I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[executioneer]

I'LL GIVE YOU A PUNCH

[ThrashO]

YOU COULDN'T GIVE ME A PUNCH IF THERE WAS A HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL WRAPPED AROUND IT

[executioneer]

HOW BOUT A NICE HAWAIIAN PUNCH

[ThrashO]

FUCK OFF YOU GINGER MIDGET.

[Pentegarn]

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[Rongi]

Hey nerds

I went on a date with punk girl yesterday. It went really well

[k0k0]

You mean pop punk girl?

[Rongi]

Hell no, she listens to real punk. She had a Wipers CD in her car

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:rolleyes

[Aaarg]

PUNK IS DEAD

ZOMBIE DATING

B CAREFUL

[ThrashO]

WAS SHE ALL LIKE ANAL CUNT RULZ

[k0k0]

Hell no, she listens to real punk. She had a Wipers CD in her car

I have Careless Whisper in my car. Well, when I had a car. Doesn't mean I listen to it. But I did.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It was probably a greatest hits tape Rongi.

[dextire]

86IpU3g-S8Q
Now they've messed up Punchy too.

http://www.drpeppersnapplegroup.com/smedia/www/2011/06/24/img-new-punchy_125309742550.jpg

[Rongi]

Wipers dont have a greatest hits cd

Fuck all y'all

[ThrashO]

rongi you tell the shittiest stories :tear

[Guitar Woman]

Punk was shit after The Stooges broke up.

[Fathom Zero]

Wipers dont have a greatest hits cd

Fuck all y'all

they have a box set

I know this because I have it

[k0k0]

!SAND MADNESS!

[Rongi]

Punk was shit after The Stooges broke up.

pretty much every opinion you have is worthless

[Rongi]

rongi you tell the shittiest stories :tear

maybe you'll think i'm cooler if i post naked pictures of my ex girlfriend on the internet

oh wait cool people don't do that creeps with a pathological need for validation do that

[Rongi]

they have a box set

I know this because I have it

hey fz congratulations on being the only person on i-mockery with good taste in music :)

oh and milhouse, I guess :rolleyes

[ThrashO]

this nigga look like he doo doo'd himself

[k0k0]

maybe you'll think i'm cooler if i post naked pictures of my ex girlfriend on the internet

oh wait cool people don't do that creeps with a pathological need for validation do that

Just be sure to take some good nudes of this girl so you can show them off when she's out of your life.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

YEAH, SEND THEM RIGHT TO MY DICK BONE. WHEN I LISTEN TO THE WIPERS IM GOING TO THINK OF HER ON MY DICK BONE NOW.

[ThrashO]

THE DICK BONES CONNECTED TO THE UR GIRLFRIEND

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

YEAH BUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS CONNECTED TO MY ASS HOLE. AND THATS THE WAY IT GOES.

[ThrashO]

IM OK WITH THAT

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Assholes, go vote for my daughter so I can win shit. http://toshcommunity.comedycentral.com/Video/Tuxedo-death/050BFFFFF024EEAF7001B016CC440?ref_title=Videos&ref_url=http%3a%2f%2ftoshcommunity.comedycentral.c om%2f-%2fvideocategories

Do it.

[Rongi]

Just be sure to take some good nudes of this girl so you can show them off when she's out of your life.

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I looked in my fridge to find something to drink, saw this thing that looked like a bottle of snapple. I took a swig, and it tasted horrid. Turns out it was some kind of apple cider all natural vinegar drink, I have no idea who the fuck would drink this stuff for pleasure. I guess people like my asshole roommate who eats nothing but cereal and white bread

[ThrashO]

I used to drink my room mates orange juice all the time and he didnt know about it (because I hate him) and one time he caught on and filled the OJ carton with some kind of hotsauce v8 juice shit. I took a sip and almost shit-puked out of my dick.

still i pretended like i didnt drink that either.

but i did.

[elx]

goodmorning trashyho

[ThrashO]

go back to bed.

[Kitsa]

When, exactly, did this shit start?

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/wtftrain.jpg


When did trains start getting too good for their tracks? I almost got hit by one of these last year as it silently rounded a corner right into me. I didn't think it was unreasonable to expect that I could safely turn a corner in a WALKING AREA without being hit by a TRAIN. >:

This one was ringing a bell, so it wasn't as bad, but still, this seems dumb to me. What happened to the kiddie train being on a simple little round track in the middle of the aisle? Do the moms actually have to chase this shit through the mall?

