View Full Version : I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)
Rongi
Feb 8th, 2007, 05:33 PM
whatever, eventually you'll wander off into obscurity for a couple months.
Seven Force
Feb 8th, 2007, 05:36 PM
I'm sorry but all this is fucking hilarious. :(
Lenor
Feb 8th, 2007, 05:40 PM
Sorry rong, your going to have to deal with it until after the mockwars end this time.
No rest for the wicked
Rongi
Feb 8th, 2007, 05:41 PM
i'm sure your attention span wont let you last that long
Pub Lover
Feb 8th, 2007, 05:57 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/PubicPubLover/5e_037MultiPass.jpg
Someone tell Rog to change his avatar, because I want to use this one.
Except I want it flashing 'mul-ti-pas' like my current one, & I'm not going to spend two hours doing that if I'm just going to look all asskissy. :(
Lenor
Feb 8th, 2007, 06:16 PM
Rong, Usually that would be correct. Except I made a few promises, and got super powers.
Mockery
Feb 8th, 2007, 06:47 PM
No Pub, I'm not changing my avatar.
I'm on your internet. Reading your thread.
Pub Lover
Feb 8th, 2007, 06:50 PM
:eek
..
Emu
Feb 8th, 2007, 07:15 PM
THAT'S the movie I wanted to buy. Shit.
Noodles
Feb 8th, 2007, 07:24 PM
Im wearing these slippers that make whater or whoever I touch get shocked...it hurts.
kahljorn
Feb 8th, 2007, 07:31 PM
you should sell your slippers on ebay.
or to the alternative energy industry.
bigtimecow
Feb 8th, 2007, 07:34 PM
lol mockery
executioneer
Feb 8th, 2007, 08:00 PM
hay folks how's this thread doing
Guitar Woman
Feb 8th, 2007, 08:01 PM
Willie I am going to photoshop your head onto bobby hill's body as per your request ok
Womti
Feb 8th, 2007, 08:41 PM
what sucks dicks for cocaine and that's why he's on my ignore list
i dont want that powder/goo mixture on my monitor
shut the hell up. sucking dick and cocaine are two completely different things >:
Fathom Zero
Feb 8th, 2007, 08:46 PM
You don't have an addiction to the latter?
Womti
Feb 8th, 2007, 08:48 PM
yeah, you're a fucking tool
Fathom Zero
Feb 8th, 2007, 08:51 PM
I try.
http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/4949/wrenchcw6.gif
Goat Cheese
Feb 8th, 2007, 08:54 PM
Oh fathom you never cease to make me laugh.
Fathom Zero
Feb 8th, 2007, 08:57 PM
I'll try to take that as a compliment.
Goat Cheese
Feb 8th, 2007, 09:00 PM
Thanks alot now Lenor is going to think I'm a kiss-up!
Lenor
Feb 8th, 2007, 10:10 PM
My severly apathetic self, really could care less what you do.
but you could stop copying me.
Grislygus
Feb 8th, 2007, 10:36 PM
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
That being said, you should stop copying her.
Guitar Woman
Feb 9th, 2007, 02:44 AM
The PC port of RE4 is being released without lighting, shaders, or bump mapping. What the hell.
Sethomas
Feb 9th, 2007, 03:50 AM
Isn't the whole "could care less" phrase one of Protoclown's pet-peeves? Because it's supposed to be "couldn't care less", lest it not make any sense at all?
Zomboid
Feb 9th, 2007, 08:27 AM
THANK YOU. That's something that annoys the fuck out of me and it amazes me how many people do it on a regular basis.
MetalMilitia
Feb 9th, 2007, 08:31 AM
I always thought "Could care less" was the American version. I've only ever seen it used by yanks.
I guess it's like saying "Give a fuck :rolleyes".
Esuohlim
Feb 9th, 2007, 08:48 AM
No. "Could care less" falls into the same realm as "for all intensive purposes" and both are generally said by ignorant douchebags that shouldn't be talking in the first place.
Grislygus
Feb 9th, 2007, 10:15 AM
It originated as "Like I could care less", but people are lazy.
Goat Cheese
Feb 9th, 2007, 01:15 PM
well thanks Grisly I 'm going to take that nugget of info and tell the world.
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 01:35 PM
I just sold GTA 3 for cigarette money ;<
noob3
Feb 9th, 2007, 02:17 PM
i am smoking resin in celebration of passing my first basic math exam
on my 4th try
hurray
noob3
Feb 9th, 2007, 02:19 PM
also, whoever invented the order of operations can suck my cock
MarioRPG
Feb 9th, 2007, 02:22 PM
Bedmas!
