I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

see

Indeed. :|

MUST. POST. EVERYWHERE.

TERMINAL. ILLNESS. DRIVES. ME. TO. LEAVE. MY. MARK. ON. THIS. WORLD.

Watch out! It's Highly Contagious! :eek

[Guitar Woman]

You had me fooled for a while, though!

[Pub Lover]

:picklehat:maul:moonhi everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:hypno:domo:squigly

Please, do not do that.

[XMoltresX]

sorry i just wanted to say hi. is there a better topic for that or..????

[Guitar Woman]

ok, now you're just overdoing it.

[XMoltresX]

ok can u please go away? thanx. i like your picture though. what show is that from? the dinosaur one

[Guitar Woman]

Whatever, Chojin

[bigtimecow]

there's a topic for new people, but here is fine too

HURRO

[Fathom Zero]

I love characters.

[Guitar Woman]

Way to steal my character idea, jerkface

[XMoltresX]

when did chojin come out? did it come out in america?

[Chojin]

It's really not me.

Though I don't know if I'm offended or honored.

[XMoltresX]

can i find it at a blockbuster? it really looks cool.

[Guitar Woman]

I'd be a little of both

[Pub Lover]

sorry i just wanted to say hi. is there a better topic for that or..????
It is perfectly agreeable to say hello in this thread.

Please only post one emoticon per line of text. :)


why did you start posting- because i feel like this is an intelligent and funny community.
No one tell him, ok? Oh no,too late. :x

[Grislygus]

I'm like, really fucking bored. Someone entertain me, I'm stuck here for the next forty minutes or so.

[MLE]

hey gus! If you have opencanvas, we can draw together

[Chojin]

go read up on my marathon mod and how excellent I am for making it

[Guitar Woman]

Or we could try iSketch again :lol

[MLE]

iSketch :lol

[XMoltresX]

i like isketch does anyone want to play?

[Guitar Woman]

I DREW DICKS

[Vanhelm13]

LOLOLOL U R SO CLEVUR

[Pub Lover]

Every Damn Time. :(

[XMoltresX]

i tried finding info on chojin movie and i could only find stff like thishttp://www.elchojin.net/

[Guitar Woman]

The first and most important rule of iSketch is that a penis must be visible on the screen at all times

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.elchojin.net
HORALE

[Vanhelm13]

So it's short for PeniSketch?

[Guitar Woman]

yes.

[Pub Lover]

i tried finding info on chojin movie and i could only find stff like thishttp://www.elchojin.net/
Chojin isn't a movie. You have become confused.

The first and most important rule of iSketch is that a penis must be visible on the screen at all times
The importance of constantly visible penises is a rule I am not surprised for you to accede to.


My darling. :love
i am not trying to be mean i just wanted to come and talk to ppl and he attackrd me. i am not a wimp i am just not going to waist ppls time by wrecking topics hereThe rare times that I see 'ppl' is when people are addressing me. Of course I don't use my awful full name here.

[XMoltresX]

oh its not? i thought that was what the dino cartoon was called lol

[MattJack]

SO ARE WE DOIN THIS THANG CALLED ISKETCH OR WUT?

[Noodles]

SO ARE WE DOIN THIS THANG CALLED ISKETCH OR WUT?

YA SARISILY

[Guitar Woman]

So uh where the fuck is my Strikers friend code

is it hidden on the box like in MGS or something because I can't find it in the game

[Guitar Woman]

Also, first impressions!

WiFi is like every online shooter I've ever played in that I lose because I don't know what the fuck is going on, but unlike them in that it's actually FUN!

Not only that, it's a sports game, which I usually never enjoy!

[Noodles]

Call Of Duty Heros2's online play sounds good but it sucks so bad :(

[Noodles]

theres like 10 guys camping the flag

[Noodles]

And when you die you lose a point WTFs up with that

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2007/wth.jpg
Are these ads word on the page related or is this really what I'm meant to be seeing?