[ThrashO]

that reminds me of being in an airport and watching one of those black guys driving those taxi carts right through a crowd of people without any disregard for anyone.

it beeps but half the people have headphones on.

[k0k0]

I looked in my fridge to find something to drink, saw this thing that looked like a bottle of snapple. I took a swig, and it tasted horrid. Turns out it was some kind of apple cider all natural vinegar drink, I have no idea who the fuck would drink this stuff for pleasure. I guess people like my asshole roommate who eats nothing but cereal and white bread

That's a coincidence. I've tried everything to get my sinus infection under control...been on antibiotics like 4 times and did the surgery, antibiotics again. Now I'm trying holistic shit and it tells me to drink 1/4th a cup of apple cider vinegar. It really is the worst stuff you can drink. It burns your throat going down and burns it while it's in the stomach. And it tastes more awful than any alcohol I've ever drank. I've been drinking it for 4 days. Fucking holistic bitches.

[elx]

go back to bed.
we should go to fox and hound and eat french fries and drink guinness. I have tonight off. :pirate

[ThrashO]

bro. my friend works there.

IN NORTH HILLS

[elx]

I was just there because I went to see that shitty paranormal activity three next door. I love that place! they always accept my fake.

[elx]

less go less go less go reallllyyyy

[ThrashO]

im broke until tommorow :(

TOMMOROWO

[ThrashO]

PA3 was fuckin booty crumbs. The first one was great and now it's going to be like Saw >:

[Zhukov]

Elx is underage, and you should remember who you really love Thrasho.

[k0k0]

Remember to get plenty of pics for us.

[ThrashO]

JUST A MINI MOCKMEET GUYS CHILL

[Sam]

NOT A MOCKMEET.

[Sam]

IT'S A CHRISHANSENMEET.

[Esuohlim]

WE ALL KNOW WHAT THESE "MINI MOCKMEETS" END UP TURNING INTO



http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/2008/ss08_18.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

pumpkin candles, light-up ice cubes, and shitty computer games?

[Sam]

WHEN I JERK OFF I DON'T CALL IT A MOCKMEET.

UNLIKE SOME OF US. :rolleyes

[k0k0]

I call my penis a mini mockmeat.

[Shyandquietguy]

Kitsa, the next time you go to the theatre and one of those buzzes you, throw your popcorn at it and scream "Fucking Capitalists!"

[Kitsa]

one of what now?

[k0k0]

I swear that's not the first time that he's called you out for something you never talked about kitsa. And there's no way to really tell what would buzz you in a theater.

[Shyandquietguy]

The mall train.

[Kitsa]

Eh.

I don't think the train was buzzing me so much as it was just a phenomenally stupid and bad idea, piloted by people who don't give a shit. I was in what had become the wrong place at the wrong time. I'd be more likely to jump on it and yell ALL ABOARD THE BAD IDEA TRAIN, TOOT-TOOT, HOPE YOU DON'T NEED YOUR SHINS BECAUSE I GOTS MY METAL COW-CATCHER AND I'M ROUNDING THE BEND OUTSIDE PAYLESS SHOE SOURCE, TOOT TOOT

[k0k0]

I wonder if that train has a tracker on it. Because I could see someone deciding to just up and steal it. I'd personally just like to take it and go for a joyride around the mall.

[Shyandquietguy]

Eh my ass, Kitsa.

You know you want to don a frock, break the conductors teeth with an iron and drag him out.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I would go on a joy rampage. I hate crimmas at the mall. People are all in my way.

[k0k0]

And they walk really fucking slow, like they can't read the signs well enough so they have to stare at each one as they move their fat elephant legs to take another step forward. I hate the mall so much.

[Zhukov]

And the giant freaking Christmas trees halving the floor space don't really help much, either.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/6579/unledfoo.png

[Aaarg]

well i'm already naked i think my work is done come on boy

[Fathom Zero]

I'm back home now and reformatted my computer. We can synch the tubes now.

[ThrashO]

HEY. PERSONAL STORY TIME.

