I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

Or did he? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Sep 1st, 2015, 06:31 AM Aug 31st
You all know what day that is! It's they day before all the new people and seasonal posters show up.

It's Vet day!
Happy Halloween, Fuckers! >:

Follow my tumblr over the next 12 weeks for plenty of holiday scares. :rolleyes

Have you ever looked at a puppet and thought "I'd fuck that."?

I hope that happens to me one day.

if its a Real-doll, why not ;3
*mumbles* Something something functioning genitals defeating the point or something.

[Otto]

That's that shit I'm talking about. Do you say that shit in public?

Wes Craven died, whaaaaat

My insane pen scratchings pass as art, I get a free pass in most places. The trick is to only do it in places where people look like they can name more than two artists (and in my state you have to qualify it with "Thomas Kinkade doesn't count".)

[Tadao]

Happy Halloween, Fuckers! >:

Follow my tumblr over the next 12 weeks for plenty of holiday scares. :rolleyes


:rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Shut up Rankeri you big ol' bag of antlers

:lol :lol

do a search for "esuohlim" you'll get a lot of great lines like this

[Tadao]

Maybe on Vet day we pardon 1 vet.

[Otto]

so i picked up drawing again for the first time in like five months. You jerks want to see some fucking goddamn art?

[Tadao]

Is it Hentai?

[Otto]

noooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

[Otto]

http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a540/PoseyVonLang/gimp_zpszsgo9kvl.jpg (http://s1282.photobucket.com/user/PoseyVonLang/media/gimp_zpszsgo9kvl.jpg.html)
http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a540/PoseyVonLang/bagman_zpsincyegac.jpg (http://s1282.photobucket.com/user/PoseyVonLang/media/bagman_zpsincyegac.jpg.html)
http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a540/PoseyVonLang/splint_zpsu6sj2mu2.jpg (http://s1282.photobucket.com/user/PoseyVonLang/media/splint_zpsu6sj2mu2.jpg.html)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I like it.

Did nazis ever have genies? That should have been their goal.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12115

[Tadao]

Those are Jawsome!

[Otto]

Also going to get to work on two comix now that I'm on something to keep my anxiety tamped down. Have to put up some character sketches.

[Pub Lover]

I have images saved since 2005 and earlier. I don't know the context of most of these anymore. Half of these I probably never posted here! But I'm sure some people here (PUB) have been collecting images (PUB) with creepy meticulousness for years (PUB LOVER) and it's time to post that shit again. A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE. I'm going to keep adding to the thread and I encourage participation. This is about having fun!

I very nearly made a picture nostalgia post the other day. I was looking for the Missed Brak Fool image for the previous page but my photobucket was filled with insane garbage that I did not understand. :eek
Time for what again?
Happy Halloween, Fuckers! >:

Follow my tumblr over the next 12 weeks for plenty of holiday scares. :rolleyes
EIGHT MONTHS OF HALLOWEEN, SON :picklehat

Only 8 months this year? :(
This is some high stakes gambling we've got here. What if we're bluffing and have to go home to our husbands and explain we lost all of our housekeeping halloweens?
:rolleyes


http://s18.postimg.org/ybq6ys849/sadpub.png

:( :( :(
I'm doing even less ok now than I was that time. :lol

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/GUS-SHE-FLASH.gif


This is the least disturbing selfie I have rediscovered being online.

I took a lot? I really shouldn't have.

So many of them are topless! Why did I take so many pictures of myself topless! Did someone ask for that shit?

"Hey Pub, I really like seeing a pudgy guy with a huge head and a shitty beard without a shirt. Hmm, pasty raw chicken looking skin turns me on."

:vomit

[Pub Lover]

What is the :puke emotion command again? >:

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/june/edit.gif

[Tadao]

SaNt9-QkiHI

[Tadao]

:rolleyes

[Tadao]

Can I be a mod?

[Colonel Flagg]

Can I be a mod?

We've been down this road before. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

I need Brak to have cleavage. Then we can page rack.

[Otto]

i tried to kill myself yesterday with pills and two pints of booze and all I did was sleep all day and throw up in the morning

i wonder if i set my house on fire if the smoke will make me pass out before I start burning

[Tadao]

It would probably just make you sick till the fireman arrives and puts your 3rd degree burned ass in an ambulance.

