I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

Oh no! I did! :x

[Pub Lover]

Or maybe my internet just sucks that much

Even so, google has one of the fastest load times of any site I use.

[Misdemonar]

I could read pub all day

[Pub Lover]

Though we've already learned that it takes me a long time to figure things out >:

Oh here we go. :rolleyes

[Misdemonar]

hey willie, did anyone every make fun of you as a kid and where like, "hey willie!" and you were like, "what?" and they were like, "I was talking to my penis,"

[Pub Lover]

My computer isn't usually that slow, but since my wireless has been acting funny it can take a long time for things to load

Or time out

During tests.

:rolleyes

Have you tried unplugging it & plugging it back in?

I had that twice this week. :(

[Pub Lover]

I could read pub all day

Careful what you wish for.

[Misdemonar]

did you feed your modem laxatives? :nerd

[Pub Lover]

hey willie, did anyone every make fun of you as a kid and where like, "hey willie!" and you were like, "what?" and they were like, "I was talking to my penis,"

I did that to him yesterday, so I think yeah.

[Pub Lover]

did you feed your modem laxatives? :nerd

As the lovely but demented Guitar Woman would say "What"

[Pub Lover]

Careful what you wish for.

I'd consider it torture.

[Misdemonar]

I did that to him yesterday, so I think yeah.


so you talk to your penis

[Pub Lover]

I could read pub all day

Torture, I say. :eek

[Asila]

Oh here we go. :rolleyes

Naw I got over it

[Pub Lover]

so you talk to your penis

Well, about it.

[Pub Lover]

Well, about it.

Not nearly as often as Seth though.

[Asila]

Have you tried unplugging it & plugging it back in?

I had that twice this week. :(

A restart helps but not always

[Pub Lover]

Naw I got over it

>:
And me I suppose? :(

[Misdemonar]

I wish I knew what seth talks about, but his crazy smart mumbo jumbo confuses me

[executioneer]

hey willie, did anyone every make fun of you as a kid and where like, "hey willie!" and you were like, "what?" and they were like, "I was talking to my penis,"

no they just made fun of me for having the same name as that whale movie >: and that was more of a high school thing

[Misdemonar]

hey aslia

[Pub Lover]

Not nearly as often as Seth though.

It's like he can't go five minutes without crowbarring it into the conversation.

[Asila]

>:
And me I suppose? :(

I know your emoticons lie

[Misdemonar]

no they just made fun of me for having the same name as that whale movie >: and that was more of a high school thing

really? wouldn't they turn and hiss from the awesomeness brewing in your eyes?

[Pub Lover]

And me I suppose? :(

All skipping down the street & singing with Chimney Sweeps. >:

[Asila]

hey aslia

Hey yes?

[executioneer]

i don't think kids who went to school with me realized that willie was slang for cock

if my name had been richard or pete, things might have been different

[Misdemonar]

It's like he can't go five minutes without crowbarring it into the conversation.

That gave me a hiliarious picture of seth using his penis as a crowbar

[Misdemonar]

Hey yes?
wannna be my sweetie pie

[Pub Lover]

A restart helps but not always
Somedays I have to restart in excess of ten times. Those days my neighbours learn all my swear words.

[executioneer]

really? wouldn't they turn and hiss from the awesomeness brewing in your eyes?

i think the horrendous acne probably distracted them from the whole eye region

[Asila]

I should go back and edit the page break

[Pub Lover]

Hey yes?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

[executioneer]

i think the horrendous acne probably distracted them from the whole eye region

that and i have/had problems with eye contact in social situations

[Asila]

i think the horrendous acne probably distracted them from the whole eye region

I thought I had that problem, but in retrospect (and pictures) it wasn't that bad

[Pub Lover]

I wish I knew what seth talks about, but his crazy smart mumbo jumbo confuses me

Seth isn't converting to Voodoo until 2017.

He has a timetable for his crazy shit.

[executioneer]

Hey yes?
what's cooler than bein' cool

[Asila]

wannna be my sweetie pie

I tried to make a cooking joke but it wasn't working out for me

[Asila]

what's cooler than bein' cool


ICE COLD

[Pub Lover]

no they just made fun of me for having the same name as that whale movie >: and that was more of a high school thing

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/i-mock/freewillie.jpg

You know in Peter Pan they have those happy thoughts that help them fly? That picture is one of mine.

