I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Esuohlim]

NOUN
NAME
NAME OF FAMOUS PERSON

[Marc Summers]

Power glove
Ingrid
Bernie from "A Weekend at Bernie's"

[Johnny Couth]

Mongoose
Richard
Mickey Rourke

[Sam]

eyepatch
Kristof
Bon Scott

[Esuohlim]

VERB -S
VERB
NUMBER

[Sam]

hurdles
plunge
223

[executioneer]

fucks
poop
almost as many as your mom

[Esuohlim]

PLURAL NOUN
ADJECTIVE
COLOR

[Marc Summers]

Spanish harlots
curly
magenta

[Sam]

Willie's Beard Hairs
stale
cerulean blue

[executioneer]

buttholes
thorny
brown

[Esuohlim]

NOUN
NAME OF NEWSPAPER
EXCLAMATION

[executioneer]

whole-foods store
the stranger
"HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT"

[Sam]

usb port
The Sacramento Bee
SHAZBOTS!

[Esuohlim]

ADJECTIVE
NUMBER
BODY PART PLURAL

[Sam]

leaky
2
butt holes

[executioneer]

surly
sixty-seven
ba-ginas

[Esuohlim]

UP OR DOWN (I'll take the popular answer :eyes )
VERB
ADVERB

[Esuohlim]

That's it guys after that it's done :eek

[Sam]

DOWN
spank
(I CAN'T THINK OF AN ADVERB)

[executioneer]

down
hump
acidly

[executioneer]

http://www.camacdonald.com/birding/WildTurkey(DH).jpg

[Esuohlim]

Oh cut it out with the rolling eyes thing. Your just an apple.

An apple from a shitty Flash Tub.

[Sam]

FEVERISHLY

[Esuohlim]

OK HERE IT IS I WOULD LIKE TO THANK WILLIE, SAM, DANNY, AND MRAC SUMNERS (NOT JOHNNY COUTH)

"A NEW BROADWAY SHOW"

Come see the bright show cocks are flapping about! "Trees" ! The story stars the main character Sam , played by Brooke Shields , who is a scandalous commie in search of hard-ons . On Sam 's journey through inside Hitler's mom , Sam falls queerly in love with the shitty Skip , played by Billy Barty . Sam then runs into the sissy eyepatch named Ingrid , played by Bernie from "Weekend at Bernie's" . The audience fucks as Sam and Skip sing and poop across the stage. 223 of Willie's beard hairs join Skip on stage for the stale song called "brown USB port" . The Sacramento Bee says "HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT" ! This show is leaky ! I give it 67 ba-ginas down ! hump acidly and buy YOUR tickets for "Trees" today!

[executioneer]

hahaha the show cocks are flapping about :lol

[Seven Force]

That was gay Milhouse. You should be ashamed.

[Sam]

223 of Willie's beard hairs join Skip on stage for the stale song called "brown USB port

:lol

[executioneer]

that's not even like a QUARTER of them

[executioneer]

OK MY TURN NEXT GUYS GIMME 5 TO FIND A GOOD ONE

[Seven Force]

ASHAMED

[Esuohlim]

That was gay Milhouse. You should be ashamed.

It wasn't even my madlib or my contributions, ****** >:

Also shut up

[executioneer]

NOUN
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE

[Sam]

Stoplight
steamy
horny

I hope everyone sticks around for Willie's madlib. >:

[Esuohlim]

Haha I bet Sam put "Sam" and "Brooke Shields" because he wanted to fuck her in the madlib :(

[executioneer]

lol and a scandalous commie in search of hard-ons lol

[Esuohlim]

cockfight
warty
wet

[Sam]

Haha I bet Sam put "Sam" and "Brooke Shields" because he wanted to fuck her in the madlib :(

NO EW >:

[executioneer]

noun
noun
type of container

[Sam]

colostomy bag
battery
bucket

[Esuohlim]

sphincter
blowup doll
colostomy bag

[Esuohlim]

Holy shit no way with "colostomy bag" :eek

[executioneer]

adjective
noun
noun

[executioneer]

and if one of you guys would like to change your colostomy bags (:lol) plz suggest what you would like instead :lol

[Esuohlim]

intolerable
anime
fan

[Sam]

delicious
guitar
sword

[Esuohlim]

I google image-searched "colostomy bag" and got this

http://www.fox.com/malcolm/friends/images/stevie.jpg

[executioneer]

oh no :(

[executioneer]

noun
adjective
adjective

[executioneer]

hey i just did the same search and that didn't show up >: what gives

[Sam]

nipple ring
cheesy
tired

[Sam]

ESOUHLIM AND I ARE IN THE SAME COMEDY BOAT ALMOST.

