I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

So I've been docking around on YouTube and it never ceases to amaze me how many wingnuts, bigots, schizoids, etc. Not only have accounts but multiple videos, followers that actually agree with them, and comments encouraging them. Youtubes starting to creep me out almost as much as 4chan used to.

You've been docking...

[Pub Lover]

So I've been docking around on YouTube and it never ceases to amaze me how many wingnuts, bigots, schizoids, etc. Not only have accounts but multiple videos, followers that actually agree with them, and comments encouraging them. Youtubes starting to creep me out almost as much as 4chan used to.

You've been docking around youtube? Link?

[Pub Lover]

So I've been docking around on YouTube and it never ceases to amaze me how many wingnuts, bigots, schizoids, etc. Not only have accounts but multiple videos, followers that actually agree with them, and comments encouraging them. Youtubes starting to creep me out almost as much as 4chan used to.

There are words after the important detail of your youtube docking, but whenever I try to read them my eyes unfocus and I lick my lips.

[Pub Lover]

So I've been docking around on YouTube and it never ceases to amaze me how many wingnuts, bigots, schizoids, etc. Not only have accounts but multiple videos, followers that actually agree with them, and comments encouraging them. Youtubes starting to creep me out almost as much as 4chan used to.

I am seriously making this face. :orgasm

[Otto]

Wow.

I meant "dicking." I'm posting from my iPod Touch and my sausagey fingers keep hitting the autocorrect suggestions. Also, Never suggest that a "gang stalking" victim see a doctor unless you enjoy twenty comment notices in your inbox in the spam of three minutes, all by the same person.

[Pub Lover]

...in the spam of three minutes...
Good times. :)

[Pub Lover]

Why would a gang stalking victim need to see a doctor? Are we talking about Pram here?

[Otto]

Oh how I wish gang stalking was what you were thinking of.

I'll post some links about the craziness of gang stalking victims in the afternoon. It's four in the morning and I have to be up at six.

[executioneer]

that sounds like what pram THINKS we've been doing to him

[Otto]

Okay, since I can't seem to fall asleep and seem to be having mild auditory and visual hallucinations (most likely from serotonin syndrome and sleep deprivation) here's all you need to know about "gang stalking."

Gang stalking victims are more than likely sufferers of paranoid schizophrenia who have convinced themselves that they, for some bizarre reason, are under constant surveillance and scrutiny from either a shadowy organization, the government, or just a cadre of random individuals. The supposed victims of gang stalking claim that the perpetrators of their stalking routinely sneak into their house in order to bug their phones, set up video surveillance equipment, and replace their possessions with inferior duplicates. The victims believe that this organization is trying to slowly torture them into insanity. They think that every single thing that goes on around them is part of this plot and think that they are also being given subtle hints by their stalkers. These hints can be anything, including driving by them with your headlights on, walking a dog while listening to an iPod, Looking at them, or any mundane thing you can think of. They also believe that they cannot go to doctors, because doctors are "in on it" and will slap them with a bogus diagnosis of schizophrenia or paranoia in order to discredit them.

There are hundreds of support group messageboards for people who think they are targeted individuals and these unmedicated schizoids constantly post "evidence" of their stalking on Youtube, all of which are just recordings of everyday things like a busy street, or sometimes mundane happenings like their cable not working or their lights flickering.

[Otto]

Oh yeah, and no matter how tempting it seems DO NOT make fun of their videos. If you so much as even suggest that they might need some help they will FREAK THE FUCK OUT and accuse you of "being in on it." Then they will spam your inbox with message after message of gibberish about government mind control.

[Pub Lover]

And do you tell them "yeah, but I haven't been given the go command to kill you yet" because if not you are doing this wrong.

[Otto]

Honestly? I was considering it, but after 30 private messages of "I'm on to you!" "Giving me syphilis isn't going to stop me!" and other random yammering, I think some things aren't worth dying for.

[Chojin]

this sounds like something i need to get in on.

[Pentegarn]

Pretty much every youtube comment thread has 2 things in it

"That's fake"

and

"<racism racism racism>"

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

"I'm on to you!"

:lol That's one of my favorite expressions.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Pretty much every youtube comment thread has 2 things in it

"That's fake"

and

"<racism racism racism>"

Someone probably drew the line.

[Tadao]

You didn't use a fake email/youtube account? WTF mang?