So i've had alot of trouble sleeping lately, mainly because of my ex, so the best way for me to go to sleep is to put on a TV show or some stand up comedy and fall asleep to it.

I don't use music though, no matter what it is it's just too depressing.

Anyways, I was watching Steven King's Rose Red last night, never seen it before, and it's 4 hours long. At about 30 minutes I realize how tired I am and decide to fall asleep to it.

Anyways I dont put a sleep timer on and it's just screaming and ghosts and haunted house and terror for about 3 and a half hours and It's affecting my dreams the whole time. I had some of the most terrifying anf vivid nightmares last night and it was almost on a level of lucid dreaming.

Really fucking weird shit. I was completely exhausted from the whole day and fell asleep around 9pm though, I wouldn't try to force this if you're not tired.

long story short - PARTY WITH YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE STARS IN A DREAM!! My only regret is that I didn't do this while stoned.

[Fathom Zero]

stony crung

[Aaarg]

the other morning i was half-awake and battling the snooze button for my girlfriend which basically means i hit snooze until she gets up and then i can go back to sleep ANYWAY during this time i was having a dream about rolling up a katamari and she said something to me and i almost said "no, the katamari's not big enough yet." but i caught myself.

phew.


also if you're super sad you should listen to sad music to sleep to. on vinyl. then see how many times you have to get up and hit the play button again (obviously you wouldn't have the heart enough to put forth the effort of flipping the record).

and that's the story of how i listened to the first half of tom waits' small change seven times in a row.

[k0k0]

Reminds me when my roommate and I would play everquest on his computer. I didn't have one at the time, so we'd play in 12 hour shifts. I'd go to sleep for 12 hours, he'd wake me up when it was my turn to play everquest and then I'd play for 12 hours and he'd sleep. Several times he'd wake me up while I was dreaming of everquest and I'd say something stupid about a 'train to zone' or 'needing to get aggro'.

[Fathom Zero]

and that's the story of how i listened to the first half of tom waits' small change seven times in a row.

Side one of Unknown Pleasures for me. The creaky beginning of Insight scares me awake most times.

[Aaarg]

one time i fell asleep listening to a clockwork orange (not the soundtrack, but the wendy/walter carlos album of the moog music used in the movie) and the very last song is weird and the end of it has rain/thunder sounds and the music is just super dark moog stuff and the song slowly fades away and then you just have the thunderstorm and a super electronic heavily distorted "i'm singin'... just singin'... in the rain" and the tune from the song comes in

anyway the first time i heard that part of the album was when i woke up to it. scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha

[b_squared]

My daughter turns on HSN (home shopping network) when she can't sleep. It puts her to sleep every time.

[ThrashO]

I cant remember if I scratched my face then masturbated or if I masturbated THEN scratched my face but they're both pretty itchy right now

[kahljorn]

i think somebody stole 20 bucks from me but I'm not positive :(

kinda want to say something ;/

[ThrashO]

set them up for thievery. that's how I caught a bitch at work one time.

[kahljorn]

i rarely see them ;/ it was my sister and her boyfriend.
She let him into my room i guess because it used to be her room so its ok or some shit. fucking people.
im kinda mad cause she said all she did was look at a photo album, but my computer was turned on and my money pile was disturbed.

i didnt even see them this time i justhad 120 dollars in cash in my room (i thought). Now I only have 100. Its possible when i counted it i counted it then took a 20 out, but i thought i did it the other way and counted it after i took a 20 out.

[ThrashO]

steal some of her shit.

whether they took it or not, just steal her shit.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/5319/doritoswebring.png

[k0k0]

I was a member of the

http://i.imgur.com/OCaAc.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Reminds me when my roommate and I would play everquest on his computer. I didn't have one at the time, so we'd play in 12 hour shifts. I'd go to sleep for 12 hours, he'd wake me up when it was my turn to play everquest and then I'd play for 12 hours and he'd sleep. Several times he'd wake me up while I was dreaming of everquest and I'd say something stupid about a 'train to zone' or 'needing to get aggro'.