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 02:35 PM
lol nooob3, i'm making hash today or tomorrow ;o
noob3
Feb 9th, 2007, 02:38 PM
more like smoook3 GOTTA GET HIGH GUYS :lol
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 02:41 PM
smoke one for me :x
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 02:41 PM
smoke 5 for me :O
noob3
Feb 9th, 2007, 02:56 PM
i wish i could smoke 1
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 03:22 PM
i watched beerfest last night :x
it was aalright, i hope they really do make potfest ;o
Pub Lover
Feb 9th, 2007, 03:27 PM
Guys, I don't like pot. :(
kahljorn
Feb 9th, 2007, 03:29 PM
probably because they have shitty pot where you live :O
Pub Lover
Feb 9th, 2007, 03:38 PM
Yeah, that would be it. :rolleyes
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 03:39 PM
what OTHER reasons would you have for not liking it :rolleyes
Fathom Zero
Feb 9th, 2007, 03:56 PM
It loosens his inhibitions.
Pub Lover
Feb 9th, 2007, 03:58 PM
what OTHER reasons would you have for not liking it :rolleyes
I hate that feeling that I've smoked to much, & then I flip out & then the whole thing is spoiled. ;(
Pub Lover
Feb 9th, 2007, 03:59 PM
It loosens his inhibitions.
Not so much. :sleep
kahljorn
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:08 PM
smoked too much?
what does that mean?
You do get bad pot :O "The whole thing is spoiled" GOOD weed lasts like an hour plus so unless you do flips for hours i dont see how you could spoil an entire high.
FUNNY TRUE STORY:
One time was smoking weed with one of my girlfriends friends and her boyfriend and then he walked into the other room and he suddenly started screaming, "help me HELP ME help ME" and when we went into the room he was chewing on his hat and he told his girlfriend to call an ambulance because of his heart or something.
Pub Lover
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:08 PM
All you should eat more bacon. It's great.
Willie should eat less bacon, but he can still eat a little bacon. ;(
Womti
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:11 PM
probably because they have shitty pot where you live :O
it's never the pot; always vdepends on the mood of whoever you're around. bad pot only gets you semi-high, but its still a good high
Pub Lover
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:15 PM
smoked too much?
what does that mean?
I get this really rough feeling in my lungs if I smoke too much. Smoke anything, even incense, so I think it's psychosomatic bullshit, but the problem is knowing it's all in my head doesn't help make it go away.
Yeah I get all panicky. I meant 'freak' out, not do cartwheels. I'm sorry but we seem not to be talking the same dialect.
I do know there are good, bad & mediocre everything. I haven't only tried the stuff once. I go in all "yeah it'll be great, I believe the hype!" Then later I'm not so believeing the hype.
kahljorn
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:16 PM
I'd rather be stoned around a bunch of angry people than sober.
I'd rather be stoned around a bunch of happy people than sober.
I might opt to not be stoned around talkative people because I talk even less when stoned than I do when sober :O
Pub Lover
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:17 PM
It's just an opinion guys, it doesn't make pot any less great for any of you. ;(
kahljorn
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:17 PM
I knew what you meant by flip i just tried to make it more exciting.
kahljorn
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:18 PM
pub we're trying to get to the ROOT of why you don't like pot we're just concerned about you.
Pub Lover
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:19 PM
Oh. I'm sorry, I've been speaking to Lenor.
it's never the pot; always depends on the mood of whoever you're around. bad pot only gets you semi-high, but its still a good high
I do like this idea that the reason point isn't very good for me is because I'm a horrible person. :)
kahljorn
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:19 PM
HE WAS CHEWING ON HIS FUCKING HAT WHY ISNT THERE MORE LAUGHTER?
Womti
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:21 PM
no pub I mean if you hasng around jerks who dont like you rthne your high probsably wont be vbery plaeseant :<
Pub Lover
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:21 PM
pub we're trying to get to the ROOT of why you don't like pot we're just concerned about you.
I really like good beer, whiskey & rum.
I'm not so good with the cheaper stuff.
Wine on the other hand I don't really care as it all tastes the same to me. ;(
Pub Lover
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:23 PM
no pub I mean if you hasng around jerks who dont like you rthne your high probsably wont be vbery plaeseant :<
Yeah, & I would only consistently be around people that hate me if I am a terrible person.
kahljorn
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:23 PM
i dont even drink anymore because i can drink a little and feel somewhat alright but if I drink alot then I just fall asleep :(
I think I like pills better than anything.
Pub Lover
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:26 PM
Time for this SERIOUS HOMO to ride his SERIOUS HOMO horse into the SERIOUS HOMO sunset.
See you guys in the SERIOUS HOMO future.
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:26 PM
kahljorn you need to lay off the drugs
but really, the best drug is cocaine ;<
Chojin
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:49 PM
No. "Could care less" falls into the same realm as "for all intensive purposes" and both are generally said by ignorant douchebags that shouldn't be talking in the first place.
