I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

[hot Kukuro]

Yes. Hot, right? :orgasm


[picture of publover in his underpants]


wait a minute - is it you, or the zero? or are you REALLY Ms. Palin??

[Zhukov]

I'm not posting in this thread anymore if that keeps popping up.

[Pub Lover]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/pubtadaofist.jpg
...the same as when you try to express your disdain by posting pictures of little boy knuckles.
Yay for little boy knuckles rubbing my thirty year old dick (pics on demand).

[Pub Lover]

wait a minute - is it you, or the zero? or are you REALLY Ms. Palin??

I wish I was Ms. Palin offering you pics of her dick. God, that is hot. :yum

[Pub Lover]

I'm not posting in this thread anymore if that keeps popping up.

Kitsa! Look what you have done! You have offended the Tasmanian ambassador! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Poor pub and his little boy knuckles. WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS THERE JERK FACE!
I can think of a way that I'd forgive him. :orgasm :yum :eek

[Pub Lover]

It's a Christmas miracle!

Maybe baby knuckles will follow your example.

You're licking the wrong tentpole if you think I'll be stopping posting anytime soon, Silly McCannotRead.

[Pub Lover]

idk who Hunter S. Thompson is

"Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives…and to the “good life”, whatever it is and wherever it happens to be." - Hunter S. Thompson

[Pub Lover]

Hunter S. Thompson used to post here
His contribution is the pride and joy of my I-Mockery Penis Folder. ;)

[Pub Lover]

I like how the approach of letting someone ramble on and on until they realize what they're saying typically turns out the best. I use this when people call into Comcast and eventually they mention the exact reason why their service isn't working or why they have a $600 bill.

OH THOSE PORN MOVIES COST THAT MUCH? EACH TIME??

Cool. Then maybe you can answer my initial ?

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[Pub Lover]

I like how the approach of letting someone ramble on and on until they realize what they're saying typically turns out the best.

Cool. Then maybe you can answer my initial ?

:|

[Pub Lover]

:|

Cool. Then maybe you can answer my initial ?

:confused

[Pub Lover]

:lol

:confused

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[Pub Lover]

:picklehat

[kahljorn]

that was a sampler penis ;/

[Pub Lover]

It was very enticing. Everyone here should drop the 2 C-notes to see more of your 12-inches.

[hot Kukuro]

ok, i totally got none of that

[Chojin]

PS3 died today after I was already having a shitty day/week/month. I feel like I should be angry, but I simply don't have any emotion left to spend it on hardware.

[Pub Lover]

At least you're fit & sexy, Mister Y. :love

[Pub Lover]

ok, i totally got none of that

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[hot Kukuro]

well that sure as hell wasn't sexy : (

[Kitsa]

I didn't offend the Tasmanian ambassador. I provided material with which you offended the Tasmanian ambassador. Creative commons and whatnot.

[Zhukov]

I'm filing a complaint at the embassy. Mark my words.

[Pub Lover]

I wish I had the self-control to stop offending him. :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

[Zhukov]

So I'm applying for a government job in immigration, and the application process is grueling.

Describe a situation that demonstrates your ability to work alongside colleagues who may hold differing and diverse cultural beliefs and/or personal values.

In your answer, please ensure you address the following:
What was the situation and what was your role?
Who were the colleagues you were working with?
In what way did their beliefs and/or values differ?
How did you ensure that you were able to create a positive working relationship with each of your colleagues?

Who were the colleagues? Do they really need to know? Are they going to check up on them? Basically they want me to say that 'despite John being a Nazi, I was able to put that behind us and really get stuck into the portfolios that needed doing'.


Provide an example that demonstrates your ability to contribute to a good outcome by developing practical solutions to problems.

Provide an example that demonstrates your ability to contribute to a good outcome by developing practical solutions to problems. A different example this time.

Provide yet another example that demonstrates your ability to contribute to a good outcome by developing practical solutions to problems. You had better not be making these up.

[Kitsa]

what was your practical solution for that huntsman spider on the greenery you were showing us earlier?

[Zhukov]

The last time I was attacked by a spider was a few days ago when I was getting out of the shower. After I came too, I decided that the practical solution to encountering a spider of any kind is to deal death to it in the quickest time possible. Using my skill with a cricket bat, I parried it's clumsy advances and countered back with deft strokes, incapacitating it in a short time, and then finishing it off within the next few minutes. This was a good outcome since I was alive and it was dead, unable to breed and create potentially hundreds more spiders.

[Kitsa]

I would definitely use that anecdote on the application.

