/220pxthescream.jpg

[Aaarg]

nope, it's something different but often confused i guess. vinegaroons have tailz

[Fathom Zero]

whip scorpion, whip spider

they're all arachnids, dude

come on

[Aaarg]

well yeah but you and a capybara are both mammals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:| get out of here you fucking capybara bitch

[Kitsa]

Amusing google street view images (http://9-eyes.com/)

[Tadao]

Stupid space shuttle

[Tadao]

hahah makes me rememebr the time we were layin in the middle of devonshire at 2am talking aboot how absurd it was that we were laying in the middle of devonshire at 2am all fkd in the head jhahahahahaha:lsd

[Tadao]

SA has and LSD emoticon and we don't? No wonder we have ******s posting here.

http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-lsd.gif

[Kitsa]

You're posting here.

[kahljorn]

didn't something awful have a furry community posting on its message boards?

[Aaarg]

somethingawful IS a furry community

[Kitsa]

I enjoy Goldmine sometimes. I think I have some ancient acct there (10y+, easily) but never used it.

[Aaarg]

I never got an SA account because :tenbux:
http://klimp.dk/glown/aspersa.jpg

[Aaarg]

Hogna aspersa eating a cricket btw

[MarioRPG]

Do you own that or is it just a random picture? Either way spiders are creepy so I am mad at you.

[Aaarg]

yeah that's one of our spiders. they aren't creepy, they're awesome!

[Fathom Zero]

spiders are so cool

[k0k0]

I'm in the halloween mood.

Co6d3h-NpS8

[Pub Lover]

Which THE THING?

..

[Tadao]

I KNOW RIGHT?!?!?!

[Tadao]

I had a Pros and Cons moment a few years ago.

I had the craziest dream within a dream with realities intertwined.

When I actually woke up to this reality I had to reach out to touch my love to make sure it was all still real.

:(

[Kitsa]

Take it to the dream thread chumpo

[Fathom Zero]

floating down

through the clouds

memories come rushing up to meet me now

but in the space between the heavens

and the corner of some foreign field

I had a dream

[Tadao]

Take it to the dream thread chumpo

Then I would have to detail my dream and that would be bad.

[Fathom Zero]

i hear you good with them soft lips

yeah you know word of mouf

[Fathom Zero]

http://i.imgur.com/5VDqG.png

[Pub Lover]

Breaking Bad - I hold them high up as a model of how TV should be, and they fell hard in my opinion. Good things can't last forever I guess.

Eat a butt. Breaking Bad is as good as ever in my opinion.

What makes a good tv series? Interesting characters that have an interesting story to tell. Right? Am I wrong on this and stand alone?

Breaking Bad used up the main character stories and back plots rather quickly. Thanks god they had a few other really interesting people with stories than spanned their whole lifetimes. Oh wait, they just killed them. I guess we get to hear more about Jessie's crazy drug life and Mr. Whites OH SO INSANE MARRIED LIFE.

Fuck you bitches

we laugh, we cry, we cut our hair and grow a beard and hide in the shower and bruise ourselves
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9hn4rlwIt1qmj060o1_500.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I was never a fan of HFCS but I object to the method.

I HATE the people that talk about this like it's fucking poison. [...] This and MSG exemplify people's fear of acronyms and irrational attitudes due to people telling them they're bad for us. MSG especially.

There's a person in my life that hates MSG because it "gives her headaches" and thinks it's in Starbucks coffee. HFCS, same thing with certain people. I'm really bummed out by it sometimes, because it's a very quick way to reveal to me exactly how stupid someone is.

A new respiratory illness similar to the SARS virus that spread globally in 2003 and killed hundreds of people has been identified in a man who is being treated in Britain.

The 49-year-old man, who was transferred to a London hospital by air ambulance from Qatar, is the second person confirmed with the coronavirus.

The first case was a patient in Saudi Arabia who has since died.

I'm just fucking tired of people complaining.

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[Fathom Zero]

WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, SEX CRIMINAL?

[Pub Lover]

With opinions like arseholes; this thread is me posting goatse over and over.

[Pub Lover]

But with my own bumhole badly photoshopped over your own.

[Pub Lover]

Look at it.

[Pub Lover]

Look at deep between my spread cheeks.

[Fathom Zero]

buttsssssssssss


like buttsssssssss

[Pub Lover]

: pagebrak

[Fathom Zero]

butttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttsss ssssssssssssss

show me da butt, pubbs

[Nick]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Which THE THING?

the one from the 70s DUH

Amazing movie for the 80s.
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[Pub Lover]

butttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttsss ssssssssssssss

show me da butt, pubbs

There is a butts emoticon. :eek

[Pub Lover]

My contribution to this thread could be fully summed up by the butt emoticon.

[Fathom Zero]

buttttttttttttttttt

[Tadao]

http://www.thedailycute.com/pandabutt.jpg

[Pub Lover]

HOW DO YOU DECIDE THE WINNER OF THIS

Rules: You must eat my dick when I die.

