I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[ThrashO]

Does that guy have bottom teeth?

[Rongi]

chojin now that you're buff do you try to fight people

[Fathom Zero]

so many teeth

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

playing fubar. The rhyme word was bog. They gave me shit for using mog and then balrog.

[k0k0]

Does that guy have bottom teeth?

If he had bottom teeth he'd look like something out of silent hill.

http://i.imgur.com/f3MfI.gif

[Fathom Zero]

chojin, why you cry coz muscle guy died?

[Esuohlim]

oh shit milhouse you like The Fall? you are officially the coolest dude on this forum

i have been obsessed with The Fall for like a year now. Mark E Smith is the best person to ever front a rock n roll band.

It's a fairly recent development. I tried to get into them a long while back and couldn't get over how all their songs sounded the same. And then something just CLICKED :eek

[elx]

perseids is almost here again!!
and again!!

[Esuohlim]

I LIKE THE LEONIDS BETTER, FELLOW ASTRONERD

[elx]

YEAH THAT ONE IS PRETTY COOL TOO SINCE THE SKY IS ALWAYS SO MUCH MORE BRILLIANT IN THE WINTER, BUT ITS ALSO REALLY COLD TOO, SO IT MAKES IT DIFFICULT TO APPRECIATE, YOU KNOW?

[Sam]

I LIKE THE LEONIDS BETTER, FELLOW ASTRONERD

I LIKED IT WHEN HE KICKED THAT DIRTY PERSIAN INTO THE WELL.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/8890/cosbydvdboxleonardpart6.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

oh hai elx

[elx]

sup

[elx]

whereever did pub lover and tadao go?

[Sam]

JAIL

[Fathom Zero]

pedo jail

took a shower, felt gud

wudoin, bby?

[Esuohlim]

Pub is dead and his hell is playing chess for an eternity :eek

[Sam]

TADAO IS MARRIED, AND THAT IS AS GOOD AS BEING DEAD AND PLAYING CHESS FOR ETERNITY.

[MattJack]

what if you don't like half of the people here? does that get you banned?

[Fathom Zero]

oh man, mj, I hope I'm not on that list.

[MattJack]

No, you're on my Good List. I hate a lot of people here. Makes me sort of, "meh" towards most

[Sam]

I'M ON THE GOOD LIST.

:FUSTBUMP

[captain516]

YOU MUST SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND BEFORE GIVING IT TO KOKO AGAIN

[Sam]

samtheboss: the corpse of Andrew Jackson will help you finish off, even if it has already gotten off
Laddio Roji: lolololololol
samtheboss: A REACH AROUND FROM ANDREW JACKSON'S CORPSE
samtheboss: A GOOD OLD WESTERN STYLE GRIP

[Fathom Zero]

:fustbump

[executioneer]

OL' HICKORY, GIVE YOU THE DICKORY

[Fathom Zero]

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/4950/tumblrlpfke1ds3e1qb9qww.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

:garybuseyeatingdairyqueen (http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2972/tumblrlox7hkdf3q1qd4n9x.jpg)

[k0k0]

You're a crook captain hook, judge won't you throw the book at the pirate!

[Sam]

I MUST SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND BEFORE GIVING IT TO FATHOM ZERO AGAIN.

[Fathom Zero]

I DO REPS ALL DAY LONG WHATCHU WANT COME AT ME, DUDE

:chojin

[elx]

OH NOT MUCH FZ. I'M JUST EATING MY EIGTH BOWL OF CEREAL FOR THE EVENING. IT'S HONEY NUT CHEERIOS INCASE YOU WERE WONDERING BUT I MUCH PREFER OHS I BELIEVE. WITH CAPTAIN CRUNCH. AND MAYBE GOLDEN GRAHAMS. BUT THE CAPTAIN CRUNCH WITH THE BERRIES IN IT IS DISGUSTING. RICE CRISPIES ARE ALSO DECEPTIVELY DISGUSTING. THEY ARE GREAT IN TREAT FORM BUT IF YOU WANT TO EAT IT LIKE CEREAL THEN IT WILL TASTE LIKE IT CAME OUT FROM UNDER THE TOASTER JUST SO YOU KNOW.

[Fathom Zero]

oh god, I love Capn. Crunch.

[elx]

IF I AM YOUR SECRET SANTA THIS YEAR I SHALL GIFT YOU WITH A SPILL BOWL AND A SUPER SPOON SO YOU MAY EAT YOUR SOG-FREE CAPN CRUNCH LIKE A CHAMP FZ.

