I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Guitar Woman]

I bought a pair today and got off the bus mabye three blocks further away from my house than I usually do, and it took me the better part of two hours to get home

My knees haven't bled this much in 6 years

[Guitar Woman]

they were in line skates, btw, not ye olde faggotry kind

that might have been part of my problem

[ElPila666]

I originally only liked El Pila for his hilarious broken english

Urban Dicktionary always help me to fix my english, actually now i was looking for rollerskating and i found dis:

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[Guitar Woman]

lollerskates.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

one

also, new thread backups!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15809

mostly for helm on page 2.
Were you, by any chance, reminded of this part, by my post in the "STUPID AMERICANS" thread?

[Tadao]

http://photo.net/philip-greenspun/photos/pcd0155/gay-parade-20.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1265/1376326626_c4781bf266_o.jpg

[Fathom Nero]

Nice boobs :P

[ElPila666]

Tadao do you like takeshi Kitano yakuza movies?

[JediScum]

also why the fuck is rollerskating so fucking hard

I'm not sure because I promptly gave that shit up around the of 12. My body was way too awkward.

I am talking about skates and not "blades"... I don't know know about inline skating.

But skates, in the early 80's, had one cool effect, which I will bulid towards.

So, yer at the skating rink for yer adolescent mating ritual. You're a 12 year old boy whos balls have just "dropped", just found out that girls "get boobs" maybe a year ago, and are determined to see these "Boobs" in real life.

So you go to the skate rental. You ask for a size 8. All gone. They do have 3 pairs of 6 and a half or 2 sizes in 11.

No 9's? GO FISH!

You don't want the 11's because they are "CLOWN SHOES". So you go for a 6 and a half.

Putting these onto size 8 feet requires about 10 - 15 minutes. While doing this you not only see the grail of boobs which are possessed by an "older woman" (a Freshman in high school, who is also a cheerleader for varsity), but you notice 3-4 NEW arcade games which you must at least try with the 3 dollars yer parents sent you off with.

You skate around feeling like yer gonna fall, AT ANY TIME, unless you skate the rim so you can touch the wall or railing occasionally...

The only time you skate with confidence is when they play Van Halen, Motley Crue, Def Leppard or maybe ZZ TOP from the "Eliminator" LP.

(as an aside... I have NO idea when or why I started writing this in the 2nd person, but just go with it, OK? This is semi-autobiographical)

They play the "Limbo Rock" song, like every week, but since yer flexible (and a damn SEXY BEAST, like the boob queen will find out, many years later when she's a crack whore you randomly see in a bar), you actually make the top 3.

But you still get third, because even though, you COULD squeeze underneath 14 inches of space, YOU CAN'T DO IT IN THESE GODFORSAKEN 6 AND A HALF SKATES, MAN!!!!

You stick around though, just to see who does make 1st and 2nd, even though it's usually the same two people, they just trade places sometimes. But this is the week that you notice that they BOTH WEAR A SIZE 8 ROLLER SKATE AND IT'S A RENTAL!!!! AND THEY ARE 19 SKATING OFF WITH THE 15 YEAR OLD CHEERLEADER BOOB QUEEN!!!!!

About this time, the "Couple Skate" songs come on. So, in anger, you go play the 3 new video games you spotted. Yer money's gone before 5 minutes is up.

So you just give up. It takes another 10 minutes or so to get the footbinding skates off. You put yer street shoes back on. And walk around....

And then, "THE ONE COOL EFFECT" I mentioned earlier happens.

YER LEGS AND FEET ARE LIGHT!!! It's like walking in zero gravity, almost.
You almost feel like Cherubim from Heaven above are singing ... To YOUR FEET and your feet alone. It is, really truly amazing... the sensation.

On yer way out, you give the Boob Queen a 5 second stare... memorizing every nuance of the boobs. Judging by skin tone, and hair color which seems natural, you estimate nipple and areola size and color...

and when you meet her in the bar, twenty years later, you realize you were 90% correct. But it only cost you 5 bucks to see 'em, and another 10 for a wicked, toothless crack whore blowjob.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm with willie concerning who I'd karate kick off a bridge.

[Tadao]

Tadao do you like takeshi Kitano yakuza movies?

While I hold Beat Takeshi in the highest regard, Akira Kurosawa is my personal favorite film maker. Next time capitalize his name or I'll take one of your fingers.

[JediScum]

how does willie know one of my managers at work?

[Pub Lover]

Not Safe For Willie:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/cigbeads.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=536871&postcount=94)

[Emu]

Remember when Chojin was a Gay Alien Bondage Dog?

I remember.

[Chojin]

those were simpler times!

like, before I grew up.

[Zomboid]

:rolleyes

[Chojin]

it's ok zomboid i will still go to furcon wif u

[Fathom Zero]

I bought No More Heroes today.

I don't quite own a Wii yet.