[Otto]

Hey, at least he'd have some stories to share with that psychiatric hospital orderly whose face I slashed open 3 years ago.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Oh, you.

[Otto]

The thing that disappointed me the most about my trips to the nuthouse were that the orderlies were just meathead idiots in cheap scrubs. I was expecting dudes in white collared shirts and black bow ties.

HOLLYWOOD LIED TO ME

[Tadao]

Haven't you seen the Disorderlies?

[SuperYuriGagarin]

The thing that disappointed me the most about my trips to the nuthouse were that the orderlies were just meathead idiots in cheap scrubs. I was expecting dudes in white collared shirts and black bow ties.

HOLLYWOOD LIED TO ME

i think you're confusing orderlies with kamen rider henchmen

[Otto]

Watch any old nuthouse based movie. The orderlies, the muscle they use to keep the unruly nuts in check are always wearing bow ties with their names embroidered on their shirts. Prime example: one flew over the cuckoo's nest.


Always appreciatea a Kamen Rider reference, though.

[Colonel Flagg]

I need Brak to have cleavage. Then we can page rack.

I thought you did that once before, with a young lass from NC who posted an ill-advised selfie in a rest room.

Hilarity ensued.

[Tadao]

Oh I think I did. Did I cover her face with Brak? MB it was Pub.

[Pub Lover]

:blah

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2011/PageRackkitsa.gif

[Colonel Flagg]

Thanks for that.

BTW anyone hear from Kit lately?

[Tadao]

I you build a hockey thread she will cum.

[MarioRPG]

:blah
Got a laugh out of me. :lol

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance1.gifhttp://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance1.gif

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

or that blond girl. what the hell was her name?

[Pub Lover]

I'm so tired of you fags, I'm on a quest to bring the ladies back.

ugh

..

[Tadao]

:lol

[Colonel Flagg]

That's my granddaughter you pervs. >:

[Tadao]

Somehow I suspected that.

[Pub Lover]

Today's Birthdays

Qeklouv, Peavobril, Spaxaghun, Vukosnay, Skasmeas, umop apisdn, XMoltresX (23)

What is the deal with today then?


I don't have to put any effort in.

I am naturally a shitty person on the internet.

It is my special gift.

Why do those people not come here anymore?

Short answer: You.

Long answer: Me.

Not enough people have a Sad, Lonely Nerd Loser fetish. :eek

And I don't want to go to dick pic deleters prison. :eek

I don't know why my face is on a dildo.A phrase I hope you didn't expect to have to write. :eek

I DID NOT GET A BONER >:

JUST DROP IT

[Pub Lover]

This is the least disturbing selfie I have rediscovered being online.

I took a lot? I really shouldn't have.

So many of them are topless! Why did I take so many pictures of myself topless! Did someone ask for that shit?

"Hey Pub, I really like seeing a pudgy guy with a huge head and a shitty beard without a shirt. Hmm, pasty raw chicken looking skin turns me on."

:vomit
Hey buddy. You seem to have forgotten that you posted all of those pictures in this thread. ;)

[Pub Lover]

Currently the most popular thread on this forum is you guys all roleplaying ZBF's suicide party. :rolleyes :eek

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Bring your own ropes, bitches.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

We got sandwiches goddamnit >:

[Tadao]

ONE FUCKING JOB!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I just cleaned up a bunch of cat shit, I don't want anymore jobs.

[captain516]

Fuck you kid, you'll watch Michael Fassbinder and Seth Roagun on the bigscreen and you'll like it!

[liquidstatik]

..

[liquidstatik]

..

[Pub Lover]

I just cleaned up a bunch of cat shit, I don't want anymore jobs.Fuck you kid, you'll watch Michael Fassbinder and Seth Roagun on the bigscreen and you'll like it!
:lol
why is this pl,ace not dead yet
Losers.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

NOBODY CAME TO MY GODDAMN PARTY.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Tadao]

32DARlE4xhU

[Nick]

rip

[MarioRPG]

I miss (some of) you kids.

[liquidstatik]

..

[bigtimecow]

i have anxiety :(

[Esuohlim]

I got married two months ago :(

[replicant]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/1ef54e032dddf00c255ea9234a3f1e9e/tumblr_inline_nfh6gp87ND1rnoj80.gif

[liquidstatik]

..

[captain516]

YOU THOUGHT MILHAUSE WAS SINGLE?

