I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Tadao]

http://www.lwcbooks.com/books/images/Hooker-018.jpg

If it keeps you from murdering hookers I'll be happy.

[Kitsa]

Pretty kitty.

I slept over at a friend's house one time and woke up with a rat sleeping in my hair. She had neglected to inform me that she had pet rats that she let run around the room at night.

[Aaarg]

it's hard to resist the urges, taddy.

[Kitsa]

I came home from a doctor's appointment to find that the dog had had projectile diarrhea all over the wall behind her crate.

I'm beginning to think there's some cosmic force that binds me to a lifetime of cleaning up the shit of others.

[Esuohlim]

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/9851/moonbabiesh.jpg

[Shyandquietguy]

Are you sure your dog just wasn't overly considerate and held until he couldn'ts hold no more?

I've seen it happen!

[Kitsa]

Well, I was gone from 7:15 to 10:45. Anything is possible, I guess, although I'd just taken her out before I left.

Oh well, accidents happen.

[Tadao]

Did you check to see if it formed the virgin mary?

[Esuohlim]

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/8278/moonbabies.jpg

[Dimnos]

I hope that kid won 1st place. :lol

[Kitsa]

Best science project ever.

No apparitions, Tadao. Not that it wasn't fun trying to get the dog NOT to back up against the wall (perfect brown asshole-print) or to sit on the carpet (perfect brown asshole-print).

[Tadao]

These all look like something from an SA thread.

:rolleyes

[Tadao]

Oh man, I gorged on pizza and vodka. GOODNIGHT

[Zomboid]

http://www.lwcbooks.com/books/images/Hooker-018.jpg

If it keeps you from murdering hookers I'll be happy.

The umbrella hooker is pretty seeeexxxaaay :love

[Kitsa]

The umbrella one actually looks like someone I know, which was creeping me out :(

[Dixie]

PSA:
Even though Baconators have bacon on them, Baconators are not a breakfast food.

[Kitsa]

For some reason a bunch of diabetes-groups have been adding me on twitter. They seem to believe I a) have diabetes and b)say anything worthwhile, both of which we know to be wrong.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

PSA:
Even though Baconators have bacon on them, Baconators are not a breakfast food.

They need Bacos and some beggin strips added on to satisfy my hunger for bacon.

[Kitsa]

Morningstar farms fake bacon is surprisingly good. I could eat the whole box in one go.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Morningstar farms is the veggie company right?

[Kitsa]

Yeah, they also make kickass fake sausage patties that I think are better than real sausage. I made fake sausage biscuits this morning.

[Tadao]

I eat bacon for the out of breath feeling it gives me. It's like a scary roller coaster ride. Am I gonna die today? Who knows!

[Kitsa]

My grandmother made the most wonderful gravy with a roux of bacon fat and flour. It was one of the warmest, happiest, homiest smells I ever smelled.

Unfortunately, as she was dying her doctors found that she had at least 99% blockages in every major artery :(

[Colonel Flagg]

In college, I used to eat a personal double pepperoni pizza. It was delectable, down to the little pools of grease inside each round pepperoni slice. :orgasm

If I ate one now, I would undoubtedly drop dead on the spot of congestive heart failure.

[Esuohlim]

These all look like something from an SA thread.

:rolleyes

POP

THAT

CORN

[Zomboid]

In college, I used to eat a personal double pepperoni pizza. It was delectable, down to the little pools of grease inside each round pepperoni slice. :orgasm

If I ate one now, I would undoubtedly drop dead on the spot of congestive heart failure.

I eat unhealthy foods almost exclusively, and what's weird is that I've been losing weight without trying. Last year at Christmas, I was 195 lbs. This past year, I was 175, and now I'm 160.

That's a steady diet of microwave foods, greasy take-out, plenty of alcohol, and cigarettes :(

[Sam]

maybe you have a tapeworm :(

[Tadao]

METHMETHMETHMETH

[Sam]

Zomboid say it ain't sooooooo. :tear

[Zomboid]

I don't even smoke pot anymore :(

If it is a tapeworm, shouldn't I have shit it out by now?

[Dimnos]

I don't even smoke pot anymore :(

No more munchies. That explains it all.

[Tadao]

Tapeworms have a little hook that keep you from shitting them out.