[Sethomas]

Pub, if you ever again wonder what "interested" means, you can just ask me. We're pals like that.

[Guitar Woman]

And when you die you lose a point WTFs up with that
Uh, that's usually how videogames work.

do you expect to be REWARDED for sucking

[Pub Lover]

oh well dang now i feel like a cartoon cat all not noticing that i have embarrassing things open on my computer

[Noodles]

Uh, that's usually how videogames work.

do you expect to be REWARDED for sucking

No, but this goes on the games total score then on your personal score and since i suck its at -189

[Noodles]

Thats it im playin isketch without u guys >:

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Man, I can't leave for 2 days and know what's going on. Son of a bitch!

How's it going? IT'S LIKE 65-70 DEGRESS AND RAINING HERE.

[23_]

SO ARE WE DOIN THIS THANG CALLED ISKETCH OR WUT?
Oh I hope I didn't miss this. What room are you guys in?

[Noodles]

You Racist >:
Edit: Uh Oh That was for ZBF

[Noodles]

really

[23_]

I'm playing iSketch in the SAgoons room right now.

[Guitar Woman]

I keep forgetting how stupid and illogical Nintendo's online system is

GUYS LET'S MAKE IT SO THE FRIEND CODE IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FOR EVERY MII INSTEAD OF HAVING A DYNAMIC ONE AND LETTING THEM SWITCH WHEN THEY FEEL LIKE IT

[Tadao]

I'm single again. Hello hand!

[Esuohlim]

I'm playing iSketch in the SAgoons room right now.

lol

[Esuohlim]

DID YOU ASK THEM IF THEY HAVE STAIRS?!?!

[23_]

I'm playing iSketch in the SAgoons room right now.

lol
There were words like tentacle, penis pump, nazi, manbabies...

[Emu]

hey gus! If you have opencanvas, we can draw together

what is the IP and when do you do this

[Sethomas]

Sarcastro just posted in the top forum.

HOLY SHIT

[MLE]

what is the IP and when do you do this

I'll start a thread when I fully remember how to use it and make a little "how-to" to start the thread.

[arg_zombies]

I used to have something called flysketch

I only bring this up because it sounds similar to isketch

[bigtimecow]

HEY!!!

everyone come check out my project in the art shit thread!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698683

[Moobs]

[/lur]vely

[bigtimecow]

i fixed it >:

[Uncle_Sham]

What the hell happened to the forums?!?! I leave for a week and this happens? Bullshit. When and why?

[Pub Lover]

The mods have been alerted to your use of DILBERT PORN. Stay calm & take your ban like a man. :)

[Tadao]

Congrats Rog! Looks like your site change is a success. The forums get a few new people everyday, and your article discussion areas are booming.

[Esuohlim]

What the hell happened to the forums?!?! I leave for a week and this happens? Bullshit. When and why?

BANNED :lol

[MarioRPG]

You're one to talk, you are on thin ice, pal.

[Pub Lover]

I like that merely the claim of someone having Dilbert Porn is enough to get them banned.

Several people have commented to me that it's like the hunt for WMDs.

Several people could stand to IM me less times in a day.

[Esuohlim]

You're one to talk, you are on thin ice, pal.

Oh god don't report me! :(

[Pub Lover]

Zapatista's posts better come in here as a compendium of dead thread bumping stupidity rather than just get deleted. :(

[Guitar Woman]

Wait, Zapatista's still posting here?

:lol

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2007/wth.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

oh fuck, I've been summoned :<

http://forums.thepriceislol.com/showthread.php?t=28668

[arg_zombies]

They're keeping tabs on you :hypno

[Guitar Woman]

vBulletin Message You have been banned for the following reason:

Boy I bet you're REALLY gonna have butthurt over this one.
Date the ban will be lifted: 01-16-2008, 03:00 PM

what did I do ;<

[Tadao]

oh fuck, I've been summoned :<

http://forums.thepriceislol.com/showthread.php?t=28668


Can you point me to a good thread in there that is worth reading before I make a judgement call on that forum?

