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kahljorn
Jan 20th, 2007, 02:05 PM
I stuck it behind my ear and it somehow came out of my butt :O

MAGIC

noob3
Jan 20th, 2007, 02:06 PM
somone needs to make a gif of a spinning bag of flaming hot cheetoes and the background will be a explosion and the bag will be aflame

noob3
Jan 20th, 2007, 02:08 PM
my friend once got so stoned he put a car battery inside some cheetoes & drove that shit down the freeway going 35

man was he was so high

FartinMowler
Jan 20th, 2007, 02:08 PM
I'm going to go buy some beer...what snack doesn't make your hands greasy?

noob3
Jan 20th, 2007, 02:09 PM
fruits

DehydratedPorkMan
Jan 20th, 2007, 02:09 PM
Pretzels? Just don't get the honey mustard bite ones. I'm assuming you want bar food to go with your beer.

FartinMowler
Jan 20th, 2007, 02:10 PM
:/ I'm not a big fruit guy

noob3
Jan 20th, 2007, 02:10 PM
vegetables? a bowl of rice? hell, anything with utensils should fit the bill

DehydratedPorkMan
Jan 20th, 2007, 02:11 PM
Oh hey guys if it makes you feel any better, with the bi-polar medication I'm on, if I drink a beer and fall asleep, I won't wake up.

FartinMowler
Jan 20th, 2007, 02:11 PM
I like spicy and crunchy

DehydratedPorkMan
Jan 20th, 2007, 02:12 PM
I like spicy and crunchy

Wasabi peas.

Fathom Zero
Jan 20th, 2007, 02:12 PM
I like spicy and crunchy
One can do so much with that statement.

FartinMowler
Jan 20th, 2007, 02:15 PM
I have a can of Wasabi peas...I'm not into them anymore.

kahljorn
Jan 20th, 2007, 02:16 PM
Why don't you buy some chips and some good fresh salsa.

DehydratedPorkMan
Jan 20th, 2007, 02:16 PM
Spicy trail mix? Usually whatever shit they put on things to make it hot will make your hands greasy or powdery.

kahljorn
Jan 20th, 2007, 02:18 PM
I want indian food so bad right now, especially samosas.

FartinMowler
Jan 20th, 2007, 02:18 PM
LAKEWOOD, Wash. (AP) - A nine-year-old boy with a history of stealing cars and running away sneaked onto a plane bound for Texas, getting caught after flubbing an airport connection, officials said he had greasy hands and might have been masturbating

DehydratedPorkMan
Jan 20th, 2007, 02:24 PM
When I worked at Goodwill this guy came in and asked if we had any toasters and I showed him some in the housewares section and like a minute later I come back and he's jerking off in the housewares section. So we chase him out of the store and he's hobbling with his pants around his ankles and tries to jump on his bike and get away. Guess who won.

FartinMowler
Jan 20th, 2007, 02:26 PM
your sister and now you have a retarded nefew

DehydratedPorkMan
Jan 20th, 2007, 02:28 PM
I'm not allowed to have kids. :( I would go to jail. Which I guess is wished upon in here. Not that it matters because my sister is infertile too.

Emu
Jan 20th, 2007, 02:45 PM
Fartin is that from one of your scripts

Fathom Zero
Jan 20th, 2007, 02:50 PM
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/6241/kickboxing1bj.jpg

Pub Lover
Jan 20th, 2007, 05:36 PM
Those are some hot chick(en)s!

Shut up Pip nobody likes you.
No, you shut up! I like him... Well, not like so much as prefer him to you. >:

DehydratedPorkMan
Jan 20th, 2007, 06:17 PM
You carried that all the way from another topic? Geez. I like him too, except for the hair.

GADZOOKS
Jan 20th, 2007, 06:18 PM
Shut up jerk nobody likes you.

DehydratedPorkMan
Jan 20th, 2007, 06:19 PM
My mother likes me. Therefore you are wrong. Mr. Wrong. Go be wrong somewhere else. And for the record, I don't like you either.

Rongi
Jan 20th, 2007, 06:59 PM
at all. why would you hang out with people you hate? i mean, i can see working with them or something like that, something you can't help. but i'll be damned if i'm gonna spend my real-time free-time with people i can't stand. that's just plain stupid.

they keep me from staying home and crying while i masturbate

FartinMowler
Jan 20th, 2007, 07:11 PM
or phoning me :/

Rongi
Jan 20th, 2007, 07:12 PM
oh, that'll never stop schnookums

Rongi
Jan 20th, 2007, 07:12 PM
ps. ring ring

kahljorn
Jan 20th, 2007, 08:28 PM
I'm getting indian food now hopefully the spices will chase away my flu :O

zeldasbiggestfan
Jan 20th, 2007, 08:37 PM
I did that once and got hershey squirts.