OR I AM IN THE LIFE BOAT/DINGY THAT IS ATTACHED TO HIS COMEDIC TITANIC. :(

[executioneer]

that jerk doesn't even deserve a politeness award >:

[Fathom Zero]

Rubber Boat... Hehe...

[Esuohlim]

hey i just did the same search and that didn't show up >: what gives

I don't know :/

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/8650/search1si.jpg

[Esuohlim]

chunk
lubed
diseased

[executioneer]

LAST ONE

adjective
adjective
verb -ed
plural noun

[Esuohlim]

putrid
Lotida-esque
fucked
septic tanks

[executioneer]

man that is fucking weird you've got like four i don't have, and i've got one you don't :/

[executioneer]

'course our search options coulb e set different but i was using safesearch totally off so idk how that would give you MORE :/

[Sam]

midget-sized
magical
penetrated
socks

[Esuohlim]

Yeah I just turned Safesearch off and I got some sort of taco strawberry thing instead

[Esuohlim]

WHILE WE'RE ALL WAITING FOR WILLIE'S MAD LIB WHY DON'T I POST MY ZAPPA COLLECTION :( :( :*

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/7281/zappa9on.jpg

[executioneer]

FATHER GOOSE RHYMES

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cockfight
To get her warty sphincter a bone.
When she got there, the blowup doll was wet
And so her intolerable dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the anime
to fetch a/an colostomy bag of water.
Jack fell down and broke his fan,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her nipple ring.
And when she was lubed, she was very, very tired,
And when she was bad, she was midget-sized.

There was a lotida-esque woman
who fucked in a shoe.
She had so many septic tanks
She didn't know what to do.

:eek

[executioneer]

Yeah I just turned Safesearch off and I got some sort of taco strawberry thing instead

fuckin' weird what safesearch filters

[Esuohlim]

Haha, "to get her warty sphincter a bone" :lol

[executioneer]

and i don't like the implications of her intolerable dog getting none ewww

[executioneer]

this was a good one guys :lol

[Sam]

I think Esuohlim's was better. :/

Can I do one now I wanna do one. :tear

[executioneer]

for the next one would someone pick "mad libs from outer space" or "goofy mad libs" from this page: http://us.penguingroup.com/static/packages/us/yreaders/madlibs/fun.html

beacause nothing beats the real deal folks

[Esuohlim]

Well the blowup doll was wet so she didn't need her dog idk :x

[Sam]

Adjective
Plural Noun
Femenine first name

[Marc Summers]

facetious
jiz moppers
Manuelita

[executioneer]

liquid
turds
mandy

[Sam]

Last name
Noun
A place

[Esuohlim]

Mobbs
paintbrush
gas station bathroom

[executioneer]

patinkin
potato
the devil's ass

[executioneer]

lol or maybe someone should do one of these next :eek

http://www.hln.org/forfans/madlibs.shtml

[Sam]

A special event
Verb
Noun

[Esuohlim]

Don Knotts comes back to life
blow
hooker

[executioneer]

meatloaf day
shit
toenail

[Sam]

A verb in the present tense
Noun
Noun

[Marc Summers]

squelches
shit sandwich
player hater

[Esuohlim]

cums
homosexual
snowman

[Sam]

Noun
Noun
Verb

[executioneer]

cockblocker
nutsack
pee

[Esuohlim]

pub
lover
cry

[executioneer]

hahaha man

[Sam]

"Eleanor Rigby" by The Beatles

Ah, look at all the liquid turds!
Ah, look at all the liquid turds!

Mandy Mobbs picks up the potato in a gas station bathroom where a Don Knotts comes back to life has been.
shit in a hooker.

cums at the homosexual, wearing the snowman that she keeps in a pub by the lover . Who is it for?

All the liquid turds, where do they all come from?
All the liquid turds, where do they all pee?

