I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

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[executioneer]

i agree

[Immortal Goat]

Was it just me, or was the thread having some actual
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a minute ago? It said there was 1 page more than it should have.

[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

Was it just me, or was the thread having some actual
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a minute ago? It said there was 1 page more than it should have.
It does that at every page break. The thread is broken. :(

:eek

[executioneer]

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[Pub Lover]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/serioushomoproblems.jpg
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The one of Willie is still my favourite.
Looking through my Willie Folder earlier and I came to the conclusion that he takes the best photos of himself!

Every one a comedy gem.

[Immortal Goat]

By admitting that you have a Willie folder, you admit to having
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:(

[Pub Lover]

By admitting that you have a Willie folder, you admit to having
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:(
Yes. :(

[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

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[Immortal Goat]

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SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS :eek
:(

[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

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[Immortal Goat]

No posts exist for this topic.

[Pub Lover]

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[Seven Force]

That's dash cunning of you!

[Pub Lover]

Who? What? :(

[executioneer]

pub the reason i tend to take good photos is cause i have a cameraphone that can take pictures closed, and has an lcd on the same side as the camera so you can see what picture you're taking :(

also i have lots of face muscle practice :(

[Pub Lover]

Plus you're a really funny guy. :(

[executioneer]

i like to think so :(

[executioneer]

a really funny guy with
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[Pub Lover]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

Well, how to start? A few years ago the New Zealand government for whatever reason legalised prostitution, but of course it had to add a bunch of rules of it's own like any Liberal vipers nest. Having made it half way through my 23rd year & still having failed in the eyes of society to "prove myself a man" by having penetrative sex with a willing woman, I decided to partake in one of the services that my island nation home provides.

Driving into the city I managed to forget my motivation for the trip, lost as I was in the beauty of my fair isle. However as my car crested the hill at the edge of the city, and it's shanty town of poorly maintained shed-like houses came into view stretching all the way from the dingy harbour all the way to the hill top at my side, my premeditated actions didn't seem such a good idea, but before I was able to lose too much of my initiative I had arrived at the brothel.

Inside it had all the looks of a cheap motel, the carpets were frayed and curling up at the edges, the windows were grimy and cobwebbed forcing the internal lights to be on despite the bright winter's day outside. A sullen man with a worse moustache than my own was at the counter, he hadn't looked up when I entered, no doubt because whatever other patrons that miserable hole attracts all know were to go.

Deciding against acting like a boisterous jerk because I hadn't yet started drinking, I switched to my Plan B for dealing with people that I would rather see dead. Posing as the bewildered Englishman that I very probably am, I asked if this was the place where I could endeavour to purchase intercourse with a lady of negotiable virtue. He looked at me as if I had just taken a shit on his face and told him it was candy, so I restated my question closer to how a person would.

With understanding the sullen look returned to the man's face, he pointed up the stairs and I tried to not look at his soiled clothes with disgust as I thanked him. At the top of the first flight of stairs it looked like someone had vomited not only their lunch but one of their vital organs as well, so I delicately stepped around the mess, and carried on up the stairs.

A cardboard sign simply saying "Sex" had been stuck to the second door on the floor, and it was on that I knocked. The door was answered by an angry and rotund Polynesian woman who rudely instructed me to sit on one of the foldout garden chairs inside the room and wait my turn. I hadn't expected there to any other patrons at ten in the morning on a Friday, or even that the place would be open, so the four other men in the room received the full of my disinterest as I studied my shoes and the carpet around them with occasional bursts of hard stares at the ceiling.

If I was to construct a list of the most uncomfortable hours of my life, I would hope to have that fifty-four minutes somewhere near the top. In hindsight the haste with which I left the waiting room was probably equally matched a few minutes later by my haste to leave the... boudoir would be too classy, and bedroom a tad too pedestrian. I think the only word that'll fit is 'sexshop'. I'd describe the actions I took, and the relative positions of the naked & mildly attractive thirty something white woman with a clear drug habit, but it'll be best to say that I left with both my money & virginity intact. With the money I bought several crates of beer, and I enjoyed drinking them immensely. In conclusion, I would rather be drunk and alone than sober with the consequence of whatever.

[Pub Lover]

OK, so after last time with the shitty brothel, I decided to go for a little class this time.

Rather than being down in the city centre, this place is up the hill in the suburbs. I called ahead to make an appointment and to explain my situation. They were very understanding on the phone and said they could help.