[Pub Lover]

hey aslia

HAY HORSES :grandmothers

[Misdemonar]

asila, a/s/l

[executioneer]

ICE COLD

all right all right all right all right all right all right

[Pub Lover]

It's like he can't go five minutes without crowbarring it into the conversation.

That man has the shortest refraction period of anyone I know.

[Asila]

Yeah willie is heartwarming

[Pub Lover]

I know your emoticons lie

Emoticons don't lie, people do. :goldielookinchain

[Asila]

That man has the shortest refraction period of anyone I know.

It helps to explain where he's been

[Pub Lover]

really? wouldn't they turn and hiss from the awesomeness brewing in your eyes?

His beard was shorter then, he hadn't yet gained full awehood.

[Pub Lover]

Hey yes?

:domo

[executioneer]

I thought I had that problem, but in retrospect (and pictures) it wasn't that bad

if i had bought a high school yearbook i'd be able to show evidence

maybe i can borrow one from someone who actually didn't want to murder most of the people who went there

[Pub Lover]

i don't think kids who went to school with me realized that willie was slang for cock

if my name had been richard or pete, things might have been different
Pete? :confused

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

[executioneer]

peter or dick

[Misdemonar]

your peter bra

[executioneer]

or if my last name had been longwanger or something

[Pub Lover]

That gave me a hiliarious picture of seth using his penis as a crowbar

Oh and he does! :despair

[Pub Lover]

wannna be my sweetie pie

How many buckets of crazy can you carry?


Because Asila really needs help with hers. :x

[Pub Lover]

i think the horrendous acne probably distracted them from the whole eye region

At least it cleared up. :)

[Pub Lover]

I should go back and edit the page break

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

[executioneer]

the beardliness helps, i think :(

[Pub Lover]

that and i have/had problems with eye contact in social situations

What about in unsocial situations?

Like public bathrooms.

[Pub Lover]

Like public bathrooms.

Restrooms.

Damn America, learn to say :loo

[Misdemonar]

What about in unsocial situations?

Like public bathrooms.


everyone always stares at my penis there

[Pub Lover]

I thought I had that problem, but in retrospect (and pictures) it wasn't that bad

I had the opposite situation. :eek

[executioneer]

What about in unsocial situations?

Like public bathrooms.

that's why i always use the stall

[Pub Lover]

Seth isn't converting to Voodoo until 2017.

He has a timetable for his crazy shit.

He's that crazy. :eek

[Pub Lover]

what's cooler than bein' cool

You are, baby. :love

[Pub Lover]

I tried to make a cooking joke but it wasn't working out for me

Much like your attempts at cooking.

[Misdemonar]

ohhhh she got served

[Pub Lover]

ICE COLD

BEER

[Pub Lover]

You know in Peter Pan they have those happy thoughts that help them fly? That picture is one of mine.

And flying is a metaphor for not killing myself. ;)

[executioneer]

ohhhh she got served

yeah but if she got served wouldn't that imply her attempts at cookery had succeeded rather than failed

i'm confused

[Asila]

Oh shit guys my mom and her boyfriend just broke up :(

[Pub Lover]

asila, a/s/l

ass size lol?


:|

[executioneer]

And flying is a metaphor for not killing myself. ;)

man i didnt know lives were at stake :eek

[Asila]

asila, a/s/l

NO

Or ask Pub I'm sure he knows

[Pub Lover]

all right all right all right all right all right all right

Having a stammer is terrible. :(

[Pub Lover]

That man has the shortest refraction period of anyone I know.

Not counting AChimp, of couse.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah willie is heartwarming

& vice versa

[Pub Lover]

It helps to explain where he's been

It's nothing serious, he didn't update his facebook.

[executioneer]

Having a stammer is terrible. :(

it's a tic disorder lol

j/k

[Misdemonar]

i thought you loved me babeh

[Asila]

How many buckets of crazy can you carry?


Because Asila really needs help with hers. :x

I'm just going to start assuming things like that are your version of outpouring affection.