[MetalMilitia]

I don't even smoke pot anymore :(

If it is a tapeworm, shouldn't I have shit it out by now?

Nah I think they can stay in there for years. Have you been eating much Racoon meat recently?

[Zomboid]

Nothing but badger and pigeon.

[Tadao]

Fucking Canadian Bacon.

[Colonel Flagg]

Fucking Canadian Bacon.

I'm from Philly, where we call this Scrapple! In a seven page article in the Inquirer Sunday Magazine, a satirical story was run on this delectable hodgpodge of pork by-products. As summarized below:

One [ad] campaign showed a tearful American Indian (http://encyclopedia2.thefreedictionary.com/American+Indian) with the caption "Waste is wrong. If you choose to eat pig, eat whole pig." Others feature a pig saying "Pleased to meat you" and a pig face over the caption: "Stuff your face with his." Another, using the tag line (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/tag+line) "Who cares what's in it" features a toilet bowl with copy describing scrapple as a breakfast meat, a sandwich meat, and a laxative!

It's a floor wax ..... and a dessert topping! :lol

[Tadao]

Scrapple! Hahahaha But I do love it. :tear

[Fathom Zero]

PDFX2Vl6lKo

[Tadao]

Munchkin Mickey Carroll


http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090507/capt.d4d457221994462abbb4e9cbecea9c16.obit_carroll _ny133.jpg

[Zomboid]

What is Canadian bacon, anyway? Isn't it just back bacon?

What you guys call bacon is what we call bacon :(

[Colonel Flagg]

Munchkin Mickey Carroll


http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090507/capt.d4d457221994462abbb4e9cbecea9c16.obit_carroll _ny133.jpg

:lol

[Kitsa]

In some places, canadian bacon = scrapple = pureed headcheese ingredients. In other places, canadian bacon = ham.

[Kitsa]

not that I have personal experience with either :kosher

[Fathom Zero]

I didn't realize Ferris Bueller had a Cabaret Voltaire poster on his wall.

[Zomboid]

In some places, canadian bacon = scrapple = pureed headcheese ingredients. In other places, canadian bacon = ham.
I've only had experience with ham. That other thing sounds disgusting.

[Tadao]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I wasn't talking about headcheese :(

[Fathom Zero]

I love headcheese.

[Zomboid]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3f/The_Hitchhiker.JPG

[kahljorn]

zomboid obviously has diabettes.

[Tadao]

Diabetes makes you fat though!

[kahljorn]

not when you dont have insulin ;o

[kahljorn]

ZOMBOID AS PART OF MY DIAGNOSIS HAVE YOU BEEN PEEING A LOT AND HAVE YOU BEEN REALLY THIRSTY?

[Sam]

Zomboid say it ain't sooooooo. :tear

[Tadao]

Don't worry Sam, you wont get ass cancer from it.

[Zomboid]

I only pee a lot when I've been drinking a lot. I don't have diabetes :O

I just have a grrrreat metabolism and haven't been eating healthy.

Edit: I'm about to make a meatloaf, though. That'll be the first actual food I've had in a really long time.

[Sam]

Zomboid say it ain't sooooooo. :tear

[Tadao]

http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/images/topbanner.jpg

[kahljorn]

If you have such a great metabolism how come you were fat at some point in time and now you are suddenly lsing weight.

DIABETAS

[Zomboid]

Losing weight over a year isn't so strange. I was obese when I was like 15, but I managed to lose 50 lbs over about 3 months by working out like crazy every day :S

[kahljorn]

IM JUST CONCERNED ABOUT YOU I WANT YOU TO BE OKAY

[Babs]

Well he lost a considerable amount so he's well being....

DIABETES

[Zomboid]

HEROIN

[Sam]

METHMETHMETHMETHMETHMETH

[kahljorn]

HEROIN MAKES ME FAT FROM CONSTIPATION :O

[Antithusiasm]

That's why you always add some Metamucil before you shoot up.

[Tadao]

We have already voted to reject you. Your first post really sucked and then you edited it, and it still sucked.

[Antithusiasm]

I'm deeply hurt by your criticism of my welcome to the forum post. I'll try harder next time. : (

[Tadao]

OH GO NO! TRYING HARD IS THE LAST THING WE NEED AGAIN!