[Zomboid]

Man, it sucks looking at the veteran posters list and noticing how many of them don't post anymore. I miss ziggy and dole :(

[Great Mighty Poo]

http://photo.net/philip-greenspun/photos/pcd0155/gay-parade-20.jpg

This reminds me of the Rock in Get Shorty. Or was that Be Cool? Whatever. If this guy ere a bit bulkier you would have Gay-Rock action. "Your not woman enough to take my man!"

[Emu]

When I look over the article comments forum I notice a lot of the people who post there regularly don't post on the main forums at all.

It's like a whole 'nother world.

And it's populated by furries.

[liquidstatik]

i've never even read those forums :o

[liquidstatik]

ew i never wanna go there again

[liquidstatik]

out of the 5 yrs or so i've been on these forums, i've read maybe a total of 2 articles[never all the way thru, tho :x]

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

When I look over the article comments forum I notice a lot of the people who post there regularly don't post on the main forums at all.

Perhaps there are too many trolls on the main forums.

[Dixie]

Perhaps there are too many trolls on the main forums.
http://www.thedopefiend.com/uploaded_images/Troll2-700297.jpg
Yeah, after checking out the Post your Picture thread I'd have to say there are some resemblances to some of our posting members....

[Zomboid]

When I look over the article comments forum I notice a lot of the people who post there regularly don't post on the main forums at all.

It's like a whole 'nother world.

And it's populated by furries.

I haven't been to the main site since general blabber stopped being the place to notify us of new articles :O

[Misdemonar]

oh god I feel terrible,

oh fuck, I'm a failure to being a human being

shhitshitshitshitshitshitshit

[Pub Lover]

Indeed.

What for this time?

[Esuohlim]

TEENAGE ANGST :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

I've got bigger problems >:

I had sushi for the first time today and absolutely loved it >:

I am one step away from being an anime fan now and that is getting way too far out of my comfort zone >:

[Misdemonar]

Indeed.

What for this time?

breathing

[Emu]

I've got bigger problems >:

I had sushi for the first time today and absolutely loved it >:

I am one step away from being an anime fan now and that is getting way too far out of my comfort zone >:

No dude sushi is mainstream enough to be in the realm of OK.

What kind did you try?

[Esuohlim]

Let's see if I can even remember.

The first plate we got were the non-roll ones (nagiri, I think) with mackerel, white tuna and some salmon roe. The salmon roe ones were terrible, and it was the first one I tried which maybe wasn't a good start.

Then we got some regular salmon rolls, California rolls, rainbow rolls, and maybe eel? I didn't try the eel.

[Emu]

Eel is the best. It's not raw ;(

And I don't care for the roe very much. Otherwise I regularly pick up California rolls for a snack. :eek

[liquidstatik]

i've never tried sushi :o

[Emu]

go do it, you won't regret it

your wallet might :\

[liquidstatik]

i'd have to go to dallas, probably ;_;

[Esuohlim]

You should it was a life changing experience like a first sex or even a first love :eek

[Esuohlim]

Like raindrops dancing graciously off of rocks in a springtime rainfall I shit you not man :eek

[liquidstatik]

haha, i never thought raw fish could be so good ;o

[Dixie]

Sushi made me ralph :(
It was icky.

[Fathom Zero]

Fucking delicious, it's life-changing. You should totally get some now.

But I eat raw meat, anyway, so take what I have to say with a grain of salt.

[Esuohlim]

go do it, you won't regret it

your wallet might :\

With four people it was about 65 bucks with tip, and we finished it but no one was really full. So yeah it's pretty expensive for the amount of food you get.

But it's about the experience

And I totally suck at chopsticks :(

[Pub Lover]

I have been entirely unimpressed with sushi everytime I have tried it.

HOWEVER, I HAVE NEVER LIKED FISH.

[Esuohlim]

WELL YOU WOULDN'T MAKE A VERY GOOD VEGAN IF YOU DID NOW WOULD YOU

[Sam]

SUSHI IS GOOD YOU GUYS, I EAT IT ALL THE TIME. >:

WITH A GIRL. >:

[executioneer]

i have enough trouble with COOKED fish thx >:

[Emu]

I don't like cooked fish but I love sushi ;o

[Pub Lover]

WELL YOU WOULDN'T MAKE A VERY GOOD VEGAN IF YOU DID NOW WOULD YOU

WHAT IS UP WITH PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET KNOWING WHO I AM AFTER SIX YEARS AND STUFF? :lol

[executioneer]

I don't like cooked fish but I love sushi ;o

what are yiou gollum or something

[Zomboid]

SUSHI IS GOOD YOU GUYS, I EAT IT ALL THE TIME. >:

WITH A GIRL. >:
In other words, your mom is often too shitfaced to use the oven so you eat the fish sticks raw :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

[Chojin]

best zomboid post ever

srsly

[Sam]

In other words, your mom is often too shitfaced to use the oven so you eat the fish sticks raw :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes EXACTLY :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

[MetalMilitia]

this thread

:rolleyes

[WhiteRat]

Sushi made me ralph :(
It was icky.

