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Pub Lover
Jun 9th, 2009, 10:57 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

Tadao
Jun 9th, 2009, 10:58 PM
:pagebrak

Tadao
Jun 9th, 2009, 10:58 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

Sam
Jun 10th, 2009, 12:22 AM
I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE PROUD OF I-MOCKERY THEN I AM RIGHT NOW. :imock

Misdemonar
Jun 10th, 2009, 12:27 AM
IMOCK FOREVER :tear

Sam
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:01 AM
GODBLESS US, EVERYONE

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:05 AM
RAPE

bigtimecow
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:05 AM
<3 ROG <3 WHAT A DREAMBOAT <3

Sam
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:09 AM
BIGCOWTIME

bigtimecow
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:09 AM
wtf is there still an IRC for imock?

bigtimecow
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:10 AM
sam you're the freakin' man! let's play something together like now

Sam
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:11 AM
BIGTIMECOW I WOULD ENJOY TO PLAY THE GAMES WITH YOU!

bigtimecow
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:12 AM
WHATCHA WANNA DO

WE COULD ALWAYS DO ONE OF THOSE DRAW THE WORD GAMES ON JIPPII OR WHATEV

Sam
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:14 AM
I DUNNO MAN BUT I AM PROBABLY GONNA GET KICKED OFF THE COMPUTER IN A WEE BIT BECAUSE I AM A TOOL. :( BUT I GOTS XBAWKS AND PSPEE

bigtimecow
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:19 AM
I DONT HAVE EITHER OF THOSE :(

Aaarg
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:19 AM
meddle is my favorite pink floyd album

Sam
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:21 AM
K I HAVEN'T GOT KICKED OFF YET

bigtimecow
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:22 AM
i never understood what was the big deal with pink floyd, but now having a better appreciation for experimental music i guess i can kind of see it

bigtimecow
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:25 AM
i might start up monkey island

Y/N

Sam
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:29 AM
(.Y.)

bigtimecow
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:32 AM
but then i'm thinking, how much can i get done tonight? i likely won't play it again after tonight :x atleast for awhile

Sam
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:34 AM
It's funny. :(

bigtimecow
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:35 AM
it really is

i was playing sam and max before but then i got stuck like 3 hours in :( something with this chairlift thing

Sam
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:36 AM
I have Sam and Max on my Wii and I have never played it. :(

I've had it for MONTHS.

bigtimecow
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:41 AM
the slow downs are TERRRIBLE and made it unplayable for me. i sold it back :x

and the story is broken. to tell you without revealing anything, i had done X, so sam and max knew about X, but then when i talked to a character that i missed on my first walk through the city that character told me about X and sam and max acted like it was their first time hearing about X. it was annoying :( :( :( :(

Sam
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:44 AM
:( :( :( :( :( :(

bigtimecow
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:46 AM
just install the homebrew channel and play all the old ones with scummvm!

bigtimecow
Jun 10th, 2009, 02:00 AM
ummmmmmmmmmmm so yeah

bigtimecow
Jun 10th, 2009, 02:04 AM
well now i'm getting off the computer so i can take an ish and go to bed. BYE SAM

UNTIL NEXT TIME :(

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 02:08 AM
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air
And deep beneath the rolling waves
In labyrinths of coral caves
The echo of a distant tide
Comes willowing across the sand
And everything is green and submarine.

And no-one showed us to the land
And no-one knows the wheres or whys
But something stirs and something tries
And starts to climb towards the light

Strangers passing in the street
By chance two separate glances meet
And I am you and what I see is me
And do I take you by the hand
And lead you through the land
And help me understand the best I can

And no-one calls us to move on
And no-one forces down our eyes
And no-one speaks and no-one tries
And no-one flies around the sun

Cloudless everyday you fall upon my waking eyes
inviting and inciting me to rise
And through the window in the wall
Come streaming in on sunlight wings
A million bright ambassadors of morning

And no-one sings me lullabies
And no-one makes me close my eyes
And so I throw the windows wide
And call to you across the sky

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 02:10 AM
Bwah na nat na
bwa nananananaannananananananananana

RaNkeri
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:24 PM
The Russians with their vodka and the Finns with their beers and liquors; there's gonna be a riot when these 2 fan bases face each other soon. Fights are inevitable.