[Tadao]

He stole Sarah Horseface Parker from Bueller.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I think I saw Sam's d*ck on here once or something. Anyone else remember that?

[Tadao]

Man, no Secret Santa? I'm outta here! lol

What a strange fan base.

[captain516]

They don't hang around for 11 months out of the year but "crawl out of the woodwork" for the chance to get candy and trinkets and to post WACKY STORIEZ LOL
Maybe it's because I'm a bitter asshole, but that sh*t s*unds f*cked up to me, yo

[zeldasbiggestfan]

You guise, play Undertale :o That was fun.

No hiding Santa or whatever makes me sad :(

[Tadao]

:eek

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/PageRack.gif

[Pub Lover]

i have anxiety :(
me too, p lame
We all do. :lol

I got married two months ago :(
pix?
Congrats. Is he a looker? :rolleyes

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I spent way too much money on Earthbound today.

[Tadao]

:lol RoG, I think watching you watch He Man, well it's probably the most relaxed I've ever seen you. I think it looks good on you.

[inferno]

They don't hang around for 11 months out of the year but "crawl out of the woodwork" for the chance to get candy and trinkets and to post WACKY STORIEZ LOL
Maybe it's because I'm a bitter asshole, but that sh*t s*unds f*cked up to me, yo

YoYoYo, I'm back and straight out of Woodworkz to ask "Where The Candy and Trinkets at?" </JOKE>

But really, I've been checking the Forum Events page since November 1st with growing worry, completely missing that people have been posting here. (I'm just so good at internet forums you guys)

Now how can I gift RoG with 20 USD of bulk Mellowcreme Pumpkins
------Don't read if you are RoG, it's a secret!

[inferno]

Other than that, How's life everyone?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I've had some good poops recently.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Fuck guys, nobody's up late on here anymore :(

OR ON EVER :(:(:(

[captain516]

I have a really fucking bad case of procrastination.
It's so bad that the only way I can motivate myself to finish something is if I have drink (or several) first.
Which brings me to what I've been drinking lately:
Kraken + diet coke= decent enough. If Grislygus was here he'd be ripping me a new asshole right now, I remember him being something of a liquor snob.
Homemade pine nut vodka + cranberry juice + one of those powdered drink mix packets= Life in Mother Russia has taught my grandparents some hard lessons, but this is one of those things that you're obligated to pass on to your descendants. Hell, if I had the resources and time, I'd be bottling Captain516's secret family recipe kedrovaya. Of course I'm too much of a faggot to drink it straight, hence the other stuff to act as a buffer.
Hoegaarden White Ale= the beer with a funny name and a great taste.

UPDATE: Pernod tastes like ass and poo (and licorice, same difference amirite), if you can drink this without gagging you are a better man than I.

[Pub Lover]

Happy new year, you fucking fucks. :dunce

[Pub Lover]

Woah, I guess I do have some of the emoticons here memorized. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I have a really fucking bad case of procrastination.
I procrastinated my teens and twenties. I am now working on my thirties. :rock
It's so bad that the only way I can motivate myself to finish something is if I have drink (or several) first.
I am only here because I am drunk. I was only ever here drunk. I guess I have been sober for a while? Whoops, fell off the wagon Better call my sponsor. :hypno
If Grislygus was here he'd be ripping me a new asshole right now, I remember him being something of a liquor snob.
A lot of the losers here were booze snobs. I was one of them. HEY PAST ME, I AM DRINKING MOSCOW MULES BECAUSE I AM A LITTLE BITCH! :lol

Of course I'm too much of a faggot to drink it straight, hence the other stuff to act as a buffer.
Hit me up sugarlips.;) :orgasm :thatsuckingdickemoticonwehad

[Pub Lover]

:thatsuckingdickemoticonwehad

:blowme

[Pub Lover]

Another year older. :|

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Fuck guys. Happy New Year

[Esuohlim]

whatever

[Tadao]

jerk

[Otto]

I don't crawl out of the woodwork! I come in and out of depressive hazes.

I refuse to believe it's a new year until I hear it from my commanding officer. Also don't looke Hess in the eye, he has a screw loose.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I got a new job this week. I make circuit boards now.

