I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[GADZOOKS]

ALL NEW STELLA NOW!

[Esuohlim]

I'LL CATCH IT AT 12:30 RIGHT NOW I'M INTERNETTING

[GADZOOKS]

ALL NEW DAILY SHOW NOW!

[sadie]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/4802/sam1bb.gif
i want one, please. :(

[Esuohlim]

i want one, please. :(

YOU GOT IT SADIE ;)

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/8683/sadie1xb.gif

[sadie]

YAY! i love it! he was looking just like that yesterday. :O he was so sweepy, but he didn't want to miss a thing.

[HickMan]

The baby's like GARR I'M A MONSTER :o

[sadie]

you can't stack boxes or build a tower of megablocks he won't decimate!

[GADZOOKS]

betcha cant kellychaos mine smart guy

[nothing4buddha]

if i look at hickmans long enough he starts looking like a middle aged woman with a mullet :(

[Esuohlim]

betcha cant kellychaos mine smart guy

Hey guess what I just made it infinity times better >:

http://img313.imageshack.us/img313/8859/eek7eg.gif

[Esuohlim]

Let me give you the 4-1-1 on page 411 :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

I think that wonderful peice of art deserves the Keys To THe Kings Castle.

[GADZOOKS]

I think it should be a marshall law that no one could post here unless their avatar is kellychaosed.

That will keep out the riff raff.

[ziggytrix]

i lost a spelling bee to the word "riff raff" once.

how the fcuk is that one word anyway? >:

[HickMan]

It's a compound :eek

[ziggytrix]

then why isn't it spelled "riffraff"?

[Pub Lover]

i want one, please. :(

YOU GOT IT SADIE ;)

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/8683/sadie1xb.gif
Sadie won. :eek

[Guitar Woman]

how the fcuk
You can't spell "Fuck" either. :P

[kellychaos]

you can't stack boxes or build a tower of megablocks he won't decimate!

Mothra Vs. ...

[Esuohlim]

Smooth move Gadzooks you just allowed in kellychaos :(

[GADZOOKS]

how the fcuk
You can't spell "Fuck" either. :P

Guitar Woman you are not allowed in here, you are a stupid bitch who I don't know.

Fix that.

[fungusamongus]

am i allowed? :(

[GADZOOKS]

Sure, you like the minutemen, I APPRECIATE that.

But ezboard is being a dick, so we might have to move the boards SO DONT REGISTER YET!

[/b]

[Big McLargehuge]

10,000 posts?

[Big McLargehuge]

can i do this page break?

[Rongi]

GIMME ONE OF THEM FLIPPY GIFS

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/fyb/radio.html


Now y'all can som IMing me asking for links and stuffs.

[Esuohlim]

GIMME ONE OF THEM FLIPPY GIFS

K

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/3849/rongi4hz.gif

[Pub Lover]

:voodoo

[Marc Summers]

98...99...100!!!! PAAAAAARRTYYYYYYYYY

party party over here
party party over there
party party at i-mock
party ends at 8 o' clock :tear

[sadie]

rongi's av made me lol.

[soundtest]

now do this one!

http://www.members.aol.com/allsostarry/catman.JPG

[Big McLargehuge]

i want one :(

[King Hadas]

I hope this are easy to make esouhlim because everyone's gonna want one.

P.S. I want one

[Esuohlim]

SOUNDTEST I KNOW YOU'RE JOKING BUT I CALLED YOUR BLUFF >:

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2053/soundtest6ux.gif

THEN I REALIZED WHAT YOU MEANT SO I MADE THIS :lol

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/381/soundtest4lv.gif

BIGMCLARGEHUGE YOU ARE PRETTIER THAN ANY PONY :D

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/5804/bigmclargehuge9gd.gif

KING HADAS, KING HERE YA GO :lol

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4403/kinghadas1bz.gif

If I make one of these for you that means I like ya. Just for the record since no losers asked me yet. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Bigmclargehuge yours seems to overlap at the end do you want me to fix it? :(

[Marc Summers]

I want one too so I can also aid the quest to confuse the hell outta newcomers :)

[fungusamongus]

yeah right :lol

:(

[Pub Lover]

If I make one of these for you that means I like ya.
I like you too. :)

[Esuohlim]

Oh great now I've got losers asking me. :rolleyes

Marc Summers I think I've mentioned before that I have never been able to see your avatar so even if I wanted to WHICH I DON'T i wouldn't be able to anyway :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Pub Lover I actually love you though :(

[GADZOOKS]

Marc Summers wouldn't like his avatar all flippy floppy he likes EVERYTHING IN IT'S PLACE.

