I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Good work, Ranny-K! :D

Keep that up an you might recover from the Tyttobakteeri. ;)
Maaan, Ima gun hafta totally change my Secret Santa plans now, my guy won't do anything funny
You got everyone on here? :eek
if it looks like cabbage it's probably not weed :(
This was my thinking until that dirty ape DWP started being all street at me. :x
I told you it was prolly crap, but first you gotta make sure by answering this questionaire

question 1: does it have a distinct earthy smell?
question 2: does it have seeds and little stems in it?
question 3: is it sticky and leave a smelly residue on your hands?

The only way to answer all these questions is my using a lighter to set it on fire, and breathe in the fumes. and you gotta do it for a few minutes straight
This is too complicated. >:
I think anyone who earns a decent amount of money shouldn't have to put up with such an awkward position. Just get your own place, really
I think anyone with a decent amount of dick can suck themselves off without getting into an awkward position. Just go at your own pace, really :)
I THINK THIS MIGHT BE A NOT SAFE FOR WORK VIDEO >: >: >: >:
Ban him! :rawr
I've noticed that too. I guess you only get sellers if they think you'll buy (hence why I've never been offered any).

In my one class, we were supposed to temporarily take on a different personality (basically act as a different person for the day). One of the girls chose to act as a drug dealer. She later said that all kinds of people tried to buy off of her.

I was a trekkie, but it didn't go so well. First of all, I wasn't obsessive enough about Star Trek and second of all, my friends had zero tolerance for the project (we weren't allowed to tell anyone about the project, so my friends basically threatened me if I didn't knock it off).

Basically?

[Grislygus]

"If you don't shut the fuck up imma shove mah foot so far upyer ass that it'll knock out yer front teeth. Basically."

[Grislygus]

Awright, Ranky, I can't find that Wycliffe theme on Youtube so you can just quit talking about the damn thing already

[RaNkeri]

It can't be found on youtube. Give me your e-mail and I'll send it to you

[Pub Lover]

Give me your dick and I'd suck it. >:
You do know that it wasn't just liberals who voted for Obama, right?

And you do know that it's very rude to act like being "liberal" is some horrid thing you can pin all problems on. I don't accuse newspapers of being "idiotic concervative trash" or anything like that.
Of course you wouldn't, newspapers are all liberal rags used to oppresse the poor into staying poor.
Dude, just because someone doesn't have a job doesn't mean that they're "lazy".

Ever read Les Miserables? The character Fantine's a very hard worker trying to support herself and her daughter. She's dirt poor because there's a social stigma against being a single mother. In today's world, she'd probably have been under welfare. Would you say she's lazy?

I would, yes.

[Fathom Zero]

PUB I'M IN TEXAS WANT 2 MAKE OUT?

[Pub Lover]

YES! :love

...I got into the cards, and when some dickhead at school ripped up a Pokemon card to show his contempt, I rescued the card and taped it back together. I still have the card; it's Omanyte... ...I masturbate to many of the female human characters...
Most of which are minors, you pedophile.
Not as though I said I wanted to rape them. But if someone is mature enough to have breasts, she's old enough to be masturbated to. End of story.
And so you'd jerk it to a developing 12 year old? ಠ_ಠ

Liquid! LiquidStaaaaaaaatiiiiiik! We have a friend for you!

Be quick, I'm about to ban him for thinking it funny to not mark dog wanking as NSFW.

[Fathom Zero]

dude, the Rog is on the facebook.

[RaNkeri]

Eugh, Facebook

[Fathom Zero]

I swear, the only good things to come out of Texas are the Butthole Surfers, Ministry, and Pub Lover.

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/NessuAnim.gif

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Make sure everyone has a great day drinking...and a great night drinking too. I'm getting fecalfaced tonight.

[Shrubfest]

Pub, you still want the finger wave pics?

[Pub Lover]

Yes, Please. :)

[Shrubfest]

I was thinking angry teacher...what do you think?

[Grislygus]

Woah woah woah WHOAH Pedo Bahmo what, where, when, why, how, link pls

[RaNkeri]

So gus, you want that awesome Wycliffe theme?

[Grislygus]

I only ran track and field in high school so does that make me a jock or a nerd?