I'm redheaded and part Jewish. You know me, does that help you?

[Zhukov]

I am only allowed to put people in a work related supervisory role as referees! I had to change my resume to not include all my friends.

[Fathom Zero]

I love you Zhukov.

[Esuohlim]

Man, opening up the page to FZ nipples in a public place ain't cool :(

[hot Kukuro]

i dunno if potential employers know you enjoy spending your free time on i-mockery. Woah, the state of the world

[kahljorn]

It was very enticing. Everyone here should drop the 2 C-notes to see more of your 12-inches.

Agreed. It would be a picture for everybody anyway

[Phoenix Gamma]

HEY GUYS ON A SCALE OF ONE TO GAY HOW LAME IS IT TO ASK SOMEONE OUT TO DINNER ON FACEBOOK CHAT?

This chick was all "oh here's my number! Take it and call me and we'll go out sometime" but then was all "oh but I lost my phone so just hit me up on facebook". I'm pretty sure that was so I don't call her though :(
edit: she said "yes" so I guess it was probably only a "9 out of gay".

[Fathom Zero]

It's just the new thing. I've made dates like dat, yo.

[Sam]

IF IT'S A DATE WITH A LADY IT'S NOT GAY AT ALL.

AS LONG AS YOU GET BALLS DEEP IN IT.

[Fathom Zero]

get all up in that shit like crabs

[Phoenix Gamma]

"balls deep"..."with a lady"..."not gay at all"..."crabs"...gotcha. Thanks guys!!! :):):):)

She told me she's getting her phone that day so she's gonna call me when she gets it so I can pick her up. But she told me to text her my number even though she lost her phone.

I'm probably gonna be alone on Friday. NOW I'LL NEVER GET BALLS DEEP IN CRABS. :(:(:(:(:(:(

[Sam]

I JUST HOPE YOU GET TO TICKLE SOME MINGE.

[Fathom Zero]

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Play her some Soul Coughing. The ladies'll think you're deep or something.

[executioneer]

did you guys know, there is ONE COOKIE SLOT (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69705373) left

unless you want to FORCE sam or tadao to take it, the poor devils

[Phoenix Gamma]

EXCUSE ME I DIDN'T GET A DEGREE IN FINE ART AND GRAPHIC DESIGN FOR NOTHING. I'M ALREADY PRETTY MUCH DEEPER AND SMARTER THAN EVERYONE.

In retrospect, she probably isn't my type. Her listed religious view is "Kim Kardashian"...

[Tadao]

Dude, maybe she has a big Kardashian ass. Look for the good things in a woman, or be lonely. W/E

[Esuohlim]

Pumpkin pie for breakfast, fuck yeah

[Esuohlim]

Breakfast at 12:15pm, fuck yeah

[Esuohlim]

In retrospect, she probably isn't my type. Her listed religious view is "Kim Kardashian"...

MAEBY SHE LIKES VIDEO GAMS :(

[Fathom Zero]

I made fried rice at nine.

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Goth fried rice.

[Ex Leper]

Has anyone here had their wisdom teeth taken out? I'm having all four taken out on Monday.

[Fathom Zero]

Mine haven't affected the rest of my mouth, so I haven't needed to. Yet.

[Pub Lover]

:pagedylan

[Pub Lover]

I forgot about that. Bugger. :peeved

[Tadao]

:lol What loser is trying to get into my newgrounds account?

[Esuohlim]

Has anyone here had their wisdom teeth taken out? I'm having all four taken out on Monday.

NO SIR NOT YET

BUT I HEAR IT'S AWFUL

AND YOU CAN'T SUCK DICKS FOR THREE WEEKS :tear

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I need to have my wisdom teeth taken out but I'm having a kid instead. I have 7 wisdom teeth.

[Dimnos]

I had mine taken out years ago. They pumped me full of demerol and I had a great time.

[Pub Lover]

:lol What loser is trying to get into my newgrounds account?

I heard that is where you stored your cock pictures. :yum

[Tadao]

Close, it was a virtual reality game where you get to see what it's like to put your mouth around my cock.

[MarioRPG]

I need to have my wisdom teeth taken out but I'm having a kid instead. I have 7 wisdom teeth.

I've never heard children being referred to as a pain killer... usually a headache-maker.

[Pentegarn]

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[Tadao]

Euros are about as useful as confederate money.

[Pentegarn]

:lol

[Tanuki]

I got another turkish e-mail from Badoo. I am confused. :(

[The Leader]

Has anyone here had their wisdom teeth taken out? I'm having all four taken out on Monday.
I have. I could eat fine the day after and everything was wonderful.