Ok guys I'm going back to the FYB Board, it's fixed :(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

i ain't gonna ask for once since it's a risk putting myself out there to be RATED by Esu and besides, it will get OLD bitches >:

[HickMan]

It's time to die

[HickMan]

brought to you by Chuck Norris

[Rongi]

guys who is your favorite person on the internet

[Esuohlim]

i ain't gonna ask for once since it's a risk putting myself out there to be RATED by Esu and besides, it will get OLD bitches >:

Good because I would have given you one anyway. You take secksy avatars and you go and put fartinmowler dicks on them i mean goddamn >:

[Esuohlim]

BUT I MADE YOU ONE ANYWAY BECAUSE I CARE THAT MUCH :tear

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1354/donna4la.gif

[EisigerBiskuit]

Man, it's like, a cyclops

[Esuohlim]

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU ARE USING AN ESUOHLIM-AUTHORIZED FLIPPY AVATAR >: >:

PAGE BREAK GRRRRRRRRRR

[EisigerBiskuit]

Sorry I am mistaken :posh

[fungusamongus]

hey esuohlim i want a flippy avatar too :(

[Supafly345]

No! Me first!

[Mad Melvin]

I bet my avatar would look super freaky with that flip effect. How 'bout it Esuohlim

[maggiekarp]

I could make discount flippy avatars.

They'd look the same to the untrained eye, but they fall apart easier and don't come with the coolness of a real Esuohlim flippy avatar :(

He should make mine flip, somehow. If I was cool :(

[Esuohlim]

I'M BUSY NOW SO HERE'S RAIN CHECKS FOR THE FOLLOWINGS:

EdgarBisquick
Superflea
MadMarvin

THE FOLLOWINGS NEED A COOLER AVATAR OR I WON'T DO IT BECAUSE EVEN IF THEY WERE FLIPPY IT WOULD STILL SUCK IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL IT JUST WOULDN'T MAKE A GOOD FLIPPY AVATAR :/:

Fungmungous

THE FOLLOWINGS NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS THREAD FOR HAVING PENGUIN AVATASR:

That jerk above this post. >:

[GADZOOKS]

Shutup milhouse, The Minutemen rock.

[maggiekarp]

Esuohlim called me a jerk after I said his flippy avatars were cool

That was uncalled for :(


Looks like I'm gonna have to beat him up, now :(

[Esuohlim]

YOU ARE IN NO POSITION TO GIVE ME THE BUSINESS

I H8 PENGIUNS

[HickMan]

HAVE YOU SEEN INVASION USA YET?

[HickMan]

FIRST ONE TO SAY YES WINS A FREE CHUCK NORRIS BOBBLE HEAD

[Esuohlim]

No but I DID play You Don't Know Jack 6 just now and got a Dis or Dat where I had to decide whether the phrases were state mottos or names of Chuck Norris movies. AND I GOT THEM ALL RIGHT >:

[HickMan]

LIKE WHAT!

[Esuohlim]

They were in this order (I MEMORIZED THEM ;))

IN GOD WE TRUST
A FORCE OF ONE
GOOD GUYS WEAR BLACK
FORCED VENGENCE
CODE OF SILENCE
LIVE FREE OR DIE
HERO AND THE TERROR

[Esuohlim]

EISEGERBSIKUT HERE IS YOUR APPROVED AVATAR ;)

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/599/biskuit8yn.gif

YOURS TOO SUPAFREAK ;)

http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/6231/supafly5gn.gif

AND HOW CAN I FORGET GOOD OL' MAD MAGAZINE? ;)

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/430/melvin3ne.gif

MAGGIEKARP YOU ARE NOW REQUIRED BY LAW TO HAVE THIS AVATAR ;)

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/2845/karp4sq.gif

FUNKYAMUNKY YOURS SERIOUSLY WON'T MAKE A GOOD ENOUGH FLIPPY AVATAR I'M SORRY REALLY I THINK YOU'RE OK AND EVERYTHING ;)

[Immortal Goat]

Is Angela Lansbury worthy of the renowned Flippy?