I don't fit in either, I was a swim/water polo guy :( SPEEDO FREAKS

[Grislygus]

Did I or did I not accept your challenge over pm? WE WILL SEE WHAT YOUR WYCLIFFE IS MADE OF

[Pub Lover]

Gus, there are four in that very post? :eek
I was thinking angry teacher...what do you think?
I think I would like to see that.

[Grislygus]

HOLY SHIT THE QUOTES HAVE LINKS NOW?

[Tadao]

Pub, you still want the finger wave pics?

:high5

[Tadao]

Hey Gus! GIVE THAT THING TO FZERO AS YOU ARE BOTH ON RIGHT NOW!

[RaNkeri]

I'm a swimmer too. But only because I like it, we don't have club activities in Finnish schools

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/NessuAnim.gif

[Grislygus]

Hey Gus! GIVE THAT THING TO FZERO AS YOU ARE BOTH ON RIGHT NOW!

Oh shit, now I don't know where I put the fucker

[Grislygus]

I'm a swimmer too. But only because I like it, we don't have club activities in Finnish schools

Speedos or trunks? Oh wait, Europe, n/m

[RaNkeri]

Speedos. Trunks are for pussies and faqs

[RaNkeri]

Ok gus, I sent you some mail

[Grislygus]

I agree as far as lap times go, I agree, I am quite glad that a certain large percentage of the American population disagrees

[Grislygus]

Now I'm intrigued, Rank, it's like a bizarre combination of Public Access Television music and Dark Shadows shoved into actual class and taste

[RaNkeri]

Apparently it's "not cool" to wear speedos in europe because "they look gay". Thus all the "cool kids" use trunks

[Grislygus]

Huh? I thought trunks and board shorts were only for mongrel, slavering, overweight American rebels

[RaNkeri]

Now I'm intrigued, Rank, it's like a bizarre combination of Public Access Television music and Dark Shadows shoved into actual class and taste

;)

[Tadao]

Apparently it's "not cool" to wear speedos in europe because "they look gay". Thus all the "cool kids" use trunks

Thank god finally!

[RaNkeri]

Well by trunks I also mean these "swimming shorts" all the cool teens use in American tv series

EDIT:

And apparently Board Shorts are the same as "swimming shorts"

[Grislygus]

Nah nah nah, swim trunks are for the common folk, anyone who wears board shorts and isn't a surfer is a poser faggot

[RaNkeri]

Well in that case majority of Finnish male teens are poser faggots


WHICH IS TRUE :lol

[ElPila666]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/4126/trunks28dragonball29photomv5.jpg

[Grislygus]

What the fuck is that

[Tadao]

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

DBZ's Trunks. He fucked his mom?
Flyguy, the most important thing is to stay happy and alive. Drink if you have the liver, smoke if you have the lungs, and try to stay away from the shit that you can O.D. on.
Like love? :(
I used to live in the South West. Somewhere called Frome, about 10 miles out of Bath. It was shit.

I've been to Frome. :x

It was nicer than were I lived at the time. >:

Bridgwater. :lol

[Grislygus]

LUUUURVE IS THE LONLIEST MINDFUCK THAT YOU'LL EVER SEE
LOVE IS THE LONELIEST, LOVE IS THE LONELIEST

[Fathom Zero]

Oh shit, now I don't know where I put the fucker

YOU BITCH

[Grislygus]

I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'LL LET YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE LYING AROUND

[Pub Lover]

I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'LL LET YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE LYING AROUND
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/underaged-jew-gf-of-gus.gif

:eek

[Fathom Zero]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1995/123107110jimbreuersn0.jpg

>:

[Grislygus]

Naw, that was last night, she's with her folks right now

HERE, you can have a first look at a favor I'm doing for a friend while I look for the wheelchair picture

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/OurGloriousLeaderChairmanAndyDestro.jpg


It's tentative title is "Our Glorious Chairman Andy Destroying The Lesser Wasteful Imperialists"

[RaNkeri]

So which one are you Gus? Competitive swimmer or fitness swimmer?

I'm the latter, I've never been into competing, mostly because it seems to turn majority of people into assholes who either diss you if you lose or back stab you if you win. >:

Back in the days I used to be a member in the competitor team but I resigned, after my 3rd coach hinted that I should participate in the competitions or GTFO because "We're supposed to compete, not play around". This was hilarious, because the previous coaches had nothing against it that I wouldn't attend any competitions.