[MLE]

I have and I was in terrible pain for a month.

[Kitsa]

I still have all my wisdom teeth, but I had both lower 12-year molars removed because they were so radiation-kerfuckered. I had a valium-versed drip and I don't remember a damned thing. They put the IV in and it was like one blink of an eye later and I was being escorted out the special woozy-patient door. Seriously, the procedure part was a total blank. I was so thrilled with this that I sent the office a gift basket.

I don't remember any especial pain but trying to remember to not drink out of a straw was kind of a pain in the ass.

[executioneer]

i got my lower wisdom teeth still

going in for a root canal monday, though

although i hear it's not as bad as it's rumored to be anymore

[Wiffles]

Wisdom teeth are the work of the devil! Get it? Evolution = devil! XP

[Ex Leper]

The doctor I went to said that the surgery would only be an hour.

[replicant]

I had my wisdom teeth out all at the same time. I opted for general anesthesia. I didn't want to be awake for the process. It was painful when the numbing agent wore off. I didn't get any heavy duty pain killers. I had my surgery done in a dental school because I didn't have dental insurance. They only let the professors operate so no problems there. However, the Tylenol prescribed was not enough to ease the pain. I was taking lots of Tylenol and popping penicillin plus using ice packs off and on. Applesauce was my best friend.

The pain was bad in the first few days then eased up. About a week to get over it all. Thankfully I didn't haven't complications like a dry socket.

The most common complication is a dry socket.

(EDITED) Description/Explanation taken from Colgate's website: A dry socket occurs when a blood clot doesn’t form in the hole or the blood clot prematurely breaks off or breaks down. In a dry socket, the underlying bone is exposed to air and food. This can be very painful and can cause a bad odor or taste. A dry socket needs to be treated with a medicated dressing to stop the pain and encourage the area to heal.

My husband got one of these. He was complaining of the pain for a while.

[The Leader]

The pain was bad in the first few days then eased up. About a week to get over it all. Thankfully I didn't haven't complications like a dry socket.

The most common complication is a dry socket.

A dry socket occurs when a blood clot doesn’t form in the hole or the blood clot prematurely breaks off or breaks down. In a dry socket, the underlying bone is exposed to air and food. This can be very painful and can cause a bad odor or taste. A dry socket needs to be treated with a medicated dressing to stop the pain and encourage the area to heal.

My husband got one of these. He was complaining of the pain for a while.
Do you write for wikipedia?

[Dimnos]

The doctor I went to said that the surgery would only be an hour.

Sounds about right. Did he say what he would give you for the surgery?

[Colonel Flagg]

Has anyone here had their wisdom teeth taken out? I'm having all four taken out on Monday.

Yes, many years ago, back when it was a 2 day hospital stay. All 4 at once. I didn't experience any major issues, and advances in anaesthesia should make it even less of a pain in the butt.

Luck to you.

[Ex Leper]

Sounds about right. Did he say what he would give you for the surgery?

I had my x-rays done about 3 weeks ago and I forgot what he said but I remember him running down a list of options. I'll definitely take whatever will make me the calmest and hopefully least painful. Hopefully the 4 day space between the surgery won't screw me up too bad to miss work that weekend.

Thanks for the well wishes everyone.

[Dimnos]

If dimerol is an option I would highly suggest you take it. When you wake up the next day you will want to do it again. :)

[replicant]

Do you write for wikipedia?

Not really. I just was too lazy to edit the info I copied from Colgate's website to explain dry socket. It is good to know because they didn't even tell me about that complication. I learned of it because my hubby went through it.

[MLE]

I had it, too. Though I had two dry sockets at once.

[Esuohlim]

nasa is holding a conference tomorrow to tell us about some sort of exceptional discovery they have made! but it'll probably be something dumb :( why the secrecy!?

So wait, was the exceptional discovery the black hole or the arsenic life forms?

Because one was revealed three weeks later, but is WAY more exceptional >:

[MLE]

Not actually found like that. It was created.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/03/science/03arsenic.html?_r=2&partner=rss&emc=rss

[Kitsa]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/1755781713.html

This may well be one of the most bizarre craigslist postings I've ever read, and that's saying something.

[Phoenix Gamma]

My date stood me up! :)
I'm angry, yet relieved!

Then I learned that drinking alone isn't fun. So I went to Barnes and Nobel and worked on some sketches instead.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/1755781713.html

This may well be one of the most bizarre craigslist postings I've ever read, and that's saying something.

