I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[liquidstatik]

Im downloading AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE episodes 1-40 right now. :(

It'll be done by like tomorrow night or so. :(

Its 3.49 GB :(

[Esuohlim]

MAYBE :(

UPDATE YOUR SITE. I'VE BEEN UPDATING MINE AND SHIT. :(

[Esuohlim]

3.49 GB :eek

That would take me until December.

2008 :(

[liquidstatik]

I got rid of mine because my parents found it and grounded me. They made me delete it and stuff. :(

I'm making a new one though.. will be up soon, hopefully. I'm going to actually buy caeks.com this time.. since im fixing to get a job. :(


OH AND DO YOU REALLY HAVE AIM OR DO YOU JUST MAKE IT UP? >:

[liquidstatik]

3.49 GB :eek

That would take me until December.

2008 :(

:lol It says it'll take me 4 days.. but my internet is slow right now. So hopefully it will be done by tommorrow night. Might take a couple days. :/

[ItalianStereotype]

HEY LIQUID, WE'RE GAY TOGETHER NOW :o

[GADZOOKS]

I asked for a title and then rog said "SHOURE" and he hands me a hammer.

and I said "what's this for"

"Well you gotta get that PHAT CASH out of your piggy bank somehow"

[liquidstatik]

HEY LIQUID, WE'RE GAY TOGETHER NOW :o

NOW YOU GOT TO STAY HERE AND HAVE FUN WITH US :D

[Esuohlim]

You got grounded for your site? There's nothing on it. :(

caeks.com is taken :(

Yes I do have AIM but my computer is all crappy and it doesn't work. I've tried downloading it and re-downloading it but it just doesn't run. :(

I'm full of frowns today :(

[liquidstatik]

caeks.net then :(

yeh.. the forums were full of YOU PEOPLE >:

we're a christian family so they got mad when they read the forums


Have you tried using AIM EXPRESS? :/

[GADZOOKS]

can't you talk to aim people on AOL.

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[GADZOOKS]

I can, i talk to my brother, hes on AOL.

[liquidstatik]

I always thought you were a Milhouse character. :(

[GADZOOKS]

AWKWARD :(

[Esuohlim]

HE IS MY CHARACTER I JUST LOG IN AND OUT REALLY FAST :(

[Esuohlim]

ALSO WE POST AT THE SAME TIME ONCE IN A WHILE BECAUSE I CAN GO BACK IN TIME :eek

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[liquidstatik]

i have to go in a few minutes. :(

my parents are making me get off at 12 every night.. they say i stay on the computer too much. :(

[ItalianStereotype]

haha, you poon.

[liquidstatik]

I LOVE YOU MAN BUT SOMETIMES YOU HURT ME


YA KNOW :(

[Esuohlim]

GUYS I NEVER TOLD ANYONE THIS BEFORE, BUT MY WESBITE FRONT PAGE LAYOUT IS A RIPOFF OF JIXBY'S OLD OLD OLD PAGE. :( :(

I MADE IT AS A HOMAGE TO JIXBY BECAUSE HE TOOK DOWN HIS SITE AND IT WAS HIS SITE THAT INSPIRED ME MAKE ONE IN THE FIRST PLACE. :( :( :(

ALSO THE RAINBOW COLORS ARE EYE-CATCHING AND IT MAKES PEOPLE STAY. ALSO, IT MAKES IT LOOK FAMILY-ORIENTED SO MORE PEOPLE WILL COME. :( :(

ALTHOUGH IT KIND OF KILLS THE POINT WHEN THERE'S A GIANT PICTURE OF AL GORE FLIPPING YOU OFF :(

[liquidstatik]

LOL THANKS FOR THE STORY :(

[GADZOOKS]

I want a website, i want it to be all blue and wacky.

[liquidstatik]

ARE YOU REALLY MILHOUSE? :(

[GADZOOKS]

That's what america need, Blue and Wacky.

[liquidstatik]

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[liquidstatik]

Anyway.. im going to bed guys. :)

GOODNIGHT CHAINSAW
GOODNIGHT MILHOUSE
GOODNIGHT GADZOOKS UNLESS YER MILHOUSE THEN W/E

[GADZOOKS]

UH OH

[Esuohlim]

IF YOU ARE ME, GADZOOKS, WILL YOU UPDATE THE DOUG FUNNIE PORTION OF MY WEBSITE FOR ME?