[Pub Lover]

if i had bought a high school yearbook i'd be able to show evidence

maybe i can borrow one from someone who actually didn't want to murder most of the people who went there

Dude, you're now on a homeland security watch list.

PLUS YOU'RE A MAILMAN, OH SHIT! :eek

[Asila]

i thought you loved me babeh

That's how I show it

[Misdemonar]

that's it, I'm dpressed now, I'm going to leave this thread forawhile and sleep

[Pub Lover]

peter or dick

Peter is a word for dick that never occurs to me.

Must be a cultural thing.

[Sethomas]

Philistine.

Hey, I noted in that post that I was skeptical.

Anhedonia: A condition indicated by a curiosity of what Pub Lover is writing on the internet while one is engaged in coitus with someone deemed to be physically attractive; may be coupled by the desire to yell "Cowabunga!" just to ameliorate the experience.

[executioneer]

Dude, you're now on a homeland security watch list.

PLUS YOU'RE A MAILMAN, OH SHIT! :eek

i was probably put on one when i texted someone i was leaving bombs at the post office (even though it was pretty obvious i was talking about taking a sh*t)

[Pub Lover]

your peter bra

:domo

[executioneer]

Hey, I noted in that post that I was skeptical.

Anhedonia: A condition indicated by a curiosity of what Pub Lover is writing on the internet while one is engaged in coitus with someone deemed to be physically attractive; may be coupled by the desire to yell "Cowabunga!" just to ameliorate the experience.


you know what's good for anhedonia, L-dopa supplements

you can get some herbal mucuna pruriens at a health food store or something, Solaray DopaBean brand or w/e, it's like 20% L-dopa

[Pub Lover]

or if my last name had been longwanger or something

Peter Longwanger neverstood a chance.

At least he found love with Virginia Bushgarden.

[Pub Lover]

the beardliness helps, i think :(

A good beard forgives a multitude of sins.

Not the sin of having a beard though. :(

[executioneer]

sinbeard the sailor lol

[Pub Lover]

everyone always stares at my penis there

Stare into their eyes while pissing, you're the Alpha Male.

[Pub Lover]

that's why i always use the stall

http://www.horsehavenfarm.com/images/facility/horseStalls5.jpg

[Pub Lover]

ohhhh she got served

Much like her attempts at cooking.

[Asila]

It makes me appreciate being female. Slightly.

[Pub Lover]

yeah but if she got served wouldn't that imply her attempts at cookery had succeeded rather than failed

i'm confused
Served but not eaten. :x

[executioneer]

man that is the cleanest stall i've ever seen

[Asila]

Much like her attempts at cooking.

OH SNAP

[Pub Lover]

Oh shit guys my mom and her boyfriend just broke up :(

Didn't you walk on them just a few hours ago?

[Pub Lover]

Didn't you walk on them just a few hours ago?

...walk in on...


:blah

[Asila]

Didn't you walk on them just a few hours ago?

YES, thus prompting the :(

[Sethomas]

The royal horse stables in Spain have chandeliers in them, I think!

[Pub Lover]

man i didnt know lives were at stake :eek

Yours & mine, buddy.

& sometimes Seth's.

I-Mockery Suicide Club

[Asila]

I feel like a bitch for complaining about it

[Chojin]

i'm JACKED IN, man

[Pub Lover]

I just saw seth's sig above something I just posted. I dare not scroll up. :chatter

[Pub Lover]

Or ask Pub I'm sure he knows

I sure do. :(

[Pub Lover]

it's a tic disorder lol

j/k

http://www.doomedculturegraphics.com/Pics/tick.jpg

[Asila]

Haha, I think you know my daughter's name too

[Asila]

:( :(

[Pub Lover]

i thought you loved me babeh

That's how people express love in the real world, Kid.

Or at least how I've decided to interpret it.

[Pub Lover]

I'm just going to start assuming things like that are your version of outpouring affection.

If you assume everyone actually means to be saying something nice, then you get to do what you want and act surprised when they leave you.

[Pub Lover]

That's how I show it

I told you, Missy. Issues.

[Esuohlim]

..