When I got to the address I was a little confused as it looked just like a regular house, until that was I saw the cheesy faux-class matt gold sign in the shape of a naked woman.

Dithering a bit on the driveway it took me a few minutes to get to the house.

I was welcomed at the door by an attractive middle aged woman with too much makeup well applied, and wearing a floor length kimono. She took me through what looked like a cross between a doctor's office and a cloth and bauble shop to the waiting room.

I could feel a tiny part of me on the inside bursting at the seams with laughter from the pastiche of it all, but none of this showed on my well disciplined mask of nervous bewilderment.

She opened the door and there standing with various degrees of nakedness displayed were about thirty high class whores.

All of them an imitation of the Madam, with skill clearly matching age. The contrast of age versus experience most assuredly lost on the patrons which match those of the previous brothel exactly but for income.


Standing in the doorway and taken by surprise I feel myself gaping and silently wishing for a way out of this situation. As the colourful flesh dolls turned their attention on me, the Madam introduced me as 'the young man I was telling you about'.
A blush that had no doubt been creeping up on me since the phonecall sprang full force onto my face.
I consider that to have been the cause of the first giggle.
The giggle needed little help to become a roar of laughter as fingers were pointed and a few not so metaphorical thighs were slapped, with a silent sigh of relief I stumbled from the room with big, hot tears stinging my reddening eyes and the Madam following with her kimono hitched up as she apologised and tried to goad me to come back.
[18:25] Tropical: boooooooooooo
[18:25] Tropical: change the ending
[18:25] Tropical: this time you're a black gansta
[18:27] Pub Lover: As they turned towards me I began to realise something was wrong, pulling out my uzi and my cock, I fired one into the ceiling and used the other to rape then kill each of those bitches till the morning sun turned their death blood from midnight purple to earthy red.
[18:27] Tropical: NONONONONO
[18:27] Tropical: you're supposed to whip out your massive 15 inch cock
[18:28] Tropical: and beat them with it
[18:28] Pub Lover: I like the image of cumming on the ceiling and then raping them with my gun. :(
[18:29] Tropical: i give this story a D-

[Pub Lover]

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[Immortal Goat]

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[Pub Lover]

[19:20] ImmortalGoat inc: was that story you posted in the Serious Homo problems meant to sound like a Kulturkampf story, because you succeeded
[19:20] Lemmysomemoney: It was.
[19:20] Lemmysomemoney: Sort of.
[19:21] ImmortalGoat inc: well, it was more than a sort of success
[19:22] Lemmysomemoney: His style of writing is very simular to my own. Rambling, pointless, and stiupid.

[executioneer]

i have also had a couple of "near misses" but i don't want to go into great detail on internet :(

[executioneer]

hahaha "near misses" get it

[Pub Lover]

:lol

Those stories are not true. :(

[Pub Lover]

Except the one where I'm a black gangsta, that one is totally true. :(

[Pub Lover]

he needs to get a jobby
Haha, jobby is British slang for shit. :(

[Chojin]

are you sure that didn't really happen

the only thing that prevents it from being believable in my estimation is that i don't think you'd have really left the house :<

[Pub Lover]

It's not true for exactly that reason. :(

That and I'm a hardcore Christian and having sex with whores is wrong. :(

[EVILCAKE]

Was it my suggestion of you getting a whore that brought on this serious homo problem? :/ I've tried to talk to him.

[Pub Lover]

I wrote those stories becasue of your constant tellings of how great you think they are. :(

[Pub Lover]

I've tried to talk to him.
:lol

[Pub Lover]

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[MetalMilitia]

Those where great stories! I'ts a shame they didn't really happen :(

[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

Those where great stories! :(
Thank you. :(

Have you read KultureKampf's work? He'll be mentoring me this summer. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I wrote those stories becasue of your constant tellings of how great you think they are. :(
Whores that is. :x

[Pub Lover]

It's not true for exactly that reason. :(

That and I'm a hardcore Christian and having sex with whores is wrong. :(
Yet another reason is that I'm excessively tight with my money.

Seriously, $50 for less than a minute of pathetic grunting and thrusting?
In Asia I could buy three wifes for that. >:

[Guitar Woman]

yeah, but married people don't have sex :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Do $15 Asian wifes still make sandwiches though? :(

[MrAdventure]

only if by "make sandwiches" you mean break down into awkwardly horrifying fits of blubbering contempt as the man they feel forced to wait on hand and foot hands them sandwich fixins and fifteen minutes later the entire kitchen comes flying out the door like fred flinstone then yes

[Pub Lover]

Oh man, I always wanted to be Fred Flintstone! Awesome!