I bet that if Finland actually wins all hell is going to break loose :eek

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:55 PM
Couldn't it be sexy make out times instead of punchy fight times already?

Guitar Woman
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:59 PM
http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/images/justchillin.jpg

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 02:04 PM
Who turned your rock, Sweetie? :love

RaNkeri
Jun 10th, 2009, 03:06 PM
The disappointed drunken Finns will certainly be after blood

Fathom Zero
Jun 10th, 2009, 03:22 PM
bwatanah

RaNkeri
Jun 10th, 2009, 03:23 PM
There'll always be 2014

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 03:26 PM
bwatanah

...tpi kt bla mne kt atas langit ke kt bwatanah?

RaNkeri
Jun 10th, 2009, 03:28 PM
not to forget 2012

Aaarg
Jun 10th, 2009, 03:34 PM
i went for a walk in the woods and came home with a dead mouse. i proceeded to place her into a ziploc baggie and toss her in the freezer.

RaNkeri
Jun 10th, 2009, 03:38 PM
Party @ Aaarg's

Dimnos
Jun 10th, 2009, 03:39 PM
jalkapallo on homo

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 03:42 PM
jalkapallo on homo

Jalkapallojoukkueesta kentällä saa olla kerrallaan korkeintaan yksitoista pelaajaa.

Kitsa
Jun 10th, 2009, 03:42 PM
I see a couple of people have been shot inside the Holocaust Museum.

Dimnos
Jun 10th, 2009, 03:47 PM
Se, että on jotain tekemistä niiden kyky fake vammoja?

RaNkeri
Jun 10th, 2009, 03:47 PM
Jalkapallojoukkueesta kentällä saa olla kerrallaan korkeintaan yksitoista pelaajaa.

This is the first time the grammar in any of your finnish sentences is actually correct :eek

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 03:48 PM
Holokaustin uhreista suurimman huomion ovat saaneet juutalaiset, jotka olivatkin tuhon suurin kohde. Kamala pilkkopimeä mies?

RaNkeri
Jun 10th, 2009, 03:48 PM
Dimnos, my man, you have a long way to go

RaNkeri
Jun 10th, 2009, 03:49 PM
Holokaustin uhreista suurimman huomion ovat saaneet juutalaiset, jotka olivatkin tuhon suurin kohde. Kamala pilkkopimeä mies?

Holy shit, another one! :eek

Although I don't know what the fuck is the point of the second sentence? Terrible pitch black man?

RaNkeri
Jun 10th, 2009, 03:50 PM
:pagebrak

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 03:54 PM
http://content.humorpix.com/images/3109/p001.jpg

Dimnos
Jun 10th, 2009, 03:55 PM
Dimnos, my man, you have a long way to go

Valitettavasti en ole vielä, että hyvä. On Google kääntää. Toivon, että voisin puhua Suomi, vaikka tämä huono. Paheksua.

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 03:59 PM
Valitettavasti en ole vielä, että hyvä. On Google kääntää. Toivon, että voisin puhua Suomi, vaikka tämä huono. Paheksua.

Sian raato kääntää hitaasti kasvonsa valoon päin?

RaNkeri
Jun 10th, 2009, 04:00 PM
:lol

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 04:02 PM
Olen juksata. Googlen käännöspalvelu perustuu tilastolliseen kääntämiseen. Siinä tietokoneohjelmalle syötetään opetusaineistona valtava määrä ihmisen kääntämiä tekstikatkelmia, ja ohjelma pyrkii oppimaan niistä, millaiset sanat ja sanajonot vastaavat toisiaan eri kielissä.

Dimnos
Jun 10th, 2009, 04:04 PM
On se, että miten ne BBQ tuolla?

