I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[elx]

:meat

[elx]

sam you're an angsty apple brain

[Sam]

YOU ARE JUST AS BAD

[Sam]

IT'S NOT JUST A COPY IT'S A CRIME

[Tadao]

This conversation is pretentious.

[Dimnos]

You cant go soft on ID theft!

[Tadao]

You need some Crime Hardener

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31bKPcyg1eL._AA280_.jpg

[Sam]

I FEEL LIKE MY PERSONAL LIBERTIES HAVE BEEN VIOLATED AND A MAJOR CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED BY THIS HOMELESS SCUM.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You should complain to the internet manager about your situation. I think EVIL ROBOT can help.

[Tadao]

Sacha Baron Cohen

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/sacha_baron_cohen_no_fear.html

"The government of Kazakhstan also threatened legal action, to which Baron Cohen, as Borat, responded, "I'd like to state I have no connection with Mr. Cohen and fully support my government's decision to sue this Jew.""

:lol

[Kitsa]

The bf still refuses to believe that the man who played Borat and the man who plays Bruno are one and the same.

:rolleyes

[Tadao]

Has he seen Ali G? He looks more like Bruno there but yeah, his Borat is amazing. I remember seeing Borat on the Ali G show doing reports from abroad and not knowing it was the same guy.

[Kitsa]

I don't know, I always recognize his eyes. His eyes always look the same to me.

I doubt he's seen Ali G, he never had much patience for british TV.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

He does a great interview as borat on season 2 but I think its a deleted scene where he interviews a football coach: NHTnYGAcLUs

At around 25 seconds I was crying when I saw him describe football, the rest of the skit is decent.

[Kitsa]

heh.


...I burned my thumb pretty badly, stupidity + cooking. 3 hrs later it still hurts like a mofo. Should be a mighty fine blister.

[Tadao]

Oh man, make sex explosion on her stomach :lol

[elx]

FUCK
HEY THAT'S NOT FUNNY


/////////...............:(

[Dixie]

ok so i have a cell phone now
whoever wants drunk texts from CIG PM me your numba

i think my fuck fuck fuck fuck post got deleted or something
:(

i'm kind of sad this show is ending next saturday, i got my paycheck for the first week and my eyes lit up with dollar signs like uncle scrooge from duck tales.

i think today is the day i shall ride my scooter to work. this shall be amusing, everyone at work wants to see me on my little blue scooter. it's sitting in the living room with me now, but i'm still a lil drunk from last night, so no test drive til i sleep some of this sweetwater ale off.

CIG WANTS SEX
dammit
:(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm trying not to have sex until the 16th :(

[Grislygus]

And no one cares why

[stevetothepast]

why the 16th? Is it part of your religion hehe

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm using the energy to drink and dance all day.

[MarioRPG]

Take some uppers, should be fine. :rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Sexual energy is my upper.

[Aaarg]

this is something i find funny: grassputin.

[Sam]

I can't believe my stalker thread got deleted. :rolleyes

[Dimnos]

Its probably because I posted in it. Im sorry Sam. :tear

[elx]

HEY SAM THAT WAS RUDE I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE YOUR FRIEND


NEVER AGAIN

[Tadao]

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/googlesearchesfunny.jpg

[Kitsa]

yeah, but why are there school? :(

[Tadao]

I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.

[Dimnos]

Thats Mr. Mischievous Badger to most of us. :(

[Womti]

SAM PLAEASE GO POST IN MY THREAD I WILL HAVE GAY ANAL BUTT SECKS WITH YOU I PROMISE <3<3<3<3<3<3

[Sam]

HEY SAM THAT WAS RUDE I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE YOUR FRIEND


NEVER AGAIN

LIKELY STORY

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I can't believe its already halfway through July. Anyone do anything summery this year at all?

[Dimnos]

I went to the beach and drank tequila. :\

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I need to go to the beach and get a tan. Normally white as a ghost.

[Tadao]

I've been on roller coasters a lot.

[Tadao]

http://www.chambersfineart.com/en/contemp/sjinsong.html

http://www.chambersfineart.com/images/sjs-stroller.jpg
http://www.chambersfineart.com/images/sjs-walker.jpg
http://www.chambersfineart.com/images/sjs-cradle.jpg
http://www.chambersfineart.com/images/sjs_rocking-horse.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Adams Family Daycare?