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/rainbow.jpg
I AM RAINBOW THE COW! MOO!

[Pub Lover]

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I AM GUITAR WOMAN THE COW... I MEAN GUITAR WOMAN THE MIGHTY WITH THE FLAME HANDS OF DEATH! I WILL EAT STEAK THIS NIGHT!

[Pub Lover]

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WHAT WENT WRONG? :'(

[Fathom Zero]

Anyone else gonna see Idlewild?

[Guitar Woman]

hey guys the wizard is coming out on dvd this week

[Pub Lover]

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I, WILLIE SAW HAND, WILL SAVE YOU, GUITAR WOMAN THE MIGHTY WITH THE SEEMINGLY INEFFECTIVE FLAME HANDS OF DEATH!

[Guitar Woman]

I love how the first three pics subtextually describe my mock wars 2k5 experience. :(

[Seven Force]

then you must be really fucking autistic cause i dont see it :eek

[Guitar Woman]

welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll...

Ziggytrix just stands there looking all helpless

Then I show up ready to kick some ass

But I lose the fight because I am a FAG.

[Seven Force]

You callin' Ziggy a cow, bitch?! >:

[Pub Lover]

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I, RAINBOW THE COW, AM DEFEATED!

[Pub Lover]

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THIS CONFUSES ME! FOR I, WILLIE SAW HAND, HAS YET TO FIGHT!
I AM GUITAR WOMAN THE MIGHTY WITH THE SEEMINGLY INEFFECTIVE FLAME HANDS OF DEATH! I AM ALSO CONFUSED!

[Pub Lover]

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I, RAINBOW THE COW, AM DEFEATED, NOW WITH ADDED GORY DETAIL!!

[Juttin]

Flamehands > Pizza Cutters :/

[Pub Lover]

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I, WILLIE SAW HAND, HAVE SAVED YOU, GUITAR WOMAN THE MIGHTY WITH THE SMALL BUT PERT BREASTS!
I AM GUITAR WOMAN THE MIGHTY WITH THE SEEMINGLY INEFFECTIVE FLAME HANDS OF DEATH! I AM THANKFUL THAT YOU SAVED ME, WILLIE SAW HAND, BUT YOU HAVE MISTAKEN MY HUG OF GRATITUDE AS A HUG OF AFFECTION![/quote]

[Pub Lover]

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I AM GUITAR WOMAN THE MIGHTY WITH THE SEEMINGLY INEFFECTIVE FLAME HANDS OF DEATH! SEEMINGLY, WILLIE SAW HAND, ONLY SEEMINGLY!

[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

Poor Willie Saw Hand. :(

[Guitar Woman]

Just so you know, willie, I would never set you on fire. :(

[Pub Lover]

Willie looks so sad in that picture. :(

I wanna give him a hug. :(

BUT IF HE COMMENTED ON MY SMALL BUT PERT BREASTS I WOULD HAVE TO SET HIM ON FIRE! >:

:(

[Pub Lover]

RIGHT, LADIES? :rolleyes

[Immortal Goat]

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Poor Willie saw HAND! :eek

[executioneer]

Just so you know, willie, I would never set you on fire. :(

not even if i asked :eek

[executioneer]

Poor Willie saw HAND! :eek

i get it :x

[Pub Lover]

:lol @ Immortal Goat

[Pub Lover]

That was not the pun I was thinking of. :(

[Immortal Goat]

I'm sorry for ruingnig your joke it won't happen again Pub. :(

[Pub Lover]

Ha, I'm not even sure you got in there before I ruined it. ;)

[Immortal Goat]

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[Guitar Woman]

those are some fucking ugly glasses

[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

We have a new winner! :)

[executioneer]

hahahaha :eek

[Pub Lover]

You know who I've always liked?

Doopa. :(


Hey what's been happening with Doopa I wonder
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I updated my damn blog if anybody cares
http://strangepuppets.blogspot.com/
And I guess that's all the news for now.
I hope you feel better.

I wouldn't think much of it, except it was the first time in weeks that I'd seen anyone but Rog refer to her AND she posts the most perfect Serious Homo Problems photo.

