I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Sam]

YOU MUST SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND BEFORE GIVING IT TO ESUOHLIM AGIAN

[Esuohlim]

FATHOM, I WAS ENJOYING UNDOIT'S COMMENTARY AND I WAS REALLY AFRAID IT WAS GOING TO TURN OUT TO BE A JERK I HATED

I WAS ON EDGE ALL NIGHT ABOUT IT

[Fathom Zero]

I MAY CONFESS THAT THAT WAS PART OF THE REASON I DID THAT.

[Fathom Zero]

THE OTHER REASON BEING THAT FATHOM ZERO IS A STUPID STUPID FATTY NAME

[Fathom Zero]

Goddamn, Rip Torn kicks ass.

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[Esuohlim]

PxcMCr_lA7M

I'm still watching this every time I think of it

[Fathom Zero]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnxfm6vjdM1qbsziao1_500.gif

[Esuohlim]

I mean, I like SOME FZ still. Burnt Weeny Sandwich has some really pretty stuff on it. IDK i cant really stand his misogyny and snarkyness anymore. also his music has this thing to it, like he thinks you're stupid for being into it. the only fz i really still like is the instrumental stuff

The misogyny bugs me too, and so does his views on education, but damn I've listened to everything he has 100 times over and I'm still not tired of it

[King Hadas]

What original got me into Zappa probably were the gross dirty lyrics, like a lot of the stuff on Joe Garage Act II & III. Now though it's gotten old and I just want to listen to the music. I've been meaning to cut the central scrutinizer bits out of my Packard Goose and Watermelon in Eastern Hay mp3s.

[MattJack]

Why did Nick get banned? Too many red picks?

[Guitar Woman]

Shit, I saw Pony graffiti IRL today.

THE DISEASE IS SPREADING

[Guitar Woman]

My biggest problem with Zappa is how he writes noise half the time instead of music, and half of all the actual music is goofy crap. I guess I'm disappointed because I expected him to be more of a precursor to Ween or something.

Lumpy Gravy is his best album, easy.

[Esuohlim]

Lumpy Gravy has the one of the biggest noise-to-music ratios though :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

I've found much better noise elsewhere.

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[Fathom Zero]

kmskNuyejBw

This has one of my favorite riffs ever.

[Esuohlim]

I've been listening to a ton of John Zorn lately and everything he ever wrote seems to be either complete noise or Jewish jazz. It's EXCELLENT

[Guitar Woman]

Lumpy Gravy has the one of the biggest noise-to-music ratios though :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

Yeah but the actual music is great

It probably has a lot to do with how Zappa keeps his fucking mouth shut the entire time

[Guitar Woman]

Being a noise artist must be the easiest job ever.

[Fathom Zero]

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[Fathom Zero]

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/3275/17079841.png

[Fathom Zero]

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[Fathom Zero]

http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/6892/82661919.png

[Guitar Woman]

I bet you guys loved those abstract Dilbert MS Paint movies, didn't you

[Fathom Zero]

I only posted them on here whenever they came out.

So, no, in other words.

[Esuohlim]

I bet you guys loved those abstract Dilbert MS Paint movies, didn't you

YES

[Fathom Zero]

HOW ABOUT THAT PIGSKIN, MILHOUSE

HOW ABOUT THAT GAME WITH THE PIGSKIN

[Otto]

I used to be extremely weirded out by the people that dressed up their dogs. Now I've finally realized that they don't do so because of the delusion that their pets are somehow human, but because they enjoy humiliating animals. That is why I am going to inflict this upon my dog for Halloween.
http://www.target.com/Banana-Split-Pet-Costume/dp/B003L97R1W
Some kinda' gay tooth with back tumors.

[k0k0]

I was thinking it was a dog kkk costume that got pelted with rotten tomatoes.

[Otto]

I am dangerously close to just making it into some kind of weird doggie klansman costume just so my neighbors hate me more than they already do.

"Oh look, honey! The tubby mope that seems to devote his entire existence to burning his garbage at night, playing an electric organ on his back porch at three in the morning, and loudly crying on his front porch every other hour has dressed his equally tubby dog as a racist fanatic. I'm glad we chose to move to this neighborhood."

[Esuohlim]

HOW ABOUT THAT PIGSKIN, MILHOUSE

HOW ABOUT THAT GAME WITH THE PIGSKIN

HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnxfm6vjdM1qbsziao1_500.gif
Is that Dr Biskonovitch?

[Fathom Zero]

i do not know who that is

[k0k0]

Looks like cody to me. He needs his medicine.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I used to be extremely weirded out by the people that dressed up their dogs. Now I've finally realized that they don't do so because of the delusion that their pets are somehow human, but because they enjoy humiliating animals. That is why I am going to inflict this upon my dog for Halloween.
http://www.target.com/Banana-Split-Pet-Costume/dp/B003L97R1W
Some kinda' gay tooth with back tumors.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y197/lalagirl727/bananasplitscostume.png

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

i do not know who that is

Looks like cody to me. He needs his medicine.

BWS7lB0pwZU

[Fathom Zero]

I always preferred Gon.

[Esuohlim]

I WANNA TALK TO RONGI SOME MORE

AND PROFESSOR COOL FOR THAT MATTER :(

[Fathom Zero]

And Mr. Adventure. :(

[Fathom Zero]

And Big McLargeHuge. :( :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think I pissed off big mclargehuge too much to come back.

I liked gon too.

[Rongi]

Professor Cool quit the internet a real long time ago :(

It's 4:30 in the morning we'll talk tomorrow at a decent hour

[Zomboid]

Seriously. Shut up. Like, most of you.

MJ & SAM: Sorry, braws! I ended up getting shittered all weekend. I'm installing Steam right now. Sam, did you think that I wouldn't notice our broken friendship on Facebook? 'Cause I did, like a year ago. Fucking prick. I kinda wanna go to Comic-con next year just to punch you in your filthy American jaw.

Also, I guess people don't appreciate your playing GnR's "One in a Million". Something about racism and homophobia.

[Sam]

THAT WAS ALL YOU, BRAH.

[Zomboid]

No way!

But yeah, that's a definite possibility.

[Fathom Zero]

Zomboid, I still love you even though you think I'm annoying.

[Sam]

Dylan, you are still moderately tolerable even though you are annoying.

AND YOU SUCK AT RED DEAD REDEMPTION.

[Fathom Zero]

SINCE WHEN HAS SHOOTING YOUR TEAMMATES IN THE BACK OF THEIR HEAD BEEN WRONG?

[Sam]

SINCE YOU COPIED IT FROM ME AND FAILED AT IT.

[Fathom Zero]

I CAN'T HEAR YOU

IT'S HARD TO HEAR SOMEONE THAT'S BEEN SHOT IN THE BACK OF THEIR HEAD

[Esuohlim]

Seriously. Shut up. Like, most of you.

I ALSO MISS LEEEEENNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR

[k0k0]

Dylan, you are still moderately tolerable even though you are annoying.

AND YOU SUCK AT RED DEAD REDEMPTION.

I am the best at red dead. I had a posse of 8 in which I was the best and everyone worshiped me for some reason. At about 30 days of playtime (which is very very sad), I quit because it got way easy and anyone who I would fight online called me a hacker, even people who were decent against me.

[Nick]

I regret not playing more Red Dead Redemption online.

[Tadao]

I regret you having internet access.

[Rongi]

welp

[Rongi]

zomboid what is up

totally forgot you were canadian

do you still have your dick pierced?

[Esuohlim]

lol, Rongi you were 12 when you started posting? :lol

[Rongi]

haha yeah :(

i pretended i was older

no wonder i am such a maladjusted adult

[Zomboid]

Yes, but nothing else. And yeah, I'm Canadian! Also, I don't find FZ all that annoying.

I think I started posting here when I was like 15.