[Esuohlim]

I'LL HAVE TO GET PERMISSION FROM HICKMAN REGARDING YOURS, IMMORTAL GOAT :(

[HickMan]

I'LL THINK ABOUT IT WHILE I'M AT SIX FLAGS TOMORROW. I WILL GIVE YOU MY ANSWER AFTER.

[fungusamongus]

FUNKYAMUNKY YOURS SERIOUSLY WON'T MAKE A GOOD ENOUGH FLIPPY AVATAR I'M SORRY REALLY I THINK YOU'RE OK AND EVERYTHING ;)

:(

[GADZOOKS]

THE MOCKING OF THE MINUTEMEN MAKES ME MOROSE.

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD

[Mr. Vagiclean]

thanks esu for flippin my ride!

[maggiekarp]

Damn Esu making me long for my old life of crime >:

This avatar is fabulous, though.

[Esuohlim]

GLAD WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER

AND RIDDLES GODDAMNIT, STELLA IS AWESOME TOO BUT IF THE AVATAR WAS BLACK AND WHITE AND THE THREE OF THEM WERE BARELY VISIBLE THEN IT WOULDN'T MAKE A GOOD FLIPPY AVATAR >:

[HickMan]

YOU CAN GIVE IG AN AVATAR NOW

[HickMan]

PAGE BREAK YOUR NECK

[Marc Summers]

Hast du etwas Zeit fur mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fur dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst du vielleicht g' rad an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fur dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass sowas von sowas kommt
99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hilet man fur Ufos aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
'Ne Fliegerstafell hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn' s si war
Dabei war' n da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons
99 Dusenjager
Jeder war ein grosser Krieger
Hielten zich fur Captain Kirk
Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fuhlten sucg gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons
99 Kriegsminister
Streichholz und Benzinkanister
Hielten sich fur schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen: Kring und wollten Macht
mann, wer hatte das gedacht
Dass es einmal soweit kommt
Wegen 99 Luftballons
99 Jahre Krieg
Liessen keine Platz fur Sieger
Kriegsminister gibt' s nicht mehr
Und auch keine Dusenflieger
Heute zieh ich meine Runden
Seh' die Welt in Trummern liegen
Hab' 'nen Luftballon gefunden
Denk' an dich und lass' ihn fliegen

[fungusamongus]

can i have now flippy avatar now :(

[Esuohlim]

ALL RIGHT TIME FOR MAKING FLIPPY FLOPPY (THAT'S A TALKING HEADS SONG, NINNIES >:)

FUNGUS MCMUNGUS, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN AWESOME WITH THIS SPIFFY NUMBER :picklehat

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/2935/fungus5zu.gif

AND SINCE IT HAS BEEN "GREEN-LIGHTED" SO TO SPEAK (LOL) HERE IS YOURS, IMMOBILE SPROUT

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/1328/ruthbaderginsburg5vx.gif

AND THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE >:

[Immortal Goat]

THANKS BUT THIS IS ACTUALLY HICKMAN POSTING ON IMMORTAL GOAT'S NEW i-BOOK BECAUSE HE THINKS HES THE SHIT


what a fag

[HickMan]

shutup fag

[Marc Summers]

Esuohlim hates me
IM HURT :tear

Sorry for "99 Luftballoons" everyone I was ummmm high ya that's it

[Esuohlim]

I CAN'T EVEN SEE YOUR AVATAR TRY REUPLAODIGNG IT THEN I WILL SEE IF IT PASSES INSPECTION >:

[Esuohlim]

I picked the category "99 Luft Dubloons" on You Don't Know Jack 6 today and I got it wrong and it cost me $26,606 and I lost the GAME because of it >:

[Marc Summers]

Oh great now I've got losers asking me. :rolleyes

Marc Summers I think I've mentioned before that I have never been able to see your avatar so even if I wanted to WHICH I DON'T i wouldn't be able to anyway :rolleyes

You sir DO NOT LIKE ME but here I'll repost it anyway:
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/443/marc00033he6tq.gif

And don't blame me for anything that you do wrong because I'm an emotionally unstable person who remembers everything for a later date and fixes crooked picture frames

[Esuohlim]

This is the first time I've seen it. Ever since you started posting here this is all I've been able to see:

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/5809/cantsee8rl.jpg

[Esuohlim]

And I'm doing this not for you, but for me because I'm tired of seeing a goddamn red x under your name all the time >:

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/2936/marc3qp.gif

[Esuohlim]

MARC SUMMERS >:

[Marc Summers]

Thank you?