Grislygus
Jan 20th, 2007, 08:37 PM
Waitwaitwait. Back up a bit.

I'm not allowed to have kids. :( I would go to jail.

Porkman's a pedo?

kahljorn
Jan 20th, 2007, 08:40 PM
Dude I was wondering what that meant too. And what's with the "Infertile sister" thing anyway?
it weirded me out :(

Grislygus
Jan 20th, 2007, 08:42 PM
I'm wondering if Noob3 was that far off in calling him inbred.

xbxDaniel
Jan 20th, 2007, 09:06 PM
I just got Burning Crusade, but I can't get it to work. :(

GADZOOKS
Jan 20th, 2007, 09:12 PM
My mother likes me. Therefore you are wrong. Mr. Wrong. Go be wrong somewhere else. And for the record, I don't like you either.

Yeah but your mother is a NOBODY :rolleyes

Fathom Zero
Jan 20th, 2007, 09:22 PM
I just got Burning Crusade, but I can't get it to work. :(

Take the porn out of the disk drive.

xbxDaniel
Jan 20th, 2007, 09:24 PM
Even the Wow porn?

noob3
Jan 20th, 2007, 09:59 PM
I'm wondering if Noob3 was that far off in calling him inbred.

hey atleast he dosnt have to pull out

i guess dehydratedsonofporkman is never going to be posting here D:

DehydratedPorkMan
Jan 20th, 2007, 10:54 PM
Waitwaitwait. Back up a bit.

I'm not allowed to have kids. :( I would go to jail.

Porkman's a pedo?

No I'm just 20 and dating jailbait. And Gadzooks needs his vagina cleansed. He got centipedes in it and it's making him crave chocolate.

GADZOOKS
Jan 21st, 2007, 12:51 AM
:rolleyes

Did you meet Roseanne, yet?

DehydratedPorkMan
Jan 21st, 2007, 01:34 AM
:rolleyes

Did you meet Roseanne, yet?

Cushion for the pushin'?

MarioRPG
Jan 21st, 2007, 09:21 AM
THAT HAS SEXUAL INNUENDO AND IS INNAPROPRIATE. CONSIDER THIS YOUR WARNING.

Fathom Zero
Jan 21st, 2007, 09:24 AM
We'll have none of that lewd suggestiveness here, bud.

DehydratedPorkMan
Jan 21st, 2007, 09:25 AM
Your little guy to the left is flashing me and I find you inappropriate.

GADZOOKS
Jan 21st, 2007, 01:55 PM
http://www.uthscsa.edu/utpolice/images/opsdiv_bearcop.gifhttp://www.uthscsa.edu/utpolice/images/opsdiv_bearcop.gifhttp://www.uthscsa.edu/utpolice/images/opsdiv_bearcop.gifhttp://www.uthscsa.edu/utpolice/images/opsdiv_bearcop.gifhttp://www.uthscsa.edu/utpolice/images/opsdiv_bearcop.gif

OBSCENITIES WILL NOT BE TOLERATED

MarioRPG
Jan 21st, 2007, 04:13 PM
Ok, who's the snitch?

kahljorn
Jan 22nd, 2007, 12:46 PM
UNFORGIVABLE unnNNNnnFORGIBIBLE unfurguvible UNFORGERABLE unfurgurbabable unfurgolabalaba UNIFORMEDGALVANIZER

Fathom Zero
Jan 22nd, 2007, 02:51 PM
http://www.last.fm/group/I-Mockery.com

Needs six more members.

I like charts. :(

noob3
Jan 23rd, 2007, 02:25 AM
what

GADZOOKS
Jan 23rd, 2007, 02:36 AM
I think he meant he like chats.

liquidstatik
Jan 23rd, 2007, 08:58 AM
i joined ;o

ArrowX
Jan 23rd, 2007, 12:21 PM
bwark

Archduke Tips
Jan 23rd, 2007, 12:29 PM
Guys, I'm sorry, but I am a broken man now. And I'm bottling up a lot of hatred.

kahljorn
Jan 23rd, 2007, 12:30 PM
what's the last.fm ?

