I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Babs]

silly christopher

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q33/Stm963/trophy.jpg

[Tadao]

Great... mca_mom is logged in an poised to scold us.

[Pub Lover]

I was this morning thinking about the old superstition of three deaths.

[Tadao]

and what do you think of it?

[Pub Lover]

Inconclusive despite much anecdotal evidence.

[Pub Lover]

Inconclusive despite much anecdotal evidence.

[Pub Lover]

Inconclusive despite much anecdotal evidence.

[Pub Lover]

Oh man, I does Jeanette read this thread? I wasn't ignoring you, I'd just stepped out of the room. :(


:rolleyes @ my postcount++

[Tadao]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/obit_isaac_hayes

[Fathom Zero]

I think I need a drink tonight.

I've got a lot of books to read through.

[Kitsa]

If I were Cedric the Entertainer I'd be scared shitless.

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/eggplantbaby.jpg

I had a nightmare about this thing last night. Also about a giant spider I was trying to squish.

[Pub Lover]

If you were Cedric the Entertainer I wouldn't know who you were! :eek

Even if I just looked you up and read your resume, no freaking clue.

[Pub Lover]

STOP BEING BROKEN! >:

[Pub Lover]

The only reason why I'm drinking early is today is because you leave in the morning. :tear I promise to be faithful.
I'm sure it's not the only reason. ;)

For your education of American pop culture of the ealry 80's

YOUTUBEZ
Thanks, but the the good Colonel already filled me in. It's that thing with the black kid that wants to know what Willis is talking about.
Re: Diff'rent Strokes

I forgot you're a Kiwi. I guess you don't get reruns of bad 80's sitcoms in NZ. It was one of the worst TV shows in existence, starring (if you could call it that) Gary Coleman, who's become something of a recurring joke in the entertainment media.


As for getting bad American sitcoms, it's an odd bag of things we get. For instance we had the Fresh Prince of Bel-air and the Cosby Show, but no The Jeffersons.

No "The Jeffersons"? Then you will never ever understand fully the experience of being black in America.

[Pub Lover]

the original diablo is pretty bad by today's standards, but it was pretty cool 11 years ago

OH SHIT! DON'T SAY 'IT WAS GOOD AT THE TIME' GW HATES IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT! :x

[Guitar Woman]

If it's not good now then it was never good and you're a liar

[Tadao]

GW, I don't you have what it takes to make me mad.

[Esuohlim]

Inconclusive despite much anecdotal evidence.

[Guitar Woman]

GW, I don't you have what it takes to make me mad.

Normally I'd respond to a post like this with a link to a "Learn to speak English" website, but the Wii's internet browser doesn't support copy and paste so I'm just going to be a pithy fuck, and mabye laugh at you a little bit.

hahahaha.

[Tadao]

:shakefist

[Esuohlim]

Inconclusive despite much anecdotal evidence.

[executioneer]

what i was trying to say is that if diablo 2 had never came out i would still enjoy the h*ck out of the original but now i can't stand how slow your dude moves, i need to be able to run dang it

[liquidstatik]

i get angry when games don't let you jump >:

[LordSappington]

The Hellfire expansion at least let you 'jog' in the town. By jogging, your step size increased, without changing the leg movement, so your guy looked like a dipshit.
The monk class was pretty awesome, and the Crypt and Hive bonus levels were pretty badass. Great expansion.

[executioneer]

i played diablo 2 so much the alt key on my kbd got worn out and unreadable from holding it down to locate traysures

[LordSappington]

I didn't even know that was a feature until I'd beaten it like four times.

[Psycho D]

What happens here? Is this where I get Jiggy? Good Luck with those lottery tickets.

[LordSappington]

This... this is a chat room.
And may God help you if you start spamming with 'a/s/l'

[Psycho D]

I kid, I kid. I meant raffle tickets anyway..........

[executioneer]

both of yall get off my phone

[Kitsa]

My newts died over the weekend. :(

They were really, really, REALLY fucking old though. About 15 years, I think.