That has been the gold standard from Time and Memorial. -VinceZeb
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:49 PM
mmmm cold coffee ;o
Esuohlim
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:50 PM
Pub come back I'm not a fan of pot either...
...
:(
Bye :tear
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:52 PM
i'm not sure if i'll be posting so much now that pubs gone ;<
Moobs
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:53 PM
Yeah some guy I know pretty well has just come out of a circle of depression due to taking weed like every school day. That's the first time I've ever seen someone get a negative effect of weed ;o
Another story my best friend took what he thought was a parecetemol...it was a pink euro
Lenor
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:53 PM
lets go smoke some pot.. o0o0o0o .. lets go smoke some pot
danny - its all about the scripts or liquor :rave
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:55 PM
the only negative of pot is that it's not free :x
Chojin
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:55 PM
i edited my post so you faggots could join in the jubilations
Moobs
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:58 PM
the only negative of pot is that it's not free :x
I steal ciggerettes off my dad, pot off my friends friends and food from woolworths, and I still don't have any money :<
Esuohlim
Feb 9th, 2007, 04:59 PM
Hey Seven Force they made the Something Awful front page absofuckinglutely shitty now
Mockery
Feb 9th, 2007, 05:16 PM
Hey Seven Force they made the Something Awful front page absofuckinglutely shitty now
Wow that really doesn't look right. You sure it's not a joke? Cuz yeah, I definitely prefer the old, more simple design than this one. This new design looks like a template that would come with an HTML editing program.
:x
Chojin
Feb 9th, 2007, 05:19 PM
Jesus, you're not kidding.
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 05:20 PM
i don't know what it used to look like, but it looks pretty organized i think ;o
Lenor
Feb 9th, 2007, 05:22 PM
VB possibly?
I miss pub already :/
Chojin
Feb 9th, 2007, 05:42 PM
it looks like dog shit, danny. It looks like they were bought by a rogue federation of the UGO that requires their affiliates rip off Office Depot's website.
zeldasbiggestfan
Feb 9th, 2007, 05:50 PM
Publover please god come back :tear
I think Im gonna go smoke some weed. BUT ALONE. NOT WITH YOU LENOR.
Seven Force
Feb 9th, 2007, 05:52 PM
God why would they do that
Seven Force
Feb 9th, 2007, 05:53 PM
Publover please god come back :tear
I think Im gonna go smoke some weed. BUT ALONE. NOT WITH YOU LENOR.
you always smoke weed alone you sad useless sack of zits, adipose tissue, and pubic hair
zeldasbiggestfan
Feb 9th, 2007, 05:54 PM
No I dont.
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 06:06 PM
zbf isn't cool enough to smoke weed
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 06:08 PM
it looks like dog shit, danny. It looks like they were bought by a rogue federation of the UGO that requires their affiliates rip off Office Depot's website.
lol, maybe so. like i said, i have no idea what it used to look like, i don't read humor sites. ;<
Mockery
Feb 9th, 2007, 06:09 PM
5000 REGISTERED MEMBERS (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=5011)
blackmoth_superrainbow (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=5011) was the new member who got #5000 :squigly
Grislygus
Feb 9th, 2007, 06:17 PM
Superrainbow, huh? Fantabulous.
noob3
Feb 9th, 2007, 06:59 PM
drugs are so lame from now on i am jsut drinking water
MarioRPG
Feb 9th, 2007, 07:03 PM
And smoking, and drinking....
noob3
Feb 9th, 2007, 07:08 PM
i am going to smoke some oxygen guys
kahljorn
Feb 9th, 2007, 07:16 PM
:lol it's going to explode in your face and catch your face on fire
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 07:16 PM
dont do it nooob think of your friends
kahljorn
Feb 9th, 2007, 07:23 PM
man now he's really going to do it ;(
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 07:25 PM
my 'friend' tried to take a shot of everclear while it was on fire
he set his face on fire ;<
kahljorn
Feb 9th, 2007, 07:46 PM
there's a video on youtube of someone doing something like that :O
I had a friend who tried to blow fire and he had a big beard and his face got burned pretty bad
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 07:55 PM
hahaha, people are dumb :x
kahljorn
Feb 9th, 2007, 08:00 PM
lol yea it was funny because afterwards he'd only talk to you with the right side of his face pointing at you.
FartinMowler
Feb 9th, 2007, 08:17 PM
I must have passed Beer # 5000 a while back :blah
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 08:17 PM
hah, i burned my stomach with a cigarette once if that counts ;o
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 08:18 PM
AM I A MAN YET
kahljorn
Feb 9th, 2007, 08:41 PM
You have to memorize the dance first. >:
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 08:44 PM
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REPSOND TO THAT SO SUP GUYS
kahljorn
Feb 9th, 2007, 08:45 PM
WHATEVA :rolleyes
IM HUNGRY DUDE WHAT ABOUT YOUDE?