[Mr. Vagiclean]

YES

[MetalMilitia]

haha, flippy avatars just got a whole lot lamer now marc summers has one.

[Big McLargehuge]

THANKS FOR THE ROCKIN AVATAR.

But i'm not going to use it cause metal millitia went and told me how lame they are :(.

[King Hadas]

his just jealous he'll never get one

[MetalMilitia]

:tear


..But seriously, MARC SUMMERS has one. Wow could they possibly be cool anymore :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

Sure Marc Summers is extremely sub-par. But you are easily by far the worst poster ever to grace this board. Please spend less time posting and spend more time managing to be a victim in those london bombings.

You put the UK is SUCK.


see you later guys! :lol

[Marc Summers]

Please explain my sub-par status or read the "bring it on BITCHES" topic and explain there I really must get out of this rut before it's too late

I sorry I ruined your fad by becoming involved in it...I didn't know that I had that Barbara Streisand touch. I hope that one day it will come back like the 80s

Oh by the way...nevermind >:

[Matt Harty]

hey guys

[kellychaos]

Hey Matt!!! :)


You suck!

[Matt Harty]

you suck harder

[HickMan]

Big trouble here

[HickMan]

http://www.aliasabur.com/gallery/breaking%20wood.jpg

[Esuohlim]

HEY MATT I KNOW YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR ONE BUT THIS IS A GIFT FOR BEING THE BEST YOU THAT YOU CAN BE ;)

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/2940/matthearty0vj.gif

[Matt Harty]

bro much appreciated. i gotchoo you ever need some grey goose

[Esuohlim]

OK I just bought Freak Out! and Studio Tan, how are these albums? :(

[Big McLargehuge]

This page is rockin so hard.

[Dole]

OK I just bought Freak Out! and Studio Tan, how are these albums?

They are two very different and both completely excellent albums. ENJOY.


theeee nocturnal gre-gary-ooss wiiiiiiild swiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

[GADZOOKS]

OK I just bought Freak Out! and Studio Tan, how are these albums? :(

WHY DONT YOU JUST LISTEN TO THEM ALREADY, SHEEESH >:

Oh hi matt!

Hey guys, ever wonder what happened to bigtimecow? Of course you do. He's now posting the the F*ck you B*tch message board, prepare to :lol

i know i was a jerk and an idiotface on the i-mock forums but i've learned my lesson. i mean it. i mean, come on guys, everyone makes mistakes, right? right, buddies? haha! right?

so hello, please don't ban me. i-mock doesn't accept me anymore and i am a changed man.

Wah wah wah, i got large button in my ears :tear


Hey guys, ever wonder what happened to Fartin Mowler? We he's got his own radio show and we are airing the first episode of Fartin Mowler's ScriptWars tonight at 11 PM Pacific Times.

LINKS FOR AMERICA (http://www.novirginsallowed.com/fyb/radio.html)

Hey guys, ever wonder what happened to Mr. Adventure?

Me too :(

[Esuohlim]

OK I just bought Freak Out! and Studio Tan, how are these albums? :(

WHY DONT YOU JUST LISTEN TO THEM ALREADY, SHEEESH >:

I like to hear opinions :(

[GADZOOKS]

Well I can tell you they are fantastic OR you can figure that out yourself :recordstorefaggot

[sadie]

i miss mradventure. :(

[Rongi]

OK I just bought Freak Out! and Studio Tan, how are these albums? :(

Freak Out! is brilliant. Never heard Studio Tan though.

[Esuohlim]

Yeah I just listened to Freak Out! and the last three tracks are like the best things I've ever heard in my life. :(

[Pub Lover]

i miss mradventure.
Me too. :(

[Esuohlim]

I sometimes look through old threads to find MrAdventure posts because they are always hilarious. :(

[Rongi]

Help, I'm A Rock is one of my favorite Zappa songs of all time

also, the next cd you should get is Absolutely Free.

[Esuohlim]

I pretty much get whatever's available whenever I go to the store. The guy put out like 80 albums and each store I've been to only has like 3 >: . Studio Tan is excellent though.