Apparently it's wrong to exercise a sport just because you love it, you have to aim for gold and glory 24/7

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/NessuAnim.gif

[Grislygus]

So which one are you Gus? Competitive swimmer or fitness swimmer?

I was competitive all four years of high school, then I moved here and the only pool around is an indoor one at an athletic club that hasn't been touched by chlorine in five centuries. Only two years later, I now have a beer gut and no one EVER would want to see me in a speedo

[Pub Lover]

I now have a beer gut and no one EVER would want to see me in a speedo
PICZPLZKTHNX! :orgasm

[Grislygus]

The speedos have been disposed of a long time ago, for the good of humanity

[Grislygus]

Especially since they wear out and become partially transparent with age and use

[Grislygus]

Hopefully, every pair was eventually burned by the lumbering, unfathomable complex that it the American Waste Disposal system

[Pub Lover]

Especially since they wear out and become partially transparent with age and use

OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! PLZ PLZ PLZ! PICS PLZKTHNX! :wank

[Grislygus]

BURNED, DUMPED IN HEAPS OF REFUSE AND BURNED, NEVER TO BE SEEN BY MANKIND EVER AGAIN

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/no-falling-down-today-eh-gus.png

[RaNkeri]

So P.L Verne, how many page breaks is it required for me to get rid of Tyttöbakteeri?

[Grislygus]

That's a startlingly accurate recreation of a couple of front lawns around here

[Grislygus]

Wait, what the fuck is Tittybacteria? Does it cause SIDS

[Pub Lover]

Exactly what titty bacteria sounds like, Gus. Girl Germs! Cooties! :eek

Ranny-K, You've gott it pretty bad, so we'll play it be ear, ok?
That's a startlingly accurate recreation of a couple of front lawns around here

I know! :eek :stalk

[Pub Lover]

Shrub is so great. <3

Heart Shrub!

Heart!

Heart!

Heart!

Heart Shrub sooooo much! <3

[Pub Lover]

WITH MY DICK! :eek

[Tadao]

I wanna trim her bushes!

[liquidstatik]

..

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/female-chojin-say-no.gif

[Pub Lover]

Oh fuck, I forgot to do the thing that prevents those white lines. :x

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/Dont.gif

Stop being such a fork, Verne :rolleyes

[Shrubfest]

NONONO!

Happy times!

[RaNkeri]

G'NIGHT Y'ALL :rolleyes

[Tadao]

I need my prostate checked Shrub.

[Shrubfest]

I gots a nice pointy stick.

My fingers aren't as threatening as Glowbellys.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/join-goth.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif
when i had to go to these aa meetings for a while they gave me this dumb aa bible thing or something and from it i learned that pretty much no matter what you do you're an alcoholic

they explained it like if you keep alcohol in your fridge, you're an alcoholic. if you keep alcohol in the open you're an alcoholic. if you hide alcohol you're an alcoholic.
:rolleyes
I like when I forget to drink. I shoulkd do that more often though. :(

have you guys ever seen those symbols on t he doors of aa and na places?

it's probably magic

It probably has to do with trinity and jesus.
That is cold science, baby. ;(
They tried to make me go to rehab but I said

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/female-chojin-say-no.gif
What wrong with your version? :x

[Grislygus]

Fucking Rankeri, now I can't stop listening to that Wycliffe theme now

[DevilWearsPrada]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pq_3OheqzU

Wyclef theme?

[Pub Lover]

Fucking Rankeri

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/female-chojin-say-no.gif
NO FUCKING RANKERI! HE HAS TYTTOBAKTEERI!

[Grislygus]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/underaged-jew-gf-of-gus.gif
I DON'T CARE BOUT NO TITTYBACTERIA




haha I just caught what you named that

[Tadao]

What wrong with your version? :x

How do you mean? :orgasm

[DevilWearsPrada]

If you HAVE to keep posting on I-mockery, please stay out of Loveline.
You're unfunnier than me, and that's so not cool.

If you don't get my spamusement references don't reply, lez' :rolleyes

[Grislygus]

yeah, what a dyke

[Tadao]

totally

[Grislygus]

CiG's so gay, she doesn't need to shuck oysters and clams, she just coaxes them into opening

[Pub Lover]

How do you mean? :orgasm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/ShrubNO.gif
You made this one. :(
If you don't get my spamusement references don't reply, lez' :rolleyes
Haha, way to Pub Lover it up, DWP. :lol
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/underaged-jew-gf-of-gus.gif
I DON'T CARE BOUT NO TITTYBACTERIA


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/Underpass_Moscow.jpg
YOU SHOULD!

[MattJack]

I like how the motor boat hicky dusnt rly move on that grl

[Pub Lover]

That was what I centred on when I made it. :x

Best boob jiggle vs head alignment. :x

:x

:x

<3

:x

[MattJack]

my eyes can't get off that red mark between her fun bags. I honestly just go straight to the red mark for some reason.

i swear it's not bcuz of the ti*s

plz believe me

[Pub Lover]

I'm not a fan of bacon.

:meat

I love the taste and smell of bacon.

I love breeding, housing, and feeding pigs.

I love killing and gutting pigs most of all because it is almost time to eat bacon.

I wish I still ate meat. :(

:meat

[Tadao]

Because I suck at it pub

[Tadao]

Oh do you mean I didn't crop out the bottom and right on one of the pics?

[Pub Lover]

I loled when I noticed the bottom right corner because I had been looking at the picture for twenty minutes by that point.

[Grislygus]

I didn't notice it even after Tadao mentioned it

[Grislygus]

Pub, I don't think it counts as looking when you're hugging the computer :(

[Grislygus]

SO, uh, none of my friends warned me that the new Kevin Smith movie actually showed anything, I figured the porno part would have been dealt with like the Donkey Show in the second one... and guess who wanted me to take her to see it

[Pub Lover]

Wait! You see a nude Seth Rogen? >:

I am so close to pretending to like hjim now that it's cool to hate him. :(

:scene
Because I suck at it pub
You so do not, and if you did... PICZPLZKTHNX
Pub, I don't think it counts as looking when you're hugging the computer :(
<3 Shrub :(

[Pub Lover]

Hey Danny, wanna know which of your mannarisms I find annoying? :eek

They're the ones I steal. ;(

[Grislygus]

I never, ever wanted to think that I would see his ass

It was unrelentingly dull, so we would start getting a lot more comfortable and then the movie would suddenly and completely kill any mood we had going

[Pub Lover]

I just shattered an unopened bottle of beer. >:

It is the second bottle I've knocked over this week. :(

I have a brown stain onmy living room carpet from the open bottle I spastically let spill.

This new one annoys me slightly more as I at least got one damn sip out of the one I poured out for my carpet homies.

http://www.moviediva.com/MD_root/MDimages/Copy_of_OldDark5.jpg

I am an alcoholic. :(

[MetalMilitia]

At least you didn't burn your house down. That would be worse I think.

[Pub Lover]

If I did then I wouldn't have to worry about ot long, Buddy.

Hey Esteban, is it cos of your missus that you don't have a cat?

[MetalMilitia]

Nope, our letting agreement dictates that we not have any pets. Also our flat is up on the top floor so the cat wouldn't be able to go outside :/

:themoreyouknow

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, roll on Flying Cats. :tear

I have quite a few friends from Frome; at least that's relatively close to Bristol. I'm near Land's End for God's sake.
What is it like there?

I haven't been passed Padstow because I was warned that you're all sister-rapers beyond that point.

And I am one fine sister. Right, Pac-man?

[Pub Lover]

http://www.tubcat.com/other_cats/flying%20cat.jpg

[Tadao]

http://blog.mikefullerton.com/wp-content/oldcontent/flying_cat.jpg

[Tadao]

These are the days when you can buy a turkey baster and not get weird looks.

[MetalMilitia]

and other miscellaneous Christmas accessories!

[Grislygus]

DONE

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/OurGloriousChairmanAndyDestroyingTh.jpg

Wheelchair pic not found yet, Sorry Fathom :(


So, why the fuckyall gotta be so damn dull all the time

[Fathom Zero]

I think I may use that just because.

[WhiteRat]

Commando is on AMC right now. If they could go back and re-do the Oscars again, this movie would win Best Picture hands down.

[Pub Lover]

So, why the fuckyall gotta be so damn dull all the time
This is me being scintillating. :(
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/OurGloriousChairmanAndyDestroyingTh.jpg

What building is that?