[elx]

THE ONLY DOWNSIDE TO CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS THAT IF YOU RUN OUT OF MILK THEN IT TASTES REALLY GROSS WITH ORANGE JUICE

[Esuohlim]

Fuck, fuckity fuck, I fucking LOVE Oh's cereal. I can't remember the last time I've even seen it in a store, I miss it so much :( :(

[Esuohlim]

Cap'n Crunch is gayballs

[executioneer]

i only like peanutbutter crunch but it cuts the roof of my mouth up

[executioneer]

and yeah oh's is tits

[elx]

WHICH IS STRANGE BECAUSE PEANUT BUTTER TOAST TASTES THE BEST ALONGSIDE SUNNY D, SO YOU CAN SEE WHY I WOULD EXPECT A SUCCESSFUL COMBINATION. CAP'N CRUNCH IS JUST TOASTED BALLS OF PEANUT BUTTER, AND SUNNY D IS JUST OJ, RIGHT?

[k0k0]

I can't eat any fucking cereal anymore because of my wheat allergy. I'm stuck eating honey nut chex.

[elx]

DUDE THOSE LITTLE SWIRLY COOKIES THAT COME IN CHEX MIX ARE AMAZING, I WISH I KNEW WHAT THEY WERE :(

[elx]

Fuck, fuckity fuck, I fucking LOVE Oh's cereal. I can't remember the last time I've even seen it in a store, I miss it so much :( :(
serious? we have it everywhere here, even all of our gas stations sell the .99c bowls of the stuff. :( you should try ordering it from amazon.

[Esuohlim]

According to the Wiki page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oh's) it can commonly be found at Walmart and Target if not elsewhere, which explains why I haven't seen it around here I guess :eek TIME TO PLAN A SPECIAL TRIP

[Sam]

WHEN I WANT OH'S I JUST MAKE SOME LADIES HAVE ORGASMS.

[elx]

how does one manage to live in this country and never shop at a walmart or target?

[Esuohlim]

Have you SEEN the people at Walmart or Target? Fuck that noise

[Fathom Zero]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lot6mufybU1qa8kz9o1_500.jpg

[Rongi]

lol

[Pentegarn]

Have you SEEN the people at Walmart or Target? Fuck that noise

As much as I like how much lower my grocery bill is at Walmart the people there are often why I deliberately avoid the place

[k0k0]

I don't get him not wanting to shop at Target though... unless he wants to avoid hipsters.

Walmart has some nasty looking fuckers though. Even I avoid that place and I'm sure it's worse in a country town.

[Pentegarn]

Might be, then again it might not with the lower population. The kooks will still be there no doubt, but in lesser numbers

[k0k0]

Chojin, I tried playing Rusty Hearts but it made me want to go back to playing Vindictus. So that's what I'm doing now.

[Kitsa]

Man, I felt ok yesterday but apparently it caught up with me. Figures that today's the day I have to be out and about, too. Dammit.

I have a new WTF bus but I haven't gotten around to taking the pictures yet. It's a great one, though.

[Tadao]

iirc you weren't doing anything

i tried to do the same to MLE once and she flipped the fuck out and now she's gone again

but i dare not tread that road twice

I GOT MINE REMOVED FOR DOING TOO MUCH. :rolleyes

[Kitsa]

doctor just called and said my ankle is fractured "very badly" and I need to see an ortho surgeon, dammit.

I can walk on it so wtf? How badly broken could it be?

why the fuck is my life a health thread?

[Tadao]

He was terrible. Shut up, Sam.

PS - I tried to find that thread where we were pretending to be space pilots, or something, but no luck :(.

The one that made you and Sam look like gay homo fgt lovers?

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698598&page=3

[Tadao]

GOD DAMIT 10 more pages to read? I GIVE UP

[Tadao]

Hi Kitsa, walk on over here for a boner hug.

[Tadao]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/Lucifer40/pagebrak.gif

[ItalianStereotype]

Same thing.

you motherfucker.

[ItalianStereotype]

chojin, why you cry coz muscle guy died?

BRAH DO YOU EVEN LIFT

DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRAH

[MattJack]

:lol

[Rongi]

britpop is garbage music

[Sam]

The one that made you and Sam look like gay homo fgt lovers?

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698598&page=3

THANKS FOR NOTHING, WE ALREADY FOUND IT YOU STUPID BEANER.