I feel bad for putting off trying out Zappa for so long, will you ever forgive me Rongi? :tear

[Rongi]

better late than never ;)

[Esuohlim]

Carrot Top's strong now, guys :(

http://www.thefactoryoutlet.com/i/ctop_workout2.jpg

[Mr. Vagiclean]

LOL if i didn't have such a dazzler of an avatar now that'd be up there >:

[Esuohlim]

There's a good ten inches between his pants and his belly button :(

[HickMan]

you can sorta see his pubes :o

[Pub Lover]

Carrottop is obviously better at working out than he is at comedy.

[Pub Lover]

BTW who the hell is he?

[HickMan]

He's the reason I use 1-800-CALL-ATT

[HickMan]

Sorry John Stamos. 10-10-987 just doesn't cut it for me.

[HickMan]

http://www.muhlsd.berksiu.k12.pa.us/studweb/community/angstadt/Graphics/broken%20barbie.jpg

[Pub Lover]

You're really doing well with these page breaks, Clay. :)

[GADZOOKS]

Hey guys you know what i did on my day off.

I found out about The Truth About Cats and Dogs.

http://www.alyon.org/generale/theatre/cinema/affiches_cinema/t/the_th-tin/the_truth_about_cats_and_dogs.jpg

LETS JUST SAY THE TRUTH HURTS :LOL

also i saw the 40 Year old Virgin, IT WAS VERY FUNNY. :lol

LINK OF INTERESTS (http://img.slate.msn.com/media/1/122939/2111646/2114148/2115258/050324_T3_SteveCarrel.jpg)

[Esuohlim]

IS 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN ABOUT PUB LOVER BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT IF IT IS >:

From now I'm not going to try to be funny anymore because that's what I come up with >:

[Sam]

HEY GUYS I'M BACK AND AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE MY STYLIN AVATAR THAT WAS MADE LIKE 10 PAGES AGO. :tear

[Esuohlim]

Hey Sam how was your Friday? :D

[HickMan]

I just bought a 200 dollar digital camera!

[HickMan]

Pictures of my burley chest coming in the near future!

[Pub Lover]

IS 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN ABOUT PUB LOVER BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT IF IT IS >:

From now I'm not going to try to be funny anymore because that's what I come up with >:
Yeah the truth is more painful than funny. :(

[Pub Lover]

Pictures of my burley chest coming in the near future!
Dude, those are some seriously cool scars, did you get them at your Briss? :eek

[Pub Lover]

I remember the days when people used to post on the other forums. Did everyone in General Blabber die?

[HickMan]

NO I GOT THOSE SCARS FROM HOT TEA WHEN I WAS A BABY :childabuse

[Pub Lover]

Cutting a child's wang off is abuse. :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

hey guys

[Sam]

Pub's avatar looks like that chick from Total Recall. THE ONE WITH THREE BOOBS. :(

I don't know if anyone else noticed.

[Matt Harty]

its the jessica alba pic he stole from me a year ago

[Sam]

OMG REALLY I HAD NO IDEA BECAUSE I'M NEW TO THESE BOARDS :rolleyes

I'm just saying the flippage makes it look like she has three boobies.

[Esuohlim]

Yes this was mentioned right away when I made it Sam get with it would ya

[Esuohlim]

http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/629/top6ng.gif

Take that Mr. Top >:

[Sam]

Yes this was mentioned right away when I made it Sam get with it would ya

SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE IN LIKE A WEEK OR MORE I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER :(

[HickMan]

Holy Moses I hope I get to do the next pagebreak I have an idea for it :o

[executioneer]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/mustachestatue.jpg

hey guys its been so long since i was on here i almost for got how to do image tags :eek

[GADZOOKS]

Hey whatsup ol pal, drop on by aim sometime i got alot of WFYB epsiodes you gotta listen to :lol

[fungusamongus]

oh crap it's monday already (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=08222005) :(

[fungusamongus]

that strip made me aww :(

[fungusamongus]

page break

[fungusamongus]

sorry hickman :(

[fungusamongus]

i'll go away now :(

[HickMan]

You loser >:

[Pub Lover]

Pub's avatar looks like that chick from Total Recall. THE ONE WITH THREE BOOBS. :(

I don't know if anyone else noticed.
Both me |& Helm noticed independently, but you're cool too, so you can be on the list as well, Jim.