NOBODY IS GONNA SEE THIS :(

[Mockery]

I saw it. Congrats :picklehat

[Tadao]

When you say you make circuit boards, do you mean you work the soldering tables with the wage slaves or that you design them? or what? Hope you get paid well, when I was in electronics all I got offered in the 90s was the soldering table.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

lol No, I just make them, I don't design anything hahaha

Hahahahaha, I'm a slave

:(

[Babs]

I'm married now. She's really fucking awesome and very beautiful so I did indeed get very lucky. I'm still in the pharmacy and I'm constantly soldering and doing little things to fight depression from this place being a graveyard now adays.

[Esuohlim]

I married my long-time lady recently. She's been short-hairin' for two years or so, so I'm finally living my oft-advertised dream of getting my fuck on with a woman who looks like a prepubescent medieval page boy and things are just swell in my life right now.

This place was useful for what it was when I needed it in my life. It seems almost fitting that it started dying when my interest waned. But it also saddens me greatly that I was much funnier at 15 than I am now at 28. :(

[captain516]

Our little milhouse is all growed up ;o
http://i.imgur.com/xLuQ61K.jpg

[captain516]

I was never a big part of the community on here but I still like to re-read the threads every once in a while because the internet is all about frog pictures and negro twitters and basically sucks now. I find myself perpetually annoyed at kids and their newfangled music. Is this what being old feels like?

[Babs]

I married my long-time lady recently. She's been short-hairin' for two years or so, so I'm finally living my oft-advertised dream of getting my fuck on with a woman who looks like a prepubescent medieval page boy and things are just swell in my life right now.

This place was useful for what it was when I needed it in my life. It seems almost fitting that it started dying when my interest waned. But it also saddens me greatly that I was much funnier at 15 than I am now at 28. :(

It's astounding how it all turns out. I ended up marrying a badass woman who for reasons I'll never know loves guns, look's a mystic elf, and loves not dragging to me shitty places all the time and make my life a living hell, infact it's a hobby of hers. It's surprising what life will offer you when you actually make an effort and give a shit.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I married my long-time lady recently. She's been short-hairin' for two years or so, so I'm finally living my oft-advertised dream of getting my fuck on with a woman who looks like a prepubescent medieval page boy and things are just swell in my life right now.

This place was useful for what it was when I needed it in my life. It seems almost fitting that it started dying when my interest waned. But it also saddens me greatly that I was much funnier at 15 than I am now at 28. :(

I am also in the short haired cute girls club, BUT WE ARE NOT MARRIED YET, I TELL YA.

I wish there was a way to get a reunion type deal on here. It's cool that some people see one another on reddit and shit from here. I think I saw Seven Force on a gamefaqs thread from like 5 years ago, but it could have been another guy.

MAYBE AN I-MOCKERY SUBREDDIT. I'd do it but I don't know how2reddit

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

IT SEEMS LIKE THE GODDAMNS HAVE DRIED THE FUCK UP HERE

[SuperYuriGagarin]

This whole place has dried up. Like a turd in the sun. For a long time it sat in the rain kept moist and smelly. But the storms broken and now it looks like a bit of chalk beneath the sun.

[Babs]

This place is sooooo in this year. 2016 is totally happening. I-mock meetup? I'm already there!

[stevetothepast]

:pagebrak

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I found an old video of Willie eating his beard.
VaFAnBZt1hg

[Pub Lover]

It's surprising what life will offer you when you actually make an effort and give a shit.
Fuck you, Babs! >:

[Pub Lover]

I am back here because I just got an email from Mindsay saying they are relaunching their site. :lol

[Pub Lover]

Remember when we all had Mindsay blogs? :eek

[Pub Lover]

:suicide

[MarioRPG]

I married my long-time lady recently. She's been short-hairin' for two years or so, so I'm finally living my oft-advertised dream of getting my fuck on with a woman who looks like a prepubescent medieval page boy and things are just swell in my life right now.

This was posted like 2 months ago and I had no idea. What the fuck.

[Pub Lover]

I got married two months ago :(

Congrats. Is he a looker? :rolleyes

I married my long-time lady recently. She's been short-hairin' for two years or so, so I'm finally living my oft-advertised dream of getting my fuck on with a woman who looks like a prepubescent medieval page boy and things are just swell in my life right now.