[Tadao]

The kid would be safe if you put it in this first.

http://www.chambersfineart.com/images/sjs_mouse.jpg

[Dimnos]

:rolleyes

[Tadao]

Dimnos (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=6202) on 07/14/2009 10:27 am
Will it be a one issue deal or will there be more to come?




CAN'T YOU READ DUMBNOSE

[Dimnos]

Maybe not. What didnt I read? All I got was the first print would be sold at the con and then a second will be sold on line. I missed anything about it being a multi issue. :confused:

[Dimnos]

And what about those awesome shark shirts? Will there ever be any more of those to order online? Perhaps in time to order both it and Protos comic at the same time so we arent doing a miserly $3 online purchas?

[Sam]

I can't believe its already halfway through July. Anyone do anything summery this year at all?

We made oxy-acetylene bombs, drank a lot, and ate barbecued every kind of animal we could procure at the market. :(

[Kitsa]

the market I just went to has camel, goat, kangaroo and just about anything equipped with hooves. But a lot of it is frozen so I don't know about quality. Frozen camel steak doesn't look 100% appetizing.

[Kitsa]

Also, happy Bastille day to those of you who care.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

the market I just went to has camel, goat, kangaroo and just about anything equipped with hooves. But a lot of it is frozen so I don't know about quality. Frozen camel steak doesn't look 100% appetizing.

lol, I thought you meant walking around at first.

[Tadao]

Maybe not. What didnt I read? All I got was the first print would be sold at the con and then a second will be sold on line. I missed anything about it being a multi issue. :confused:

He said if all goes well, he'll try to get her to do a color comic.

But more importantly, I think my word play on your name was Jawsome. :(

[LordSappington]

God, this forum is really starting to look like it's dying.

[WhiteRat]

Did I miss Anything?

[LordSappington]

I guess I missed him, too; I don't remember anyone like that.

[executioneer]

the hell are you on about LS

[Colonel Flagg]

Hey, how the hell are you WhiteRat?

[LordSappington]

the hell are you on about LS
Just buggin' you guys. There aren't any interesting topics anymore, and damn if I can think up any right now that would be mutually interesting.

[Dimnos]

He said if all goes well, he'll try to get her to do a color comic.

But more importantly, I think my word play on your name was Jawsome. :(

Isnt that just a color version of the same issue? And yes. Yes it was.

[Tadao]

Oh, I thought it was to be a new issue :lol. I can't read and refuse to go back and check.

http://www.helenkellersimulator.com/

[Dimnos]

http://www.helenkellersimulator.com/

Best website ever? :lol

[WhiteRat]

Hey, how the hell are you WhiteRat?

Out of the military now for good, living in Minnesota now, and enjoying life unemployed.

[Tadao]

How long have you been out for?

[Colonel Flagg]

Glad to have you back. Things have been really .... well, they've actually been surreal lately. :rolleyes

[WhiteRat]

How long have you been out for?

Got out on May 31st.

[Tadao]

Thanks for your service and I'm glad you are home to enjoy whatever it is you enjoy.

[Aaarg]

what if he enjoys murdering civilians????!!!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!????!?!!!!?!?!?!? ?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!????!? ?!?!??!?!!?!!!!!!!?!?!

[Tadao]

I'm all for that. The only good human is a dead human.

[Aaarg]

Yeah, mostly true.

I'll be dead soon enough, there's going to be a 30th birthday party here in a few days and we're rigging up two or three Slip N Slides in a row, going down the gradual incline that is this yard. I'm hoping they set it up too close to the fence so once your ass flies out of the pool at the end you hit the electrified fence. YUMMO.

[Kitsa]

So at first I thought Geggy was buying up infomercial airtime, when I woke up to this:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/returnjews1.jpg

"Just $350 will send one Jew back to Israel!"

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/returnjews2.jpg

"For just $1400, you can send FOUR Jews back to Israel!"

It was a little weird because begging for money on TV is not really a Jewish thing, the rules on charity are pretty strict. But after a little research I found that this is some Christian organization acting on behalf of Jews (uh huh) and, hell, they even had Netenyahu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Netanyahu) on there.

