I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[liquidstatik]

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/news/archives/headache.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Hello, young lovers :picklehat

[liquidstatik]

my head hurts so bad :(

[wobzire]

Ok. Thats it. I have to ask. What is the deal with the cowboy song thread?

[Esuohlim]

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOU, WOBZIRE, YOU PUNK SHITFACE

>::>:>:>:>>:>::>::>::>:>>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:

[wobzire]

I get bored at work and I post crappy crap without really thinking about it.

[Pub Lover]

AND I'M THE ONE EVERYONE SAYS IS MEAN? :(

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

14,000 POSTS OF BEING MEAN! :RAWR

[Tadao]

Ok. Thats it. I have to ask. What is the deal with the cowboy song thread?

That is probably the worst thing you could ever type here.

[HickMan]

Hey liquid how bout you come over and we can chill with some brews and watch some Entourage. MattJack can come too. And Milhouse. But no Pub Lover. If he comes we wont get any P*ssy from the hot girls I'll invite.

[liquidstatik]

that and he'll sit and stare at us without talking and make us feel awkward :x

[wobzire]

That is probably the worst thing you could ever type here.

I just knew people would get pissed off about that! Why? What is with that?

[liquidstatik]

WOBZIRE WHAT DON'T YOU GET ABOUT IT?

[wobzire]

It's people just posting the song over and over. I'm not trying to put it down or anything. I just wondered if it had a back story or something.

[liquidstatik]

DID YOU READ THE LYRICS ITS ABOUT A COWBOY

[wobzire]

Yes. Is a repeating song some part of cowboy lorethat I have never heard of?

[Kitsa]

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

UH OH, IT'S KITSA!

[wobzire]

I have to go now. I am really sorry about the whole cowboy thing. I promise I will never mention it again.

[Pub Lover]

GOODBYE, ROBERT! I HOPE YOU COME BACK TO VISIT REAL SOON! :D

[Kitsa]

UH OH, IT'S KITSA!


http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/hipub.jpg

[liquidstatik]

HICKMAN DO YOU LIVE IN CLEVELAND?

[Pub Lover]

:eek

I BET SHE JUST SAID SOMETHING SCATHING! :woah

[ElPila666]

http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/5434/dannytatompd3.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/5434/dannytatompd3.jpg
...dannytatompd3.jpg :eek

[Pub Lover]

FREDDY! HOW ARE YOU? ARE YOU HIGH? I'M REALLY NOOB3 (HUNGRY) RIGHT NOW! (OH MAN, SOME BACON WOULD BE GREAT! I DON'T KNOW CLOSEBRACKETS YEAH, THIS IS SO COOL, WHY AIN'T YOU TALKING FREDDY? OH YEAH, I NEED TO HIT SUBMIT, HAHAHA, WOAH DUDE

[HickMan]

NO BRUH I LIVE IN YOUNGSTOWN. ABOUT AN HOUR AND TWENTY MINUTES EAST OF CLEVELAND AND ABOUT AN HOUR WEST OF PITTSBURGH. WE KILL BITCHES FOR FUN HERE.

[ElPila666]

I'm listening some Bob Marley's & Israel Vibration's records i think that inspired me to edit that Fry pic, it need longer dreadlocks though :lol

[Pub Lover]

I'm pretty sure I could kill a bitch. :(

My ex has just rescued an pregnant cat and needs kitty names.

SUGGEST 'WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE, NO I DID NOT ASK YOU TO COME BACK, I WAS VERY CLEAR ON THAT TADAO, GET THE HELL OUT RIGHT NOW, NO YOU CAN'T NAME MY CATS, JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE A TERRIBLE MAN!"

OR MAYBE THE OLD STAPLE "HELLO, MY NAME IS PUB LOVER, YOU MAY KNOW ME FROM THE INTERNET"

[Tadao]

I used "an"?

[liquidstatik]

OH I'VE BEEN TALKIN TO THIS HOTTIE FROM CLEVELAND I WAS GONNA SEND YOU HER NUDES WHEN I GOT 'EM SO YOU COULD TAPE 'EM TO LIGHT POSTS BUT ITS COOL BRUH

[Pub Lover]

make the man say, "My name is Pub Lover, you might know me from the Internet."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/son2.gifhttp://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6011/boowi1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/pulobverson2.jpg

:domo

[Tadao]

OH I'VE BEEN TALKIN TO THIS HOTTIE FROM CLEVELAND I WAS GONNA SEND YOU HER NUDES WHEN I GOT 'EM SO YOU COULD TAPE 'EM TO LIGHT POSTS BUT ITS COOL BRUH

MMMM CLEVELAND STEAMERS.