I remember being nervous the first time I had sushi. For some reason I thought I was going to puke it all up. I didn't and I fell in love with it and got married to it and have one child on the way (3 more months!).

[MattJack]

I eat sushi about twice a week in the only rotating sushi bar in Tejas, how bout that?

[MattJack]

in other news I bought The Club an' it's aight. Do you have this game Sam or Zomboid? If so, yall want to playyyyyyyyyy?

[Sam]

I rented it a couple of weeks ago. I thought it was great, but I got bored with it pretty fast. :(

Which I guess makes it not so great. :(

[MattJack]

yea I have had it for 24 hours now and I kinda wish I just would have rented it :(

Army of Two just looked like Gears of War's little brother, so I didn't buy it

[Sam]

It's a cool concept and everything, just the same fucking thing all the way through. The different modes aren't even that different. :/

[MattJack]

was playing on xbox live better?

[Sam]

Not really. Lots of spawn camping with miniguns means you die as soon as you get in the game.

[Tadao]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v612/charliebucket/Jacked.jpg

[MattJack]

wow i made a bad decision didn't i :(

[Sam]

Kinda. :(

[Zomboid]

Return it, sucka.

[Fathom Zero]

What looks good coming up aside from GTA IV and Fallout 3?

[ElPila666]

MGS4 senyl snake rocks!!!

[MattJack]

I kinda like The Club the more I play it. I like the arcade feel of it and it is actually kind of hard if you put it on hard (go figure huh). It's def a party game. My friends and I sat around with a few beers trying to see who could get the highest score on various levels. It was actually quite fun.

I'm stoked for GTA IV and that's about it, Fathom. Later in the year Gears II is suppose to come out, but that probably won't be til Christmas time.

[Tadao]

Fallout 3? I just might start playing games again.

[Zomboid]

I took metalmilitia's advice and my cat is now on catsthatlooklikehitler.com :lol

Also, did anyone submit whiterat's obese cat to one of the LOL cat sites?

[Tadao]

I did. Icanhascheezburger. When I first saw your cat I instantly thought of catsthatlooklikehitler.

Just gave Mr. Sinister a 10.

[ElPila666]

Go back to Russia!

[Fat_Hippo]

What looks good coming up aside from GTA IV and Fallout 3?

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Sky looks like it might be cool. I already really liked the first one and it looks like this one will make improvements in all areas. Should be coming out April or May I think. If the ratings are good I'll be getting it anyway.

[Esuohlim]

Hey how about that my 5-year-old phone can actually record audio.

Who wants to hear my stupid-ass voice? I'll record myself reading the very next post in this thread :eek

[Fat_Hippo]

I'm a fag.

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2008-03-10/boy-dies-after-imitating-naruto-in-sandbox

Anime kills, guys.

You heard it here first!

[Guitar Woman]

Also, yes, you are.

[Esuohlim]

I'm a fag.

Haha sucker :dance

[Fat_Hippo]

One less dumbass to bother us later.

[Esuohlim]

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2008-03-10/boy-dies-after-imitating-naruto-in-sandbox

Anime kills, guys.

You heard it here first!

I like this (http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2004273789_sandbox11m.html) article, because not only do they make it sound like murder they also say "he died about 3:30 p.m. Monday, with his family at his side"

[Fat_Hippo]

Haha sucker :dance

What, I'm not gonna get that voice recording? Damn you Esouhlim, DAMN YOUUUUUUUU!!!

[Esuohlim]

I wish I didn't have a 15 second limit because this Juttin post (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=444089#post444089) is more than perfect :(

[Esuohlim]

OK I did this ElPila666 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=536690#post536690) post instead here you go kids enjoy my Michigan-I-sound-like-I-have-a-cold-all-the-time accent >:

http://www.geocities.com/esuohlim/amr1wav.wav

[Pub Lover]

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/4075/1204871626ai5.jpg

I love my life on dope, after that while i'm not stoned aymore i like to sleep to travel to the dreamworld cuz i hate reality, then i wake up and take drugs once again when i run out of them i started to have suicidal feelinigs and i write farewell letters

:wank

[Pub Lover]

FEELI-NIGS! :lol

I WRITE FAREWELL LETTERS! *BEEP*
The beep is the tiny sound that made me think you were serious. IT WAS A SERIOUS PROBLEM BEEP.

[ElPila666]

Oh man, i don't know what to do if laugh or cry, i was meant FEELINGS and you people knew that, you always have typing errors anyway. After hear that i'm started to write my last farewell letter, i can't take this anymore :(

[Pub Lover]

We will miss you when you are dead, El Pila Six to the Six of the Six.

[Fat_Hippo]

EP, you should know that this is a tough forum where you will be made fun of for everything possible, including bad grammar. It may not be your fault, but this really isn't the best place to share your feelinigs...I mean, uhh, yeah.