[Guitar Woman]

:lol

[Tadao]

I take that as a no :(
It would be cool to find another fun forum.

[ItalianStereotype]

it kinda looks to me like they're too busy jacking off about HOW AWESOME GREEN DAY IS to care much about you. omg guys like green day is liek soo hawt.

[Guitar Woman]

I have no idea why I keep looking for other places to post on, I-Mock's by far the best.

Even after the redesign.

[Tadao]

Because if we post to much, we get hated.

[Dr. Boogie]

Ha, that's funny. One more...

[Guitar Woman]

oh man these guys are srs there gonna give us teh beatdown

watch out guys

[Pub Lover]

When I log on tomorrow, this sort of thing will not be here. I'm torn between my OCD need to read every post & my helpful apathy for stupid shit board attacks.

[Sethomas]

Hey, I think you can be banned for that!

[Guitar Woman]

Lemonparty and Furry porn?

I've never seen this kind of thing before! It's so shocking!

[23_]

Lemonparty and Furry porn?

I've never seen this kind of thing before! It's so shocking!
Almost as shocking as using Adblock.

[Pub Lover]

I have a handy button that switches off images. Oh no, GW's friends are foiled! :tear

[Guitar Woman]

curses!

[Pub Lover]

Ha, that's funny. One more...
This is an example of Crazy Doctor Boogie talking to ghosts.

Spooky! :eek

[Chojin]

These attacks are INSIDIOUS!

It takes me probably around 5 clicks to IP ban them and 'delete all posts by...' :tear

[Guitar Woman]

It's a good thing they were almost exclusively bumping hilarious old threads, otherwise that would have been really lame!

[Chojin]

No, it was still pretty lame.

DEAD CATS WACKY INTERNET HUMOR PWNED

[Neen]

Some kind of invasion goin' on I take it?

Seems futile...

[Chojin]

They're from 'the price is lol'.

Which is like 4chan's /b/, and not different enough to matter.

[23_]

They're from 'the price is lol'.

Which is like 4chan's /b/, and not different enough to matter.
That site has its own /b/, because they think they're so hardcore. :rolleyes:

[Chojin]

If I could understand why nerds think 'random' humor is funny, I would know everything there is to know about people :<

[Neen]

Random humor isn't bad... in small doses.

Seems like these kind of people live on it. How sad.

[MattJack]

What program do yall use to upload your own mp3s/ringtones onto yer cellies? I don't know which one I should download :(

[Fathom Zero]

Windows Explorer

[Tadao]

I went away for 15 minute and it was all taken care of. I guess they did me a favor because I met a cute neighbor. So yeah, they can't fight with word apparently. Those are some pretty weak trolls. Not even trolls really, more like... I guess I have to make up a word for them. How about chanpatch kids.

[MattJack]

THANKS

[Fathom Zero]

There is a significant amount of explosive in the trash receptacle next to you. Try to run, and it goes up now. Do I have your attention?

[Neen]

But I don't use a trash receptacle.

I use the floor.

But, yes, you have my attention

[Fathom Zero]

As I was going to St IvesI met a man with seven wives Seven wives with seven sacksSeven sacks with seven catsSeven cats with seven kits Kits, cats, sacks, wivesHow many were going to St Ives?My number is 555 followed by the answer.

[Chojin]

check out our newest thread backup!

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698697

[Guitar Woman]

meh.

[Neen]

As I was going to St IvesI met a man with seven wives Seven wives with seven sacksSeven sacks with seven catsSeven cats with seven kits Kits, cats, sacks, wivesHow many were going to St Ives?My number is 555 followed by the answer.

:confused: how could.... you be the number?

[Fathom Zero]

I wasn't aware that "you'' was a quantity.

[Sam]

THE ANSWER IS 555-0001 MCLAINE YOU FUCKING RETARD

[Misdemonar]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Fathom Zero]

You pour water to the top in the five gallon jug.

Empty three gallons into the three gallon jug.

Empty the three gallon jug out completely in the fountain.

