I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

:heart Nina

[Kitsa]

Stephen King books are great because all the special effects happen in your head. The movies, not so much.

Except Tim Curry, who has my eternal respect and pants-shitting fear.

[The Leader]

What about the Shining?

[Kitsa]

Well, the Jack Nicholson version had the acting talent and the suspense, with much of the creepiness, and in my opinion Stanley Kubrick did the best/creepiest job with what he had. But I understand that Stephen King was irritated that the topiary animals didn't come to life, and wasn't happy until the remake. Which I didn't like.

[kahljorn]

stephen king is a faggot

and not the good kind either

[Tadao]

Wait, he "fixed" the Shining?

[Kitsa]

Yeah, there was a remake.

[executioneer]

with the guy from Wings!

[Sam]

STEPHEN KING IS A POOR MAN'S DEAN KOONTZ.

[executioneer]

and it was six hours long!

[Kitsa]

Here's an author of paperback thrillers with a suspiciously fortuitous name: Stephen Coonts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Coonts

[kahljorn]

haha his name is COONTS

I've never met someone with more than one coont before

[RaNkeri]

'LO

[Pub Lover]

Finished your route, RK?

Do Finnish newspapers have naked ladies in them?

[RaNkeri]

1) Yes

2) Finnish newspaper's can only endure underwear/lingerie pics :/

[Pub Lover]

When do you get paid?

Is that because Finnish wimmen are hidious to behold beneath their longjohns?

[Esuohlim]

DEAR RANKERI:

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2289/bruce.gif

[RaNkeri]

I don't get your point esuohlim :rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was watching some show last night and they decided to nuke Finland. Sorry Ranny :(

[Dixie]

does that mean he's a ghost now?

[Dimnos]

Why nuke Finland? Whats the strategic relevance for that? Was it just an act of kindness?

[Dixie]

euthanasia probably, it's just better this way

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

does that mean he's a ghost now?

Check his IP address. If its coming from a cemetary we'll know for sure.

[Aaarg]

92.122.0.61.CEMETERY.12

[RaNkeri]

I was watching some show last night and they decided to nuke Finland. Sorry Ranny :(

Oh my god, not Finland!

[RaNkeri]

I was supposed to make soup but it turned out to be stew. Has this happened to anybody else?

[MetalMilitia]

Yeah once I opened the soup can, looked away for ten seconds, looked back and pow - you've guessed it - STEW!

I almost died of equal parts shock and disgust.

[Tadao]

http://d.yimg.com/i/ng/ne/itn/20090603/13/3101115893-jellyfish-crop-circle-appears-field.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Naked, hanging from a rope in a closet of a luxury Bangkok hotel. We all should be so lucky.

[Dimnos]

The whores really do do it all in Bangkok. :\

[Pub Lover]

A generic but cool death, just like the man.

[Tadao]

The curse of Bruce Lee finally caught up with him.

[RaNkeri]

Robotnik's raping my ass

[DevilWearsPrada]

/chatnet on
/chat you are all homos
/chatnet off

[Tadao]

Hey CIG and Kitsa, have you seen the documentary King Corn yet? http://www.kingcorn.net/

I've heard about it and someone was talking about corn on tv and I remembered it. I'm trying to get it now, but yeah, the amount of corn in everything is disturbing.

[RaNkeri]

Oh yeaaah, 7 chaos emeralds.

time to make him my bitch.

[Tadao]

hmm edit is tasty.

[RaNkeri]

Done.

[Pub Lover]

I already suggested that in less polite terms in PM. :x

[Kitsa]

nope, never seen it.

I just ordered the old Ned Beatty Jonestown movie to replace a VHS I've had for years. Looking forward to that.

[Tadao]

That's the one they always play on tv right?

[Kitsa]

Probably. Although there was a great PBS documentary that's gotten a lot of airtime. I particularly enjoy the testimony of the gentleman who said that Jim Jones offered to "stick it in your butt if you like". (He respectfully declined).

This is the old 70s one, and I had VHS copies of that and the Ambush in Waco movie where the guy who played Koresh was really good and creepy.

[Pub Lover]

Yukiko is a total liar, they don't have asians in the UK.

[Tadao]

Is that why Bod won't marry me? :tear

[Kitsa]

The Asians in that one Father Ted episode were funny.