[Fathom Zero]

I have a new blog thingy.

No suicide.

Life's throwing you curve balls because it doesn't want you to win. Beat every kick life gives you and work your ass off. Persevere, and you'll have nothing to regret. Besides, your ass'll be dead soon enough. If you really have a hard-on for the ethereal plane, pray for a mad gunman or something. I was watching the news the other day and a man started sawing off another dude's head on a bus while Other Dude was sleeping. Apparently, he didn't have a reason. That other dude could be YOU!

That's just a snippet.

[Pub Lover]

I liked your bathroom story, Kitsa. :)


Not that I want to deal with that sort of thing. :x

Seven Force has a similar one involving a public toilet stall he had to clean. It happend at least twice and it was one of the reasons he quit that job.

[Pub Lover]

Dylan, you appear to be far too socially inept to be giving helpful advice. ;)

However, I do like that you reneged your No Suicide rule in the case of Small Talk.

[Pub Lover]

LordSappington, I don't need it to be dark for normal things to terrify me. :(

[Pub Lover]

Inconclusive despite much anecdotal evidence.

What I like about me saying that was that it posted three times in a minute. :eek

[Tadao]

Inconclusive despite much anecdotal evidence.

:buzzer
Things said about GW's penis.

[Pub Lover]

GW is a girl though.

[Tadao]

With a large clit.

[Pub Lover]

Not that large. ;o

[Fathom Zero]

I had killer barbecue from some hole in the wall for lunch.

They had bul go ki too, but I opted out. The rib sandwich was calling my name.

[Esuohlim]

What I like about me saying that was that it posted three times in a minute. :eek

Inconclusive despite much anecdotal evidence.

[Esuohlim]

Inconclusive despite much anecdotal evidence.

[Esuohlim]

Inconclusive despite much anecdotal evidence.
.

[Esuohlim]

Inconclusive despite much anecdotal evidence. :picklehat

[Esuohlim]

Damnit >:

[wobzire]

who here likes WOW?

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Games don't always have to be completely complicated and have god knows how many play strategies and all that to be fun you know. I never hear you complain about Street Fighter or River City Ransom. OMG BUTTON MASHFEST

DUDE, GW ISN'T OLD ENOUGH TO PLAY THOSE GAMES! :catpicture

[Pub Lover]

If you say 8 or 16 bit to GW she just looks at you in confusion and then gets back to sucking your dick.

[Pub Lover]

It proves that 99% of Wikipedia editors are huge faggots.

I saw some local newpaper article about "14 year old nerd admins Wikipedia" and laughed my ass off. It was about some kid who thought a good time was reading about topics he knows nothing about and judging if they were true or not.

AChimp's mom was so proud that her son got in the paper that she pinned it to the refrigerator. :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

R.I.P. Isaac Hayes. He was one bad mutha.

[Kitsa]

I didn't like the bathroom story at the time :( I almost puked all over the place. I used my parents' bathroom for a month or so because even reeking of bleach I couldn't stand to go in there.

[Pub Lover]

"Great! Now I have puke as well as shit to clean up! >:"


All over the place? :eek

Do you think you would've got some on the ceiling? :x

[Kitsa]

Possibly. It was a pretty fucking nasty scene.

[executioneer]

R.I.P. Isaac Hayes. He was one bad mutha.

he cant rest in peace he still had too many thetans or w/e :lol

[Pub Lover]

Oh man, Danny you signed off three seconds before I walked back into the room. :(

[Fathom Zero]

I GO TO WORK TOMORROW

AND BACK TO SCHOOL FRIDAY!

[Esuohlim]

I constantly edit the names of the modules and ships to names I remember from TV when I was a kid. The "Kobi" research module became known as the "Mr. Belvadere"

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0&feature=related

[Asila]

I was gonna comment about how I'd been gone so long that it's like a totally different place... but there are times when I hate to be a liar :(

[Tadao]

Hi Tits!