[Esuohlim]

That makes your feud with Fartin infinitely funnier

[Rongi]

i was 12 and obsessed with radiohead. there are probably worse bands i could have been obsessed with at that age, but like i was REALLY obsessed. i think i used to fight people on this board if they said radiohead sucked (which in retrospect radiohead do kind of suck)(even though i still like them)

[Rongi]

oh my god fartin mowler

that man has children

does that not terrify you?

[Fathom Zero]

we're going to fall into a shame spiral

[Esuohlim]

I think I started posting here when I was like 15.

Same here. I kept it a secret for a while, though, because I was ashamed or something and everyone else seemed way older

[Rongi]

while other people were learning to talk to girls at that age i was fighting with a middle aged man who may very well have been insane

[Esuohlim]

THE TEENAGE YEARS WERE WEIRD ON US ALL

[k0k0]

At least you guys had I-mock at that age. All I had was aol chat, a chat place called 'the globe', porn, and geocities sites to look at.

[Rongi]

milhouse do you still have that girlfriend

[Sam]

And then Rongi got mugged.

[Fathom Zero]

Sam was and always will be his current age.

[Rongi]

Oh shit, which time was that? I got mugged twice

[Nick]

I spent the majority of my time between the ages of 15-18 making flash animations for Newgrounds, playing video games, and other such dickery. I will never be a real redneck now.

[Rongi]

I got mugged when I was really high 3 years ago

[Rongi]

Didn't mean to drop the bummer bomb on y'all

[k0k0]

That's not a bummer. I robbed a guy of his cash when he was high on something once and it was pretty funny. The dude thought I was his friend and asked me to get him something from the store. I said it'd take more money. He handed me more. I said "More" and he gave me more. Then I left the party.

[Nick]

Didn't mean to drop the bummer bomb on y'all
How much did the guy jack?

[Sam]

I remember one time it happened and you posted about it, we joked about it FOREVER.

[Esuohlim]

milhouse do you still have that girlfriend

We were broken up for a while and got back together again recently. I'M SURE TERRA WOULD BE INTERESTED IN THIS NEWS TOO :rolleyes

[Rongi]

That's not a bummer. I robbed a guy of his cash when he was high on something once and it was pretty funny. The dude thought I was his friend and asked me to get him something from the store. I said it'd take more money. He handed me more. I said "More" and he gave me more. Then I left the party.

haha

[Rongi]

oh sam you're talking about the time i got hit in the head by a crazy homeless guy

[Sam]

I think so, I remember thinking Evil Robot did it.

[Rongi]

what's with these new avatars, guys

[Sam]

HIS AVATAR WAS A BLACK MAN.

[Rongi]

ew terra still posts here?

[Rongi]

that's good news milhouse i got broken up with 4 months ago. the day before my birthday

[Sam]

We were broken up for a while and got back together again recently. I'M SURE TERRA WOULD BE INTERESTED IN THIS NEWS TOO :rolleyes

I'M STILL WAITING FOR A CERTAIN YOU KNOW WHO TO COME CRAWLING BACK TO ME.

[Rongi]

GW I used to make threads about how I hated you

Man what a lame thing to do

[Rongi]

Unless you're one of the people i'm supposed to hate still

in that case f u

[Fathom Zero]

nothing 4 sam

:(

[Nick]

what's with these new avatars, guys
We all had a big Brony/I-Mockery meet up. These are our pictures from it.

[k0k0]

My first girlfriend found me 2 years ago but she wasn't at all how she was when I was 17. She had been on meth at one point, I think. Back then she was a hot little redheaded innocent christian girl. Now she looked like she had just hopped out of a trailer park dumpster. I told her I wasn't interested.

[Rongi]

My ex girlfriend was a tiny blonde indie chick who, to this very day, I do not understand how I ended up with

[Esuohlim]

I'M STILL WAITING FOR A CERTAIN YOU KNOW WHO TO COME CRAWLING BACK TO ME.

AND I'M STILL WAITING FOR A CERTAIN NAKED PHOTO >:

[Rongi]

mainly because i'm gross and she was really pretty

[Rongi]

milhouse, sam knew that whole time that those pictures were deleted btw

[Fathom Zero]

shruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub

[Rongi]

yo got clowned, dawg

[Rongi]

now everyone knows what you look like and no one knows what buddah looks like naked

[Rongi]

except sam, i guess

[Esuohlim]

:(

[Rongi]

you can see me naked if u wan

[Fathom Zero]

alan fuck

You grew outta that a little bit, though. But you still look like you're twelve.

[Fathom Zero]

Milhouse needs to post a picture of himself at a police station desk wearing a lop-sided patrolman's hat licking an ice cream cone.

[Rongi]

nah

[Rongi]

i'm gonna go get a sandwich because i don't feel like cooking

later, nerds

[Sam]

milhouse, sam knew that whole time that those pictures were deleted btw

:lol

I forgot I had told you that Rongi.

[Esuohlim]

AND HERE WE ARE, FOUR YEARS LATER

THIS DEVELOPMENT UNNERVES ME

[Sam]

I AM THE LORD OF ILLUSION.

[Shyandquietguy]

Should we make a Rock N' Wrestling synchtube party?

I didn't look how many episodes are uploaded but yeah!

[Rongi]

omg that sandwich was so good

chojin i know you're readng this thread say something already sheesh

[Chojin]

sup

[Chojin]

while you were gone i got fat and then got kinda thin and kinda buff

[Chojin]

spoilers related

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/progress-110708.jpg

[Rongi]

holy shit chojin

[Rongi]

while i was gone i starved myself to become thing, gained all the weight back, took it off again, and now i'm fat again

[Rongi]

*thin

[Rongi]

This is me in November, handsome and svelt :handsome

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/69019_1460305832489_1378710168_31283376_46284_n.jp g

This is me today, fat and slovenly
http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/179436_10150103178084393_823764392_5896971_2645941 _n.jpg

[Rongi]

that's me trying to eat my friend

[Shyandquietguy]

Hahaha, your friend is Neil Patrick Harris.

[Rongi]

hey whaddaya know he does kind of look like nph

tbh i don't really care about being fat lately. i've since figured out that not every girl on the planet expects you to look like either ed norton from american history x or an emaciated junkie

[Esuohlim]

LOOK AT THE HIPSTER :x

What's that tattoo on your hand?

[Rongi]

It's not a tattoo, I went to a show the night before that picture was taken and they marked my hand because I was a minor at the time

ALSO IM NOT A HIPSTER >:

[k0k0]

I once almost got "PING PONG" tattooed on my knuckles, but it turned out I didn't have enough money for the all of the letters. It's the only tattoo I am glad I didn't get, as I don't get a chance to play table tennis as much as I used to. I used to be the king of it though.

[Rongi]

I kind of want to get Flipper's logo tattooed on my shoulder, but I would probably immediately regret it. Flipper are the greatest band ever but I dunno if I want them on my skin forever

Another idea I had was getting a tiger standing on his hind legs, wearing a rasta hat w/ dreads and sunglasses, playing slap bass on a goofy blue bass guitar and the notes coming out of it form a rainbow. but i think i would probably hate myself in 30 years for getting such a retarded thing on my body

i will basically never get a tattoo is what i'm trying to say

[k0k0]

I don't regret anything I've gotten. I probably wouldn't get skulls and crossbones on my wrists again, mainly because everyone asks me if I love pirates of the carribean. I hate those movies. But I don't regret getting it. I just had a thing for pirates 11 years ago.

[Rongi]

whatchu got tatted on you, meng

also new breaking bad tonight :D

[k0k0]

All I've got is those two skull and crossbone wrist tattoos, a tattoo on my forearm of a kitten fighting a snake, the cheese from wacky delly (rocko's modern life) on my right bicep, and on my shoulder I have the "crown and the down" symbol, which declares my allegiance to poverty. I got them all between 2000 and 2003 since I haven't had the cash to get any more since then. All my money goes to vidya games and oddities from the flea market.

And yeah, breaking bad time! Hopefully something happens this time. I mean, I still love the show when it's dawdling but, it'd be nice for a big move to happen.

[Rongi]

Yeah, it felt like nothing happened in last week's episode! I guess it was necessary in an expository way, but I barely remember anything that happened

[k0k0]

I liked Marie stealing from the open houses, even though it wasn't really too relevant to the central story. It reminded me of the time when we (me and my 2 roommates) were looking at houses and got denied based on our age. The guy who was showing us around wasted our time by showing us the place, talking about it, then saying we were too young to rent there though. We broke into the place that night and pissed/shat in each room, then tore the place up.

[Aaarg]

fox (yes that fox) has signed on seth macfarlane (yes that seth macfarlane) to be involved with a sequel (yes a "sequel") to cosmos (yes that cosmos)

and while the two writers from the original cosmos that aren't dead - one being carl sagan's wife - are also involved, as is neil degrasse-tyson...

... somehow i just can't imagine a sequel (how the fuck do you make a sequel to cosmos?!) to COSMOS: A PERSONAL VOYAGE really being quite the same as the original when it's aired on fox. in primetime.

"hey, remember that time i used the encyclopedia galactica to see what boobs look like on other planets?"

[k0k0]

Fox relies on Seth to do everything. The only show that I enjoy from him now is American Dad. But this is too much. First he's asked to do the Flintstones and now this.

[Aaarg]

he could just be involved for financial reasons i haven't really seen anything that says what his involvement will be

hopefully it's not any sort of animation

hopefully he's just there so people who watch seth macfarlane stuff religiously will watch something educational

wait wait, it's fox, it won't be educational

but you know

[Rongi]

sometimes i wish seth macfarlane got on that plane 10 years ago

[Kitsa]

So I managed to sprain my ankle as I exited my inlaws' house.

We'd just come back from a tour of the fire station, since my brother-in-law is a firefighter. I was backing down the front porch steps for some reason. I reached the bottom, but forgot that there's about 2 inches of cement that sticks out of the ground beyond the bottom step. So I trip on that and as I'm staggering backwards, I put my foot in the exact wrong little hollow in the ground and there goes my ankle.

Felt the tendon do the snap thing, felt the usual burny sprain-pain, sat in utter embarrassment as my brother-in-law wrapped my ankle and iced it with a bag of frozen spinach. The kids stood over me with umbrellas. I was grateful for the help, but what a humiliating way to end a visit.

[Colonel Flagg]

This hurts me just reading about it - mainly because I sprain my ankles too damned much for my own good. In truth - I feel your pain. :ow

On the bright side, the wealth of experience has given me a pretty good knack for making up my own pressure bandage, so I heal up prety quickly now.

[Kitsa]

My ankle's been weak since I sprained it badly years ago...doesn't take much. More embarrassing than anything.

I'm up late watching COPS and the officer's name is Officer Hancuff. Perfect, right?

There's another one named Ruben Hood.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Did I miss something where everyone has high school pictures as their avatars now?

[Tadao]

It's Nick's fan club.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

THANK YOU FOR THE CLARITY

[executioneer]

we're making fun of how ugly my little pony fans are, it's pretty neat

[Rongi]

that girl in your avatar is ok looking

[Rongi]

milhouse i'm still stinging from that hipster comment

might have to fight u for this

[Sam]

HIPSTER VS SALESMAN BATTLE OF THE CENTURY

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

we're making fun of how ugly my little pony fans are, it's pretty neat

I didn't know Vanille de Oerba was a fan of my little pony.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

HIPSTER VS SALESMAN BATTLE OF THE CENTURY

http://www.ihavenet.com/images/The-Goods-Live-Hard-Sell-Hard-Movie-Review.jpg

[Rongi]

gonna write death of a hipster and make a million dollars

[k0k0]

I think the hipster thing passed me by. I got called a hipster for wearing my top hat out and about town. Whenever I wear am forced to wear a suit, I wear a top hat and wax up the old mustache because I figure might as well go all the way. How am I a hipster for being my fancy self?

[Rongi]

I don't really know where I stand on the whole hipster thing. Sometimes I think they're the worst kind of people and other times I agree with this article: http://takimag.com/article/hey_teacher_leave_them_kids_alone#axzz1USmP5FuN

[Rongi]

Last night I met this cute Ukranian girl and talked about Dostoevsky and cooking with her. Got her number too :hat

[bigtimecow]

guys i was just letting something cut on the laser cutter and it was cutting for 20+ mins and was going to cut for another 20+ mins so i figured i had time to go take a shit. well i do and when i come back my colleague jim is standing outside the lab to tell me that the exhaust fell out of the window and the lab was filled with burnt plastic and cancer smell. i ruin everything :(

[executioneer]

:( oh no

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

guys i was just letting something cut on the laser cutter and it was cutting for 20+ mins and was going to cut for another 20+ mins so i figured i had time to go take a shit. well i do and when i come back my colleague jim is standing outside the lab to tell me that the exhaust fell out of the window and the lab was filled with burnt plastic and cancer smell. i ruin DEFENESTRATE everything :(

FIXED

[Rongi]

defenestrate is the best word ever

[Rongi]

you guys season four of breaking bad isn't that great so far

im kind of bummed about this

[k0k0]

I think it's great, but it's not awesome yet. Although I am sure it'll arrive at that point soon. I enjoy the characters interacting with eachother and watching everything slowly come into play. I am sure soon we'll have some crazy shit going down.

[Esuohlim]

Last night I met this cute Ukranian girl and talked about Dostoevsky and cooking with her. Got her number too :hat

THE NON-HIPSTER TALKED ABOUT DOSTOEVSKY, HUH?

[Sam]

THE EVIDENCE IS PILING UP.

[Esuohlim]

http://i.imgur.com/ujouU.png http://i.imgur.com/g1HHj.png

http://www.animationbuddy.com/Animation/Jobs_and_People/Police/Siren.gifHIPSTER PATROLhttp://www.animationbuddy.com/Animation/Jobs_and_People/Police/Siren.gif

[Rongi]

F*CK YALL

[Rongi]

guys she spoke russian what the hell else was i supposed to talk about ivan drago

[Fathom Zero]

"hey bby can u help me with dis vodka?"

[Rongi]

SORRY GUYS MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE TALKED ABOUT MY LITTLE PONY WITH HER >:

[Esuohlim]

The ramifications of Chernobyl is a great ice-breaker

[Sam]

HEY BABY YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THE TOTAL ATMOSPHERIC RELEASE OF CHERNOBYL WAS?

ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE, HOW YA DOIN'? I'M JOHN SANSONE.

[elx]

....

[k0k0]

Isn't that like asking a jewish person if they how hot the fires in the ovens were?

[executioneer]

lol now i want to ask a jewish person if they wanna go get baked :(

[Esuohlim]

lol now i want to ask a jewish person if they wanna go get baked :(

:lol

....

:ducksauce

[k0k0]

I know several jewish people who would probably follow you. You could probably get a ton of them and rent out a train to put them all on. Then take them all to get baked in a warehouse or something. Jewbake 2011?

[k0k0]

By baked I mean to get high from marijuana cigarettes. Not actually fry them up.

[executioneer]

we could all break a bunch of glass, breaking glass is fun :kristallnacht

[Chojin]

so whatever happened to pub

[executioneer]

he lurks beyond the veil of sleep

waiting for the stars to align

[executioneer]

serious answer: well he's probably not dead or anything, he just posted on twitter 6 hours ago

[Fathom Zero]

and he stalks me on tumblr

[Rongi]

man pub i dont know about that guy

[Rongi]

i like him and everything but he can be kind of a downer

[Rongi]

guys remember when gw was a girl 5 years ago

i cannot believe that was 5 years ago

[Esuohlim]

HEY BABY YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THE TOTAL ATMOSPHERIC RELEASE OF CHERNOBYL WAS?

ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE, HOW YA DOIN'? I'M JOHN SANSONE.

I hope you all pickled this >:

[Esuohlim]

guys remember when gw was a girl 5 years ago

i cannot believe that was 5 years ago

GW is still a girl now too

[Esuohlim]

so whatever happened to pub

He has chess.com open in his browser 24/7 and says depressing things in the chat box :(

[Rongi]

GW is still a girl now too

uh no

[Pentegarn]

No Milpool is right

[Rongi]

guys i am not riffing on this joke guitar woman is dude

[Pentegarn]

externally that may be so, but the parts go to waste if you get my drift

[Rongi]

he's gay?

[Rongi]

or is he like morrissey or something

[Rongi]

guys i found out that my upcoming semester at school has been completely paid for by the government

fuck yeah

[Pentegarn]

Gay? I don't really know. Not for me to say, but wasted parts are wasted parts :lol

[Rongi]

in retrospect asking if he was gay doesnt make a lot of sense

[Dimnos]

His favorite youtube video is of a guy jerking off on another guy or something like that... :\

[k0k0]

I was watching to catch a predator in a synchtube room earlier and someone put in a video of a guy getting a prostate exam. I left the room.

[Rongi]

i'm gonna go smoke weed and play crono trigger

milhouse listen to This Heat i think you'd like them guys

[Fathom Zero]

Milhouse probably doesn't like This Heat.

IT'S ALL I CAN DO TO KEEP FROM SCREAMING 'MAKESHIFT SWAHILI'.

[Esuohlim]

I like a lot of shit now

[Fathom Zero]

PSSSH

[Esuohlim]

jerk

[Fathom Zero]

:O

take that back

[Esuohlim]

I am going to listen to This Heat and I am going to LOVE IT TO FUCKING DEATH just to spite you now

[Tadao]

I JUST TOLD PUB THAT YOU ARE ALL JERKFACES

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

(7:37:34 PM) Pub: I thought Rongi was banned for being a crybaby.


OH SNAP!

[Fathom Zero]

dickfightdickfight

[Esuohlim]

I JUST TOLD PUB THAT YOU ARE ALL JERKFACES

I bet Pub agrees and is secretly thinking you too are a jerkface because he is in a MOOD right now

[Sam]

A PUBBLES MOOD

[Fathom Zero]

plubbuvver

[Fathom Zero]

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/3853/goodideas.png

goodideas.png

[Zomboid]

Really?

[Shyandquietguy]

Reading the Ask Willie thread has brought up an alarming revelation that I wish was not true.

People love Regular Show because it's more up front. >: I haven't watched many but I can tell you amidst the goofy/fun plots, I personally feel underwhelmed when watching it half of the time. I do not feel like that most of the time watching Adventure Time. I wish more people favored Adventure Time over REgular Show!

[Fathom Zero]

Really?

I'm really wondering if it's possible without the heavy usage of, say, radioactive isotopes.

Such a technology would be a boon to the decorative bone industry.

[Nick]

Reading the Ask Willie thread has brought up an alarming revelation that I wish was not true.

People love Regular Show because it's more up front. >: I haven't watched many but I can tell you amidst the goofy/fun plots, I personally feel underwhelmed when watching it half of the time. I do not feel like that most of the time watching Adventure Time. I wish more people favored Adventure Time over REgular Show!

Adventure Time on average has more views than Regular Show does. So you got that.

[Rongi]

if publover's got a problem he knows where to find me

[Rongi]

i will fight him

[Rongi]

IT'S ALL I CAN DO TO KEEP FROM SCREAMING 'MAKESHIFT SWAHILI'.

That song is genuinely terrifying

[Sam]

You have to fight Milhouse Backwards first.

[Rongi]

fine

[Shyandquietguy]

Adventure Time on average has more views than Regular Show does. So you got that.

Then how come the majority of people I meet say they prefer Regular Show, smart guy. >:

I will also admit that I am worried about Pub Lover even though my only interaction is through chess. :(

He is some kind of monster I tell you. :(

Co-dependent chess monster. :(

[k0k0]

Do people who play chess on there ever boot up a computer version of chess and set it to master and then just do their opponents moves on there as they play against the computer so that they can get really good scores? Because I think that would probably be easy to do.

[Nick]

http://s.uvlist.net/l/y2005/4/8295.jpg
This is my favorite all time version of Chess. I wish I could find a copy of it somewhere. :(

[Zhukov]

Do people who play chess on there ever boot up a computer version of chess and set it to master and then just do their opponents moves on there as they play against the computer so that they can get really good scores? Because I think that would probably be easy to do.

That's a brilliant idea!

[Tadao]

i will fight him

if publover's got a problem he knows where to find me

(11:09:20 PM) Pub: Yup, sounds like a crybaby faggot to me.

[Sam]

That means that Pub is erect at the thought of fighting Rongi.

[Tadao]

Do people who play chess on there ever boot up a computer version of chess and set it to master and then just do their opponents moves on there as they play against the computer so that they can get really good scores? Because I think that would probably be easy to do.

I used to accuse my friend of running Chessmaster 2000 while playing me. I actually was telling my wife that I think people on the tourny are cheating in this way. :(

[Rongi]

you do realize that was a joke right

[Tadao]

He's gonna wrestle Rongi to the ground and bonerhug him.

[Rongi]

the thing about fighting pub i mean

doesnt he live in new zealand or something?

[Rongi]

oh wait you do realize

welp

[Sam]

This ain't no joke.

SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

[Tadao]

Pub is not adverse to taking a long flight if it involves man on man contact.

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Rongi]

ask pub whatever happened to legolars

[Fathom Zero]

Jesus Christ, Rongi, you're barely older than me.

[Sam]

You kids settle down now.

[Rongi]

Why is this a surprise :(?

[Esuohlim]

Birthdays where fun as a kid, now they're just a reminder that I'm getting older :(

YOU WERE A KID WHEN YOU WROTE THAT

there is no way you could be a day older than 13-14. you're too much of a pussy

now apologize, spaz

YOU WERE NOT A DAY OLDER THAN 13-14 WHEN YOU WROTE THAT.

You posted like a sneering older dude looking down on all the young dudes and we believed all the LIES man

[Rongi]

oh my god this is legit embarassing i was such a horrible turd when i was a teenager :( :( :( :( :(

[Rongi]

i also used to pretend i was a cartoonist for some reason!

[Sam]

MAN, I USED TO THINK RONGI WAS A FUCKING GROWN UP.

I TOLD HIM ABOUT GROWN UP THINGS.

ALL THESE FUCKING LIES.

[Rongi]

;_;

[Sam]

:tear

[Rongi]

i deserve all the red pickles in the world

[Sam]

MAN, THIS IS BUMMING ME OUT.

I'M GONNA GO LISTEN TO SOME PAVEMENT AND SMOKE CLOVE CIGARETTES IN MY BED.

FUCKING LIES, MAN.

[Rongi]

thanks milhouse i would give you some pickles but you know how it goes gotta spread some reputation around >:

[Esuohlim]

I used to accuse my friend of running Chessmaster 2000 while playing me. I actually was telling my wife that I think people on the tourny are cheating in this way. :(

This is a brilliant idea, actually :(

[Rongi]

MAN, THIS IS BUMMING ME OUT.

I'M GONNA GO LISTEN TO SOME PAVEMENT AND SMOKE CLOVE CIGARETTES IN MY BED.

FUCKING LIES, MAN.

DEAR LIVEJOURNAL ;_;

[Zhukov]

You're at least part Mexican though, That much is true, right?

[Sam]

DEAR LIVEJOURNAL ;_;

DEAR DEADJOURNAL ;__;

[Esuohlim]

CHIN UP, BRAH. Ain't nobody like you any less, right?

Except me and Sam.

We like you a LOT less now.

[k0k0]

Couldn't be bad as the girl I met on age of conan a couple of years ago. She sent me pictures, hot hot pictures. They were of her when she was younger. When she got to my house, she was about 30 and a bit chunky. I still banged her, but didn't feel as good about it.

[Fathom Zero]

oh man, it's like my whole world's been turned upside down and stuff

[k0k0]

So starts the I-mockery chess cheater society.