[Antithusiasm]

*falls screaming from rooftop old western style*

Ouch.

[Esuohlim]

*action expressed in sentence fragment bookended by asterisks*

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I sat around being bored as fuck last night and then I realized I missed Louie Anderson's standup >:

[Antithusiasm]

Bored? Did you watch Doc Mock last night? They put on a good show.

Mandroid died for our sins.

[kahljorn]

My favorite part of the movie was when mandroid died for everybody's sins but yours.

Slimy yet satisfying :(

[Tadao]

Loved this flick. It came out when I was a freshman in HS and watching it today brings back a ton of memories. I think the film captured the feel and tone of the early to mid 90s pretty well. Yes, watching it now you see a ton of flaws, but like an old friend, you ignore them. They're just little ones anyway. I always thought Lee would have become a bigger star had he lived. Maybe he would have been in the Matrix and not Keanu.

The soundtrack is amazing and critical to the film. It's one of those flicks which rely heavily on atmosphere and the music sets the mood perfectly. From the Cure, NIN and STP, you can't really get much better. I'm not sure how someone a lot younger will view the film, but if you were a teen in that period and immersed in the grunge, dark rock culture, you'll like it.

HAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :(

[Antithusiasm]

My sins are far too numerous for Mandroid to die for, or blast with his torpedo arm : (

[captain516]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3626/3517343880_5faba14724_m.jpgWhat's the deal with Grape Nuts? There's no grapes OR nuts! what's up with that?

[Womti]

what's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld? There's no Jerrys OR Seinfelds! what's up with that!

[MarioRPG]

I've never actually seen grape nuts in stores.

[Kitsa]

if you microwave grape nuts, the milk turns sour. Doesn't happen with oatmeal. Go figure.

I started coming down with something yesterday and today I feel like sentient roadkill. Fever, chills, that fun feeling where even your skin and hair hurt. I spent the morning watching sasquatch documentaries in a sort of sniffling delirium.

But I have popsicles.

[captain516]

Why would you microwave grape nuts? Do you microwave your popsicles too?

[Pub Lover]

I have only heard of Grape Nuts one time when Groucho Marx made fun of Jack Benny for liking them more than Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I understand Oatmeal to be Porridge. Cold porridge is icky. Cold grape nuts are icky?

[Kitsa]

If you mix grape nuts with milk and microwave them for 30 seconds or so, it softens them enough that they don't break your teeth or sit in your stomach like so much wet aquarium gravel.

If your teeth are too strong to worry about that, count yourself lucky.

[Pub Lover]

Teeth can be too strong? Or just be strong enough? :eek

[Kitsa]

teeth can be Not Radiated and therefore not break when faced with apples, tortilla chips and light breezes.

[Pub Lover]

Indeed. However, I cannot eat concrete or steel. My teeth are no where near strong enough.

[Kitsa]

Try it and report back.

[Tadao]

We all know Pubs teeth can handle nuts.

[Pub Lover]

I do not bite on nuts! What is this rumour? Nut biting is a reputation I do not have or want!

[Tadao]

No but when then are dunked in your mouth I'm sure they slap against your teeth every now and again.

[Pub Lover]

This has rarely happened. :(

[Fathom Zero]

NUT BITER. PUB IS A NUT BITER.

[Pub Lover]

Is that a request? :orgasm :yum :love

[Womti]

:love

[Pub Lover]

Sorry, I only flirt with dudes that have a place to live. :x

[Womti]

I dont think of it like that. as in the scene from the animal where he tries to get it on with the goat. I think of it like that. :\

[Tadao]

When I mentioned your criticism to ROG, he said not to listen to you because you are an asshole.

:lol

[Mockery]

It's true! :bestthread

[Kitsa]

:themoreyouknow

[Colonel Flagg]

Every time I see this, I imagine Jackie Chan screaming that phrase at the top of his lungs. I'm a cheap laugh. :)

[Pub Lover]

Is this on the subject of the substandard writings of 90's Child?

If so, could you point your asshole glare at the writings of Rog, T?

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

I dislike all you new guys. I don't know you, but I dislike you.

Yes, Boy. Us veterans need to act in conjoined accordance. I-Mockery.com forum veterans for life. We must never forget our sacrifice and hardship.