Dimnos
Jun 10th, 2009, 04:06 PM
Toisin sanoen ... Se ei ole täydellinen.

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 04:11 PM
Satunnaisuus tarkoittaa yleensä tarkoituksen ja säännönmukaisuuden puutetta. Satunnaista tapahtumaa ei voi ennustaa. Paljon kuten naamasi.

RaNkeri
Jun 10th, 2009, 04:15 PM
ok guys, change topic >:

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 04:18 PM
Kiira Korpi?

Dimnos
Jun 10th, 2009, 04:19 PM
Hän doesnt kuin puhut naamaani.

Aaarg
Jun 10th, 2009, 04:22 PM
The topic was changed to the shooting inside the Holocaust museum. That's pretty weird, as I remember the last time I went into any of the museums in DC I had to go through metal detectors and all that.

I don't really like the Holocaust Museum because it's depressing. It's morbid. I don't get it. There's art galleries and science museums and a little aquarium within a few blocks, go there instead. Celebrate the good humankind can accomplish (AND FISH) instead of the bad.

Fuck DC anyway.

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 04:23 PM
Kiira Korpi on seksikäs nainen! :karkea

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 04:25 PM
The topic was changed to the shooting inside the Holocaust museum.

Holokaustin uhreista suurimman huomion ovat saaneet juutalaiset, jotka olivatkin tuhon suurin kohde.

:rolleyes

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 04:26 PM
http://static.iltalehti.fi/viihde/kiira1704PP_vi.jpg

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 04:27 PM
Kaksi munaa ylös! :orgasm

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 04:39 PM
I just bought 2 dvds! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51QXAHBT14L._SL500_AA240_.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51QTooY4gzL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

RaNkeri
Jun 10th, 2009, 04:40 PM
I remember there being a topeless shot of Kiira too :/

Fathom Zero
Jun 10th, 2009, 04:45 PM
Yummy. Yeah, the Halocaust museum is gnarly, especially the part where you get to "walk in a kid's shoes". That exhibit made me sad, which I guess is the appropriate reaction, as opposed to... say, being giddy.

Dimnos
Jun 10th, 2009, 04:49 PM
http://static.iltalehti.fi/viihde/kiira1704PP_vi.jpg


GO SUOMI! :orgasm

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 04:49 PM
You're all a bunch of Green Day fags! >:

Aaarg
Jun 10th, 2009, 04:51 PM
better than a green bay packer!

i love basketball!

RaNkeri
Jun 10th, 2009, 05:01 PM
There IS a semi-topless pic of Kiira

Dimnos
Jun 10th, 2009, 05:09 PM
There IS a semi-topless pic of Kiira

Ja et ole esittää sen meille, koska ... >:

RaNkeri
Jun 10th, 2009, 05:12 PM
Get your lazy ass to google, search for kiira korpi and check the pictures. It should be on page 1 >:

Dimnos
Jun 10th, 2009, 05:15 PM
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=kiira+korpi

:rolleyes:

Dimnos
Jun 10th, 2009, 05:17 PM
But no really, you are my new hero RaNkeri for introducing her.

:wank

RaNkeri
Jun 10th, 2009, 05:18 PM
;)

RaNkeri
Jun 10th, 2009, 05:23 PM
There is also that one russian figure skater whose top fell off partially during her routine. It was all over the news papers.

Guitar Woman
Jun 10th, 2009, 05:31 PM
Dungeon Dad, Dungeon Dad

Duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh, duh duh Dungeon Dad

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 05:34 PM
Hey Guys? Anyone heard the new Greenday album? I heard that it was totally rad AND killer bitching!

RaNkeri
Jun 10th, 2009, 05:39 PM
off to work soon

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 05:40 PM
Do many fine ladies leave their curtains open along your route?

RaNkeri
Jun 10th, 2009, 05:46 PM
they're apartments, so the windows are at least in 4m heigth.