HickMan
Jan 23rd, 2007, 03:18 PM
GUYS I'M DRIVING TAYLOR AKA IMMORTAL GOAT MAD WITH PENNSYLVANIA POLKA FROM GROUNDHOG DAY THE MOVIE

Strike up the music the band has begun
The Pennsylvania Polka
Pick out your partner and join in the fun
The Pennsylvania Polka
It started in Scranton. It's now number one
It's bound to entertain ya
Everybody has a mania to do the polka from Pennsylvania

While they're dancing
Everybody's cares are quickly gone
Sweet romancing
This goes on and on until the dawn.
They're so carefree
Gay with laughter, happy as can be
They stop to have a beer
Then the crowd begins to cheer
They kiss and then they start to dance again.

Strike up the music the band has begun
The Pennsylvania Polka
Pick out your partner and join in the fun
The Pennsylvania Polka
It started in Scranton. It's now number one
It's bound to entertain ya
Everybody has a mania to do the polka from Pennsylvania.

Terra
Jan 23rd, 2007, 03:31 PM
dude seriously don't drive under the influence of flinstone vitamins

Fathom Zero
Jan 23rd, 2007, 04:09 PM
what's the last.fm ?

It scrobbles, it sends listings of all the mp3s you listen to to the Last.fm servers and it tracks what you listen to, makes charts, recommendations, etc.

Willie doesn't like it.:(

Esuohlim
Jan 23rd, 2007, 04:46 PM
dude seriously don't drive under the influence of flinstone vitamins

Did you hear the news, Terra?

IGNORE FUNCTION

I hope you're as delighted as I am.

Pub Lover
Jan 23rd, 2007, 05:12 PM
What Esuohlim say?

I can't read it myself.

I'm ignoring him! :eek

Rongi
Jan 23rd, 2007, 07:29 PM
how do you use the ignore function!??!!

Archduke Tips
Jan 23rd, 2007, 07:41 PM
Watching two old men argue about whether or not a man named "Crapper" invented the toilet or not is now the highlight of my day.

Pub Lover
Jan 23rd, 2007, 07:46 PM
What say Esuohlim?

I no read it.

I ignore he! :eek

executioneer
Jan 23rd, 2007, 07:51 PM
what's the last.fm ?

It scrobbles, it sends listings of all the mp3s you listen to to the Last.fm servers and it tracks what you listen to, makes charts, recommendations, etc.

Willie doesn't like it.:(

i don't like pandora, either :x

Fathom Zero
Jan 23rd, 2007, 07:58 PM
Is Yahoo that much better?

Pub Lover
Jan 23rd, 2007, 08:24 PM
I-Mockery Chat Room (PAGE 911, NEVA 4GET)

Pub Lover
Jan 23rd, 2007, 08:24 PM
:postcount

Grislygus
Jan 23rd, 2007, 08:27 PM
Looks like people are practicing for the ignore feature with Russo.

Wait, that doesn't sound right. How the hell am I supposed to say that? Whatever, screw all of you for no particular reason.

Archduke Tips
Jan 23rd, 2007, 08:30 PM
Haha yeah. I expected people to ignore my first comment, I mean, it was just one of those emo sob comments.

But I guess nobody else finds those kind of situations funny as explained in the second post my good chap.

kahljorn
Jan 23rd, 2007, 09:04 PM
damn now I have to start being nice to people or they'll ignore me :O

does it ignore people completely or just in certain threads?

Archduke Tips
Jan 23rd, 2007, 09:20 PM
Wait, there is an ignore feature???

Also, does anybody know what happened to that "rainbow vomitting rainbows" contest?

I wanna see the results again because they are hilarious.

Pub Lover
Jan 23rd, 2007, 09:26 PM
The vets have been trialing the ignore feature, but it didn't work out so it's being removed.


http://www.rainbowpuke.com/

HickMan
Jan 23rd, 2007, 09:44 PM
pennsylvania polka, guys!

executioneer
Jan 23rd, 2007, 09:46 PM
Is Yahoo that much better?

i don't really like yahoo anymore, too

PUTTING WINAMP ON SHUFFLE ALL 4 LIFE :hat

Terra
Jan 23rd, 2007, 10:48 PM
Did you hear the news, Terra?

IGNORE FUNCTION

I hope you're as delighted as I am.

and here i thought you were finally ignoring me.

Esuohlim
Jan 24th, 2007, 12:53 AM
Well that will certainly make it easier, won't it ;)

sadie
Jan 24th, 2007, 09:03 AM
i got it and thought it was clever, terra.

MarioRPG
Jan 24th, 2007, 05:16 PM
omg guys! functions most people wont use!

Chojin
Jan 24th, 2007, 06:05 PM
There's something in there where i can leave a reason for why I banned someone.

I anticipate yours being "Fagged about one too many times."