This was posted like 2 months ago and I had no idea. What the fuck.
How could you miss it? It is all he has been talking about since halloween. :eek

[Pub Lover]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfVddsgW4AApTEx.jpg

[Esuohlim]

I am back here because I just got an email from Mindsay saying they are relaunching their site. :lol

:lol :lol

[Esuohlim]

Did I mention that I am making kissies with a girl on a regular basis now. >:

FUCK YOU THIS IS MAGIC. >:

:(

[Pub Lover]

Hey Pub Lover I'm in an actual relationship now so you're on your own from now on pal.

Yep.

[Tadao]

George just got married, thought you jerks should know.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

My friend's kid said "dada" the other day.

FUCK GUYS.

[Tadao]

That is surprising, who knew you would have a friend?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Well, he doesn't know we're friends.

[WhiteRat]

zeldasbiggestprolapsedanus

[Colonel Flagg]

George just got married, thought you jerks should know.

George is dead to me until he finishes his story.

[Tadao]

:sadclownface

[Tadao]

iRpyVEMnYTc

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Aaaaand, I got laid off today.

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[bigtimecow]

zeldasmostunemployedfan

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Welp, back to cutting grass I go.

[Tadao]

You got Trumped lol

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Can't stump the Trump.

[Colonel Flagg]

Drumpf.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Hey guys.

Cutting grass sucks.

[Tadao]

And we witness the 3rd rebirth of ZBF!

[captain516]

Zibif is going to MAKE LAWNS GREAT AGAIN.
If he doesn't get deported first

[Colonel Flagg]

Donald C. Trump for President!

The "C" stands for Carlson.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

GOOD MORNING, J*RKS >:

[WhiteRat]

GOOD MORNING, J*RKS >:

lol look at this Trump supporter

[captain516]

You rang?

[Babs]

Man..... this is sad seeing this...

[Tadao]

It's sadder seeing you post.

[Tadao]

RoG, ssince there is no forum for Screen Junkies, you should make a section here. bwahahahahahahaha

:ibapery

[Tadao]

RIP Misdemonar

[Uncle_Sham]

stranger things?

[Pub Lover]

So I was at the Jazz Bar sipping on a locally brewed Wheat IPA, and a woman sat down at my table with her friend.

The place was filling up and there were not many places left to sit. I indicated to her that no one was using those chairs, so it was fine. I imagine I used those noise things from my mouth that we call words to do this. I can't be sure.

She was too pretty.

There is no medication or therapy in the world that will get me used to the idea that I am allowed in the same room as a woman that is too pretty.

I noticed that she was acting awkwardly. Fuck. Years of self-doubt returned and I spent the next half hour staring into my drink or getting odd returned looks from the band and bar staff.

Finally the too pretty woman and her friend left the bar. I sighed into my beer and my brother leaned in and whispered to me an apology:

"Hey. Sorry that was so awkward. She asked me out earlier this year but I freaked out because she is too pretty. Then I immediately started dating my ex the next day. I guess she isn't over it?"

And that is why I murdered my brother, your honour.



Thinking of you all here at I Mockery Dot Com.
- Pubbles.

[SuperYuriGagarin]

does this dump not even come back online for halloween?

[Guitar Woman]

lol Forum isn't even on the main link banner anymore :(

[captain516]

does this dump not even come back online for halloween?

Try again in december. Free gifts bro!

[Babs]

It's sadder seeing you post.

EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP! The King...... is back

[Esuohlim]

lol Forum isn't even on the main link banner anymore :(

:lol

pack it in, fellas

[Esuohlim]

guys i'm having a child in january :(

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Is it with a creepy girl? Or does she clean herself properly and all that?

[Tadao]

YOU HAVE 1 FUCKING JOB!

[Cedar]

:lol

pack it in, fellas

I blame facebook and reddit for the dead of internet forums

[Rongi]

guys i'm having a child in january :(

Congrats, big fella

[Rongi]

Looking over the posts I made 5 years ago

I uh, really liked to talk about getting my dick sucked

[Rongi]

Man, kahljorn was a funny motherfucker

I miss this place

[Rongi]

Wow, I was really depressed 5 years ago!

It's ok, 21/22 year old Rongi. Eventually you move to NYC and get into a really good PhD program. Chill out, man.

[Rongi]

I was also racist and homophobic? But ironically or something?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

YOU HAVE 1 FUCKING JOB!
I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO DO IT D:

[Ex Leper]

Free Halloween compilations enjoy! (https://www.facebook.com/connquestandunclebangshalloween/?ref=page_internal)

[Esuohlim]

nobody wants that

[zeldasbiggestfan]

So, how 'bout that president Trump?

