I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Fathom Zero]

Mark von Chesterblade.

I drew a pirate once by the name of Captain Big Beard.

Dick Baker is a manly name, too.

[executioneer]

thor wolfjager

[Homowner]

Seung-hui Cho

[MarioRPG]

Yeah man, you could go triple platinum.

[Fathom Zero]

When is Pub getting back from his sabbatical?

[MetalMilitia]

I looked for Jixby Phillips on Youtube and I found a video of Public Pub Lover:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awIuLspkUCg

He's singing a haunting ballad about Jixby's dead cat.

[HickMan]

Hey guys what's goin on?

[Supafly345]

Controversial political humor is what's going on.
http://www.aljazeera.net/mritems/images/2007/5/9/1_691363_1_34.jpg

[MarioRPG]

Guys, I'm going to be on CBC news tonight! I'm wearing a blue shirt and sunglasses (because I am that cool).

[Esuohlim]

I looked for Jixby Phillips on Youtube and I found a video of Public Pub Lover:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awIuLspkUCg

He's singing a haunting ballad about Jixby's dead cat.

I miss that crazy shut-in :x

[kahljorn]

what were you on the news for dude?

[MattJack]

Man I'm so tired yall, they been working me like a dog. I worked 72 hours last week alone. I get off work in 2 hours, I'm so very tired.

[FartinMowler]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m301/CCpics2006/jesuslol.gif

[Womti]

Matthew Johnson (MattJack :rolleyes)

[Goat Cheese]

Well played fartin

[bigtimecow]

sup fags

[Womti]

Im no fag :x

[Womti]

plastic jello is delicious?

[Womti]

nothing :x

[Sethomas]

Paul wasn't at the Last Supper. LET THE FUN END... NOW.

[Supafly345]

I remeber Rip McVanderhuge from somewhere.
MST3K, duh. Dirk Hardpec, Stunt Chunkman, Gristle McThornbody. Its all good.

I like the name River Phoenix. So rad.
Powers Booth is another good one.

[MisSFiT]

Is this where all the cool people hang out?

[RaNkeri]

Honey, I'm home! :x

And holy shit, I'm pretty much ready to start summer vacation!
Matriculation exams: done
Prep school lessons: done
1st entry exam: done (although I got my ass kicked, oh well gotta try next year)

Only two entry exams left :x

Has anything mindblowin' happened while I've been gone?

[kahljorn]

I farted and everyone who was posting on the message board could smell it :O :O

that was really strange!

[MattJack]

I just woke up and I had a dream that Willie and I were hanging out playing video games.

We were playing Marvel vs. Capcom and he was whipping ass with Venom. Then he saw my two dogs, which are boxers, and we had a discussion about how they are cool dogs.

Then we talked about video game music and I played the Punch Out theme for him. He said he didn't know what Punch Out was, what a nightmare I had last night :(

[Fathom Zero]

I think I've run out of internet.

[MarioRPG]

I bought a Wii!

[Seven Force]

Paul wasn't at the Last Supper. LET THE FUN END... NOW.

um, paul reiser is an unfunny jew OF COURSE he wasn't invited :rolleyes

[Chojin]

hi guys

[Seven Force]

hi guys

Hi chojin

[kahljorn]

hey dude!

[Sethomas]

Jesus is the answer!

[Seven Force]

Yeah right, like im gonna trust a rape victim :rolleyes

[arg_zombies]

Chuck norris :<

[Esuohlim]

Leslie Nielsen

[Sacks]

I saw a guy in the phonebook one time named Jack Sixkiller. Probably the most manly name ever.

[arg_zombies]

Leslie Nielsen


Steve Martin

[RaNkeri]

What the fuck does this thread have to do with mock wars?

[arg_zombies]

Thank you for your consideration in posting this directly in the Mock Wars, so that I'm already in the most appropriate place to call you an asswipe, asswipe. :lol

That has already been answered :lol

[FartinMowler]

In my never ending (might end soon) quest to find a band that will accept a balding freak of nature 40 year old male that looks early 30s with a hat and cool t-shirt I recieved this e-mail.