:lol That's awesome

i think somebody stole 20 bucks from me but I'm not positive :(

kinda want to say something ;/

That is not good :(

[Fathom Zero]

-1z1UdU2Ypg

AKA :MILHOUSESIGNAL

[Esuohlim]

MY WEEN SENSES ARE TINGLING

[Fathom Zero]

hey milhouse

synchtube thursday

we do this

[Kitsa]

So in Ohio today, an election worker bit a voter's nose in an altercation over a campaign sign. (http://abc.daytonsnewssource.com/template/inews_wire/wires.regional.oh/29b64f11-abc.daytonsnewssource.com.shtml) Srsly, wtf is wrong with people.

I welcome the end of the voting season here as people will now STFU for a short while. Yesterday we got a recorded message from Daniel Baldwin, but I don't know what for. "I'm Daniel Baldwin, and-" *click*

[k0k0]

That's classic penguin voting technique. Was the election worker danny devito?

[ThrashO]

NEVER FORGET 11/9

[Esuohlim]

The video game threads make me sad. I haven't really cared about video games in a long long time and it makes me jealous. :(

The only video games I like are ones I played before, and whenever I try new ones I have to force myself to get into it and it never works >: MOTHER 3 >: >:

[ThrashO]

http://www.underground-gamer.com/imagebucket/1320866312508.jpeg

[Aaarg]

mother 3 is ok but it's definitely not as good as people make it out to be

i think nerds just like it because nerds like video games that make them cry because apparently people cry at video games? weird.

[Fathom Zero]

The video game threads make me sad. I haven't really cared about video games in a long long time and it makes me jealous. :(

The only video games I like are ones I played before, and whenever I try new ones I have to force myself to get into it and it never works >: MOTHER 3 >: >:

maybe you just aren't into video games anymore, panda bear :O

[Esuohlim]

I always thought it was schoolwork and stress that kept me from being interested in the last six years, but I've literally had fuck-all to do for the last seven months so that clearly isn't the case :(

I'm at the part in Mother 3 where I kind of stopped playing last time, the Oshoe castle. I'm going to keep going, but the problem I'm having with it is the constant hand-holding. There are times in Earthbound where you have no fucking clue what to do and that kind of stuff is fun for me because it makes you feel better when you figure it out. In Mother 3 it's all "Go here next. Now go here. Do this. Here, I'll mark it on the map for you." and it's fucking boring.

RPGs of the 90s were way more fun :(

[ThrashO]

I think there is word that Final Fantasy 15 is going to be retro style. If so then my boner is justified.

[Aaarg]

yeah mother 3 is super linear and that's super boring.

[executioneer]

guys i think i just asked a girl on a date and i think she just said yes

THE WORLD'S GOING TO END

[Aaarg]

sweet hopefully she's not a serial killer and neither are you - otherwise there may be troubles

[Fathom Zero]

wtf son

[executioneer]

sweet hopefully she's not a serial killer and neither are you - otherwise there may be troubles

omg but what if we both were, then it'd be a match made in murder heaven

[Fathom Zero]

invite her back to your murder castle

[ThrashO]

what if shes a rapper

[executioneer]

oof i gotta clear the severed limbs out of the sink

[ThrashO]

i mean raper

[executioneer]

what if shes a rapper
thatd probably be pretty cool with me 8-)

[executioneer]

i mean raper
thatd probably be pretty cool with me 8-)

[Fathom Zero]

tell maria bamford I said hi

[executioneer]

hahahaha thats not who it is :x its a girl i met at pony meetings

[Esuohlim]

did she have a ponytail :x haha :x :x good luck willie! :eek

[k0k0]

did she have a ponytail :x

Is that one of those buttplugs with the horse hair coming out of the other end? Gross.

[Esuohlim]

Fuck man, this pony thing is like scary magic

[executioneer]

did she have a ponytail :x haha :x :x good luck willie! :eek
thanks man now i just have to somehow turn into a not-monster before saturday :x :x :x

[executioneer]

Is that one of those buttplugs with the horse hair coming out of the other end? Gross.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Aaarg]

Pony-play is sometimes referred to as "The Aristotelian Perversion," in reference to legend that Aristotle had a penchant for being ridden like a horse.[2]

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

RPGs of the 90s were way more fun :(

:(

I think there is word that Final Fantasy 15 is going to be retro style. If so then my boner is justified.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=furious%20justice%20boner

guys i think i just asked a girl on a date and i think she just said yes

THE WORLD'S GOING TO END

:HIGHFIVE

[Zhukov]

Good luck Willie. Just remember that these people that like all the pony crap are fucking idiots, and it might end badly.