[Womti]

I dislike anyone who joined here after I did.

[Kitsa]

When you said "point your asshole glare", all I could picture was something like the Care Bear Stare, only instead of rainbows and happiness shining from tummies, everyone was bent over with spread asscheeks emitting beams of light.

[Tadao]

Is this on the subject of the substandard writings of 90's Child?

If so, could you point your asshole glare at the writings of Rog, T?

I can't take any credit for this. It's all MissD.

[Tadao]

Happy Anniversary to me,
Happy Anniversary to me,
Happy Anniversary dear Tadao,
Happy Anniversary to me!


:tear

[Kitsa]

you need to go to a bar, you'd probably get some tail for the sad story alone :(

[Tadao]

I'm gonna go shooting with my friend. We'll end up fucked up at a titty bar again.

[Kitsa]

shooting things is good on anniversaries gone bad.

I think mine's the 23rd or something.

[Tadao]

Adjectives on the typewriter
He moves his words like a prize fighter
The frenzied pace of the mind inside the cell

The man on the street might just as well be
The man on the street might just as well
The man on the street might just as well be

Outside, outside the world
Out there you don't hear the echoes and calls
But the steel I,
Type jaw
Say it all
Say it all

But the white paint,
Plastic saints
Say it all
Say it all
Say it all

Say it all,
Say it all,
Say it all,
Say it all,
Say it all,
Say somebody,
Has got to say it all
Somebody
Has got to say it all

I'm so nervous
I'm so tense
My heart can't forget about this self defense
The air is so hot
and my breath comes fast
I thumb the cool blade but I know this can't last

I thumb the cool blade but I know this can't last...

Outside, outside the world
Out there you don't hear the echoes and calls
But the steel I,
Type jaw
Say it all
Say it all

But the white paint,
plastic saints
Say it all
Say it all
Say it all

Say it all,
Say it all,
Say it all,
Say it all,
Say it all,
Say somebody,
Has got to say it all
Somebody
Has got to say it all

Yeah, adjectives on the typewriter
He moves his words like a prize fighter
The frenzied pace of the mind inside the cell

The man on the street might just as well be
The man on the street might just as well
The man on the street might just as well be

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

In the shape of Tom Servo?

[Tadao]

Oh shit, it's my buddies B-Day. It's all gonna end up bad tonight.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Down the hatch

[Ploxtrot]

Where the hell is guitar woman

[Kitsa]

god that looks like mine :(

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/chesser.jpg

[Tadao]

Woogums has the piercing blue eyes though.

In another times forgotten space
Your eyes looked from your mother's face
Wallflower seed on the sand and stone
May the four winds blow you safely home.

Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew

I'll tell you where the four winds dwell
In Franklin's tower there hangs a bell
It can ring, turn night to day
It can ring like fire when you loose your way.

Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew

God save the child that rings that bell
It may have one good ring, baby, you can't tell
One watch by night, one watch by day
If you get confused listen to the music play.

Some come to laugh their past away
Some come to make it just one more day
Whichever way your pleasure tends
If you plant ice you're gonna harvest the wind.

Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew

In Franklin's tower the four winds sleep
Like four lean hounds the lighthouse keep
Wildflower seed on the sand and wind
May the four winds blow you home again.

Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
You'd better roll away the dew

Roll away the dew
You'd better roll away the dew - roll away
Roll away the dew
You'd better roll away the dew - roll away.
Roll away the dew...

[Tadao]

Where the hell is guitar woman

Look GW, no one misses you. Having your characters ask where you are isn't going to change that.

[Ploxtrot]

:lol I wish I could complain about video games like that kid could.

Though I also pretended to be a girl once, so I can see where you got that assumption.

[Kitsa]

Cesco used to when he was a kitten. Now he's just fat and crosseyed.

[Tadao]

Woogies may be dead for all I know :(

On another note, my buddy is bringing his Sensei, who likes TJ whores and fighting. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaa


This is gonna be bad.

[Guitar Woman]

It's _23

True story

[Tadao]

jnW8gLdqqJI

[Tadao]

It's _23

True story

Ahahahahahahaha :tear

[Ploxtrot]

It's _23

True story
Underscore goes after, not before >:

[Pub Lover]

II miss you , Pub. :love
I miss you too, Baby. Lets makeout! :orgasm


That was soooo worth reading!