[Tadao]

SUGGEST 'WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE, NO I DID NOT ASK YOU TO COME BACK, I WAS VERY CLEAR ON THAT TADAO, GET THE HELL OUT RIGHT NOW, NO YOU CAN'T NAME MY CATS, JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE A TERRIBLE MAN!"

I BET SHE ALREADY NAMED ONE TADAO AND TALKS TO IT LIKE IT'S ME

[liquidstatik]

"GET OFF OF ME I GET NO PLEASURE FROM THIS UGH"

[Tadao]

:lol

[HickMan]

THE TRIP TO CLEVELAND IS WORTH THAT BUT HURRY I ONLY GOT 10 DAYS, 3 HOURS AND 58 MINUTES LEFT

[HickMan]

ya herd?

[wobzire]

yes.

[liquidstatik]

IF I CAN GET HOW TO SHOW ME HER NAKED IN 10 DAYS YES SIRRRRRR

[liquidstatik]

HER, NOT HOW

[HickMan]

SOUNDS LIKE A TITLE TO A ROMANTIC COMEDY MOVIE STARRING SOME SHITTY ACTORS

[liquidstatik]

LIKE MIRAH CAREY?

[Esuohlim]

NAKED GIRLS ARE THE BEST KINDS OF GIRLS :(

[Esuohlim]

I can't read a liquid post without thinking it's ElPila now :(

[liquidstatik]

and vice versa? :x

[liquidstatik]

btw some girls look a lot better with clothes on, and once you see 'em naked, they'll never look hot again no matter what they're wearing. :(

[Rez]

SOUNDS LIKE A TITLE TO A ROMANTIC COMEDY MOVIE STARRING SOME SHITTY ACTORS
i'm going to pretend thats a response to "IF I CAN GET HOW TO SHOW ME HER NAKED IN 10 DAYS YES SIRRRRRR"

[liquidstatik]

wait i thought thats wut it was

[HickMan]

you're all just a bunch of sillypants

[wobzire]

He's got you there!

[Esuohlim]

SHUT UP WOBZIRE

MOTHERFUCKER

>:

SHUT UP AGGGHH

[wobzire]

I already apologized for the whole cowboy incident! Come on give me a break!

[liquidstatik]

A BREAK OF THE NECK MAYBE

[wobzire]

No, I mean another chance or something like that.

[liquidstatik]

>:

[wobzire]

FINE! IF YOU REALLY WANT I WILL LEAVE FOREVER! You have no idea what your missing out on. I was going to start really awesome threads like: Wat N-R-G Drink Do You Think has the BEST (OR YOUR FAVORIT) Marketing Campiagn???!? You might as well just forget about all that now!

[wobzire]

By the way my vote would have been for MONSTER!

[Tadao]

FINE! IF YOU REALLY WANT I WILL LEAVE FOREVER! You have no idea what your missing out on. I was going to start really awesome threads like: Wat N-R-G Drink Do You Think has the BEST (OR YOUR FAVORIT) Marketing Campiagn???!? You might as well just forget about all that now!

What will be T-rex's new name?

[wobzire]

WHAT?

[Tadao]

I'm sorry, should I call you by the previous, previous name? Jediscum

[Tadao]

Hmmmmm I have 3 cases of beer, a huge bottle of vodka, 2 dogs, 2 cats, a turtle and a parrot and a digital camera.

[wobzire]

Do you really think I'm someone else? I'm not actually going to leave. Sorry Esuohlim.

[Tadao]

Like you would ever leave, Pacman

[wobzire]

Are you just listing people now?

[Tadao]

Relax Shrub.

[wobzire]

Ok. I actually am Shrub.

[Tadao]

You can tell by the way you both are always logged in at the exact same day and time in the beginning.

[wobzire]

I know. I really should have been more careful. Seems so obvious now doesn't it?

[Tadao]

It's never easy GW

[wobzire]

I think that just about covers it.

[Tadao]

Pub

[wobzire]

TOO FAR!

[Tadao]

There is no reality, we are all just Publover characters created for his amusement.

[wobzire]

Ok. I can live with that. For the record though, I'm not someone old on a new account.