[Zhukov]

RelevantjLqk17iKPYE

[Rez]

we have this guy who seems homeless but has a website and documents boring crap as proof that he's being watched. people riding bikes by him, the ones wearing black shirts are the ones watching him, etc

i used to see him all over the place but as soon as i planned to ride around town with a couple of friends all wearing black shirts i didnt see him anywhere.

we were going to subtly nod and have each of us say "reported" as we rode by him.

[Rez]

here he is: http://www.josephsherman.net

here is where he accuses the city of slandering his mom with public art, ripping off his popularization of a pinstripe suit from jc penney, establishments putting hazard signs near him to indicate that he is a dangerous person, and other coded conspiracies: http://www.josephsherman.net/pictureproof.html

[Otto]

You didn't use a fake email/youtube account? WTF mang?

I didn't register my Youtube account with the intent of using it to troll retards, but now that I've been sucked into the dark world of mocking pretend war veterans, gay pride rally protesters, and paranoid schizophrenics I think it might be wise to go ahead and set up a few alt accounts and some Yahoo mail accounts.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

here he is: http://www.josephsherman.net

here is where he accuses the city of slandering his mom with public art, ripping off his popularization of a pinstripe suit from jc penney, establishments putting hazard signs near him to indicate that he is a dangerous person, and other coded conspiracies: http://www.josephsherman.net/pictureproof.html


This guy is amazing. His entire page is like a comma-o-rama though. Only crazies use excessive commas.

Also he uses the term HATECRIMES instead of hate crimes which make them sound way way way worse. :lol

[Tadao]

I didn't register my Youtube account with the intent of using it to troll retards, but now that I've been sucked into the dark world of mocking pretend war veterans, gay pride rally protesters, and paranoid schizophrenics I think it might be wise to go ahead and set up a few alt accounts and some Yahoo mail accounts.

Yeah, I've thought of Youtubeing certain people, but I'm too lazy to set up a separate account, so I don't.

[Kitsa]

I went to a strange store yesterday. It was nowhere near Foy's calibre, it was more strange in a bad way, like chinese toilet paper you could see bits of newsprint in, and a whole aisle of expired Little Debbie snack cakes, stuff like that. It was kind of like if you could find something halfway between one of those supercheap grocery stores and a really dirty garage sale.

Anyway, at one point I glanced under a card table holding up plastic flowers, cans of butane and bottles of clam juice, and there was a large cardboard box filled to the brim with bottles of "anal lube". 4/$1.

edit: I put that in quotes so that you wouldn't think the "anal" part was just my exaggeration or commentary. It really did say anal lube.

[Chojin]

here he is: http://www.josephsherman.net

here is where he accuses the city of slandering his mom with public art, ripping off his popularization of a pinstripe suit from jc penney, establishments putting hazard signs near him to indicate that he is a dangerous person, and other coded conspiracies: http://www.josephsherman.net/pictureproof.html

http://www.josephsherman.net/pics20%20003.JPG

Art display located in front of Fifth Street Apts., across the street from the Davis post office; statue of unclothed female walking an I-beam balance beam; without a doubt attempt to smear my Mom.

:lol

[Tadao]

http://frogsmoke.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/wonderbra%20nipples.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Have you gotten to his resume?, Don't sell it, its trade marked, OR ELSE;

http://www.josephsherman.net/scandal.html

Pub, or Zhukov, Since you are closer than I to the region of the marsupials, what does it take to get to kangaroo court?

[Otto]

I think I'm going to do a search for "victim of gang stalking" on youtube and pick one of the craziest videos to reward with constant comments that are nothing but a series of numbers/letters and a nonsensical phrase: "4502B69 LABEL SPRAY REDACTED UNTIL 9 PM" to see how much crazy I can squeeze out of these people.

[Chojin]

better yet, make your new youtube account "pram maven", include all the info you can on his profile and leave a trail to his other sites, then start stalking these crazy people

with any luck, he'll get murdered

[Tadao]

:lol Masterful

[Otto]

BEST IDEA EVER

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

that's amazing.

[Rez]

we had one of them on another board i go to who has an obsession over elizabeth smart and is convinced that we're just too dumb to ever get a hold of her

i said somethign to the effect of "you think i dont know who you are :lol those codes you have are for limited use and i know every one of them. listen, in two weeks you'll know where to meet me, because i'm definitely coming for you"

oh my god i nearly felt bad when my inbox flooded with "WHO ARE YOU" "YOU ARE AN IMPOSTER" "NEVER MIND IM SURE THE AUTHORITIES WILL APPRECIATE THIS" (my response: as what kind of evidence? if it isnt tagged under their own instruments you are fucked because no one is going to listen to that. you've been recycled already, it's over) "COME AND GET ME YOU WILL GET A NASTY SURPRISE" "WHO IS THIS???!!!!!!"

:lol

[kahljorn]

yea i knew this guy who was a "target" as well.

he was always talking about how people are out to get him just like the guy from a beautiful mind. theres always people outside his house and shit. Also his penis doesn't work because his sister poisoned him or something because she wanted to ruin him and he hates women and wants to murder all of them.
stuff like that. too much crazy to remember really.
Also he accused me of destroying his mind or something cause i used to talk shit on him when he thought he was an internet tough guy :lol

also he looked like that guy t hat used to post here that liked girls poop

[Guitar Woman]

So nobody answered my question before; has anyone considered that Pram Maven might just be expertly playing to an extremely bored and lolcow-deprived audience? He's basically been saying everything you've wanted to hear since his first goddamn thread.

I still don't believe he's legit, which is why I haven't gone over to his house and taken a shit in his basement yet despite being completely capable of doing so whenever the mood strikes me.

[Wiffles]

He could be the greatest character of all time!

[Fathom Zero]

docking
:love

[Kitsa]

Woah. I was way off.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking

[Pub Lover]

What was your supposed meaning before looking it up?

[Kitsa]

I was thinking mainly of dog tails, but it was a generally murky area.

[Otto]

Before one of my friends showed me the urban dictionary definition a few weeks ago, I thought it meant two women pressing their breasts together.

[Otto]

and frankly... I DON'T KNOW WHICH DEFINITION TURNS ME ON MORE.

One of my friends came up with the term "lightsabering" which is when two dudes bang their erections together while making lightsaber noises.

[Fathom Zero]

A variation on swordfighting, no doubt.

[Tadao]

So nobody answered my question before; has anyone considered that Pram Maven might just be expertly playing to an extremely bored and lolcow-deprived audience? He's basically been saying everything you've wanted to hear since his first goddamn thread.

I still don't believe he's legit, which is why I haven't gone over to his house and taken a shit in his basement yet despite being completely capable of doing so whenever the mood strikes me.

You act like there aren't a shit ton of immature idiots just outside your door. :/

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

stomach sticks is where its at guys.

[Dimnos]

I'll stick with eatting bearded clam. :\

[HickMan]

Hey guys hope I didn't miss anything in my absence. I was too busy saving 'MURICA

[Pub Lover]

Good Job, Clay. Thank you. :)

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[HickMan]

Thank you for the Page Brak!

[Colonel Flagg]

Hey guys hope I didn't miss anything in my absence. I was too busy saving 'MURICA

How ya doin', Cap'n?

[Pub Lover]

I read somewhere that Kylie Minogue in Madame Tussaud's has to regularly have her front and back bottom re-done because people are always rubbing them.

I heard that about the real one too.

[Fathom Zero]

Saw the bit about Fork Handles today. I LOVE A GOOD SKETCH COMEDY NOW AND AGAIN.

[Zhukov]

I heard that about the real one too.

Getting rubbed, or getting re-done? Perhaps both.

I'd give her a good rub.

[Pub Lover]

Oh yes.

[Pub Lover]

70% of Homestuck's fanbase
When I saw you with the Strider avatar I knew some sort of shit like this was going to go down. Goddamn, you are annoying.

[Pub Lover]

Reading the 'Dads' thread just now I had to remind myself that my Dad isn't dead. I forget these things, you see.

[Pub Lover]

RT @dannytatom People sure do cry a lot. http://t.co/c5KSj9Y

[Fathom Zero]

dead dads being dead

[Pub Lover]

People who quote me right before I edit my posts to say something completely different >:

I really can't properly articulate my hatred for restaurants in general whether they're some mom-and-pop back-alley shithole or a 5-star joint where Gordon Ramsay personally comes out and gives you a blowjob

Eating in these places is nothing but a fucking chore and I have to really fight the urge to urinate under the table before I leave


Jun 20th, 2011, 07:01 PM
People who quote me right before I edit my posts to say something completely different

I really can't properly articulate my hatred for restaurants in general, no matter if they're some mom-and-pop back-alley shithole or a 5-star joint where Gordon Ramsay personally comes out and gives you a blowjob, because eating in these places is nothing but a fucking chore and I have to really fight the urge to urinate under the table before I leave

[Pub Lover]

TAKE HIS FUCKING EDIT BUTTON AWAY >:

[Guitar Woman]

When I saw you with the Strider avatar I knew some sort of shit like this was going to go down. Goddamn, you are annoying.

I'm utterly terrified, j/s

I guess it'd help if I stopped reading the threads about it on 4chan, but I'll still know they're there. Somewhere.

[Guitar Woman]

Hey Pub, how about you let the amphetamine-addled fucknuggets edit their posts compulsively in peace, ok?

[Pub Lover]

I'm utterly terrified, j/s

I guess it'd help if I stopped reading the threads about it on 4chan, but I'll still know they're there. Somewhere.

[Pub Lover]

Jun 20th, 2011, 07:07 PM
Hey pub how about you let the amphetamine-addled fucknuggets edit their posts compulsively in peace ok

[Guitar Woman]

You're dangerously close to being ejected from my chess.com friends list, dickhead

[Pub Lover]

Send me a picture of your dick and I'll leave you alone for the rest of the year.

[Guitar Woman]

http://i54.tinypic.com/2rfqafd.jpg

[Pub Lover]

HAWT :wank

[Fathom Zero]

fuck this shit, I'd rather be reading yaoi

[Guitar Woman]

Look what you've done, Pub.

[Pub Lover]

Homestuck themed yaoi?

[Guitar Woman]

Wanna see my Equius fanart guys

[Pub Lover]

/pagebrak

[Fathom Zero]

Homestuck themed yaoi?
I don't have such intimate knowledge. And I stopped reading Homestuck, anyway. I suppose it's because I was always waiting for the good part.

[Pub Lover]

How are emoticons even done. Where can I make this hapen.

[Fathom Zero]

http://fyeahdoujin.tumblr.com/post/5064690597/ronald-mcdonald-x-america-x-colonal-sanders

prolly... yeah prolly nsfw

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1898/tumblrla38klvy4j1qzytr4.jpg

[Pub Lover]

That shit was followed before it had even finished loading. I want that all over my dashboard forever.

[Fathom Zero]

H-Q7b-vHY3Q

[Guitar Woman]

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

Glad we're on the same page, Pubbles.

[HickMan]

I don't know what you guys are arguing about but I don't like it.

[Shyandquietguy]

The biggest connections me and Pub have are Chess.com and insomnia!!

[kahljorn]

whats strider from

[Pub Lover]

Wanna see my Equius fanart guys

I don't even care what this used to say. <3

[Dimnos]

GW, how do you still have an edit button?

[Pub Lover]

HE HAS HAD IT TAKEN OFF HIM SO MANY TIMES BUT HE SUCKS MOD COCK PRETTY DAMN HARD. >:

[Pub Lover]

MAD COCK

[Pub Lover]

MAD MOD COCK

[kahljorn]

WHOS MAD MOD COCK DO I HAVE TO SUCK TO GET SOME ANSWERS AROUND HERE

[Grislygus]

I WANT TO BE A MAD MOD SO I CAN GET MY FRESHLY MODDED COCK SUCKED

[Grislygus]

BUT WHATEVER MAN MACKS DOWN ON MY MAD MOD MEMBER MUST MAKE DAMN SURE THEY WEAR A DRESS 'CAUSE I'M SURE AS HELL NOT GAY

[Guitar Woman]

GW, how do you still have an edit button?
Blowjobs, my friend. Blowjobs.

whats strider from
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=002209

[Ex Leper]

Jackass star Ryan Dunn (Who stuck the toy car in his ass) died today in a car crash.

[Fathom Zero]

Sucks when young people die. :/

[Tadao]

LIVE HARD, DIE GAY

[Tadao]

LIVE GAY, DIE HARD

[Zhukov]

I bet his mum is proud of how he is remembered.

I feel superior to this man because I am alive and haven't stuck anything up my arse.

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[Kitsa]

Just watched Jackass 3.5 the other night. Hm. :/

[Pub Lover]

It comes to a thing when a person breaks the computer to stop there being contact with me.

We won't be seeing Shrub for a while, guys.

[Pub Lover]

I feel superior to this man because I am alive and haven't stuck anything up my arse.

I can help you with both those things.

[Chojin]

It comes to a thing when a person breaks the computer to stop there being contact with me.

We won't be seeing Shrub for a while, guys.

wat

[Fathom Zero]

You, sir, are a ponce.

[executioneer]

augh im never gonna get any parasprites

[Zhukov]

Seduction of unavailable women online happens.

[Tadao]

She's just depressed because she knows she'll never be able to make sweet love to me.

[Pub Lover]

She did make comment that you getting hitched means you really are sweet little puppy on the inside. :x

[Pub Lover]

Seduction of unavailable women online happens.

I'm beta as fuck on top of only talking about sucking cocks. Why would a dude be bothered by me? :eek

[Tadao]

Women love puppies :X

[HickMan]

The large majority also love my penis :picklehat

[Pub Lover]

My chess game with Miss Elx just timed out and no one else has started a game with me in days. I think the fad is over.

[Pub Lover]

This might mean I sleep at night now. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

You're talking nonsense.

[Pub Lover]

18052 posts of nonsense. :eek

[Pub Lover]

A civilized society built on thousands of years of cultural evolution and we still love shineys. Who needs something awesome like a nicer vacation.

We also still say the sun rises and sets despite knowing it doesn't.

[Grislygus]

wat

I also request an explanation, though I was never quite sure WHY I enjoyed reading shrub's posts

[Pub Lover]

Was it her avatar showing her ample bosom?

Her laptop is broken. She won't be on much until it is fixed.

[Pub Lover]

Is Chubby a good name for him??

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a23/creeposaurus/2011-03-19_22-47-10_991.jpg

as long as it's just a first name, he needs a last name too

preferably a mcsomethingorother

McBoner.

[executioneer]

guys i passed 25000 posts not that long ago

celebration, or depression

[Wiffles]

guys i passed 25000 posts not that long ago

celebration, or depression

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/_images/1c620c6a543f8f7e50a4cf74f61048fa/19%20-%20animated%20clapping%20clopplauding%20twilight_s parkle.gif

celebrate with ponies!

[Wiffles]

double post

[executioneer]

i'm just upset that i didn't notice the EXACT post that rolled it over

coulda done something real special!

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[kahljorn]

right now im spending 14 hours a day to go to two classes :(

also most of the girls there are weird looking. its like right on the beach so i kind of thought thered be a lot of hot girls there ;/
on the brightside im prolly the only non-douchey attractive dude there.

im kind of considering trying to go to another school and crash classes in the hope that there will be hotter girls there ;/ :lol

[Kitsa]

You just missed National Be a Douche Day:

http://www.lurid.com/archives/435

warning: has futurama ad :/

[Pub Lover]

In case you were wondering yes, my disembodied head is coming to get out of your computer as soon as you turn it off and get you

I'm safe then. I never turn it off.

[Dimnos]

I can only imagine what fun you would have with a disembodied head Pubs.

[kahljorn]

You just missed National Be a Douche Day:

Hm. Maybe people still have their douche costumes on

[Tadao]

I'll start another game with you Pub if I can access it later today. Things are pending right now and I don't know if I have to set my Chess into Vacation mode.

[Guitar Woman]

I quit smoking this weekend.

http://i54.tinypic.com/vhq4qt.gif

[Zhukov]

Wow, how long has it been then? A handful of entire days? Congrats.

You've quit before, and you're only a teenager - I'm sure you'll start up again soon enough.

[Pub Lover]

You are so dumb, GW. Christ. If you're not smoking in a year, that is quit. Not smoking for three days is pussy bullshit. I can quit eating that fucking long for fucks sake.

[Guitar Woman]

You've quit before
no not really

I'm sure you'll start up again soon enough
probably not, I'm kind of done with smelling like shit and being tired and unfocused constantly. I'm still addicted as hell to kratom so you can go ahead and rag on me for that, though

[Pub Lover]

When talking at a molecular level. When things get purified or processed to a certain degree they are good to eat and clean.

for example, the food you eat and your entire body and its nutrients, in one for or another has passed through countless digestives systems through millions of years of creatures eating and expelling wastes.

The carbon and h2o in this planet is limited and recycled continuously so the water inside of you could have been dinosaur pee at one point. Or dino dookie.

I am a wizard

I'm 30% dino pee.

I'm 10% stardust, 90% impotent rage.

[Guitar Woman]

I consider "quit" to be when you stop having physical withdrawals, Pub. It works for me.

Saying things like "YOU CAN QUIT BUT YOU'RE STILL AN ADDICT" are really defeatist and emo and you're a massive faggot for thinking like that.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, if only I didn't have bullshit merchants telling me they're quitting and then huffing down ten minutes fucking later. HOW ABOUTYOU SHUT YOUR BITCH MOUTH FOR THE NEXT WEEK ABOUT YOUR QUITTING AND THEN WHEN YOU REACH A WEEK AND YOU STILL DON;T SMOKE THEN YOU CAN KEEP YOUR DICKSUCKING LIPS CLOSED. AND IN A YEAR i WANT YOU TO KILL YOURSELF.

[Guitar Woman]

http://i55.tinypic.com/6fcdux.jpg

Jelly, baby?

[Pub Lover]

<3

I can't stay mad at you. :love

[Zhukov]

GW I remember you telling us all you quit smoking a while back. I remember because I replied that I thought you should take it up again.

It would be a crime if you lived longer than I did.

And you're addicted to Kratom now? I had to google that. So, how do you know you are addicted to it? Don't shy away from telling me; you did put the fact in because you wanted people to bring it up.

[Guitar Woman]

GW I remember you telling us all you quit smoking a while back. I remember because I replied that I thought you should take it up again.

I took your advice, obviously.

So, how do you know you are addicted to it?
Because I get sick when I don't take it and get ornery and work below full functionality when I don't take enough. It's up to a once-a-day thing now, even when I'm not working.

Its withdrawals are only about half as intense as other opiates, so it wouldn't really be a hard thing to quit, but I also like it. A lot.

[Zhukov]

How long have you been taking it?

[Guitar Woman]

Like this? Since about December. I first ate it something like a year and a half ago.

[Tadao]

XTREME EDITING AHEAD

[Esuohlim]

i'm just upset that i didn't notice the EXACT post that rolled it over

coulda done something real special!

COOKIES FOR EVERYONE

[executioneer]

COOKIES FOR SOME, MINIATURE AMERICAN FLAGS FOR OTHERS

[Chojin]

XTREME EDITING AHEAD

tbh i'm considering disabling the edit button for everyone but admins

[Tadao]

I don't think non mods can see which post is # whatever. IDK maybe it's in a secret place :eek

[Chojin]

i'm pretty sure you can. it's to the left of the report post button.

[Tadao]

Yeah but I cant tell which post is Willies 25000th post. :(

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0z6tqP_dYkA/SJuF6p5ItKI/AAAAAAAAAdc/r3xgEJpoX0c/s400/nipples.jpg

[Pub Lover]

tbh i'm considering disabling the edit button for everyone but admins

:)

[executioneer]

i can't tell either :( it doesn't list what post of yours it is, you have to pay attention to you post count

[Fathom Zero]

That would only lead to me triple and quadruple posting.

[Guitar Woman]

You could make edit buttons time out after like five minutes so people can get rid of typos and edit their statements for stylistic purposes.

[Pub Lover]

There is a preview button.

[Guitar Woman]

Negro, I use quick reply, I'm in a goddamn hurry.

[Fathom Zero]

I've never edited a typo. :\ Unless it was something crucial. Always be using quick reply, thass me.

[Chojin]

oh wow, there was actually an option for timed edit button disabling in the options.

GW just saved all your edit buttons and gave it back to those of you who are often fags about them, guys.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I edit out typos. I don't want people to think I'm some kind of unrefined caveman.

[Chojin]

pub's face when he sees his edit button for the first time in years

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/accordiandryer.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I didn't even use my edit button when I had it. I would Jamesman the hell out this board though.

[HickMan]

I remember Jamesman and my brother would get into fights a lot.

[Chojin]

hickman why are you not using your hickman name

[HickMan]

About internet things

[Chojin]

wut

[Fathom Zero]

lol

[Fathom Zero]

:dylansnipples

[Grislygus]

Wow, had no idea there was a newer duke nukem thread


Thancks be to chojin fer moving it, but now everything I said is redundant as hell :(

[HickMan]

I'm not sure. After my i-mockery hiatus, I figured it was lost in the sauce

[HickMan]

I'll try and log on to hickman. If I do I'll post something zany like I used to

[Pub Lover]

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NON-TURNER INFRINGE VERSION (it was the video content. IF I GET AMBITIONS I MAY REPLACE ALL OF IT WITH CONTENT FROM SOMEONE NOT BITCHY, LIKE SAY HASBRO)

and yeah all lyrics and vocals ar e copyright willie :x

This actually the first thing that has ever made me want to watch MLP. :(

[HickMan]

I don't remember my password guys sry

Guess you're stuck with the new, not as zany me.

[Pub Lover]

Chojin can get it back for you, Clay. Just PM me a picture of your dick.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Guitar Woman]

I gained like 7 pounds from all the candy and soda I shoved into my fucking gob during withdrawal >:

Thankfully maybe I'll actually be able to run a few laps without dying of asphyxiation now

Or I will when my lungs finish coughing up all the bullshit I've coated them with in the last 3 years.

[HickMan]

Pub Lover: I would, but it's too small for the internet

[executioneer]

This actually the first thing that has ever made me want to watch MLP. :(
aww pub that makes my day ;_;

[Otto]

It seems like every year I get some sort of respiratory infection from smoking too much, then I spend what feels like an eternity coughing up phlegm, then I promise everyone I know I'll give up smoking, and then as soon as I feel better I go right to the smoke-shop and pick up about three pouches of tobacco.

[Otto]

I just got over a particularly bad respiratory infection and promised myself I'd never pick up another cigarette. Then next thing you know one of my friends gives me a new hand carved meerschaum cigarette holder. Fuck you, friend.

[Fathom Zero]

Every one of us wants different things. Lose weight, new car, new ipod, a Justin Bieber album, Just Beats headphones, new outfits or even a new boyfriend. But you know what? Someone who has cancer right now, doesn't have anything on their mind but to win this battle. Most of you would just ignore this post. If you want to honor someone who died from cancer and who's currently fighting against it, reblog. For once, show that you care about cancer and stop being so selfish. One day it might be you.

Somebody said this and it profoundly bothered me. I see it a lot, and all the pink shit and such, so it doesn't really bother me. But when a blanket reblogged, reposted message accuses me of being a fucking asshole, I tend to become righteously indignant.

[Pub Lover]

Lets get Kitsa to punch them out.

[Fathom Zero]

I was gonna say just as much.

[Kitsa]

I would be willing to bet money that the person who posted that doesn't have cancer, or had an "easy" cancer (like a skin precancer that was frozen off in one dermatologist visit). We get a lot of people trailing us for the sympathy contact high.

[Guitar Woman]

I wouldn't hang out with people who had cancer if I got cancer.

They're embarrassing.

[Kitsa]

uh huh

[Guitar Woman]

>:

[Pentegarn]

So for no reason I lose the ability to edit?

Hello lots and lots of double posts I guess

EDIT: And now it is back :lol

This place confuses me :lol

[Chojin]

well some homos in article discussion got upset about the new editing rules and emailed the boss about it, so pub loses his edit button again and we return to the old system.

in unrelated news, we're going to try out a new 'user reputation' system where you can rank other board members. people with negative rating will automatically be given the title of 'chuckleworthy'. :picklehat

you can now judge people by clicking on the scale in the upper-right of their post. you can then vote and tell them just how chuckleworthy they really are.

[Pentegarn]

I am glad you go through so much trouble for me Chojin :lol

[Zhukov]

Testing for edit capabilities.

EDIT: OH WOW

[Guitar Woman]

Ha ha, they think rep matters.

I'm probably just mad because I've got neg rep already, though. Son of a bitch.

[Zhukov]

I can only see the scales on my own posts. How do I negatively vote for people?

[Guitar Woman]

I'm 80% sure you have to have positive rep before you can actually fuck with anyone.

[Pentegarn]

Now we're just like the ctrl alt del boards :lol

[Chojin]

so the colored dots under your join date represent your rep. we have 6 categories:

'high negative' (orange)
'negative' (red)
'balanced' (grey)
'positive' (green)
'high positive' (bright green)
'unreppable' (black, for admins)

I'm thinking we should have a small gif that says something instead. I'm open to suggestions here. Surely 'chuckleworthy' will have to be the one for negative rep. I set the thresholds hilariously low so you all can fuck with each other since the reps don't mean anything. You get more points to spend on people if you have more posts and more rep.

Also i'm curious as to why the forum thinks GW has a negative rep already.

[Guitar Woman]

The record of my infractions is down below the "new threads" bar in my user control panel, which is where messages left by other posters when they rep you would normally show up.

If I had to guess I'd say infractions neg you by 10, since I have -30.

[Pentegarn]

Only scale icon I see is on just my posts

But I thought that was supposed to be the gag

[Grislygus]

Are we allowed to duel for each other's rankings a la Highlander? 'Cause I will go all carpathia on some asses here

[Zhukov]

Also i'm curious as to why the forum thinks GW has a negative rep already.

Makes sense to me. I'm more concerned as to why Pentegarn has positive rep.

[Pentegarn]

Kitsa does too

[Grislygus]

wait, you're serious


I can't see this scale shit on my phone

[Zhukov]

I think you need a positive reputation before you can see the scale.

[Pentegarn]

I can only see the scale on my posts Gus, not sure if that is how everyone else is displaying though.

And Otto also has positive rep

[Guitar Woman]

Make sure you also edit the "Thanks for adding reputation to this user" message to say something wacky.

http://i52.tinypic.com/4h3uxs.png

[Grislygus]

I assume that the ranking system assigned a black and shriveled ball of sin to my and Tadao's names

[Chojin]

k i have some rep titles in there now. i think they're a little too showy and maybe some names should be changed but yeah ideas are welcome

[Zhukov]

They look the same as they always were.

Also, you may want to make it so we can actually vote people up/down, because I'm not sure anyone can right now

[Chojin]

k can you see them now

[Otto]

I was going to suggest some possible titles but all I could think of is LOL WACKY RANDUM bullshit like "Gorilla Wrangler" and "I Killed Ryan Dunn."

[Chojin]

i wonder why so many people in article discussions have the 'gigh quality poster' title already.

[Pub Lover]

I can see the scales now. I am surprised.

[Pub Lover]

I can also see the the crime lab

[Otto]

What the fuck! Someone voted down my reputation, way to damage my e-peen dude.

[Fathom Zero]

I've just reminded myself that I have 5 infractions. :<

Also, BigTimeCow has a negative rep and he hasn't been around in foreverrrr.

[Chojin]

thx pub, for some reason when i recreated the restricted group it gave everyone in it full access to all forums.

[Chojin]

wtf, pub's votes are worth 27 and mine are only worth 19

[Fathom Zero]

lol

[Fathom Zero]

sometimes, I wonder if the me from 3 years ago was a different person

[dextire]

I was surprised to find that I was already a "Gigh-quality poster" and then realized so were people with only one post. :lol

[Esuohlim]

GREAT IDEA CHOJIN NOW WE'RE ALL GONNA START TRYING TOO HARD

[Chojin]

i award you +19 rep +24 zugs and a trophy for that post

[Tadao]

:NIPPLES

[Zhukov]

"May you be lucky enough to receive the same reputation back in turn"

Well, let's hope not since I voted them down.

[Chojin]

hmm, i think we need to use icons instead. after someone gets to -100 or +100 it'll start repeating the phrases.

[Chojin]

k what should the icons be? pickles would be the obvious and gay choice, so let's think of something better

[Otto]

a Bob's Big Boy mascot
maybe it can display "THIS POSTER IS A BIG BOY" when you mouse over it

[Esuohlim]

Just look at all the people online right now. This was certainly the shot in the arm I-Mock needed :picklehat :picklehat

[Fathom Zero]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gif
MEOW MEOW MEOW

this momentous occasion deserves catdance

[Tadao]

i have a smaller tiny dancer fatty cat on photobucket

[Tadao]

:nipples

[Fathom Zero]

I was going to suggest something crass.

[Esuohlim]

Everyone should negative rep the fuck out of this post

[Guitar Woman]

This will probably de-volve into what it is at other forums; firstly, a way to suck someone off in private about how funny you think they are, and secondly, a PM system that people actually remember to check.

[Guitar Woman]

Also this classic black theme is a bit of a nostalgia rush. You guys should all try it.

The problem is I keep thinking I'm logged out.

[Tadao]

So we can't see who voted and said what? Like, can we see what someone said when they vote me down and who said it?

[Otto]

I was going to suggest something crass.

Oh, oh, oh, posters with negative reputations should have this kid's head as their rep title.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/Arnoldreap/walleye.jpg

[Tadao]

This will probably de-volve into what it is at other forums; firstly, a way to suck someone off in private about how funny you think they are, and secondly, a PM system that people actually remember to check.

Oh shit, you don't get PMed do you. I plan on getting tons of negative votes, but I don't want a bunch of PMs from the butthurt little asspies that I taunt.

[Chojin]

you should be able to see who repped your shit in your control panel

[Esuohlim]

I like how you're able to easily make a reputation system, yet spambot prevention is still a fanciful pipe dream >:

[Tadao]

:lol

[Chojin]

k rep power is now calculated by:

1 point per 100 days since join date
1 point per 1000 posts

vets 4 lyfe

get repping you fags we need to make up for years of lost time

[Esuohlim]

lol I totally got red-pickled for THAT one :x

[Chojin]

also, what classic black theme

your reputation depends on your answer

[Guitar Woman]

Uhhhhhh, New Mockery?

If there is a secret way to make the forums look exactly like they did in 2004 I'd totally use it. It'd have to be complete with the old "flashing negative-flipped eyes" logo.

[Chojin]

if someone had a picture of the old forums i could probably remake it

[Esuohlim]

BACK WHEN FATHER SPAZ WAS PROMENADING AROUND TOWN

[Chojin]

gw's current rep can be blamed entirely on his hate for 'a link to the past'

[Chojin]

i wish i could disable the ability to give people positive rep

[Guitar Woman]

hey fuck you, I used I-Bapery immediately after it was installed and haven't switched back until now