I wish I had the attention span to actually read a book. :(

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Kitsa]

As always, the guitar woman thing has lost me.

What's a TJ whore? Is that like TJ Hooker?

wIX7UWIsNXM

[Guitar Woman]

I'm just going to fuck off for another year, have fun with F4.

[Pub Lover]

I took it to mean Tijuana, but spellcheck tells me I was wrong to imagine it was spelt Tia Juana.

[Pub Lover]

I'm just going to fuck off for another year, have fun with F4.

Love you. :(

[Tadao]

Yes, Mexico Tijuana. Thank god I don't have a passport right now.

BTW that was very clever Kitsa, even though I know you know what a TJ whore is.

[Kitsa]

I temporarily forgot Tijuana existed :( I haven't been to Mexico since I was 3.

[ElPila666]

awww :love

[ElPila666]

Embed videos! sure there were a lot of changes here :eek

[Pub Lover]

awww :love

Yay! El Pila! :love

How are you? Still off the drugs? :eek

[ElPila666]

I'm still doin reefer but that's about it :(

[Pub Lover]

Venezuela just found two tonnes of cocaine. Maybe you could go get some to ease your frowns from Guillermo Canas being so bad at tennis.

[ElPila666]

Maybe you could go get some to ease your frowns from Guillermo Canas being so bad at tennis.

He doesn't have super powers as david nalbandian has...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN9DK7bCduw

[Pub Lover]

He doesn't have super powers as david nalbandian has...

IN9DK7bCduw

There is a secret to the BBcode. ;)

[Aaarg]

the other night we spent about six hours or more looking at classifieds on craigslist.

apparently it's possible to have a "breast fetish."

i thought that was normal.

[Esuohlim]

Why the fuck does everyone like Bob Barker better than Drew Carey? Do people actually like the Price is Right to such a degree that they can't see how hilarious it is when Drew Carey ridicules practically every contestant on the show?

I have yet to talk to anyone who shares the same opinion. People are stupid >:

[captain516]

ha ha, you watch the price is right.

[kahljorn]

Prolly cause people are all old timey and stupid, and they hate change because it makes them feel old and worthless.

[Kitsa]

I heard Bob Barker was quite the pimp.

[kahljorn]

So are lots of worthless assholes.

[Kitsa]

Never intended it as proof that he wasn't an asshole.

I'm irritated- I got a can of cooking spray off the shelf, and for whatever reason the oil had pooled up around the nozzle. I didn't see it, so it tipped all over my shirt, my jeans and my most expensive shoes. My shoes now have a big dark oil blotch on them and I have no idea how one would go about getting oil out of suede. :(

[Colonel Flagg]

Unfortunately, I'm not sure it's possible. It might be best to just soak both shoes in the same cooking oil to get them the same shade all over. :dunce

[MetalMilitia]

You can remove oil from things with lighter fluid (the stuff you put in a Zippo etc.) I think.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Why the fuck does everyone like Bob Barker better than Drew Carey? Do people actually like the Price is Right to such a degree that they can't see how hilarious it is when Drew Carey ridicules practically every contestant on the show?

I have yet to talk to anyone who shares the same opinion. People are stupid >:

The few episodes I've seen with Drew Carey I've liked him. He's just so awkward on stage. Like when he goes to hug a lady contestant he's like a fat nerd at prom. Or when three people were spinning the wheel. The first person went over. The second person went over. Then the third person spun for the heck of it and he was like "Congratulations. You didn't have to do anything at all but you won with.....35 cents."

[Tadao]

You can remove oil from things with lighter fluid (the stuff you put in a Zippo etc.) I think.

I use it to clean the neck of my guitars. It is less likely to work it's way into the wood ans warp it. It might break up the oil just long enough for you to dab it into a paper towel.

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

So last night I was out with my buddies Sensei and he has welcomed me to train in Silat. I might take him up on it once I have insurance.

[Pub Lover]

:page/brak

Why the fuck does everyone like Bob Barker better than Drew Carey? Do people actually like the Price is Right to such a degree that they can't see how hilarious it is when Drew Carey ridicules practically every contestant on the show?