:lol
That's incredible. For some reason I didn't expect him to be an MJ impersonator. Boy do I feel silly.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I google mapped how to get from China to Japan and it says to take a jet ski.

[MarioRPG]

I google mapped how to get from China to Japan and it says to take a jet ski.

I remember seeing this somewhere a while back... Also did my house to england or something and it was like "swim 2, 502 miles" or whatever. But that was a couple years back.

[elx]

So wait, was the exceptional discovery the black hole or the arsenic life forms?

Because one was revealed three weeks later, but is WAY more exceptional >:
MLE hinted this already (cant see her article), but this discovery isn't really all that exceptional - at least not in the manner it's being represented. there seems to be some sort of misconception going around that this microorganism is in someway alien, which it is not. the discovery also isn't of the organism itself, it's of what the organism is capable of doing. the idea behind the study was basically that the scientists could culture this bacteria, isolate it and manipulate it in order to prove a point. the point was that life could exist under conditions that are different than what we previously thought.

basically, we search for alien life by seeking out the conditions that we know can support life and we deduct the candidates that do not foster these conditions. so, by expanding the conditions we've also expanded our search. that was the only alien/space relation! i don't find it all that exciting personally, all we've done is broaden a search that was already huge to begin with. which isn't exactly getting us closer.

& back to the original point, this is just as disappointing as the other news release and the trend is getting annoying. NASA is purposefully irresponsible with adjectives in order to attract interest/attention.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I remember seeing this somewhere a while back... Also did my house to england or something and it was like "swim 2, 502 miles" or whatever. But that was a couple years back.


It wouldn't give me directions to anywhere in europe at all >:

It did give me intricate details about getting to New Zealand though including taking a Kayak from california to hawaii. Then kayaking again from hawaii to Japan.

[Zhukov]

I didn't know what the fuck you were talking about for a while there. :lol

[Pub Lover]

NASA is purposefully irresponsible with adjectives in order to attract interest/attention.

NASA is such a slut.

[elx]

yes and i haven't even told you about those special favors they've been giving away in private in exchange for monetary funds :(

[elx]

has anybody here besides sam changed their birth name?

[Fathom Zero]

fuck unicorns

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I have.

[Esuohlim]

SAM TEH GRAY FURBY

[Pentegarn]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/1755781713.html

This may well be one of the most bizarre craigslist postings I've ever read, and that's saying something.

Look at this detail though

Location: Philly

So Colonel, you gonna answer this?

[Sam]

SAM TEH GRAY FURBY

I WAS ONCE A HOT HOLIDAY ITEM, LIKE TICKLE ME ESUOHLIM AND MIGHTY MORPHIN TADAO RANGERS.

[Colonel Flagg]

So Colonel, you gonna answer this?

Let me think ... no.

[Colonel Flagg]

NASA is such a slut.

NASA is such a slut = Santa Claus sushi

Merry Christmas

[captain516]

Guise does the top banner look...off to anybody else?
http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/4338/wtfip.jpg (http://img94.imageshack.us/i/wtfip.jpg/)[/IMG]

[Fathom Zero]

lol

[stevetothepast]

haha

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Kitsa]

I just drank a brown mumbler and holy shit those are stronger than I remember :shocked

[Pub Lover]

What is a brown mumbler? :eek

[Pub Lover]

...because google is down. :conspiracy

[Pub Lover]

II have gender dysphoria and want to be a girl and as a result am pretty much a huge faggot.
I look forward to you showing me your penis. :)

[Pub Lover]

we've already got one GW too many.

I have similar sentiments about Canadians. :eek

[Kitsa]

Well, the ones I am used to are three parts decent whiskey, one part vermouth, some muddled drunken cherries and enough lime soda to make it look respectable.

Ice if you're a sissy.

[Pub Lover]

Kitsa, that sounds like something I would like in my mouth. Thank you. :)

[Kitsa]

you're welcome. They're called mumblers because after a couple you stop being coherent.

On that note, I think I need to hit the whiskey-cherry jar again.

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Kitsa]

Here's a good way to fuck with people: fake party nibbles.

http://thestoragestore.com/x-2-party-nuts-bowl-faux-food.html

[Babs]

At first glance, I thought that you typed fake party nipples.

[Pub Lover]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcxr98JNgb1qzt4vjo1_500.gif

[executioneer]

SNAKY

[Pub Lover]

Makes me want to put up a page of your SEIZURE TIME. :eek

[Wiffles]

Its good in a minimalistic abstract way. I like how the straight stripe lines contrast the flowing nature of the worm. A modern twist to the classic black and white motif. A stunning commentary on the contrasts of simple shapes and patterns. :monocle

[Esuohlim]

w/e, waffles

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Is there a hidden picture behind the snake of a penis?