[Esuohlim]

Man I got this canker sore and I am piiiiissed >:

[wobzire]

TOMMOROW IS MY BIRTHDAY!

[Guitar Woman]

4. Synthesis: Write a dialogue between the body and the mind concerning their relationships to one another.

jesus christ

[Tadao]

Hi Tits!

[Guitar Woman]

hello dick

[Tadao]

Haha did they make you remove your meme or did they do it for you?

[Guitar Woman]

So anyway, every single question in the book has been like that, and apparently there is some unwritten rule here that even though I only have to get 70% on all my assignments I actually have to do every question to the complete satisfaction of the snooty douchebag teacher's assistant or I take the entire course over again

I've seriously never been handed back so much work in my entire life. Normally I'd just give the finger to this sort of bullshit, and my teachers would agree with me.

[Guitar Woman]

Tadao, you're like, 30, right?

Tell me High School is the most retarded it'll get, for the love of christ.

[Tadao]

I turn 38 this September, and yeah High School is a waste of time. My teacher told me that at this point in school, all you are doing is preparing yourself for a 8 hour job 5 days a week in which you do the same mindless shit everyday. He then suggested that I take the GED and get into a tech school and get my life started early. I wasn't coming to classes anymore, but I could still ace tests at the time. Do you plan on going to college?

Edit: It was a different time when I was in school.

[Guitar Woman]

I dunno.

At this point, there are three things I want to do, all of which probably involve college:

1) Be a journalist, probably involved with the video game industry, 2) be a detective, which is a stupid sounding fantasy but really not very far-fetched from where I'm standing, or 3) do something that involves being out at sea, because deep down I have the soul of a crusty old pirate, and the last time I can honestly remember being completely, 100%, no fucking worries happy was when I was up mucking around at my grandfather's marina.

The first two are probably the ones I'm going to end up choosing between, and then I'd get a yaht later when I'm old. So yeah, I guess I'm going to college.

[Fathom Zero]

YACHTZEE

[Guitar Woman]

I'm also not enthusiastic about 4 more years of school, since I'm probably the worst student who ever lived and the only reason I've gone this long without dropping out is because my parents won't leave me alone.

[MattJack]

so Fathom have you recorded anything recently?

[Tadao]

My path was clear. Working schmo. There really wasn't any reason for me to stay in school. At 17 I was an Electronic Technician that only knew how to repair T.V.s and radios and other useless shit. After I graduated PCs became increasingly affordable and I would have to go back to school again to learn the useful trade of diagnosing computer hardware. I would be doing the same exact shit I learned before, but on a computer circuit board instead to get that degree. I called bullshit on that and became an Electrician instead. Turned out I made the right decision because my buddies got jobs soldering for min wage while I was making 3 times their pay.

[Guitar Woman]

Oh, and about the "it was different times" thing, I'm using textbooks from like back when you were in school so I really don't think the courses have changed that much :<

[Tadao]

While that was indeed funny, I meant culturally.

[Guitar Woman]

Well, yeah.

Christ, is it Wednesday yet? Yahtzee will make this suck less, I know it.

[Esuohlim]

IGO BACK TO SHCOOL IN SIX DAYS :picklehay

COLLEGE IS FUN GW YOU'LL GET PUSSY

AND AN EDUCATION I GUESS http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/emoticons/rolleyes.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/emoticons/rolleyes.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

[Guitar Woman]

If you say so, I'm not getting either at this point.

[MattJack]

college>real world

How's that fer maths

[Tadao]

To help GW get through puberty.

http://craphound.com/images/boymanual7.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

lol :<

Also how come everyone in the universe who I've talked to about this sees my being frustrated at how I'm not doing something useful as teenage angst and me trying to be a rebel

is trying to find a niche in society a big fuck the system movement amongst skater kids, now

[Guitar Woman]

YOUR MORTGAGE HAS BEEN APPROVED

ROW, ROW, FIGHT DA POWA

[MattJack]

you def don't believe everything you hear, for sure, but imma give you some str8 talk xpress (:mccain) while tadoa does some handicap back exercises and jerks it to Beast Queen.