[Esuohlim]

I kid 'cause I love :(

[Marc Summers]

OH ME NOW

noun
verb
verb

[executioneer]

man don't make fun of my sister you guys >:

[Esuohlim]

Sam I'm going to be completely honest but you didn't pick a very good one :(

[executioneer]

humplick
hump
lick

[Esuohlim]

seat
eat
cheat

[Sam]

YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT >:

[Esuohlim]

Still luv u :kiss

[Sam]

Marc Summers
sucks
blows

[Marc Summers]

noun
noun
noun

[Esuohlim]

clubfeet
mesquite
concrete

[executioneer]

police officer
bucket of shit
"weiner"

[Sam]

donkey
rubber glove
examination

[Marc Summers]

noun
person
noun

[Sam]

home enema kit
Santa Claus
flashlight

[executioneer]

loaf of bread
Meat Loaf
mayonnaise

[Esuohlim]

spreadsheet
Nice Pete
mincemeat

[Marc Summers]

noun
noun
noun

[Esuohlim]

deadbeat
buckwheat
Nutrasweet

[executioneer]

rhyming
mill
house

[Sam]

robot
robot
robot

[Marc Summers]

noun
adjective
adjective

[Esuohlim]

athlete
complete
wholewheat

[executioneer]

retard
shatneresque
polite

[Sam]

vomit
steamy
Esuohlimy (I think it means 'small penised')

[Marc Summers]

last set...

adjective
emotion
emotion
noun

[Sam]

horny
furious rage
frowniness
toilet

[Esuohlim]

petite
upbeat
...sad :(
receipt

[executioneer]

troubled
ennui
flatulence
butt

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlimy (I think it means 'small penised')

You mean GIRTH OF A COOKIE DOUGH CANISTER, JERK

[Marc Summers]

Power of humplick

The power of humplick is a curious thing
make one man eat, make another man blows
Change a clubfeet to a little white bucket of shit
more than a feeling, that's the power of humplick
Tougher than rubber glove, rich like home enema kit
Stronger and harder than a bad Meat Loaf's mincemeat
make a bad one good make a wrong one right
power of humplick that keeps you home at night

You don't need Nutrasweet, don't take alliteration
Don't need no robot to ride this athlete
It's shatneresque and it's steamy and it's petite sometimes
but it might just save your life
That's the power of humplick
That's the power of humplick

First time you feel it, it might make you frowniness
Next time you feel it it might make you ennui
But you'll be glad baby when you've found
that's the power makes the world go'round

And it don't take Nutrasweet, don't take alliteration
don't need no robot to ride this athlete
It's shatneresque and it's steamy it can be petite sometimes
but it might just save your life

They say that all in humplick is fair
yeah, but you don't care
But you know what to do
when it gets hold of you
and with a little help from above
you feel the power of humplick
you feel the power of humplick
Can you feel it ?

It don't take Nutrasweet and it don't take alliteration
don't need no robot to ride this athlete
Tougher than rubber glove and stronger than receipt
you won't feel nothin' till you feel
you feel the power, just the power of humplick
That's the power, that's the power of humplick
You feel the power of humplick
you feel the power of humplick
feel the power of humplick

[executioneer]

lol @ huey lewis and the news mad lib

[Esuohlim]

"It's shatneresque it's steamy" lol

[executioneer]

guys i gotta go to bed see you later! have more fun mad libs!

[Esuohlim]

Yeah me too it's like 3am and I've been in the chat room thread for like two hours >:

[Sam]

Sissies. >:

[Sam]

YEAH I'M GOING TO BED TOO. >:

[Sam]

So that makes it okay.

[GADZOOKS]

People come and go

[GADZOOKS]

And forget to close the door,

[GADZOOKS]

And leave their stains and cigarette butts trampled on the floor

[GADZOOKS]

and when they do, remember me, remember me.

[GADZOOKS]

Some of them are old....Some of them are new

[GADZOOKS]

Some of them will turn up when you least expect them to :(

[GADZOOKS]

And when they do, remember me, remember me.

[GADZOOKS]

Okay I'm going skip past the Lucy part and the ukulele solo, it doesn't pertain here. Ok here we go.

[GADZOOKS]

Some of them are old

[GADZOOKS]

But it would help if you could smile

[GADZOOKS]

To earn a crooked sixpence you'll walk many a crooked mile

[GADZOOKS]

And when you do

[GADZOOKS]

REMEMBER ME, REMEMBER ME

[GADZOOKS]

do do do do dd dododo do do do do do do do do doo doo do do doo do do dodo do do do doooooooooooooo...

[GADZOOKS]

REMEMBER ME, REMEMBER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.familybiblehour.com/kids/images/chapter11/Mr%20B%20closes%20door.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

I am not tired.

[Esuohlim]

I like the ukulele solo in that song :(

[GADZOOKS]

I do too, but I am impaitent.

[xbxDaniel]

I ate too much for dinner. :x

[Pub Lover]

Page break.

pub
lover
cry
Seriously guys, everytime you mention me for no reason I pop a huge boner. Keep it up!

[xbxDaniel]

Does it only happen when we say it on these boards, or does it apply to everywhere?

Cause, if so, I'm sorry for your recent rigor mortis of the nether regions.

[Marc Summers]

I didn't have enough for dinner because I feel like I never have enough even though I'm full :(

But I'm also going to a wing place later tonight with some people :picklehat

[Sam]

I can't wait for more Mad Libs. :(

[camacazio]

They don't get my blood boiling like they used to.

[Fathom Zero]

Need more Mad Libs for fun and profit.

[The Retro Kat]

HAY GUYZ, WHAT HAVE I MISSED RECENTLY?

[camacazio]

I started reading moby dick again. I got half way through and quit. There's a bunch of chunks of 10-20 pages of really good writing and then thrice as much rambling.

[Moobs]

I just went to hospital and there were stacks of ps2 games that sony thought didn't work. But they work so now I have 10 games a memory card and some controllers and I didn't spend anything :)

Sony are fucktards :(

[camacazio]

You took them from the hospital?

[Seven Force]

Counting cash at the end of the night is a bitch. I managed to get approx. $7 short. They fixed it this morning.

I just get nervous around money. Especially if it's a lot of it and doesn't belong to me. :(

[MetalMilitia]

Isn't quoting yourself in your sig against some kind of rule? It's like an extension of laughing at your own jokes.

[Seven Force]

It's a joke???

[Seven Force]

I personally don't find it funny. I found it difficult fitting in with the other kids after I found out.

Way to be an insensitive prick. :( And to think I thought highly of you.

[Esuohlim]

Haha you used to think highly of metalmilitia?

[MarioRPG]

Haha you used to think highly of metalmilitia?
ZING :/

Oh, and if means anything, I don't think highly of any of you guys. Sorry :(

[camacazio]

Counting cash at the end of the night is a bitch. I managed to get approx. $7 short. They fixed it this morning.

I just get nervous around money. Especially if it's a lot of it and doesn't belong to me. :(
BLACK PEOPLE STEAL

[MetalMilitia]

you heard it here first folks :eek

p.s. Im going to bed so no one talk about me behind my back ok?

[MetalMilitia]

OK, I am now in bed with my laptop. No one talked about me right?

[MetalMilitia]

Now i'm going to sleep. >:

[Pub Lover]

THIS IS PUB LOVER'S 5000th POST!

haha, thousandth sounds silly.

[Esuohlim]

THIS IS ESUOHLIM'S
...
gradual
spiral
into

depression

:(

[Esuohlim]

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[Sam]

This is Sam's attempt to be accepted. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.hospitalbroadcasting.co.uk/members/conference/autumn02/jimmy2.jpg

[Matt Harty]

hay guys

[Pub Lover]

THIS IS ESUOHLIM'S
...
gradual
spiral
into

depression

:(
When you get to the bottom call me and we can make out. :orgasm

[Sam]

MATT HARTY

[Pub Lover]

hay guys]
Hello Matt Harty

[Pub Lover]

This is Sam's attempt to be accepted. :(
SAM YOU ARE LOVED AND ACCEPTED IN MY HEART!

[Pub Lover]

Madlibs!

[Pub Lover]

Where are the madlibs?

[Pub Lover]

I do not like playing madlibs, but they are fun for me to read.

[Pub Lover]

You know what is even better than reading madlibs?

[Pub Lover]

Listening to Willie read madlibs!

[Pub Lover]

That is the best!

[Pub Lover]

Please do more madlibs. :(

[executioneer]

i can't do any right now i have to go to bed because i am riding my bike to work tomorrow! it is healthy!

[Marc Summers]

I ride my bike to school and back daily, uphill, uh, one way, if you can believe it :bow

[Pub Lover]

Whoops, I almost posted a picture of Freddie Mercury with some bicycles, then someonr else pointed out the bare breasts.

I didn't notice them. :eek

http://www.queenzone.com/multimedia/pictures/images/Freddie_Mercury/25920011946.jpg NSFW

Plus it had a little sidescroll. :/

[Esuohlim]

I can't do madlibs now I have a dentist appointment at 10 in the morning but it's like 4 now I should be in bed :(

[Pub Lover]

Are you going to ride your bike to the dentist?