[executioneer]

should i try to get her into roller derby instead :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

If that is what you call your bed then yes.

[Shyandquietguy]

Congrats Willie! :eek

And if she gets nervous and asks "will it hurt?" Just say you've done it a hundred times "In your dreams!" And then wink at her! :wink

[executioneer]

um what exactly is supposed to hurt

also i have totally sexed ladies i just have never asked one out before :assbackwards

[Shyandquietguy]

Angry fire rape!

[k0k0]

A girl with a pony tail ain't gonna feel any pain. She's already got that thing in her butt.

[executioneer]

nobody's putting a thing in anyone's butt

[Zhukov]

:lol

So have you got a plan? Dinner?

[executioneer]

goin to my fav el salvadorean place + maybe karaoke

[Zhukov]

Then after that, your place.

[k0k0]

Don't be sleazy and push it too fast. You move too fast and this girl could gallop away. Unless she pushes it. If she pushes it, then go for it.

[Zhukov]

Yeah, I guess, but don't look a gift horse in the mouth, because you could end up marrying this filly.

[ThrashO]

dont... um... horses

:)

[k0k0]

Don't try and bridle her if she's a wild one. She may only be looking for fun. If that's the case and you want more, you'll probably just want to give her a kiss on the muzzle, a pat on the rump and then call it a night. Otherwise, all systems are go for pleasure.

[kahljorn]

TODAY THIS gIRL STARED AT ME FOR LIKE tWO MINUtES AND I DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.

[ThrashO]

THANK YOU KAHL FOR STOPPING THESE PONY PUNS.

THEY WEREN'T STABLE

[ThrashO]

im so sorry

[executioneer]

guys i get enough equine puns already from the turkeys in the fandom

rein them in

[executioneer]

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SOMEHOW FEELS RELATED

[kahljorn]

a little too wacky

[executioneer]

sorry i've been on a real bad lip reading kick lately :(

[Shyandquietguy]

dont... um... horses

:)

That's not a pickle.

[ThrashO]

That's not a pickle I said to myself for the hundredth time

I gotta work at 8am til about 5, then go to my second job til about 11 and I can't sleep. I said fuck it and I'm staying up and relying on coffee and 5 hour energies tomorrow.

who thinks this is the best idea.

also after work tomorrow night im doing an hour and a half of horrible yoga. probly gonna scratch that.

[King Hadas]

If you can't sleep you can't sleep, sounds less like a choice and more like a mean reality.

You can't skip Yoga though. If you skip Yoga, how will you ever achieve Yoga Flame?

[ThrashO]

fuck i already bought my skull pendants too :tear

[executioneer]

I gotta work at 8am til about 5, then go to my second job til about 11 and I can't sleep. I said fuck it and I'm staying up and relying on coffee and 5 hour energies tomorrow.

who thinks this is the best idea.

sometimes I do that more than once a week for months at a time :(

[ThrashO]

i always think "ill just stay up and go to bed early tomorrow! yeah i'll be so tired that i'll just pass right out and get my whole sleep schedule back on track!"

last time I did this I got off work the following night and stayed up til 5am playing Quake.

Not even like a recent Quake. Just Quake 1.

[executioneer]

try taking 1-3 mg of melatonin about 1/2 hour before you want to go to sleep, sometimes that can help

or lay off the caffeine if you can

[King Hadas]

Whenever I get my hours fucked nothing I do ever fixes them and then they eventually go back to normal for no reason I can understand.

One time for like a week I'd go to bed at 4 or 6 in the morning and then wake up exactly at one pm, everytime. One day I said fuck this, no more NO MORE and stayed up all night and day. I went to bed at eleven pm, and then slept fourteen hours straight and woke up at one again.

[ThrashO]

sleep is gay :(

[ThrashO]

My 7am alarm goes off, scaring the shit out of me and interrupting my game of quake, and my first yawn of the day kicks in.

OBOY.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I missed all the my little punnies >:

[Aaarg]

shut your mouth and take a seat 'cause after all you're just talking meat

[LordSappington]

I woke up with a piece of my tooth missing, and I don't even get to have a cool story about it, like being stupid drunk. Fuck teeth

[MarioRPG]

cool story bro

[Lone Wanderer]

Gotta go to a horse farm this Saturday because of a writing project for college. :\

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Are you studying gambling?