Dimnos
Jun 10th, 2009, 05:49 PM
Then you should start knocking on doors and delivering by hand. ;)

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 05:51 PM
Finnish people are shorter than 4m? I'm 5'8m and that is kinda short here in Texas.

RaNkeri
Jun 10th, 2009, 05:54 PM
I think the average heigth is around 1,75 m so yeah :/

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 06:00 PM
Oh, I get it. The windows are to low to see into. Man, walking around at 175m trying to see into 4m windows would be rough on the old knees.

RaNkeri
Jun 10th, 2009, 06:01 PM
I don't get the joke

Dimnos
Jun 10th, 2009, 06:03 PM
You meant 1.75m he took it as 175m

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 06:03 PM
En tiedä metrin päässä jalat? :x

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 06:05 PM
Haha, metres that come from feet? :dunce

RaNkeri
Jun 10th, 2009, 06:05 PM
You meant 1.75m he took it as 175m

And?

Dimnos
Jun 10th, 2009, 06:07 PM
and..... there is a . in there

Dimnos
Jun 10th, 2009, 06:08 PM
En tiedä metrin päässä jalat? :x


1 meter = 3.280839895 feet


Sooooooo....

If you are 5 foot 8.....

You are 1.72 meters in Finland

The Leader
Jun 10th, 2009, 06:10 PM
I thought that many Europeans put a comma instead of a dot/period.

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 06:11 PM
Three feet? Like Jake the peg? ;eek

KJleJbn9G6Y

Dimnos
Jun 10th, 2009, 06:11 PM
fine

1,72 meters :rolleyes

But Im off of work so I am out of here. Suckers.

Big McLargehuge
Jun 10th, 2009, 06:51 PM
i am happening all over the place right now.

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 07:30 PM
:pagebrak

Big McLargehuge
Jun 10th, 2009, 07:53 PM
Pub, you make it happen to me.

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 09:50 PM
RaNkeri hasn't come back from work, I fear he fell victim to a tyttöryöstäjä. He was powerless to resist.

RaNkeri
Jun 10th, 2009, 10:15 PM
Back from work >:

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 10:17 PM
So the little girl banditos let you go? :eek

RaNkeri
Jun 10th, 2009, 10:19 PM
the only woman I encountered was a grumby senior who was walking her dog :/

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 10:30 PM
Don't worry, you have all of the summer left for late light sexy adventures. ;)

Esuohlim
Jun 10th, 2009, 10:32 PM
Nomeansno is awesome #oldtadaopost

Esuohlim
Jun 10th, 2009, 10:32 PM
Fuck, twitter is the worst >:

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 10:37 PM
@Esuohlim Dude! We were ignoring him on purpose! #greenday #penis #hat

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 10:39 PM
Dude Esu. it has is two awesome concerts. A nomeansno and a hanson brothers. The Minutemen dvd has 3 concerts on disk two. One of them is an all acoustic show. Mike Watt plays his bass riffs on a 6 string :lol

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 10:42 PM
Gpi60pkJ5W0

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 10:44 PM
:lol @ Hurley

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 10:48 PM
I just realized both are famous for traveling in a van.

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 10:49 PM
All you King of the hill fags should show some respect.

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 10:50 PM
I NEVER GAVE A DAM ABOUT THE METER MAN, TILL I WAS THE MAN, WHO HAD TO READ THE METERS MAN.

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 10:51 PM
kZkSomRT29g

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 10:53 PM
All you King of the hill fags should show some respect.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU SAM

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 10:56 PM
Jackass

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 11:00 PM
Do you see what you did, Esuohlim? This is your fault!

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 11:08 PM
For Pub, but mostly for me.

TSdKs76CIuU

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 11:13 PM
http://images.musicclub.it/foto/ki/big/kim_deal.tif.big.jpg

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 11:21 PM
:fistbump

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 11:21 PM
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/fist.jpg

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 11:22 PM
:fistfuckkimdeal

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 11:22 PM
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/pubtadaofist.jpg

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 11:22 PM
:pagebrak

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 11:23 PM
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/SamTadaoHand.jpg

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 11:23 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 11:24 PM
You have my fist saved? :eek

No wonder I couldn't find it myself.