[GADZOOKS]

No, becuase I'm a lazy procrastinator like yourself.

Make it Doug Gets Cancer, and he loses his 8 hairs in kemothreapy.

[Esuohlim]

Wtf Gadzooks, why are you getting hilarious ideas? They're supposed to be mine. :(

[GADZOOKS]

You peddle the funny, ****** >:

[GADZOOKS]

[center:fe62c998dc]http://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gifAIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A HOLY GHOST PARTY CAUSE A HOLY GHOST PARTY DON'T STOP http://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gif

http://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gifNOhttp://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gif

http://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gifA HOLY GHOST PARTY DON'T STOP!http://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gif[/center:fe62c998dc]

[Sajuuk]

FAGVATAR >:

[liquidstatik]

I JUST GOT BACK ON MY COMPUTER

I WAS CHECKING HOW MUCH OF AQHF WAS DONE

IM DONE NOW


:(

[Esuohlim]

GADZOOKS, FOR THE LAST FOUR DAYS YOU HAVE BEEN HERE EVERY TIME I'M HERE. >:

[GADZOOKS]

It's been a slow week.

[Jixby Phillips]

I first saw milhouses website when i found where the submissions for worst of the web go and i read it and was like wtf this looks like my website! and then he submitted his website to the JIXBY PHILLIPS WEB SOCIETY and I thought there was some funny stuff but there was too much that was ripped off other sites but barry liked it so she put it on his site and for the record if i had a web community today i would let him be on it!!!!!

[Matt Harty]

GADZOOKS, FOR THE LAST FOUR DAYS YOU HAVE BEEN HERE EVERY TIME I'M HERE. >:

PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT

[Matt Harty]

I remember when he used to only post once in awhile to piss off Esuohlim, now since his main username is banned it's all he talks under, and it's the most annoying character i've ever seen.

[Matt Harty]

my god i wish you could punch people over the internet

[Matt Harty]

im throwing shit all over the place im so pissed

[Matt Harty]

fu**ing bi**h

[Matt Harty]

i hate his guts

[Matt Harty]

i just punched a hole in the wall

[Matt Harty]

http://img4.paintedover.com/uploads/4/fidel.gif

where is he

[Matt Harty]

http://img4.paintedover.com/uploads/4/angel.gif

[Matt Harty]

http://img4.paintedover.com/uploads/4/hitlerdance.gif

[GADZOOKS]

My main account wasn not banned. Fraiser was cancelled.

:boohoo

[Matt Harty]

MAN OF THE HOUR.

Why would you be banned?

[Matt Harty]

WELL? :lol

[liquidstatik]

I PUT THAT PICTURE IN MY SIG :(

[GADZOOKS]

Anyone ever see mask, starring cher.

NOT THE JIM CARREY MOVIE, it's about this kid named rocky


Search Roy Dennis on findagrave.com, and youllsee what I am getting at.

[Matt Harty]

I don't think anybody ever really knows what you're getting at.

[Matt Harty]

DO YOU? :lol

[GADZOOKS]

Rocky can't lay down cause his disfigured head will smother him if he does. :lol

And it DID :lol

[Sajuuk]

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[GADZOOKS]

OH I DON'T AGREE WITH THAT.

You'll have to shutup now, Sajuuk.

[Matt Harty]

GADZOOKEZ I OFFER YOU A TRUCE

[Matt Harty]

THE STICKIEST OF THE ICKY

[Matt Harty]

YOU WANNA SMOKE WITH THE OLD BOY MATT HARTY?

[Esuohlim]

I first saw milhouses website when i found where the submissions for worst of the web go and i read it and was like wtf this looks like my website! and then he submitted his website to the JIXBY PHILLIPS WEB SOCIETY and I thought there was some funny stuff but there was too much that was ripped off other sites but barry liked it so she put it on his site and for the record if i had a web community today i would let him be on it!!!!!

omg do you really mean it? :(

Like I said I feel ashamed now, but when I first made me new site I wanted my layout to be an homage to the website that inspired me to make websites too in the first place and now I feel all bad. :( :(

[Sajuuk]

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[Pub Lover]

PUB, CAN YOU POSSIBLY RAISE YOUR POST COUNT ABOVE MINE IN A MATTER OF DAYS? I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE THE BIGGEST FAGGOT HERE, YOU KNOW?

It would take three days of constant posting, & that's forgetting work & sleep, but I'll give it a go once I get back from going to the city today. :)

[Matt Harty]

Looks like it's happy fun time.