Thank the gods this is the internet, otherwise I might seem paranoid. :)

[Pub Lover]

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[MarioRPG]

Just how serious are these homo problems?

[MetalMilitia]

Just how serious are these homo problems?

Have you ever seen a picture of Pub?

[Emu]

lol rankeri's thread got locked

[Immortal Goat]

Just how serious are these homo problems?
Serious enough to make both Doopa AND Willie all frowny.

[ArrowX]

Serious enough for me to post about them.

[EVILCAKE]

can someone post a pic of Guitar Woman? I remember Low tida and Tera...

[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

can someone post a pic of Guitar Woman? I remember Low tida and Tera...

Creepy... :chatter

[Pub Lover]

Just how serious are these homo problems?
What you got?

[Pub Lover]

Have you ever seen a picture of Pub?
No, but I've seen a picture of you! >:

;)

[Guitar Woman]

can someone post a pic of Guitar Woman? I remember Low tida and Tera...
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=21105&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=725

[liquidstatik]

i wished you looked more like your avatar ;<

[Pub Lover]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=9262&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=18975

Did you miss that page, GW?

[Guitar Woman]

yeah, I did.

[Pub Lover]

Guys, Dictionary.com (http://dictionary.reference.com/) has changed it's layout. I think it looks even worse than the old one. Plus I thought my browser had been hijacked. :(

[MarioRPG]

lol, pub, for me it changed in midsearch of agoraphobia. I was like, whaaa?

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, agoraphobia is a SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEM. :(

[Esuohlim]

MarioRPG your story has HOLES

[Esuohlim]

For instance, AGORAPHOBIA is not an omg-i-need-the-dictionary kind of word :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

"Ambrosial" on the other hand :x

[Pub Lover]

I WOULD CHECK BOTH OF THOSE WORDS FOR SPELLING, BUT I KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN.

SERIOUSLY, IF A WORD HAS MORE THAT TWO VOWELS IN IT I'VE VERY PROBABLY SPELT IT WRONG. :(

[Esuohlim]

Food of the gods my rear end, I'd want some hamburgers >:

[Esuohlim]

SPELT

[Pub Lover]

I TOTALLY THINK THE GODS WOULD EAT RICE PUDDING & CUSTARD IN PREFERENCE TO ANY OTHER FOOD! >:

[Pub Lover]

SPELT
S IS A VOWEL, RIGHT?

[Esuohlim]

At first I thought "spelt" wasn't right. :(

BUT OHO

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/5802/spelteg5.jpg

I'll assume you tried to use this definition of "spelt" and therefore within the context of your sentence you are WRONG WRONG WRONG

[Pub Lover]

HANG ON, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH WHAT I SAID! >:

[Pub Lover]

YOU'RE AN ASS! NO WONDER NO ONE WILL WRITE FOR YOU ANYMORE. >:

[Pub Lover]

SERIOUSLY, IF A WORD HAS MORE THAT TWO VOWELS IN IT I'VE VERY PROBABLY SPELT IT WRONG. :(
...I'D VERY PROBABLY SPELL IT WRONG. :(

[Esuohlim]

lol rankeri's thread got locked

I hope he gets the hint and doesn't come back.

[executioneer]

pub lover you gotta quit wheating words wrong

[Pub Lover]

SERIOUSLY, IF A WORD HAS MORE THAT TWO VOWELS IN IT I'VE VERY PROBABLY European wheat IT WRONG. :(
YES, IN THAT CONTEXT I AM NOT ONLY WRONG BUT NONSENSICAL. >:

[Pub Lover]

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[Esuohlim]

YOU'RE AN ASS! NO WONDER NO ONE WILL WRITE FOR YOU ANYMORE. >:

:(

It's a good thing I'm too busy nowadays to pay any attention to my website because all writing submissions would BE IGNORED. :x

[Pub Lover]

pub lover you gotta quit wheating words wrong
LOL WILLIE. :(

[Esuohlim]

YES, IN THAT CONTEXT I AM NOT ONLY WRONG BUT NONSENSICAL. >:

I'll spelt you in the face >:

[Pub Lover]

OOOOOH YEEEEAAAH! :orgasm

[Immortal Goat]

Hey guys I'm still paying attention to the thread but you guys seem to be doing fine without me right now.