The GTA Pagan Network serves many functions for Pagans, and, is a valuable Networking resource for All Pagans WorldWide!
Asatruists,Witches,Wiccans,Kemetists,Celtic Pagans, Thelemites, Druids, Shamans, Ritual Occultists and Hedonistic Neuronauts are most welcome! This group allows for the sharing of ideas, concepts, rituals and resources. We welcome and ENCOURAGE International membership and the greater insights it provides.
Egyptian Magick, Wicca, Chaos Magick, and Tantra are just some of the topics of interest. Whatever your Pagan path, your contribution and participation in this group is welcome. Buddhists, Zenists, Hindus and people of any faith or beleif or lack thereof, are welcome to join and participate, as we can all learn from eachother by sharing ideas, beliefs and experiences.

There is one guiding principle here, and that is to treat others with respect. This group has proven to be a friendly, sharing and special place for many, and My wish from the inception of this group was to create a special place where Pagans can feel free to share their thoughts and feelings without fear of comdemnation or ridicule.
"We are all on this Path together,
and Together,
we can become more successfull on our Paths"
Blessed Be!

[executioneer]

ewwwww

[Jixby Phillips]

Thanks for keeping my name in the title for so long willie!

You are a real pal!

[MarioRPG]

Palz 4 life

[Guitar Woman]

Hey guys :(

[Guitar Woman]

Hey, what's this faggot doing back!

[Fathom Zero]

On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

[Guitar Woman]

What?

.

[Fathom Zero]

You took the words right out of my mouth.

[executioneer]

did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight

[Guitar Woman]

No, but I did get institutionalized at a treatment center in north Idaho where I met and most likely lost forever the girl who could have been the love of my life. :(

Romantic sorrows aside, how long was my avatar the picture of the horses fucking? :<

[executioneer]

ever since OH FUCK SWAMP MONSTER
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/swampmonster.gif

[Guitar Woman]

Oh also are lenor and Goat Cheese still hanging around :x

[MattJack]

SHHHHHHHH don't speak that name! I was hoping she would just vanish if people stopped talking to her!!!!!!!!!

[Guitar Woman]

Man I sure wish someone who doesn't hate me would log on and inquire about my lost love, beause I need to talk about her to help let out my EMOTIONAL PAIN

Seriously guys I'm like dying here

[MattJack]

Emotional pain?

If it is about a woman, nobody knows more about women than me, duhhhhhhh. Especially when it comes to them dealing emotional pain.

[MattJack]

Ok maybe I'm full of shit and I don't know a damn thing about how women work.

[kahljorn]

i know they have solar powered vaginas so the problem with this woman might've been that her vagina hadn't received any sunlight so she was running on low that makes them a little stuttery...

Fartinmowler, anybody who calls themselves a pagan is a complete moron.

[kahljorn]

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[MattJack]

you gotta watch out for those solar powered trifle'n bitches man, srsly

[Guitar Woman]

The only real problem here is that when I left the treatment center I never got ahold of any contact info from her and wasn't able to give her mine, so most likely the only way I'll ever see her again is through some freakish twist of fate or something. This sort of reminds me of Charlie Brown and the red-haired chick he meets at summer camp, except we met in a behavioral health institute. :(

[Esuohlim]

No, but I did get institutionalized at a treatment center in north Idaho where I met and most likely lost forever the girl who could have been the love of my life. :(

More like "The Mock Wars Tournament was scary and I had to hide for three months" haha but seriously dude you can get much better sex than treatment center sex ok, buck up

[BlueOatmeal]

Fuck guys. All these women were really rude at Starbucks. They were all like "WHERES MY FRAPPUCCINO??!?!" Women suck.

[MattJack]

I h8 women 2

[Fathom Zero]

They should learn their fucking place.