[captain516]

This is all Stephen Colbert's fault. He should've done more anti-Trump skits!

[Grislygus]

Holy shit Milhouse, you're having a kid?! Part of me wants to offer legitimate congratulations and the other part wants to make a dickish comment. I'll settle on a halfassed, waffling post in which I say nothing of consequence.

Like the old days.

Before certain... People... Were let into the country club.

[Grislygus]

Seriously though details, man! Details!

[Tadao]

Lets see her tits.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Holy shit Milhouse, you're having a kid?! Part of me wants to offer legitimate congratulations and the other part wants to make a dickish comment. I'll settle on a halfassed, waffling post in which I say nothing of consequence.

Like the old days.

Before certain... People... Were let into the country club.

WTF. Front page this shit.

[liquidstatik]

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[Esuohlim]

so i fucked some sex into this lady that I live with legally :x there were no tricks and we can afford it, that's already off to a good start :(

i mean i'm gonna be a dang ol' dad in a month you guys, what the fuck :(

[liquidstatik]

..

[Aaarg]

dads are gay

[Tadao]

I can't wait for Esuohlim (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=522)'s wacky raising a toddler story thread.

[captain516]

Great Secret Santa this year, guys.

[Esuohlim]

:lol

[Esuohlim]

Here, enjoy a "best of" retrospective from years past:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v362/Bhawke/111215-215956.jpg

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q1/Pentegarn/Pic9.jpg

http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/Secret%20Santa%202009/SecretSanta2.jpg

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/Samfucius/I-Mockery/P1000193.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/8mock.jpg


http://i40.tinypic.com/fdhg5v.jpg

[Tadao]

:lol

[captain516]

Those are some good-looking white people.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[bigtimecow]

fuck you

[zeldasbiggestfan]

You guys gonna watch the switch event tonight?

[Tadao]

Is that the new Nintendo crap? Fuck them.

[stevetothepast]

The Zelda game looked okay, the Mario one looked horrible, but I haven't been excited for a new video game for a long time now.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

My preorder is in for both versions of Zelda.

I AM SUPER SALTY THAT I DIDN'T GET A SPECIAL EDITION

[Esuohlim]

i'm a dad now you fucks

if anyone wants to come learn what it's like being a dad i'm hosting a seminar on dadchat at 2am ok just click the link below

link (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH6hFFfIo5U)

[Tadao]

:squigly

[AChimp]

WHATS UP YOU FUCKERS

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I'M ON MEDICATION THAT MAKES ME SHIT MYSELF LIKE 6 TIMES A DAY RIGHT NOW.

PS congrats, milhouse. WHAT'S THE LITTLE BUGGER'S NAME

[Tadao]

i'm a dad now you fucks

if anyone wants to come learn what it's like being a dad i'm hosting a seminar on dadchat at 2am ok just click the link below

link (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH6hFFfIo5U)

I mentioned it to people, CiG and 10K and The Leader amd MLE are all happy for you. I'm sure others are too if the unblock me.

[MarioRPG]

Aw congratulations Milhouse. That's huge news.
Everybody growing up and stuff. Not me.

[captain516]

Aw congratulations Milhouse. That's huge news.
Everybody growing up and stuff. Not me.

You and me both, buddy

Let's party with people we don't like and waste money we don't have while doing everything we can to avoid thinking about time and youth slowly running out without accomplishing anything of merit.

[MarioRPG]

You and me both, buddy

Let's party with people we don't like and waste money we don't have while doing everything we can to avoid thinking about time and youth slowly running out without accomplishing anything of merit.

See? This guy gets it. Literally my biggest news of the past few months is that I almost moved across the country for a meh job, and then didn't.

[Nick]

I can't believe we're fucking dead

[Guitar Woman]

Has anyone actually died yet?

I mean, I guess we have no way of finding out. My money's on Tadao, me, and whoever else does a similar amount of drugs.

[Guitar Woman]

Happy your kid's birthday btw

[Tadao]

I'm racing my way towards death, so I'm a pretty good bet. I don't know how I would find out if GW died. Fucking Otto was so suicidal I had to remove him from Facebook. He might be dead.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I'm alive, and in a new apartment :o

[Esuohlim]

RIP FartinMowler :lol

jk :lol

i hope kellychaos is dead

[captain516]

I hope Chuck Barris dies too, fuck that guy

[WhiteRat]

This place is on it's last few breaths me thinks.