It looks a bit like my shitty sky tower. :(

http://www.cgca.org.uk/images/ice_s2003_skytower.jpg

[Grislygus]

That particular one is the particularly boring tower in (I think) Toronto

[Grislygus]

Now I remember, it's the Canadian National Tower and it is in TOronto

[Pub Lover]

I hate that my country built one of those shitty generic towers in the 70s/80s as if it would distinguish their skyline for the rest of the world. Built something fucking unique, you cunts. >:

Hey, hey guys! I'm buddies with Asila and she is on a magical mystery tour at the moment. She just sent me an email of this pic:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/chinatown-wtf.jpg
Do you really have this sorta thing? I thought it was GTA1 making crap up. :lol

Stupid Ameica. :lol

[Pub Lover]

I hate that my country built one of those shitty generic towers in the 70s/80s as if it would distinguish their skyline for the rest of the world. Built something fucking unique, you cunts. >:l
They built it in the 90's. :lol


Stupid hick country. >:



I am so fuckjing dr4unk.

[Kitsa]

TADAO

I UPLOADED YOUR DAMNED PICS

CHECK THE SPORTS FORUM

[Pub Lover]

TADAO

I UPLOADED YOUR DAMNED PICS

CHECK THE SPORTS FORUM

:orgasm


orgasm unseen

you are so hot kitsa


I want you to have my babies. oh shit that took so long to type that I'm crying, so rroy. :(

:( :(

typing :( doesn't sjhhow my :(

You know, it occurs to me that Internet Syndrome may be an actual, unidentified mental disorder. Pedophiliac tendencies, repugnant social behavior, and a desperate need for a "minor" mental disorder (Asperger's IS LOW LEVEL AUTISM, you retards, you can't get LOW LEVEL low level autism, you're just a socially awkward loser) to explain their inexplicably pathetic behavior
I have that :eek

And what the hell was with that Final Fantasy 9, I played for an entire damned disk before I realized that I didn't give two tin shits about anything happening in the whole game
:x
I wouldn't know, I never play that whiny, bighaired death by command menu crap (Except for Legend of Dragoon, okay, I'll admit that one in an instant). It's like you always have those nerd friends that are always BLAH BLAH BLAAAARGH FINAL FANTASY and then you actually try one, and it annoys the fuck out of you and you went and wasted sixty damn dollars
Legend of Dragoon? Email me that, k?
1, 6, and 7 are the only good Final Fantasies. Everything else is shitwaffles.
lol, baby you crazy.
Fuck you GW, 5 is awesome >:
haha :lol
Practically no story (presented poorly), very little direction, battle system was .. well, obvious knock off of a D&D system (but that should come as to no surprise)...over all, the games execution was bleh.
Anyone with half a brain could find that game was easy.
GW doesn't have have half a brain, is why I love her.
Megaman 9 is such a piece of shit the cutscenes are so badly directed and there are no androgynous villans with 20 foot swords to fight
You're a smart girl. Love you. ;)


Jokes make my real emotions hide better.

[Kitsa]

stop being drunk, pub, you're making an ass of yourself.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Tadao]

Kitsa is a cute red head, I don't like most, but she would look great in pigtails and a babydoll.

[Pub Lover]

:D

Truly. ;)



Sorry. :(

[Kitsa]

LIQUID: YOU'RE JUST MAD I'M NOT 9.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Kitsa]

SEE YOU ON DATELINE

[liquidstatik]

..

[Fathom Zero]

SEE YOU AT THE ASS-END OF NOWHERE

[Grislygus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwEeW73gVhA

I have half a mind to order this from Diabolique DVD

[Pub Lover]

Kitsa is a cute red head, I don't like most, but she would look great in pigtails and a babydoll.

I like her because she looks & seems like a good woman and mother & would serve me well. If only I could give her that back. :(

[Tadao]

I like her because she looks & seems like a good woman and mother & would serve me well.

Those girls can be pretty dirty :yum

[Pub Lover]

She isn't as dirty as me, and I need that purity in my life.

[Grislygus]

Well, Secret Santa's done. Like my guy'll even begin to comprehend how awesome his gift is >:

[Misdemonar]

MY PRESENT BEATS ALL OF YOURS
IM SENDING MY GUY DRUGS

[Pub Lover]

I had a fucked-up dream last night.

In it, I was cooking a chicken. It looked like the kind of whole roasting chicken you'd get at the supermarket, except it had a head on it. I thought it was dead and I was putting it into the oven to cook it, and then it got up out of the pan and started running around on these tragic little drumstick legs.