I have yet to talk to anyone who shares the same opinion. People are stupid >:

I prefer Carey, but I dislike his new foppish haircut. >:

[Tadao]

Bob was a less obvious dick. Just watch the guy, he is totally laughing at everyne and fucking hot bitches. Drew will never be that pimp. He tries too hard.

[Pub Lover]

I hate fat people marginally less than old people.
So last night I was out with my buddies Sensei and he has welcomed me to train in Silat. I might take him up on it once I have insurance.

Does American insurance count in Tijuana? Can you even get insurance coverage for professional whorebagging?

[Pub Lover]

I hate fat people marginally less than old people.
I do like dicks though. >:

[Kitsa]

Medicare doesn't do shit for you in Canada or Mexico; the same is true of much US insurance.

I mention this because I took a notch out of my shinbone once in Niagara Falls and I had to wait till I got home for treatment.

[Tadao]

I hate fat people marginally less than old people.


Does American insurance count in Tijuana? Can you even get insurance coverage for professional whorebagging?

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! But yeah, I guess part of training would be "How to disarm a TJ whore with a knife".

[Pub Lover]

Uh Oh! H1N1 has spread to Finland! :eek

RannyK, your Tyttobakteari might count as a preexisting condition that leaves you vulnarable to this mildly deadly illness! :eek

Also, your Diabetes. If that sort of thing was real. :eek

[Tadao]

Mr. Woogums looks like Hitlers dream cat.

[MetalMilitia]

Hitler had a dog called Blondie. Not sure if it was named after the popular late 70s singer-songwriter or what. :/

[Tadao]

http://www.ducatigirl.com/blog/2008/squab1.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Whenever there's a Page Brak at the top and I scroll down too quickly it looks like Brak has a 4 foot mouth.

[Tadao]

Well a couple shots of whiskey women `round here start looking good,
I said a couple shots of whiskey women `round here start looking good,
A couple more shots of whiskey, I'm going down to Minglewood.

[Womti]

it's the end of your mom as we know it

[Tadao]

I stepped onto the scale today and I had to look past my belly to see what I weighed.

[Kitsa]

Our local ER has a chair-scale. You sit in it, the weight pops up on a screen behind your head and everyone in the room can see it but you. Bastards.

[Zomboid]

TADAO, YOU MUST HAVE DIABETES!

[Tadao]

Hehehehe, I actually never weigh my self. I know already I need to drop 20 pounds to start with.

[MetalMilitia]

I'm the picture of health.

[Tadao]

I've been pulling white hairs. I have way more than I thought I had.

[Aaarg]

i fainted last night, which is the only time that's ever happened. it was awful. and because i was high, it was that much worse.

[Tadao]

TUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

vision

[Aaarg]

horrible

[Pub Lover]

captain516 needs to direct me to the Sexy Monkey Zoo that he frequents. :(

[Pub Lover]

Haha, videos in sigs. >:

[captain516]

Sorry pub, if you're looking for a place to score some monkey, I'd suggest asking someone more experienced in the subject. Like Durrrrsomething.

[captain516]

fuck

[Aaarg]

sweet. i love the magnetic fields.

[Pub Lover]

Haha, thanks for not banning me, Boogie. >:

[Pub Lover]

fuck

I liked the one where you called my Mom a monkey.

A full five minutes of feeling icky at imagining Doopa being my Mom.

[Pub Lover]

BECAUSE I WOULD STILL TOTALLY FUCK HER

[Esuohlim]

I thought about fucking a girl today

[Esuohlim]

Then later I thought about thinking about it :tear

[Pub Lover]

And when was it that you acted on those thoughts, Sir?

[b_squared]

Next time don't think...just DO!

[captain516]

I liked the one where you called my Mom a monkey.
Well good. Does this mean I can now call your mom a monkey any time I want?

[Zhukov]

"Mom"?

[Pub Lover]

Is it the vowel that you have a problem with, Abel?

[Esuohlim]

MOM'S THE WORD ;)

[Pub Lover]

The Trashmen beg to differ.

[Womti]

:orgasm

[Kitsa]

I have a lot of problems with going to the beauty salon but I just realized my biggest one is being stuck making small talk for half an hour :(

[Zhukov]

Yeah, the vowel. I just didn't realise you were an actual Texan is all.