[camacazio]

It's morning.

[Moobs]

I NEED FEEDING >:

[camacazio]

ZEEMAN EFFECT MORE LIKE SATAN EFFECT

[Womti]

OK WHO WANTS FOOD

[The Retro Kat]

I hate school food courts...I love Jimmy John's, though.

[Esuohlim]

Are you going to ride your bike to the dentist?

If it wasn't 15 miles away maybe, it's nice out. :(

[Guitar Woman]

Hey, we're about to break page 600!

[Womti]

ha ha.

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.computerandvideogames.com/screenshots_library/dir_128/vortal_pic_64313.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

:toogoodforthephobiathread

[Womti]

and I even brought back norman wisdom to celebrate :(

[Pub Lover]

after all this time, I must make a confession, which is: I am indeed womti. there. now chojin has an excuse to ban me. bye for now, guys. it was nice to know you without your judgements to get in the way. and yes, chojin, I am still homeless. and I hate you. still. so bye for now!
I hated Dale without knowing it was Womti. His shit was stupid and he spread it all around.
>:

[ItalianStereotype]

you're not alone, pub!

[xbxDaniel]

dale even hated dale.

[Juttin]

dale even hated dale.

Give us the money lebowski,or we kick your ass anyway

[camacazio]

You suck juttin.

[ArrowX]

Holy Banana Cattle Darkwing Duck!

[Fathom Zero]

Let's get dangerous.

[ArrowX]

Roll Kracka Roll!

[Pub Lover]

Arrow X, Fathom Zero, Camacazio, and Juttin. >:

[Seven Force]

Seven Force! >:
















^_^

[Supafly345]

What'd Camacazio do?

[Guitar Woman]

i'm posting from a PSP :eek

[Esuohlim]

I'm posting from an STD :eek

[Esuohlim]

I'm posting from a BBQ :eek

[Esuohlim]

I'm posting from an MIA :eek

[Emu]

I'm posting from a FTW :eek

[Esuohlim]

You're asking for a BAN :(

[Emu]

sry man :(

[Seven Force]

hey guys where da filez at

[xbxDaniel]

Yay, the old avatar is back.

[Pub Lover]

You suck juttin.
I apologise Camacazio, your comment was welcome.

xbxMCj change your name.

[Pub Lover]

http://lunarra.net/cam/triscam.jpg

[MLE]

Hey pub, I approve of the color change in your signature!

[ItalianStereotype]

You suck juttin.
I apologise Camacazio, your comment was welcome.

xbxMCj change your name.

seconded.

[MLE]

You suck juttin.
I apologise Camacazio, your comment was welcome.

xbxMCj change your name.

seconded.

Thirded :<

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/serioushomoproblems.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pub, I approve of the color change in your signature!
Thank you for your approval. :D

[Esuohlim]

hey guys where da filez at

LOL @ U GOOD SIR :filez :filez: :fliez :fizel :felix

[GADZOOKS]

On the last episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air....

[executioneer]

THIS DFILM IS BORING

http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2855023

[Seven Force]

THAT DFILM IS RACIST

[GADZOOKS]

Is that Ickybod Clay?

[King Hadas]

Okay, let me try this again (http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2855069).

[Fathom Zero]

I have Diarrhea after eating too many hot peppers.
I don't normally eat spicy foods, either, but there you go.

[MarioRPG]

Thanks for that fathom! Update us again next time something weird happens in your digestive tract.

[HickMan]

HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? :O

[Guitar Woman]

I want a sevenforce avatar too :(

[MetalMilitia]

please dont, they are annoying me enough as it is.

[Guitar Woman]

GOOD >:

[Moobs]

I changed mine for something much more cooler :(

[Guitar Woman]

bobobo ;(

[MetalMilitia]

you're such a fad-bandwagon-jumper-oner, guitar woman. Thats mostly the reason why you suck so much.

[Guitar Woman]

But everyone else is doing it! :(

[MetalMilitia]

If everyone else jumped off a clif would you do it too?

That shut you up. >:

[Fathom Zero]

My Robert Mitchum serves its purpose, I need not Sevenforce avatars.

[MetalMilitia]

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[MetalMilitia]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/abeni/534-tattoo.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

lol

[Moobs]

600th page :faint

[MetalMilitia]

i wish i had a goatse tattoo :(