[liquidstatik]

Yeah, so I joined this band. And they were all, "You should scream for us, we sound all crazy and fast." And then, I was all "Cooooool." But, every guitar riff that comes out of their amps sounds like Underoath. >:

It's gay. >:

[Pub Lover]

YES, IN THAT CONTEXT I AM NOT ONLY WRONG BUT UNFUNNY. >:
NOTHING NEW! :zing

[executioneer]

YES, IN THAT CONTEXT I AM NOT ONLY WRONG BUT NONSENSICAL. >:

I'll spelt you in the face >:

so you're gonna get your seed all over his face, huh

[Pub Lover]

Hey guys I'm still paying attention to the thread but you guys seem to be doing fine without me right now.
YOU DO NOT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THIS THREAD, TAYLOR DUNNAVANT!

[Pub Lover]

so you're gonna get your seed all over his face, huh
OOOOOH YEEEEAAAH! :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

It's gay. >:
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2565/homoproblemsxx8.jpg

[liquidstatik]

YEAH, LIKE THAT

[Pub Lover]

DUDE, THAT SUCKS! GO FORM A NEW BAND, AND THEN HAVE THE NEW BAND FIGHT THE OLD BAND!

[liquidstatik]

I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT BUT YOU KNOW EVERYONE AROUND HERE WANTS TO START AN ALT-COUTNRY BAND AND THAT'S STILL PRETTY GAY :X

[Pub Lover]

SHUCKS! :(

[liquidstatik]

I KNOW, RIGHT.

but anywhoo, how's life treating you Jarv? :D

[Pub Lover]

I MAKE UP STORIES TO CHEER MYSELF UP, BUT THEY ALWAYS END WITH EVERYONE HATING ME AND I HAVE TO FLEE IN FEAR! >:

SUP WIT CHU?

[liquidstatik]

LOL SORRY :X

I'VE BEEN CHILLIN, I GUESS. I'M GOING TO A PRIVATE CHRISTIAN SCHOOL FOR 9 WEEKS SO I CAN GET MY SILLY DIPLOMA. IT'S GOING TO SUCK. I HAVE TO TAKE BIBLE STUDY CLASSES. :(

BUT OTHER THAN THAT, IT'S GRAVY.

AND SPEAKING OF GRAVY, I'M ABOUT TO EAT SOME POPCORN AND PLAY A VIDEO GAME.

ILL BE BACK THOUGH, ALRIGHT. ;D

[Esuohlim]

I like to pretend that the J is pronounced like a Y in your name so that if you say it right you can sound all pirate-y :x

[Pub Lover]

I'VE BEEN CHILLIN, I GUESS. I'M GOING TO A PRIVATE CHRISTIAN SCHOOL FOR 9 WEEKS SO I CAN GET MY SILLY DIPLOMA. IT'S GOING TO SUCK. I HAVE TO TAKE BIBLE STUDY CLASSES. :(
WHAT I DISLIKED ABOUT MOVING FROM A REGULAR SCHOOL TO A CHRISTIAN ONE WAS THE CANING. I WAS TOTALLY UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN ANY MORE. :(

[Pub Lover]

I like to pretend that the J is pronounced like a Y in your name so that if you say it right you can sound all pirate-y :x
I AM OFTEN AMUSED/ANNOYED BY THE WAY AMERICANS SAY SIMPLE WORDS IN STUPID WAYS. :(

[Esuohlim]

I AM OFTEN AMUSED/ANNOYED BY THE WAY AMERICANS SAY SIMPLE WORDS IN STUPID WAYS. :(

OH YEAH WELL according to WACKY-PEDIA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand_slang#Short_.27i.27), New Zealanders pronounce it "fush and chups". :ROLLEYES

[Esuohlim]

From what I read on that page you shouldn't even have half the vowels on your keyboard. >:

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/nowcourt.jpg

[Pub Lover]

OH YEAH WELL according to WACKY-PEDIA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand_slang#Short_.27i.27), New Zealanders pronounce it "fush and chups". :ROLLEYES
Oh gods, Kiwis drive me made with their inability to pronounce words. The two that annoy me most are when they say Deeboo instead of Debut, and Coozeen instead of Cuisine. Plus they say Yeah like Year, & and Thing as Think.

Also they like to end all sentences as if they are asking questions.

>:

[Pub Lover]

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[Guitar Woman]

I can't decide if chojin is ugly or cute.