[Pub Lover]

I told you, Missy. Issues.

And by 'issues' I mean more buckets of crazy than you can count. :eek

That's nicer, right?

[Asila]

:rolleyes

[Asila]

It's so nice when we get along

[Pub Lover]

that's it, I'm dpressed now, I'm going to leave this thread forawhile and sleep

Like those two things are related.

If you get up in the morning, then you can shut up about being depressed. >:

[Asila]

We should holiday together

[Pub Lover]

Anhedonia: A condition indicated by a curiosity of what Pub Lover is writing on the internet while one is engaged in coitus with someone deemed to be physically attractive; may be coupled by the desire to yell "Cowabunga!" just to ameliorate the experience.


I love you. :)

[Pub Lover]

I love you. :)

Because I do hate saying 'Fond regard'. :(

[Pub Lover]

i was probably put on one when i texted someone i was leaving bombs at the post office (even though it was pretty obvious i was talking about taking a sh*t)

A friend of mine was interviewed by the FBI recently because she bought items that could be used in the creation of a bomb while wearing a Che Guevara Tee.

We then spent a couple of hours discussing easy ways to avoid being detected again, which I'm sure would amuse her case agent when he reviews the transcripts.

[Pub Lover]

you know what's good for anhedonia, L-dopa supplements

you can get some herbal mucuna pruriens at a health food store or something, Solaray DopaBean brand or w/e, it's like 20% L-dopa

I couldn't take those, for silly reasons. :(

[Esuohlim]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/5891/pixelcx0.png

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/doopa.jpg

[executioneer]

hahaha i'm surprised my friends didn't get put on one for buying steel pipe and gunpowder in the same day

[Pub Lover]

sinbeard the sailor lol

He would have trousers that would really need a wash. :x

[Asila]

hahaha i'm surprised my friends didn't get put on one for buying steel pipe and gunpowder in the same day

How often does that happen?

[Pub Lover]

It makes me appreciate being female. Slightly.

Misogyny is a fartin thing. :fine

[executioneer]

only when they're making pipe bombs

of course i don't think they've done it since the 9/11, but still

[Esuohlim]

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6749/pubpu3.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Misogyny is a fartin thing. :fine

Strike that & reverse it. :wonka

[Esuohlim]

Oh man that picture is of much worse quality than I remember

[Asila]

only when they're making pipe bombs

of course i don't think they've done it since the 9/11, but still

Well okay then

[Pub Lover]

man that is the cleanest stall i've ever seen

I KNOW! I was all "those must be some posh fucking horses." :eek

[executioneer]

He would have trousers that would really need a wash. :x

art imitating life :(

[Pub Lover]

I KNOW! I was all "those must be some posh fucking horses." :eek

Eww, beastial furries. :x

[Pub Lover]

OH SNAP

Sure is, cracker.

[Asila]

Oh man that picture is of much worse quality than I remember

I considered saving it just now but I'm afraid that starting something like that involves selling my soul

[executioneer]

Well okay then

they only used them to blow up old tvs in a rock quarry NO FOR TERRORSIM PURPOSE

[Pub Lover]

YES, thus prompting the :(

Oh. Broke up from their copulation.

Not broke up their relationship.

eww. :x

[Pub Lover]

The royal horse stables in Spain have chandeliers in them, I think!

Goddamn posh horses. >:

Living better than people. :(

[Asila]

Oh. Broke up from their copulation.

Not broke up their relationship.

eww. :x

No, broke up their relationship. Apparently it went from 'kissing' to 'my mother crying' in a couple of hours.

[Pub Lover]

I feel like a bitch for complaining about it

Complaining - Good

Joining in - :puke

[Pub Lover]

i'm JACKED IN, man

What about off? :wank

[Pub Lover]

Haha, I think you know my daughter's name too

Yeah, I'm so creepy. I pay attention when I get told stuff. :blah

It's the original research that does it, you telling me is normal people stuff.

[executioneer]

I couldn't take those, for silly reasons. :(

what are your silly reasons, please

[Pub Lover]

:( :(

:meat

[Esuohlim]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/5891/pixelcx0.png

[Pub Lover]

http://graphics.boston.com:80/resize/bonzai-fba/AP_Photo/2008/04/10/1207857390_3693/539w.jpg
Like Tipper Gore told you, America.