[Grislygus]

TADAO I THOUGHT YOU STILL WERE A MOD DID I MISS SOMETHING

[Zomboid]

THANKS FOR NOTHING, WE ALREADY FOUND IT YOU STUPID BEANER.
SOUNDS LIKE TADAO WANTS US TO BLAST HIM WITH OUR CANNONS ALL OVER AGAIN.

PS - We couldn't do a new poster awards now BECAUSE SO MANY OF YOU NEW PEOPLE ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE (or just hang out in article comments and are terrible there).

[creeposaurus]

doctor just called and said my ankle is fractured "very badly" and I need to see an ortho surgeon, dammit.

I can walk on it so wtf? How badly broken could it be?

why the fuck is my life a health thread?

Its probably just a hairline fracture which usually don't take long to heal if you stay off of it. If you keep walking on it you can cause some long term damage. Doctors just like to scare you into paying them. Hope it feels better soon :(

[Rongi]

BaN aLL n00bz

[Womti]

more lie suck all dick's :lol

[Rongi]

Womti don't you have some trash to pick through

[Kitsa]

It's an avulsion fracture, apparently. So there's some bone chip floating around in there somewhere. Now I have to go to the orthopod :(

[creeposaurus]

It's an avulsion fracture, apparently. So there's some bone chip floating around in there somewhere. Now I have to go to the orthopod :(

And you're walking around on it? You must have a high tolerance for pain

[Fathom Zero]

BRAH DO YOU EVEN LIFT

DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRAH

No, but I'm sure if I made a hobby out of lifting heavy things, then I would be sad if a guy that lifted heavy things on the internet died.

[LordSappington]

I got an interview as a lifeguard tomorrow! Includes a swim test! Oh god I'm going to bomb it!
As in, I have to swim 300 yards, which I can do, I think, but not exactly with... form.
Fuck, whatever; if I bomb it, then so be it

[Kitsa]

And you're walking around on it? You must have a high tolerance for pain

Yep, my life is one big cavalcade of pain and I can't be arsed about it anymore. Basically. :lol

Which is a good thing because opiates make me want to puke, and if I say I'm in pain they just want to shove me full of them.

[Kitsa]

I got an interview as a lifeguard tomorrow! Includes a swim test! Oh god I'm going to bomb it!
As in, I have to swim 300 yards, which I can do, I think, but not exactly with... form.
Fuck, whatever; if I bomb it, then so be it

Good luck. Fuck form, get 'er done.

[Rongi]

I'm making roast pork ribs tonight :hat

[LordSappington]

Good luck. Fuck form, get 'er done.
Thanks! I figure if they tell me I need to swim in a breast stroke or something, I'll tell them something along the lines of "I CAN'T DO ANY OF YOUR FANCY SWIMMINGS, BUT BY GOD I WILL TEACH THOSE CHILDREN NOT TO FEAR DEATH, BUT TO FEAR ME HAVING TO GO GET THEM!''

[Fathom Zero]

I'm making roast pork ribs tonight :hat

I'm jealous. I want you to know that.

[Rongi]

GOOD

[Kitsa]

Thanks! I figure if they tell me I need to swim in a breast stroke or something, I'll tell them something along the lines of "I CAN'T DO ANY OF YOUR FANCY SWIMMINGS, BUT BY GOD I WILL TEACH THOSE CHILDREN NOT TO FEAR DEATH, BUT TO FEAR ME HAVING TO GO GET THEM!''


When all else fails, do a crawl.

[Rongi]

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/281400_1943157983491_1378710168_32002479_1508664_n .jpg

It's so hard being fat and laying around all day

[k0k0]

Just answered the doorbell to like 12 highschool girls in my yard. They said "You've been flamingoed" and apparently they put 5 flamingos in my lawn and said that they're from Anderson Highschool Color Guard or something and I have to pay them to get the flamingos out of my yard. I told them to just leave them. They said that the flamingos would eat my house and I told them to screw off. Man I hate fundraising little brats. None of them looked 18 or I may have put on the charm.

[Chojin]

http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/comics/00000390.png

[k0k0]

Fluorescent light hurts my eyes, should I wear sunglasses indoors?

I remember back when I worked at Dell computers they went from natural light to fluorescent. I think it was to keep people more alert, but it bothered my eyes so much that I wore glasses. If it's at your work, you'll probably get a lot of people bothering you about it, maybe even your boss. Just get a doctor's note if they do that. Tell your doctor that the lights are giving you migraines or something.

[Fathom Zero]

I was thinking something like http://www.gunnars.com/ as well, I don't even care if it makes me look like a massive faggot. Yellow-tinted glasses would be amazing.