[ElPila666]

No really, i only tried to commit suicide back when i was a angst teen by swallowed many pills and drinkin a vodka bottle but i failed, maybe i'll try again in 30 years from now when i become an old fart, i hope then the science develop an unpainful suicidal device

[Pub Lover]

Pila, You should join Seth's Suicide Club. It has meetings every thursday in Heaven. I'm thinking of joining. I hope to see you at the next meeting!

[Chojin]

esuohlim sounds like the narrator on the educational videos we watched in like 3rd grade :<

[ElPila666]

I like his accent, it reminds me The Texas Chainsaw Massacre narrator

[Tadao]

I have the urge to kill some of the people on the article forums, but Mockbot would in turn terminate me. So in order to get it out of my system, I hope they come to this thread.

Some folks say there's nothing lower than the furry geek. I beg to differ. Indeed, the lowest form of geek is the one who feels the need to put down other geeks in order to make themselves feel better.

It's an old story, but I'll tell it again: I once had the fortunate opportunity to have dinner with Trace Beaulieu (Crow T. Robot/Dr. Clayton Forrester of MST3K fame), who was Guest of Honor at a furry convention some years ago. And we asked him what he thought of furries and the idiotic inter-geek snarkery that frequently gets directed at them. Not surprisingly, he said he was disappointed that it goes on. I'm guessing maybe he got enough flak for being a sci-fi fan growing up in Minnesota that he knows what it feels like, so was sad to see sci-fi geeks doing it to others.

Beaulieu's comments were echoed more recently by Mark Evanier, who noted furry fandom "has endured a fair amount of mocking in the past, often from folks who oughta know better, given how their own interests have prompted ridicule from others."

Now, it's not that furries can't take a joke or anything. It's just that the folks who continually put down furries as a way of building themselves up don't seem to realize they aren't all that funny after we've heard it the first hundred times.

In summary, being a geek is cool. Being a geek putting down other geeks is really just lame. Or, as Xeni Jardin of Boing Boing says: "Yay for eccentric humans doing their own thing no matter what fun-crushers may say!"

[Pub Lover]

Forgeting that I downloaded that file I went to load a report about the world bank loaning money into my news bulletin only to be left smiling and calling myself an idiot. Esu, NZ nearly heard your voice. ;)

T-Dawg! Your hall of shame thread sounds alot like my chatroom thread.

[Chojin]

STOP FURSECUTION

[Chojin]

LET AWKWARD BOYS FUCK THEIR DOGS IN PEACE

[Chojin]

We should have a thread where esuohlim narrates every post and edits an image for the sound byte into each post.

[Chojin]

The thread could be called 'FOR THE VISUALLY-IMPAIRED'

[Esuohlim]

Oh man, i don't know what to do if laugh or cry, i was meant FEELINGS and you people knew that, you always have typing errors anyway. After hear that i'm started to write my last farewell letter, i can't take this anymore :(

http://www.geocities.com/esuohlim/amr2wav.wav :eek

I think I've only ever heard Jixby's, Seth's, and Rog's voices. Break out your audio recording devices and let's hear what you fags sound like >:

[Tadao]

Dear Pubby:
I think they deserve a thread title that is visible to their shame.

:pagebrak

[Esuohlim]

Forgeting that I downloaded that file I went to load a report about the world bank loaning money into my news bulletin only to be left smiling and calling myself an idiot. Esu, NZ nearly heard your voice. ;)

So what is that like 30 people? :eek

[Esuohlim]

We should have a thread where esuohlim narrates every post and edits an image for the sound byte into each post.

I'd need donations since every file I send from my phone costs me $1 :(

[Tadao]

Almost tempted to do a youtube of other peoples posts. Try to dress and act like I imagine them.

[Esuohlim]

Do a youtube of this post :eek

And act out the emoticons :x

[Tadao]

Temptation meter is at 7 out of 10

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat(NOW SBUTITLED FOR THE BLIND)

[Pub Lover]

http://www.geocities.com/esuohlim/amr2wav.wav :eek

FROWN EMOTICON! :lol
I think I've only ever heard Jixby's, Seth's, and Rog's voices. Break out your audio recording devices and let's hear what you fags sound like >:

What about Willie's voice from that time he read the madlibs?

[executioneer]

and that time i had an enthusiastic youtube of me watch an explostion

and sing a bon jovie

[Pub Lover]

Dear Pubby:
I think they deserve a thread title that is visible to their shame.

Then you should have posed it in the article forum as those guys don't check anywhere.

SOME OF THEM DON'T EVEN CARE IF THEY GET REPLIES. :eek

[Esuohlim]

Oh yeah I forgot about you Willie sorry ;_;

[Pub Lover]

So what is that like 30 people? :eek

Do you think I could do this job if I thought it was as many as that?>:

[Esuohlim]

And I forgot about JohnathonClement too I guess

[executioneer]

EDIT: SORRY THREAD I DIDNT READ YOU GOOD ENOUGH

[executioneer]

didnt sadie post something of the band she was in, does that count

[Esuohlim]

I hate most of the people who post in the article forum and I hope they never post anywhere else.