JUST SAY NO!

[Pub Lover]

..

:eek

The next one gets a domo. >:

[Pub Lover]

It's so nice when we get along

Nice. :jazz

[Pub Lover]

We should holiday together

My Holy Days are used to praise the Lord.

[Pub Lover]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/5891/pixelcx0.png

:domo

[Pub Lover]

I couldn't take those, for silly reasons. :(

All saying L-l-l-love doopa ( L-dopa) to the pharmacist. :(

[Sethomas]

Goddamn posh horses. >:

Living better than people. :(

Actually, I guess I was thinking of the Spanish Riding School, aptly located in Wien, Österreich.

[Emu]

Chojin, use this as your sig again:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/poppers3.gif

I have no idea why I saved that.

[Pub Lover]

hahaha i'm surprised my friends didn't get put on one for buying steel pipe and gunpowder in the same day

Maybe he did. Of course, your feds do need to be notified by the store clerk to act.

It's procedure.

[Pub Lover]

How often does that happen?

You'd be surprised. ;)

ROCKET ARMS! :rock

[executioneer]

All saying L-l-l-love doopa ( L-dopa) to the pharmacist. :(

hahah

i keep wanting to take a picture of the regal cinema sign that has some of the lights out so it says "RE CINEMA" but idk i dont want to be weird :(

[Pub Lover]

only when they're making pipe bombs

of course i don't think they've done it since the 9/11, but still

:lol

Wusses.

[executioneer]

Maybe he did. Of course, your feds do need to be notified by the store clerk to act.

It's procedure.

well they didn't buy them from the same store, so the clerks likely were none the wiser

[Asila]

hahah

i keep wanting to take a picture of the regal cinema sign that has some of the lights out so it says "RE CINEMA" but idk i dont want to be weird :(

GIVE IN

[Asila]

well they didn't buy them from the same store, so the clerks likely were none the wiser

But going around online and detailing it might clue them in

[executioneer]

:lol

Wusses.

one of them somehow has obtained a large quantity of potassium nitrate in recent years however

he made his own flash powder with it

[Pub Lover]

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6749/pubpu3.jpg

I sure am happy about my SHPs.

Or maybe it's pride in my Ra's al Ghul beard.

[executioneer]

But going around online and detailing it might clue them in

i think the statute of limitations on blowing up a tv is past by now though

if they'd really been used to injure people, yeah this would be a stupid thing to do

haha and so would us videotaping the whole thing

[Pub Lover]

Oh man that picture is of much worse quality than I remember

Way to kick a guy in the nads.


;)

[Pub Lover]

art imitating life :(

haha. ;)

:x

[executioneer]

I sure am happy about my SHPs.

Or maybe it's pride in my Ra's al Ghul beard.

you should start calling people "Detective" haha

[Pub Lover]

I considered saving it just now but I'm afraid that starting something like that involves selling my soul

I have my soul & it's doing ok. >:

[Asila]

Way to kick a guy in the nads.


;)

http://www.metrokitty.com/blog_files/fnf_fisher.png

[Pub Lover]

they only used them to blow up old tvs in a rock quarry NO FOR TERRORSIM PURPOSE

If I blow up a building as a jape, I'd have to be charged as a Japist, because I wasn't trying to instil terror in anyone. >:

[executioneer]

All saying L-l-l-love doopa ( L-dopa) to the pharmacist. :(

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/oompa2.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p54/bwyse03257/jape1_cov.jpg

[executioneer]

If I blow up a building as a jape, I'd have to be charged as a Japist, because I wasn't trying to instil terror in anyone. >:

well it all depends on how old the building is and if there was consent, you gotta be careful not to get charged with statuatory jape

[executioneer]

oh and don't blow up any statues just to be on the safe side

[Pub Lover]

No, broke up their relationship. Apparently it went from 'kissing' to 'my mother crying' in a couple of hours.

I manage that in seconds.

It's a pretty linear path in my case.