[Tadao]

TADAO I THOUGHT YOU STILL WERE A MOD DID I MISS SOMETHING

Yeah, I wasn't serious enough for Philo. :rolleyes

SOUNDS LIKE TADAO WANTS US TO BLAST HIM WITH OUR CANNONS ALL OVER AGAIN.

PS - We couldn't do a new poster awards now BECAUSE SO MANY OF YOU NEW PEOPLE ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE (or just hang out in article comments and are terrible there).

QUIT TRYING TO GAY RAPE ME :(

And yeah, I would give KoKo props but he seems to be phoning it in lately. Don't be wacky, just be you nigga.

[Tadao]

also yeah Kitsa, I was being serious.

[Sam]

TADAO, YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

[Colonel Flagg]

Yep, my life is one big cavalcade of pain and I can't be arsed about it anymore. Basically. :lol

Which is a good thing because opiates make me want to puke, and if I say I'm in pain they just want to shove me full of them.

You go girl! :gentlehighfive

I had an issue with my knees - basically f***ing them up horribly while on vacation - to the point that I thought I was in for a surgical solution. I went in desperation to the chiropractor, who really didn't want to touch them at all, for fear of making things worse. I persuaded him to throw caution to the wind, and he adjusted only one knee (the worst one) and agreed to see me in two days. Long story short, the swelling is down, I'm doing knee-bends for strength and I can give the formal F-U to the surgical solution. Woot.

Pain is my friend. :)

[Colonel Flagg]

Thanks! I figure if they tell me I need to swim in a breast stroke or something, I'll tell them something along the lines of "I CAN'T DO ANY OF YOUR FANCY SWIMMINGS, BUT BY GOD I WILL TEACH THOSE CHILDREN NOT TO FEAR DEATH, BUT TO FEAR ME HAVING TO GO GET THEM!''

Now that's a morale poster for swim lessons.

[k0k0]

I was thinking something like http://www.gunnars.com/ as well, I don't even care if it makes me look like a massive faggot. Yellow-tinted glasses would be amazing.

Those actually look pretty good. I may get some if I ever go back into the corporate world. I expected them to look stupid, but as long as they help the eyes against the fluorescent bastards, it doesn't matter how they look really.

[LordSappington]

So help me, I will rescue the little shits, visit them in the hospital until they're back in peak health, then beat them within an inch of their lives all over again just to teach them to never interrupt my reading again

[Rongi]

pictures for sad children rules

[Grislygus]

Why the hell would I totally fuck bjork, my brain is, was, and forever will be telling me she's ugly as shit. I'm confused right now.

[LordSappington]

Well, time to go make an ass of myself. Wish me luck.

[k0k0]

Wait, isn't it a bit late in the summer to be a lifeguard? At least around here, pools start closing at the end of this month. Oh well, good luck.

[Tadao]

Creepasaurus thinks her pickles count. :lol What an idiot.

[Womti]

:pagebrak
dont worry tadao. I guess you're still weak from all the... spamming.:tear

[Tadao]

SHUT UP

[bigtimecow]

these page brak things are retarded

[Rongi]

big time cow you better shut up before i hit you in the lip

[Rongi]

pagebrak 4ever

[bigtimecow]

A REAL JERK

[Rongi]

off to see Sonic Youth tonight for the third time ever

[Rongi]

hopefully there wont be some dingus yelling "KIM GORDON YOURE BEAUTIFUL" this time

[Tadao]

SHE'S NO KIM DEAL

[Kitsa]

Some british show contacted me for permission to use a picture for them to make fun of :(

[Fathom Zero]

How do you feel about that?

[Kitsa]

I guess it depends on the comedian who wants to use it. They wouldn't tell me who. If Stephen Fry is making fun of me, I might as well kill myself right now.

[Fathom Zero]

What's the show?

[Kitsa]

http://www.comedy.co.uk/guide/tv/show_and_tell/

I probably shouldn't say any more about it in case there's some contractual thing.

[Pentegarn]

dont worry tadao. I guess you're still weak from all the... spamming.:tear

Who the hell are you to tell anyone about spamming? You clog this site with shit post after shit post

[Fathom Zero]

DUDE, CHRIS ADDISON? Of course, I'd do it.

In a fuckin' heartbeat.

[Kitsa]

his assistant is nice anyway.

[Zomboid]

Creepasaurus thinks her pickles count. :lol What an idiot.