Pour the two remaining gallons in the five gallon jug into the three gallon jug.

Refill the five gallon jug into the top.

Empty one gallon from the five gallon jug into the three gallon jug to top it off.

Voila, four exact gallons.

[Neen]

Let it blow up. I don't fucking care.

....assholes

[Sam]

DON'T SPILL IT GODDAMNIT

[ble_84]

I'm afraid I might come accross as an asshole in my posts, but that's just my sense of humor. it doesn't cross over into typing very well. so please forgive me. try to remember i'm just kidding.

[Esuohlim]

GOOD TO KNOW :justkidding

[executioneer]

dude you know you can be an asshole here as long as it's entertaining and/or not irritating

how the hell do you think i got so many posts

[Tadao]

It's a way of life!

[executioneer]

if you gotta load or unload, go to the white zone

[Tadao]

Heh, I didn't even realize what I said. I guess it ingrained into my DNA makeup now.

[arg_zombies]

Argh I'm still ill! :x
Here is another haiku:

I am still ill, yeah,
And it really gets me down
That could be a song


Oh, and, anyone here play bass and like, knows how to tune to drop b, because it kind of loses the sound when i try it :/

[MetalMilitia]

You probably need some specialized stings with a really high gauge or something. I know they make guitar strings specifically for drop-tuning.

[Asila]

Okay seriously, I'm about 20 pages behind, but I'm still replying to the relevant topic... that was 20 pages ago. It's the internet equivalent of still wearing leg warmers or some shit.
I haven't started reading the newest (Terry Pratchett) book because I am really irritated that there's another Moist story already. Besides the picture book we haven't seen Rincewind in years, and I'm sorry but did Granny die and someone forgot to tell me?
(And...not that anyone cares but oh well haha...I should be getting my computer back from the shop some time next week, so I can stop using the library's computer once a week. I'll still irrelevant, but at least I'll be up-to-date.)

[Pub Lover]

Concerning Von Lipwig; I feel that the second story's premise being a joke from his last one is sort of lazy.

I agree that we need to see a return of Rincewind, so that he can finally die & finds out it wasn't worth all the time he was scared of it.

As far as I know Esme Weatherwax isn't dead, but maybe she should be, well done Asila, that is a great Idea! :)

Oh and good luck with your computer. ;)

[Esuohlim]

I just saw a commercial for the new movie "Jumper" that also has a full-fledged HP commercial with Serena Williams right in the middle of it.

I was like "!"

[executioneer]

i'm bumping this thread because i just delivered a package to a dude by the name of Butch Slaughter.

[Cfr5]

For a class project my roommate and I did, we put a security guard in our database named Punch Facer.

[Zomboid]

i'm bumping this thread because i just delivered a package to a dude by the name of Butch Slaughter.
You are a deliveryman? Are you Doug Heffernan? :O

[Sam]

Willie are you rocking the "half-stache" or the "upperlip surprise"?

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Jean Luc Prickhard

[MarioRPG]

There is too many new posters and too much activity, I feel lost :(

[MarioRPG]

Tom "Swift Fingers" Macintosh

[executioneer]

I just saw a commercial for the new movie "Jumper" that also has a full-fledged HP commercial with Serena Williams right in the middle of it.

I was like "!"

i saw that commercial and i was like :x :x :x

[Seven Force]

I can't wait to see Speed Racer, the live action movie

[Sebra]

terry bogard

ray combs

[Seven Force]

who else is planning on seeing that

[Zomboid]

Les Deville

HE IS A MAN'S MAN!!!

[Seven Force]

John Ben

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Harrison Cuntpunch
Dick McGrabber
Dirk McAssrape

[Zomboid]

Cosmo can you take anything seriously? :rolleyes

[King Hadas]

Leroy Brown

[Sacks]

Hank Dukakis

[arg_zombies]

guys I got AIM for the first time, so I could use ichat and it's totally scary :|

[Pub Lover]

BANG BANG BANG! ZOMBIE-RIDDANCE GUN!