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 11:25 PM
Of course baby.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/PhotoFunia_40b37.jpg

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 11:26 PM
Since the ex isn't speaking to me, hopefully she is stalking me and sees this.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/misc092.jpg

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 11:28 PM
:eek I miss the meximomma on the far left :(

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/IMG_0782.jpg

I would have divorced and remarried that ripe ass.

The Leader
Jun 10th, 2009, 11:39 PM
I'd treat you right, Tadao. <3

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 11:39 PM
I know :(

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 11:41 PM
:eek I miss the meximomma on the far left :(
You gotta pic of the rest of her Tatt? :orgasm

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 11:43 PM
Lol I gotta a homemade porno of her riding me bouncing up and down and all around. But the agreement is that none but I and her shall see it.

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 11:44 PM
She even states that at the end :lol

Fathom Zero
Jun 10th, 2009, 11:51 PM
:lol That's great.

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 11:57 PM
omg I found a cd full of pics, I hope it is still readable

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2009, 12:00 AM
What's great is that you can see my hand tattoo grabbing on her tit tattoo. :X

Fathom Zero
Jun 11th, 2009, 12:19 AM
:O

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2009, 12:23 AM
Rf3C6rLwK0Y

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2009, 12:26 AM
I THOUGHT I WAS SOMEONE ELSE, SOMEONE GOOD

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2009, 12:28 AM
QYEC4TZsy-Y

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2009, 12:29 AM
YOU'RE GONNA REAP JUST WHAT YOU SOW

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2009, 12:30 AM
You never get over heartbreak. I would never expect anyone to be able to.

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2009, 12:48 AM
Oh man, I found a ton of my drunk photos of ducks and squirrels. Maybe tomorrow I will put them up for art thread.

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2009, 12:52 AM
EG0Q3kR7_9c

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2009, 12:55 AM
I FEEL YOUR PAIN ROBERT! :tear

Pub Lover
Jun 11th, 2009, 12:13 PM
:pagebrak

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 11th, 2009, 12:56 PM
What's your record on consecutive braks?

RaNkeri
Jun 11th, 2009, 12:59 PM
who gives a shit? :rolleyes

Guitar Woman
Jun 11th, 2009, 01:00 PM
I remember back when he used to get angry about getting the page break. :o

RaNkeri
Jun 11th, 2009, 01:01 PM
I mean, surely Pub isn't so lame that he would count his pagebraks and be proud of them :rolleyes

Guitar Woman
Jun 11th, 2009, 01:04 PM
ANGRY FIVE POST RANT

PAGE BREAK

SON OF A BITCH! WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE DAMN PAGE BREAK!

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2009, 01:04 PM
:lol

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 11th, 2009, 01:10 PM
who gives a shit? :rolleyes

The people do

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 11th, 2009, 01:20 PM
Also, they should make a METAL WIZARD OF OZ

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2009, 01:28 PM
And a rubber Dorthy.

Pub Lover
Jun 11th, 2009, 01:34 PM
What's your record on consecutive braks?
No clue. It never occured to me to keep track.
I remember back when he used to get angry about getting the page break. :o
Do you remember a time when I was funny? :(
I mean, surely Pub isn't so lame that he would count his pagebraks and be proud of them :rolleyes
If I had thought to I would've. :x
ANGRY FIVE POST RANT
PAGE BREAK
SON OF A BITCH! WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE DAMN PAGE BREAK!

Typing in all capital letters was such fun. Good times. :tear

Guitar Woman
Jun 11th, 2009, 01:45 PM
What would you guys do to an intersection in Portland to improve it

Describe this in detail because I don't want to do any writing today

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 11th, 2009, 01:58 PM
Portland, OR or Portland, ME ?

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 11th, 2009, 02:00 PM
Either way I would turn it into a roundabout and put a giant statue of myself shirtless with my bulging biceps in the middle of it.