Yeah, she tried to give me one a while ago, too. So, between her and Nick, I have a handful of "uninitiated"s :lol

[ThrashO]

Zomboid if you keep giving me red pickles then what am i going to put on my resume you horse dick licking mounty shit stain >:

[k0k0]

Some british show contacted me for permission to use a picture for them to make fun of :(

Is it a picture of you? That's really the only thing that would be offensive is if they say "Hey, look at this chick. What's the matter with her?". Or are they trying to make fun of your photography?

[Zomboid]

Zomboid if you keep giving me red pickles then what am i going to put on my resume you horse dick licking mounty shit stain >:

I dunno. "Good at TRIPPING BALLS, BRO! Working knowledge of loosely strung-together insults"?

[creeposaurus]

Yeah, she tried to give me one a while ago, too. So, between her and Nick, I have a handful of "uninitiated"s :lol

Even if the red pickles don't work, at least the the uninitiated's and retarded comments are there to haunt your user cp

[creeposaurus]

Creepasaurus thinks her pickles count. :lol What an idiot.

How is it possible for you to misspell a user nickname you seek out to bother so much. STOP TYPING WITH YOUR DICK YOU DICK

[Shyandquietguy]

creposaurus

[creeposaurus]

Good job, you came pretty close. I geev u gold steecker!

[Shyandquietguy]

creepisaurus

[creeposaurus]

OMG watch this

[LordSappington]

I predictably bombed the shit out of that swim test. I probably looked stupid when I couldn't even get halfway done the twelve laps.
I don't really care; either way, I don't have the job, and it's not like I care if I looked dumb; it was another neighborhood. The stupid, rich one.

[captain516]

If Chojin were here he'd be disapointed in you. Then, he'd tell you to do squatz and oatz

[Shyandquietguy]

creepusaurus

[Fathom Zero]

So today was a really shitty day

[Shyandquietguy]

creeposauros

[k0k0]

I predictably bombed the shit out of that swim test. I probably looked stupid when I couldn't even get halfway done the twelve laps.
I don't really care; either way, I don't have the job, and it's not like I care if I looked dumb; it was another neighborhood. The stupid, rich one.

Was it timed? Cuz if it wasn't, you probably should have just floated the rest of your laps.

[Shyandquietguy]

creeposauras

[k0k0]

I'll creep your sore ass if you don't quit. No I won't.

[Shyandquietguy]

Creeposaurms

[Colonel Flagg]

Some british show contacted me for permission to use a picture for them to make fun of :(

Look at the bright side - at least they asked for permission.

R*E*S*P*E*C*T

[Shyandquietguy]

creeeposaurus

[Colonel Flagg]

Missed it by *that* much.

[Colonel Flagg]

curare spouse

[Kitsa]

Just had a creepy experience. Went to the county fair, Kitsa junior wanted to ride the merry-go-round. We bought the tickets and Mr. Kitsa didn't want to accompany her, so I had to haul my broken-ankled ass up on the thing and hold her on the pony.

So the carny comes around, right, and I notice with the kid behind us that he's making a point to touch the kids. Not a tap, like rubbing their legs as he passes. This bothers me a great deal so I'm scowling at him from where I'm standing. He comes up to my kid and tries to rub her back. Just as he touched the small of her back, I moved to block his access to her and stared him down. He just sort of laughed it off and moved on to the next kid, whose back he slowly rubbed in a massage-y sort of completely inappropriate way.

I mean, it was the sort of thing that literally makes your hair stand on end. I just got the superduper heebie-jeebies even being near this guy. Just when I was thinking, fuck it, I'm outta here, he started the ride. My daughter didn't seem to notice anything amiss and I couldn't jump off a moving merry go round with a broken ankle, so I just held onto her and watched him. Holy almighty fuck was that man creepy.

As soon as the ride ended, I tucked my kid under my arm like a football, grabbed a support pole with my other hand and sort of Tarzaned my way off the ride to land on my good ankle. Then I got the hell out of there.

I don't know what I could have done differently but holy fuck was that guy a creepy pedo :(

[Pentegarn]

He's a carny, what do you expect. None of them are right in the head

[creeposaurus]

..

[Kitsa]

I would never in a million years dream of just walking up and touching someone else's kid like that.

[Tadao]

Via PM :rolleyes

... as to why you're such a douche

Because people like you exist.

[Tadao]

How is it possible for you to misspell a user nickname you seek out to bother so much. STOP TYPING WITH YOUR DICK YOU DICK

Probably because I don't care enough about you. You're pretty slow in the head.

[creeposaurus]

..

[creeposaurus]

..