[Tadao]

Then you should have posed it in the article forum as those guys don't check anywhere.

SOME OF THEM DON'T EVEN CARE IF THEY GET REPLIES. :eek

Believe me, I'd love to tear into them.
Mods, can I have a hall pass to harass people over there. Not like I can gay up the place anymore than it is.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/tadmowler.gif

[Tadao]

:(

[Chojin]

it's not really my call what goes on in article discussion, but boogie's been on a ban kick lately and rog thinks that if you don't have anything positive to say you shouldn't say anything at all

[executioneer]

oh man maybe i shouldnt be effing with the fursecution dude then whoops

[Pub Lover]

rog thinks that if you don't have anything positive to say you shouldn't say anything at all

Is that rule gonna be applied to the articles too?

[Tadao]

I don't think you have any borders Willie, as for me, I'm a Noob upstart and have no rights. I'll just have to hate on them from afar. I would love to post the link to my thread at them though, but the house of Mil wouldn't like them here either.

[Mockery]

Just as he believes in separation of church and state, Esuohlim believes in separation of site and forum. :posh

[Pub Lover]

Send them a polite email asking them to consider reading your thread.

[Pub Lover]

Or pm. Whatever, it's all electronic. >:

[Tadao]

I wonder if that is PM harassment. Can I get a ruling on this.
Maybe something like,

Hi, we are talking about you. (link)

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

I wonder if that is PM harassment. Can I get a ruling on this.

A polite notification of an abusive & public thread shouldn't be considered harassment.

Otherwise, uh oh...

[Pub Lover]

Maybe something like,

Hi, we are talking about you. (link)

I did say polite. >:

[Pub Lover]

i personally have the heads of three yiffers mounted above my fireplace.

Did you catch them out in the woods digging holes and eating berries? :)

No, he infiltrated their pack & orgasmed them to death.

They never stood a chance.

[Guitar Woman]

that D-mon guy is by far the most pretentious fucker who has ever posted on this site.

[Guitar Woman]

Well, that I've noticed.

[Tadao]

Xydexx, it's not that we are mocking you, and no you can't take a joke because we where never joking in the first place. I was going to call you a sick puppy, but that might lead you to believe that I'm flirting with you. Please tell me why you want to be a wolf.

[WhiteRat]

After reading those comments I'm glad a lot of those people stick to the article comments and not here.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Oh man, i don't know what to do if laugh or cry, i was meant FEELINGS and you people knew that, you always have typing errors anyway. After hear that i'm started to write my last farewell letter, i can't take this anymore :(
Hey, just be happy that you aren't Black Hexen.

[Tadao]

Welcome to the forums!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=537579#post537579


So, wait, lemme see if I understand you correctly... you're not just making a lame attempt at a joke and in all seriousness get this bent out of shape over furries in a non-ironic way?

Wow. Just wow.

Thanks for the welcome to the forums, anyway.

Answer my question.

[Pub Lover]

:oao

[WhiteRat]

I don't even like putting a hot dog in a bun.
it's all one big gay bbq, baby you can count me out.
i'm from the south, you won't find no weiner in my mouth.

(if you sing the words it's a great little jingle)

[Esuohlim]

esuohlim sounds like the narrator on the educational videos we watched in like 3rd grade :<

The SERIOUS PROBLEM BEEP at the end of each audio clip means turn the slide :x

[Xydexx]

STOP FURSECUTION
Heh. I know I'm just a newbie here and ergo subject to getting run through the spanking machine (oooh!), but in all seriousness I need to ask:

Is repeating lame over-recycled catchphrases part of your plan to prevent your forums here from becoming yet another bastion for the Aspergers-afflicted residents of communities such as 4chan and YTMND?

Just curious. :)

[Chojin]

Your queer little emoticon says one thing, but your shifty eyes give you away.

That, and the clip-on tail.

[Tadao]

I caught a Furrie! So... what animal are you? And why do you do it?

[Chojin]

Also why are you replying to my first post and not my latest one

I am a different man now and realize that putting your penis in dogs' butts feels good.

[Xydexx]

Answer my question.

A wolf, eh? Well, my preferred online avatar is usually some variety of equine, but I guess a wolf would be cool if it were entirely rubberized and I could be my own chew toy or something. :lol

Now it's my turn to ask a question: Why are you so afraid to flirt with furries?

[Xydexx]

That, and the clip-on tail.
LIES! All lies, I say! My tail is 100% real... on the internet.

[WhiteRat]

Your queer little emoticon says one thing, but your shifty eyes give you away.

That, and the clip-on tail.

Clip-on? Pfft, that's old news:

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/tt780.jpg

[Xydexx]

I caught a Furrie!
Indeed. Better treat me right or I'll turn you in to the ASPCF.
So... what animal are you? And why do you do it?
Do you want the scary real answer or the scary fake one?