[Matt Harty]

asvvsdgsegsfjfshk

[Matt Harty]

4000 is on the horizon

[Matt Harty]

Speaking of horizons....

[Matt Harty]

http://www.math.toronto.edu/jjchew/images/wallpaper/sun-on-horizon.jpg

[Matt Harty]

http://www.city.yokohama.jp/me/tokei/site/dcond/toshin/mm21/image/horizon.jpg

[Matt Harty]

http://www.new-york-cruises.com/new-york-city-cruises-celebrity-horizon-bermuda.jpg

[Matt Harty]

http://www.baragacountytourism.com/Links_files/horizon%20sunset.jpg

[Matt Harty]

http://camsup.free.fr/asiecentrale/scanasiecentrale/02-caspienne-grand/horizon.jpg

[Matt Harty]

http://www.sethi.org/images/personalpics/mypics/catalinaPics/horizon-from-top.jpg

[Matt Harty]

http://www.math.nus.edu.sg/~matwml/photos/Bali_1.2002/horizon.jpg

[Matt Harty]

http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~Sbmcleod/Pics/Rp1-horizon.jpg

[Matt Harty]

arent horizons great

http://www.artplace.com.au/images/Hill/HoldingontoPassingClouds/Horizon.jpg

[Matt Harty]

http://latis.ex.ac.uk/cfarchive/horizon.jpg

aaaah

[Matt Harty]

http://u-blog.net/ataraxie/img/horizon.jpg

[Matt Harty]

http://www.cuttingedge.org/books/storm-clouds-on-horizon.jpg

[Matt Harty]

http://www.deathvalleyhostel.com/images/horizon.jpg

[Matt Harty]

http://www.fast.paisley.ac.uk/miahgarcia/images/barcelona/horizon.jpg

[Matt Harty]

http://www.theshroyers.com/cancun/day5/horizon.jpg

[Matt Harty]

http://www.horizon-house.com/horizon-4.jpg

[Matt Harty]

http://www.nickbarlow.com/pics/america/california/oceanbeach/red%20horizon.JPG

[Matt Harty]

http://www.elmhurstbicycling.org/photopages/photos/horizon.jpg

[Matt Harty]

http://www.k2news.com/images026/Zdenek%20%20on%20SW%20face%20of%20Kangche,%20Jannu %20on%20the%20horizon.jpg

[Matt Harty]

http://www.kanfer.com/prairiescapes7/images/081NL%20Beyond%20the%20Horizon.jpg

[Matt Harty]

http://www.provence-houses.com/photos/6_horizon.jpg

[Matt Harty]

http://users.pandora.be/howdie/TN_0142%20-%20Event%20horizon.JPG

[Matt Harty]

http://seacruisechat.com/horizon/horizon4.jpg

[Pub Lover]

You post so slowly. :(

[Pub Lover]

Really.

[Pub Lover]

But I guess you're trying to be interesting rather than just getting a stupid post count off of crap. :(

[Matt Harty]

im busy >:

[Pub Lover]

Busy? What is more important than your postcount?

[Matt Harty]

sir you'll have to schedule an appointment

[Pub Lover]

I'm not a 'sir'. :(

[Pub Lover]

I'm a 'little shit', & I will be for a long time to come. :(

[Matt Harty]

maam

[Matt Harty]

:(

[Pub Lover]

I was at the supermarket on Monday, & I had six sacks of coal in my trundler, & it was really hard for tiny little me to push. & there was this little kid said to his mum: "look at that man, he has lots of things in his trundler." & I was all OMG, I'm not a kid anymore. :tear

[Matt Harty]

wtf is a trundler :(

[Pub Lover]

I was going to put that story in my blog, but I forgot, & now I never will, & I will forget it, as I will never read this thread again. :(

[Matt Harty]

:(

[Pub Lover]

It's like a supermarket trolley, but the back to wheels don't spin round. It's a stupid kiwi phraise. :(

[Matt Harty]

kiwi :(

[Pub Lover]

It's like a supermarket trolley, but the back two wheels don't spin round. It's a stupid kiwi phrase. :(
Spelling. >:

[Matt Harty]

ITS OK

[Pub Lover]

New Zealenders are called "Kiwi's", or 'wankers' depending on how polite you are.