[Womti]

https://www.7chan.org/b/src/124236130190.jpg

[Misdemonar]

TADAO IM GLAD YOU NOTICED MY INPUT ON THIS SITE AND THE FAGS THAT ARE HERE AND WHY I SURF IT I SURF IT FOR THE FAGS DUDE FAGS ARE RAD

[Tadao]

YEAH BUDDY! :HIGHFIVE

[Womti]

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[Misdemonar]

YEAH BUDDY! :HIGHFIVE

TOATTLY COOL AS ICE MAN THUMBS UP

[Tadao]

HELLS YEAH BRAH, THAT'S HOW I ROLL, DRINKIN' KOOL-AID AND BUMPIN' NELLY

_AsYMAV_vLw

[Tadao]

HEY MUST BE THE MONEY

[Tadao]

http://davewalker.org/s-zorak.gif

[Womti]

:pagebrak

[Misdemonar]

RIP TUPAK AND NORTIOUS BIGGIES TRUE GS THUG LIFE

[Womti]

SO ZOLTAR WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF BRAK WAS HERE ON THESE BOARDS

[Misdemonar]

DESTROY SPACE GHOST

[Tadao]

RIP TUPAK AND NORTIOUS BIGGIES TRUE GS THUG LIFE

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

aLbcxcVcZks

[Tadao]

I don't think too many people actually understand that his mom was more G than he could ever be.

http://www.osu.edu/features/2006/blackhistory/images/Afeni-Shakur.jpg

[Tadao]

9cUT2cC05hU

[WhiteRat]

I just sold my shitty Camry for 500 bucks and a snub nose .357 magnum. I'm now the proud owner of a huge fancy revolver.

[Fathom Zero]

Some things in life are worth it.

HAY SAM

[Sam]

HAY FATHOM ZERO

[Kitsa]

One thing I noticed is that drunkenness makes people think in caps.

[Colonel Flagg]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, KITSA???

:toomuchwoodfordfreserve

[Dixie]

I LIKE CAPS
ALOT
AND I'M NOT DRUNK


RAPE

[Aaarg]

i think tonight i'm going to [start to] watch the seven samurai because it's here and i'm here and nobody else is here.

[Tadao]

Watch the commentaries afterwards. It has great insight on how Akira Kuwasawa thinks. He is a spectacular director and every single thing in the film is setup in subliminal ways.

[Kitsa]

Another thing I came to realize today is how much I hate people. I don't like how everyone has something to prove. I hate that the best thing anyone can think of using the internet for is being an anonymous dick.

Boy, I'm sure in the wrong place, huh?

[Aaarg]

YEAH WE'RE NOT ANONYMOUS HERE

i know these two have a bunch of kurosawa films but this is the only one in the box i was looking through. and we watched a fistful of dollars the other night so i wanted to watch yojimbo but i don't know where it is.

[Kitsa]

I'm also starting to think that facebook might have been a mistake.

Some people, you don't talk to them anymore for a reason :(

[Kitsa]

This is one of those moods where I'd better just shut my trap and not go on at length regarding my feelings about community theatre, well-off women who run tchatchke stores as hobbies, various neighborhood personalities and forced sardonic behavior.

[Aaarg]

yeah dude bottle that shit up and one day you'll just explode and it'll be hilarious.

[Kitsa]

our neighbors across the street set their garage on fire. It was raining and they wanted to grill, so they pulled the charcoal grill in the garage and half-closed the door before dumping in the briquettes and lighter fluid.

[Aaarg]

smarts!

at first i read that as "our neighbors set their garbage on fire" and i was wondering what's unusual about that.

[Kitsa]

it's one and the same in their case, wocka wocka wocka.

I've also about had it with women who are trying to be 1990s Janeane Garofalo when even Janeane Garofalo isn't 1990s Janeane Garofalo anymore.

[Tadao]

I HAVE A NAME! I AM NOT ANON!

[Kitsa]

There are dicks with names and anonymous dicks. I don't care who knows it's me and I don't think you do either. Or you might. I don't know.

Were it not for a few keepers on my facebook account that I can't keep in touch with any other way, I'd be tempted to scrap it altogether.