Still, it was pretty weird. If it had been 65, 70 years ago, I wonder if there would have been any infomercials about donations to send Jews somewhere. Not Madagascar, I'm guessing.

Very weird.

[LordSappington]

Oh man, I hope they put that up on the air in Austin. I could use a good hysterical laughing fit.

[Big McLargehuge]

I ordered something and was wondering why it was taking so long to get to me i tracked it and this is the route (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=MAUMEE,+OH&daddr=+HODGKINS,+IL+to:RICHMOND,+VA++to:+HODGKINS, +IL+to:PHOENIX,+AZ+to:tucson,+az&hl=en&geocode=&mra=ls&sll=41.567932,-83.663582&sspn=0.089003,0.152607&g=MAUMEE,+OH&ie=UTF8&ll=32.916485,-92.285156&spn=50.094205,78.134766&z=4) it took according to their information

[Tadao]

They had to go pick it up at the docks first.

[Kitsa]

Death by caterpillar, a bit sad:

http://www.whatsthatbug.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/cmaj-death-from-caterpillar.pdf

[Tadao]

I'm gonna wish you good luck on your show now Kitsa, cause tomorrow you are gonna be very busy.

[Tadao]

I have heard of that catapillar.

[Kitsa]

Thanks...I think tomorrow won't be as bad as Friday, because I have a ton of fresh "example" pieces to make during the day. Tomorrow I just set up the art part, Friday it's the food and all that.

[Seven Force]

lmao @ ur sig

[Dixie]

i have eaten far too much mexican food the past few days.

[Tadao]

BEANS!

[Dimnos]

Never to much Mexican food!

[Babs]

Always to many mexicans

[Aaarg]

too many mexies being shot in the dark too many mexies being trained not to bark

[The Leader]

Always too many people who don't understand how to use to.>:

[Kitsa]

Good god that was a long night. I'm glad most of tomorrow's setup is party stuff.

[The Leader]

Ooooo, do you have party hats and streamers and a party cake?:eek

[executioneer]

excuse me but with party cake you clearly have to have lemonade, and watch out for punks who want to steal the party cake

[The Leader]

'Cause punks don't go to parties.

[Kitsa]

I do have lemonade. But I don't have a party cake :( Instead it's this fruit tart thing with big pineapple spikies sticking out of it and stuff...

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/tartefruits.jpg

[b_squared]

CIG your post reminded me of a line of this song parody:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czMrIam5rcY

Potty humor

[executioneer]

kitsa that looks awfully fancy and is exactly the kind of thing i imagine will go over big with the arts/farts crowd

[LordSappington]

I ordered something and was wondering why it was taking so long to get to me i tracked it and this is the route (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=MAUMEE,+OH&daddr=+HODGKINS,+IL+to:RICHMOND,+VA++to:+HODGKINS, +IL+to:PHOENIX,+AZ+to:tucson,+az&hl=en&geocode=&mra=ls&sll=41.567932,-83.663582&sspn=0.089003,0.152607&g=MAUMEE,+OH&ie=UTF8&ll=32.916485,-92.285156&spn=50.094205,78.134766&z=4) it took according to their information
Where the hell is point B on that?

[Esuohlim]

Point B and D are the same it went through Hodgkins, IL twice

[LordSappington]

NEVERMIND.

[DevilWearsPrada]

excuse me but with party cake you clearly have to have lemonade, and watch out for punks who want to steal the party cake

that stupid robot ruined the cake

[Kitsa]

kitsa that looks awfully fancy and is exactly the kind of thing i imagine will go over big with the arts/farts crowd


the problem with doing a show of food art being that people walk in with expectations, man. :(

[Fathom Zero]

expectations of delishusness

[Kitsa]

also I have to distract people from trying to eat all the carefully crafted stuff standing around the room on pedestals. I made little "please don't eat the art" signs.

If someone tries to eat the fake caviar, they're in for a nasty surprise because I didn't flavor it, being only for display and all. They'd get a mouthful of the unflavored tapioca it is...it'd be like a gummi bear with no taste to it at all.

[Fathom Zero]

blech.

Tapioca is gnarly. I don't like.

[executioneer]

hey guys absolutely nobody's favorite website is back online (basically for what counts as FOR GOOD on the internet, at least 3 years :eek)

WILLIE WEBSITE, UPDATES ONCE EVERY TWO FISCAL YEARS (http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/main.htm)

[Fathom Zero]

i liek taht forum moar

[Colonel Flagg]

i liek taht forum moar

Yeh, Williewebz froum roks - its teh kewlest! :bestthread

the problem with doing a show of food art being that people walk in with expectations, man. :(

I expect that fruit tart would be extra supremely tasty. :love

[Tadao]

http://www.allthingsbeautiful.com/all_things_beautiful/images/metastasizing_cancer.jpg

Is cancer really that bad and scary?

http://cancer.about.com/od/foodguide/a/grillingmeat.htm

I mean there is a cure for it coming soon anyways. I like my meat really really cooked.

[Fathom Zero]

It's a good thing I like meat rare, then. :lol

[Esuohlim]

hey guys absolutely nobody's favorite website is back online (basically for what counts as FOR GOOD on the internet, at least 3 years :eek)

WILLIE WEBSITE, UPDATES ONCE EVERY TWO FISCAL YEARS (http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/main.htm)

Thanks for this Willie a while back I checked your site when it wasn't there and I was looking for the mustache picture of Brad the unfunny canadian who sucks

http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/mustache.gif

[executioneer]

your welcome s.u. olhim also note i am working on making it vaguely less awful than your average myspace page (NOTE THE MUSIC PLAYER THAT NOT ONLY ASKS YOU WHETHER IT GOES OR NOT, BUT WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC YOU ARE INTERESTED IN LISTENING TO)

[Kitsa]

Gallery show went very well but I am wiped the hell out. I am not good at being social.

Fruit tart was gone before anything else, not counting the plum wine (people had the plum wine drained within half an hour and you could pick 'em out by the purple mouths).

[Tadao]

Congrats

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d156/sofa_king_azn/546g456234fw.gif

[Tadao]

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/political-pictures-bill-hillary-clinton-call-monica.jpg

[Aaarg]

a bit outdated, no?

[Tadao]

http://trollcats.com/

http://trollcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/shut_your_whore_mouth_trollcat.jpg

[Seven Force]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd107/chicago2285/bobFU-db1.jpg
not mine

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

^ Finally, I have something to do for an hour before I leave work. Also, has anyone seen the new Harry Potter commercial with the LARPing, its really bad but kinda funny.

[Tadao]

GAY PIC

not mine

Save your breath... you'll need it to blow up your date.

[Seven Force]

kittens are gayer than bob ross

[Tadao]

Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/616eliwillie.jpg

[elx]

ive got the hiccups

[Babs]

Hold your breath and keep holding it for about a day or so.

[elx]

ladies first!>:

[Zhukov]

I had the hiccups last week, and they lasted for about three days. Good luck.

Some guy at work was telling me that he saw someone on TV that had the hiccups for his entire life. I didn't believe him because I hate him, but it was probably true.

If it looked like my hiccups were going to last forever, I would probably have surgery to get rid of the air pocket trapped in my throat or whatever causes hiccups nowadays. Either that or shoot myself.

[Colonel Flagg]

2½ years ago some girl in Pensacola claimed to have had hiccups for 3 weeks solid. Then, less than two weeks later ANOTHER girl in NC claimed to have been sneezing for 3 weeks solid.

Must have been a slow news month. :\

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I know you can drink water upside and it'll cure it. Most people don't realize that you're only choking/drowning yourself though.

[Dimnos]

I hear bashing yourself in the head with a metal pot will cure them.

[Dimnos]

Or you could just smoke some pot. Either way.

[executioneer]

i always would just alternate hyperventilating and breath holding :/ dunno how well it works though

[Tadao]

I just man up and force them to stop by refusing to hiccup.

[Dimnos]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d18/leodini/milkblog2.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol I hope he already put the fruity pebbles in.

[Supafly345]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/supafly345/posts/razormafia.jpg
I just got access to a really old harddrive with tons of awesome pictures from the forums early years.

[Colonel Flagg]

Oh my. :eek

[Zhukov]

Is that real?

[Zhukov]

I mean, 'it' as in picture. I am not calling that poor boy an 'it'. Nevermind.

[Shrubfest]

Dismantled and re-assembled my first laptop today. Yay!

Lets see if it still works.

[Tadao]

Girls don't do that!

[Shrubfest]

I love taking stuff to bits! I got a screwdriver set for christmas.

[Colonel Flagg]

Hope it wasn't your only one....

[Shrubfest]

Nah, its my 4 year old one. I figured taking it to bits an dusting it couldn't make it work any worse.

[Tadao]

:lol

[Colonel Flagg]

Sometimes the dust is what's making it work in the first place.

Here's to your success! :posh

[Dimnos]

Nothing good ever comes from taking apart a laptop.

[Tadao]

I took an old one apart to see what's going on inside. The deeper you go, the more you realize you need a parts list and a schematic. They pack that shit in tight.

[elx]

what can i do to make a boy not want to date me while i am on my date? :(


edit: as a note - i've already decided that i am going to pretend to have a terrible cold that will keep him from kissing me

double edit: i might actually go to great lengths to contract such a thing to ensure that he does not

[The Leader]

I think that you should just admit that you're a lesbian and start dating other girls who apparently don't like boys.

[elx]

nuh uh, lesbians are scarier than college boys

[The Leader]

You're dating a college aged lad? Run away.

[Tadao]

I say you give him a horrible blowjob. You wont have to worry about him after that.

[elx]

does anyone have a spare case of swine flu by chance?

[The Leader]

My brother works with someone who is currently under quarantine in their home with it.

[elx]

actually, my mom would probably still make me go..i think i need something more serious than swine flu

has anyone ever tried malaria?

[Dimnos]

i've already decided that i am going to pretend to have a terrible cold that will keep him from kissing me

This is small time. Might I suggest you pretend to have crabs or some sort of STD. Keep sticking your hand down your pants and scratching with an uncomfortable look on your face. If he ever asks whats up just say "oh nothing" with shifty eyes.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Talk on your phone on the date. If a girl did that to me while we were on a date I would chuck her phone where even Verizon doesn't have coverage.

[Kitsa]

You could say you have herpes, which works until the horrible part where he says "no problem, me too"

[Sam]

JUST BE YOURSELF AND YOU SHOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM MAKING HIM NOT WANT TO DATE YOU :rolleyes

[Colonel Flagg]

If he's taking you to dinner, I'd say complain vociferously about whatever you've ordered, making a big show of insulting the waitperson, chef, or maitre'd. If it's a movie, talk nonstop during it, asking questions and giving away plot points. Especially helpful here is seeing the movie first before he takes you to it.

Works every time.

Tadao's suggestion is pretty good, too.

[Poison Doom]

Complain all evening about your last boyfriend

[Tadao]

GTFO NEWB

[Poison Doom]

Shut up, you already know dude.

[Sam]

YEAH DUDE, YOU ALREADY FUCKING KNOW OKAY

[Sam]

FUCK

[Tadao]

NEWB

[Poison Doom]

Tardfuckers

[Sam]

DUDE

[Sam]

FUCKKK

[Tadao]

Tardfuckers

One day I'll make sex time with ZQ, but not yet!

[Poison Doom]

Asspies 4 life, yo.

[Supafly345]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/supafly345/posts/munster1.jpg

[MattJack]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/supafly345/posts/munster1.jpg

I WANT A FRANKENSTEIN DI*K :lol

[MattJack]

I mean Munster di*k :(

[Sam]

:lol

[Tadao]

Bobbit

[elx]

thank you all for your input, I have taken each suggestion into careful consideration and come to the conclusion that unfortunately, none of them will work -

the std's won't work because he's my godbrother he knows me well enough to know that i wouldn't have one

being myself wouldn't work for the same reason because he knows me and still wants to go out (so buzz off applebrain :( )

the dinner won't work because we're going to the movies, and the movie is harry potter, so there's really no spoiling that can be done there

the phone thing won't work because we'll be in a theatre and i'm not allowed to have it on

and complaining about past relationships won't work because they are non-existant, which he knows

[Kitsa]

I saw a commercial about a vacuum penis pump this morning.

Just putting that out there.

It was an infomercial actually.

[Poison Doom]

Say you're on the rag and whine about cramps

[The Leader]

he's my godbrother

You need to make some friends.

[elx]

Say you're on the rag and whine about cramps
would that actually work? are guys so easily repulsed?

You need to make some friends.
i tried but sam blocked me :(

[Poison Doom]

Blood spurting out of a hole they want to fuck turns off alot of guys. Unless he's like a total freak.

[executioneer]

i'd work the whole "this is sort of borderline incestuous, isn't it?" angle myself

[Poison Doom]

I'll pretend to be his sister if he's cute enough.

[Colonel Flagg]

Just tell him the truth - you don't want to go out with him, and you'll see the movie and all, but that's it. What the "f" is the problem with that?

Throw in the "Let's just be friends" line - if he's got any brains at all, he'll drop you like a bad job.

Which is what you want, right?

[Colonel Flagg]

Outside of drugs, alcohol or a wicked ass-beating, any suggestions on getting a "very nocturnal" 6-year old to sleep?

Just throwing it out there ....

[Fathom Zero]

A good cry. Tell 'em Old Yeller's dead.

But seclusion in a room with nothing to do that they can't get out of always worked for me. If they get frustrated, better. They'll tire themselves out, get bored, and sleep.

[Tadao]

BED TIME STORIES! Read him Black Beauty. The one about the horse, not the other one.

[Kitsa]

Start yawning and hope he/she is suggestible.

I made the mistake of watching "The Real Housewives of Orange County" today. It only reinforced my existing belief that if Orange County simply disappeared, the word would probably be better off.

Seriously. When one says to the other, "You look so pretty", she doesn't say "thanks, you too"...she says, "Oh, do I?!?"

[Tadao]

I agree, in fact all of Florida should disappear.

[DevilWearsPrada]

orange county is in california

[Tadao]

http://www.orangecountyfl.net/cms/default.htm

[Tadao]

Fun Fact, Disneyland is in both Orange County's

[Kitsa]

It's also in upstate NY; what the hell?

[Tadao]

Oh yeah, I forgot about that one, that's where that OC Chopper place is I think.

[Kitsa]

Yeah, it's next door to a factory my dad has to visit all the time. He said in the past 10 years they've built like crazy and now it's practically an amusement park when it used to just be a garage.

[elx]

Just tell him the truth - you don't want to go out with him, and you'll see the movie and all, but that's it. What the "f" is the problem with that?

Throw in the "Let's just be friends" line - if he's got any brains at all, he'll drop you like a bad job.

Which is what you want, right?
yes, i did tell him that i did not like him and did not want a boyfriend, but then my mother told him that i was just being shy. i also did not want to go on the date, but my mother had already accepted on my behalf and now it's too late to back out.

Outside of drugs, alcohol or a wicked ass-beating, any suggestions on getting a "very nocturnal" 6-year old to sleep?

Just throwing it out there ....
i don't have much experience with kids so this probably won't be helpful but you could always try it when all else fails

instead of attempting to get the child to sleep, just make it comfortable, show that it isn't a big deal to you and i think they'd just relax and eventually fall to sleep. instead of 'bed time' make it 'quiet time'.

that seems like it may work on kids, because in the little experience i do have, by trying to force the child to sleep and making a big thing of it they just become more stubborn and reluctant. just mentioning 'bedtime' can make them bounce off walls. :(

[Kitsa]

Another thing is that kids assume all the best stuff happens after they go to sleep. Maybe if you did something super-boring, the kid would lose interest.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Outside of drugs, alcohol or a wicked ass-beating, any suggestions on getting a "very nocturnal" 6-year old to sleep?

Just throwing it out there ....

Tell him to do jumping jacks until he's tired.

[The Leader]

yes, i did tell him that i did not like him and did not want a boyfriend, but then my mother told him that i was just being shy. i also did not want to go on the date, but my mother had already accepted on my behalf and now it's too late to back out.

I'm pretty sure that this isn't a real date and that your mother is just trying to get you to have some sort of actual human interaction, which is ironic considering the fact that she chose to home school you.

[Colonel Flagg]

Thanks for the suggestions - I guess doing work on the computer was a good choice, because she's out for the count. YE GODS but she's a tough cookie. (I might have met my match here.) ;) I don't know if this counts as doing something really boring, but maybe ....

yes, i did tell him that i did not like him and did not want a boyfriend, but then my mother told him that i was just being shy. i also did not want to go on the date, but my mother had already accepted on my behalf and now it's too late to back out.

Excuse me, but your mom accepts dates for you? And he thinks this is OK? Maybe he should date your mom. :eek

If you feel you've got no choice, then go, and make the best of a lousy situation. At the end of the date, shake his hand and say "Thanks."

[Colonel Flagg]

[dblpst]

[Fathom Zero]

Tell him to fuckin' beat it.

[Aaarg]

http://image1.levelup.cn/c/news/images/08071310170978.jpg
Watched this last night. Tak Sakaguchi is pretty awesome. Just sayin'.

[Terra]

Jesus. I hate when I'm about to post some useless form of advice and some asshole jumps in and puts up a f*cking poster.

[Aaarg]

F*ck me?! No, f*ck you!

[Terra]

F*ck me?! No, f*ck you!


Oh! So YOU'RE that ASSHOLE!

[Aaarg]

Assh*le, you mean.

[Terra]

"Fucktard" from days gone by might get me banned. I'm getting twitchy fingers on the keyboard to toss that out in your case, matey!

[Aaarg]

i don't belong here and you can't go with me you'll only slow me down until i send for you don't wear your hair that way if you cannot be true i'll understand

[Terra]

i don't belong here and you can't go with me you'll only slow me down until i send for you don't wear your hair that way if you cannot be true i'll understand

ohsnap
idontsavvy

[executioneer]

yes, i did tell him that i did not like him and did not want a boyfriend, but then my mother told him that i was just being shy. i also did not want to go on the date, but my mother had already accepted on my behalf and now it's too late to back out

the hell it is. ditch that bitch

[Colonel Flagg]

Listen to Willie. He knows..... :hypno

[elx]

I'm pretty sure that this isn't a real date and that your mother is just trying to get you to have some sort of actual human interaction, which is ironic considering the fact that she chose to home school you.
you are incorrect in all of your assumptions sir

[Tadao]

http://www.hawver.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/reagan_electoral_map1.png

[Dimnos]

At this point Elx your best option is to tell him the truth. That you dont like him yada yada yada but also explain that your mother is telling him all this other shit that just isnt true and you dont know why. If this just doesnt seam like a good option you can always be supper clingy and talk about how you want to get married and have a ton of kids and so on. Commitment scares young guys off more than bleeding vag. Im sure he would be happy to look at one bleeding or not.

[executioneer]

he lost minn. AND dc, i guess all those eyebots broadcasting his message didn't really help that much

[Tadao]

I like how the Electoral vote and the Popular vote are so far from each other. I wonder what each states popular vote count is.

[Kitsa]

I feel for ya, elx...I had a stalker-ish guy in college and for the longest time my mom accepted dates on my behalf when he'd call my house. It sucked.

[Esuohlim]

No. Belay that query.

Milhouse should come in here at any time.

Is that why you came back? To show me you can now use a thesaurus?

COSMICALLY SPEAKING?

[executioneer]

guys if i post a link to a cafepress store that has tshirts to buy and say "HEY BUY A TSHIRT OK" do you think i will get a infraction

[executioneer]

http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/beetee.jpg

[Zhukov]

That's a cool t-shirt. I'd wear it.

[Colonel Flagg]

You would be one of the few, didn't he take all but 1 state?

Yeah, it was that bad. He won everything but Minnesota in 84

he lost minn. AND dc, i guess all those eyebots broadcasting his message didn't really help that much

Just shows my incomplete knowledge of history. I thought that the popular vote that year was a bit closer than in '72, but I totally forgot about the landslide in the Electoral College. Fritz ran a horrible campaign that year, though - I think Ferraro would have been a better presidential candidate for the Dems that year.

Nice graphic T.

I mistook this [picture thread] for the chat thread. EXCUSE ME.

Apparently so did I. My apologies Fathom.

[Kitsa]

Saw courtroom testimony this morning from the trial of that Peoria pitcher who threw a ball into the stands during the fight at the Dayton Dragons game.

They showed an x-ray where the ball hit the guy hard enough to leave clear imprints of the stitching in his skull.