[Pub Lover]

WELL, CONSIDERING HIS HUGE DICK, I'D SAY CUTE! :(

BUT I GUESS LESBIAN FAGGOTS WOULD HAVE OTHER OPINIONS OF GIANT COCKS! >:

[liquidstatik]

OKAY GUYS SO IM REALLY BORED AND NOBODY IS POSTING ANYTHING NEW WUTS UP WITH THAT :[

[Guitar Woman]

Well I'm willing to talk about stuff

[Guitar Woman]

So, how was your day today?

[Guitar Woman]

Oh, you're already gone. :(

[Sethomas]

I'm not!

But you are. :(

Oh, la persistencia de la memoria.

[HickMan]

Hey guys whats going on i just got back from virginia beach and I caught some waves I know normally they don't have any good waves for surfing but it was my first time and they were actually holding the east coast surfing competition there so it wasnt so bad it was really fun. What are you guys up to?

[liquidstatik]

oh my, i've never been surfing. i've went to a few beaches, but none of them had big enough waves to actually surf. :( aaand, i'm up to nothing. i just woke up, and im about to smoke a cigarette. brittany is going to houston for the weekend, so i have nothing to do but sit on the internet for a few days. :x

[liquidstatik]

I GUESS ASKING WUTS UP AND THEN GOING OFFLINE IS THE COOL THING TO DO, RIGHT HICKMAN? >:

[liquidstatik]

sidescrolling

[liquidstatik]

homo

[HickMan]

SORRRY


REALLY

You shouldnt smoke it causes lung cancer lol


But anyway yeah virginia beach was fun and I have pictures of me surfing but I don't want to post them here because your all jerks >:

[liquidstatik]

nu uh i promise i won't poke fun :O!

[HickMan]

OOOOKAY

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[liquidstatik]

OKAY SO SRSLY IM NOT GAY OR ANYTHING BUT YOU'RE THE BEST LOOKING GUY HERE :[

SRSLY IM NOT GAY THO

[liquidstatik]

AND YOUR FRIEND LOOKS LIKE A DOUCHE

[HickMan]

he came along because he had the monay ;(

[liquidstatik]

YOU SHULDA KICKED SAND IN HIS FACE

[liquidstatik]

NO BUT SRSLY IM LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND ON MYSPACE AND IT'S KIND OF HARD CAUSE THEY'RE ALL EITHER SUPER-CHRISTIAN OR DRUG FREE AND THAT DOESN'T REALLY WORK OUT YA KNOW :X

[Pub Lover]

SUPER-CHRISTIAN LADIES DON'T PUT OUT? DAMN!

[Pub Lover]

You shouldnt smoke it causes lung cancer lol

BUT IT LOOKS SO COOL! :(

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/doopa.jpg

[Chojin]

Guitar Woman, the STONE COLD TRUTH is that I'm ugly when I'm fat and hot when I'm thin ;<

EVIDENCE

http://www.popnko.com/hopopn/ShavedNewWeb.jpg

and here is a picture of jin

http://www.popnko.com/hopopn/jin/doctor.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/nowcourt.jpg

I think you're pretty cute in that picture. :[

AND P.S. PUBYEAH SMOKING DOES LOOK COOL OKAY

[Pub Lover]

That picture of Jin always reminds me of a teacher I had in Kindergarten. :(

[Pub Lover]

PUBYEAH SMOKING DOES LOOK COOL OKAY
PLUS IT MAKES THE DAY GO THAT MUCH SMOOTHER

AND IT GIVES YOU AN EXCUSE TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND ALL BE THERE WITH YOUR LIGHTER WHEN THEY FORGET

OH MAN, I TOTALLY MISS SMOKING. :(

[liquidstatik]

Jins cool in a mysterious way. :o

[liquidstatik]

PLUS IT MAKES THE DAY GO THAT MUCH SMOOTHER

AND IT GIVES YOU AN EXCUSE TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND ALL BE THERE WITH YOUR LIGHTER WHEN THEY FORGET

aahaha. that's all so true. :[


AND BRB I NEED A CIGARETTE. :X

[Pub Lover]

OH THE GODS, ME TOO! ME TOO! :tear

[executioneer]

PUBYEAH SMOKING DOES LOOK COOL OKAY
PLUS IT MAKES THE DAY GO THAT MUCH SMOOTHER

AND IT GIVES YOU AN EXCUSE TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND ALL BE THERE WITH YOUR LIGHTER WHEN THEY FORGET

OH MAN, I TOTALLY MISS SMOKING. :(

i used to hang around talking to smokers and i didn't smoke

plus i carried a lighter around everywhere :x

[liquidstatik]

idk i also think tobacco tastes good. not menthol, though, it's gross. :x

but, like, marlboro reds or camels taste goooood. and i like to watch the smoke while im exhaling, it looks neat. :(

[Pub Lover]

I DID THAT FOR A FEW YEARS AFTER I QUIT! :(

NOT ANYMORE THOUGH... WAIT, HAHA! OK I ACTUALLY DO HAVE A LIGHTER IN MY POCKET!

I ONLY USE IT TO LIGHT BIRTHDAY CANDLES. ;(

[Pub Lover]

idk i also think tobacco tastes good.
I'M ALWAYS TORN BETWEEN IT BEING GREAT AND AWFUL. :(

I DO NOT MISS MY LUNGS ACHING! >:

OK, MAYBE A LITTLE. :(

[liquidstatik]

I do hate the fact that I can't run for more than 3 minutes without having to take a 10 minute break. :(

But that's also because I'm way out of shape. :(

[FartinMowler]

I quit last November...too expensive and I don't miss the smell on my fingers.

[liquidstatik]

Well, I usally don't go around smelling my fingers, so I've yet to notice a smell. :x

[executioneer]

PBU LOVER WHATS WITH THE ALL CAPS

[Pub Lover]

BECAUSE I AM SHOUTING!

I DO NOT KNOW WHY!

I AM JUST IN A VERY SHOUTY MOOD!


:(

[liquidstatik]

hey guys whats a good torrent site to download full porn movies from? :(

[executioneer]

idk i don't watch porn

[liquidstatik]

well damn :(

[Pub Lover]

DO THEY MAKE PORN MOVIES ABOUT FUCKING YOUR COUSIN?

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/horriblepub.jpg

[liquidstatik]

YEAH PROBABLY BUT IM MORE INTO THE STUFF WHERE THE GIRLS ARE GAGGING ON A HUGE COCK

[Marc Summers]

I'm not into watching Roseanne eat :x

[Pub Lover]

I do not get yoour joke. :confused

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/doopa.jpg

[liquidstatik]

I'm not into watching Roseanne eat :x

well i don't think it shows her actually eating too often, so shut up. the show is good. :(

[Pub Lover]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! PAGE 768 IS INFACT TRAPPED IN A TIME WARP BACK TO THE YEAR 1989! :eek

[liquidstatik]

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/directors/04/34/dps.jpg

[liquidstatik]

We watched that movie in English, and I thought it was pretty neat. :o

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, I like that film, but then I'm big Robin Williams & poetry liking fag. :(

[liquidstatik]

I hate robin william's stand up. Something about old men making perverted jokes kind of weirds me out. :(

That, and he seems way too coked out.

shut up, pub. >:

[Pub Lover]

All of the Robin Williams stand up that I've heard has involved his talking penis. And that isn't funny.

[liquidstatik]

exactly

My friend bought one of his DVDs, and all of his jokes are in the same area of "LOL PUSSY COCK BALLS." Which, I guess might be funny to an 8th grader. But, he's like, 60. :(

[HickMan]

I smoke a good cigar every once in a while :x

[liquidstatik]

What kind? :o

[HickMan]

I dunno it's my friend's grandpa's. I'll ask him next time, though ;)


OH YEAH AND THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT ON MAH BODAY BUT I THINK CAPTAINBUBBA IS WAAAY CUTER.

[Pub Lover]

CAPTAINBUBBA AND HICKMAN SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE SEX!

[liquidstatik]

HEY HOW COME I CAN'T BE INVOLVED IN THE CUTE SEX OKAY GUYS PLZ :[

[Pub Lover]

FINE, YOU CAN SEX THE WINNER!

[MarioRPG]

I dislike this page, Pub, please hurry up and carry us to the next one. :)

[Pub Lover]

WHAT?

[Pub Lover]

DO YOU THINK I AM SOME KIND OF MAD 'POST ALL HE CAN' PERSON? >:

[Pub Lover]

I AM OFFENDED, MARIORPG. :(

[Pub Lover]

I DON'T THINK I CAN EVEN MAKE IT TO FIVE POSTS IN A ROW RIGHT NOW! :(

[Pub Lover]

WELL, MAYBE FIVE.