I'm now the proud poppa of a college degree (at the age of 32 even!) from a fancy pants private university thanks to the bi-partisan Post 9/11 GI Bill, which footed the entire 130k bill. Now I just have to find me one of them newfangled jobs everyone has been talking about...

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance1.gif

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gif

[Aaarg]

im moving to chicago in less than a week wut up I-Mackery

[Tadao]

Chicago, from N Carolina?

[Babs]

Found someone lonely enough to marry me. Truly an all time low for humanity. P.s. Snape kills Dumbledore.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I'm making enough money to survive, holy shit guys. I AM LIVING THE DREAM HERE, BE PROUD OF LIL' OL' Z-BIFF

[Aaarg]

Chicago, from N Carolina?

yeh. 10 hour drive, me and my ol' cat, everything i own in a midsized sedan. sunday.

[Tadao]

Good luck my dood. If it's only 10 hours away, then I assume you know your way around Chicago.

[WhiteRat]

I went to Chicago once. I watched a college football game in Evanston (what a lame city and campus) and then got drunk at a bunch of different bars around Wrigleyville. It was a fun time and I would visit again (except Evanston. What a lame city and campus).

[WhiteRat]

yeh. 10 hour drive, me and my ol' cat, everything i own in a midsized sedan. sunday.

When I moved to San Antonio from Saint Paul I drove 23 hours in an SUV with my cat. She freaked out so bad within 10 mins of being in the carrier that I let her out and she spent the entire trip hiding under the driver seat. She did the same thing when I eventually moved back. That cat has logged some serious miles. :rock

[zeldasbiggestfan]

My old cat Zelda went to KC and a few other places efore she died. She meowed like crazy, but she had diabetes and I didn't wanna let her go.

Getting older is no fun

[Tadao]

Moved with my cat in the car on a 12 hour drive. No carrier. She sat on top of stuff on the passenger seat and meowed loudly at me for 10 hours. I went to Chicago for a concert and visited the museum. Food is good.

[Esuohlim]

I LIVE IN CHICAGO

I WILL HAVE TO MOVE IF AAARG IS COMING THOUGH

[Aaarg]

get to moving, son, i'm in humboldt park now.

after about 9 hours of driving, i got a flat tire. good stuff.

i've let my cat ride freely before, it wasn't great. she meowed for about two hours, then kept quiet and just endured. THEN she had to spend two nights in a house with 4 other cats. she was not happy. now she's good!

[Tadao]

What's that you say? Cats don't like change? Hold on, let me get a pen and paper.

[Aaarg]

other things to note:
- fluffy tail
- pointy ear
- some teeth
- need water for life

[zeldasbiggestfan]

TRACKS LITTER ALL OVER THE GODDAMN FLOOR >:

[Pub Lover]

i'm a dad now you fucks
OMG! Congrats! Your wife now has evidence that she did teh secks! :eek

Now we just have to wait on the paternity test to find out if you did, Esuohlim. :lol
WHATS UP YOU FUCKERS
I am not a fucker. :posh

I'm a wanker. :wank :tear :orgasm :x
I mentioned it to people, CiG and 10K and The Leader amd MLE are all happy for you. I'm sure others are too if the unblock me.
You've got there an astonishing number of people that seem to only selectively block people. :eek

I can't remember what I did to alienate everyone here. :lol
Everybody growing up and stuff. Not me.

Let's party with people we don't like and waste money we don't have while doing everything we can to avoid thinking about time and youth slowly running out without accomplishing anything of merit.
Looks like we've got some contenders still fighting me for most pathetic. :eek

Guys, you'll never beat me. :lol

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I'm sweating my ass off in a laundromat because my totally sweet new apartment has bed bugs. It's a really good time.

Fuck

[Esuohlim]

You're a fucking whiner, zeldasfattestfan. In some countries people would grateful to eat those bedbugs

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I know man, I'm too negative.

TELL YOUR BABY MAKER HAPPY MOM'S DAY OR WHATEVER PEOPLE OF YOUR CULTURE AND STATURE DO

[Esuohlim]

look zbf I know you've been here a while now, but I don't see that you've submitted a collection of dick picks from all angles for our Secret Forum's Dick Pick Megathread (we even have Kitsa's).

until you do you can't be one of the Gang. pm Pub Lover for details

[Tadao]

Surprisingly, only one person here has received a pic of my dick.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

My d*ck is all over the place man. That weird smell at the laundromat?