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 08:47 PM
I'M HUNGRY TOO, AND MY DAD JUST PASSED OUT DRUNK AND I CAN'T FIND HIS DEBIT CARD :[
kahljorn
Feb 9th, 2007, 08:48 PM
What's in the kitchen YOUDE? If there's potatoes you should make french fries :O just soak the potatoes in water for ten minutes then fry them.
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 08:51 PM
lol we don't have potatoes, i think my sis just got home with some shit to cook :O
p.s. wtf is YOUDE i don't get it!
kahljorn
Feb 9th, 2007, 08:55 PM
You and dude put together, youde.
kahljorn
Feb 9th, 2007, 08:56 PM
It could also be YO DUDE put together.
Imagine the sincere encounters... "Yooouuude, how you been man"
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 09:19 PM
wudit do maaaayne
im eatin a hershey's cookie and cream :O
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 09:20 PM
kahjorn i have a question since you have all the answers
you know how when boys pee they have to shake their weeeiners to let out excess peepee?
do girls have to shake their whole bodys or what? :x
kahljorn
Feb 9th, 2007, 09:21 PM
no, they just wipe :O
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 09:26 PM
oooh yeah
i heard that if they wipe the wrong way they could get poop in their vag and it'll cause a disease ;<
kahljorn
Feb 9th, 2007, 09:30 PM
yea they gotta be really careful about that. Some of them go all the way when they are wiping their asses with their arms between their legs.
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 09:32 PM
haha you're an alright guy :D
Terra
Feb 9th, 2007, 10:16 PM
oh get a room you two 'lil cum twats ; )
Fathom Zero
Feb 9th, 2007, 10:21 PM
Hey, Terra.
MarioRPG
Feb 9th, 2007, 10:45 PM
Fathom, how goes what ever it is you do?
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 11:01 PM
you mean being a jerk
Fathom Zero
Feb 9th, 2007, 11:02 PM
You mean shut up, liquid.
Fathom Zero
Feb 9th, 2007, 11:03 PM
I'm downloading episodes of Dexter's Lab from youtube and converting them and putting them on my Xbox.
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 11:37 PM
:O
the only thing i watch on youtube is rap videos and girls dancing ;o
noob3
Feb 9th, 2007, 11:40 PM
my childhood friend died today of his cancer :/
Fathom Zero
Feb 9th, 2007, 11:44 PM
I feel bad cause I giggled.
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 11:47 PM
i lold cuz i thought it was a joke 'til i saw the :/ face now i know it was serious :[
noob3
Feb 9th, 2007, 11:54 PM
last night it was rumored he died and i was like "no man i saw him at waffle house he was looking healthy as hell" and then today i had like 4 people tell me he died and i've just been sad
alot of my friends & I grew up with him, and it wasn't until highschool that he found out he had bone marrow cancer. it's been about 2-3 years since then :(
Fathom Zero
Feb 9th, 2007, 11:59 PM
Shit, that's a bad way to go.
My condolences.
liquidstatik
Feb 10th, 2007, 12:02 AM
ill smoke one for ya, man ;<
noob3
Feb 10th, 2007, 12:06 AM
TO LIGHTEN THINGS UP, hilarious runescape quote
"dude i am about to load my bowel" "your bowel?" "im about to get high man" "with your bowel?" "ill be smoking the bowel" "lol"
liquidstatik
Feb 10th, 2007, 12:10 AM
ill smoke one for him, too :eek
kahljorn
Feb 10th, 2007, 12:29 AM
I smoked four for myself :O
liquidstatik
Feb 10th, 2007, 12:53 AM
woah man calm down
kahljorn
Feb 10th, 2007, 12:58 AM
I DO WHAT I WANT
kahljorn
Feb 10th, 2007, 12:59 AM
i also took a tranquilizer
liquidstatik
Feb 10th, 2007, 01:05 AM
PCP? :x
liquidstatik
Feb 10th, 2007, 01:06 AM
im gonna go smoke this then ride somewhere
peaceee :D
kahljorn
Feb 10th, 2007, 01:12 AM
I don't know someone gave it to me
liquidstatik
Feb 10th, 2007, 01:51 AM
woaaaah
noob3
Feb 10th, 2007, 01:54 AM
barf barf barf
noob3
Feb 10th, 2007, 01:58 AM
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r87/noobandjen/16.jpg
liquidstatik
Feb 10th, 2007, 02:02 AM
hahahahha
SKATERMONKEY
Feb 10th, 2007, 02:14 AM
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q6/skatermonkey_photos/Purrint198.jpg
liquidstatik
Feb 10th, 2007, 02:23 AM
I WILL NOT TAKE PART IN YOUR SCHINANIGANSS
executioneer
Feb 10th, 2007, 06:40 AM
guys where the heck is my bobby hill photoshop, i need it for the board meeting on monday chop chop
GADZOOKS
Feb 10th, 2007, 12:39 PM
Bohbby, Augh-ahhhhh
GADZOOKS
Feb 10th, 2007, 12:40 PM
That's from the episode where he catches Bobby using a Tampax.