Guitar Woman
Jun 11th, 2009, 02:00 PM
Oregon.

It can be anything, too, there are no guidelines on this project and I have no idea what the point of it is but I'm not going to pass without doing it

ALSO I ALREADY THOUGHT OF A GIANT STATUE OF MYSELF BE MORE CREATIVE

Pub Lover
Jun 11th, 2009, 02:03 PM
I would build an interstate on-ramp and drive to the beach for makeouts and drinks in the setting sun. :sunglasses

No off-ramp though. No one wants to be in Oregon.

Guitar Woman
Jun 11th, 2009, 02:05 PM
A secret tunnel to Barbados is a better idea

thanks for nothing, nerds

Pub Lover
Jun 11th, 2009, 02:10 PM
How about a popstickle stand? People still like buying popstickles, right?

Guitar Woman
Jun 11th, 2009, 02:14 PM
http://www.epicwin.org/img/misc/tsukasa.gif

But the last bite always falls off the stick!

Kitsa
Jun 11th, 2009, 03:08 PM
I would rename the streets to RAMONA QUIMBY AVENUE and BEEZUS DRIVE and put a big Beverly Cleary museum there.

Pub Lover
Jun 11th, 2009, 03:22 PM
Hey guys, FistfulOAwesome is FistfulONerdy. :x

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2009, 03:32 PM
FistfulOParagraphs

Kitsa
Jun 11th, 2009, 03:41 PM
I went to a restroom inside a hospital lab and there was a HUGE puddle of urine on the floor. When I told the lab worker (in case they wanted to, I don't know, clean it the hell up), she laughed and pointed to some elderly patient. She said, "Oh, that's just Trudy, she does that all the time."

What the hell? If you know someone is going to piss on the floor of your bathroom all the time, why don't you send someone in to wipe it up before you tell the next person to go in? Or are we supposed to splash through it and go, "Oh, that Trudy!"

I don't get people.

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2009, 03:43 PM
The watch too much Scrubs.

Kitsa
Jun 11th, 2009, 03:54 PM
That's the second urine-puddle run-in I've had in a hospital. The first time I was in an ER room and stepped in a random puddle of cold piss with only socks on my feet. It was so fucking gross, I showered the second I got home.

Pub Lover
Jun 11th, 2009, 03:55 PM
:pagebrak

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2009, 03:57 PM
It's not in the nurses contract to clean that up and they took all the money from maintenance.

Pub Lover
Jun 11th, 2009, 03:57 PM
American hospitals sound amazing. I can't recall a hospital I've been to that hasn't had a piss puddle. :pub'ssecretbladderproblem

Kitsa
Jun 11th, 2009, 04:01 PM
Well, I know there's rampant notmyjob-itis, but good god you can't just leave random puddles of piss lying around indefinitely.

Misdemonar
Jun 11th, 2009, 04:02 PM
OH GOD

GUITAR WOMENS' BACK

Guitar Woman
Jun 11th, 2009, 04:06 PM
sexy apocalypse

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 11th, 2009, 04:08 PM
and the Clement thread got locked up. Definitely two signs of the apocalypse

:Geggy

RaNkeri
Jun 11th, 2009, 04:12 PM
seems like clement got another thread moved to thread backups.

Pub Lover
Jun 11th, 2009, 04:13 PM
I successfully helped make the Clement thread worse, it was a mercy locking.

Guitar Woman
Jun 11th, 2009, 04:16 PM
Clement needs to come out with a blowup doll sex tape really soon or I'm going to lose interest.

Dimnos
Jun 11th, 2009, 05:05 PM
it was a mercy locking.

That's for sure. They even deleted my last post. :lol

Pub Lover
Jun 11th, 2009, 05:17 PM
Ow dude, you got the old Sam treatment. :hypno

RaNkeri
Jun 11th, 2009, 05:45 PM
off to work soon :/

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2009, 05:50 PM
Bike safe.