[MattJack]

>: yea the kitchen

[Sam]

fuckin broads

[Sam]

FUCKING BROADS

[Sam]

THIS WEEKEND I'M GONNA TRY TO GET SOME POONANI

[MattJack]

they need to go to the store and get some ActRite

[Sam]

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNAAAAANNNNNIIIIIIIIII

[Sam]

I got dem blue balls like a muthafucka'

[Sam]

I know Mattjack knows what i'm talking about

he knows

[Sam]

DON'T PRETEND LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW MATTJACK

[MattJack]

that's the easy part. The hard part is getting them to stop calling you>:

an they always wanna talk about their day and their feelings.

an they always ask if you listenin an if you wanna go out sometime again.


THEY JUST WANT ANOTHER FREE MEAL AND ANOTHER HOT CUP OF DILK

[MattJack]

>: I BEAT BLUE BALLS UP

[MattJack]

GET OUTTA HERE BLUE BALLS

:BEAT BEAT BEAT

[Sam]

POOOONANNNIII

[Sam]

THE TRICK IS WHAT I TELL THEM TO GO GET CUZ I WILL PIMP DEZE BROADS

AND I SAY "BITCH, GO GET TRICKIN"

[Sam]

One time ya'll i had blue balls so bad I couldn't fucking walk.

And i took a piss and it felt like a midget was just wailing on my junk the whole time.

It was a nightmare.

[Sam]

MattJack you are an alright dude.

[MattJack]

:x MY EX G/F JUST CALLED ME

[Sam]

Wtf is up with ex g/fs and callin

[MattJack]

THEY LOVE GAMES

[Seven Force]

Ex-Men

[noob3]

chicks are all over my cyclops

[BlueOatmeal]

Man you guys kick ass. We should totally hit up the bars.

[MetalMilitia]

The London Olympics logo is probably the worst logo I've ever seen in my whole life:

http://estb.msn.com/i/BF/20CE85A54756A3E48CC2ACF16F9C4.jpg

It cost something completely retarded like £400,000 to develop (which is about 500 million US dollars or infinity Canadian dollars).

The BBC website allowed people to submit their own versions which led to this being displayed:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/14/Bbc-goatse-olympics.jpg/745px-Bbc-goatse-olympics.jpg

Would've been better with a wedding ring :x

[kahljorn]

damn dude i could be a millionaire right now because I and any idiot could design that piece of shit logo.

[executioneer]

http://x13d.doritos.com/index.html?mid=21734143 DROITOS, KISS MY ASS

[Fathom Zero]

There's a reason they're kept in a black bag.

[Jeff The Ninja]

HEY GUYS.
Im turning 19 soon.

As soon as that happens, im gonna buy some 10 year olds beer :D

[MattJack]

God I <3 you so much Morgan Webb, so.. so much.

[Fathom Zero]

You should hit that.

[MattJack]

http://media.teamxbox.com/dailyposts/morgan_webb_2.jpg


Oh, I <3 you too MattJack. We should be together, rlly.

[MarioRPG]

Hay guys! Quick reply is quick now!

[gimmidamonii]

is morgan webb free tonite in canada

p.s. does tommy talarico still appear on television?

[MattJack]

Morgan Webb only loves Americans, great Americans.

[gimmidamonii]

i wrote a whole topic about u mattjack, talkin about how u seem to be a really good dude, good ideas, good brainz, good ideas, etc

somebody deleted it, or worse (this is for real), i've been spending too much time at this forum and dreamt that i posted a thread bout u. newayz, hax is so last hour, wat i really want to offer ppl now is my pants, r u free

And just to clear it up, no that's not my default voice, I'm in fact quite a genius. People have called me the John Locke of our generation; Hemingway with a touch of Sartre.

not, nebody crack vista yet

[kahljorn]

Hemmingway, John Locke, and sartre -- a book that writes itself off a cliff

[executioneer]

seriously guys whose lame character is this

[Fathom Zero]

That's what I was about to ask.

COME OUT OR I WILL FIND YOU.

[MattJack]

Who the fuck is you?

[MarioRPG]

I grow weary of you and your nonsense. :( Entertain me.