[Tadao]

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/6806/1205344202951wr4.png

[liquidstatik]

There is no reality, we are all just Publover characters created for his amusement.

shhhhh

[Tadao]

iiiiiiiiitt

[liquidstatik]

I SEE TREEEEESS OF GREEN
RED ROSES, TOOOO

I SEE THEM BLOOM
FOR ME & YOUUU

AND I THINK TO MYSELF
WHAT A WONDERFUL WOOORRRLD

I SEE SKIES OF BLUUUEE
AND CLOOOOOUDS OF WHITE

THE WHITE BLESSED DAY
THE DARK SACRED NIGHT

AND I THINK TO MYSEELF
WHAT A WONDERFUL WORRLD

THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW
SO PRETTY IN THE SKY

ARE ALSO ON THE FACES
OF PEOPLE GOIN BY

I SEE FRIEEEENDS SHAKIN HANDS
SAYIN "HOOWWWW DO YA DO"

THEY'RE REALLY SAYIN
"I LOVE YOUUU"

I HEAR BABIES CRRRRYYY
I WATCH THEM GROOW

THEY''LL LEARN MUCH MORE
THAN I'LL EVER KNOWWWW

AND I THINK TO MYSELF
WHAT A WONDERFUL WORRRRLLLD

YEEEEEAAAEAASS

I THINK TO MYSELLLLFF

WHAT A WONDERFUUL
WOOOOOOORRRRRLLLDD

OOOOOOOO
YUEUEUEUAAAAAAAH

[Kitsa]

for some reason I really really want matzo soup now.

[Tadao]

Not a spambot.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=9493

[Esuohlim]

for some reason I really really want matzo soup now.

FAG

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/ballpit-1.jpg

[Pub Lover]

FAG

Do they use that song to advertise soup then?

he was all about lookin' sharp and gettin the ladies, and the plain white basement with bright lights just kinda fit that. to me, at least?

BRUCE WAYNE ISN'T BATMAN! >:

[Pub Lover]

[13:56] Pub:I watched star wars episode one last night and I was so angry for the first half that by the middle I was too tired even to car ethat what I was seeing was horrible. then I rallied as I relised it was getting to the end and I could go to bed that I got angry all over again.
[13:56] Danny: hahahaha
[13:56] Pub:Last wee I watched X Men three and I fell asleep and I have no idea what happened and somehow I don't think I care which is odd because I think I like Xmen.
[13:57] Danny: the firstmovie was alright idk i usually dont like super hero movies :(
[13:59] Pub:I like pretty ladies in tight clothes, but somehow I don't like lifeless mannequins in tight clothes that have the exact dimensions of prety ladies. Which is odd, because I always figured that if presented with the oppurtunity I would really get into necrophilia
[14:00] Danny: hahaha idk i've often wondered how hot it'd be :x
[14:01] Pub:...or how recently dead they are

[liquidstatik]

http://hue.vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/original/images95131_DakotaFanning_emgai.jpg

:tasty

[Esuohlim]

They just keep getting younger and younger, don't they :x

[Esuohlim]

http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_2_20_2005_23_59_32/fetus01.jpg740bab6b-f9e5-4448-9e54-79e4967b2c79Large.jpg

HAWT :eek

[liquidstatik]

you can almost see her butt :x

[liquidstatik]

dakota fanning's butt not the baby :(

[liquidstatik]

i mean her sisters butt

[Pub Lover]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/777/me3ej3.jpg

PRETEND TO BE SURPRISED BY THE CAMERA

Bangs
Above your eyes your hair hangs
Blow my mind your royal flyness I dig your bangs
Bangs
To drape across your forehead
To swing concordant angles as you incline your head
Once with a girl I fell in love sometime ago now she had...
Bangs
Are that on which the world hangs
I'm only holding your hand so I can look at your bangs
Bangs
Are like a pocket T-shirt
As casual as that while fully intentional
And in case you think I'm here cause I like making chit chat
Just remember what I said the money's under your hat
Bangs
Are that on which the world hangs
I'm only holding your hand so I can look at your bangs
Bangs
Above your eyes your hair hangs
Blow my mind your royal flyness I dig your bangs
Bangs
To drape across your forehead
To swing concordant angles as you incline your head
And although I like you anyway, check out your haircut
A proscenium to stage a face that needs no makeup
Bangs
Are that on which the world hangs
I'm only holding your hand so I can look at your bangs
I'm only holding your hand so I can look at your bangs