And I realized with horror that it was sentient, and now I couldn't possibly cook the poor thing, but then how could it live with no feet or innards? So I was chasing it around trying to figure out what I was going to do.

In the end, in the dream, I picked it up and shoved it in the oven and hoped it would die fast.

My mom asked why I didn't chop off the head. In the dream that never once occurred to me.
Because you couldn't consiously do murder, but you could follow a previous plan that involved unconsious murder. :kisses

[pac-man]

MY PRESENT BEATS ALL OF YOURS
IM SENDING MY GUY DRUGS

http://ugly-christmas-trees.com/trees/clark-griswold/clark-griswold-tree.jpg

"(he's) gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye."

[Pub Lover]

http://i34.tinypic.com/xng9yx.jpg

http://i34.tinypic.com/xng9yx.jpg

:lol

[Pub Lover]

My apologies, I stand corrected.

Funny how the Democrats took the fewest, eh Kulturekampf?

That would be because democrats are slackers and liars.

[RaNkeri]

Fucking Rankeri, now I can't stop listening to that Wycliffe theme now

;)

Whoelse wants hear the Wycliffe theme?

[WhiteRat]

My piss was nearly brown today.

[Dixie]

Butt piss?

Oh Happy Thanksgiving guys.
I have to go and ruin mine by visiting my family.
See ya!

[MetalMilitia]

You're probably dehydrated.

[Shrubfest]

MM, what shall we celebrate today instead of thanksgiving?

[MetalMilitia]

I checked wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/November_27th)and not much happened today. Bruce Lee was born though.

So happy Bruce Lee's birthday. I'm going to celebrate by punching some wood in twain.

[RaNkeri]

I've never seen a movie by Bruce Lee, I should probably fix that :(


Oh wait, nevermind, I've seen few episodes of Green Hornet

[pac-man]

http://scienceblogs.com/clock/upload/2006/10/bruce%20lee%20beats%20up%20chuck%20norris.jpg

Happy Bruce Lee's birthday to all those celebrating. Remember the reason for the season.

[Pub Lover]

I drank way too much last night. :x

[Tadao]

Bruce Lee would fuck the Indians up.

[BLEU]

http://scienceblogs.com/clock/upload/2006/10/bruce%20lee%20beats%20up%20chuck%20norris.jpg


Man, Chuck Norris used to be so hot. What happened.

[Shrubfest]

Oi, Pub.

where's this dick love you promised?

[Pub Lover]

Oi, Pub.

where's this dick love you promised?
:eek

Did I really? :x

Dang, ok. Hold on.
I guess being an asspie also makes you look like a hobo.

But not all hobo looking people are asspies? Please? :(

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/NessuAnim.gif

[liquidstatik]

..

[Pub Lover]

So, it's nine am and I just finished my first beer of the day. Yesterday I didn't start till 12. ;D

[Fathom Zero]

Whoa, Rick Astley.

[Tadao]

going on beer run now, I would publish my web cam so you can watch me drink if I knew a free place to do it :(

[Fathom Zero]

RECORD LIVE ON YOUTUBE

[RaNkeri]

I always knew that Tadao is a camwhore :rolleyes

[Tadao]

I don't see a record live on youtube area.

[Tadao]

Congratulations for managing to reach your fans expectations, Mister Burbank.

Like I said before, I challenge him to write the worst piece of shit ever. All those ass kissing drones will call him a genius and a god. I have nothing againg Max or his work, bt his fans make me ill.

[Dixie]

Today was so awesome.
Dinner was just me, Jim and my parents.
My sister didn't even talk to me.
FUCK YES!

I also made a hand puppet out of a turkey carcass but my mother refused to take a picture of it. :(

Best Thanksgiving Ever.

[Guitar Woman]

worst holiday

[Tadao]

You have a sister? Is she hawt too?

[Pub Lover]

I like 70's Battlestar Galactica, it is fun. :(

I tell myself I should like the new one. :(
Like I said before, I challenge him to write the worst piece of shit ever. All those ass kissing drones will call him a genius and a god. I have nothing againg Max or his work, bt his fans make me ill.

He sounded like a subpar Lewis Black. :(

But that is how I always imagined it would be, so I like that?