[k0k0]

Just had a creepy exper....py pedo :(

I don't have kids and plan on never having them unless one of my future wives has one, but I've seen these kinds of things before. Really, the only thing you can do is tell someone in the main office that works the place so that they watch him and no kids get felt up in the future.

Reminds me of the movie Dirty Work... at 1:20 in the video.
s-Df8uIr3k0

[captain516]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X98wMHdfcE

[Fathom Zero]

I'm astonishingly depressed right now.

[Shyandquietguy]

creepozaurus

[Tadao]

:lol Creepadumbass put me on ignore. I can still red pickle her though. Someone be sure to quote this so it overrides her ignore setting. Hahahahaha

[Chojin]

I'm astonishingly depressed right now.

what else is new

[Bluebird]

:rolleyes

[elx]

773 733 7777

[elx]

sup t, how's married life?

[Chojin]

yes yes tadao, scare away the people who aren't being actively annoying

[Fathom Zero]

what else is new

my life is usually a malaise without a reason, but now I have cause to actively hate life and humanity.

[Tadao]

sup t, how's married life?

Pretty awesome. I've got everything I want and more. :O

yes yes tadao, scare away the people who aren't being actively annoying

I'll save it for later, and trust me, there will be a later eventually.

[Esuohlim]

my life is usually a malaise without a reason, but now I have cause to actively hate life and humanity.

An evening of synchtube will cure what ails you :eyebrows

[k0k0]

How do you jerks meet up on synchtube? I'm watching some crappy god play on it with a couple of weirdos

[Tadao]

An evening with some titties will cure it as well.

[Fathom Zero]

An evening of synchtube will cure what ails you :eyebrows

u wanna?

[Fathom Zero]

An evening with some titties will cure it as well.

that works for me, i've been into chubby chicks lately.

[Fathom Zero]

SAM THE 100 PROOF IS IN FULL EFFECT

[Fathom Zero]

UNDOIT IS FEELING PRETTY LONELY, MILHOUSE

[Chojin]

that works for me, i've been into chubby chicks lately.

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/chubbychasers.png

[Fathom Zero]

oh god why

[Pentegarn]

There's chubby and then there's that :lol

[Kitsa]

Yeah, I've been going back and forth on calling the fair office. On one hand, maybe the guy is just some innocent doofus who thinks he's great with kids and doesn't realize what it looks like. Mr. Kitsa said maybe he was just gorked out of his mind on something and thought he was showing the kids a good time. If the guy was just some idiot, I don't want to ruin his life by accusing him of pedo stuff.

If it helps, I have additional information: while he was standing in the middle of the Merry Go Round and running the ride, he was shouting things like "Yeeeee-haw! Ride em cowgirl!" to the kids. I don't know if this was good or bad, just that I'd never had a merry-go-round ride operator do that before.

[Kitsa]

Ok, I called the fair office and got some teenager-sounding girl who sounded like she didn't give a shit one way or another, but she said she would "report it" and that they "don't put up with that stuff".

Is there a lot of that stuff? That's kind of scary.

[k0k0]

Good job. And yeah, there's a lot of dirty people who work with kids. You never know. And you reporting it just means they'll probably have someone keep an eye on him to make sure everything is on the up and up.

[elx]

Ok, I called the fair office and got some teenager-sounding girl who sounded like she didn't give a shit one way or another, but she said she would "report it" and that they "don't put up with that stuff".

Is there a lot of that stuff? That's kind of scary.
try taking care of stuff in person if you can, it's way too easy to ignore people over the phone, and she probably won't be able to help you if she already hasn't. I do this to people frequently, just because outright admitting the inability to do anything pisses people off, so giving the "i'll see what I can do" bullshit is like the only option :(

but yeah "reporting it" is similar stock quote for doing nothing and letting the next shift handle any problems that come of it, so I wouldn't rely on that one bit if I were you

[Womti]

:lol Creepadumbass put me on ignore. I can still red pickle her though. Someone be sure to quote this so it overrides her ignore setting. Hahahahaha

DONE :)

[Aaarg]

all right so i'm moving, like, immediately. i have to find a place to live that allows pets and isn't in a trailer park, and i have to spend a lot of time cleaning and packing.

but the worst part is that i have to figure out how to move all this shit elsewhere without any fucking money.

[Shyandquietguy]

Womti, shut up.

@Aaarg, dang man, that sucks. How "no money" are we talkin'? Like if you had a trailer hitch but not enough money to afford a trailer no money?

[Aaarg]

like i'm going to have to have my dad send me money so i can afford the gas to get to the new place no money, haha.

when you're low on funds and you unexpectedly have to spend 400 bucks or not have hot water for an indefinite period of time, you get fucked!

also apparently i only have a hitch receiver so even to rent a trailer i'd have to buy a hitch! whoops!