[kahljorn]

what's up with kellychaos showing up to post one sentence and then disappearing again :O

[FartinMowler]

I think this Friday I'm going to write another Fartin Mystery...:) Kelly might be in it :\

[noob3]

can i be in it

[noob3]

just kidding i'm not gay

[Seven Force]

Too late

[Fathom Zero]

Urban Dead is much more fun when you log in and find that you've been dead for 28 weeks.

[MockMeAmadeus]

I-Mockery Chat Room (DON'T FORGET TO VOTE 4 JIXBY)

[MockMeAmadeus]

At least Jixby is much more fun!

[MockMeAmadeus]

I will never forget the battleships. That was Aaaaawesome!

[Rongi]

Is it worse to grab someone's dick and karate-chop it?

OR

Is it worse to hug someone while the both of you are naked?

[MattJack]

I think it would be worse if you grabbed someone and karate-chopped them with a dick.

[executioneer]

it is def. worse to karate chop a d*ck after grabbing it

and does the naked hugging have to be front to front or can it be liek front to side cause that might be better

[kahljorn]

so what if you were fighting some huge naked buff guy and he was kicking your ass and no matter where you punched him it wouldn't hurt him and he had a huge erection: would it be ok to karate chop their dick if you thought it would take them down?

[MattJack]

so what if you were fighting some huge naked buff guy and he was kicking your ass and no matter where you punched him it wouldn't hurt him and he had a huge erection: would it be ok to karate chop their dick if you thought it would take them down?
:lol

Normally when fighting giant buff men with huge erections, I opt for the dick suplex. It's like a regular suplex, but you grab them by the dick instead of the shoulders/arms.

[MattJack]

A Dickplex, if you will.

[Fathom Zero]

I was just locked out of my house for about an hour.

In the fucking rain.


The Dickplex is a very demoralizing move, but nude hugging hurts more in the long run.

[kahljorn]

I dunno i think naked hugging sounds homosexual ESPECIALLY if it's between two men who are fighting to the death! :O

plus then you'd have to get naked in the middle of a fight and that's kind of hard/inconvenient.

[Fathom Zero]

That sounds a lot like a question I pose often.

HOW HARD WOULD IT BE TO FIGHT SOMEBODY WHILE ONE (OR BOTH!) OF YOU ARE NAKED?

[MattJack]

I dunno i think naked hugging sounds homosexual ESPECIALLY if it's between two men who are fighting to the death! :O

plus then you'd have to get naked in the middle of a fight and that's kind of hard/inconvenient.

What if the object of the fight was to beat the pants off your enemy?

That sounds a lot like a question I pose often.

HOW HARD WOULD IT BE TO FIGHT SOMEBODY WHILE ONE (OR BOTH!) OF YOU ARE NAKED?

I don't know, I think I would be smiling. I think if men have to fight naked, they have to grease up completely in motor oil.

Speaking of that, I always wanted to get naked and apply tons of the thickest grease I could find all over me. Then I would run as fast as I could just to slide across a Wal-Mart or something. During peak shopping hours.

[kahljorn]

"What if the object of the fight was to beat the pants off your enemy?"

I think that lends credibility to my theory of homosexuality ;o

[Rongi]

and does the naked hugging have to be front to front or can it be liek front to side cause that might be better

Front to front.

[kahljorn]

more like: DICK TO DICK or if one of you is taller DICK TO BELLY BUTTON

it doesn't get much gayer than crossing dicks!

[Esuohlim]

I fucked the shit out of Michelle Trachtenberg in a dream last night

[Esuohlim]

Rongi never specified if the naked hugging wasn't with a girl so OH SHIT LOOPHOLE I'd pick that

[Esuohlim]

Oh snap guys Judge Mathis is on :picklehat

[kahljorn]

yea i had considered that but then i figured he wouldn't have asked if naked hugging was bad if it was with a girl ;o

[MockMeAmadeus]

you do not KNOW judge mathis.