Do you know what forum you are posting on?

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[Pub Lover]

Butts.

[Fathom Zero]

buttato

[Aaarg]

buttsylvania

[Fathom Zero]

I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those butts)

[Aaarg]

I-Buttery Chat (Lube up those buts)

[Dimnos]

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GD it! Did the music thread become relevant again. >:

[Dimnos]

And where the fuck is Babs?

[Tadao]

Probably crying in the bathroom because if his girl catches him she'll beat the fuck out of him.

[Tadao]

again

[Kitsa]

I have a friend, right, and for the past few years he's been doing the hobo thing. He's with a group of hoboes and they all have Facebook on their cellphones, so they all upload pictures of themselves squatting in the woods over boiling soup cans and stuff. It's very surreal. I guess I never thought about hoboes having internet. I don't think he's like a poser hobo, either. I think he really sleeps in culverts and stuff.

[k0k0]

I think I may have told this story, but I let a a couple drifters stay at my house for a month because I wanted to bang the lady one. During the day they would go out and beg for change and at night they would come home. They hopped trains and did the whole panhandling thing to get to Austin. They decided this town wasn't for them after they got tired of me and my roommate. We took them to a train yard and dropped them off. I never got to get in the girl hobo's pants. It's sad that a homeless chick who I gave a place to stay wouldn't hop on it. She was hot though.

And they both used the library to get on the net, but she also had a cell phone for emergencies.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

And where the fuck is Babs?

AT HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY. WHERE ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE. INSTEAD OF THIS BUTTS PARTY.

[Esuohlim]

haooy birthday bavs, i just fucking sneezed all over my screen so it's a terrible day, sorry

[Pub Lover]

...I don't think it's necessary to have a scene where "super villans" rape a girl in thier costumes next to her dead dad. I may be wrong about that but I suppose only time can tell. Any opinions?

NEVER ASK THAT QUESTION!

-- Kosh Naranek
...

[Pub Lover]

AT HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY. WHERE ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE. INSTEAD OF THIS BUTTS PARTY.

No more butts for you. You're cut off, Mister.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

I heard House at the End of the Street is basically The Grudge, and fuck that shit, it's already been Americanized once. Twice? Three times.
AH AH AAAAH! :lightning

[Pub Lover]

...I like Tina. She's pretty. I even plan to draw her on a set of blank trading cards to give out...

You could draw her on a bunch of cards and then draw dicks on the others.

I actually think you should draw only dicks and force people to take them in a very serious manner as if there very life depended on it.

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[Pub Lover]

Butt, dick, and rape jokes but it is the Babylon 5 reference that makes me feel bad. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I wrote an article about Babylon 5, guys. Care to read? http://www.esuohlim.com/reviews/0034-babylon5.html

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Colonel Flagg]

:pagebrak

100 comments per page, up from 25.

Butt, dick, and rape jokes but it is the Babylon 5 reference that makes me feel bad. :eek

It makes me feel bad too, but most likely for a different reason. :o

[Pub Lover]

Haunted by all those Narns you had killed?http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2012/flagg.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Lololololololoolollololololololllolololololollolol olololollloolllollllololololollo

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

No more butts for you. You're cut off, Mister.

Whose butts do I need to fuck around here to get some cake.

[Fathom Zero]

Buttkake

[Colonel Flagg]

Haunted by all those Narns you had killed?

Can't see the picture (damned firewall), but if it is what I think it is, he has much better hair than I do.

EDIT: Thanks for that, by the way. ;)

[k0k0]

Today I saw a topless chick in a thong standing on the sidwalk, painting a picture on a canvas. She was hot as fuck. Sometimes I love Austin.

[Tadao]

yeah but you think hobo bitches are hot.

[Esuohlim]

I wrote an article about Babylon 5, guys. Care to read? http://www.esuohlim.com/reviews/0034-babylon5.html

ANDROMEDA, NERD

[Esuohlim]

http://i.imgur.com/MYmRS.png

[Esuohlim]

That shit was not even Internet 1.0 compliant :(

[Zomboid]

:lol

[LordSappington]

I just got CPR certified. It was fun! I'll break your fucking ribs!

[Kitsa]

I think you're statistically more likely to cause a cartilage separation or send the xyphoid process somewhere it shouldn't go

[LordSappington]

Yeah, I'm really glad my teacher went over the process three or four different times to make sure we all had our technique correct. It was a really great class, I'm glad I took it, and now I just have to get my vaccinations and I can start my EMT course next semester!

[Tadao]

People with head traumas can't be EMT's!

[k0k0]

I saw willie... on the something awful brony article.

[Shrubfest]

Today was my second anniversary.
We celebrated by staying in our pyjamas all day until going out to eat at a Jamie Oliver restaurant and mocking the merchandise.

[Aaarg]

hooray for staying in.

our first six tarantulas arrived today. they're all juvenile and hopefully not all male. one of them is a goliath birdeater. i hope that one is a female and survives for 20 years and gets a foot long.