[Tadao]

Bury it like it's treasure and them come back and dig it up with your kid.

[Aaarg]

never!

[Shyandquietguy]

WEll since you have the new address you can just mail it there!

Let THEM worry about it bro!

[Aaarg]

wait what? haha

[Fathom Zero]

:lol Sam never heard the word 'fingerpoppin' before.

[Sam]

I'VE NEVER HEARD IT CALLED "FINGERPOPPIN" BEFORE, IT WAS ALWAYS JUST "KNUCKLEBUSTIN" OR "FINGERBANGIN"

[Fathom Zero]

FINGERBANGING IS TOO BLAH, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

[Sam]

I GUESS I JUST COME FROM SIMPLER TIMES.

[Fathom Zero]

DO NOT GET ME WRONG, SAM - I WOULD NEVER DOUBT YOUR TEENAGE SEXUAL PROWESS

[Sam]

NO ONE PROWLS AS GOOD AS ME WHEN TEENAGE SEXINESS IS INVOLVED.

[Tadao]

Fingerpoppin? I guess if you bend you finger and pull it out real fast it might make a pop noise.

[Fathom Zero]

It's worse - it has to do with the cherry.

[Tadao]

Oh! I always only got sloppy seconds after my dad. :(

[Fathom Zero]

Tadao, ladies and gentlemen, Tadao. :claps

[Aaarg]

hahaha awesome

[Aaarg]

also gross, virgins

give me a gal with experience

[Kitsa]

I need to figure out a halloween costume that will top last year's Stay-Puft because that kicked ass.

[Rongi]

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/291825_1946768193744_1378710168_32006856_3357216_n .jpg

Got started early on my Walter White costume

[k0k0]

You gonna wear the heisenhat?

[Shyandquietguy]

Silly Rongi, that's for February!

[k0k0]

Oh, and if you want blue meth to carry around, just make some blue rock candy. That's how they do it in the show.

[Tadao]

Silly Rongi, that's for February!

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

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[Pentegarn]

:lol

[Aaarg]

I need to figure out a halloween costume that will top last year's Stay-Puft because that kicked ass.

my girlfriend had a future halloween costume idea that we've already burned to memory for when it's possible. dress our child up as a taoist priest and give her/him a bell, and then her and i dress up as jiang-shi and hop behind the kid.

nobody will get it but it'll be awesome for us.

[captain516]

I saw Robo Vampire too.

[Aaarg]

i've never seen robo vampire.

[captain516]

WELL I DID, AND THAT'S HOW I KNEW WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT

[Aaarg]

O.I.C. ("oh, i see"(

you should watch any-and-everything with lam ching-ying

[captain516]

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See? Hopping chinese vampire and shit
edit; okay aarg you seem to have a good taste in movies, i will do it

[Aaarg]

haha sweeeeeet

i watched mr vampire for the third time last night because we had company who was unsure about the idea of a horror-kung fu-comedy.

spooky encounters is also a classic if you prefer sammo hung's familiar face (though he produced mr vampire which is a better film!)

[Rongi]

Oh, and if you want blue meth to carry around, just make some blue rock candy. That's how they do it in the show.

Shit son, I might try to make some rock candy. I didn't realize it was pretty easy to do

I'm baking a cheese souffle right now, it is HUGE

[Rongi]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=32006856&id=1378710168

Delicious

[Rongi]

Fuck, I forget how to edit posts around here so just ignore that last post D:

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/295520_1948554078390_1378710168_32009466_6228271_n .jpg

[Aaarg]

there's an edit button at the bottom of every post you make

not even one of the secret ones that are just an icon with no text

these clearly say "edit"

[Rongi]

Actually, I think my ability to edit was taken from me, idk why

CHOJIN GIVE IT BACK >:

[Aaarg]

hacks him

[Esuohlim]

Hey Rongi a while ago I was trying desperately to find that picture you had as an avatar WAY BACK WHEN of the guy in the suit tied to a chair and labelled as "lolhelp.jpg". ANY INSIGHTS?

I don't remember why I wanted it anymore though :(

[Rongi]

Chojin gave me that picture, I think he used it as an avatar way back in the 90s

He would probably have it saved to his harddrive

[kahljorn]

http://us.cdn2.123rf.com/168nwm/carpathianprince/carpathianprince1009/carpathianprince100900086/7819308-hamburger-on-a-waving-american-flag.jpg

[Sam]

USA USA USA USA

[kahljorn]

CHEESEBURGERS AND THE AMERICAN WAY GOT ME THROUGH THIS TIME OF TRIBULATION.