Go to school man. You really have nothing to lose, and you know what? If you fail and completely hate it, go grab a hard hat and do the 9-5 like the rest of America. You should at least try college. Anyone that has a bit of intelligence and a working spine will agree with me.

[Guitar Woman]

I thought that was the point I was getting across, I'm convinced high-school has nothing more to offer and am ready to actually learn something?

Well, whatever, I've still got a year before I actually have to decide on what I'm going to do.

Thanks for not being DICKS about this and letting me work off a little stress, at least. And for the advice!

[MattJack]

to be honest i didn't read any of your posts, cause reading isn't encouraged in the south.

[Guitar Woman]

That's the spirit!

[Tadao]

you def don't believe everything you hear, for sure, but imma give you some str8 talk xpress (:mccain) while tadoa does some handicap back exercises and jerks it to Beast Queen.



Dam, my web cam was on :(

[MattJack]

and i seen it :(

i done seen it :(

[Kitsa]

if so, the question is why you kept watching for so long.

[MattJack]

look if you keep asking me questions, imma call Sam Jackson in here to set you str8 (again)

[Kitsa]

until he fedexes me a tray of brownies, he can suck it >:

[MattJack]

he'll fedex you a tray of whoop ass

w8 that's stone cold

[Fathom Zero]

so Fathom have you recorded anything recently?

Haha, no. I think I'm going to take up piano, though.

My goal is to do Eruption on it. :rock

[Asila]

Hi Tits!

Hi Cock and Balls! How's it hangin'?

[Chojin]

i'd recommend you go to work for a few years before going to college. it really gives you a different perspective on the whole affair.

[Fathom Zero]

I could go to work everyday and live in a shack, all the while completely satisfied with my life. I love work.

[bigtimecow]

i'm at work! as usual :(

but today there's a meeting and my boss is the woman and buys everyone lunch :D

[wobzire]

I'm at work as literally always!

But today it's my birthday!

[bigtimecow]

happy birthday wobzire! how old are you motherfucker

[wobzire]

20 fucking 1

[MattJack]

what did you get?

[bigtimecow]

get crizzunk kid :x :x :x

that's you after your friends bring you out tonight :x :x :x

[wobzire]

My grandma bought me W.O.W. I think she just walked into the electronics store and asked for the most popular game. She called me to wish me a happy birthday as I wrote that. AWE

[bigtimecow]

:/ well i guess she tried RIGHT

[Fathom Zero]

Holla at me what it do what it is you ain't never seen a playa like this holla at me baby

[bigtimecow]

:holla

[wobzire]

holler!

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UluIDC3--us

Don't you want to be a ho tonight?

[wobzire]

kinda.

[bigtimecow]

boats and hoes

[ElPila666]

coke and toke

[Kitsa]

I'm trying to help someone with their algebra and it's in an entirely different fucking language now :(

[Fathom Zero]

Why do they have to put letters in math?

[Kitsa]

I don't know but it would help a lot if they didn't muck stuff up by using terms like Cartesian System when they could simplify :(

[Guitar Woman]

I love Algebra because every problem is like solving a MYSTERY.

A MATH MYSTERY. :eek

[Kitsa]

This particular textbook is just so shittily written, simple things no longer make sense. And I've already caught one typo that makes me paranoid about everything else.

The whole thing amounts to RAWRRRRRR KITSA SMASH

[bigtimecow]

so i've been working since 8:30 this morning and still more to come :(

what can help my headache besides tylenol guyz

[Kitsa]

tylenol sucks. Take excedrin and chug really strong coffee, I guarantee it'll put you right.

[Dixie]

Midol extra strength will knock it out. Don't worry though you won't grow boobs and start listening to the Indigo Girls.

[bigtimecow]

i can't stand the smell and/or taste of coffee :o

i trust you carnivore

[Dixie]

Oh I forgot!
I tried Head-On and that crap actually works too!
I have the sinus headache Head-on though, it has been quite helpful in the warm polleny moldish season.