Zomboid
Feb 10th, 2007, 01:17 PM
I used to be able to do a flawless imitation of his Augh-ahhhhh thing but have since lost that ability :(
Fathom Zero
Feb 10th, 2007, 01:44 PM
So... does anyone have the latest issue of J14 Magazine?
Jeff The Ninja
Feb 10th, 2007, 04:35 PM
Look at this
Jeff The Ninja
Feb 10th, 2007, 04:40 PM
I just ate a whole sandwich. All by myself.
GADZOOKS
Feb 10th, 2007, 04:52 PM
guys where the heck is my bobby hill photoshop, i need it for the board meeting on monday chop chop
Photoshop is for suckers and criminals so I did a mspaint mashup.
VERSION 1:
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3104/williehillei0.gif
VERSION 2: (With a little more Willie in it)
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/5691/williehillbeardcx5.gif
Zomboid
Feb 10th, 2007, 07:07 PM
That's actually pretty good.
nothing4buddha
Feb 10th, 2007, 07:10 PM
yah that's pretty hot right there
Chojin
Feb 10th, 2007, 07:12 PM
WHY HELLO
Chojin
Feb 10th, 2007, 08:10 PM
So I was listening to winamp and the SHUFFLA found one of my old songs and I didn't immediately skip through it and I was all 'fuck, i like this' :<
Complete Shot (Greek Fire Mix) (http://www.popnko.com/mp3/Pop'nKO%20-%20Complete%20Shot%20(Greek%20Fire%20Mix).mp3)
Helm is doing the guitar in this one and it's probably the best song I've got ;<
This is also like, circa 2004 or something.
Seven Force
Feb 10th, 2007, 08:35 PM
why is he so sad? :(
Goat Cheese
Feb 10th, 2007, 08:52 PM
NOT ENOUGH hot chicks around him
GADZOOKS
Feb 10th, 2007, 09:54 PM
goat cheese shutup, you are going to bump the thread and willie won't see my work.
I couldn't find a picture of Bobby Hill smiling except for one where he's ripping his shirt of which made me say "that boy ain't right"
noob3
Feb 10th, 2007, 10:21 PM
I heard bobby hill has no genitalia
Zomboid
Feb 10th, 2007, 10:27 PM
http://sidesalad.net/archives/FranksI1.jpg
I googled Bobby Hill, which is what I imagine you did. That picture is hilarious without any caption.
Fathom Zero
Feb 11th, 2007, 12:24 AM
How does one center images on a MySpace page?
http://www.myspace.com/thefathomzero
I want the Last.fm icon to be centered and I have no idea how to do it.
Chojin
Feb 11th, 2007, 03:44 AM
First, you have to set your profile to public
xbxDaniel
Feb 11th, 2007, 10:17 AM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/PobreFathom.jpg
:(
kahljorn
Feb 11th, 2007, 11:34 AM
last night some guy tried to .. i dont know what. I was buying an eighth of weed and we only got like 2.5 grams. SO I was like, you owe us a gram. So he tried to say something like, .7 ON THE GRAM WHEN YOU WEIGH IT ITS .7 ON THE GRAM SO YOU SH OULDVE ONLY GOT 2.1 GRAMS I G AVE YOU .4 FOR FREE.
Drug dealers make me so mad! So then they tried to make good on it by giving me 30 dollars, but they only owed me 14 so I gave ten back. I wish I wasn't such a nice business-like guy. I should've kept that damn money, especially considering how relatively crappy this weed is.
Also the way I convinced them i was right was through the power of mathematics. "It's a mathematical number. It's an eighth an ounce of weed. An ounce has 28 grams, 28/8=3.5" SHABAM
fucking .7.
Moobs
Feb 11th, 2007, 01:07 PM
you know kahljorn i've properly started to like you since your avatar change :O
And yeah i know what you mean about dealers, which is why i only buy off dealers who are also good friends
Emu
Feb 11th, 2007, 01:13 PM
What the hell happened to SomethingAwful? It looks like Lycos jacked off on it.
Seven Force
Feb 11th, 2007, 01:28 PM
The only good thing about it is it lets the general public see how retarded and weird some of their threads can be.
kahljorn
Feb 11th, 2007, 01:48 PM
I love this avatar :O
Yea, that's the thing, he was a good friend of a good friend. That's why we got our money back, probably, I'm sure if it was some random jerk we would've been screwed. He did say that he felt bad because he's been dealing drugs wrong for a long time.
I just don't get the big deal, they're getting 50 dollars for something that grows on little trees. We've been having so many troubles with drugs lately we're probably just going to save and get a Cannabis club card, but they are like 150 dollars a year.