[liquidstatik]

HEY PUB STOP ALL THIS NONSENSE MAN

[Pub Lover]

OK, SURE.

[Pub Lover]

I THINK DANNY TATOM IS A GREAT NAME. :(

[Pub Lover]

PUB LOVER IS A SUCKASS NAME. >:

HAHA, GOOD THINK I'M A SUCKASS PERSON! :lol

>:

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/doopa.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I dislike this page, Pub, please hurry up and carry us to the next one. :)
THERE YOU GO. :(

[Guitar Woman]

[FartinMowler]

SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS

[executioneer]

gw you'll have to speak up i can't hear your post

[Pub Lover]

gw you'll have to speak up i can't hear your post
Yeah GW, you have a lovely speaking voice. So use it!

[Pub Lover]

SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS

[liquidstatik]

I THINK DANNY TATOM IS A GREAT NAME. :(

YEAH ME TOO. I GUESS I CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE, THOUGH. :(

[Pub Lover]

I GUESS I CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE. :(
Especially not bitchy lesbians. ;)

[liquidstatik]

yeah srsly, i thought she was nice. what happened? :x

[Guitar Woman]

Daniel would go infinitely better with a last name like Tatom. I reccomend ditching the kiddy nickname.

[liquidstatik]

Well, Daniel is my last name. But, I've been going by Danny since 3rd grade. There was already a Daniel, and he was way more popular. So, unless I went by Danny, I would have been totally looked over in life. :(

+ My full name is DANIEL HOWARD TATOM, and that sounds way smarter than i really am. and i don't wanna throw anyone off. :o

[Guitar Woman]

well I think you should keep liquidstatik.

[FartinMowler]

I think it's a nice name :/ I lived in a rooming house with a guy named Dick Chisholm

[Pub Lover]

What did GW's post say before she edited it?

[liquidstatik]

The same thing, but without the last sentence. :o

[Pub Lover]

I reccomend ditching the kiddy nickname.
Kiddy? More like diminutive. And there is nothing wrong with doing that. :(

[Pub Lover]

well I think you should keep liquidstatik.
Yeah, why don't you like LiquidStatik anymore?

[liquidstatik]

srsly. we used to be close, GW. what happened? :(

[Pub Lover]

ANSWER THE QUESTION! >:

[liquidstatik]

PSH, SHE'S OFFLINE. I BET SHE'S SCAAARRED. >:

[Pub Lover]

THEN YOU SHOULD ANSWER MY QUESTION! >:

[Pub Lover]

Jessica Alba lost a tooth while shooting sex scenes for her new movie, because the romp was so violent.


The Sin City actress is starring in romantic comedy Good Luck Chuck with Dane Cook and admits the frantic scenes left her nursing a sore mouth.

Alba told TV show Extra: "We shot all our love scenes in one day and I actually lost a tooth. I chipped a tooth as well so I need to get that fixed. Isn't that disgusting?

"We were smashing our faces together and it just happened. It's not the slowest, most romantic of love scenes. Dane's a wild one."

In the film, Cook plays a guy whose ex-girlfriends end up marrying the next man they meet after dumping him.

Despite her dental injuries, Alba, 24, insists Cook was a fantastic leading man.

She said: "He's great. He's a mixture of this great comedic actor and this crazy, energetic, physical guy. He's like the new Steve Martin. It's brilliant physical comedy."

[Pub Lover]

SERIOUSLY, WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO SMASH A FEW OF HER TEETH OUT DURING SEX? >:

[Pub Lover]

HAHA, DANE COOK IS THE NEW STEVE MARTIN! :lol

I'D LIKE TO SMASH SOME OF THEIR TEETH OUT! >:

BUT NOT DURING SEX, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! >:

YEAH, YOU DO! :(

[Pub Lover]

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[liquidstatik]

NO, I DON'T.

AND I THINK JESSICA ALBA IS CUTE SO I DON'T WANT TO RUIN HER TEETH BUT I WOULD PROBABLY STICK MY PENIS IN HER POOPER ;D

[liquidstatik]

AND MOST GIRLS I WON'T PUT IT IN THERE BUT BECAUSE NATURALLY THATS KIND OF GROSS BUT THIS IS JESSICA ALBA WE'RE TALKING ABOUT

[liquidstatik]

OKAY I GUESS THERE'S A FEW REALLY, BUT THEY'RE ALL GIRLS

AND JESSICA ALBA IS AT THE TOP OF THE LIST