[Pub Lover]

its the jessica alba pic he stole from me a year ago
Good Times. :tear

[Pub Lover]

oh crap it's monday already (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=08222005) :(
It is Monday in the Future, so I didn't clock that it was early. :(

[Pub Lover]

that strip made me aww :(
Yeah. Poor Philippe, even his birthday is a horrendous joke to everyone else. :lol

[Pub Lover]

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Oh man, FM! You gotta let a guy get it if he calls it. >:

We all let Esuohlim have 10,000 because otherwise he'd of cried. :(

Shit like that makes you know you're loved. :'(

[Pub Lover]

& Six in a row... :rolleyes

[fungusamongus]

Oh man, FM! You gotta let a guy get it if he calls it. >:

oh crap man i'm sorry. i think i'll quit this thread for a while :(

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, that's the idea, & then it'll be me, all alone talking to myself

[Pub Lover]

...again.

[Pub Lover]

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Don't quit posting, just don't be a jerk about it. :(

[Pub Lover]

Hey Jerks! I should take my own advice. >:

[Pub Lover]

& Another six in a row... :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

way to go jerks you completely buried Willie's only post.

[Esuohlim]

I APPRECIATED IT :picklehat

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.giantesszone.com/catalog/comp7/teenwtch2.jpg

When you’re weary, feeling small.....

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.cse.ogi.edu/~ericwan/DOG/pascale_wet.jpg

When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all;

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.womensfootballcentral.com/photogallery/DEb%20And%20TFox%20back%20to%20back.jpg
I’m on your side. When times get rough

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.riceranch.biz/Merchant%20Photos%2004_05/M1-0405%20Friends%20of%20the%20Southwest%20Clothing.J PG

And friends just can’t be found,

[GADZOOKS]

http://landfantasy2.free.fr/Horne/Trouble%20at%20Troll%20Bridge.jpg

Like a bridge over troubled water

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.adirondackreflections.com/images/4coyotebg.jpg

I will lay me down.

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.johnbwoods.co.uk/images/teeth/bonded_bridge.jpg

Like a bridge over troubled water

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.codicat.net/Keona%20napping%20with%20Mallory.jpg

I will lay me down.

[HickMan]

http://www.mobilityfreedom.org/images/phoneman.gif

[GADZOOKS]

http://images.andrewsmcmeel.com/media/3937/medium.jpg

When you’re down and out,

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/jaywalking/images/J_2783_2784_66x46.jpg

When you’re on the street,

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.claybennett.com/images/archivetoons/acorns_fault.jpg

When evening falls so hard

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.dakotaeranch.com/dworshakquarterhorses/images/Cold%20Comfort%20Johnny%20Cake.jpg

I will comfort you.

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9702/27/annie.fired/audition.lg.jpg

I’ll take your part.

[GADZOOKS]

http://i.xanga.com/THNihilist/black-02.gif

When darkness comes

[GADZOOKS]

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000002INP.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

And pain is all around,

[GADZOOKS]

http://takegame.com/gamblings/pictures/bridge.jpg

Like a bridge over troubled water

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.loghollow.com/bella%20laying%20down.jpg

I will lay me down.

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.segaforever.de/games/mastersystem/reviews/sonic/sonic_s_bridge.gif

Like a bridge over troubled water

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.af.mil/media/photodb/web/050226-F-1789V-005.jpg

I will lay me down.

[GADZOOKS]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/GHOSTOFFRAISER/silvergirls.jpg

Sail on silvergirl,

[GADZOOKS]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001ZMXDG.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Sail on by.

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.harrywalker.com/photos/Grodin_Charles.jpg

Your time has come to shine.

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.southernbassets.com/1_1airplane.jpg

All your dreams are on their way.

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.sizemore.co.uk/may03/shine.jpg

See how they shine

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.puffin.ca/cepics/buddies.gif

If you need a friend

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.ohiospeedskatingtour.com/pages/media/2003-2004/images/buddies.jpg

I’m sailing right behind.

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.balaams-ass.com/piano/bridge02.jpg

LIKE A BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER!

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.nndb.com/people/024/000024949/teshj-sm.jpg

I will ease your mind.

[GADZOOKS]

http://asuweb.asurams.edu/engineering/bridge/2003_%20Bridge_Contest/images/DSC00064.jpg

LIKE A BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATEEEEEEERRRRRRR

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.msu.edu/~daggy/cop/images/00000323.gif

I WILL EASE YOUR MIND

[Emu]

do stairway to heaven next

[Pub Lover]

Go on Mark! ;)

[Esuohlim]

THE CHARLES GRODIN POST WAS THE BEST

[sadie]

:lol that was great, gadzooks.