[bigtimecow]

srsly? because the commercials make me rage >:

i gots no money at the moment so i can't do any of these things :( i'm sure it doesn't exist, but is there like a concoction i can put together to cure a headache? or at least placebo me into believing it works?

[Tadao]

Whisky

[Dixie]

Totally serious, I only bought the crap because it was on sale for a dollar. Worth a try for that little.

Hmmmm, cheap headache remedies.....
http://www.health911.com/remedies/rem_head.htm

http://www.home-remedies-for-you.com/remedy/Headaches.html

Some of those seem reasonable.

[Guitar Woman]

HEAD ON

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE [ITEM]

[bigtimecow]

as silly as the lemon one sounds, i might try it :x

[Asila]

There's one for muscle cramps or something like that too, I wonder if that works

[bigtimecow]

i just made some tea with lemon! let's hope ;D

[bigtimecow]

I THINK ITS WORKING ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guitar Woman]

Placebo effect.

[bigtimecow]

either way, i'm happy :)

[Esuohlim]

I don't know but it would help a lot if they didn't muck stuff up by using terms like Cartesian System when they could simplify :(

Oh man stop talking or else I'm going to have to both make fun of you and NERD THIS PLACE UP at the same time.

[WhiteRat]

By all means, feel free to NERD THIS PLACE UP.

[Fathom Zero]

THERE IS NO DIGNITY IN DEATH TO SELL THE WORLD YOUR LAST BREATH
THEY'RE STILL FIGHTING OVER ALL EVERYTHING YOU'VE LEFT OVER

[Fathom Zero]

I SAW YOU STANDING AT THE GATE
WHEN MARLON BRANDO PASSED AWAY
YOU HAD THAT LOOK UPON YOUR FACE
ADVERTISING SPACE

[Fathom Zero]

I :love Robbie Williams.

[Esuohlim]

I :love Darren Stevens :eek

[Esuohlim]

http://www.gardenrant.com/my_weblog/images/2007/09/28/bewitched_p39353_150x200.jpg

[Esuohlim]

http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/thumb/6/69/Dick-York.jpg/270px-Dick-York.jpg

[Esuohlim]

http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/9936/dickyorkbt0.jpg

[Tadao]

:(

[Kitsa]

Hey, if you want to make fun of me, go for it.

[DevilWearsPrada]

evolution of dick york

[Tadao]

Hey, if you want to make fun of me, go for it.

Your bangs are ugly and your fingers are fat.

[Tadao]

I probably missed the boat on this one, but I liked this list despite the low ranking of the Otaku which sorta doesn't fit the description of what I do (Anime blogging), but all up it was a decent article. I've tried almost everything on the list apart from Ren Faire and Furry I think. I wrote one fan fiction story when I was a lad and to this day it gets a lot of hits because a) it wasn't too perverted and b) it was a rare pairing. Still, whenever I lol at fan fic writers I'm loling at myself and others slightly more obsessed than me.

As for the dude who said something about the geeks and nerds being put on the Autistic Spectrum by psychiatrists, I've already dug myself in a hole before about mentioning my condition and I don't want to dig my own grave again.


DAM YOU CAREBEAR FORUM!

[wobzire]

HOLY fuck Hangover!

[Fathom Zero]

FRESH FISH

[wobzire]

:x

[Fathom Zero]

Hey wobzire

[wobzire]

heya

[Fathom Zero]

Want some http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/830/butterfingerbbthumbfn5.jpg

[wobzire]

Holy Shit! yes

[Fathom Zero]

too bad you're a criminal. http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/7571/police04junejd2.gif

[Pub Lover]

So I had a dream that Willie & Jixby were staying at my house and it was really awkward.

Then they mowed my lawn, and I thanked them but when I looked at how they had done they hadn't raked the grass at all and I had to do it at twilight so I didn't get a fine from the council, but it was really close to curfew and I was worried I'd get a fine from that as well, and I regretted letting them being there a little.