GADZOOKS
Jan 24th, 2007, 06:28 PM
I'm glad his TEH UNBORING signature is gone.

xbxDaniel
Jan 24th, 2007, 06:38 PM
Gadzooks beat me to the punch in the mock wars 2k7 thread. :(

Dire Flamingo
Jan 24th, 2007, 06:42 PM
They make toothbrushes that play KISS when you brush your teeth now.

Archduke Tips
Jan 24th, 2007, 08:10 PM
I wish I was a beaver. Then I could be all huddled together with my beaver family for warmth. :)

And we could go build dams and lodges. :)

noob3
Jan 24th, 2007, 10:21 PM
A large picture of a beaver

Terra
Jan 24th, 2007, 11:19 PM
damn noob. that beaver is almost as big as mine

noob3
Jan 24th, 2007, 11:20 PM
what kind of beaver do you have

Terra
Jan 24th, 2007, 11:21 PM
man that was a quick reply

[:/freakedout:]

noob3
Jan 24th, 2007, 11:24 PM
i have an eye when it comes to defending my huge beaver

zeldasbiggestfan
Jan 25th, 2007, 12:01 AM
One of my eyes is not feeling well today.

Fathom Zero
Jan 25th, 2007, 12:12 AM
With or without the BB?

zeldasbiggestfan
Jan 25th, 2007, 12:15 AM
With. :(

noob3
Jan 25th, 2007, 12:57 AM
well that explains it

i hope the BB poisons your eye.. with some sort of.. bb.. metal. poison. and you get like some tumor behind your eye, and your eye swells out of your skull or maybe your eye would jsut melt out of your socket and you'd have to wear an eyepatch

Fathom Zero
Jan 25th, 2007, 01:23 AM
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/5424/devilduck0es.jpg

Mirror, Mirror, on the wall; who's the illest one of all?

kahljorn
Jan 25th, 2007, 01:27 AM
I like those wooden post things in that house :(
was your house built in the 70's?

ArrowX
Jan 25th, 2007, 02:22 AM
:lol

I can see why he was shot >:

ArrowX
Jan 25th, 2007, 02:23 AM
Double post :(

Its my first time, I feel so dirty

J. Tithonus Pednaud
Jan 25th, 2007, 02:46 AM
Ha! Shot in the eye with a BB gun? Was it at least an official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and that thing that tells time?

kahljorn
Jan 25th, 2007, 12:47 PM
a sundial?

zeldasbiggestfan
Jan 25th, 2007, 07:07 PM
I like those wooden post things in that house :(
was your house built in the 70's? Yep. 77.

Archduke Tips
Jan 25th, 2007, 07:27 PM
Whoa sorry guys.

kahljorn
Jan 25th, 2007, 08:42 PM
I love 70's houses :(

there's some pimp houses around here i wish my camera worked, some of them look like old plantation homes.

Fathom Zero
Jan 25th, 2007, 09:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk&eurl=

I can't stop laughing and dancing.

xbxDaniel
Jan 25th, 2007, 09:44 PM
That's annoyingly catchy.

zeldasbiggestfan
Jan 25th, 2007, 09:46 PM
I love that video so much.

Fathom Zero
Jan 25th, 2007, 09:47 PM
It's just like, it's just like a mini...mall!

xbxDaniel
Jan 25th, 2007, 09:51 PM
I put too much Grenadine in my lemon-lime soda. It feels like I'm drinking syrup.

xbxDaniel
Jan 25th, 2007, 09:52 PM
Goddamit Fathom, I've listened to that thing around six times now! >:

zeldasbiggestfan
Jan 25th, 2007, 09:54 PM
:lol about 9 for me. Its catchy as cigarettes!

Fathom Zero
Jan 25th, 2007, 09:56 PM
I can't stop listening to it.

I downloaded the video and it's going on my Xbox within the hour.

sadie
Jan 26th, 2007, 04:19 PM
i love that commercial. :(

Pub Lover
Jan 26th, 2007, 06:17 PM
J. Tithonus Pednaud seems like a really cool guy, so I don't know why I don't like him. :(

All you other newbs can fuck off. >:

Seriously. ;)

Grislygus
Jan 26th, 2007, 06:38 PM
Dammit, I just mentioned how cool he is. Thou has stolen my thunder.

kahljorn
Jan 26th, 2007, 06:40 PM
and i just rebutted your liking of him with a colorful description of his personality!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pub Lover
Jan 26th, 2007, 06:40 PM
I WONDER IF YOU GUSY ARE JOKING ABOUT THE COLOR SCHEME BECAUSE PERSONALLY I DONT LIKE IT

IS IT A JOKE?

SERIOUSLY GUYS?

Its A JOKE RIGHT?

k lets drop the act everyone it's a joke right come on tell me

is it? is it a joke?

well!? ANSWER ME ALREADY
I was going to post something like that, but I didn't want to seem stupid. Some people in that thread either don't get it, or are pushing irony for too many loops.

kahljorn
Jan 26th, 2007, 06:41 PM
well i was trying to be as obvious and repetitive as possible so that people knew i wasnt actually being stupid.

i was just acting stupid

I GET JOKES DUDE

Pub Lover
Jan 26th, 2007, 06:42 PM
Damn, none of my interthread linking is going to work once transfered to the new board! :eek

My archive is ruined! :tear

kahljorn
Jan 26th, 2007, 06:44 PM
that sucks

Pub Lover
Jan 26th, 2007, 06:44 PM
I GET JOKES DUDE
Yeah, I got that, but when everyone else is working on Irony Factor 15 & you've upped it to 26... Everyone on factor 3 is calling you stupid. ;(

Pub Lover
Jan 26th, 2007, 06:46 PM
BECAUSE I CARE WHAT THE INTERNET THINKS OF ME! :wah

kahljorn
Jan 26th, 2007, 06:49 PM
well im just wlling to go there. to infinity internet irony factor and beyond!
I figured you understood but i knew somebody else probably wouldn't.
like this (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=22906) thread. I'm guessing that's kind of what you were fearing :O

Pub Lover
Jan 26th, 2007, 06:50 PM
I don't think you understand the significance of cheese.
I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/i-mock/cheese.jpg


A holla out to all the Buffy fans in the audience. ;(

kahljorn
Jan 26th, 2007, 07:17 PM
Hey guys

Pub Lover
Jan 26th, 2007, 07:21 PM
Hey guys

kahljorn
Jan 26th, 2007, 07:21 PM
how ya doin? i had mexican food for lunch :)
i haven't showered in at least two days! not a record by any means, though.
i dont eat then i goto school and sit in class and my stomach makes crazy noises and i get worred people think I have bubbly gross farts.
sometimes i do have bubbly gross farts but i control them and only do them above a qualified defication station.
I have favorite toilets at the school that i goto because no one else is ever in there. I don't think scientists ever have to poop.

Pub Lover
Jan 26th, 2007, 07:23 PM
Oh man, high school. :(

Except it can't be me you're quoting, I don't eat mexican food.

kahljorn
Jan 26th, 2007, 07:24 PM
those weren't quotes :/

my chair makes creaking noises when people sit on it but i know how to sit silently

Pub Lover
Jan 26th, 2007, 07:28 PM
'I don't think scientists ever have to poop.' Sounds like something Fartin would say.

Then he'd tell you why. :x

Pub Lover
Jan 26th, 2007, 07:30 PM
I just this second found out that Kurt Fuller & Nick Searcy were not the same guy. :eek

Who knew? :rolleyes

kahljorn
Jan 26th, 2007, 07:32 PM
Yea it does sound like something fartin would say he's always talking about poop and farting and other off kilter topics.

kahljorn
Jan 26th, 2007, 07:32 PM
so, pub, any interesting stories to tell?

kahljorn
Jan 26th, 2007, 07:39 PM
IM NOT BEING ENTERTAINED FAST ENOUGH

Pub Lover
Jan 26th, 2007, 07:42 PM
IM NOT BEING ENTERTAINED FAST ENOUGH
You & me both.

noob3
Jan 26th, 2007, 07:44 PM
mrrr

Fathom Zero
Jan 26th, 2007, 07:44 PM
Shasta

Pub Lover
Jan 26th, 2007, 07:46 PM
MISFIRE!

RELOAD! >:

kahljorn
Jan 26th, 2007, 07:49 PM
OUT OF CONTROL :(

kahljorn
Jan 26th, 2007, 07:49 PM
is totally the hippest space aged lingo

Grislygus
Jan 27th, 2007, 12:24 AM
Heh, I just went and saw Ghostbusters at the local "vintage" theatre with a bunch of my friends. Awesome.

Though I don't see why crotchety Oregon residents bother to go see comedies when they hate humor. >:

Rongi
Jan 27th, 2007, 12:52 AM
i'm washed up

executioneer
Jan 27th, 2007, 01:17 AM
J. Tithonus Pednaud seems like a really cool guy, so I don't know why I don't like him. :(

i also think he is a cool guy but he's like the first guy i've ever seen on the internet where a part of my subconcious didn't say "yeah, i could totally kick that guy's ass" so i feel a little intimidated and i am likely to react unpredictably

Rongi
Jan 27th, 2007, 01:20 AM
is he the tattoed guy?

Rongi
Jan 27th, 2007, 01:25 AM
i have a confession to make

a really dirty one













































i thought 'Becker' was kind of funny

J. Tithonus Pednaud
Jan 27th, 2007, 02:02 AM
J. Tithonus Pednaud seems like a really cool guy, so I don't know why I don't like him. :(

That's okay, I don't care for that tattooed prick much either.

Pram Maven
Jan 27th, 2007, 10:53 AM
Heh, I just went and saw Ghostbusters at the local "vintage" theatre with a bunch of my friends. Awesome.

Though I don't see why crotchety Oregon residents bother to go see comedies when they hate humor. >:

Speaking for the crotchety Oregonians, I agree. Where did you see Ghostbusters?

Chojin
Jan 27th, 2007, 11:10 AM
Willie do you think you could trounce CaptainBubba ;< SRSLY

Grislygus
Jan 27th, 2007, 11:43 AM
Heh, I just went and saw Ghostbusters at the local "vintage" theatre with a bunch of my friends. Awesome.

Though I don't see why crotchety Oregon residents bother to go see comedies when they hate humor. >:

Speaking for the crotchety Oregonians, I agree. Where did you see Ghostbusters?

At the Egyptian Theatre in Coos Bay. It just recently reopened.

Dire Flamingo
Jan 27th, 2007, 05:03 PM
The Animation Show came to San Jose yesterday. It's a bunch of shorts (Mostly animation, with one or two CG ones) and it went for about 2 hours.
I won a DVD. :D

executioneer
Jan 27th, 2007, 06:11 PM
Willie do you think you could trounce CaptainBubba ;< SRSLY

whats he look like i don't remember

executioneer
Jan 27th, 2007, 06:50 PM
http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/AlexLoves.jpg

i don't know anything about how well anyone fights but my subconcious says yeah

GADZOOKS
Jan 27th, 2007, 06:52 PM
The real question is can you out-fence OAO?

executioneer
Jan 27th, 2007, 07:04 PM
i'll HIT HIM with a fence

OTHER IDEA FOR A RESPONSE:

no, but i can probably OUT-THIGH him :eek

Fathom Zero
Jan 27th, 2007, 07:43 PM
Shaq-Fu is wayyyyy better when played on an Xbox.

executioneer
Jan 29th, 2007, 04:38 AM
man i'm glad this thread made the transition ok!

executioneer
Jan 29th, 2007, 04:39 AM
aw but now it's page 2000 some, now i gotta come up w/ a new thread title

executioneer
Jan 29th, 2007, 04:55 AM
oh no!

OH NO!

i can't edit the thread title anymore! :cry

Mockery
Jan 29th, 2007, 04:56 AM
You mean because I fixed the number of posts it displays per page, not because the forum software isn't allowing you to edit it, right?

executioneer
Jan 29th, 2007, 04:58 AM
well it let me edit it, but it didn't change it on the forums :(

oh and ps i'm pretty sure it was 25 posts/page before :(

Mockery
Jan 29th, 2007, 05:01 AM
That's weird, there's gotta be some kind of setting in the admin tools that will enable the title change. I'll look into it.

YOU ARE MAKING AN IMPACT ON THESE FORUMS, WILLIE.

executioneer
Jan 29th, 2007, 05:02 AM
hahaha

Mockery
Jan 29th, 2007, 05:04 AM
Ok Willie! Try editing the title now. I think I might've fixed it.

executioneer
Jan 29th, 2007, 05:08 AM
de nada :/

Mockery
Jan 29th, 2007, 05:10 AM
how 'bout now?

executioneer
Jan 29th, 2007, 05:14 AM
yay!!!

executioneer
Jan 29th, 2007, 05:19 AM
but it's still only 20 posts/page not 25 ;_;

Mockery
Jan 29th, 2007, 05:21 AM
Oh, was it 25? For some reason I remembered it being 20. That's easy enough to fix.
:lol2

Esuohlim
Jan 29th, 2007, 08:46 AM
Whoa :eek

noob3
Jan 29th, 2007, 09:28 AM
my quick reply feature is just for show? why won't it work? it's like it's a jpg lol

Emu
Jan 29th, 2007, 09:29 AM
you have to click a "quick reply" button in the bottom righthand corner of someone else's post

it's kinda gay can we fix that

Misdemonar
Jan 29th, 2007, 09:39 AM
I sure hope there is time to make a reply to this ridiculous post of mine.