[Sam]

GODBLESS THIS GREAT NATION

[Aaarg]

wb kahlgorn

[Esuohlim]

I DON'T WANT TO SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND TO OTHER BITCHES >:

WHAT A SHITTY FUCKING RULE

[k0k0]

In 2011, a Japanese scientist named Mitsuyuki created a synthetic burger made from human feces. The "burger" consisted of synthesized protein with soya and steak sauce for taste preservation. Mitsuyuki claimed the taste was similar to beef, and explained that the makeup of the burger was 63 percent protein, 25 percent carbohydrates, three percent lipids and nine percent minerals.

Gross.

[Sam]

I DON'T WANT TO SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND TO OTHER BITCHES >:

WHAT A SHITTY FUCKING RULE

KEEP REPPIN' YOUR MAIN BITCHES.

[kahljorn]

Sam I do not like your new avatar because i always think you are shukov

[elx]

speaking of synthetic burgers and great ol' america, in the past fourty years McDonalds has been accused of meat-foolery many a times. but there were two particular rumors that stood out (seperated by 20 years): a) that mcdonalds burgers contained earthworms b) that the patties were formed using cow eyeballs

McDonalds' response to these accusations? They chose to point out the illogical reasoning in the myths by informing people that there's no way they'd use cow eyeballs or earthworms as substitutes in their food, because both of those items are more expensive than beef.

[Sam]

Sam I do not like your new avatar because i always think you are shukov

IS THAT BETTER?

[elx]

It amazes me that they found that response so reassuring that they decided to recycle it a generation later

[Aaarg]

to be fair i don't think that shit costs more than beef

it's a pretty renewable resource i suppose

feed em beef, get beef-shit. feed em beef-shit, get shit. feed em shit, get more shit.

hope you assholes like your quarter pounders.

[k0k0]

I'm sure it would probably cost more to form shit into beef, especially with the research costs. I'm almost positive that there's no machine where you feed shit in and out pops a burger on the other side.

[Esuohlim]

WRONG. A TIME MACHINE.

[Grislygus]

If you had a random hook-up and then used a time machine the next day to go back in time, knock out your past self and have sex with the chick a second time, would that count as a cock block


time machines are a theoretical can of worms, guys :(

[Sam]

I GOT A CAN OF WORMS FOR YOU ALL TO OPEN IT'S CALLED SHUT THE FUCK UP. >:

[Grislygus]

WHEN IN THE GODDAMN HELL HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN ME, AT ANY POINT, TO BE PHYSICALLY CAPABLE OF SHUTTING THE FUCK UP?

[kahljorn]

once you open the can though its no longer shut up ;/

[Aaarg]

can we turn this can of worms into a burger? i hear worms are more expensive than beef and thus more tasty.

[Sam]

YOU CAN TURN IT INTO SOME SHUT THE FUCK UP AND THEN THAT'S ALL YOU CAN DO WITH IT I SUGGEST YOU ALL TRY IT.

[kahljorn]

can i get a sample

[executioneer]

If you had a random hook-up and then used a time machine the next day to go back in time, knock out your past self and have sex with the chick a second time, would that count as a cock block


time machines are a theoretical can of worms, guys :(
what if instead of knocking yourself out you double-teamed the random hookup

[Esuohlim]

YOU CAN TURN IT INTO SOME SHUT THE FUCK UP AND THEN THAT'S ALL YOU CAN DO WITH IT I SUGGEST YOU ALL TRY IT.

FUCK YOU SAM

ALL YOU DO IS STIFLE CREATIVE THOUGHT PROCESS

PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON WHY HUMANITY STILL HASN'T INVENTED THE GODDAMN TIME MACHINE

[Dimnos]

What the shit? Khal is back? :eek

[Fathom Zero]

I DON'T FEAR I AM DESCENDING INTO THE MOLTEN CORE

SO FAR I HAVE NOT FOUND THE SCIENCE

[Aaarg]

khlal invented a time machine and went back and didnt get heself banned

also sam why you so mean

[Aaarg]

is this houw you play the INterneT?
http://klimp.dk/glown/umad.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

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[Sam]

I'M NOT MEAN JUST SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSH UTUP

[Grislygus]

DID SOMEONE SAY LOUDER?

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[Grislygus]

CAUSE WE CAN DO THAT

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[Fathom Zero]

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