[arg_zombies]

>.< your technology is not fair on me

[executioneer]

wth is ichat

[arg_zombies]

it's the little messenger that comes with mac, and i've never bothered to use before
It's just an excuse to put all the flashy things like video chat and screen share :/

[Not You]

Ray "Boom Boom" Watson.

[arg_zombies]

Steven Clench

[Pub Lover]

Sometimes I forget that things in my head can be on the internet too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9froOhQ6Vb8

I like that he is so happy that he says BANG each time. Everyone should be that happy when they fire a gun.

[Pentegarn]

Max Power

[DuFresne]

simpsons did it

[Sacks]

The Duf' brings the pain.

[Seven Force]

i love that video

[executioneer]

duane benzie got his own sketch show?!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Cosmo can you take anything seriously? :rolleyes

Life is much to short to take things seriously. >:

[MetalMilitia]

Digg broke i-mockery :tear

[Spetsnaz]

I can't wait to see Speed Racer, the live action movie

Another rape of my childhood memories?

I can't wait to see it eaither.

[Sacks]

LIFE'S TOO SHORT
SO DO WHAT YOU WANT
I'VE SAID IT BEFORE, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN
SO EVERYONE JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT

PEOPLE WILL LAUGH, AND TELL YOU TO MOP
PEOPLE WILL CALL, AND HERE COME THE COPS
IT'S ALL BEAT UP AND GOING TO TOWN
YOU DID WHAT YOU COULD
AND PUT THE BALL OUT OF BOUNDS

http://www.nighttimes.com/images/AndrewWKLive.jpg

[Asila]

Does it count as a sleep-over if I'm staying at my mom's house? Who cares, it's a full night's worth of online debauchery. And schoolwork. I just wish I still knew people on my chat programs.

Pub: Just as I think that Rincewind dying is an excellent idea. The pleasure that Death would get out of that alone is comedic gold.

[arg_zombies]

Isn't it that Rincewind's timer doesn't run or something :|

[Tadao]

Where is he by the way? In the dungeon deminsion? Can I panty raid your sleep over?

[Asila]

If the picture book is the last piece that features him at all (and I think it is) then he's the Professor of Odd Geography or whatever it's called. And every time he cheats death, which is often, his timer gets another twist or kink in it, moving the sand about. Even Death can't predict where it ends anymore. God, I'm a nerd.

Tadao: I can't speak for my mom's stuff, but sure.

[Tadao]

Well I am 11 years older than you, so we could have a mother/daughter bondage... I mean bonding moment.

[Asila]

Man, there are so many good responses to that comment that I think I just fainted a little. Phew.

[Sethomas]

The Punic Wars had some pretty manly names. Scipio Africanus, Hamilcar, Hannibal Barca. The name "Caesar" registers low on the manliness scale (to speak of Roman-era names in general) when rendered in English, but the Classical Latin pronunciation (Kye-zar) is a big improvement. I also like the medieval French name Enguerrand.

And speaking of this thread, I'd like to see Leslie (thekapn) and kellychaos return to post here just so that they can cry.

[MLE]

Hey guys, I'm an aunt now! My niece was born at 9:40am on the 11th, and she's so tiny! Her name is Nora Leigh!

[Asila]

Hold on, I have to turn into a total chick for a minute.

AWWWWW! How much did she weigh?

[MLE]

Only 6.5 lbs! She's so small, but she's healthy!

[Spetsnaz]

Hey guys, I'm an aunt now! My niece was born at 9:40am on the 11th, and she's so tiny! Her name is Nora Leigh!


Congrats. Now, prepare for the hell of being an aunt. Its almost as bad as motherhood I hear.

[Tadao]

That's crazy talk!

[Neen]

I dunno, being an uncle isn't at all difficult, besides the occasional babysitting.

Congrats, anyway

[Spetsnaz]

I'm an uncle too. I had to babysit my sisters kid for almost a year straight. Fucking incompetents should NOT have kids.