[Asila]

Just be careful that it doesn't change it's mind afterwards, that can get messy

Oh, excuse me while I piggy-back on your joke willie

[Pub Lover]

what are your silly reasons, please

One silly reason. :(

& it's creepy. :(

Or at least that is how it makes me feel. :(

[Pub Lover]

:domohttp://img211.imageshack.us/img211/5891/pixelcx0.png

:domo

[Pub Lover]

Like Tipper Gore told you, America.

JUST SAY NO!

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/img/review/011116/bernie_l.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Actually, I guess I was thinking of the Spanish Riding School, aptly located in Wien, Österreich.

Isn't that Germany?

Austria, close enough.

Not as close as the Nazis wanted. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Chojin, use this as your sig again:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/poppers3.gif

I have no idea why I saved that.

Purty colours. :)

[Asila]

It reminds me though, I need a new avatar

[Asila]

or sig or somethin'

[Pub Lover]

hahah

i keep wanting to take a picture of the regal cinema sign that has some of the lights out so it says "RE CINEMA" but idk i dont want to be weird :(

That is so far back in line of weird. It's cute.

Plus she might visit you to see it. No, wait... that won't encourage willie... damn

[Pub Lover]

well they didn't buy them from the same store, so the clerks likely were none the wiser

Exactly! my friend bought the items at the same store. She's not that stupid. She'd can blow people up & get away with it, I betcha.

[Pub Lover]

GIVE IN

He should.

BUT NOT THE GOING POSTAL PART, OK?

[Pub Lover]

But going around online and detailing it might clue them in

The agent assigned to I-Mockery hates this thread (& by extension, me) so we're safe.

[Pub Lover]

one of them somehow has obtained a large quantity of potassium nitrate in recent years however

he made his own flash powder with it

I find having farm employment on my resume allowes me to buy large quantities of that unchallenged. :x

[Pub Lover]

i think the statute of limitations on blowing up a tv is past by now though

if they'd really been used to injure people, yeah this would be a stupid thing to do

haha and so would us videotaping the whole thing

UPLOAD UPLOAD UPLOAD

[Pub Lover]

you should start calling people "Detective" haha

I think I need Ninja training (and being a god?) to get away with that.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.metrokitty.com/blog_files/fnf_fisher.png

That is what happens if you dress your children as anime characters against their will.

[Asila]

I think I need Ninja training (and being a god?) to get away with that.

Yeah but you've definitely got (had, I suppose) the facial hair and that's the most important thing

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/oompa2.jpg

Purty colours on that purty lady. :(

[Asila]

That is what happens if you dress your children as anime characters against their will.

I'm actually more concerned about the lady in the background, wtf

[Pub Lover]

well it all depends on how old the building is and if there was consent, you gotta be careful not to get charged with statuatory jape

:liquidstatik :x

[Pub Lover]

http://www.positivecurfew.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/walken_speaks.jpg

[Pub Lover]

oh and don't blow up any statues just to be on the safe side

Does America have more than one?

[Pub Lover]

Just be careful that it doesn't change it's mind afterwards, that can get messy

Oh, excuse me while I piggy-back on your joke willie

Piggybacking Willie? Hours of fun. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/img/review/011116/bernie_l.jpg

I do hope someone else here watched The Bernie Mac Show. :(

[Asila]

PASTIES AND A G-STRING

[Pub Lover]

It reminds me though, I need a new avatar

Chojin & MLE told you off last time you did that.

[Pub Lover]

or sig or somethin'

Ask one of the Art Shit people to make you one.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah but you've definitely got (had, I suppose) the facial hair and that's the most important thing

What about metal guantlets? :eek

Or being Liam Neilson?

[Pub Lover]

I'm actually more concerned about the lady in the background, wtf

That's the mom that dresses the little girl like that.

[Asila]

Neeson

[Pub Lover]

Piggybacking Willie? Hours of fun. :(

I always imagined meeting Willie in a park on a sunny day. Playing frisbee & eating a picnic.