Moobs
Feb 11th, 2007, 02:00 PM
Yeah, I've been having troubles as well. My entire city (it's the smallest city in the Uk or something but still ;o) has gone dry. My friends have to miiiles to pick up, and it's quite expensive. On the plus side it's 10 times better than anything i've smoked from round these parts :D
Zomboid
Feb 11th, 2007, 02:06 PM
I just don't like smoking pot much anymore. I did a lot when I was 15-17 but I just got sick of it. Parts of it are fun, but I always get paranoid and whenever I'm eating something while stoned I feel like I'm gonna choke to death.
kahljorn
Feb 11th, 2007, 02:10 PM
Awesome. Usually the weed we get is really good, it's some type of kush and it smells like oranges, but the guy always takes hours to deliver or even tell us if he has weed he could sell(like 12 hours sometimes) and we're REALLY good customers. 12 hours to just tell us if he has weed to sell! We used to buy like 50 dollars once a week. That's like an electric bill for that jerk. It's like is selling weed your PROFESSION or your status symbol you weeping cockwarbler.
This recent weed blows, so I call it BOOTY ;( it's definitley chronic but it smells like schwag.
the weed they have at cannabis clubs is ridiculous. We got something called Schekleberry or something and it was composed of a 3 gram nug and some other little nugs that came with it. Plus it was pretty :O We've also bought grand daddy purple there before and it was actually purple and extremely delicous.
Moobs
Feb 11th, 2007, 02:16 PM
Nice :o
The stuff we pick up smells kinda weird actually ;( but it goes great with my ice bong which is the current favourite bong of our 'group'
We all pitch in for it and then smoke it at the weekend so I usually just pay pocket money for it. But that's all I have as I am jobless ;<
kahljorn
Feb 11th, 2007, 02:18 PM
maybe you should grow weed for your job and then you can act all smug and arrogant. "DONT tALK BACK TO ME WHEN YOURE STONED ON MY WEED BUDDY, THAT SHIT WILL KICK YOUR ASS FROM THE INSIDE"
Moobs
Feb 11th, 2007, 02:22 PM
That would be a great idea if i could get all the stuff needed (HPS lamp, a timer, fan etc) Maybe I could start a fund raiser around school and give out some free samples ;o
kahljorn
Feb 11th, 2007, 02:28 PM
I'm probably going to order a light off of ebay or a cheap lighting store once i move to a place that doesn't have a 100 year old electrical system. If I run my computer and dishwasher at the same time a fuse will blow.
Moobs
Feb 11th, 2007, 02:40 PM
I use to have a house like that ;/
But now I've moved to a new estate and I have an attic in my room so it's ideal for dealing. Once I get my name on the map I will be an unsung hero of my city :superpowers
kahljorn
Feb 11th, 2007, 02:56 PM
That sucks man I would want songs about me :(
liquidstatik
Feb 11th, 2007, 03:25 PM
guys im listenin to gregory and the hawk ;o
HickMan
Feb 11th, 2007, 05:29 PM
I have been gone for a while and I missed 1000 :(
xbxDaniel
Feb 11th, 2007, 05:39 PM
It was...hectic.
Also, I forgot the Mock Wars were almost here.
Scheduling:
February 14-16: (Wed,Thurs,Fri) Qualifiers. :eek
Fathom Zero
Feb 11th, 2007, 05:43 PM
Holy shit, that's like two days away.
MarioRPG
Feb 11th, 2007, 06:35 PM
Oh man, I'm glad I didn't participate or I would have forgotten and been made fun of too much.
Lenor
Feb 11th, 2007, 06:52 PM
mario- you wouldnt of had to worry about it too much, since ill be the one everyone will go after haha .. :/
Lenor
Feb 11th, 2007, 06:56 PM
I wish I could remember who the hell was my partner for the mockwars of 2002. The first and only one I was here for.
Anyone have a clue?
Esuohlim
Feb 11th, 2007, 07:00 PM
Man Lenor shut up.
I know I have you on ignore but I still don't like seeing your name pop up so just stop posting altogether ok thanks
Lenor
Feb 11th, 2007, 07:11 PM
Esuohlim- Just the mere thought that Im annoying you, is motivation enough for me to post more.
Seven Force
Feb 11th, 2007, 08:17 PM
I thought he took that function away.
Lenor
Feb 11th, 2007, 08:21 PM
Dunno, But you would think 'ignore' would consist of not being able to see when someone had post something, or you being able to see them? So aparently theres a flaw in the system ;)
Seven Force
Feb 11th, 2007, 08:32 PM
Well, it's enough in that it blocks whatever someone is posting.
Esuohlim
Feb 11th, 2007, 08:35 PM
I thought he took that function away.