[HickMan]

YEAH

[Pub Lover]

Yeah. :(

[HickMan]

yeah :(

[GADZOOKS]

http://jara-npo.org/common/images/yeah.jpg

[HickMan]

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY THEY SWITCH UP ON LANGUAGES LIKE THAT. I MEAN REALLY

[sadie]

who was gadzooks before?

[Esuohlim]

Before Gadzooks he was Captain Goodtimes. Before that he was Gadzooks again. Before that he was Gadzooks (AKA PRETENDING-TO-BE-ESUOHLIM GADZOOKS >:). Before that he was Perfecto Suspecto.

BUT HE WILL ALWAYS BE #1 IN MY HEART :picklehat

[Pub Lover]

What about Ghost of Fraiser?

[HickMan]

He's moved on!
http://theblandelles.net/julyadds/rogerdepot1.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY THEY SWITCH UP ON LANGUAGES LIKE THAT. I MEAN REALLY
They think English is the secks, but have no clue what it means. If you go to Asia & be all "Yeah baby, you are a stupid whore" they fuck you right there at the airport. It's the same as Italian or Yiddish on a regular woman (Italian & Jewish women are not regular unless they have mastered the razor, am I right guys?).

[Pub Lover]

Did I mention that I seriously thought Jewish people were white until my early twenties? Antisemitism from white people took me by complete surprise.

[Esuohlim]

JEWISH PEOPLE ARE WHITE YOU NINNY

P.S. THIS POST IS EXACTLY 12 HOURS LATER THAN THE PREVIOUS POST RAISE THE ROOF

[HickMan]

HOUSE PARTY

[Marc Summers]

I would be most appreciative if I were invited to this wonderous social gathering :(

[HickMan]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0780627865.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[HickMan]

you should do tarzan boy next >:

[Pub Lover]

I was just reading the old boards, & I don't find them as funny as I remember it being. :(

Plus I'm really racist there. :eek

[Pub Lover]

JEWISH PEOPLE ARE WHITE YOU NINNY
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/sammyDavisJr.jpg

[Esuohlim]

That reminds me of the best avatar I've ever had HINT: IT WAS SAMMY DAVIS JR. >:

[Pub Lover]

Yeah. :(

[Esuohlim]

How does New Zealand know Sammy btw >:

[HickMan]

http://www.knowyouwantit.com/clippings/graphics/breaking_stuff.png

[Dole]

rrrr

[Pub Lover]

How does New Zealand know Sammy btw >:
Dude, it's the Future, black people run everything. :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://www.knowyouwantit.com/clippings/graphics/breaking_stuff.png
I want to do this to my house, but I just know I'd never get the job finished. :(

[Esuohlim]

PAGE 420 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT BLUNTS >:

[HickMan]

http://www.floatermusic.net/images/fanart/blunts.jpg
omg

[Esuohlim]

I PUFFED SOME AWESOME BUDS TODAY :weed

[Esuohlim]

LOOK AT MY HAND LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[GADZOOKS]

Those guys gotta shave their underarm.

[HickMan]

Yeah they do hey guys its 9:20 here :420

[HickMan]

I remember when some goth person here made a thread about Edgar Allen Poe and some of his own poems and the first poster was willie and he said "Quoth the raven 420 is the best time to smoke it". I thought it was the funny

[Pub Lover]

Damn page. >:

[Rongi]

boner

[Esuohlim]

HOW HIGH

http://www.thezreview.co.uk/posters/posterimages/h/howhigh.jpg

[HickMan]

http://sparc.rocketclub.org/images/july2004/Thats%20really%20high.jpg
THAT'S HIGH

[Pub Lover]

Why are we not off this page yet? >:

[Pub Lover]

This page is a beacon for Kelly Chaos. >:

[Pub Lover]

I was just looking at I-mockery...can you tell Kelly Chaos that fartinmowler say's to shut the fuck up
Hey Kelly Chaos! Fartin Mowler says "Shut The Fuck Up!" :lol

[Pub Lover]

& We all know that Kelly won't listen to Fartin. >:

[Pub Lover]

Five in a row. :rolleyes

[kellychaos]

One big titty! lololololololololololololol

[Pub Lover]

Exactly. >:

[sadie]

why is fartin banned?

[Pub Lover]

why is fartin banned?
Chojin gave him a mercy banning so he could spend more time with his family. It did not work.

[Pub Lover]

Bye Bye 420! >: