I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Emotion/pageblak.gif

[Tadao]

:o

[Aaarg]

mine would cut sandwiches into quarters diagonally and i'd take a bite out of each one before continuing.

[Dixie]

There's nothing wrong with the dude I went out with last night.
He and his girl broke up recently.
We had a good time last night, he was very much a gentleman.
:)

[Tadao]

Take it to loveline, no one cares here.

[Dixie]

Pub asked.

[Aaarg]

Pub asked, but Tad commanded.

[Pub Lover]

Pub will read it wherever you happen to reply to him.

[Tadao]

I had to say it or else Aaaarg might type in caps at me again :tear

[Aaarg]

no way buddy i'm so mellow i'm typing in no-caps again.

[Pub Lover]

Anyways, here's an email I got today.
hi...you like to hear others interests...well i am interested in jesus...what are you interested in?


Even nuns have more interests than just Jesus, King of The Jews. :(

However, sex is rarely one of them, I hear. :(

[MajorScales]

I bet nuns rub one out on occasion :)

[Pub Lover]

Not in mixed company, I'm sure. :(

[Fathom Zero]

In mixed company, especially.

[Dixie]

So I'm volunteering at the science museum Saturday for BugFest.
My job is going to be at the "Interactive Playground" and I'm working with someone/something called Cameron the Caterpillar.......
We shall see how this goes.

[Tadao]

I want to visit your interactive playground

[Dixie]

No, you just want to visit Dixie's Love Shack

[Fathom Zero]

Dixie's Love Cock

[LordSappington]

I got into the most anti-climatic fight ever today in school. This kid I know through my friends went into a bathroom stall, so I threw some dry paper towels at his head and walked out. Not odd for my friend group at all; just a joke.
At the end of lunch, I ran into him, and he started screaming at me, and shoving me, and basically yelling 'WHAT'RE YOU GONNA FUCKING DO?!'
So, after the fifth shove, and he still wouldn't elaborate, I decided 'Whoa, fuck this.' and kicked him in the nuts. Hard. When he bent over in pain, I gave him an uppercut to his face, and just walked off.
So, do nut shots count as a win? I mean, the guy's a good six inches taller than me, and obviously has serious anger issues, so I think it's sort of fair.

[Pub Lover]

"That's my purse!" :pac-man

[Guitar Woman]

He sounds like a great person

[Ploxtrot]

So, do nut shots count as a win? I mean, the guy's a good six inches taller than me, and obviously has serious anger issues, so I think it's sort of fair.
No, that's against the rules and you should be disqualified from any fights you enter.

[Pub Lover]

I think it would be safe to say that I live in Pub's basement :)
Get a cock, and then we'll talk. <3
I kinda doubt they have basements in NZ...he might have you tied up in a closet, that they call a dingaroo room or a Wallaby hamper.
What the heck is so gosh darn complicated about basements that would prevent the local shed-makers sticking one in? :(

As a matter of fact I do have a basement. It is a hole under the house used by the local Marries to clear the indoors long drop.

[Tadao]

Nearly all of the Misfits songs have been covered by Metallica, including Die Die Die My Darling. The Metallica versions are also vastly superior. I hate to knock the Misfits, because they are a very creative band, but let's face it, Danzig can't sing and the rest of the band can't play. The Metallica versions have crisp, intelligable lyrics and sharp, complex guitar work that make for a far more enjoyable listen. And for the record, except for that odd few months when they were going to a therapist (St. Anger) Metallica has NEVER and will NEVER suck.

I'm not a fan of this album at all. Sounds like most misfit albums, namely a drugged up alcoholic mumbling and screaming while the rest of the band seemly plays as irratic and badly as possible. And before you ask yes, I AM a fan of punk. The problem is it's more of a concert medium and doesn't translate well to an album.

I would recommend instead you buy Metallica's "Garage Days" album. It contains two of the songs listed as well as some motorhead and other covers.

This makes me wanna get banned.

[Tadao]

I can feel the hate rise :(

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Emotion/pageblak.gif

It's like my throat is full of vile acid and I either have to spit it in his face or swallow it and ruin my day.

[Aimless]

you're so hot, tadao.

[executioneer]

TADAO I GAVE HIM WHAT FOR FOR YOU

[Tadao]

OMG I'm gonna puke.

[Tadao]

This demon in me is hard to keep down. :(

[Tadao]

Thanks Willie, I remember when ride the lightning came out and I was shunned for still blaring Mercyful Fate. I liked evil and Metallica was far from it.

[LordSappington]

I laugh a little when people tell me how brutal Metallica is.

[Tadao]

Sharp and electric, yeah. Evil and brutal, no.

[Zhukov]

You seriously upper-cutted him to the face? That's hilarious. As for teste kicks..., if you felt that the situation warranted it, then go ahead. I wouldn't go doing it everytime someone got in your face though.

You might get a nickname. Or people will start thinking that you like rubbing your feet on balls.

[Tadao]

In my world, you stop someone from getting in your face with whatever it takes. The upper cut manned it up a lot, but the ball kick lets him know that there is a lot at stake when he gets in your face.

[LordSappington]

No, no. I only did it because, honestly, I was a little freaked out; this guy was flipping way the fuck out, and I could tell that he was going into a full adrenaline rush. I think that if he got a few swings in, he would have started going nuts, and I'd get the shit beaten out of me.
And yeah, the uppercut was kind of spur-of-the-moment. He doubled way over when I hit him in the balls, and I guess it was a reflex.

[Colonel Flagg]

Good going, Sappy. Watch your back for the next couple weeks, though.

[LordSappington]

Oh, he doesn't have any friends. He creeps the girls out, he's a douchebag to the guys, and nobody can stand him. One of his teachers locked him out of the classroom when he went to the bathroom.

[Colonel Flagg]

All the same, eyes open!

[Chojin]

dear diary

tonight i watched harry potter on our new tv with this chick, then had some great sex, then we immediately went back to watching harry potter

strictly business

10 points for griffindor

[Sam]

YOU LIAR

YOU DIDN'T WATCH HARRY POTTER >:

[Chojin]

i was rollin wit da wizzads, yo

[Chojin]

You seriously upper-cutted him to the face? That's hilarious. As for teste kicks..., if you felt that the situation warranted it, then go ahead. I wouldn't go doing it everytime someone got in your face though.

You might get a nickname. Or people will start thinking that you like rubbing your feet on balls.

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/1237586746901.png

[Tadao]

dear diary

tonight i watched harry potter on our new tv with this chick, then had some great sex, then we immediately went back to watching harry potter

strictly business

10 points for griffindor

Are you sure it wasn't a Hairy Pooper movie?

[Chojin]

Are you sure it wasn't a Hairy Pooper movie?

it was no Wizard People, i tell you what

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[executioneer]

i wish he'd do another movie :( not necessarily H.P. but the same sorta thing

[Pub Lover]

I laugh a little when people tell me how brutal Metallica is.

I preferred your last avatar. :(

This one is cute, though. :(

I just have a thing for chicks in glasses? :(

I may have liked you more, Sapps. :(

You're a great guy without my appreciation though. :(

[Pub Lover]

NO ONE FUCKING LIKES ME!! FUCK THIS SHIT!!
I like ya. :(
http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/airforcecesco2.jpg

CATS CAN'T FLY >:

The thing I found scary was my response was "HAWT", I really hope it was just the uniform I liked. :(

[Pub Lover]

Last edited by Tadao : Sep 11th, 2009 at 01:34 PM.
You're one of the good ones, T. :(

[Pub Lover]

i wish he'd do another movie :( not necessarily H.P. but the same sorta thing

What would you suggest? Because that does sound good. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Emotion/pageblak.gif

[Tadao]

The thing I found scary was my response was "HAWT", I really hope it was just the uniform I liked. :(

I found it kinda sexy too :x

[Wiffles]

Chief Master Sergeant Cat brings out the closet furry in all of us ^.^

[executioneer]

What would you suggest? Because that does sound good. :(

how about the star trek reboot

[LordSappington]

I preferred your last avatar. :(
I like to switch around. She'll probably be back. But for now, DS-chan is my avatar.

[Zhukov]

She looks like she's computer generated.

[LordSappington]

She is wearing a lot of makeup.

[captain516]

Are you lonely tonight, Pub? Maybe we can get together and be.... less lonely. Whaddaya say?

[Pub Lover]

I like to switch around. She'll probably be back. But for now, DS-chan is my avatar.

I like this new, new one. :(

Thank you. :(

[Pub Lover]

how about the star trek reboot

What a good idea, Willie. :(

[Pub Lover]

Chief Master Sergeant Cat brings out the closet furry in all of us ^.^

Yiff. :(

[Pub Lover]

Are you lonely tonight, Pub? Maybe we can get together and be.... less lonely. Whaddaya say?

Always lonely, Fella. :love

Just a bit more drunk, eek. :(

[Pub Lover]

Tell her you're interested in him too - he's one of the best midfielders on the Mexican National Soccer Team.
I checked on Google (our saviour) and if you say Jesus, you mean Christ. :(

[Dixie]

tonight was incredibly ridiculous.
i watched one of my best friends break bad and choke a bitch.
that was so fucking awesome.

[Pub Lover]

So currently I'm at my friends house and their new room mate is listening to the shittiest music my ears have ever heard. Pretty sure it's fucking Korn.

I was listening to the radio today & I thought the song was pretty good & wondered what it was. It was Korn! I was momentarily at a loss to know what the hell was going on. :(

Then I though of Lenore. :(

[Pub Lover]

i watched one of my best friends break bad and choke a bitch.

What? :(

[Fathom Zero]

snap shitless

[Fathom Zero]

Hey Pub, you got the touch.

3C9Bng7NPPY

[Pub Lover]

snap shitless

What? :(

[Pub Lover]

Hey Pub, you got the touch.
I doubt it. :(

But thanks. :(

[Pub Lover]

Dylan, I like that you're back with the Hans Gruber avatar. <3

[Pub Lover]

Wiffles, Wiffles, Wiffles. Reading this. :(

[Pub Lover]

Hey Pub, how ya doing? :(

[Pub Lover]

Great, thanks Wiffles. :(

[Kitsa]

I saw this (http://www.jadeandpearl.com/catalog/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=9&products_id=18) in a magazine and frankly don't know what to think about it.

I guess if it works...

[Fathom Zero]

Sorry that you're on the other side of Earth, pal. I SLEEP AT NIGHT.

[Colonel Flagg]

snap shitlessWhat? :(

getting real upset for no particular reason.

Some guys did that at a bachelor party in South Philly about a month ago, and killed the bride's brother. True story.

[Zhukov]

What time is it on the other side of the world right now?

It's 21:21 AM, Saturday 12 September 2010 here.

[Dimnos]

You posted that at 9:22 AM Sep 11th here.

[Pub Lover]

Sep 12th, 2009, 02:22 AM :(

Even Zhukov is hours in the past, eek. :(

[Pub Lover]

LOL @ 2010, Z. :(

[Dimnos]

How is the future so far Pub? We havnt been killed by robots yet?

[Pub Lover]

You haven't? Whew, that is a relief. I thought you had. :(

[Wiffles]

If we would be taken over, it would be by cute friendly robots from japan ^.^

[Dimnos]

The ones that kill you with a smile. :\

[Pub Lover]

If by 'smile' you mean 'giant prehensile robo-dongs', then yes.

[Dimnos]

That too. :lol

[Pub Lover]

http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/355x313/1473x1431/0/7719072506738998657.jpeg
that guy expressed interest in me...........

does anyone else get severe uncanny valley jibblies from the captain picard doppleganger

Uncanny Valley! Yes, that is exactly the unsettled feeling I felt seeing that picture. :(

[executioneer]

it's like he's not really REAL, like someone cobbled him together from spare parts to make him look like what he's trying to look like

[MajorScales]

That is really wonderful...I wish I could be that cool on Halloween.

[Guitar Woman]

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/903/themostoffensiveadever4.jpg

Happy 9/11 everyone

[Chojin]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hNoILZXrpA4/SRCFI5o41_I/AAAAAAAAAAo/7u03CViemTs/s320/salonpas.jpg

i fucking love these things

[Tadao]

Stop trying to battle me.

[Tadao]

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/05/07/fat%20belt.jpg

[Wiffles]

everytime is excersise time ^.^

[Chojin]

i end up with sore muscles all the time because i'm eating at an extreme caloric deficit (800-1000 kcal/day) and I still train like Sagat

so i regularly get my choke broke

i also dropped by body fat by almost 10% over 7 weeks, so i'm doing something right

[Wiffles]

i end up with sore muscles all the time because i'm eating at an extreme caloric deficit (800-1000 kcal/day) and I still train like Sagat

so i regularly get my choke broke

i also dropped by body fat by almost 10% over 7 weeks, so i'm doing something right


you must have cool self controll. I cant resist snacks all the time. Nothing like anon to get you into shape huh

[LordSappington]

I'm the kind of person who snacks a little through the day, then 'Eat like a bird' at meals, according to my friend. I haven't heard that phrase in God knows how long until she brought it up.

[MajorScales]

i end up with sore muscles all the time because i'm eating at an extreme caloric deficit (800-1000 kcal/day) and I still train like Sagat

so i regularly get my choke broke

i also dropped by body fat by almost 10% over 7 weeks, so i'm doing something right

I have no idea what calories or how much fat I might have...I have to walk for my work and I lose 10 to 15 pounds by mid summer. Having an asian wife I eat lots of rice/pasta and snack during the day so I'm burning off what I eat fairly quick. what does getting your choke broke mean?

[Chojin]

you must have cool self controll. I cant resist snacks all the time. Nothing like anon to get you into shape huh

Well, i'm on a PSMF (protein-sparing-modified-fast - basically atkins minus the heart failure) and I dose up on ephedra and fish oil so I usually don't even get hungry. Most of my calories are in the early morning and it's tough to choke all of it down sometimes :<

[Chojin]

:pagebrak

I have no idea what calories or how much fat I might have...I have to walk for my work and I lose 10 to 15 pounds by mid summer. Having an asian wife I eat lots of rice/pasta and snack during the day so I'm burning off what I eat fairly quick. what does getting your choke broke mean?

getting your choke broke is breaking your neck, but i was being all metaphorical and shit

here's a way to benchmark your body fat %:

Get your weight and a gut measurement (widest area under bellybutton).

1. Calculate LBM (lean body mass; the weight of your bones, muscle, water, tissues other than fat) by this formula:
(Weight * 1.082) + 94.42 - (Waist * 4.15)

2. Calculate body fat:
Weight - LBM

3. Calculate body fat %:
Fat / Weight

[MajorScales]

I got's a little belly...its normal. Like Seth you think too much about shit that don't matter.

[Tadao]

Sir, you are no Seth so SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING LONG HATED FAG! YOU WERE HATED FOR A REASON, IT ISN'T GONNA CHANGE WITH YOUR USERNAME!.

Just pullin' your leg tubby.

[Fathom Zero]

WELL I THINK I'M DUE A CHICKEN CARBONARA, FELLAS

[MajorScales]

Sir, you are no Seth so SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING LONG HATED FAG! YOU WERE HATED FOR A REASON, IT ISN'T GONNA CHANGE WITH YOUR USERNAME!.

Just pullin' your leg tubby.

I'm not trying to be a jerk...I really have never taken the time to do the math when it comes to calories and the possibilities of how many of them might make me over weight. I think Chojin is the bee's knees :love

[Tadao]

:x

[Tadao]

I really am being a good boy, so I don't mean it. BUT JUST WAIT TILL THE MEDS WEAR OFF!

[Kitsa]

Here's something to keep that nasty appetite away.

The 5 Most Horrific Parasitic Worms (http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/featured/most-horrific-parasitic-worms/10497) (partially nsfw, I think...definitely disgusting)

I remember the picture of the kid with ascaris being really popular in school. I couldn't eat noodles for a while.

[MajorScales]

I used to do this when it was only me Rongi back in the day...

I'm drinking some beer and playing my bass so tell me what you are doing tonight if you are not going out.

[Kitsa]

I dunno, I'm pretty fucking tired actually. I'm probably going to kick back and see what's in the backlog of my DVR. And drink lots of iced tea. Probably there will be a fat housecat sitting on my legs and cutting off circulation at some point.

[MajorScales]

cats make my crotch itchy...ironic it you think about getting some pussy...9/11 sounds like something the Nazi's might have said before the baked some Jews.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28o0dhg4AEQ

[executioneer]

i went to my folsk house for my dads birthday

[Fathom Zero]

Man, those worms make me hungry. They look like bean sprouts for the most part.

[Guitar Woman]

So immediately re-taking a class I failed with the same instructor as last time sounds like a fucking blast

I seem to recall specifically building my schedule around being in the course with the one other guy on the entire campus who also teaches it, but I guess he melted or something.

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

I know the pains. Fortunately, most of my instructors are helpful.

[Pub Lover]

I'm too old to look in this thread.
I'm surprised no one has complained about it being creepy. :(
Where's LS when you need him?
Danny or Sapps, MJ?

Because Danny is still waiting for a call from Fartin. :(

[Pub Lover]

THESE TACTICS ARE ALL WELL AND GOOD FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE ACTUALLY TALKED TO THEIR DREAM GIRLS, BUT >: >:

For someone that doesn't post much any more, you're showing a surprising lack of character-development, son. :(

[Chojin]

So immediately re-taking a class I failed with the same instructor as last time sounds like a fucking blast

how do you people fail at anything school-related

i don't get it

i mean i do zero work and still make the dean's list so I assume you have to actively work to fuck up your life

[Fathom Zero]

It's very very hard to fail.

[Colonel Flagg]

It happens. Almost happened to me, twice.

Almost. :(

[Guitar Woman]

I chalk it up to the fact that it was a sociology course and was so stupid I lost IQ points attending lectures

I know my shit about this class now, though, all I need to do is bullshit my way through two or three papers I've still got the guidelines for, while maybe showing up to class every once in a while and playing Final Fantasy on my laptop

[Colonel Flagg]

I chalk it up to the fact that high school was so flipping easy, then to go to college and actually have to work hard and actually read the assigned texts gave me a case of the bends. I was just lucky that my school's policy was to give only P/F grades during first semester freshman year.

I got better.

[Babs]

What I have to say right now is that OSU football is a big fucking dissapointment like all the other following years they've been. OH-Uh Oh.

[Fathom Zero]

I don't have to read shit if I don't feel like it. I take a great many science and math classes. They account for ten of my fifteen hours.

[LordSappington]

I just got back from walking the woods to get to the bridge at the other side so I could watch the lightning storm in the distance. We've been getting torrential rain lately, but I figured it'd just be insanely muddy, like usual.
Because I had my earbuds in, I didn't hear the river that was right in front of me as I was watching the sky, and got swept away a good thirty feet before I struggled back onto land. I'm fine, but my cd player is toast, and I feel pretty lame.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Colonel Flagg]

I don't have to read shit if I don't feel like it. I take a great many science and math classes. They account for ten of my fifteen hours.

That works (sometimes), but the required courses in humanities killed me. As the first semester was the veritable wake-up call, I became more diligent as time progressed. By the time I got to grad school, I did all suggested reading as a matter of course - didn't even think about it. All my fellow students complained that I was "busting the curve". :\

[Tadao]

I just got back from walking the woods to get to the bridge at the other side so I could watch the lightning storm in the distance. We've been getting torrential rain lately, but I figured it'd just be insanely muddy, like usual.
Because I had my earbuds in, I didn't hear the river that was right in front of me as I was watching the sky, and got swept away a good thirty feet before I struggled back onto land. I'm fine, but my cd player is toast, and I feel pretty lame.

That's kinda scary.

[Fathom Zero]

That works (sometimes), but the required courses in humanities killed me. As the first semester was the veritable wake-up call, I became more diligent as time progressed. By the time I got to grad school, I did all suggested reading as a matter of course - didn't even think about it. All my fellow students complained that I was "busting the curve". :\

I'm told it just gets easier as time goes on and experience levels rise. But so far, as I've been reading and studying, it's been easy.

My goal is just to get a degree to please people. I actually like manual labor more and I want to go to vocational school when I get outta here.

[Babs]

vocational schools do wonders for specialized studies.

[Fathom Zero]

Maybe even UTI. I could get into that. Cars are really interesting to me lately, not that I know much. I just wanna learn how to do things.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Aimless: What kind of cajun are we having for dinner tonight?

[Chojin]

I chalk it up to the fact that high school was so flipping easy, then to go to college and actually have to work hard and actually read the assigned texts gave me a case of the bends. I was just lucky that my school's policy was to give only P/F grades during first semester freshman year.

I got better.

I passed high school with something like straight Ds (and actually did fail ENGLISH once), but then I spent a couple years in the real world and suddenly had a newfound appreciation for school.

Now my GPA is 3.88 in college. It would be a 4.0 but I seemed to have a habit of picking my first class of the day to be run by some retarded hose beast who valued punctuality over all things. Also one of classes I got a B in was womens' studies, and fuck bitches.

[Aimless]

Aimless: What kind of cajun are we having for dinner tonight?



Jambalaya <3


.... if you don't show this time, it's over. :|

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Awww. We've been through too much for this to come between us.

[Aimless]

oh, so you're already admitting that you're not going to show? What is it, my cooking? :(

[Pub Lover]

Bill's little problem hasn't cleared up. But don't worry, he is on the right medication, and he'll be over as soon as he gets the nod from his Doc.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I would love to eat your cooking. :) ....and that thing pub mentioned. As soon as Doctor Boogie gives me the green light I'll be there.

[Aimless]

okay, but three strikes and you're out. *sigh*

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dinner at my place is always an option. I can make some really great Italian food.

[Pub Lover]

Iceland 1988 a young man has been driving for hours to get from one frozen town to another. His car has broken down and he's walking, when a car stops to pick him up

Oddgier (the vehicle pulls up beside him with the window down)

Ogger do oogger?

Friormar

Obal do Obal oooken dobol bon fogal

Oddgier

Blocken du Engrish?

Friormar

Sure I speak English

Oddgier

I ran out of gas could you help me?

Friormar (pull out a Potato gun and shoots Oddgier in the head knocking him out and then drags him into an Icelandic field)

Oddgier (wakes up with his pants down around his ankles alone)

Obel du fuggle!!!!

Oddgier makes his way to the road and another car pulls up but this time is a very beautiful young girl that offers him a ride to safety

Rakel

Raped?

Oddgier

Yes, I need a drink

Rakel

Yes, we will stop in my town of Rapendoutsider

Oddgier

I think I will walk

Rakel

Are you sure? you still need to walk through it

Oddgier (takes out a knife and holds it to his neck)

Ippel offen to poppen

Rakel

you are going to kill yourself?

Oddgier

Poppen!!!

Rakel (speeds up her car and smashes it head on into a telephone pole)

Oddgier walks away from the crash but Rakel is killed...another car pulls up beside the bloody Oddgier, the car with Rakel explodes into flames

Sigbjorn

Heloo offen do smacken droppen trouse?

Oddgier

Ok

Oddgier is raped again and the movie ends

:lol :rock

This is the sort of movie I want to see more of. Good work, Fartin. :(

[Colonel Flagg]

Also one of classes I got a B in was womens' studies, and fuck bitches.

I'll bet that wasn't a course on female "appreciation", but rather on Susan B. Anthony, Harriet Tubman and Helen Keller. Getting a 'B' was probably pretty good, for a guy. :lol

[Tadao]

http://i565.photobucket.com/albums/ss95/animalswithlightsabers/fighting_prairie_dogs.png

[Tadao]

LjKN6-fTVJY

[Tadao]

http://i565.photobucket.com/albums/ss95/animalswithlightsabers/2.jpg

[Tadao]

http://i565.photobucket.com/albums/ss95/animalswithlightsabers/buddy.jpg

[Babs]

http://www.myfunnyanimals.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/chat-mechant.jpg

[MajorScales]

:lol :rock

This is the sort of movie I want to see more of. Good work, Fartin. :(


I knew Boogie would delete it :\ He can't handle the fact not everyone writes like the are still in high school.

Some great writing and my stuff is on this site...and don't use the fact that I use the word Rape in my script...they play RAPE ME by Nirvana on my local radio station and no one freaks out.

http://jammsbrondocdaneekasyakhut.yuku.com/topic/4698

[Zhukov]

I really enjoyed women studies at University. It wasn't my best subject, but I feel I could have taken it further. I might, one day.

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/food.jpg

4.5 oz. chicken breast
2.5 oz. orange roughy fillet
3.7 oz. ground beef (93/7)
120 g. onions
78 g. cauliflower
+ soy sauce and spices

432 kcal / 9g fat / 10g carb / 72g protein

Got the idea from when my friend ordered a 'triple delight' at a chinese place and then asked for them to serve it without vegetables. He got a box of meat.

Shit's nice, btw.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/food.jpg

4.5 oz. chicken breast
2.5 oz. orange roughy fillet
3.7 oz. ground beef (93/7)
120 g. onions
78 g. cauliflower
+ soy sauce and spices

432 kcal / 9g fat / 10g carb / 72g protein

Got the idea from when my friend ordered a 'triple delight' at a chinese place and then asked for them to serve it without vegetables. He got a box of meat.

Shit's nice, btw.

in case anyone missed it

[Pub Lover]

There is also a food thread, Sir. :(
this is the gayest thread we have

i'm tempted to lock it before it spreads the creep to the rest of the forums, but i remain optimistic for an oao-style catastrophic failure
Before it spreads? I must be wearing my creep-coloured glasses again. :(

[Kitsa]

Do you ever actually respond to a thread inside the same thread, Pub, or do you always trot it back here to work it over?

[Pub Lover]

Ya'll don't need my crap all over the place.

[Chojin]

pub's been in chat jail for years now

[Guitar Woman]

DEAR AIMLESS

you are an all right dudette and your avatar makes me smile

-GW

[Wiffles]

pub's been in chat jail for years now

I think hes a bot or something O.O

[Guitar Woman]

I had a gay affair with a bot? :(

[Wiffles]

Yeah, I think Pub's a bot. His cold and calculating nature makes it so O_O

[Aimless]

DEAR AIMLESS

you are an all right dudette and your avatar makes me smile

-GW


Dear Guitar Woman (?)

I heard that you are a young boy, that amused me. Your old avatar was sexy but this one works for me too.

<3, Me

[Kitsa]

His new avatar looks like Che Guevara when he was a med student.

[Tadao]

<3




where's your new pic? hmmmmm?

See what I did? I moved a chatty post to the chat thread!

[Aimless]

I still wanna know where your picture is.

[Pub Lover]

Good little Tadao, trying to teach the new kids. Have a cookie! :(

[Tadao]

I'll have to get the camera from my brother. I tried the webcam the other day, but it takes shittyX5 pics. IDK why, it has good streaming.

[Kitsa]

All of my most flattering pictures come from webcam and I don't think that says anything good about my appearance :(

[Aimless]

I'll post a new one when you do. *stays out of pic thread*

[Fathom Zero]

Why do women think they're so ugly? It pisses me off sometimes.

[Aimless]

Why do women think they're so ugly? It pisses me off sometimes.

Cause some of us are?


Kitsa is really pretty though, I love her hair.

[Kitsa]

I don't have any delusions. I am what I am. I think it's more obnoxious when women think they're the most beautiful creature to ever walk the earth.

Thanks for the hair thing.

[Aimless]

I'd rather be a chubby geek that's not completely horrible looking than gorgeous with no personality.

[Kitsa]

Or worse, a bad personality.

[Fathom Zero]

Through the magic of the internet, there is at least one person out there that finds someone hot. It's a law or something.

[Fathom Zero]

OH GOD, a bad personality. I agree with you there.

[Tadao]

http://panino.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/joan-jett.jpg

I love em with a bad reputation though.

[Kitsa]

I am impatient for chili I will be making later.

[Fathom Zero]

What kind of chili?

CINCINNATI CHILI? IF SO, MAKE ME A 5-WAY, PLZ THX.

[Pub Lover]

Kitsa just pulled a GW. :(

Maybe some of us want to talk about the subject you completely edited out? :(

Not me though. :(

[Kitsa]

I was banking on no one being interested, which is usually the case. And since I didn't want to DOUBLE-POST, pub, I decided to edit. You know very well that it's not something I do often, or even seldom.

It's my own special "beer chili" recipe. One lb ground beef, one large can "chili hot beans", 2 cans chili-ready tomatoes, and a bottle or can of favorite beer. The alcohol cooks off, but the flavor is magnificent. I cook it down very thick, then eat it with sour cream and tortilla chips, like dip.

[Wiffles]

Yum Chilli, I like them very hot ^.^

[Pub Lover]

Kitsa just pulled a GW. :(

There is what happened and then what I said happened. :(

[Fathom Zero]

That sounds wonderful, Kitsa. Save me some.

[Kitsa]

There is what happened and then what I said happened. :(

That's the Pub Lover Promise!

[Guitar Woman]

Patrick Swayze died.

[Tadao]

Nobody puts Swayze in the coroner

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Nobody puts Swayze in the coroner

:lol

[Colonel Flagg]

Patrick Swayze died.

Shit. That's too bad. :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

"I hope Kanye West doesn't walk up during the middle of Swayze's funeral complaining that Michael Jackson had the best funeral this year."

Not my material but thought it was funny.

[RaNkeri]

Keith Floyd died.

[Dimnos]

Sorry... :confused:

[Fathom Zero]

DIAGNOSIS: FUN

[Tadao]

Sorry... :confused:

A drunk and a cook.

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/keithfloyd.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I'm waiting to hear if MUA2 is good before I get it. Ghost, can you tell me if Juggernaut says "I'm the Juggernaut bitch!"? If he does, I'm buying.

lololol, Women would ask me for stuff like that and I would just look at them like "I know I work here but I'm not a homosexual" and they would give a look back like "Yeah, Right!"

The whole 9/11 thing is complete and utter bullshit. A lot of innocent people died so that our country could find a stupid reason to go to war.

Also, I won't believe for a second that we made it to the moon. If we did, why the fuck aren't there more things going on on the lunar surface? I haven't heard of a single mission to the moon since 1975. What the fuck is wrong with it? I call bullshit.

A scientific hypothesis is an educated question with a verifiable/disprovable outcome.

I could actually give a fuck less if they went to the moon or not, I'm simply being an ass lol. My point is that it doesn't really make any sense that they went to the moon back when technology was extremely primative only to abandon going to the moon once technology drastically advanced. Also, politicians waste taxpayer money on bullshit all the time, even more so recently.

What ever happened to the cold war? I actually preferred it to the lukewarm one that we have now.

..

[Fathom Zero]

I LOVE FEAR

[Kitsa]

It's a little like someone trying out bits for their standup act.

[Aaarg]

And just what's the deal with "terrorism," anyway?

[Tadao]

I see nothing wrong with your haircut Aaaarg, don't cut your arm over it.

[Aaarg]

wut?

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

I know of one NC babe I would swap dna with. I think Aaarg is really just gay. Pub, do you have your gaydar on?

[Aaarg]

Hey man, being >3 hours away from western North Carolina doesn't count as WNC!

[Tadao]

Ok, maybe not gay but at least bi.

[Babs]

Looks who's talking Tadao! I found this piece of hell on the net and all I can say is that I expected this out of you.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/tadaonambla.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

RUTGER HAUER POWER HOUR RUTGER HAUER POWER HOUR

[Tadao]

I'm a total fag and proud. http://tadao.org/

[Tadao]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/09/11889_540.jpg

[Tadao]

Ooops, I think Babs was trying to be funny. I'm sorry, I was supposed to say I wasn't gay right?

[Kitsa]

it's the gift that keeps on giving.

Sort of like the clap.

[Babs]

What the hell, so I failed?

[Tadao]

No no man, you got me good. Great posting of Kitsa's work. I applaud you!

[Kitsa]

for the record, I'm leaving that one out of the portfolio.

[Babs]

That's right, know your place and take heed to what I do.

[Tadao]

Maybe you can call me a little gay boy and show this picture!

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/LittleTadao.jpg

I mean that would crush me! I posted those pictures to be respected, not made fun of!

[Babs]

How about I redirect you to a link that corresponds oh so well to the self incriminating picture you reposted of yourself.

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/9kbht/i_woke_up_to_my_father_sexually_molesting_me_when/

Hey, at least you got Nintendo 64 right?