Not yet but I really wish he wouldn't. It's keeping me from pointing out what's stupid about each and every single Lenor post, which no one would appreciate anyway and especially since everytime she comes back she posts 200 times a day. >: >: >: >:
Seven Force
Feb 11th, 2007, 08:36 PM
Trust me, it's enough. :(
Esuohlim
Feb 11th, 2007, 08:37 PM
I mean, if someone is going to post poorly translated babelfish sentences in 18 languages 500 times and I can't forcibly ignore them anymore there will be hell to pay
Seven Force
Feb 11th, 2007, 08:40 PM
Yeah, I kinda like it too. I'm not so hate-filled when I read the boards and I don't have to see useless posts. It's slightly irritating to see "you've blocked this user" several times in a page though so I stopped using it and just glance over any post not worth reading like I used to.
Goat Cheese
Feb 11th, 2007, 08:48 PM
you've got real talent macguyver.
Seven Force
Feb 11th, 2007, 08:56 PM
like whatever that was up there
bigtimecow
Feb 11th, 2007, 09:26 PM
goat cheese is getting KINDA less annoying
GADZOOKS
Feb 11th, 2007, 10:16 PM
No he's not, you just love terrible people.
Goat Cheese
Feb 11th, 2007, 10:23 PM
oh GADZOOKS. your honesty is so refreshing.
Seven Force
Feb 11th, 2007, 10:25 PM
man i dont like dogs too much but that puppy is adorable
Seven Force
Feb 11th, 2007, 10:27 PM
oh GADZOOKS. your honesty is so refreshing.
your username makes me ill
MattJack
Feb 11th, 2007, 11:10 PM
I got soul
MattJack
Feb 11th, 2007, 11:28 PM
and i'm super bad
liquidstatik
Feb 12th, 2007, 12:11 AM
I got soul
but im not a sooolldier :thekillers
DamnthatDavid
Feb 12th, 2007, 01:00 AM
Arrr, tis the day we be having multiple rescues from the blimey deep. Glad I missed it while away on leave. It is hella cold here. I'm not touching that water.
GADZOOKS
Feb 12th, 2007, 01:17 AM
THIS POST WAS MEANT FOR POST YO PICTURES
executioneer
Feb 12th, 2007, 04:06 AM
I got soulbut im not a sooolldier :thekillers
i got a butt, but i'm not a butler :x
GADZOOKS
Feb 12th, 2007, 04:09 AM
Willie did you see my creation?
GADZOOKS
Feb 12th, 2007, 04:10 AM
Photoshop is for suckers and criminals so I did a mspaint mashup.
VERSION 1:
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3104/williehillei0.gif
VERSION 2: (With a little more Willie in it)
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/5691/williehillbeardcx5.gif
it was this but people kept gabbing, who can stop them, I cant
executioneer
Feb 12th, 2007, 04:20 AM
i saw it! haha maybe i can even make into a .gif where it changes from beard/no beard :eek
GADZOOKS
Feb 12th, 2007, 04:27 AM
I was thinking it would be a good t-shirt of just the head and the front is NO BEARD and the back is WITH BEARD.
MrAdventure
Feb 12th, 2007, 05:50 AM
http://home.comcast.net/~nicsr/wilobby.gif
GADZOOKS
Feb 12th, 2007, 05:57 AM
excellent work, is he drinking hair growth tonic :)
liquidstatik
Feb 12th, 2007, 02:16 PM
i got a butt, but i'm not a butler :x
hahahah :x
guuuuys, don't let the thread die ;<
Moobs
Feb 12th, 2007, 02:25 PM
I can't see this thread dying. ever :O
liquidstatik
Feb 12th, 2007, 02:27 PM
idkk now that pubs gone i have my fearrs :x
liquidstatik
Feb 12th, 2007, 02:27 PM
jk im here guys ill do my best :o
Moobs
Feb 12th, 2007, 02:31 PM
Pub will return :( but yeah without him things have gone a bit slowww
I can only talk so much thanks to being on the otherside of the earth ;<
noob3
Feb 12th, 2007, 02:31 PM
pubs uh, g-g-g-gone?
liquidstatik
Feb 12th, 2007, 02:33 PM
he's in europe :O
he's doing something with his brother, i forgot what. but they're gonna be too poor for internet :x
p.s.. sup noob? :D
Seven Force
Feb 12th, 2007, 02:42 PM
its gonna be weird not having him quote a lot of stuff
liquidstatik
Feb 12th, 2007, 02:45 PM
lol seven force
noob3
Feb 12th, 2007, 02:50 PM
last night m yfriend lost his keys so i ended up staying out way later then i should have and i didnt go to school today because NOONE WOKE ME UP i know i should wake myself up but.. i slept till 1 pm :/
liquidstatik
Feb 12th, 2007, 03:42 PM
i finished schoool today :D
im still job--searchin, though ;<
Fathom Zero
Feb 12th, 2007, 03:45 PM
I have to write a personal persuasive essay about the 1920's.