[Asila]

What a teeny thing! Congratulations to all.

God, ye're such a group of guys.

[Tadao]

Cheers to a future mocker!

[Chojin]

Well, thank god all the other forums are back.

SOMEONE, QUICK, WE UH, NEED A SHARKS FORUM

[george]

when i would make pretend with the green lion guy from my little brothers voltron set, and use him to make sweet love with the princess, my name was always GEORGE STARKE, tag line "give it up bitch!"

now when i play video games i go with Jorge Domingo. he has a terrible spanish accent, and he likes the ladies and cheap booze. and from his track record in grand theft auto, he really likes to run whores over.

but really, how can any name be tougher than:

JESUS "FUCKING" CHRIST

[MetalMilitia]

I made a funny but I can't tell if it's racist. As the last bastion of sensitivity on the internet I ask for your help, I-mockery.

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/3711/giveamanafishkw5.jpg

[Moobs]

the walk hard advert is PISSING ME OFF >:

[Fathom Zero]

My aunt is only eight years older than me.

[Tadao]

I made a funny but I can't tell if it's racist. As the last bastion of sensitivity on the internet I ask for your help, I-mockery.


I like it.

[Spetsnaz]

but really, how can any name be tougher than:

JESUS "FUCKING" CHRIST


Charleston Heston, the very voice of god.

[Sethomas]

"Superior product from a wonderful seller! Makes capitalism seem viable!"

I really hope that people appreciate the thought I put into eBay feedback.

[Tadao]

This is page 1234 anyone who didn't post on this page is an Uber Loser

[Mockery]

OOOOBER

[Spetsnaz]

Whats German for loser?

[Tadao]

Whats German for loser?

Kulturkampf

[Guitar Woman]

hey guys

[Spetsnaz]

Kulturkampf


Übermäßiger verlierer

[Trash]

Dick "The Fiery Fist of Chauvinism" Steele

[arg_zombies]

I totally agree with you crazy german linguistsm whatever you're saying

[Esuohlim]

This is page 1234 anyone who didn't post on this page is an Uber Loser

Oh shit I hope I make it in time

[Tadao]

just delete GW's post :)

[Fathom Zero]

It's page 772 for me. :\

[Fathom Zero]

My school's academic team beat area and now we're going to state.

Thank you, Lord Kelvin. Thank you.

[Sethomas]

Yeah, Kelv-dawg. We're sorry your thermal scale never caught on outside of certain realms of chemical analysis (I use it regularly, I swear!), but your freezing point for water is higher than many people can even count! If you tell someone that it's 300° outside, the LAST thing they want to do is go on a picnic!

PS- Your claim that "Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible" has recently been rebuffed.

[Fathom Zero]

Lord Kelvin, Lord Byron, the Boxer Rebellion, A Clockwork Orange, dark matter, and "An airplane is to fuselage as a ship is to what?" The answer is hull. :rock

Plus a few more questions, I was on fire with these.

[Sethomas]

You're talking about a lightning round of ten questions? I loved those when I was in quiz bowl. One time when I was a junior in high school, we were given the choice between "German", "The 13th Century", and something else. It was one of those cases where nobody else on the team knew jack shit about anything, so the captain (I was not captain because of political reasons, and I had a crush on ours anyways) looked at me and asked for an answer for what to choose. I told her that I couldn't possibly choose between the two aforementioned subjects and not kick myself later for it, so she closed her eyes for a few seconds and said "German" with a tone of fear in her voice.

It turned out that I got 8 out of 10 of the answers right, wherein I had to translate an English word into German. This was in a tournament setting, so we were able to talk about it later with other teams that chose the subject. The team that did next-best in that subject got 4 or 5 with a combined nine years of in-school German studies among its members. When they heard that we (read: I) got 8 of them right, they asked how many years of German study our team had together. Our coach replied, "yeah, our school doesn't offer German as a class."

That being said, I should note that I can't read formal/academic German for shit. If I listen to a German song I can get the gist of it after a listen or two, but if I pick up a Zeitung or whatever then I tend to attempt to read two sentences and get a headache.