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.synchtube.com/r/z5DJ#

[executioneer]

OR IS IT

[Fathom Zero]

NOPE

[Esuohlim]

woops!

[kahljorn]

BANNAS

[Bubsy]

looksd like the bann police arrived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fathom Zero]

OH SHIT

[Fathom Zero]

TWO

MINUTES

TO MIDNIGHT

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

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[Fathom Zero]

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[10,000 Volt Ghost]

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[Fathom Zero]

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[Fathom Zero]

HAVE AT YOU

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

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[10,000 Volt Ghost]

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[Fathom Zero]

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[10,000 Volt Ghost]

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[10,000 Volt Ghost]

COUP DE GRACE

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[Esuohlim]

Just started Chapter 3 of Mother 3 and I popped a boner once I realized the story became a bit nonlinear. How lame is that

I posted this here because that other thread is full of Skyrim fags

[k0k0]

SKYRIM YEAH!

[Esuohlim]

Maybe now I'll try Oblivion :rolleyes

Oblivion is why my roommate from sophomore year had to drop out. So, in an indirect way, I love Oblivion

[executioneer]

nah just play morrowind morrowind is bettar

[k0k0]

Nobody ever taught me that ounces and fluid ounces are different. MY PIZZA SAUCE! IT'SA RUINED!

[ThrashO]

Nobody ever taught me that ounces and fluid ounces are different. MY PIZZA SAUCE! IT'SA RUINED!

i dont know why i lold

[executioneer]

well yeah ounces are a measure of weight/mass and fl. oz are a measure of volume. idk how that'd ruin your pizza sauce though, did you measure ingredients on a scale or something

[MarioRPG]

well yeah ounces are a measure of weight/mass and fl. oz are a measure of volume. idk how that'd ruin your pizza sauce though, did you measure ingredients on a scale or something

yeah... that's logic at its finest

[kahljorn]

or maybe he used shotglasses

[executioneer]

shotglasses would also be liquid measure/volume

unless he's talking about something other than actual pizza sauce i'm still confused

[k0k0]

I had the can of 8 ounces of tomato paste. The recipe also called for 8 fluid ounce of water. So I figured I could use the same can that the tomato paste came in to measure the water, since it was also 8 ounces. Didn't know there was a difference and it was like liquid pizza sauce.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

How did it taste though?

[executioneer]

edit: are you sure you used tomato PASTE? those are usually 6 oz cans not 8 oz

[k0k0]

Fuck, you're right. I used tomato sauce. I just totally fucked up my pizza because I picked up sauce instead of paste. No wonder it tasted so fucked up even though it was watery. I cook like once every month or two, so my skills at this are bad.

[executioneer]

happens to the best of us dude

[Fathom Zero]

Why would you use a recipe for anything but the dough?

[Kitsa]

1) Start making french pizza (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarte_flamb%C3%A9e), better anyway

2) Get yoself one of these (http://www.amazon.com/Emsa-Perfect-Beaker-with-Seal/dp/B00004R92L).

[Esuohlim]

Holy shit @ Gogol Bordello

Much thanks goes out to nobody ever for the recommendation

Also I'm going to hella start playing Morrowind soon

[Esuohlim]

Without emoticons that looks like a GW post :x

[k0k0]

10kv ghost recommended them a while back. I never recommended them due to Gogol reminding me of an ex girlfriend. They were her favorite band and I can't stand them now because of that.

[executioneer]

Holy shit @ Gogol Bordello

Much thanks goes out to nobody ever for the recommendation

unless you count glowbelly like a couple years ago

[executioneer]

goin to my fav el salvadorean place + maybe karaoke
hey guess what we went back to her place instead of karaoke

where i proceeded to put exactly zero moves on her

what base is getting a hug, is that like a foul ball or like getting beaned so hard you have to go tot he hospital or something

i wonder if i could kill myself by banging my head against this desk repeatedly

[kahljorn]

its the it was the first date and you didnt sex her itll prolly be ok base unless she really just wanted to get fucked base

when your pizza sauce is watered down you can just simmer it longer and the water will evaporate :O :O :O :O :O

[k0k0]

If she invites you to her house, that means she wants some meat in her oven usually. This is just a setback though. You can fix it next date, or the one after that. Or the one after that....just whenever she decides to make her move because you're going too slow.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Holy shit @ Gogol Bordello

Much thanks goes out to nobody ever for the recommendation

Also I'm going to hella start playing Morrowind soon

Their new album is kinda meh compared to the last two.