[Esuohlim]

I don't get your point esuohlim :rolleyes

:rolleyes

[Aaarg]

how do you go from "i'm sorry for making it awkward between us the other night" to "you should come home" in less than five minutes?

[RaNkeri]

Put them in the same sentence ;)

[Aaarg]

you're good at this. are you a professional?

[RaNkeri]

the best there is

[Aaarg]

the best i've ever had, at least.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

how do you go from "i'm sorry for making it awkward between us the other night" to "you should come home" in less than five minutes?

Same girl still?

[Tadao]

would it matter?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Yeah. If its the old girl I would say don't worry about it and look at a new girl. If it is a new girl I would come up with something to say.

[Dimnos]

The real question is how did he make it awkward.

[RaNkeri]

You ignorant fucks! I already solved the problem, end of discussion.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's your solution to everything.

[Kitsa]

I played "cornhole" for the first time this afternoon. This is not so much a forced-buttrape thing as a bean bag toss thing. I don't understand Ohio.

[Dimnos]

Tic-tac-throw is where its at.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

All hail http://www.baggo.com/ the official Bag throw game.

[bigtimecow]

what's up y'all

i just had a long day at work, now i'm home still doing work :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It's Friday, you should take a nap.

[bigtimecow]

i take naps every day, and today should be no different. but i have a faggot boss who can suck my ass and is a faggot

[RaNkeri]

Just woke up from my nap, leaving for work soon.

[RaNkeri]

Although I don't know if I really get any sleep, it feels as if I just hold my eyes shut for 2 hours. Haven't gotten used to the new rhytm :/

[bigtimecow]

usually that still feels pretty good

[Tadao]

I played "cornhole" for the first time this afternoon. This is not so much a forced-buttrape thing as a bean bag toss thing. I don't understand Ohio.

Just finished watching King Corn. What a crazy world we Americans live in.


So glad I don't work anymore. I just fuck around and sleep all the time.

[bigtimecow]

what time is it in finland?

[bigtimecow]

So glad I don't work anymore. I just fuck around and sleep all the time.

how do you make the moneys then

[RaNkeri]

23:31

[Pub Lover]

Almost Saturday in Finland.

[RaNkeri]

yeah

[Pub Lover]

It has been a Saturday here for a week. :(

[Tadao]

how do you make the moneys then

The key is to contract a disease that is disabling and has no cure.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[RaNkeri]

It's saturday in finland

[RaNkeri]

yeah

[Pub Lover]

Do you work on Saturdays, Ranski?

[RaNkeri]

Yes, from 1.50 to 5.00 approximately

[Pub Lover]

Do you also rob houses?

[RaNkeri]

off to work

[Kitsa]

Having no energy sucks.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Speaking of energy...

THE ENERGIZER BUNNY WAS ARRESTED EARLIER TODAY....THE CHARGES.....BATTERY

[Tadao]

I want to punch you. :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:picklehat

[Dixie]

DANCE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[RaNkeri]

Hey good morning Finland, how are you?
Your son was awake again and worked hard!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Are you already out of work?

I'm going out drinking.

[RaNkeri]

yeah, finished my route

[Sam]

DRINKING TIME

[Big McLargehuge]

Yes, from 1.50 to 5.00 approximately
approximately one and a half to five what? :rolleyes

[Sam]

DOLLARS

[Dixie]

CASH MONEY BITCHES
P'ZONE TIEM

[Sam]

AND CHEESESTICKS

[Dixie]

FUCKIN A

[Sam]

AND CAKE YOU BASTARD

[Dixie]

and man that bitch was nummy

[Sam]

NUMMY NUMMY IN YO MOFUCKIN TUMMY

[Dixie]

STUFFED

back to stoning on through the night

[Dixie]

SORTING BEER IS NOT CLEANING MISTER

[Sam]

it is at my house :(

[Dixie]

you got me there
http://creep.ru/mp3/KrissKross-totally.jpg

[Aaarg]

The real question is how did he make it awkward.


she had made it awkward by talking about getting back together. she then, five minutes later, continued to go into more detail on why we should get back together.

[Dixie]

i don't think getting back together is a good idea if it's that same chick from last time

[Pub Lover]

I do not have the problem of exs wanting to get back together with me. I am feeling unjustly smug about this representation of my life.