Amazingly, the guy who was hit (a fan in the stands, complete innocent bystander) only suffered a concussion. He couldn't read for 4 days and he still gets headaches. The ball hit him in the temple.

The Peoria player who threw the ball claims that he was aiming for the padding beside the dugout to "scare the Dragons players" during the fight. Immediately after he threw the ball, he got taken down by just about everyone on the Dragons and had the shit beaten out of him.

He's up for 2 counts of felonious assault. I completely believe that a baseball in the hands of a professional pitcher could be a deadly weapon if he wanted it to be.

VUlFc7voX4Y

[Womti]

hey youse guyse better watch it now cuz my Chris Hansen avittar is back so dont try any funny predator tricks you creeps might have up youre sleeves. I'm talking seriouse intarnet businesses here! >:>:
this whole post is mainly directed at Hickman BTW >:

[Zhukov]

I imagine all the red states to be under Soviet control.

[Sam]

i tried but sam blocked me :(

:rolleyes

[Tadao]

Saw courtroom testimony this morning from the trial of that Peoria pitcher who threw a ball into the stands during the fight at the Dayton Dragons game.

They showed an x-ray where the ball hit the guy hard enough to leave clear imprints of the stitching in his skull.

Amazingly, the guy who was hit (a fan in the stands, complete innocent bystander) only suffered a concussion. He couldn't read for 4 days and he still gets headaches. The ball hit him in the temple.

The Peoria player who threw the ball claims that he was aiming for the padding beside the dugout to "scare the Dragons players" during the fight. Immediately after he threw the ball, he got taken down by just about everyone on the Dragons and had the shit beaten out of him.

He's up for 2 counts of felonious assault. I completely believe that a baseball in the hands of a professional pitcher could be a deadly weapon if he wanted it to be.

VUlFc7voX4Y

Doesn't sound like he has very good aim under pressure.

[Kitsa]

was that what the deleted Sam/stalker thread was about?

[Sam]

No :lol

At first that is who I thought it was. :\

[The Leader]

It was Jonathon Clement, wasn't it?

[Sam]

DON'T EVEN SAY HIS NAME, YOU'LL SUMMON HIM MUCH LIKE BEETLEJUICE. >:

[The Leader]

Jonathon Clement, Jonathon Clement, Jonathon Clement!

[Fathom Zero]

06LNBK4ZfWM

HELL CARNIVAL

[Brandon]

Who are all you people?

[Esuohlim]

Everyone is Pub Lover

[Colonel Flagg]

I'm not. Or am I?

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/beetee.jpg

HIGH FIVE

[elx]

You have a new private message.

Sender: wenjia901
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Click OK to view it, or cancel to hide this prompt.

why is this the only PM i get :(

[Kitsa]

once you stop caring about who sends you PM's and why, you'll be a lot happier.


And yes, I know that apostrophe isn't right but I was counting on some idiot here to make a PMS joke.

[Colonel Flagg]

why is this the only PM i get :(

Ah, Spam®; the other white meat.

once you stop caring about who sends you PM's and why, you'll be a lot happier.

It's worth a try - nothing else has worked.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

www.google.com (http://www.google.com) logo looks awesome today!

[Tadao]

If your a flaming homo

[Dimnos]

I would like to motion for the boycott of all threads created by Poison Doom. Would anyone like to second this motion?

[Poison Doom]

You cannot defeat me.

[stevetothepast]

I will second it, only because his avatar makes me uncomfortable.>:

[stevetothepast]

or her avatar?

[elx]

thirded, make it go awayyyyyyyyy

[Poison Doom]

Whichever turns you on baby.

[Tadao]

It reminds me of something I would have sucked out with a vacuum.

[Poison Doom]

We can't post abortion pictures here can we?

[Kitsa]

fourthed.

[Poison Doom]

You're too cute to be so stuck up:(

[Poison Doom]

Ok, ok. If there's a problem I will gladly discuss it with you. I want you people to like me because I'm going to be here for a little while.
What have I done to offend?

[elx]

I made this earlier in the afternoon while I was babysitting - http://veganyumyum.com/2009/04/apple-pie-coffee-cake/

SOOOO GOOD!

[Kitsa]

I'm making zucchini parmesan with garlic bread. It smells good so far.