[k0k0]

Maybe milhouse backwards likes them now that their music is lame. I could see there being people who only like bands now once they go lame. Like saying "I hated metallica until their most recent shit." or "Fucking britney spears was terrible until her last few albums". That would actually be pretty funny. "Queen was shit until Freddy Mercury died. Then it got awesome."

[Esuohlim]

I've only listened to the first album so far. LIKE OCD WOULD PERMIT ME TO DO IT ANY OTHER WAY :rolleyes

And I remember Glowbelly talking about Gogol Bordello but I thought it was more about wanting to fuck Eugene Hutz :(

[Fathom Zero]

they're boring

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The green album is pretty good too.

[Rongi]

gogol bordello suck

[Rongi]

hey guess what we went back to her place instead of karaoke

where i proceeded to put exactly zero moves on her

what base is getting a hug, is that like a foul ball or like getting beaned so hard you have to go tot he hospital or something

i wonder if i could kill myself by banging my head against this desk repeatedly

lol willie i'm in like the same position as you. i have no idea how to be cool with this punk rock chick and i feel like i am not making any progress at all and all i want to do today is do a lot drugs so i forget how much of a fuck up i am. or die

instead i will make really feeble attempts at getting my homework done

why is it that the girl i'm really interested in keeps ignoring me and the one i have no interest in constantly contacts me and wants to talk on skype and probably wants my boner. why is god such an asshole

oh wait god doesnt exist nvm

[Rongi]

hey milhouse instead of listening to garbage people make faux carnival music or w/e listen to this it's really good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCQ6DLwV9CI

[Guitar Woman]

SEX PROBLEMS

I got dry humped in a convenience store, are you fuckheads jealous

[Esuohlim]

hey milhouse instead of listening to garbage people make faux carnival music or w/e listen to this it's really good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCQ6DLwV9CI

SORRY, I greatly enjoy shitty fake creepy carnival music. Mr. Bungle, Man Man, Oingo Boingo, Stolen Babies, Dog Fashion Disco, Firewater.

This is my favorite song right now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3-Ef3rpieo

[Esuohlim]

I got dry humped in a convenience store, are you fuckheads jealous

Entirely nauseated!

[k0k0]

I like to walk the dinosaur daily.

[Kitsa]

I'm watching Extreme Couponing and hating these people. One of them got a paper route just so she could steal coupon inserts out of Sunday papers. The two I just watched were on foodstamps, and spent hundreds to amass thousand-dollar stockpiles of energy drinks and tic tacs. They could go right down to Family Services and spit in people's faces for cheaper :/

[Rongi]

I got dry humped in a convenience store, are you fuckheads jealous

he was probably just trying to get your heroin, you filthy junky

[Guitar Woman]

Joke's on you, I'm clean

[Rongi]

man, it's too bad they don't have rehab for being an awful weirdo who pretended to be a girl on a messageboard for 2 years

[Guitar Woman]

How long ago was that, like, 5 years now?

Man, time sure flies when contemptuous cunts like Rongi have been banned for throwing mod power hissyfits.

[k0k0]

Ooh, do me next! What's my issue?

[Rongi]

Rongi have been banned for throwing mod power hissyfits.

actually i got banned because i posted my password on here and arrow x apparently posted a bunch of penis pictures or something

[Rongi]

Ooh, do me next! What's my issue?

I like you k0k0! Whatever your shortcomings are, you're an alright guy by me

[Guitar Woman]

I know, I'm the one who told ArrowX about it :lol

[Rongi]

that faggoty rant that was written under my account, the one in threadbackups? yeah that wasn't me

[Rongi]

I know, I'm the one who told ArrowX about it :lol

lol you're friends with arrowx

that actually makes perfect sense

[Rongi]

I like to walk the dinosaur daily.

is this a euphemism for jerking off

[executioneer]

I got dry humped in a convenience store, are you fuckheads jealous
not really? i can get drunk and get sloppy with other drunk people too, dude

[Sam]

I MADE THE BEAT RETARDED SO I'M CALLIN' IT A SLOW JAM

[ThrashO]

hey milhouse instead of listening to garbage people make faux carnival music or w/e listen to this it's really good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCQ6DLwV9CI

it sounds like he hooked up a $20 guitar through a distortion pedal then through a ceiling fan then through a ham radio then through an old boom box then through a banana peel and then into an amp.