Esuohlim
Jan 29th, 2007, 10:08 AM
Watch out guys we can report offensive posts now

Esuohlim
Jan 29th, 2007, 10:09 AM
Testing for post flood prevention

Esuohlim
Jan 29th, 2007, 10:09 AM
Testing

Esuohlim
Jan 29th, 2007, 10:10 AM
OK guys we can post 70 times a minute now :x

Emu
Jan 29th, 2007, 10:12 AM
i only see three

Esuohlim
Jan 29th, 2007, 10:14 AM
Well I didn't fully demonstrate it but we should keep it on the down-low we don't want Pub Lover finding out :(

Esuohlim
Jan 29th, 2007, 10:14 AM
I wonder if this thread is still broken when it changes pages

Emu
Jan 29th, 2007, 10:16 AM
Let's find out!

Emu
Jan 29th, 2007, 10:16 AM
Now the text of the main post is smaller than my signature, what is up with that

Esuohlim
Jan 29th, 2007, 10:17 AM
OK

(6-character minimum? :angrys )

Emu
Jan 29th, 2007, 10:18 AM
there we are

now i can't post just :lol or :( or :?

Esuohlim
Jan 29th, 2007, 10:20 AM
Haha I like how we can give reasons for editing posts

Emu
Jan 29th, 2007, 10:20 AM
firefox crashes every time i try to edit a post and that upsets me :explode

Emu
Jan 29th, 2007, 10:21 AM
its looks like u rgys are goign to ahve to se my post sin pristine condidtions now tath i cant endit them

THSHI SIS HOW I REALLY TYP E

Esuohlim
Jan 29th, 2007, 10:23 AM
I totally quick replied your message.

Which is funny because you have to click something to start quick replying, which doesn't make quick replying any quicker :x

Emu
Jan 29th, 2007, 10:23 AM
This is the only board I've ever seen where you can't just TYPE in the quick reply box

i mean god

Emu
Jan 29th, 2007, 10:24 AM
By the way are we ever going to get a tag?

MarioRPG
Jan 29th, 2007, 12:13 PM
By the way are we ever going to get a tag?
What kind of spoiler though? The one you click on or that blacked out ones?

kahljorn
Jan 29th, 2007, 12:19 PM
yo guys! I like the new boards.

what do the coloured orbs next to names mean?
nevermind i read the other thread :O

Esuohlim
Jan 29th, 2007, 02:29 PM
It's just like

Esuohlim
Jan 29th, 2007, 02:29 PM
It's just like...

Esuohlim
Jan 29th, 2007, 02:30 PM
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5625/92370755sj1.jpg

a mini

Esuohlim
Jan 29th, 2007, 02:30 PM
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3055/79135032tm9.jpg

mawl!

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 02:42 PM
I just use the Gmail search filter for the first time ever.

Seriously, I don't remember passwords. :(

kahljorn
Jan 29th, 2007, 02:45 PM
that guys face scares me.

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 02:48 PM
Butr he makes you want to buy beds, right?

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 02:49 PM
You know what is more than six characters long?

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 02:50 PM
NIGGA! :eek

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 02:51 PM
What the hell? That wasn't a page break earlier.

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 02:53 PM
I-Mockery Chat Room (CONSIDER THIS TITLE EDITED)

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 02:58 PM
lol, you can click on the number of replies, and it'll give you a list of how many times certain people have replied.

CHAT ROOM THREAD:
Who Posted?
Total Posts: 22,927

User Name Posts
Pub Lover (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=279) 4,709
Esuohlim (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=522) 2,087
executioneer (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=75) 1,229
Matt Harty (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=309) 1,131
Sam (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=415) 1,068
MR. DANNY TATOM (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=617) 1,027
Seven Force (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=2118) 740
HickMan (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=736) 726
Guitar Woman (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=3440) 670
GADZOOKS (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=675) 616

:lol


NIGGA! :eek

Mockery
Jan 29th, 2007, 02:58 PM
This is the only board I've ever seen where you can't just TYPE in the quick reply box
You can now.

liquidstatik
Jan 29th, 2007, 03:05 PM
Pub, almost half your posts are in this thread :x

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 03:14 PM
Yeah, I really like this thread. ;(

liquidstatik
Jan 29th, 2007, 03:16 PM
it's my fav ;o

p.s. your on my budddy list!