[Esuohlim]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=8035&dateline=1205262255&type=profile

Welcome to forums, Dee Snider

[Xydexx]

Clip-on? Pfft, that's old news
Oooh. Hardcore. :love

[Chojin]

i bet he wears those sunglasses while posting

[Xydexx]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=8035&dateline=1205262255&type=profile

Welcome to forums, Dee Snider

For real? That's a new one on me. Usually I get compared to Sting or Alton Brown (when I had shorter hair). Lately they say (but you know the kind of things THEY say) that I look like some anime supervillian... I forget his name, sorry, anime isn't really my thing...

[WhiteRat]

What then, exactly, is your thing? Please feel to pour your heart out in this thread.

[Chojin]

don't let any detail escape us, no matter how completely boring!

[MetalMilitia]

For real? That's a new one on me. Usually I get compared to Sting or Alton Brown (when I had shorter hair). Lately they say (but you know the kind of things THEY say) that I look like some anime supervillian... I forget his name, sorry, anime isn't really my thing...


A furry that doesn't like anime is like the internet equivalent of a murder-rapist that doesn't like rape. :x

ADDED: Specifically tentical rape. :hat

[Sacks]

I'll be glad when everyone gets over furries on the internet and we can get back to feeling uncomfortable about blacks and gay people.

[Xydexx]

What then, exactly, is your thing? Please feel to pour your heart out in this thread.
Do you want the scary real answer or the scary fake one?

[Tadao]

Do you want the scary real answer or the scary fake one?

The scary real one please. It's not that I'm afraid to flirt with your kind, I'm just the kind of guy that kicks his dog of his lap when it gets a boner.

[Fathom Zero]

How about the mundane real one?

[Xydexx]

A furry that doesn't like anime is like the internet equivalent of a murder-rapist that doesn't like rape. :x

ADDED: Specifically tentical rape. :hat

Yay! Tentacle rape! :rock

Don't get me wrong, I don't have anything against anime---what I've seen I've enjoyed, to be sure---I just have other things (going to furry cons, exploring abandoned buildings, riding my weirdo bike around) that warrant my attention more.

[executioneer]

oh man i knew when i saw this thread's post count that you guys had ONE ON THE HOOK

[Tadao]

Sorry.

[Esuohlim]

How about the mundane real one?

This is what I thought verbatim

[Guitar Woman]

http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/349/b/0/Collared_by_JayWolf1985.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

"You don't sound nearly as dorky as Sam did!" -MLE

[executioneer]

oh and didnt fartin make a youtube of his secrat santa presents

[Sacks]

For a free comic book, mail me, Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652, and help take a BITE out of CRIME!

[WhiteRat]

exploring abandoned buildings

Like the old Purina plant three towns over?

[JediScum]

I am SO tired of hearing about this Clinton/Obama bullshit.

Why don't they just get it over with?

Obama - "She just called me a ******"

Hillary - "NO I DIDN'T!!"

Obama - "Yes you did.... BECAUSE YOUR A WOMAN!!!!"

Long pause

Obama ( to Hillary) - "Do you wanna look at my dick again?"

Hillary - "OH GOD YES! PLEASE!!!!"




By the way, what's the Bush family up to now?


If you need me, I'll be watching Duran Duran videos

[executioneer]

did this get moved here from the politics board

[Guitar Woman]

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/1438/1205196135358zw1.png

[Fathom Zero]

UGH

[Esuohlim]

oh and didnt fartin make a youtube of his secrat santa presents

With plastic teeth and a fake British accent.

I know he was on WFYB radio once but I never heard that episode. :(

Oh yeah I guess I've heard GADZOOKS and maybe MrAdventure too but I don't remember what he sounds like.

[Esuohlim]

"You don't sound nearly as dorky as Sam did!" -MLE

:D

[Pub Lover]

That was what she said to GW not you.

[Esuohlim]

Let me pretend >:

[Esuohlim]

milhouse is better than sam :love

:D

[Chojin]

of course by sharing that quote, GW has become infinitely gayer than Sam.

[Xydexx]

No, he infiltrated their pack & orgasmed them to death.

They never stood a chance.

Man, what a way to go... :rock

[Pub Lover]

you're a better rapist than sam. :rolleyes

[Tadao]

:lol Feel my wrath! Now I shall go forth and collect more!

[Pub Lover]

of course by sharing that quote, GW has become infinitely gayer than Sam.

GW has been whacking it to that quote ever since MLE was condescending enough to say it.

[Tadao]

I-Mockery Chat(NOW WITH MORE FUR)

[Pub Lover]

Man, what a way to go... :rock

SORRY GUYS IT SEEMS I'VE ACCIDENTALLY INFECTED THIS THREAD WITH FURRINESS

SHAVED HEADS AND DECONTAMINATION SHOWERS FOR EVERYBODY

JUST LIKE LAST TIME

[Xydexx]

How about the mundane real one?
Are you suggesting there's anything even remotely mundane about me?