[Sam]

KRIS KROSS WILL MAKE YOU JUMP JUMP

[Aaarg]

i don't think getting back together is a good idea if it's that same chick from last time

well i told her that i'm not moving but i could use a roommate.

so basically i think she knows that if she wants it that bad she'll have to come to me.

because she won't.

and if she does, well then i've got someone to cover a part of the rent as well as free titties!

[Sam]

A PLACE FOR EVERYTHING, AND EVERYTHING IN IT'S PLACE

[Misdemonar]

THIS PLACE IS LIKE IPECAC

[Sam]

A PLACE FOR IPECAC, AND IPECAC IN IT'S PLACE

[Dixie]

that's the enema stuff right?

[Sam]

AN ENEMA FOR YOUR STOMACH

[Dixie]

damnson

[MattJack]

damn

[Aaarg]

sorry you can't use the term IPECAC without paying royalties to mike patton.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Aaarg ~ Just have one of her hot friends move in instead. This covers all the problems.

[Aaarg]

she doesn't have friends. not for long, at least.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Well.....get a hot roommate that's not her friend then. Simple as that.

[Kitsa]

I'm not sure if I took one thyroid hormone pill and one vitamin pill, or two thyroid hormone pills. Guess I'll just sit here and wait to have a heart attack or not.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

STUFFED

back to stoning on through the night

Speaking of stoning.....

Anytime someone really bothers me but I can't say something to them about it(friends girlfriend/boyfriend/stupid person) I just tell them "I hope you win THE LOTTERY really soon."

Only my roommate and one other person have gotten the meaning behind it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

So boring on saturday afternoons. Going to get some BBQ tonight, go drinking and then watch STONE COLD (w/ Brian Bosworth) with friends.

[Kitsa]

I've just been reading about this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia%27s_big_things

And here I thought this big-fibreglass-thing phenomenon was unique to Wisconsin.

[Tadao]

Is the a little thing page for NZ? Pub might be interested if so.

[Kitsa]

The Strawberry Festival kicked off today and for the first time in like 5 years I missed it entirely.

Just couldn't do the crowds.

Edit: here are some highlights from past years.

You can always go and scope out some hotties:
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/strawberry1.jpg

Stinger should've gotten some sort of hazard pay, it was 90 degrees F that day:
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/strawberry2.jpg

The parade starts getting pretty halfassed after the first 20 mins or so:
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/strawberry3.jpg

There's a line a freaking quarter-mile long (I'm not exaggerating, it might be longer than that) for the strawberry donuts. The donuts are $1 apiece or $8 a dozen. There are actually signs "1 hour wait from this point". For strawberry donuts. They are good, though.
It's not uncommon to see people walking away with 2 or 3 shopping bags full. People in Ohio are fat.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/strawberry4.jpg

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/strawberry5.jpg

And then there's the bed race that kicks everything off, where teams push someone on a wheeled bedframe around the square. Honda usually does really well but they have no sense of humor about the thing. Everyone was transfixed by the woman on the right, this was a nursing school:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/strawberry6.jpg

I know, how the hell could I miss something like this :/

Well, maybe tomorrow when it calms down.

[Tadao]

http://vegboxrecipes.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/eattheviewpic.jpg

[Kitsa]

I have no clue what the hell you're talking about, which is nothing new.

[Zhukov]

I've just been reading about this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia%27s_big_things

And here I thought this big-fibreglass-thing phenomenon was unique to Wisconsin.

I've seen the big Spud an the big Apple in Tasmania. One not on the list in Tasmania is the big Strawberry, which is only as big as a horse, but still quite impressive for a strawberry.

In Melbourne I've seen the big Purse.

My dream is to see the big Boxing Crocodile in Humpty Doo.

[Kitsa]

Apparently there's some sort of Giant Fibreglass Animal factory in Wisconsin (heard-of, not seen personally). Wisconsin has no end of these things.

- There is a giant octopus on top of a car wash in Madison, with a sponge in one tentacle, a bucket in another, and so on.

- There is a giant kelly-green brontosaurus at the Sinclair gas station in Wisconsin Dells.