[Pub Lover]

I'm certain there is always a hidden picture of a penis. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I'm still waiting on this year's up date shot of Little Bill. :eek

[Pub Lover]

btw, don't bother with Tim Horton's seasonal "candy cane" hot chocolate and donuts, it's just a regular chocolate donut with smashed peppermint candy stuck to the icing. The hot chocolate is their powdered stuff with something that tastes vaguely like toothpaste and more crushed candy on the foam.

I do like these descriptions, but I can never seem to find the link to the video of you sampling the offending item and voicing your vehement disgust.

- A long time fan of "Kitsa vs the nightmare".

[Pub Lover]

The start credits include Kitsa doing her best Space Ghost impression. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Although it is a misquote as she drops 'with you' from the line. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

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[Kitsa]

Vehement is giving it a bit too much credit. It was a lousy dry doughnut with smashed candy cane bits on top.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Vehement is giving it a bit too much credit. It was a lousy dry doughnut with smashed candy cane bits on top.

She says with a tired bitterness. It has been a long while since she has felt the bile flow fully. #kitsafanfic

[Fathom Zero]

fuck anvil, stupid piece of shit movie, stupid piece of shit band

[LordSappington]

About a month ago, my temporary cap came off of my tooth, and judging by the blinding pain, I think my dentist put it back on wrong, and it's rotting in my skull. At the same time, the hydrocodone seems to be giving me bi-polar tendencies. This has been a long weekend.

[Ex Leper]

Just got back from wisdom teeth surgery.

[Fathom Zero]

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[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Did they put you under for the surgery at all or just slightly under?

[MarioRPG]

So my area is getting raped by snow right now. (http://www.weatheroffice.gc.ca/radar/index_e.html?id=WSO)
Expected to get approx 50cm by tomorrow. I'm sure this doesn't compare to the Alberta folk on here but still... I saw 8 cars stuck in a 3 block stretch.

[Ex Leper]

Did they put you under for the surgery at all or just slightly under?

Slightly, I was aware of what was going on but I was very numb. I went really quickly too.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm still waiting on this year's up date shot of Little Bill. :eek


I'll have to take a new picture with my magnum camera.

[executioneer]

need one that does panoramic shots, eh

[Dimnos]

Just do a star wars like intro with a video camera. :rolleyes

[executioneer]

haha with the music and all

[Dimnos]

Space balls music would probably be better though.

[executioneer]

right right

what i meant

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

[executioneer]

you sohuld get "WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY" tattooed in an appropriate location

[Dimnos]

The back side of your sack.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Gonna make that into a Black Ops emblem.

[stevetothepast]

Bill has a case of the COD fever.

[Wiffles]

symptoms include a severe craving for CODfish

[LordSappington]

Slightly, I was aware of what was going on but I was very numb. I went really quickly too.
Did they just yank them, or were they impacted? When I had mine out, they hadn't actually pierced the gums yet; they all shattered in my gums, and they had to cut my gums open and pluck out the pieces.

[Tadao]

OH MAN, I'VE BEEN SQUIRTING OUT OF EVERY ORIFICE.

[Zhukov]

I finished work early today, but missed the bus home. As I waited for the next one I decided to have a nap (I haven't had much sleep lately) and so lay down on the grass in a nearby park to doze.

Woke up 6 hours later when it started raining on me :(

[Zhukov]

And when I say six hours I mean four.

[Wiffles]

:pagebrak
that day sounds idylic

[Zhukov]

But I missed my programmes!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Bill has a case of the COD fever.

NEED MORE CODBELL

I finished work early today, but missed the bus home. As I waited for the next one I decided to have a nap (I haven't had much sleep lately) and so lay down on the grass in a nearby park to doze.

Woke up 6 hours later when it started raining on me :(

:(

OH MAN, I'VE BEEN SQUIRTING OUT OF EVERY ORIFICE.

Are you human combusting?

[Tadao]

trying to breed i think :(

[Kitsa]

Ron White used to look really different.

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[Ex Leper]

Did they just yank them, or were they impacted? When I had mine out, they hadn't actually pierced the gums yet; they all shattered in my gums, and they had to cut my gums open and pluck out the pieces.

The bottom two were sort of slanted and the tops didn't grow out completely making it very difficult to brush them, so my dentist said It would be easier to just get rid of them. It went pretty well, I'm very lethargic at the moment however.