That's my d*ck, homie. Free smells for all. And if you want to see it, just inhale deeply through the nose with closed eyes. At least that's how my ladyfriend finds it

[Esuohlim]

man

why we gotta put up with you

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Because unfortunately, we seem to be the only ones here :(

I miss everyone, and the time when we all could post and get shit on by eachother by the end of the day. Now we gotta wait a week and read 2 replies. I miss this place

[Tadao]

Fucking fecalpheliac

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Thanks man, I needed that. I miss you too, bb ;)

[Aaarg]

woah rude

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Don't take it all personally, I miss you too man!

[captain516]

I was smoking a bowl earlier and had some nice thoughts about this site (more specifically, the forums).
All the people that used to gather here have pretty much moved on. You got the last of the last holdouts like Tadao, Zelda, Aaaaarg, and that guy who only posts in the Television and Film thread. But for the most part, anybody who was once here has ended their association with the site. Who the fuck knows what they're up to now? Having fucking babies and shit, probably. Most of the users here were good guys and I wish them all the best. For example, I hope Willie is losing his weight and I hope that Guitar Woman has long ago OD'd on heroin.
The very people that founded this website? Where are they now? Rog is doing computer shit, I know that much. But what about Protoclown? Max Burbank? They're probably doing fine, but the important thing is that they've all grown past this. They've moved on.
It's crazy how long I-Mockery has been around, and it's crazy to compare the total post numbers over the years. I wonder if any of the past forum members even remember coming here anymore.


If all that sounded gay as fuck, I'm sorry. I can't be a fag in real life so I have to do it through my writing.

[Tadao]

They all got murdered. It's a big whodunit.

[Aaarg]

earlier this month i met somebody who has been an internet acquaintance since 2000. our association is old enough to have a license and a job, and is far older than any of my ~irl~ friendships (those that i haven't actively damaged or passively neglected to death at least).

RIP message boards as a social medium

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I still see gw post here once in awhile. I still have Seththomas's address somewhere. I always wanted to send him a nice pipe and tobacco as an apology for years ago. He may not even remember this place.

I love you, bitches. All of ya.

[Esuohlim]

All these people are on facebook using their real names and talking to each other there instead of talking to fake names with fucking zelda avatars

[zeldasbiggestfan]

And letting me know that OREO O'S ARE COMING BACK. WHAT THE FUCK

[Sebra]

I saw Jixby Phillips @ the big auditorium downtown a few months ago. He is getting laid on the reg by all sorts of chicks

[All Hail Duke]

that guy who only posts in the Television and Film thread.


well i don't really have a hell of a lot to say

[Tadao]

Yeah Captain you fucking fuck fuck.

[Tadao]

Sacks hasn't posted in his thread since January. I hope he didn't dead.

[Dr. V]

All these people are on facebook using their real names and talking to each other there instead of talking to fake names with fucking zelda avatars

To be fair, there's a fair amount of dipshits on facebook with zelda avatars.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Duke's response made me lol hard

[Aaarg]

zeldasbiggestflan

[UP_SHUT]

This is the first time I've logged in about 10 years.
What a mind fuck.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

So we went to dinner at this classy Italian ristorante and this girl came. It was her first time going out after having her baby so she wasn't used to alcohol.

She went on this five minute drunken rant about how teenagers have it so easy with websites because they just click and drag pictures where they want them to be. They didn't have to figure out html coding for pages if you wanted bouncing stars next to words or even have text that is the color red.

At the end of the rant she raised her wine glass in the air like she was going to empty a clip and yelled at the top of her lungs:

HTML MMOOOOTTTTHHHEEEERRRRFFFFFUUUCCCKKKKEEEERRRRRSSSSS S

[zeldasbiggestfan]

That dude who shot that senator today is from my hometown :o

Fucking weird

[Tadao]

You should run for Senate.

[Aaarg]

So we went to dinner at this classy Italian ristorante and this girl came.

DANG BRO

[captain516]

Bitches love pasta

[Tadao]

You fill your bitch up on pasta? Get classy my dude and get that bitch some lobster.

[Sam]

Tell that bitch she gonna get her own lobster.