[Matt Harty]

lol kiwi

[Pub Lover]

For Kiwi birds, only found on our islands, & Chinese Gooseberries are now known as Kiwi's too. :(

[Matt Harty]

where the fuck are you the galapagos

[Pub Lover]

I'd like the title 'Kiwi Fruit'. :(

[Matt Harty]

thats it your banned

[Pub Lover]

New Zealand is a series of islands in the south Pacific, about 10,000 miles away from the East Coast of Austalia.

We have a population of four million people.

[Matt Harty]

thats close to 0

[Pub Lover]

I'm always getting banned. :(

[Matt Harty]

http://paintedover.com/uploads/4/batlol.gif

HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US

[Pub Lover]

There are only 50,000 people on the island I live on. :(

[Matt Harty]

lol do you have a BOAT

[Pub Lover]

Dance Batman, Dance! >:

[Matt Harty]

BOAT?!

[Pub Lover]

No boat, it takes me an hour to drive to the Ocean, or four hours to drive to the Tasmin Sea, on the other side of the island. :(

[Matt Harty]

you drive in the ocean omg

[Pub Lover]

It takes an hour to drive to the ski fields in the mountains, & an hour to drive to the city, & it would take me three days just to reach an international airport. :(

[Matt Harty]

buy a helicopter

[Pub Lover]

...drive to the Ocean...
Not in the Ocean. :(

[Matt Harty]

omg you drive in the ocean?!

[Pub Lover]

Helicopters are expensive, & it wouldn't fit in my garage. :(

[Matt Harty]

IN THE OCEAN?

[Pub Lover]

Yes, we drive in the ocean. We have a special range of amphibiopius town cars. :eek

Serious. >:

[Pub Lover]

OH NO, MATT HAS GONE AWAY! >:

I will show my disapproval with a storm of angry faces. :(

[Pub Lover]

*ANGRY FASCE*

[Pub Lover]

Hahaha, no I wasn't serious with that. :lol

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That's better. :)

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[Sajuuk]

I just killed a deformed fly. :(

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Hello Sajuuk. :)

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[Sajuuk]

Those last twenty minutes seemed like twenty seconds. :relativity :(

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[Pub Lover]

That's one hundred posts today. :o

[Pub Lover]

I need a break, so I'm going off to read the other forums.

I HAVE PINS AND NEEDLES IN MY MOUSE HAND. :x

[Sajuuk]

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[Big McLargehuge]

Hey guys can we talk about drugs in this thread?

[Pub Lover]

What kinds of drugs?

[Pub Lover]

Magic drugs? :eek

[Pub Lover]

:hypno

[Pub Lover]

:hypno

[Big McLargehuge]

no

[Sajuuk]

Drugs alter relativity, that's illegal. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

Just regular drugs :(

[Big McLargehuge]

I am going to go out to my car and look and see if i have any drugs left in my pipe :(

[Pub Lover]

Drugs make you stupid. :(

[Pub Lover]

:blah

[Big McLargehuge]

There are drugs left in my pipe :eek

[Pub Lover]

:blah

[Sajuuk]

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[Pub Lover]

Drugs make you hate America. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

ima go look for a lighter then smoke my drugs

[Pub Lover]

Lighter drugs still hurt if dropped on your foot. :(

[Pub Lover]

:conspiracy

[Pub Lover]

:conspiracy

[Pub Lover]

:conspiracy

[Pub Lover]

Who remembers the white plastic pig? :whitepig

[Big McLargehuge]

HEY GUESS WHAT I AM BACK :eek

[Pub Lover]

Now, that is a conspiracy. :conspiracy

[Pub Lover]

I meant the white plastic pig. :whitepig

[Sajuuk]

:bacos

[Big McLargehuge]

ima go see if i can scrape some drugs out of my pipe :eek

[Pub Lover]

I don't get the joke behind the Bacos emoticon. :(

[Pub Lover]

Drugs are bad. :eek

[Pub Lover]

BiggieMclargeguy (08:30:48): dont tell my mom i smoked drugs in my back yard :0
Lemmysomemoney (08:31:08): uh oh
BiggieMclargeguy (08:31:38): BRB

[Pub Lover]

OH NO BIGGIE! I TOLD YOUR MOM! :eek

[Pub Lover]

POSTING!

[Pub Lover]

POSTING!

[Pub Lover]

I LIKE POSTING!

[Sajuuk]

ME TOO :D

[Pub Lover]

I LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LIKE POSTING!

[Pub Lover]

the posting song.