[Esuohlim]

y'all are just jealous :hat

[Esuohlim]

And John Linnell's voice ruins Bangs for me. Normally I don't mind, but in that song it's extra nasally :x

[Pub Lover]

[17:35] Danny: dakota fanning<3
[17:35] Pub: bugeyed
[17:36] Danny: hot
[17:48] Pub: I don't like blondes
[17:49] Danny: i dont care about hair color :/
[17:49] Danny: except i hate red heads
[17:49] Pub: haha
[17:49] Danny: its only gross cause their skin sucks and have ugly freckles
[17:49] Pub: ah
[17:51] Pub: blondes look washed out in red, and that puts me off my cutting.
[17:52] Danny: true ;o

[Pub Lover]

And John Linnell's voice ruins Bangs for me. Normally I don't mind, but in that song it's extra nasally :x

Don't all youse Mericans have that? :eek

[Pub Lover]

y'all are just jealous :hat

I wear them long. :x

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/spp2.jpg

[Zomboid]

I am so glad that Dufresne doesn't post here anymore. That makes me happy.

[liquidstatik]

sup guys sorry zomboid killed it :eek

[Tadao]

hung over

[liquidstatik]

i only have one cigarette left and no money :'(

[Pub Lover]

I've been taking the tablets for almost a year and my breasts aren't any bigger.

[liquidstatik]

i think C cups are the hottest boobs how about you pub?

[Pub Lover]

I'm all about the dicks, Sir.

[Esuohlim]

That almost looks like it could be a zany greeting card.

http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/6669/homoproblemskk2.png

Inside: "GET WELL SOON"

[Esuohlim]

Or "HELLO, MY NAME IS PUB LOVER, YOU MAY KNOW ME FROM THE INTERNET"

[liquidstatik]

Eskyra rubs Remmy's hard throbbing cock

[Pub Lover]

Inside jokes ahoy.

[HickMan]

hey guys. sup?

[MattJack]

I leave today for 2 and a half weeks for business

I HANDLE MAH BIZNESS

[Pub Lover]

SAY GODBYE TO HICKMAN, HE'LL BE DEAD BY THEN

[HickMan]

NO YOU JERK. I'LL BE TRAINING TO BE DEAD.

[Tadao]

I need some bloody mary mix :/

[Tadao]

WHAT THE FUCK HICKMAN, YOU GIVE UP FUCKING A DIFFERENT GIRL EVERY WEEK TO SHOWERING WITH SWEATY MEN. fag

[Pub Lover]

I-LOVE-ROGER-BARR (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=9501)

WHAT THE FUCK HICKMAN, YOU GIVE UP FUCKING A DIFFERENT GIRL EVERY WEEK TO SHOWERING WITH SWEATY MEN.

I would.

[HickMan]

IT'S TO DEFEND FREEDOM

[Tadao]

IT'S TO DEFEND FREEDOM of sexual preference

[Pub Lover]

The freedom to suck cocks.

[HickMan]

lol guys :rolleyes

I just bought a journal and Watchmen from Barnes & Nobel. I'm such a tool.

[MetalMilitia]

http://www.rafaelfyen.se/upload/dramatic_cat.gifhttp://www.rafaelfyen.se/upload/dramatic_cat.gifhttp://www.rafaelfyen.se/upload/dramatic_cat.gif
http://www.rafaelfyen.se/upload/dramatic_cat.gifhttp://www.rafaelfyen.se/upload/dramatic_cat.gifhttp://www.rafaelfyen.se/upload/dramatic_cat.gif

[Pub Lover]

Can't believe this thread has two replies without a single comment on comic sans. I-mockery must be going soft in it's old age.

The posts before you in that thread were by the three biggest idiots to post today, I was ignoring it's very existence as it was mediocre imbecility compared to their thread in General Blabber.

However, yes. You all suck and you let idiots act sucky too much, so fuck off. ;)

[MetalMilitia]

"its" old age I mean. :(

Also Comic Sans.

[MarioRPG]

Inside: "GET WELL SOON"
:lol That's great. The card is awesome.