Now I want there to be piggyback riding. :(

[Pub Lover]

PASTIES AND A G-STRING

I'm listening to Tom Waits too. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Neeson

I was going to google him to check, but I really want to go to bed. :(

[Asila]

I'm listening to Tom Waits too. :eek

WHOA :eek

[Pub Lover]

AND FINISHED! :D

[Pub Lover]

WHOA :eek

no way, i'm done

good night

[executioneer]

UPLOAD UPLOAD UPLOAD

it's kind of on a vhs tape that i'm not sure where it is at the moment

not that i haven't thought about it, since parts of it are hilarious due to a lot of very near injury (at one point we are firing off mortar shell fireworks directly at the camera and the camera holder does not realize until too late just how close they are aimed to him)

[executioneer]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/ticdisorder.jpg

[executioneer]

that took entirely too long to make, and i'm pretty sure it wasn't worth it

[Pub Lover]

it's kind of on a vhs tape that i'm not sure where it is at the moment
Yeah, that would make it tough. :(
not that i haven't thought about it, since parts of it are hilarious due to a lot of very near injury (at one point we are firing off mortar shell fireworks directly at the camera and the camera holder does not realize until too late just how close they are aimed to him)

You make it sound so fantastic I might even consider being in some awe of it. :eek

[Pub Lover]

no way, i'm done

good night

OK, it seems it was just low blood sugar, I've had something to eat now. [/blog]

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/ticdisorder.jpg

That is a recurring classic on sight.

[Pub Lover]

that took entirely too long to make, and i'm pretty sure it wasn't worth it

If I could pay you I would.

[Pub Lover]

If I could pay you I would.

In hugs even. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.puppiesandflowers.com/blogimages/july07/billyConelly.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I don't know why I was surprised that Jennifer's tits are more googled than Billy's penis. :(

[Pub Lover]

We're on the home stretch for #40,000

[Pub Lover]

The 2008 list is online for the world's largest and most bizarrely esoteric scavenger hunt in the universe. http://scavhunt1.uchicago.edu. www.johnwaynecanhascheezburgerpilgrim.com has already been taken by a rival team. I'm trying to figure out ways to help my team while out-of-state, since the dean said she'd have me arrested if I set foot on campus.

This email brought a tear to my eye:
176. Present an appropriate mom with a bumper sticker that says, "My Child is a Nobel Laureate." I think you know what font it needs to be in. [20 points]

Roger Myerson is only 57 years old, so there is a decent chance his mom is still alive. Has anyone taken a class with him or knows him? Does anyone know when his office hours are?

Thanks,
Ryan

Sitting in his basement, crashing his little trains. :tear

[Pub Lover]

I've posted more than 200 times today.

[Pub Lover]

That is pretty much grounds for a banning right there.

[executioneer]

post count

[Pub Lover]

No new person could, no vets can be bothered. The Pub Lover is an enigma. :eek

[Pub Lover]

post count

I'm about 50 short of overtaking Esuohlim. He used to be the top dog.

[Pub Lover]

The Pub Lover is an enigma. :eek

Enigma means 'Terrible Loser', right?

[Pub Lover]

I'm about 50 short of overtaking Esuohlim. He used to be the top dog.

MISTER S, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE! DELETE IT ALL!

[Pub Lover]

I'm still reading through the main site articles from while I was away, before the comment function, so I don't actually go into the Articles Forum much. Am I missing the great & interesting pondlife that doesn't reach us on the greater forum? Is there much I would quote & repost here?

[executioneer]

In hugs even. :(
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/huuuuugs.jpghttp://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/huuuuugs.jpg
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/huuuuugs.jpghttp://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/huuuuugs.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Replace one of those greats with a fine. :(

[Pub Lover]

WEAPON OF MASS HUGGING, MISTER M. ;)

[Pub Lover]

Maybe if I had pointed out how close to 40k we were when I noticed it then we'd be there already. :(

[Pub Lover]

A lot of guests are reading this thread right now. Damn Lurkers. :lurk

[Pub Lover]

What is the lurker emoticon then?

:lurker

[Pub Lover]

There it is! :)

[Pub Lover]

Post 40,000 would be one to be banned for, Right?

[Pub Lover]

Naked Pub Pic coming up? :eek

[executioneer]

i want 40k

[executioneer]

give it to meeeee

[executioneer]

mine

[executioneer]

http://www.ravenstone.karoo.net/bloodangels.jpg