Mundane... okay... let's see... uh... I've got a decent job, drive a sensible car (you kind of have to these days what with gas prices), and have a 20-year mortgage. I pay my taxes on time and complain about rush hour traffic (2nd worst in the nation) regularly. I have no tattoos or piercings, don't smoke or do drugs, and only drink occasionally. With the exception of the long hair (recently donated to Locks Of Love), I otherwise look like an everyday average geeky suburban homeowner.

I do have a tendency to babble on at exhaustingly great lengths about local history and buildings and towns that no longer exist, but otherwise there's nothing particularly interesting about me on the surface. :sleep

[Xydexx]

http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/349/b/0/Collared_by_JayWolf1985.jpg
Obligatory yiff yiff yiff. :love

[WhiteRat]

Describe "sensible" please.

[Xydexx]

Like the old Purina plant three towns over?
Dude, trust me, if there actually was one nearby I'd have already explored it and have had pictures up on my website by now. Instead I need to settle for non-local jaunts to sprawling abandoned college campuses and insane asylums and iron works. Wish the cool stuff was closer, but hey. :\

[Xydexx]

Describe "sensible" please.
That would be a 2007 Toyota Prius.

[Pub Lover]

The guy in charge of energy generation in New Zealand is seriously called Dr Strange.

I can never read anything he says with out nerd-giggling. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif

[executioneer]

SANCTUM SANCTORUM

[Pub Lover]

http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/349/b/0/Collared_by_JayWolf1985.jpg

Obligatory yiff yiff yiff. :love

That actually produces a feeling other than revulsion in you?

Liberalism has gone too far! >:

[Tadao]

http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Xydexx

[Esuohlim]

Wow

[Tadao]

Xydexx continues to be the squeakiest and silliest inflatable unicorn in the galaxy. Please join Xydexx and his army and robot ponies to help spread cute and weird across the internet. Long live the cause of offensive cuteness!

[WhiteRat]

http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Xydexx

good god

[Tadao]

I think we have happened upon a chief furry.

[Tadao]

Guys, I think I could make a minor amount of money here. It would involve creating makeover software that turns you into a furry. I bet they'd pay top dollar and not pirate it if they believed I was one of them.

[Fathom Zero]

You wrote that, didn't you Mr. Urban Explorer?

[Tadao]

If you follow his sig, there is a long trail of sadness.

[Fathom Zero]

There is only one thing left to do.

[executioneer]

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05272004

[Guitar Woman]

Destruction of the head?

[Fathom Zero]

Kill Falco.

[Tadao]

http://www.retirementboarding.com/dead_horse_again.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

I wish I didn't have a 15 second limit because this Juttin post (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=444089#post444089) is more than perfect :(

I hope that this will suffice.
(http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VPWC3WL2)

[Tadao]

I think he meant on his phone, in which case he could just open up a wav recorder and talk through the mike on his computer.

[Pub Lover]

Seriously, New Zealand Council of Trade Unions? You really want me to read your press statements? THEY ARE WRITTEN LIKE AN ANGSTY ASSPIE'S LIVEJOURNAL FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

I would really prefer it if you did my job for me by distilling what you have to say to about 25 seconds worth of spoken word. It would save me so much time.

[Tadao]

Can anyone confirm this? I'm not sure if I believe it but it wouldn't surprise me if it is true...

Fact: Pluto was recently stripped of its status as a planet, and assigned an asteroid number.

Conspiracy: All new editions of school science textbooks will now have to be printed, sold and distributed. The International Astronomical Union is in bed financially with publishers of these books. One of the largest publishers of school textbooks in the United States is McGraw-Hill. Who owns McGraw-Hill? Halliburton.
:lol

[Tadao]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g261/Tuff-Ghost/dead-unicorn1.jpg

[executioneer]

so xexyx have you ever done it with a horsie for reals

[JediScum]

did this get moved here from the politics board

I was expressing exasperation, yet felt it was too juvenile to actually post in a "Politics" Forum.

Give me two minutes... I got something worse.

[Pub Lover]

I hope that this will suffice.
(http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VPWC3WL2)

It's as if you know the agony of being a fatass. :eek

[Emu]

Wow, THE Xydexx posts here?

[JediScum]

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/Obama01.jpg

TELL THAT WONDER-BREAD-EATING, BUG-EYED, RICKETY-ASS, WHITE BITCH TO SUCK HER HUSBAND'S DICK AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!

[liquidstatik]

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/Obama01.jpg

TELL THAT JEDISCUM GUY TO NEVER TRY AND CAPTIOIN A PICTURE AGAIN, EVEER

[Tadao]

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/Obama01.jpg

SUP

[Pub Lover]

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/Obama01.jpg
HEY GUYS! I WON MISSISIPI... MISSIPPII? MIPPIISSIIP? FUCK IT

[liquidstatik]

If we went to the prom, you'd totally be getting laid. ;)

i h8 u pub stay away frum me

[Tadao]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

i h8 u pub stay away frum me

Oh hush, like you ever take me out any more.