[Kitsa]

[17:35] Danny: dakota fanning<3
[17:35] Pub: bugeyed
[17:36] Danny: hot
[17:48] Pub: I don't like blondes
[17:49] Danny: i dont care about hair color :/
[17:49] Danny: except i hate red heads
[17:49] Pub: haha
[17:49] Danny: its only gross cause their skin sucks and have ugly freckles
[17:49] Pub: ah
[17:51] Pub: blondes look washed out in red, and that puts me off my cutting.
[17:52] Danny: true ;o


I'm fairly sure redheads hate you too :\>::domo

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[bigtimecow]

so what's going on fellas i haven't really here for like a week :eek

[Pub Lover]

so what's going on fellas i haven't really here for like a week :eek

Where have you really?

[bigtimecow]

massachusetts, rhode island, maine, new hampshire, vermont, and connecticut

new england :love

[Pub Lover]

You're a regular really machine! :eek

just curious about this, cuz there are many good movies out there. pls give a movie and a reason if you are not responding to someone else's comment


Is the bit in bold really hard to read? Or are you all just fans of lists?

[bigtimecow]

FINE BRB LET ME EDIT

[Esuohlim]

HELLO BIGTIMECOW HAVE YOU SEEN EMU HE HASN'T BEEN AROUND EITHER :(

[Pub Lover]

How about this as a thread: I post the top 100 movies and you all add up the numbers of the movies you liked, divide it by the total of numbers on your list and then say how that number makes you feel.

For example:
I liked 17. Raiders of the Lost Ark, 28. Citizen Kane, & 39. Léon. But what I post is the sum of 17+28+39 divided by three.

I then tell you how the number 28 makes me feel (pretty good actually), except none of you do anything but post the number as you have no feelings or thoughts on why you like things.

[bigtimecow]

i haven't, but i hope he's alright :)

[bigtimecow]

LEAVE ME ALONE ALRIGHT I'M KINDA FEELIN' TIRED AND CRANKY

kinda like YOU >:

[Esuohlim]

69

haha loooolll :hypno

[Zomboid]

:lol I hope that emu goes where dufresne went and that pub and liquid follow suit :lol

[Pub Lover]

Dude, you're such a homo.

[bigtimecow]

i'm f*ckin' hungry

suggestions?

[Pub Lover]

noob3 always wanted bacon or noodles when he was hungry, except he always settled for chips.

[bigtimecow]

what a noob :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Now ask me for money. :x

[Esuohlim]

He always asked for money even after he won $20,000 in the lottery

[Pub Lover]

Dude, you're such a homo.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/crying_baby.jpg

[Pub Lover]

He always asked for money even after he won $20,000 in the lottery

OH MAN, DON'T HAVE ME ON IGNORE! THAT IS WAY UNCOOL! :(

[liquidstatik]

I'm fairly sure redheads hate you too :\>::domo

SORRY I FORGOT YOU WERE PALE AND GROSS

so what's going on fellas i haven't really here for like a week :eek

hey sweetheart :eek

:lol I hope that emu goes where dufresne went and that pub and liquid follow suit :lol

:lol

He always asked for money even after he won $20,000 in the lottery

:lol i miss him :(

[Esuohlim]

OH MAN, DON'T HAVE ME ON IGNORE! THAT IS WAY UNCOOL! :(

;)

[Esuohlim]

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDES I'm gonna see Pineapple Express on Wednesday http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif

Who wants to come

We can share snacks as long as none of you homos try to pull the old dick-in-the-popcorn shenanigans

[Esuohlim]

:reversepsychology

[liquidstatik]

oh man lucky louie is hilarious :(

[Esuohlim]

YEAH IF YOU'RE HIGH :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

I haven't had any bud in 3 days :(

[liquidstatik]

This show is just lol & I want to fuck pamela adlon so hard while she talks dirty in the voice of bobby :x

[Esuohlim]

WAIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND

http://www.tv-intros.com/l/life%20with%20louie.jpg

[Esuohlim]

This show is just lol & I want to fuck pamela adlon so hard while she talks dirty in the voice of bobby :x

Why, is she 7 years old

[liquidstatik]

hahahhahahaha, maybe if i was high :(

[liquidstatik]

she's like 40 you jerk have you not seen this show? >:

[Esuohlim]

Do I look like I have HBO to you? >:

Apologize

[liquidstatik]

I'm watching it on the internet :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

http://pacificaradioarchives.org/funddrives/2007/photos/thumb/thumb_Pamela_Adlon.jpg

:love

[Esuohlim]

Oh well I don't have fast internet right now :(

[liquidstatik]

Are you home from college or something? :(

[executioneer]

i haven't seen it

[Esuohlim]