[MockMeAmadeus]

Like many TV judge shows, only the bailiff (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bailiff), besides the judge, is a recurring character. The first bailiff on the series, Brendan Anthony Moran, died on December 28 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/December_28), 2002 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002), after an apparent suicide (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide). due to too much frontal hugging of someone of the same sex. Since then, Judge Mathis has had two bailiffs. The current bailiff is Doyle Devereux (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Doyle_Devereux&action=edit). Prior to the Judge Mathis show he starred as a tuxedo salesman in the 1991 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1991)John Candy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Candy) movie Only the Lonely (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Only_the_Lonely). Bailiff Doyle often acts as a comic relief for the show, interjecting lighthearted observations about the litigants or their cases, whether it includes frontal hugging or not. Among the recurring humorous motifs, both Doyle and Mathis frequently insinuate that Doyle enjoys smoking marijuana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marijuana) and has an eye for pretty men. The bailiff also oversees the parties after the judgment in the studio court room hallway, where litigants respond on camera to Judge Mathis' ruling.

In the course of adjudicating, litigants often yell at each other, sometimes for extended periods of time; however, Judge Mathis will only tolerate frontal hugging but will dismiss cases if litigants demean or use profane (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Profane) language directed towards himself or the party before him. Nevertheless, compared to Judge Judy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judge_Judy) and many other legal shows, Mathis tolerates informal hugging; in fact, some petitioners blurt out statements in the heat of the moment that contradict their own hugging (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sworn_testimony) or otherwise undermine their cases while Judge Mathis listens with bemusement.

Judge Mathis also often entertains longwinded, mean-spirited personal hugging by one litigant on the other (even when such hugging bears no relevance to the case), but then allows the defamed party equal time to respond in kind. Aspiring singers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singer) and rappers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapper) who appear on the show may even be granted a moment to hug their opponents from the lectern (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lectern).

Due to the popularity of the show and its long run on television, parties before the judge often profess personal fondness for hugging. He tolerates the hugging gracefully, but will not let that affect his decisions. God Save the Judge!

[Rongi]

yea i had considered that but then i figured he wouldn't have asked if naked hugging was bad if it was with a girl ;o

exactly

[Rongi]

i think grabbing someone's penis and karate-chopping it is worse

crossing swords isnt gay at all, you weirdos

[kahljorn]

yea guys pirates and navy officers used to cross swords all the time, along with lots of other lonely men.

[kahljorn]

anyway from what I remember
=====) (===== often made with fingers is the internationally accepted elementary-middle school sign of GAY.

[MattJack]

It's Fridayyyyyyyyyy niggghhhtttttttt.

[Esuohlim]

All there is in the breakroom at work is stacks of World magazines. This means I have nothing to do during my breaks other than skim over creepy Christian propoganda :(

[executioneer]

that sounds like a job for mustache ;(

[kahljorn]

HOO HE HOO HAHA TING TANG WALA WALA BING BANG, HOO HE HOO HAHA TING TANG WALA WALA BING BANG.

that might be my new signature!

[kahljorn]

how do you guys like my new signature?

[Guitar Woman]

It's okay.

[MattJack]

GUYS I GOT MY DANCE ON ALL NIGHT

[MattJack]

AND IT WAS GOOD

[Fathom Zero]

Party on, Wayne

[kahljorn]

whatever guitarwoman this is the best signature that has ever been on this message board.

[MockMeAmadeus]

sorry, second best. the best one is:

[kahljorn]

fucking hippy with their "Open Spaces" coalition !

[Seven Force]

mines the best sorry guys

[kahljorn]

whatever you adament supporter of racism and grissly haired fanboys.

at least mine is still awesome, maybe i was BOASTING a little.

[executioneer]

guys i would just like to say that i would seriously consider chopping my d*ck off if it meant i would get to play fallout 3 tomorrow

[kahljorn]

You shouldn't say things like that that's how the devil gets you don't you know?

[executioneer]

i said i'd CONSIDER it

i'd probably turn it down, but with some serious regrets :(

[kahljorn]

God bless you, then.

i know what you mean though i can't wait to play it ;o

[Fathom Zero]

Where's the party?

[MarioRPG]

Round the corner.

[Schweppies]

I carry my diamonds in a smooth, velvety sack.