[Pub Lover]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/BATSHIT.jpg

Posting that outside the Chatroom is a bannable offense for sexual harrassment. ;(

[Tadao]

You know you want to see that everywhere now. He has such a tight little mouth.

[Pub Lover]

There is only one place I want to see that mouth.

[WhiteRat]

Anyone else llike the Dutch Boy style haircut?

[Fathom Zero]

Page boy.

[RaNkeri]

Who the hell is that? :/

[Shrubfest]

Oh dear. I'm spending far too much time here.

Even though there's noone talking.
Depressing.

[Pub Lover]

You can do better, Lady.

[Pub Lover]

Who the hell is that? :/

One of the new people. :newbie

Just look at it's tranlucent skin and barely formed features! :hypno

Total Pod Person. :eek

[Asila]

I'M ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH MY MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR AND I'M SICK >: ALSO THANK YOU FOR DUBBING IT THAT PUB I LIKE IT

[RaNkeri]

Your magical mystery tour? :x

[pac-man]

The Macy's Thanksgiving Parade brought out Rick Astley to Rickroll a music number by some puppets.

:x

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/NessuAnim.gif

[Asila]

Your magical mystery tour? :x

Yes both those things

[Neen]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z72/aa237058/twilight/movie.jpg

:lol Emo vamp pussies as told by a Mormon.

[Shrubfest]

I wish I had cake.

And alcohol.



And friends.

[Sam]

I HAVE TWO OF THOSE THINGS. :(

[RaNkeri]

I only have alcohol :(



and chips :(

[Tadao]

Alcohol is my friend.

[Sam]

WE ALL HAVE A PART, BUT IF WE SHARED WE'D HAVE ALL THREE. :tear

[Shrubfest]

I dont have any.

Will you share anyway?

[Sam]

YES.

[Sam]

I AM A GIVER.

[Sam]

LIKE THAT TREE I READ ABOUT.

[RaNkeri]

I can be your friend shrub.

I'd prefer the kind of friendship with sexual tension between us :x

[Shrubfest]

All my friendships have that.

Isnt that what friendship means?
That and being slated to your face, but it hurts less cos then they say 'I'm only joking, you know that, right?'

[Sam]

Don't forget about sharing the alcohol and cake. :(

[Shrubfest]

Oh yeah.

And drunken cheese and crackers.

[Sam]

This sounds like a party planning session.

[Sam]

J/K It sounds like one of those nights where my roommate comes home to find me passed out in front of the TV with empties all around and a half eaten cake next to me with crackers in my lap and a block of cheese in my hand. :(

[Sam]

AKA MY BIRTHDAY :(

[Tadao]

Sounds more like awkwardness on a couch. May I suggest you two get together with Gin and Porno instead?

[kahljorn]

I'm so high on life guys

[pac-man]

I'm high on weed.

[kahljorn]

me too :(

[WhiteRat]

NEW YORK — Police say a Wal-Mart worker has died after being trampled by a throng of unruly shoppers shortly after the Long Island store opened Friday.
Nassau County police say the 34-year-old worker was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead at about 6 a.m., an hour after the store opened. The cause of death was not immediately known.
A police statement says a throng of shoppers "physically broke down the doors, knocking him to the ground."
Police also say a 28-year-old pregnant woman was taken to a hospital for observation.
Wal-Mart Stores Inc., in Bentonville, Ark., would not confirm the reports of a stampede during the day-after-Thanksgiving bargain hunting, but said a "medical emergency" caused them to close the store.


god bless america

[Sam]

I was reading about that and someone was saying while the medical team was working on him people were rushing past them and bumping into them. :(

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/NessuAnim.gif

[Dixie]

You have a sister? Is she hawt too?
Yes, but you're too poor and you don't pretend to be black enough for her.

[Shrubfest]

Ten to twelve.

Bedtime!
Night!

[Dixie]

We're fucking pathetic.
It's Friday night and look at how many of us are on here.
Now approaching basement-dweller status.

[WhiteRat]

I'm broke as shit so that's my excuse for being on here.

[Crimson Ghost]

I have no excuse.

[Dixie]

Yeah, the one place we were invited out to tonight was a friend's dad's house for an after-Thanksgiving buffet party and I realllly don't want to see anymore food.
Other than that I'm with you Mr Rat, broke as fuck.
But I really do cherish my time with you guys here, even though that makes me a loser, I still love youse guys.