[Tadao]

I won't join facebook because I heard that's how old friends find you. OH MAN THAT WOULD BE A BAD IDEA>.

[Tadao]

Oh AAAAAAAAAAARG Dirty Dozen was made based on Seven Samurai. In fact I think most if not all spaghetti westerns buy Robert Aldrich are based off of Akiras movies.

[Kitsa]

Yeah.

I'm thinking that maybe I should just take some tylenol and go to bed. I may or may not have a piece of cake I made earlier- that's still up in the air. It's reduced sugar, but it will fulfill my need for depressed-fatperson food.

[Tadao]

Shit a quick IMDB shows that I mean Sergio Leone made the spaghetti westerns and it wasn't dirty dozen it was something else I can't remember the name of :eeeeeeek nevermind.

[Tadao]

I'm more of a pie person.

LET THEM EAT CAKE!

[Kitsa]

qu'ils mangent de la brioche

meaning, if there's no bread, make the bakeries sell them fancy pastries at the same price like the law says.

pie is good, although we're probably not talking about the same pie NOMESAYIN

[Kitsa]

ok, off to bed.

[Tadao]

The Magnificent Seven

:lol Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

;)

[Fathom Zero]

Sam, check your messages.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I went to see Caroline Rhea last night and it was awesome. There was some drunk old guy there that kept yelling to for her to take off her top and that she was hot.....he stole the words right out of my mouth.

[Kitsa]

I made the mistake of putting a Kwan Yin statue (http://www.vajrapani.org/Site/Vajrapani-Kwan-Yin-stupa.jpg) in my garden. I've lost count of the beergutted locals who've moseyed over to ask, "That some Buddha thing or somethin'?"

Everyone seems really eager for me to fulfill my potential as Local Flake Artist, which (in their minds) is consistent with Buddhism and anything Asian that doesn't come in a takeout box.

[Colonel Flagg]

our neighbors across the street set their garage on fire. It was raining and they wanted to grill, so they pulled the charcoal grill in the garage and half-closed the door before dumping in the briquettes and lighter fluid.

Did anyone die? If so, you could submit it to the Darwin Awards for 2009!

Some people should not be allowed to procreate for fear of passing on the "stupid" gene.

[Kitsa]

I don't know; I try and keep a low profile with them, they're the same ones who come at night and go through our garbage, so socially it's a tad awkward.

[Tadao]

http://buttersafe.com/comics/2007-05-29-howtobenumberone.jpg

[Kitsa]

You know what sucks about this world?

Well, among other things.

It sucks that you can't have a dog in an outdoor kennel in the backyard without a slew of local kids teasing it, trying to feed it grass and poking fingers through the bars. It sucks that, if you actually let the poor dog defend itself, someone would sue you for everything you had.

:(

[Aaarg]

dude, it sounds like you need to move out of the suburbs. or at least ohio suburbs.

[Dimnos]

"That some Buddha thing or somethin'?"

http://u3a1ma.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pVxpwrPbUg_2_KI-IJv0NzrupcB_wmeCvgTq26Q0eC1f_e-yjegbmd2n19g43Su8gU2wlymh8OrnGC_klZ5Wt0I9Tl0bAHwsD/redneck.jpg


:lol

[Dimnos]

Removed double post.

[Tadao]

dude, it sounds like you need to move out of the suburbs. or at least ohio suburbs.

We have suggested this before.

[Kitsa]

The tragic thing is, it's a really nice area. This is contained to a set of 6 duplexes, 3 on each side of the street.

We had an opportunity for a house on the nicer end of the street, at an incredible price, but by the time we found out the price had been reduced, there were 6 people in line to buy, cash in hand :(

[Dimnos]

Fact is no matter where you move at least one of your neighbors will be a moron you dont want to live next to. Its like an extension of Murphys law or something. You should look on the bright side... While your neighbor is an idiot that set his house on fire, he didnt set YOUR house on fire.

[Dr. Boogie]

Yet.

Keep a fire extinguisher handy.

[Tadao]

Buy a farm.

[kahljorn]

yea everytime the 100,000 douchebags in this city do something that annoys me I just think of THERE WILL BE BLOOD.

"There are times when I look at people and I see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough money that I can get away from everyone."
"I can't keep doing this on my own with these... people. "