[Sam]

I finished work early today, but missed the bus home. As I waited for the next one I decided to have a nap (I haven't had much sleep lately) and so lay down on the grass in a nearby park to doze.

Woke up 6 hours later when it started raining on me :(

You should check to see if you were raped.

[Fathom Zero]

http://kotaku.com/5707976/dj-hero-parody-game-mashes-up-some-legal-action

:tear

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

trying to breed i think :(

BETTER HAND IN YOUR MANCARD THEN.

[Fathom Zero]

I just found out I don't have any more papers to do and just two tests for finals week. I'm so happy, I could dance.

[Zomboid]

FUCK YOU! I have one final and one midterm tomorrow, and then two group presentation finals on Friday. Then I'm gonna get shitfaced alllll weekend before going in on Tuesday to hand in my last assignment and do my last final.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm a writing major and I've had fifteen papers this semester. You and your presentations can go die in a fire.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Fuck papers. I need to go back to school.

[Zomboid]

I'm a writing major and I've had fifteen papers this semester. You and your presentations can go die in a fire.
Yeah, my entire program is professional writing, so you go eat shit. Papers aren't a rarity, but the presentations are, whinyfagdepressionboy >:

[Fathom Zero]

BAH. Presentations are wonderful! And your professionalism is stupid. You are a square.

I'm hopping out of this program, anyway. Not that writing the papers is actually hard or boring, (it's work, hurdur), it's just that I'd rather be a Philosophy major. I still have the writing minor, though.

[Zomboid]

It's just having a bachelor degree. It's more about having the fucking thing than what I've learned--most of which has been pretty fucking useless.

Still, I'd rather have the professional writing than be a faggy arts student. Go sit in the quad and scrawl more shitty poetry in your crumpled notebook, fag.

[Fathom Zero]

We don't have many of those wide-eyed dreamers 'round these parts, son. My school's mainly a research institute, though there are arts programs and people that look like they're straight outta a Bret Easton Ellis novel.

And fuck poetry in its flowery ass.

[Esuohlim]

Fuck both of you college fucks. Secondary education is for shit-eating cock snugglers

[stevetothepast]

Fuck Success.

[WhiteRat]

fuck the world let's all get high

nirvana 420 bush gavin rulez!

[Fathom Zero]

I made some red beans and rice, but I could be a race-car driver. :eek

[Wiffles]

beans and rice, supersized

[Fathom Zero]

i'm an indian right now, but I can still drive to the office

[Samfucius]

Biology major here.

Fuck anyone who complains about papers. How about research-grade lab reports?

[Zhukov]

I'm a cowboy.

[LordSappington]

Currently Pre-med. Math is gonna KILL me.

[Kitsa]

I was premed once. Then I was med once. Now I make stupid shit out of food.

[Guitar Woman]

So, yeah, Anonymous tried to blow up Mastercard.

I think it's about time you gave up the Fight Club thing, guys.

[Dimnos]

What the fuck are you even going on about?

[The Leader]

His people.

[Guitar Woman]

http://money.cnn.com/2010/12/08/news/companies/mastercard_wiki/?iid=MPM

[Esuohlim]

Y'all a group of assholes

[Colonel Flagg]

Still, I'd rather have the professional writing than be a faggy arts student. Go sit in the quad and scrawl more shitty poetry in your crumpled notebook, fag.

And fuck poetry in its flowery ass.

Fuck both of you college fucks. Secondary education is for shit-eating cock snugglers

Fuck anyone who complains about papers. How about research-grade lab reports?

I :love finals week. :lol

[Dimnos]

Colonel I imagine you to be that chemistry teacher who likes to throw his students a curve ball at the last minute just to watch them squirm.

[Tadao]

I wonder if Colonel talks about Breaking Bad, or if he avoids the subject like the plague.

[Colonel Flagg]

Colonel I imagine you to be that chemistry teacher who likes to throw his students a curve ball at the last minute just to watch them squirm.

You have a good imagination. ;)

I wonder if Colonel talks about Breaking Bad, or if he avoids the subject like the plague.

Sorry to disappoint, but I've never seen even one episode. :(

[elx]

seriously, screw all of you guys for complaining about finals post-finals, i still have four left and i've written over 100,000 words this semester in papers. also, special fuck off to the biology major that said lab reports were harder than scholarly papers. WRONG!

[elx]

and lol@ all of the kids that are going to fail finals because some new world of warcraft thing came out the other night, losers.

[elx]

you know what i really don't understand from all of this paper writing --why is it that professors want us to waste away in a library so badly? don't they realize that even when they say we're only allowed to use printed academic sources that we're just gonna googlebooks it and read 1 line anyway?

[elx]

i wanna be apart of the grown up college talk too, guys :(

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

Try being good.

[elx]

What the fuck are you even going on about?
also to answer your question "anonymous" is the name for a group of script kiddies emanating from 4chan's /b/ board that fight for internet justice by having no life and participating in IRC chats. they dislike tom cruise and worship piratebay. that's all.

[elx]

and to be more specific they are targeting mastercard because the new thing is to boycott everything that boycotts wikileaks (mastercard, visa, some hosting company, paypal, ebay, amazon, US government, etc)

god i had like 5 cups of coffee today in preparation for the aforementioned studying but i read one line and then have an uncontrollable urge to play super smash bros. sup guys?

did you guys know that there are like 7,000 islands in the philippines but almost all of them are uninhabited? they're not even volcanic. i think that's where osama bin ladin is. that or the kashmir mountain range. i'd bet money but i just closed my pay pal.. :(

edit: there's also a christmas island and an easter island in the oceanic just like on zelda!

[Tadao]

Sorry to disappoint, but I've never seen even one episode. :(

You don't talk too much about T.V. or Movies. Do you watch anything much? If so, what is your current favorite besides M.A.S.H.

IDK if you would like Breaking Bad because I have no idea what you like. :(

Maybe I can download all the episodes and turn it into a radio style broadcast if that makes you feel more comfortable. I'll even throw in a few ads for Phillip Morris and Gold Bond.

[Dimnos]

Sorry to disappoint, but I've never seen even one episode. :(

I believe AMC is restarting the series from the beginning of season one tonight. I would highly recommend checking it out.

[Tadao]

Mid way through Walking Dead, they started airing it right afterwords. I thought they were gonna start from the beginning, but then they jumped around. I wanted to record it for the little lady.

Cool beans, looks like they are running 2 episodes every Wednesday.

http://www.amctv.com/originals/breakingbad/

[liquidstatik]

Every time I middle click a thread it opens in a new tab and the current tab wtf guys. >:

[MLE]

you're broken. sry.

[liquidstatik]

>:

[MLE]

Oh and happy birthday.

[liquidstatik]

:(

[Zhukov]

did you guys know that there are like 7,000 islands in the philippines but almost all of them are uninhabited? they're not even volcanic. i think that's where osama bin ladin is. that or the kashmir mountain range. i'd bet money but i just closed my pay pal.. :(
!

While the Spratly Islands are mostly uninhabited, they are also the worlds most disputed territory; China, the Philippines, Taiwan, Vietnam, Brunei and Malaysia all lay claim to it, and most have a military presence there. It's under constant watch, so they would notice if Osama was there, probably. But there are plenty of other uninhabited islands, not just those ones so maybe he is there. :\

Th Philippines pays people to live on some islands so that it's claim has more weight to it.

Still, it would be better there than Kashmir, which is also a hotly disputed territory, and under constant surveillance from several different countries.

I'd wager that he's dead and his ashes have been scattered to the wind.

[Kitsa]

I'm not sure what to do to my thai woman avatar for Christmas.

[kahljorn]

Every time I middle click a thread it opens in a new tab and the current tab wtf guys. >:

I've got the same problem :( i think it doesn't happen with mozilla though

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm a cowboy.



pew! pew! pew!

:TWOGUNSBLAZING

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

HAPPY FUCKDAY LIQUIDSNAKE.

[Zhukov]

I'm not sure what to do to my thai woman avatar for Christmas.

The simple solution is often the best. Just green and red and elf ears maybe.

[Zomboid]

HAPPY FUCKDAY LIQUIDSNAKE.

You don't have to wish everyone a happy birthday, braw.

[LordSappington]

I took two hydrocodone instead of one, because something is making my teeth hurt extra bad. All of a sudden, I hear someone in my room going "pew pew pew!'. Time for bed.

[Fathom Zero]

LI-EEEET WEIGHT

[Zhukov]

SSSSSENSSSSIBBBLEEEE.

[Kitsa]

Enjoy working hydrocodone while it lasts, because that's one the body tends to get used to fairly quickly.

[Zhukov]

Love your avatar Kitsa; looks creepy and hilarious :lol

[Kitsa]

Thanks. I tried adding santa hats and presents but it just didn't look right.

I think it looks like the old Coca Cola santa claus adverts.

I looked for a can or two of the cranberry ginger ale to send you but I can only find it in 2L bottles :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You don't have to wish everyone a happy birthday, braw.


If I don't I'll get kicked out of the bro club.