- There's a pizza place that has giant fibreglass moose splayed out on top of each of their delivery vehicles in Wisconsin Dells:
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/moosejawpizza.jpg

In Wisconsin Dells in general, there's no end to the pink elephants and stuff coming out of pools. Most date back to the Sixties. One motel had a strange "candyland" theme, with large fake lollipops and so forth.

In Waterloo, WI, next to a cheese shop, there was a giant mouse with a giant wedge of cheese. A plaque at the bottom said "HI, MY NAME IS JIMBO." Jimbo wasn't there the last time I looked :(

In Johnson Creek, there's a giant cock. And cow, and pig.
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/giantcockpic.jpg

A frozen custard place I used to live near had a partial spoon with a maraschino cherry in the bowl. The spoon was cut off at the base as if it was digging into the floor. I was fascinated with the way it balanced, as a kid.

[Dixie]

<3
i'm in love with that place.

[Tadao]

I live pretty close to the dinosaurs in Pee Wees Big Adventure. Drove by them a few weeks ago.

[Zhukov]

I've only got a photo of the giant Purse, it's made out of marble. It's got my girlfriend in it so I don't want to post it and even now I'm starting to feel bad.

I mean ex girldfriend.

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

Yulia Tymoshenko says she is going for the Ukrainian presidency in 2010. Half a dream is still a dream. <3

[Tadao]

Has ZQ ever posted is Sports or is she stalking me? :eek

[Tadao]

http://en.for-ua.com/files/images/blog/Yulia_Timoshenko.jpg

[Pub Lover]

:wank

[Pub Lover]

Has ZQ ever posted is Sports or is she stalking me? :eek
Get over yourself, T. :rolleyes

She also had an opinion on the Souperbowl back in Febuary. :hypno

[Fathom Zero]

Roisin Murphy is soooooooooooooooooooo pretty.

[Tadao]

Get over yourself, T. :rolleyes


I'm just glad that I can never leave myself. :love

[Esuohlim]

ESUOHLIM'S NERD-CRUSH OF THE MONTH™

ALYSON HANNIGAN (http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Alyson-Hannigan-2659.jpg) :(

This is probably my nerd crush of forever :(

In my opinion she makes Roisin Murphy look like dirt sorry fathom

[Fathom Zero]

To each his own.

i9fa-YAgNQA

:love I like the way she moooooooves

[Tadao]

Bod showed me this hot little piece of ass.

SjsnkIP4ddo

[Tadao]

THANK YOU BOD :love

[Tadao]

OH MAN :lol

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SiRs__1_XtI/AAAAAAAADE8/4wbfur21v_4/s400/Sue+M+whale.jpg

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/06/maybe-we-should-stick-with-good-job.html

[Kitsa]

is that an actual Fudgie the Whale or a copy of one?

[Tadao]

Only the owner would know.

One customer said that our cake made their 5 year old daughter cry because her name was spelled wrong. Well we make customers write exactly what they want on the cake, and then we call them if we think a correction is called for. These people spelled their own daughters name wrong. I think the Aunt filled out the form or some shit.

[Dimnos]

We? Did you get a job T?

[RaNkeri]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONALD DUCK! :eek

[Tadao]

I was a Bakery Manager for like 2 years and a baker for 3 before that. This is all in the past though.

[RaNkeri]

Donald Duck was once a bakery manager too, although he did it only for few days. That was a classic Barks comic

[Tadao]

Daffy Duck would kick his ass.

[RaNkeri]

No way man

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/doda.jpg

Stupid n*****

[Tadao]

Yeah right, Daffy hits people. Donald throws tantrums and dresses like a fag.

[Tadao]

Haha I see you googled it too!

[Tadao]

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/daf_don.shtml

[Kitsa]

Speaking of making kids cry...

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/creepyclown.jpg

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/05/coulrophobia-cakes.html

[Tadao]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SdgR5tzN2fI/AAAAAAAACYU/AW82kFywsVk/s400/Melanie+K+-+ow+-+clown.JPG

Holy fuck that's evil.

[Tadao]

We had these clown heads.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SdFqU2LqnPI/AAAAAAAACVk/4vLTBvhoKxE/s400/Jessica+E+clown+cake.jpg

There was a no clown rule while I was in power, but the girls did it sometimes when I was being a dick.