When I went inside they were watching tv, and I tried to join in, but I was doing it really badly so I went to bed.

Except my Dad was in my room interviewing Richard Dunn, so I quietly went and asked Willie if he wanted to meet Dunn, but Willie said he was too scared and asked if he could wash my dishes instead, but I said no because Jixby might've wanted to join in on that as well.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.theautochannel.com/news/2008/05/12/086653.1-lg.jpg

The guy on the right is enjoying it much more than the dude on the left. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I rarely have sex dreams, but when I wake up from them I'm either extremely depressed or extremely angry

Mostly because they're never about random people and always about the people I want to fuck in real life
Even your subconscious thinks you're a big old coward.:lol
I've been the same bitter, sarcastic person since the eighth grade and I don't think I'm going to change any time soon.

KISS ME, DYLAN! :love

[Guitar Woman]

I love how the other guy is looking at him like COME ON MAN WE'RE MALL COPS THIS IS SERIOUS BUISNESS

[wobzire]

That does look like a pretty nice mall though.

[Pub Lover]

I like that they work for the same company, are the same rank, but the black dude wears the janitor overall colour of uniform.

Of course, if he wore the black, he'd be invisible & invisible black dudes loot stores, and the dicotomy of being a mall cop looting stores would fry his brain. :eek

[Kitsa]

Your bangs are ugly and your fingers are fat.


Are they? I'll be damned.

[Pub Lover]

Was the one you asked me to provide not good enough? :tear

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/august/robbyworkshardforthemoney.jpg

[wobzire]

Thats bang on.

[Kitsa]

No, I also have a big nose and frizzy red hair. I don't like the way my voice sounds. You have plenty to work with.

[Pub Lover]

...but those are all things I... don't like in... myself! :eek


:(

[Kitsa]

you have frizzy red hair too?

[Pub Lover]

If left unchecked, yes. :(

[Kitsa]

Wow, sucks to be us.

[Tadao]

and then their eyes met.

[Kitsa]

I don't think so, Tadao. I lack the necessary equipment, and besides, he hates me.

[Tadao]

That's how they flirt over there, everything is backwards.

[Tadao]

brakpage:

[Pub Lover]

Am I the only person here that isn't a disgusting slob

If you were one of us then you would, at least, have a reason for being a coward.

[WhiteRat]

Please define "disgusting slob".

[Tadao]

I'm like Radar from M*A*S*H!

http://bloggingexperiment.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/mash-radar.jpg'
"Yay!"

More like
http://www.bestcareanywhere.net/klinger2.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Please define "disgusting slob".

Refer to PYPH thread page 474 for examples

[liquidstatik]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/777/me3ej3.jpg

PRETEND TO BE SURPRISED BY THE CAMERA

..

[liquidstatik]

NICE PIMPLE MR. IMSOCLEANANDHAVEGOODHYGIENE

[Esuohlim]

DID I HIT A NERVE MR. TATOM?

[liquidstatik]

sorry buddy i had a rough day :(

[Tadao]

Tell me about it while I touch myself.

[bigtimecow]

that shit is gross. my ears are full of wax. jeanette's wax removal videos were so relieving to watch :lol

[Pub Lover]

last night I had a sex dream that this asian girl had 3 arms (her third arm came out of her belly), and she kept trying to jerk me off while having sex.

I think this may mean i'm a homo

I have dreams where I stick my dick in a dude's butthole, and then he does it to me. :blah

[Kitsa]

Dammit, liquid, change your avatar back to that toddler so I won't think you're elpila anymore :(

[HickMan]

I'LL SLICE YOUR FUCKING THROAT TADAO

[HickMan]

:jk

[Tadao]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/august/banneddanny.jpg

I'm gonna miss you, Danny. :(

You know, when you're banned and stuff. :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

You want the original picture? ;)

[liquidstatik]

+ they're not naked int his one >:

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/august/shawn-johnson.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/august/thisisthesportforumright.jpg

[Pub Lover]

USA! USA! USA!