[Fathom Zero]

Then you'll usually get those "Words that start with 'E'," but they're all fucking evil words. We're bad at geography. Our suppossedly smart captain said, when asked where Jesus of Nazareth was born, "Syria."

I rocked at dog breed classifications (groupings) and mammalia lightning rounds, though.

[Cedar]

Damn it I'm an uber loser!

[Sethomas]

I think my favorite quiz bowl story was from the last match of state finals one year. It was frustrating because we were this podunk hillbilly public school going against all these private schools that require stringent exams just to be a student, and we weren't getting our asses kicked but we generally weren't winning either. I hated that we were so close to IMMORTALITY yet couldn't have it. The normal-round questions had different point values (against the norm of the usual game system), and the very last question was a "field expert level" one. The prompt explained that protons and neutrons are made of different ratios of the same two types of quarks. It asked to name those two quarks.

The room stood in silence for a nanosecond below what was permitted as my mind frantically tried to remember ANYTHING from a list of quarks I had read leisurely on a chart probably two years before then. Was there one called "weird"? "Blue"? Colors seemed like a fine guess! I then recalled that there was a pair of quarks that were by normal definition opposites, so it must have been those two for the question. I had no clue what they were, but "left" and "right" stuck out in my head. Nothing to lose, may as well say it!

So, I buzz in as late as possible and poised my lips to say "left". What came out, however, was "up". "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!", I thought to myself, assuming that I was seconds away from embarrassing myself. My only redemption then was to say something else as soon as I snapped out of anger at myself. "And..." I stumbled. "Umm. Down?"

The judge looked at me for a few seconds as if I were a complete retard who had begun throwing feces at the chalkboard in an attempt at modern art. Then, he looked down at the question sheet and said as condescendingly as possible, "actually, that's right."

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showgroups.php

Anyone else who belongs in 'VETS' should let me know here.

We need to stake out claim while all these damn noobs are running loose.


Damn noobs.

[Moobs]

if i'm not classed as a vet, or a noob, what the hell am i? ;(

[MarioRPG]

That's a whole lot of people who don't post here anymore. :(

[Chojin]

quiet noob

[MarioRPG]

Hey, I know it. I'm still trying to figure out what BAPE was :(

[MetalMilitia]

Bathing Ape

[Moobs]

I love the BAPE clothes but i don't want people thinking i wish i was black

[Pub Lover]

Damn my stupidity! I knew I shouldn't have joined Juttin's side in the war! >:

[Fathom Zero]

I'm happily neither becuse I don't like labels.

[Pub Lover]

Dude, wth? It's almost as important as your postcount! :eek

[Esuohlim]

Whoa there Pub nothing even comes close to the importance of your postcount

Don't scare me like that again :x

[Fathom Zero]

If they want my postcount, they'll have to pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

[Misdemonar]

Damn my stupidity! I knew I shouldn't have joined Juttin's side in the war! >:


I got drafted wan't my fault jesus

[Esuohlim]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showgroups.php

Anyone else who belongs in 'VETS' should let me know here.

We need to stake out claim while all these damn noobs are running loose.


Damn noobs.

kahljorn perhaps?

AND IN A PERFECT WORLD PUB LOVER WOULD BE ON THAT LIST :tear

[Pub Lover]

THIS AIN'T NO PERFECT WORLD, SUCKER! :P

[Emu]

What happened to the Purple Sparkle Unicorn Starship group? :[

[Pub Lover]

So I was thinking "You know what, Pub? You haven't looked at your postcount in very nearly a year! I wonder what it is." Then I thought "Actually, I really don't care! Stop being so silly, Person Behind Pub!"

I at least amuse myself by pretending to have multiple personality disorder, well, some of myselves. ;(

[Flashman]

Marion Morrison

[Pub Lover]

A downside to being one of Guitar Woman's more popular characters is the lack of an edit button.