Blech. Everyone's writing a story about Al Capone.
Grislygus
Feb 12th, 2007, 04:03 PM
I can't complain about my classes, the British Literature test is a take-home exam, which we have three days to do. Fucking nice.
Fathom Zero
Feb 12th, 2007, 04:05 PM
Skool bites, amirite?
Grislygus
Feb 12th, 2007, 04:14 PM
Nah, I like this little college. The people around here are great.
MarioRPG
Feb 12th, 2007, 04:33 PM
lol, Brit Lit.
Lenor
Feb 12th, 2007, 06:06 PM
I'm trying to put all foreign literature classes on hold, long as possible.
Those Nancy boy professors are shirty!
Fathom Zero
Feb 12th, 2007, 06:07 PM
http://myspace.com/thefathomzero
That shit aint private no mo', son.
Myspace was cracking down on pederasses and automatically setting users under 18 to private. At least, that's what I assume.
Rest assured, I am more than six years old but less than thirty-four.
By the way, I think I added Zelda's Biggest Gay to my friends. Whatever.
He needs friends. :(
Fathom Zero
Feb 12th, 2007, 06:08 PM
"Shirty?"
Lenor
Feb 12th, 2007, 06:14 PM
shirty is brittish slang for being an idiot, Or something of the sort.
myspace- http://www.myspace.com/amberscrazyworld
Best viewed in IE, not firefox.
Fathom Zero
Feb 12th, 2007, 06:41 PM
I hate to be such an ass, but what sets you space apart from the bajillions of other ICP fans spaces, aside from the fact that it's yours?
Chojin
Feb 12th, 2007, 06:50 PM
lenor is kinda intimidating when she doesn't type like a fool :<
liquidstatik
Feb 12th, 2007, 07:13 PM
http://myspace.com/rideslab my site is down, so the images are broke. and slab doesn't mean d*ck :x
Goat Cheese
Feb 12th, 2007, 07:15 PM
oh man i don't have a myspace. I fear for my body.
Womti
Feb 12th, 2007, 07:33 PM
I dont have a myspace. yet.
Esuohlim
Feb 12th, 2007, 08:12 PM
I'm never getting a myspace, who do you think I am
Chojin
Feb 12th, 2007, 08:33 PM
i just noticed that guitar woman hasn't posted lately
Goat Cheese
Feb 12th, 2007, 08:49 PM
WHAT?!
bigtimecow
Feb 12th, 2007, 09:17 PM
he said
I JUST NOTICED THAT GUITAR WOMAN HASN'T POSTED LATELY
Chojin
Feb 12th, 2007, 09:37 PM
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/stancrop1.gif
there's a big version of the stan pic, btw.
BUT WHERE
liquidstatik
Feb 12th, 2007, 10:32 PM
i tried, man. i got tired of seeing that error page, though ;<
Lenor
Feb 12th, 2007, 11:26 PM
If you are referring to the 'contact box' that I'm guessing has an ICP logo on it, I only coded the layout with it, for the formatting of the text used. The rest of my page has nothing to do with ICP, nor any other band, besides the photo of my KoRn tattoo. And if I was to use any band for my layout, it would be KoRn.
Unfortunately, I must change it now, due to the inability to stand having anything with ICP on my page. So, here I go to code some more.
Chojin: Do you really need to rehash on that subject? I think you, among a few others, found out the truth. I Just want to be dumb!!!
Chojin
Feb 12th, 2007, 11:31 PM
you should make your myspace FIREFOX COMPATIBLE because some people like me are forced into using it by microsoft's refusal to let me install the new IE ;<
Seven Force
Feb 12th, 2007, 11:35 PM
bootlegs ;o
Lenor
Feb 12th, 2007, 11:44 PM
Chojin - Yes, I sure could. Except that anyone using IE would bitch about the inability to view it correctly. So, either way, theres not much I can do!
Obviously your not accessing all options, I have no problems, and everything on both desktops and laptop is pirated software. So, If I'm as incompetent as everyone said, then you should be able to figure out a way to get around that pesky problem of yours. ;)
executioneer
Feb 12th, 2007, 11:53 PM
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/nightmare.gif
Lenor
Feb 13th, 2007, 12:30 AM
willie get on AIM dammit!
executioneer
Feb 13th, 2007, 03:04 AM
do what now
Chojin
Feb 13th, 2007, 06:37 AM
Chojin - Yes, I sure could. Except that anyone using IE would bitch about the inability to view it correctly. So, either way, theres not much I can do!
You are aware that firefox and IE are not mutually exclusive browsers, right?
Fathom Zero
Feb 13th, 2007, 01:40 PM
Is there even a difference between the two?
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