[Wiffles]

Tadao isn't really gay, guys. She's a girl :love

[kahljorn]

so wait tadao got raped by her father? the internet is hard to keep up with :(

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/ravewhore.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Tadao knows that becoming a girl is the sure fire way towin my favour. :love
http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/wiffles/DSCN4968.jpg

HEY YOU! YEAH IM TALKING TO YOU!!!

http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/wiffles/DSCN4954.jpg
>_<

http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/wiffles/DSCN4966.jpg
IM GONNA MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL, YOU KNOW THAT!!!
>_<

http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/wiffles/DSCN4981.jpg

YOU ARE SO IN FOR A WORLD OF PAIN!!!
>_<

http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/wiffles/DSCN4991z.jpg

IM GOING TO EAT YOUR SOUL!!!
>_<;;
Perfect example: Wiffles is my new fun favouritest poster. <3
why are there pyrmaids found all over the world and if you plot them all on a map and draw a spiral around them like connect the dots that spiral has the exact same ratio as the golden ratio?
Kahl isn't far behind. :yum

As for the golden ratio business, I'm willing to bet that they left some pyramids out. Also, if I were to pick some arbitrary sites around the world I could probably connect them to make spiral with the same ratio. That is, if I was any good at math, which I'm not.
However, Jeanette is arguing with conspiracy theories by using supposition and conjecture. :rolleyes What is that about? :(

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/IMG_6378.jpg

[MattJack]

she looks scared

[Tadao]

You would be too if you didn't know what I was gonna do with this pic.

[captain516]

Fuck guys, we've got a new member.
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=69702889

[Tadao]

DAM YOU BOOGIE! That last name calling at Jeanette would have really pissed her off if you weren't in between.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

lol this is exactly like this thread where she had arguments against futurism :(
I just lately jumped on the futurism boat. The idea of me an Wiffles locked in each other's robotic arms as we search the universe is my new main reason for being alive. <3
PS: I still think Wiffles is a character.
The best character. Unlike Jeanette. :(
You are right O_O!

he ist das ubersoldat!
SO CUTE! :squee

[Tadao]

Heh, I like Jeanette.

[Fathom Zero]

Pub is a character.

[Tadao]

Pub is a cut up.

[Wiffles]

Yes, Pubbles. I dream of the day we can sail the solar winds and explore the outer fringes of space and time. <3

^_^

[Wiffles]

we are all characters in the eyes of jixby ;)

[Fathom Zero]

We are all characters in the eyes of God.

[Wiffles]

Yeah, God makes a rock orbiting another glowing rock in space for all his characters to play in ^_^

[Fathom Zero]

We're like Gobots.

[Kitsa]

I want to know more about that spoon with an eyeball in it.

[Zhukov]

Tomorrow I am going on Holiday to Sydney and Darwin.

I am nervous because I always think that they will cancel my hotel bookings at the last minute.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Sydney should be a great time.

[Tadao]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/coolpl8z_658914.jpg

[Sam]

VIRGINA

[Tadao]

Sup Wiffles

[Sam]

Sup Wiffles

[Fathom Zero]

Sup guys.

I MEAN FUCK

[RaNkeri]

Actor robot!

[Tadao]

Has he seen the movie "Picture Bride"? I bet he'd like it. A woman answers a mail-order bride ad, comes from Japan to Hawaii only to have a shitty life among other Japanese and Koreans on a sugar cane plantation.

Heh, he has a love hate relationship with Hawaii. He refuses to talk about a lot of it. He has barely talked about bieng in the Korean war. Japanese fathers are so stereotypical, just like you see in movies. I'm a stubborn fuck head too. Our wives all get the shit end of the stick.

[Kitsa]

hm.

Apparently my dog was a real asshole at obedience school last night. I don't know what to do to remedy that; it's kind of why she's there :(

[Tadao]

Have you seen Ceasers DVDs? I wonder if you can get them on Netflix. My Brother owns one. Some really good info there. I had a real hard time with my little doogie until I watched it. Your husband and you can't be different on the training though. That's the hardest part.

[Aaarg]

I like the Virginia license plate. It's simple.

[Kitsa]

Yeah, I try to take that information in and use it. The big problem right now is that she's not bad-intentioned, and she's very smart, but she's still young and flighty. She'll obey when she feels like it, not when you want her to. The woman at the obedience school said she had a border collie like that...smart but bored, so they like to raise hell wherever they can. Took until she was almost 3 to settle down a little.

Humans are the same way, really. Most of the hellraisers I know are just smart and bored.

Anyway, she's at a stage where she's hard to control, between my spinal problems and the pregnancy thing, and I don't want her to be a danger to a baby. She has to get through this obedience training before we can proceed to her official service training, and I think nothing much is going to happen until she decides to settle down.

[Wiffles]

I love plate spotting on long road trips. I once saw an Alaska and Hawaii plate in FL ^.^;;