Recess: School's Out (2001) (voice of Spinelli)

lol

[liquidstatik]

oh well i like it and you guys can go back to your curb of enthusiasm or w/e :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

yeah she does a lot of little boy voices, but most female voice actors do SO WHAT ABOUT IT >:

[Esuohlim]

Spinelli was a girl, dude

[Esuohlim]

She was the dyke :x

[liquidstatik]

i thught spinelli was the kid with glasses :(

[liquidstatik]

tbh i hated that show so much

[Esuohlim]

RECESS WAS A GREAT SHOW IT'S MY FAVORITE SHOW IN THE WORLD

LIQUIDSTATIK IT'S A BETTER SHOW THAN LUCKY LOUIE

NO CONTEST

[executioneer]

I DONT WATCH TELEVISON

[liquidstatik]

I BET YOU LIKED THAT ONE SHITTY SHOW THAT I'M HAVING A HARD TIME REMEMBERING THE NAME OF I'LL GET BACK TO YA ON THAT :(

[liquidstatik]

ME EITEHR WILLIE I USE THE INTERNET TO WATCH THE GOOD STUFF TV IS FULL OF SHIT

[Esuohlim]

I BET YOU LIKED THAT ONE SHITTY SHOW THAT I'M HAVING A HARD TIME REMEMBERING THE NAME OF I'LL GET BACK TO YA ON THAT :(

TOUCHÉ, JERK :(

[Esuohlim]

Actually I don't watch much TV anymore either since almost all of Comedy Central is just dumb to me now and the Food Network just makes me hungry >:

[liquidstatik]

I really can't think of a channel thats worth watching anymore, everythings filling up with stupid reality shows. >:

[liquidstatik]

and adult swim has sucked this last year >:

[Esuohlim]

Adult Swim has sucked since 2002 :(

[liquidstatik]

home movies >:

[liquidstatik]

its sucked since like 2004 :(

[Esuohlim]

There was Home Movies back then >:

[liquidstatik]

yeah but it didnt end 'til 2004 >:

[Esuohlim]

:nerdargument

[Esuohlim]

MockBot is posting :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

at least we can still kiss girls afterwards :x

[Esuohlim]

Speak for yourself, homo :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[liquidstatik]

i haven't kissed a girl in 9 months :eek

[Esuohlim]

Dude if we start talking about girls Pub's going to show up and ruin it

[executioneer]

what about me can't i ruin it ;_;

[liquidstatik]

He IMd me some more halfnaked pictures of miley cyrus today while I was at work :x

[executioneer]

i havent kissed a girl in like six yrs

[liquidstatik]

:(

[liquidstatik]

im glad hickmans not here to make us all cry ourselves to sleep :(

[MetalMilitia]

hey milhouse, who was that guy that would always come into the chat thread and say something like "Just because this is the CHAT THREAD it doesn't mean you should CHAT IN IT :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes"?

[HickMan]

ONE DAY, YOU P*SSIES

[HickMan]

http://iaevipprotection.com/Quickstart/ImageLib/cop_with_baton.jpg
THIS GUY'S ON IT

[Kitsa]

i havent kissed a girl in like six yrs

The one and only time I ever kissed a girl on the lips it was a total accident and it was my professor at a school function. That was embarrassing as hell. :\

[Esuohlim]

hey milhouse, who was that guy that would always come into the chat thread and say something like "Just because this is the CHAT THREAD it doesn't mean you should CHAT IN IT :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes"?

Idk why don't you ask your cat

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[Tadao]

Speaking of cats and photographs and nightsticks, I think I might be in trouble.

[liquidstatik]

I DONT EVEN WANNA KNOW :lol :lol

[Tadao]

Dear Willie-
Why do beards get a bad rap? (In Starcom all the villains have them, or are robots.)
_________________________________________

Mr. Bungle:

The Raging Wrath of the Easter Bunny (heaviest Bungle!)
Bowel of Chili
OU818
Mr. Bungle
Live Berekely 1991 (Welcome back Kotter)
Live & Rare (Star Wars medley)
Disco Volante
Live 1992 Anaheim
Live 1995 Chicago (3rd floor dungeon)
California
Live Atlanta 1999 (Vanity Fair has metal verse)
Live House of Blues 1999 (Pee Wee Herman Theme- Brass section plays! no nothing right now, Mr. Herman)
__________________________________________________ __________

WHAT A DOUCHE.

[liquidstatik]

ASSHOLE

[Chojin]

i had a dream that i got drunk and passed out in a gutter in the rain, and when i woke up pub lover was there and we walked back to my house while talking about it.

[Chojin]

when i woke up in the dream, that is.

[Rez]

home movies is just about the best show to have ever graced television.
NOT JOKING

[liquidstatik]

i started watching dr katz becasue of it, but its so hard to watch. :( the animation makes my eyes bleed, so i usually just listen to it while browsing the net. :x

[Tadao]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/jtgoode77/misc/olympic-events.gif

[Pub Lover]

Lemmysomemoney: Lemmysomemoney (05:22:38): how quickly can you make a pipebomb?
robuttocks (05:22:51): never made one :-(
Lemmysomemoney (05:23:08): then what did you do at church camp?
robuttocks (05:23:51): GAVE GROCERIES TO THE NEEDY
Lemmysomemoney (05:24:07): grocery bombs?
robuttocks (05:24:20): NO :ROLLEYES
Lemmysomemoney (05:24:51): church camp sucks. I'm definatly going to mosque camp.
robuttocks (05:25:09): lol
Lemmysomemoney (05:25:32): don't tell sruU2wice I said that. :o
Lemmysomemoney (05:25:38): he might jihad me. :-(
robuttocks (05:25:45): LMAO

2004 :eek

[Pub Lover]

I'm just collecting cat names to forward to her. These cats will be 800 miles away from me. Jixby Phillips made me cry so no he's out ;_;

In that case, let me suggest the following names:
Jixby Phillips is a racist
Jixby Phillips is a jerk
Jixby Phillips is Luke Maxwell
Jixby Phillips thinks it's funny to draw poop in mspaint but dosn't want to post on this forum? What the hell? He is suck a jerk and I'm glad he's banned. >:
Jixby Phillips is mean

[liquidstatik]

:lol church camp

[Pub Lover]

At one point in 2004 everyone started shouting 'Awesome! :)' and it was! :eek

[Tadao]

Jixby Phillips is a big doodoo head

[Sam]

YOU'VE GOTTA BE "KITTEN" ME!

[MetalMilitia]

Jixby Phillips

[Pub Lover]

Oh shit this page (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8799&page=215)is great! :eek

[HickMan]

I miss Jixby Phillips

[HickMan]

http://www.speedysigns.com/images/decals/400c/SDEPSL3/CARTONS2/SAA1634.gif

[Sam]

Hey Hickman have you been getting your dick sucked?

[Pub Lover]

Voltron
Boosh!
And/Or Kakow!
Mephistopheles
Rick James, bitch

I think he should suggest his Ex call one "I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SOMETIMES! >:"

[Tadao]

She's already used up most the Pratchett characters that she likes.

[Esuohlim]

Oh shit this page (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8799&page=215)is great! :eek

Yeah and the next six :lol

[liquidstatik]

PAST TENSE VERB

[Esuohlim]

CUNTED

[liquidstatik]

PLURAL NOUN

[Esuohlim]

STUNTS

[liquidstatik]

PAST TENSE VERB

[Esuohlim]

GOOSED

[liquidstatik]

INSULTING PHRASE

[bigtimecow]

STOP FUCKING TICKLING ME

[Esuohlim]

STOP FUCKING TICKLING ME YOU N*GGER LOVER

[liquidstatik]

ANOTHER INSULTING PHRASE

[bigtimecow]

YOUR MOM IS A FAT FAGGOT LOVER

[liquidstatik]

SINGULAR NOUN

[Esuohlim]

STOP FUCKING N*GGERING ME YOU TICKLE LOVER :(

[Esuohlim]

RECTUM

[liquidstatik]

ANOTHER SINGULAR NOUN

[Esuohlim]

SPECTRUM

[liquidstatik]

ANIMALS

[Esuohlim]

OR SEPTUM :(

SHIT

[Esuohlim]

SPERM WHALES

[bigtimecow]

danny let me know when you and milhouse are done with this game, i have a better one

IT'S CALLED M B K

[liquidstatik]

PAST TENSE VERB

[liquidstatik]

WHEN I POST THE STORY IT'LL BE DONE, JERK

[bigtimecow]

sharted

lawl

[liquidstatik]

PLURAL NOUN

[bigtimecow]

DOGS

[liquidstatik]

PLACE