[executioneer]

how is this relevant

[MattJack]

>: >: >: >: >: >:

I-MOCKERY DOESNT HAVE AN EMOTICON THAT REFLECTS HOW FRUSTRATED/ANGRY I AM

>: >: >: >: >: >:

[Guitar Woman]

I BEG TO DIFFER
:explode

[Guitar Woman]

See, he's so angry he EXPLODED. If that doesn't say HORRIBLE ALL-CONSUMING RAGE then I don't know what does!

[FartinMowler]

Esuohlim or Milhouse and Max Burbank who alway's has a picture of Milhouse Nixon :\ Mystery solved :lol

[RaNkeri]

After 4 years of active asking, begging and whining, I finally got myself a summer job. Yay :O

[Fathom Zero]

Al Jourgensen

[MarioRPG]

They hire the mentally handicapped in Finland?

[RaNkeri]

I was fucking shocked about that too, but what shocked me even more was that I was actually able to get a job, when considering that it's already 18th June, and where I live :x

[MarioRPG]

That's what we love about you RaNkeri, you got a lotta heart.

[FartinMowler]

Here is the job Rankeri will be doing this summer


http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZMKCLyhBBwI

[Fathom Zero]

I make eight bucks an hour.

[RaNkeri]

I earn 6€ per hour, which is roughly 8.04$

[Perndog]

Doesn't eight bucks in Finland buy, like, a cup of coffee? Everything in Scandinavia is way too expensive because they hoard all their trees and fjords and stuff and show off their fancy-schmancy robust economies. >:

[Esuohlim]

Dollar signs come before numbers, Rankeri. This is strike two >:

[RaNkeri]

Perndog: Eight bucks is more like a normal prize of a movie ticket. With eight bucks I also could buy myself 6½ liters coca cola light

Esuohlim: Was there ever a strike one? :x

[Fathom Zero]

You Europeans and your drugs. :lol

[Fathom Zero]

BE AGGRESSIVE

B-E AGGRESSIVE

B-E A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E

[HickMan]

Hey...WHO DO I HAVE TO FIGHT TO GET SOME RESPECT AROUND HERE?

[Supafly345]

Marilyn Manson
Alice Cooper

[MattJack]

DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO

WHICH ONE OF THESE DOES NOT BELONG?

[HickMan]

Who are you? I DON'T LIKE YOU

[Fathom Zero]

Those aren't manly at all!

[MarioRPG]

HICKMAN!

[GADZOOKS]

is your brother still a nerd, hickman?

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim or Milhouse and Max Burbank who alway's has a picture of Milhouse Nixon :\ Mystery solved :lol

Good job you figured out one of my characters now see if you can guess the rest :eek

[MattJack]

Matthew Johnson (MattJack :rolleyes)

Johnson? I wish my last name was a slang term for penis, life would be so much sweeter.

My name doesn't make me manly, my mustache does, faggot.

Anyways the manliest name I can think of is Freddie Fastfingers.

[executioneer]

dick armey

[Fathom Zero]

Mike Hammer.

[executioneer]

rock hudson lol

[GADZOOKS]

Chuck norris :<

ugh, you really are 12

[Rongi]

Teddy Roosevelt

The most manly president EVER

[Esuohlim]

Hell yes I have some Monk DVDs and a fridge full of ginger ale. Friday night here I come :picklehat

[Sacks]

Billy Dee Williams

[Fathom Zero]

My kidneys hurt. :(

[Esuohlim]

Just give it a few days you'll feel better after you piss out a bunch of rocks :x

[ArrowX]

Lee Van Cleef

Granite Jaw Rohlston

[executioneer]

"iron balls" mcginty

[Guitar Woman]