So, posting twice in a row:

Does anyone else really enjoy it when random people you don't know IM you for the first time by asking something stupid in some crazy old slang that no one else uses & then they get mad if you try and politely introduce yourself in the hopes they will tell you who they are? Today I actually got a 5% warning which hasn't happened in so long I had forgotton that it was a feature.

If you're out there, dee franchise 86, you're a cocksucking shithead & no my name isn't 'gay'. Douche. >:

:lol

Usually the random people turn out to be Gadzooks, but I don't think this was him as Gadzooks is funny with it. ;)

[Nick]

Les Bean.

[MLE]

Oh man, I remember warnings ;o Those srsly still exist?

[Sacks]

Earl Hamm

[Sethomas]

I once had a TA whose name was Ian Needham. Aptly, he named his university account (for email and such) "ineedham".

[Sacks]

What a hoot!

[MetalMilitia]

Last night a friend of mine was telling me how we wants this job were he'd be in close contact with a number of kids with assbugers. At the time I remembered that a symptom of assbugers is that you are unable to distinguish jokes from non-jokes. This ordinarily wouldn't be much of a problem but in practically the next sentence he told me that "Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape".

I'd love to be a fly on the wall if he gets the job.

[Emu]

My little cousin has Asperger's and I always make sure that everything I ever say to him is serious and clean. Because he tends to repeat things.

A lot.

For hours.

[Pub Lover]

Drawing with MLE is fantastic. She sweeps across the page creating marvelous images in fine detail, whille I grip a blunt crayon in my retard fist and try not to stray out of the corner.
:)

[Dr. Boogie]

Rod Rammage.

[Emu]

Emily PM me the IP for your OC sessions, prs

[Fathom Zero]

Lemonheads ruined my fucking teeth.

[MLE]

i love lemonheads, but I love sucking on raw lemons so much more. it's way worse for your teeth than lemonheads.

[Sacks]

Evan Rude

[Tadao]

Are there plans for another war? I'm bored.

[Sethomas]

To be honest, I'm not very good at making conversation sometimes.

every once in a while i'll read about twins who find each other randomly without knowing that the other existed
I think if i ran into someone that was my twin
i'd probably assume that some organization was behind it and they cloned me or something, or maybe sent my future self back in time to kill my present self to save the world
so, naturally, i'd make a cryptic statement and engage in mortal combat
but i guess that's not a typical reaction. most people are like, "holy shit, i didn't know i had a twin"

[Fathom Zero]

You sound like a guy I'd like to know better over a few drinks.

[Tadao]

I never thought about how I'd react. I think my first reaction would jump straight past suspicion (as I have nothing of value and I'm not causing any CIA type trouble) into that of anger at my parents for not telling me about this shit when I've reached the age of maturity.

[Pub Lover]

My preplanned reaction has always been to attack the doppelgänger.

I want to make that fucker pay for the shit he's caused me. >:

[JediScum]

If I had a twin, I know what I would do.... but what if my twin had the same idea and found me first?

[MLE]

We can only hope he succeeds!

[Pub Lover]

JediScum's plan involves mutual masturbation. :x

[Neen]

I'd feel sorry for the ugly bastard, and try not to make eye contact.

[Supafly345]

RIVER PHOENIX

[Tadao]

now if my twin were the opposite sex... hmmmm.... we'd make babies to teach our parents a lesson.

[Pub Lover]

It seems my artistic effort vs time graph looks a lot like a ski slope.

[Esuohlim]

Better than mine

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/2186/graphrq2.gif

But I'm not complaining :(

[Pub Lover]

Did you even read that last article I sent you?

[Esuohlim]

Not only did I read it but I had it all prepared to put it up :lol

http://www.geocities.com/esuohlim/hateuinternet/0092-newpubarticle.html

[Esuohlim]

I think we both know that it was a good time to stop if something like that was going to pass through :(

[Pub Lover]

Oh wow, I totally don't remember writing any of that. :lol

It is very bad! :eek

[Spetsnaz]

DIRK DIGGLER