[liquidstatik]

well maybe if u brush ur f*ckin teeth I WOULD

[ElPila666]

Seriously, New Zealand Council of Trade Unions? You really want me to read your press statements? THEY ARE WRITTEN LIKE AN ANGSTY ASSPIE'S LIVEJOURNAL FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

I would really prefer it if you did my job for me by distilling what you have to say to about 25 seconds worth of spoken word. It would save me so much time.

I hope you don't bothered for my a crappy english accent (http://www.mediafire.com/?xxjo2h9yt1j)Pubs :x

[liquidstatik]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[liquidstatik]

i still don't read that forum :o

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Xydexx continues to be the squeakiest and silliest inflatable unicorn in the galaxy. Please join Xydexx and his army and robot ponies to help spread cute and weird across the internet. Long live the cause of offensive cuteness!
I'll stick with the mothership and spreading the funk, thank you.

[ElPila666]

Anime kills, guys.

You heard it here first!

And this one was lovely (http://www.mediafire.com/?eycxjne4xz1) :love, Esuohlim you're next sir

[JediScum]

[quote=liquidstatik;537779] CAPTIOIN/quote]

Way too easy

[Tadao]

Ahweeee need the funk, gotta have the funk

[Tadao]

I hope you the bothered for my a crappy english accent (http://www.mediafire.com/?xxjo2h9yt1j)Pubs :x

This is such a treat!

[liquidstatik]

jediscum u can't even quote

[ElPila666]

With plastic teeth and a fake British accent.

I know he was on WFYB radio once but I never heard that episode. :(

Oh yeah I guess I've heard GADZOOKS and maybe MrAdventure too but I don't remember what he sounds like.

I Choose this one randomly (http://www.mediafire.com/?zkctzm5jjdg) but it's not that short

[liquidstatik]

http://www.cais-soas.com/News/2008/March2008/04-03.htm

[Xydexx]

It's not that I'm afraid to flirt with your kind, I'm just the kind of guy that kicks his dog of his lap when i gets a boner.
A'ight.
So... what animal are you?
Human. I only roleplay a silly squeaky purple unicorn on the internets.
And why do you do it?
It's fun. You know, fun? You've... seen other people having it? :)

[liquidstatik]

he rly hasn't ;_;

[Xydexx]

so xexyx have you ever done it with a horsie for reals
I think you have me confused with someone else, but no anyway.

[Tadao]

he rly hasn't ;_;

true that

[JediScum]

MISSIPPII? MIPPIISSIIP? FUCK IT

Two guys are on a bus, and a elderly RACIST BUG-EYED BITCH overhears their conversation.

"First Emma come, then I come, then a two asses, then I come again, THEN A TWO ASSES, then I come again, then I pee twice, then I COME AGAIN!!!!"

The racist bug-eyed bitch says "I have NEVER heard something that disgusting IN MY LIFE!!!"

Chico Marx turns around and says "Hey! Imma justa telling Harpo, how to spell Mississippi"

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/uncleharpo01.jpg

[liquidstatik]

r u hiring at the department of cute and weird?

[Esuohlim]

I Choose this one randomly (http://www.mediafire.com/?zkctzm5jjdg) but it's not that short

omg :lol

[Xydexx]

don't let any detail escape us, no matter how completely boring!
I aim to please. Perhaps you'd like to know what I'm wearing? (It may seem strange, but I've found your type always seems oddly fascinated by what I'm wearing and when I go buy new sneakers and all the other miscellaneous administrivia of my life, so hey.) I'm currently wearing blue jeans and my "Wishes Are Unstoppable" t-shirt (featuring a unicorn riding a motorbike because that's awesome http://www.goats.com/forums/news/2539/ ) and my battle-scarred digital watch that lost half its buttons while I was riving tubing in the Potomac.

[Tadao]

sadfaceemoticon :lol

[Xydexx]

Wow, THE Xydexx posts here?
For the moment, at least. I'm still trying to decide whether this is just another bastion of the Aspergers-afflicted residents of communities such as 4chan and YTMND or not.

It's a big internets, and I certainly have plenty of other places (online and offline) I could be wasting my copious free time on. :)

[Xydexx]

r u hiring at the department of cute and weird?
Possibly.

[Tadao]

I only roleplay a silly squeaky purple unicorn on the internets.

So then you don't dress up like a unicorn? You're wearing hoofs right now aren't you?

[Emu]

For the moment, at least. I'm still trying to decide whether this is just another bastion of the Aspergers-afflicted residents of communities such as 4chan and YTMND or not.

It's a big internets, and I certainly have plenty of other places (online and offline) I could be wasting my copious free time on. :)

No, we make fun of Asspies here. We hate everyone equally.