Microwaved Grape: you guys overthink this shit
screechingbadger@gmail.com: no, we just think
Microwaved Grape: I mean, with a movie like Blade Runner or 2001 it's ok to get really into it
Microwaved Grape: but stuff like Dune is just there for fun
Microwaved Grape: and fun it is
screechingbadger@gmail.com: getting really into it is what makes art fun
xmy x Downfallx: you have one really weird definition of "fun" then
screechingbadger@gmail.com: if there's no substance there, like in something like dune
screechingbadger@gmail.com: then you can't get really into it and there is, as iggy pop would say, no fun
xmy x Downfallx has left the room.
Microwaved Grape: So you're saying movies like Gymkata or Gay******s from Outer Space aren't fun because there's no substance?
screechingbadger@gmail.com: i've never heard of those
Microwaved Grape: sigh
aggroreggae: those are some weird movies that you watch
screechingbadger@gmail.com: but i'm pretty sure the second would piss me off
screechingbadger@gmail.com: have you ever seen jesus christ vampire hunter?
screechingbadger@gmail.com: ridiculously over the top indie flick
screechingbadger@gmail.com: indie horror*
Microwaved Grape: no, but the title alone makes me want to see it
screechingbadger@gmail.com: well it's exactly what you'd think it is
screechingbadger@gmail.com: and there is a level on which it's cool just aside from the mindless fun
aggroreggae: this movie sounds like a load of rubbish: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/
screechingbadger@gmail.com: partially just because there's absolutely no budget at all
screechingbadger@gmail.com: yeah that sounds horrid
Microwaved Grape: it's loading slow, is it Gymkata
screechingbadger@gmail.com: no the other one
aggroreggae: sounds to me like it was made by 12yr olds
screechingbadger@gmail.com: those sorts of jokes don't make me laugh at all
screechingbadger@gmail.com: they might have when i was thirteen
screechingbadger@gmail.com: but that was ten years ago
Microwaved Grape: you guys don't even have any taste in BAD movies
Microwaved Grape: jesus
screechingbadger@gmail.com: homophobia and racism just aren't funny
screechingbadger@gmail.com: and, you're the one who likes dune

[executioneer]

how exactly does dune not have any substance are they talking about the 2000s version or something

[executioneer]

not to mention "homophobia and racism just aren't funny" well la de da aren't WE high minded :rolleyes

[MarioRPG]

Deus Ex is fun!

[MockMeAmadeus]

Clee Taurus

[Noodles]

Indeed

[Noodles]

I got guitar Hero II ITS AWSOME!!!! :rock :rock

[Guitar Woman]

guys how come every internet community that isn't I-Mockery sucks like fucking hell

seriously

[Cfr5]

Henry Rollins.

[Esuohlim]

hey man f u

t(' 't)

[GADZOOKS]

http://fxhome.com/alamdv2/plugins/rawfiles/1291/thumbnail

[Fathom Zero]

Gadzooks hates America.

And Freedom.

And Hawaiian Punch.

Commie bastard.

[Fathom Zero]

Nevermind about any of that.

[MockMeAmadeus]

Kate Bush

[MockMeAmadeus]

Margaret Thatcher

[FartinMowler]

Some Canadian wrestler guy killed his wife and kid and then hung himself with his wieght machine :lol

[Jeff The Ninja]

And he did it two days before my birthday.

In other news, its my birthday.

[FartinMowler]

Happy Birthday :\ and what will young master Jeff do on this wonderful day?

[Esuohlim]

He's going to come to America to NOT get wasted :eek

[Esuohlim]

Seriously we have the highest legal drinking age in the world I'm probably just going to run over a few mailboxes if even that, why don't they trust me >:

[GADZOOKS]

I wish prohibition was back.

[Sethomas]

Hey guys I saw Candlebox for my second time last night and they rawked. Some bitch scowled at me for some reason and minutes later was thrown out and mocked by the singer for being a bitch. It was great! I actually talked to lots of girls in and after the concert, I guess I can only acquire that magical ability when I already have a girlfriend.

[FartinMowler]

That must have been one heck of a scowl.

[Homowner]

Chris Benoit

[Jeff The Ninja]

I spent the last two hours at Montanas Steakhouse, eating all-you-can-eat barbecue ribs and drinking Pilsner (beer only available here). Its good to turn ninteen.

Now i can sell Beer to schoolchildren.

[MockMeAmadeus]

Its good to turn ninteen.