RaNkeri
Jun 11th, 2009, 05:53 PM
ofcourse




I have a bitchin helmet

Fathom Zero
Jun 11th, 2009, 05:53 PM
STtwgzujFS8

RaNkeri
Jun 11th, 2009, 05:56 PM
this ain't the youtube thread, boy :rolleyes

Pub Lover
Jun 11th, 2009, 05:57 PM
I wish it was. :(

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 11th, 2009, 06:00 PM
Every Thursday during the summer here they have a free band play down from city hall. Going to Robert Randolph and the family band tonight

http://www.buffaloplace.com/thursday-at-the-square

On Tuesdays they have free bands play near Niagara Falls, NY. Saw the Reverand Horton Heat a few days ago and on wednesdays they have free bands play in another part of the city. So free Charlie Daniels Band is going to rock.

We're the poorest city in the U.S. :(

Kitsa
Jun 11th, 2009, 06:30 PM
Rev. Horton Heat was probably the best thing to happen to that shithole.

There's a crappy state park and Nabisco. Or at least that's the way I remember the NY side when I was going to Ithaca years ago.

Pub Lover
Jun 11th, 2009, 06:36 PM
you're more than a little frightening in that pic, Tadao.

If he had his piercings in, not only would he be the king of the Thunderdome, but I'd need to change my underwear.

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2009, 06:44 PM
If he had his piercings in, not only would he be the king of the Thunderdome, but I'd need to change my underwear.

I did for the Rev. Horton Heat show.

Fathom Zero
Jun 11th, 2009, 06:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afCYkRJt9Cc

RaNkeri
Jun 11th, 2009, 10:11 PM
6L6oXrykF_g

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2009, 10:22 PM
Do they change America to what ever you guys call Finland? It sounded like they changed New Orleans to Helsinki.

RaNkeri
Jun 11th, 2009, 10:25 PM
The songs are quite different. This version is about nightshift truck driver. Helsinki is only mentioned as a place where rich men weep during the depression while the driver states he does the best he can.

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2009, 10:26 PM
Lol, Why didn't they just a new song.

RaNkeri
Jun 11th, 2009, 10:29 PM
It's a cover :/

RaNkeri
Jun 11th, 2009, 10:30 PM
Besides the tune is kinda catchy

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2009, 10:33 PM
Well yeah, a Gunthrie wrote it.

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2009, 10:35 PM
Oh, I guess ol Arlo didn't write it.

Esuohlim
Jun 12th, 2009, 12:49 AM
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/7267/marmaduke.jpg

Guitar Woman
Jun 12th, 2009, 10:07 AM
So is there anything worse than writing a fluff piece



Answer: Yeah, writing two fluff pieces in four hours or your future is RUINED

Guitar Woman
Jun 12th, 2009, 10:54 AM
Where the fuck is Womti when you need him?

This "Last Frontiersmen" bullshit would be easier if I had an actual bum to interview.

kahljorn
Jun 12th, 2009, 03:38 PM
hey here's an idea walk outside of your house go downtown and fucking find one you jackass

you don't have a future anyway unless you count being a spock impersonator

RaNkeri
Jun 12th, 2009, 03:48 PM
:lol

Pub Lover
Jun 12th, 2009, 03:49 PM
Where are our 4chan reps? Are you guys running another raid on youtube? Could you knock it off? I'm trying to watch Kate Micucci vids. >:

Guitar Woman
Jun 12th, 2009, 04:30 PM
I don't have time for that, but I was going to.

I changed my subject from homeless people like two weeks ago due to that being a played out topic, but the other one I picked was shit so I switched it back for a last-minute amphetamine scribbling.

I'm pretty much grasping at straws here but I think I can do it before 9 PM tonight :<

Shrubfest
Jun 12th, 2009, 06:56 PM
Eeek. I'm fairly drunk, but the manface passed out. What to do?

The Leader
Jun 12th, 2009, 06:59 PM
Have your way with him.

Tadao
Jun 12th, 2009, 07:00 PM
What are you drinking?