[Dixie]

So, what are you fags getting into tonight?

[Dixie]

Sure, NOW act like you have something better to do.

[Crimson Ghost]

Christmas is coming, we need to save money and buy gifts people don't deserve.

I could go to Evil Robot's place and chill there, but I was there the other night and will probably be there tomorrow. I'm content with being on here with everbody for the night.

[Crimson Ghost]

I'll be getting into a bottle of Jager in a little bit.

[Dixie]

Is EvilRobot as creepy in person as he is on the internet?

[pac-man]

I'm just on here so I can say that I'm not drinking alone.

[Crimson Ghost]

I dunno... I've known him since we were really young so I cant tell. But I could see people saying yes. I think he's just as normal as the rest of us.

[Dixie]

I bet everyone on here is pretty creepy.

[Pub Lover]

If so, could you stop telling us we are losers. :D

We're not going to forget. ;D

Hugs & Kisses. >:

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, the one place we were invited out to tonight was a friend's dad's house for an after-Thanksgiving buffet party and I realllly don't want to see anymore food.
Other than that I'm with you Mr Rat, broke as fuck.
But I really do cherish my time with you guys here, even though that makes me a loser, I still love youse guys.

Or quotes, those work too.

[Pub Lover]

I bet everyone on here is pretty creepy.

Although that is also something I could hear less about as well. :D

[Crimson Ghost]

Yeah, we're all a little creepy.

[Dixie]

It's not like I'm excluding myself from loserdom.
Those asian bitches are pointing and laughing at me too.
Other than that, I have no idea of what you're saying.

[Pub Lover]

Fine, I'll just fuck off. ;D :D ;D

[awesome bill]

I came to this thread to talk about puppies.

[Crimson Ghost]

Can't we all just get along?

[Dixie]

Pub has some nice sweater puppies.

[Dixie]

Or was it puppy sweaters?
I forget.

[Crimson Ghost]

Everyone likes sweater puppies.

[awesome bill]

Show us your puppies!

[Crimson Ghost]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/Wvoll/393137456_0c17961a50.jpg

[Dixie]

Pub shouldn't be grumpy with all these cute puppies around.
http://chihuahuapuppies4sale.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/chihuahua_puppies.jpg

[awesome bill]

Now that's what I'm talking about. Hot.

[Dixie]

http://www.2wallpaper.com/weirdspot/cute_bad_puppy.jpg

[Dixie]

I don't know what to think about this one
http://dogcostumes.com.au/shop/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/20c3fdaec38025daa617400a50f000be.jpg

[awesome bill]

That's hot and gangsta!

[pac-man]

http://www.2wallpaper.com/weirdspot/cute_bad_puppy.jpg

NSFW

[Dixie]

http://www.costumedogs.com/images/04-15-2006.jpg

[Dixie]

http://www.costumedogs.com/images/02-25-2006.jpg

[awesome bill]

I never got on board with the "It's Friday, I'm a loser if I'm not doing someting awesome on this day!" bandwagon. If I do cool shit on Tuesday it doesn't count?

[Crimson Ghost]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/Wvoll/23798083_8578bdd427.jpg

[Crimson Ghost]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/Wvoll/696005226_e8c5701231.jpg

[Dixie]

I don't know.
I was just saying that to make you guys post.

[Dixie]

http://www.thefunnydogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/devil-dog.jpg

[Dixie]

http://sandpapersuit.com/uploaded_images/dog_costumes/5.jpg

[Crimson Ghost]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/Wvoll/pet-costumes15.jpg

[Crimson Ghost]

Wow, they must shop at the same place.

[Dixie]

http://www.product-warehouse.com/87/hi_63_62689_zz-cost-frog.jpg
His tail may be wagging, but his eyes say "Kill me"

[Dixie]

http://www.reals.net/images/philippines_dog_show.jpg

[Crimson Ghost]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/Wvoll/33162.jpg

[Dixie]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3161/2961485905_5e2dc5eb20.jpg?v=0http://ww2.thedollpalace.com/images/articles/dress-up-pets-5-04232007.jpg

[pac-man]

http://www.product-warehouse.com/87/hi_63_62689_zz-cost-frog.jpg
His tail may be wagging, but his eyes say "Kill me"

:lol poor lil bastard.

[Dixie]

http://www.djxn.com/kristy/DogasOompa-Loompa.jpg