You think so, huh? huh? Wait till you turn tweny. Sex for nothing and your girls for free:rock

[MockMeAmadeus]

I bet his wife Nancy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Benoit), and seven year old son Daniel agrees. :rolleyes

[MockMeAmadeus]

After intense study and numerous revisiting, I will conclude with DURHURHURHUR (http://i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=5285). You must have BALLS to start a thread in ‘mock wars’ so soon.

[FartinMowler]

I think I seriously hurt something laughing at Ms Modulars post of her Youtube videos :\ I'm not drunk at the moment so someone should warn her before I suddenly lose my self control

[Fathom Zero]

Ann Coulter.

[Sethomas]

John Hancock

[executioneer]

guys do you remember hearing a few years back that they were theorizing it might be possible to make a vaccine that cures aging

when is that shit coming out already >:

[MockMeAmadeus]

Exactly 2 minutes after I die. I will keep you posted.:\

[executioneer]

*kills u*
*waits*

[MockMeAmadeus]

The worst 2 minutes of my life! If only I knew, damn, damn, damn....

Want to live longer? Toss back those cocktails

Alcohol in excess may extend life span, researchers find

http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/061212/061212_wine_hmed_330p.hmedium.jpg
Drinking a huge amount of alcohol reduces the risk of death from any cause by roughly 18 percent, researchers have found.

[GADZOOKS]

you are a creep, like perndog on steroids.

[noob3]

i am so drunk, and no matter how much gadzook's avatar looks like some queer JANEATTEX avatar, no matter how much

CHOJIn

and his FUCKING GIRLFRIEND

can REVIEW LUSH SOAP

will make me poast

abotu how MUCH

lush shampoo bar

DID FOR MY HAIR

fuck i-mockery, fuck u bitches and ur FAGGOT ways

ill go suck a cock ebfore i

POST AT I-MOCKERY ANY MORE

noob3 out

drunk posting

i would have spelt it drunk, as in FRUNK

to make it look like i was that drunk that i would tyhpo words

but i m not that drunk bitches

i just wankt mcdonalds

CHOJIN +++ PLUS A ON THE SOAP DUDE

[noob3]

also

fuck you dudes noob3 is the cooloest postest here for real double 4r pounder bitches

i dont care how many ppl i can msn qithout them replying from this board but you're all queer in my book because none of you useless fucking bastards will reply to any of my shit and chojin the lush reviwqinf bastard fucking hides me from hsi msn buddy list so fuck that shit

this whole board is a ghost town and i never know why i started posting in thsi first place if u have somethign to say

say it to

youknowyouknowit@hotmail.com

on msn

bitches

but fuck u fags

fuck u all

[noob3]

also send me money at

LOL JUST KIDDING

[MockMeAmadeus]

i am so drunk,

noob3 out

drunk posting

i would have spelt it drunk, as in FRUNK




So, you want to live FOREVER?:eek

[noob3]

who the fuck are you, i wouldn't reply usually ebcause i don't reply to FAGOTS

[MockMeAmadeus]

O, the irony of this will yet kill me. :lol

[MarioRPG]

Hay guys miss me?

[Sacks]

Nicky Louie

[Noodles]

Not really...

[HickMan]

haha mockmeamadeus is a funny name

[MockMeAmadeus]

Why? >:

:lol

[Misdemonar]

Jungle Fever Beaver

[Sacks]

Chuck Destruction

[MarioRPG]

Yes, it is cool name.

[Red Machine D]

YOU ARE HUGE

THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS

[MockMeAmadeus]

Viva, comrade Red Machine has joined the debate. I always held the opinion that Lenin was a faggot. Listen up, Red Machine, this is the f*cken USA network, ok>:

[MattJack]

my di*k hurtz

[MarioRPG]

Shut up, communism is a party.

[Sethomas]

My sister bought me a shirt from the Red Square that has a picture of Lenin imposed over the McDonald's Golden Arches, labeled "McLenin's". The back has a hammer and sickle and says "The Party is Over".

I like it, I just never wear tee shirts.

Oops this isn't the awesome stuff thread I guess.

[Red Machine D]

I'm assuming there's no IRC chat for this place?

No, I haven't searched yet. Too lazy.