[Rongi]

Uh, I dunno if that was an insult or not. What you just described actually sounds really cool

[Fathom Zero]

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[Esuohlim]

Melvins are cool by me, too :sunglasses

[Rongi]

Sam whenever I see you post I get really confused and think it's something that I posted

[Rongi]

Melvins are cool by me, too :sunglasses

WHAT ABOUT THE MEKONS YOU JERK >:

[Rongi]

i'm listening to VU's first album right now

every year I try to "get" VU and sometimes I feel like i get closer and other times i'm like "this shit sucks"

All Tomorrow's Parties is a great fucking song though

[Fathom Zero]

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[ThrashO]

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Any of you guys like Fugazi? It was Ian Mckay's band after Minor Threat. They got a second singer later on but it was still a pretty good band.

Or is it not cool to like Minor Threat?

[Fathom Zero]

Oh, you like minor threat

that's cool

[ThrashO]

:( did i like punk wrong? :(

[ThrashO]

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Great album btw, had a chance to see them in DC when I was like 16 and didn't go. I regret it.

And this. because this is pretty much the only song by black flag that I like:

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[Rongi]

Fugazi is one of my favorite bands. End Hits is one of the best albums ever

[Rongi]

I'm even friends with the drummer on Facebook. One time, when I was drunk, I sent him a gushing message to his inbox about how great of a drummer he is. I don't think he ever read it, thank god

[Fathom Zero]

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[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I ate my birthday cake off a bar trash can last night.

[k0k0]

Ever since Thursday I've had that stupid song "It's So Cold in the D" stuck in my head. It's so fucking horrible, but beavis and butthead played it and now it's there. I've tried replacing it with anything I could. I played skyrim a ton and can't get those songs stuck in my head. I just keep hearing that annoyingly stupid 'it's so cold in the D' line over and over.

[ThrashO]

HAHAHAHAHAH ME TOO!!

Me and my room mates will act serious about something and immediately go into this:

"Dude, you keep leaving the oven on everytime you make something and now how da fuck do we sposed' ta make peace"

[Esuohlim]

I ate my birthday cake off a bar trash can last night.

ZUG

[Aaarg]

applying to jobs i don't want (don't worry i won't get them) and looking at music blogs and also art blogs and playing a stupid super nintendo rogue-like somebody pls kill me

[ThrashO]

aaarg what do you think of Shadow Run for SNES? I bought it for 9 dollars the other day but it's too damn hard to play :(

it looks cool though.

[Aaarg]

is that the cyberpunk one or the one with the black monster? wait, that's shadow of the beast.

shadowrun is a game i want to like but i can't get fucking anywhere in it. i finally find a gun but get killed. fuck you! the genesis one is easier but not as cool and it gets old fast when you realized that the entire game is just doing the same stupid jobs over and over again until you make enough cash to get better equipment and then do harder jobs over and over again until you can get better equipment

ANYWAY yeah i don't know. people like it a lot. i guess it's based on a tabletop rpg or something. i couldn't get into it because i'm bad at video games. i want to like it, though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's very dated though (cyberpunk, seattle, hello 1993)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

sup jerks

[Aaarg]

i wish i had pot and headphones so i could zone out to john fahey and not want to die

j/k i'd probably just want to die more

[executioneer]

sup jerks
SUP

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

SUP

How is the lady doing?

[ThrashO]

hay

[executioneer]

How is the lady doing?
takign her to a movie this afternoon

who wants to bet im gonna f up

[Aaarg]

you may have already!!! what movie

[executioneer]

j. edgar

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

hay

sup jerk

takign her to a movie this afternoon

who wants to bet im gonna f up

what movie?

[executioneer]

j. edgar
:x

[ThrashO]

remember the hole in the popcorn bag trick.

cut a hole in the bag and when she goes to eat some your fist emerges and punches her head. women love this.

:pagebrak