[Pub Lover]

I'm gonna miss you, Danny. :(

You know, when I'm banned and stuff.

:x

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[liquidstatik]

D:

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/fc-gay-olympics.gif

[Guitar Woman]

>:

[Kitsa]

Seriously, an unfunnier comic was there never.

[Tadao]

Sexy me

[Esuohlim]

;) ;)

[bigtimecow]

is this the new trend now? HUH? AM I GOING TO HAVE TO PUT TADAO AS MY AVATAR >:

[MattJack]

what if you have yourself with a fu*kn sweet stache??

is that a cool trend yet?

[MattJack]

BECAUSE IT SHOULD BE >:

(WILLIE IS EXEMPT BECAUSE HE'S BEARDCORE)

[Pub Lover]

My 'tache only ever looked stupid. :(


I'd have you as my avatar, Adam. But you gotta pull a frowny face. ;)

[Pub Lover]

Danny & Freddy swapping faces made me have to pause in thinking who is saying what, but Tadao with Tom's face is fucking me over everytime.

"WHY IS MILHOUSE-BACKWARDS BEING SO SLEAZY TONIGHT? OH SHIT IT'S TADAO, NEVERMIND"

[Tadao]

I know, it's messing with me too.

[WhiteRat]

So I decide to take a short nap at 6:30 earlier tonight only to wake up at 2:30am! I completely wasted my friday night and now I can't go back to sleep.

[JakeOfAllTrades]

Hey guys, remember me?

[executioneer]

what if you have yourself with a fu*kn sweet stache??

is that a cool trend yet?

BECAUSE IT SHOULD BE >:

(WILLIE IS EXEMPT BECAUSE HE'S BEARDCORE)

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/williecop.jpg :cought

[Fathom Zero]

Maaaaan. Blackalicious. Rolllllllllllllllllllllll.

[Kitsa]

With all of this support and encouragement, it's a wonder more people don't post their pictures.

[Fathom Zero]

I had my first day back from summer at school yesterday and I decided who I'm to kill by third hour.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm a five year vet of the summer school program. I'd rally try really hard for two months than for a whole school year.

[liquidstatik]

my childhood ended 8 years ago

w/e :rolleyes

[Tadao]

He seems like he's been grown up for 8 years

[Kitsa]

Two photos I took at the fair today:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/apimpadogaplan.jpg

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/SEETHESTRANGETHING.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Everyone in America is fat! :eek

Or was that a fair for fat Americans, and I'm drawing unfair conclusions?
With all of this support and encouragement, it's a wonder more people don't post their pictures.

Are you being sarcastic? Because even if you are, what you just said makes little sense. :confused:

Hey guys, remember me?

No! Please leave again! >:

[Pub Lover]

Oh man, BTC is being mean today. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[MetalMilitia]

So... what was the strangest thing you ever saw in that stall, Kitsa?

[Pub Lover]

It was a picture of me! :tear

I usually make a point to never read any comments on any blog or youtube video. I'd go on a "poor comment" spree for every comment with "XD" or other misc. japanese smilies.

^_^

[Kitsa]

Many of the Americans you see at fairs are fat. This may or may not be related to the fact that deep-fried Twinkies and Snickers Bars can be had there. I wanted to take a photo of one truly remarkable specimen whose ass extended a full foot and a half or so beyond the small of her back, but I chickened out.

And as for the rest of it, if I don't make sense that's better fodder for you, isn't it? Thank me later.

[Kitsa]

So... what was the strangest thing you ever saw in that stall, Kitsa?

Dunno, I'd already seen so many strange things for free by that point that I wasn't interested in giving them my dollar.

I can speculate. It's probably something stupid like a mirror.

They have a website: http://www.thestrangething.net/

[Pub Lover]

And as for the rest of it, if I don't make sense that's better fodder for you, isn't it? Thank me later.