On the same topic as that I was shopping in the mall when we passed a knick knack kiosk set up. There was this decorated wooden knick knack that said "Man Cave". :lol

Yeah, cuz that's what I want next to my pool table, dart board, keg and girly magazines.

[Kitsa]

You know, that man cave shit is all over catalogs. I'd be careful about it if I were you, lest your lady think you were hinting. Catalogs want women to believe men want that shit.

I heard one of the guys on that Bob & Tom radio show talking (seriously) about one; I wonder if that's why it's so widespread.

[Fathom Zero]

Mancaves are homoerotic but a woman would be missing the point more than a little bit if she's helping hubby with his MANCAVE, BRAH.

[Kitsa]

That's what I mean, well-intentioned but perhaps not a very strong grasp of the point.

EDITEDITEDIT:

37,800 results in "Shopping" (http://www.google.com/search?q=man+cave&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a#q=man+cave&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbo=u&tbs=shop:1&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wf&biw=1680&bih=880&fp=4824b41ba0d4cfd8)

[Fathom Zero]

I'd call that an agreement.

But who doesn't love wood burning?

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/1999/firemancu3.jpg

[Tadao]

Happy Birthday guy who never posts anymore :(

[Fathom Zero]

l91_ax6ppsk

birfday fred durt

[liquidstatik]

Happy Birthday guy who never posts anymore :(

:(

[Fathom Zero]

QF6QS_vdRF8

[liquidstatik]

CHOJIN GIVE ME BACK MY EDIT ALREADY

[MLE]

:lol

[Chojin]

CHOJIN GIVE ME BACK MY EDIT ALREADY

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/whosmad.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcayfkHCJY1qanj8mo1_400.jpg
:MetalMilitia

[Fathom Zero]

rip

[Phoenix Gamma]

Everyone's been complimenting me lately. Especially my pants. Even a few dudes.

I feel hot as hell now, but now I'm wondering if I'm secretly terminal and everone's just being nice to me during my last few days on Earth :(

[Esuohlim]

I like how this webpage for TOP 5 NERDS has Urkel as #6 http://www.makefive.com/categories/entertainment/culture/top-5-nerds/urkel

Also it's probably funny to me because it's 6:32 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING >:

PHOENIX GAMMA YOU ARE A STUD BTW

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

LETS SEE DEM PANTS

[Fathom Zero]

spiral architect's a pretty good song you thoughts?

[Zhukov]

So I'm friends with some of the local roller derby team members, and they had a fund raiser roller disco event tonight, so I went. It was pretty good and I'm no slouch on the skates, but when they played Thriller I started doing dance moves and wasn't watching where I was going, I slammed straight into a little kid and he smashed his face on the ground.

We all had to stop and his mum came and collected him and they went to the hospital to get his face checked out. It wasn't ALL my fault since he was trying to zip in front of me like a little bitch. Plus it wasn't really meant for kids since there was booze and swearing.

Fantastic night though.

[kahljorn]

stupid ass little kids trying to ruin shit

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

THIS IS WHERE THE BIG BOYS SKATE.

[Guitar Woman]

Zhukov, how do you feel about permanently disfiguring a child?

[Zhukov]

No point focusing on the negatives. There were lots of girls in short skirts and that makes up for one small accident.

[Sam]

ZHUKOV YOU HAVE RUINED THAT CHILD'S LIFE, I HOPE YOU ARE PROUD OF YOURSELF.

YOU SON OF A BITCH.

[elx]

obligatory meteor shower post :(

[Kitsa]

Is that what that was?

I was coming home just south of Columbus, OH; it was overcast and raining. There were two brilliant, bright blue flashes in the sky. I figured that it was either lightning or maybe a power transformer exploding somewhere. Maybe it was the meteor shower.

[elx]

maybe, yeah! the peak is actually monday night but you can always catch cool shows days in advance. not sure if it'd be bright enough to get past the overcastyness though. :(

[elx]

are you guys enjoying your snow? :(

[Esuohlim]

Heck to the yes

[Kitsa]

Usually I get a happy cozy feeling when the first big snow hits. Now I just feel tired :(

[Fathom Zero]

CRICHMUX THYME

[Kitsa]

miscellaneous grumble

[Zhukov]

It's really muggy here, does that count? :(

[Wiffles]

The Axial Tilt commands you to be muggy!

[Esuohlim]

Shut up wiffles. Shut the goddamn hell up

[Esuohlim]

Goddamnit Wiffles you are the most horrible character ever invented, worse than Flo from Progressive Auto Insurance, worse than Scrappy Doo.