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 03:29 PM
I just gained a thousand posts in a second. No more does my postcount matter! :rawr


haha, postcounts never mattered, guys. ;D

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 03:33 PM
Hey guys, who here is thinking of upgrading to Vista?

liquidstatik
Jan 29th, 2007, 03:34 PM
I'm not :X

I'm thinkin' bout buying a mac, though :O

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 03:37 PM
I would rather own a computer represented by a nerdy looking guy that makes me laugh than a guy that was in a Lindsey Lohan movie. :x

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 03:38 PM
I don't want Vista though. Fuck that shit.

liquidstatik
Jan 29th, 2007, 03:39 PM
he got closer to her tits then i'll ever get ;o

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 03:41 PM
:rolleyes

liquidstatik
Jan 29th, 2007, 03:45 PM
oh be quite

liquidstatik
Jan 29th, 2007, 03:54 PM
i tend to brush my teeth with windex just so the glass house mouth shine clear ;o

Emu
Jan 29th, 2007, 04:31 PM
guys don't try viewing this thread in "Threaded" mode

Emu
Jan 29th, 2007, 04:31 PM
it will break you

xbxDaniel
Jan 29th, 2007, 04:45 PM
I'm afraid of change. :(

Is everybody else seeing the text as smaller than usual, or is it just me?

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 04:49 PM
Yeah, it does seem a tiny bit smaller.

xbxDaniel
Jan 29th, 2007, 04:51 PM
Yeah. So, what you been up to pub?

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 04:54 PM
Bit too big! :eek

liquidstatik
Jan 29th, 2007, 05:08 PM
i like small text with my high resolution, it makes er'thing so purty ;o

FartinMowler
Jan 29th, 2007, 05:16 PM
I made a bunch of people that I know will never PM me my buddy :lol

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 05:22 PM
i like small text with my high resolution, it makes er'thing so purty ;o

What res you got, Buddy?

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 05:37 PM
Views: 1 Minute Ago by Mockery

Oh man, I can watch what people are reading. Stalker's dream! :tear

Fathom Zero
Jan 29th, 2007, 05:55 PM
The old forum had that feature.

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:02 PM
No, on the old forum you could see what forum they are reading, now you can see which thread.

It totally says Rog checks this thread all the damn time. :(

How can I misbehave now that I know that everyone expects me to act that way?

Fathom Zero
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:03 PM
Be spontaneous.

zeldasbiggestfan
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:03 PM
I dont like this new look. blah.

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:05 PM
go ask for a title in the title thread, homo
Are we going back to having a long thread where people ask for a title?

Because I thought the system of having to pay for a title was pretty good.

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:06 PM
I dont like this new look. blah.

Give it some time & you'll not notice it.

Except the too big user names in the side panel still bugs me. ;(

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:08 PM
Be spontaneous.

My act is long planned out beforehand. I stay up of a night making plans & flowcarts for my next internet caper. It takes alot of effort to be this depressed, Sir.

:( :( :( :( :(

xbxDaniel
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:22 PM
Pub just makes it look easy.

Fathom Zero
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:25 PM
You have all the moves.

Fathom Zero
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:27 PM
I want to have capers across the internet, too.

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:29 PM
Suck ups. :rolleyes

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:29 PM
:gw


Niggas! :eek

FartinMowler
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:43 PM
why don't you change your Avatar Pub to celebrate the new site :\

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:45 PM
FUCK YOU! >:

haha, I was just making one, but now I'm stopping & keeping this one. ;)

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, MISTER MAN! :eek

Fathom Zero
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:46 PM
What if somebody told you not to make one?

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:47 PM
Huh? Where is the angries? :confused

[testing angries] >: >: >: [/testing angries]

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:47 PM
What if somebody told you not to make one?

Oh man, reverse logic? I think that would just get me hell of confused. ;(

Fathom Zero
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:48 PM
It's called the mad face now. >:

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:49 PM
Huh? Where is the angries? :confused

[testing angries] >: >: >: [/testing angries]

&gt;:

What the hell? &gt;:

&gt;:?

>:!

Fathom Zero
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:49 PM
Hey, they are broken.
>:(

FartinMowler
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:50 PM
Bossy for a guy in a hut on an Island in the middle of no where :lol

Fathom Zero
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:51 PM
You know, they should calculate how many seconds between posts. Not just minutes.

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:52 PM
Bossy for a guy in a hut on an Island in the middle of no where :lol

My first order was "EVERYONE GET A HELL OF LONG WAY FROM MY HAT AND ISLAND! &gt;: "

And they did. ;)

Pub Lover
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:52 PM
Here we live in hats & put huts on our heads. ;(

Fathom Zero
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:56 PM
Giant hats?

Fathom Zero
Jan 29th, 2007, 06:57 PM
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/3378/z010sc3.jpg