[Tadao]

THE POKEY LITTLE PUPPY!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SiINBwzeVJI/AAAAAAAADDE/FQh87Hj01JY/s400/sarah+%28hey+you%291.jpg

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/clown.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I like cakes to look like cakes. I am so boring. :(

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/skull.jpg

[Tadao]

I don't like cakes. Pie is way better. Poor RaNkeri is going into a sugar coma right now.

[Dimnos]

Speaking of making kids cry...

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/creepyclown.jpg

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/05/coulrophobia-cakes.html


:lol

[Pub Lover]

I don't like cakes. Pie is way better.

Agreed, Meat Pie is much better than Meat Cake.

[Kitsa]

I like the shit-cake page: http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/search/label/Oh%20Poop

What was your stance on cupcake-cakes, Tadao?

[RaNkeri]

I agree, pies are better than cakes


Man, I'm totally going to bake an apple pi during summer

[Tadao]

I'm not a fan of cupcakes either. Toooooo much sugar in the frosting.

[Pub Lover]

Meatapples? :eek

[Tadao]

Pub, I thought you would love to nosh on a beefcake.

[Kitsa]

This one'll get the stomach churning...

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/09/cake-head-diet-aid-killing-appetites.html

[Tadao]

:puke

[Pub Lover]

You don't like head, T?

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Kitsa]

That page is making me want icing.

[Pub Lover]

That page is making me want icing.

And if our (NSFW) desires merged:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2250/2904579804_2f6daf153c.jpg
http://lickmycupcakes.wordpress.com/2008/10/02/this-is-the-blog-that-never-endsyes-it-goes-on-and-on-my-friends/

[Aaarg]

i took a drive this afternoon.

i love western north carolina.

[Tadao]

IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU ISN'T IT!

[Aaarg]

i'm sorry, honey. how was your afternoon?

DID YOU SEE THE LAKE AT THE HIGHEST ELEVATION EAST OF THE MISSISSIPPI? I DID!

[Tadao]

Were you running moonshine?

[Big McLargehuge]

i'm sorry, honey. how was your afternoon?

DID YOU SEE THE LAKE AT THE HIGHEST ELEVATION EAST OF THE MISSISSIPPI? I DID!
OH that is very impressive how high is it like 3000 feet :rolleyes

[Misdemonar]

OH that is very impressive how high is it like 3000 feet :rolleyes

man im high

[Tadao]

3000 feet high?

[RaNkeri]

Man, I just woke up a few minutes ago. At 13:35.
I don't know why but it kinda makes me depressed, because I've never slept past 12:30.
It's as if this job is slowly turning me into a creature of the night by ruining my sleep rhytm :eek

[Womti]

oh CARP :chatter

[Tadao]

I used to work graveyard shift. You never ever are the same again.

[Fathom Zero]

I agree.

Once you have to fight that giant bat thing underneath the textile factory, you're never the same.

[Sam]

IT WAS SUPER EVOLVED RATS, NOT A BAT. >:

[Tadao]

RATS WITH WINGS

[Sam]

RATS WITH VERY RUDIMENTARY FLIGHT

[Esuohlim]

i took a drive this afternoon.

i love western north carolina.

This is how I would have responded to a penis cake post too

[Tadao]

I'll be going to New Jersey in a few months. Does anyone have any advice on how not to act. Keep in mind I live near Hollywood.

[Dimnos]

Why the hell would you want to go to NJ? That place smells. :x

[elx]

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/Cult1_682_423092a.jpg

[Dimnos]

You dont have to go to NJ for polygamists. Hell if you want to be a polygamist come to Texas. We will take your kids from you so you dont have to take care of them yourself. That will free up your wives time to cook and clean for you.

[Tadao]

Well, I'm gonna see the Beastie Boys and My Bloody Valentine. I am also looking forward to having hot sex with a crazy Jersey bitch with HUGE tits. There is a good chance that I will be a victim of online foolery and be deaded. I am more concerned with upsetting Jersey fags over thick or thin crust.

[Dimnos]

Everyone I have ever personally known from Jersey liked the thin crust. Hope that helps.

[Dimnos]

Of course they all also liked running marathons in the buff... :\

[Kitsa]

go to Wildwood and have some birch beer on the boardwalk. That's a quality time right there.

Avoid Atlantic City, it's a fucking pit.