Shrubfest
Jun 12th, 2009, 07:03 PM
Bitter. In the pub was drinking boddingtons and shots of jager.
At home i got john smiths

Tadao
Jun 12th, 2009, 07:06 PM
I hope you were driving.

Shrubfest
Jun 12th, 2009, 07:09 PM
I can't drive. A nice man of indian background drove us, for £6.

Tadao
Jun 12th, 2009, 07:11 PM
Draw the words "I'm a hot chick, and I love Jixby Phillips!" on his ass and post the pics.

Shrubfest
Jun 12th, 2009, 07:22 PM
I just might.....

RaNkeri
Jun 12th, 2009, 07:23 PM
Man, everyone's gay for jixby

Pub Lover
Jun 12th, 2009, 07:48 PM
Not me, Son.

Shrubfest
Jun 12th, 2009, 07:52 PM
I'd be gay for you, though, Pub...

Guitar Woman
Jun 12th, 2009, 07:52 PM
Yeah, I've got Pub all to myself.

MattJack
Jun 12th, 2009, 07:52 PM
Shrubfest looks like my buddy's ex

AND I DNT LIKE HER

MattJack
Jun 12th, 2009, 07:53 PM
So yall gonna be watchin that Doc Mock s*it tonight or what?

Dimnos
Jun 12th, 2009, 07:54 PM
I'm beach side drinking tequila bitches! :lol

Esuohlim
Jun 12th, 2009, 10:43 PM
Shrubfest looks like my buddy's ex

AND I DNT LIKE HER

No way dude she's a qt >: and I'd do things to her boobs irl if she'd let me :x

Sam
Jun 12th, 2009, 10:47 PM
HEY MILHOUSE, FUCK YOU

Tadao
Jun 12th, 2009, 11:16 PM
I would totally ignore her.

Sam
Jun 12th, 2009, 11:28 PM
YEAH

YOU WOULD

Dixie
Jun 12th, 2009, 11:28 PM
I would totally ignore her screams.

Of course.

MattJack
Jun 13th, 2009, 12:12 AM
No way dude she's a qt >: and I'd do things to her boobs irl if she'd let me :x

Yeah she's a qt i'll give you that, but she will rip your heart out. PLUS SHE HAS A BRITISH ACCENT


RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

Pub Lover
Jun 13th, 2009, 12:14 AM
Worse than that, Jim. She has a Yorkshire accent. :puke

MattJack
Jun 13th, 2009, 12:19 AM
At this point i'd take anything ):

MattJack
Jun 13th, 2009, 12:19 AM
;_;

MattJack
Jun 13th, 2009, 12:21 AM
;_;

kahljorn
Jun 13th, 2009, 12:57 AM
the most amazing thing happened today

i was taking off my shirt and i threw it at my wife's head and it landed on there PERFECTLY LIKE A TURBAN.
PERFeCTLY

Pub Lover
Jun 13th, 2009, 12:58 AM
It is a clue.

kahljorn
Jun 13th, 2009, 01:01 AM
WHAT KIND OF CLUE?

Pub Lover
Jun 13th, 2009, 01:04 AM
I don't care, Re is on my TV. :boner

kahljorn
Jun 13th, 2009, 01:05 AM
aroo

Pub Lover
Jun 13th, 2009, 01:11 AM
Weell, I came. No need to watch the dumb movie.

Tadao
Jun 13th, 2009, 01:15 AM
Thestream keeps pushing me to justintv in which I am banned.

Pub Lover
Jun 13th, 2009, 01:16 AM
Thestream is broken. Maybe you should learn to not be a jackass.

Tadao
Jun 13th, 2009, 01:17 AM
Nah, that would be too much trouble.

Pub Lover
Jun 13th, 2009, 01:22 AM
Wow, I am already bored with the shitty people in the chat.

MattJack
Jun 13th, 2009, 01:22 AM
STFU

Pub Lover
Jun 13th, 2009, 01:24 AM
You were the best thing in there, MJ. :eek