Fodder is for farmyard animals, I just need someone to say penis and I giggle. :rolleyes

Like White Rat just did in Sports. :lol

Deanna Favre would be hot with a dick. :yum

[Kitsa]

Oh and also I tried this stuff because it looked all badass but it was pretty unremarkable, which is generally The Lesson of the Fair.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/icecream.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Beyond Alcohol, I can't think of anything in those colours that I would eat or drink. :x


ABBA - Gold
The Cranberries - Wake up and smell the coffee
Green Day - Dookie
Blues Traveler - four
Bjork - Homogenic
The Cranberries - no need to argue
NIN - pretty hate machine
No Doubt - Tragic Kingdom
Cassius - 1999
Felix Da Housecat - Virgo Blaktro & The Movie Disco

You're like my mom. Eew.

It's not surprising. She is ten years older than you, just like your mom.

Of course, Miss M. has yet to give herself over to the lust of Jake Busey.

[Kitsa]

It was like really cheap sherbet.

[Pub Lover]

I was confused again, until Wikipaedia assured me we use the word for different things.
my fridge rarely contains more alcohol than food. :/
I have a whole other fridge for alcohol, and yes, it is usually better stocked than the one for food. :(

[MetalMilitia]

What's your favourite drink, Pub Lover? Australians (and by association New Zealanders) drink beer I think.

[Pub Lover]

I'm currently drinking a lot of Indian Pale Ales, when I have the time to enjoy it I like a dark or a bitter. I have never drunk a good Australian beer. Last year I was in the UK a lot, and I got really into Whisky, but I'll drink drain cleaner. That is what WKD is right?
Also add Smallville, coz it went severely off-tangent and basically doesn't relate to the comics at all. Pete Ross is black! Kids with weird powers from Kryptonite meteors! Brainiac is some kid! We only vaguely know anything about Superman! Eesh.

What the hell? James Marsters is frikking 50! :fanboyrage

[Chojin]

I had a dream last night that I drank a Sam Adams and it was DELICIOUS and one can DESTROYED me.

I've never had a Sam Adams, but when I drink beer I generally drink Coors Light or draft Red Hook.

[MetalMilitia]

Coors Light? Don't forget to pick up some tampons for your vagina while you're at the store Chojin.

[MetalMilitia]

I shouldn't criticize though. I haven't drunken any ale in weeks. These days I often end up with Fosters (the type with the widget to make the bubbles smaller) or Corona. :(

[Tadao]

I'm all for dropping some pounds myself, but I wouldn't punish myself for being tubby by drinking Coors Light.

[MattJack]

I like Blue Moon, Rolling Rock, and Shiner.

I use to drink tha Kang (RIP ;_; )when it came to cheap beer, but they got bought out by them damn euros. So being the red blooded 'merican I am, I won't drink it anymore


PS. I have been reading the mock wars (2005 & 2007) all evening and boy it brought me some laughs

[Guitar Woman]

My dad drinks Labatt Blue and it's pretty good as far as beer goes!

[WhiteRat]

I don't understand what the big deal is about Blue Moon. Everyone I know here always drinks that shit. I just can't handle more than 1 or 2 glasses before I want to dump the pitcher over someone's head.

[WhiteRat]

My dad drinks Labatt Blue and it's pretty good as far as beer goes!

Did he let you have a big boy sip?

[MattJack]

Idk, i just like it. I like rolling rock over it. Blue Moon does seems trendy tho :\

I don't like lager, cause imma fruit

[WhiteRat]

Lately I've been drinking a lot of Sam Adams Boston Lager as well as Rolling Rock, which is odd because I don't think i've ever bought Rolling Rock before last month.

[MattJack]

my best friend's older sister turned me on to Rolling Rock when I was 18 :x

There are like 345 kinds of Sam Adams, and I've only had the 'original.' I didn't care much for it, but I needa try some of there other stuff

[MetalMilitia]

Are any European beers popular in America?

[Pub Lover]

Are any American beers popular in Europe? :blah