[Tadao]

Well, friday and saturday I'll be at the all points west festival at Liberty State park. Sunday I will play follow the NJ native. Monday will be airport interactive fun time. I just assume that every area has it's own set of foreigner pet peeves.

[Dimnos]

I went to NJ once. We stopped by this little town I cant remember what the name was. It was something right out of a Hitchcock movie. It was so peaceful and serene it was the creepiest thing ever.

[Dimnos]

It was even illegal to pump your own gas. :hypno

[Tadao]

Oregon won't let you pump your own gas either. What a bunch of fags.

[Dimnos]

Trying to turn us into a nation of lazy fat asses! >:

[Tadao]

I think Oregon uses it as some kind of "We keep people employed" bullshit. When I needed gas there was 1 guy filling up 5 cars. Here in California we have 1 guy gas stations and we get on our way fast. Who the fuck wants to hang out at the gas station. I actually felt bad for the guy.

[Dimnos]

Yeah. That is what they told us in NJ. It was about employment. Although the same guy who pumped the gas did lots of other stuff too. They could easily employ that guy and just not pump peoples gas. Same number of people have jobs. :\

[Tadao]

I bet it's some kind of Union bullshit. I fucking hate unions. Especially marriage. :puke

[Esuohlim]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=8799

Lapping Pub Lover will be near impossible but you're slowly catching up to be the chat room thread's forum nerd second-in-command, Tadao :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

AND THAT MAKES ME ANGRY >:

[MetalMilitia]

You know you could just go though and delete all of publover's posts in this thread. Though I'm sure he'd kill himself if you did.

[Pub Lover]

Pub Lover doesn't even post here anymore.

[Tadao]

Oh shit. And I've only been here since 2008 :lol

[Kitsa]

YOUR JOIN DATE SAYS 2002, HOW CAN THIS BE!?!?

[Sam]

I am honored to be in the top ten. :(

[Tadao]

YOUR JOIN DATE SAYS 2002, HOW CAN THIS BE!?!?

Ancient Chinese Secret.

[Pub Lover]

Hey Sam, did you have second thoughts about calling banned people 'retards' or did you get Admined?

[Sam]

NO, FOR SOME REASON MY ANTAGONIZING REMARKS GET DELETED WHILE OTHERS REMAIN. :rolleyes

[Sam]

He is still a retard.

[Pub Lover]

It is very strange. Maybe if I reverted to giving my little finger cramp as I hold down shift I would have less posts as well. I still love you, Sam. :love

[Tadao]

Sam is the man.

[Pub Lover]

That post was supposed to be in caps. :(

As was this one? :confused

[Sam]

SOMEONE HAS TO.

[Pub Lover]

I am also fond of you, T. That is to say; I am not at all sick of you.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

Pub, I get sad when you go away. :tear





:gaysex

[Pub Lover]

Thank you, Dimnos. Now I feel slightly less foolish.

[Dimnos]

:domo
I helped!

[Pub Lover]

Hey Sam, you got another post deleted when the thread was locked. Tough luck.

[RaNkeri]

cheese sandwich

[Sam]

I KNOW, WTF

[Dimnos]

It was locked. :tear

[RaNkeri]

with mettwurst

[Sam]

I must get more posts deleted then anyone. :(

[Dixie]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIITSSSS NAKED TIIIIIIIME!

[Tadao]

PIKA PIKA

[RaNkeri]

i'm putting it in the microwave

[Pub Lover]

Donald Duck is 75 and still not Public Domain? I decry your 'rules'.

[RaNkeri]

I'm eating the sandwich

[RaNkeri]

Donald Duck is 75 and still not Public Domain? I decry your 'rules'.

Public domain?

[The Leader]

It can no longer be owned and anyone can use it.

[Sam]

EVERYONE PLEASE HELP GET THAT THREAD OZZMAN MADE THAT GOT LOCKED INTO THE THREAD BACKUPS!

[Tadao]

Call Eric the Defender of Truth.

[Esuohlim]

EVERYONE PLEASE HELP GET THAT THREAD OZZMAN MADE THAT GOT LOCKED INTO THE THREAD BACKUPS!

SAY NO MORE

[Esuohlim]

I even deleted some of the gay posts at the end there

[The Leader]

Hey guys, we did it!

[Esuohlim]

:sunglasses

[Tadao]

:lol

<3 admins

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak